What household objects can I use as a dildo besides pic related

>>7562610
A dildo, really.

But if you're really desperate, you should get a condom so that anything besides a dildo screw you up.

also sharpie in pooper

I used carrots for a short time before getting the real thing.

Don't forget to tie a string to whatever you use so it doesn't get lost up your ass, unless it's got a flared bottom.

Usa a condom around everything that isn't intended to go into you

Like carrots...

A penis works really well. Invite a boy over!!!

>>7562610
Just buy a dildo

Broom

The handle of your hairbrush