Bf

>>7559193
Bump

I'll never understand why those cartoons portray /pol/ as a brown dude.

Anyway, as a straight man, I don't have any stories about "bfs", only stories about cisgirls and traps, unfortunately, none of them were redpilled.

>tfw no qt 3.14 redpilled tranny gf

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>as a straight man

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any previously closeted /pol/acks remember their first kiss?

I don't think I ever felt more free when I kissed my boyfriend for the first time

>>7559193
Shit you love about your BF thread?

> Aggressively cuddles me in his sleep
> Gets the hiccups when he eats spicy food
> Drops fucking everything every single time he sees any kind of animal, period. He NEEDS to befriend all squirrels
> Musically talented
> Talks in his sleep
> Super klutzy
> Wonderfully talented cook
> Gives phenomenally good/thoughtful gifts
> Slips impromptu love letters, gummy bears, occasionally toys into my coat pocket(?)
> Whenever he does get drunk, which is rarely, it always devolves into him telling me all these weird specific things he loves about me

>>7562139
It's making fun of /pol/, because even people who want to fuck /pol/acks don't like them.

n/a

>>7562139
I'm a tranny and redpilled but I'm very antisocial and I think the rest would be

>>7562902
Oh god I have that problem when I get drunk. Apparently I turn into a clingy slut in heat who won't leave its prey, but my bf loves it so whatever.

>>7562902
whats he say in his sleep?

>>7562363
How was it?
t. 24 yo closeted /pol/ack

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>>7564687
It's the most amazing thing.
You feel liberated. You feel happy.

Because you're kissing a guy you love and you're loving it

>>7562902
REEEEEEEEEE

>>7562902
i-is that what love looks like?!
;_____;

>>7562363
My first was a little lousy because he ruined the moment by asking "Should we kiss?". But I do remember it, and it was nice for being so poorly set up

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>>7562902

>>7559193
>Have crush on older straight friend
>Hang out with him numerous times a good portion of which I am dressed up
>Invites me over for dinner one day
>Says I have a very nervous energy about me
>Proceeds to kiss me and says that I'm cute and that he's never felt like this for a boy before.
>Spend entire night cuddling and talking in bed.

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>>7559193

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUKC

STICK

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>>7565637
Tell me more anon. How did you meet? Is he as /pol/ as you? How was your first time?

>>7567951
He's even more /pol/ than me, which is great.

I'm the submissive and he's the dominant one.

My first time was amazing. I had had fun with toys before. But my first real dick was amazing. Just felt so safe, protected and secure. He was really gentle and now these days he can fuck me silly.

Then afterwards he just cuddles me and holds me tight against his body

We met through 4chan and luckily lived not too far away

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>>7568483
jelly m8, I wish you best of luck with him.

One time I raped a straight boy, when we were camping in boy scouts, it was at a summer camp, he wasn't part of my troop, never knew his name. Is that cute?

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things I'd do if I had someone to be in love with:
>write a song for them
>cook something elaborate and time it so it's ready just as they get home
>have a nightmare next to them, wake up in a mini-panicattack and immediately calm down because they hold me
>write a cute note on their memos for a presentation, an exam or something they're anxious about
>curl up next to them and sleep like a cat
>write them a love letter at the most inopportune times, like 6:30am
>instinctively hold their hand without noticing when I'm nervous about something
>have them decide about things like body-hair and underwear-choice because it's only for them anyway
>surprise them with a gift they didn't expect me to know they'd like

things I do in reality:
>be alone
>do drugs
>study all the time
>cry because I never met anyone who'd love me

>>7562139
>Anyway, as a straight man
best ylyl thread ever

>>7562139
>straight
GTFO

>>7562902
He sounds so fucking cute.
Hang on to him, anon.

>>7568576
want a bf like this badly

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>>7562902

> tfw 90% of this describes my bf as well

cry me a river handholdless virgins

>>7568513
>things that never happened in real life

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>>7569539
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7559193

>go on the 'no pants train ride'
>see a total dork in a button up dress shirt tucked into bright colored boxers
>the ass was amazing
>we make eye contact the whole time
>end up at the same bar
>comes right up to me and asks me to dance
>cute brazilian accent
>we dance
>immediately making out
>go back to friends place
>we have a threesome
>then we see each other for about a month
>Decide i want him to be my boyfriend (open relationship)
>decide if im finally gonna date a guy im gonna treat him right
>i make reservations for a fancy restaurant on the beach perfectly timed for sunset
>Delicious 70 dollar steaks
>then we go to the pier
>we go on the ferris wheel and i ask him to be my boyfriend
>he says yes
>I pay the street artist to perform 'just the way you are'
>we walk on the beach by the pier
>i dance with him in the sand singing along to the song
>bought him a rose after
>i take him home
>hes super sleepy and falling asleep in the uber so i expect we wont be having sex
>tell him not to worry just relax
>he ends up riding my dick anyways

dude was on the rowing team at his college so everytime i saw him he got even more muscular. his ass and pecs were amazing. he moved back to brazil. i miss him,

>>7568576
Almost in tears reading that
I want that so badly

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>>7569539
Why must you hurt me like this?
>Mandatory REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7569983
>he moved back to brazil

you should have married him so he could get his green card.

>>7562363

>any previously closeted /pol/acks remember their first kiss?

I have mouth herpes and that personality disorder where you think everyone's out to get you. So no.

>>7562139
no trad wife for you

>bf used to bully me in middle school
>became friends later
>somehow never get tired of one another
>ten years later when people ask how we met I tell them he used to bully me

Cute things he does:
>rests his head in my chest when stressed, funny because he is 6'2" and I am 5'9"
>is very clumsy, constantly hurting himself
>is a total crybaby, so makes a big thing out of having his wounds tended
>Has a pretty big dick and randomly likes to flash me when I least expect it
>Favorite: having massive thick dick poking me in the back of the head/cheek while I'm playing league

Just wish we would get married already =/

>>7578080
Did he confess to liking you first? I'm interested in hearing how the sparks started flying, given how you two first met

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>>7569539
>dat pic
Is that your OC?
My nigga.

>>7578088

I wish, I lurk /tv/ every time a new star wars kino comes out and save the sheevs

btw saving yours

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>>7578098
Thanks, my man. Here's another one I made while I was on /o/.
Sounds like something I should do more often, anon. I always like to make some good OC.

>>7568483
I just want a qt Latino /pol/ bf who isn't a manlet.

How to find?

>>7578110
Did you order your plushie yet anon?
I wish my bf was /o/.

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>tfw all I want is a star wars bf who likes cosplaying sw characters too.

>>7568513
Mitch?

>>7578123
Nah mate, i'm from Brazil and all my huemoney are going into my stormtrooper armor's acessories.
I c-could be your /o/ bf.

I love the smell of gasoline and oil in the morning.

>>7578129
> Brazil
Nigger detected

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>>7578134
Want me to prove i'm not, with a time stamp?

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>>7578124

I've always wanted to pull off an Anakin in Attack of the Clones look but I'm too femboy genetics facially and I have black hair. I'm so jealous of blonde boys

But my hair is slowly turning silver. Maybe I can pull off a Sheev and shave my hairline?

I could be your Sheev anon..

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>>7578176
Gimme gimme your Skype ID, and we can talk from there.

>>7578138
If you are a qt, then yes!

I can't hate, I hooked up with an actually gorgeous Brazilian guy once.

This is so fucking gay, please just stop. I feel each one of my brain cells committing suicide because of this stupid fucking LGBT community. I have no problem with grandpas wearing dresses but just stop with all this /pol/ shit, there's NOT 31 genders or whatever, some really hot trap must have sucked Bill de Blasio dick for that one law to pass

>>7578286
What does that have to do with a cute boyfriend

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PFFFT

Kidding, do what makes you happy, fags

>>7569615
Except it did happen friendo, kind of by accident though. I accidentally walked in on him shower and he freaked out so I attacked him to shut him up and things got out of hand. Wasn't actually a fun experience or one that I remember fondly, was more him crying through the socks I gagged him with, shitting on my dick, and bleeding a lot.

>>7578128
Nope.

>>7578207

theashbad

but I'm not making any sheevdressing promises tbf

>>7578397
added you.
I'm pvtfaggot, Darth Vader profile pic

>>7578129
Thanks anon but I have a bf. I just mean I wish he was into cars. And I live in burgerstan.

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>>7562139
>I'll never understand why those cartoons portray /pol/ as a brown dude.

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>>7568576
W-wanna be my bf anon?

>>7562139
>straight man
kill yourself breeder

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>>7562902
>ywn experience this

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>>7569983
>open relationship
You are scum
I wish death to you and all your likeminded people

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>>7579087
B-but I can't be sure you'd be nice to me
and let me sit in your lap and play video games
and talk with me about how cute seals are
and notice how my hair smells like almonds

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>>7569983
>threesome
>open relationship
>70 dollar steaks
your decadence will be your downfall, you degenerate hedonistic swine

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I frequent /pol/ and stumbled here today.

Is there really a cute femtrap around that wants a bf?

I feel like deep down I would love their company but I'm not sure they'd love mine.

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>>7568576
>This whole post

The only part I fucking hate is that I did meet someone that I liked and loved almost immediately. He loved me just as much as I loved him. But he said he wasn't ready for a relationship, maybe because he was still inside the closet.

We still talk but there's always a romantic undertone whenever we talk. I love hearing him say my Spanish name with a cute American accent. Even discussing vidya is so sweet with him

I don't know what to do because I can't let go

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>>7562139
>Anyway, as a straight man, I don't have any stories about "bfs", only stories about cisgirls and traps, unfortunately, none of them were redpilled.
>Straight man
>Traps

>>7578080
>>bf used to bully me in middle school

So Stockholm Syndrome?

>>7584034
I frequent /pol/ and I'm gay. Probably not your type though.
Any other gays with /pol/ tier views out there? Not really looking for anything serious, just looking for people with similar views.

>>7587297
I'm sure there's gays here that have /pol/-tier views

t. fag spic

>>7587297
Bi here. Had one great grandad in ss and one in Auschwitz(Polish partisan) both hated jews and blamed the war on them until their death. But im more monarchist even though i think that Hitler did almost nothing wrong.

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>is taller than me, i always try to pick him up when I hug him
>recently he started doing this to me and it was adorable
>love to watch planet earth together
>go on hikes, talk about life on hikes
>so much vidya together
>the banter cannot be stopped
>I love to call him fuzzball and he gets super mad about it
>get haircuts together
Hes the best, only if he was gay.

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>>7587297
Yup.. /pol/ here.

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>>7587920

>>7587962
Life Partners it is I guess.
One day I'll find someone as good as him.

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>>7569983
>no pants train ride
>making out
>threesome
>open relationship
>bought him a rose
>riding my dick

We're going to need a couple gigawatts for this one.

>>7587940
be my friend anon
you got a kik or something?

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>>7587984
This
Time for some electroshocks!

>>7581625
Baby, that's pretty close to what my dream bf list is.

i hate the LGBT and all their degenerate behavior, yet some trap starts hitting on me and I can't tell him to fuck off, instead arrange a date.

Pence please electroshock me!!

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>>7569539
Why must you hurt us like this?

>>7586882
No just masochism. Stockholm Syndrome is where you feel sympathy for your captors when you are kidnapped.

>>7589196
I get those confused sometimes

But I wish I had bf I knew since middle school

>>7562139
You don't even go here

>>7587878
So you're from a Nazi bloodline? Tell me more, anon!

>>7559193
>about 20 friends put on this really successful battle of the bands show
>I go to support them
>want bring along literally any other friend that isn't there already
>only person that will go with me is some dumb girl who's obsessed with Bill Hicks (yeah she's THAT kind of chick)
>I drink for the first time in years
>get a little drunk
>she keeps hanging on to me
>she knows I'm gay but all my other friends there could only guess
>I'm super uncomfortable with her doing this
>a guy I had a massive boner for was actually talking to me for the first time and she kept pulling me away by the hand to get more drinks
>night ends and I stay at hers because I'm drunk and live an hour away
>she kisses me in the middle of the night (sharing bed)
>Me "Don't"
>her "we're both drunk adults, it doesn't mean anything"
>she grinds on me
>I fall asleep
>a week later we talk it over and pretty much agree it was fucking awkward and hanging out would be cool because she likes my music and movie tastes
>we are in her room watching and listening to shit while talking about her lives
>she starts spooning me
>rubbing her butt on my dick
>im uncomfy but I get instant boners at the touch of anything on my dick
>she says "your dick is touching me"
>next thing I know she's sucking my dick
>I think to myself 'fuck it i want to cum and go to bed'
>skull fuck her and jizz
>she loves it
>awkward talk again "this can't ever happen again" "Okay, anon. I understand."
>couple weeks later, I'm in the area
>car is playing up and I have to be back again early in the morning
>she says I can stay at hers
>tell her I'm going straight to sleep and leaving when I wake up
>I go to bed
>20 minutes later she comes in
>I doze off, wake up later and shes naked
>"it got really hot sorry, anon"
>I tell her I'm stressing the fuck out with all this shit and I want a boyfriend, not some dumb bitch
>she gets horny from this
>rubs my dick and sucks it again
>I'm hard again but want to sleep
>"fuck it"
cont.

>>7590686
>fuck her crazy
>instantly fall asleep
>wake up, leave to go do my work
>this kind of thing goes on for a couple months
>tell all my friends my feeling towards the matter without telling them what's actually going on
>I'm getting depressed
>by this point she is taking advantage of me
>I tell her I've had enough
>she guilt trips me for being gay
>she guilt trips me for refusing to fuck
>she guilt trips me for still crushing on that guy
>she confesses her love for me and tells one of our mutual friends that knows I'm gay
>mutual friend freaks out and gets really mad at me
>I lash out "She is fucking taking advantage of me I want this to stop and I am fucking trapped!"
>"Shouldn't have gone to the show with her then."
>"I fucking asked you first out of everyone, you didn't come because you wanted to get stoned at home fuck off"
>shit goes down
>stop spending time with the girl
>now a depressed loser that is too afraid to socialise

I realised that I forgot where I was going with this whole greentext but now I remember, will put in next post BUT this was all build up to my feels

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>>7590686
>>7590705
>tfw my first time receiving affection was from a girl
>tfw my first time waking in the morning with plans of hangs the morning after was with a girl
>tfw my fucked up dreams leaving me to wake up saying dumb shit was with a girl
>tfw when all my hopes and dreams of events with a nice boyfriend happened with a girl and I never felt the connection I would have with a man ;-;

>I will never have the moments she got from me with a man that I could love
(pic related, me every day now)

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>>7590713
I can't even select the right picture :(

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>>7590715
I'm sorry you had to go through all that anon

I didn't ask for those kinds of feels today

>>7590527
Well im mostly Polish but one great grandad of mine was German. He was from Köslin(now Koszalin) and was part of SS. He spent most of the war in France, and his last months of the war on the eastern front backing up all the time and seeing his friends die.

>>7578113
i'm 5'11" latino and used 2 go on /pol
hello

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>meet current boyfriend through a IRC related to 4chan's /d/ around when I started transitioning 4 years ago
>he was a /v/irgin, I was a fa/tg/uy
>we both slowly migrate from the boards we liked back then
>mfw I'm now a /lgbt/ tranny, and he's now a /pol/tard
>WE'RE STILL TOGETHER

>>7590713
Eh, same experience but switch the genders. You get over it. Time heals wounds and if you're smart you learned a lot about yourself and your desires from this. Especially if you're young, like early 20s or younger.

Once you stop obsessing over it and making yourself feel like shit about it it will fade into the background and eventually it'll be like it never mattered at all.

>>7590686
>>7590705
>>7590713

Lucky cunt, having a girl get horny and lust over me from me telling her I'm gay is my fantasy.

You deserve to feel the way that you do

> make an okcupid acc
> super cute lightskin hispanic guy hits me up calling me kawaii
> Tell him if he read my bio cause it says im trans
> He doesnt even mind at all
> We talk for a month already planning on dating
> We finally meet and I give him a huge hug (Im 5'2 and hes 5'10) And he picks me up and calls me beautiful
> we watch a movie and make out
> 3rd date comes
> He asks me out which caught me off guard cause i expected it like a little longer from now but I said yes and cried cause im emotional
> He says are you crying?? And wipes my tears and kisses my cheek
> Been dating for a month now
> go on random trips to walmart at 4 in the morning
> Still havent had sex cus im not ready yet

> He started talking to me when i was only 4 mo on Hrt but now im 6
>Grabs my balls and says these are mine little girl.
> Lifes great

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>>7597958
this gives me life

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>>7597958
>> He started talking to me when i was only 4 mo on Hrt but now im 6
>>Grabs my balls and says these are mine little girl.

This is so cute no lie

>>7588880
>>7586285
this is me, if you wanna talk...

>Painting bathroom with primer
>protective mask over face
>boyfriend comes over to kiss me
>kisses the mask
>looks very displeased
>trying to pull the mask off to kiss my lips
>mask snaps and smacks him in the face
>absent mindedly rubbing his face
>I smile, kiss him, and return to painting

>>7597165
Can I call you Papi :)

I'm 6'5" lol, so its important to me that prospective boyfriends be somewhat tall. 5'11" is bretty gud.

>>7597203
>Thathappened

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> Adorable south american accent.
> Gets the excited and super cuddly whenever we(he) drinks.
> Constantly teases me to get a hamster.
> Actually knows how to code, he even works part time troubleshooting coding and general software problems for his university.
> Total virgin when I met him.
> Constantly pushes and inspires me to better myself.
> Wrote close to a dozen poems about me( we been dating for less then three months)
> He would random tell me and explain to me why he loves me whenever he happens to find a video/ picture of me on his phone.

>>7579117
>>7581664

Goodness I know about half of LGBT is lonely, sexually frustrated crybabies but this is ridiculously.

>>7598977
>If I pull that off will you die?
It would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy!
4u ;)

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>>7601429

>We watch porn together and surprise each other with the weirdest pieces we can find.
>We nag each other when one has superhero underpants on and the other not (we got one pair each).
>Always beat me at arm wrestling but not by much.
>Cooks a lot of common dishes well with great experience while I know only 6 exuberant recipes with minute precision. We cook together a lot.
>Recomend each other 12 episodes anime to binge watch together on week ends.
>Plays TTRPGs with me, always draw characters.
>Play css, tf2 and ciV with other friends at lan parties
>Beat each other to make bruises.
>Not my bf. My asexual best friend.

>>7584294
Move the fuck on anon

There's nothing you can do because chances are he'll find someone else anyways

>>7597958
>Grabs my balls and says these are mine little girl.
>grabs balls
>little girl

hmmm something doesnt feel right here

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>>7559193
Heard you /lgbt/ fags talking shit like /pol/ wouldn't find out. Let's set the record straight here, YOU degenerate faggots are the bottom bitch lusting after /pol/ dick.

Don't ever forget your fucking place.

>>7606904
Please dont post a thumbnail
I demand full image of this

>>7606921
Go to /pol/, some faggot posted it there. I'm just against /pol/ being portrayed as the bitch, when it's literally the other way around. Under no circumstance would /pol/ ever take it up the ass from /lgbt/. /pol/ would call /lgbt/ out for the degenerate faggots they are, command them to choke on their cock, and /lgbt/ would obey.

That's the relationship here.

>>7606904
That pic has pol being a bottom tho.

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>>7606935
>implying /pol/ wouldn't get rimmed and bottom at least once

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>>7559193
DELETE THIS SATAN STICKS

>>7606950
Yes, I know, hence the "heard you /lgbt/ fags talking shit". Whoever made that image is fucking delusional. It's so obvious you /lgbt/ fags get off to the idea of being the bitch to the alpha aryan white-male. That image is just plain offensive and frankly absolutely non-canon.

>>7606956
Absolutely no circumstance that would ever happen. /lgbt/ would gladly take it up the ass and thank /pol/ for the experience everytime.

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>>7606956
you gay devil son of a bitch /pol/ is a Christian bored

>>7606956
i'm /pol/, and got rimmed and bottomed 1st time 2 nights ago by the hottest trans from Cuba I've ever met

wasn't bad/10

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you gave us no choice but to go to war

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>>7559193
STOP FUCKING POSTING THESE IMAGES IM NOT GAY

>>7606990
You so are lol

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>>7606990
>IM NOT GAY
>but still browses /lgbt/

Really makes you think

yfw

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>>7562363
no but i remember the first and last time i took it in the ass
>doing typical CALEG BRA shit
>agree to fuck this one chad
>he preps me and sticks it in
>promptly freak out and clench
>he freaks and tries to pull out
>his roommate who was sleeping in the other room busts down the door with a baseball bat in hand
>thinks someone is getting murderedand calls the police
i got ass blood on his couch and didn't go out for a week so people started saying i got raped and killed myself it sucked

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>>7606921
>>7606950
not that guy but here's another good one
>>7606956
>implying /pol/ wouldn't take a dick and cry the whole time

>>7610666
>fat old guy
>generic chad
this was drawn by a woman

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>>7610691
>/pol/ is a chad
not even your mutant /polgbt/ is a chad

>>7610713
they drew /pol/ as a chad because they are a fucking woman who draws generic fucking barashit

'canonical' /pol/-tan is skinny and haggard because he's on meth because if it was good enough for the SS it's damn well good enough for him

>>7610743
oh i thought you were calling normal /pol/tan a chad
isn't there also the whole not eating/drinking thing because of chemicals in the food and water

oh god i'm not even halfway through and this thread hurts me

i'm not even a khv, i had a boyfriend ;_;

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>>7610743
>There will never be art of skellington /pol/ with crazy eyes getting fucked into the ground

>>7587297
Yis

>>7578128
Something you would like to tell the class anon?

boyfriends are a myth

Anyone looking for a short bf to cuddle and talk Vidya with?

>>7619955
Y E S
Pls be in Aus

>>7620025
>Aus

I hate being a disappointment but not I'm not in Australia my Aussie companion

>>7559193
>got done with sexy time
>bf goes to grab a snack
>comes back with a banana
>breaks it in half with his bare hand and gives the other half to me
>me: "Eww"
>him: "What??"
>me: "You just touched your wiener"
>him: "You just sucked it!"

>>7620038
Pls move to Aus then

I can protect you from the snakes and spoiders, I promise

>>7606935
>>choke on their cock, and /lgbt/ would obey.
Thats called submission forplay
and /pol/,ers know they like it.

>>7620040
It's weird how sharply standards change during sex.

When I shower at my boyfriend's apartment, I cover myself with a towel when I exit the bathroom, even though he lives alone. I don't know why I feel the need to act all chaste in front of him outside of bed.

>>7620050
A bf with an Aussie accent sounds cute but I doubt I could ever make it work

I'm sorry

>>7620050
Where in aus are you?
I'm in melbournes eastern suburbs.
Let's cuddle and watch b list horror films.

>>7620180
It's alright anon, I wasn't seriously expecting anything

>>7620334
Sorry, I'm from Canberra

That sounds like a lotta fun though, how would you feel about moving to the glorious eternal capital?

>>7620400
But I enjoy paying 4$ for a coffee

>>7620418
Guess it wasn't meant to be ;-;

>>7619955
YES
Pls be in WA :o

>>7568576
why does the short guy look exactly like me

>>7620591
because ur a smol qt

>>7620115
cute

>>7620547
Im in WA actually
Not him though

>>7619955
How short?

>>7566494
Ahhg, you are living the dream!

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Tfw your boyfriend sends you cute messages while you sleep so you can wake up super happy the next day

>>7621258
Now thats adorable

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>>7566494
>>7621258
>>7601677
Die

>>7620547
Not in Washington

[spoiler]California, specifically Goleta[/spoiler]

>>7621017
5'4

Fun size for some people

>>7621873
Wish I was your size anon. Being 5'9 stinks

>>7622178
You know it would be nice to have a bf taller than me

I'd like to feel that height difference

>>7621258
that's fucking creepy.

>>7622540
Nigga I would kill for a bf like that
It's CUTE

>>7622600
Yeah but imagine the break up though

Shit is definitely going to be brutal

>>7622661
What if you don't break up though?

Theres nothing wrong with being cute and loving with your special someone

>>7622700
Then I wish them the best but just keep this in mind if something would happen

I'm just pessimistic because I haven't found a real bf

I kinda wish the last guy I met didn't friendzone me

>>7621873
Damn I'm 5'7

>>7623715
That means I can get a bf taller than me

It's not too hard to find one now

>>7622661
Lol we live together and love every second of it. Have fun being alone for the rest of your life though

>>7620876
Are you cute and short and want to play vidya? :o

>>7598655
>same music taste
>same movie taste
>same vidya taste
>also a blonde
>lives in Germany
:( Why is it the guys that I share interests with live so far away?

>>7626386
I'm more average but I'm working on it.
I'm like 5 ' 8
And i love vidya

>>7626700
Let's hang out
Where in WA?

>>7627049
Southwest. Cowlitz.

Tfw 5'9" in Seattle. But also super sick rite now

>>7627049
>>7628294
>>7633290
>tfw I want a short qt twink but apparently they all live in WA and not MO

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>manlets finding love...with each other

>>7633290
5'10 in seattle but straight and christian

Sup =)

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>>7633492
>He thinks being a Manlet has anything to do with love

>>7633492
Bitch I'm 6'2" and obsessed with short guys

>>7633290
well if it aint aids we gud

>>7633667
Sorry, but...its a little late for that...

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>>7562139

>>7633513
>straight and christian

My top fetish.

Too bad you're under six feet.

>>7633713
saved pic, nice.
>>7633722
>under 6 feet, by 2 inches
Lol, not that your picky or anything...can you even afford that, being gay?

Also, I have a fetish for lesbians, so I guess I can understand...I want to turn one.

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>>7562139
>as a straight man

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>>7633651

>Tfw 5'2
>Girl in school said "I'm not dancing with that little shit!" When got paired for square dancing
>All the other girls just bust out laughing
>Couch rolls his eyes and says "why don't YOU just go sit over there, anon..."
>Knees weak, palms are sweaty, lip trembling, single tear going down my cheek
>I run to the locker, grab my backpack, and ditch the rest of the day

I take it no one is into straight acting, Christian, shy, short, and sensitive guys...?

>>7633920
Poor guy. Those women (not all) were mean.

Though what makes a man is his charecter, not his stature. You can find a woman, someday.

>>7633920
I'm into all of that but Christian and I don't mind Christian due to being raised around them and going to a Christian school.

Rest assured anon, you'll find a guy who likes you.

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>tfw no ripped neonazi bf to cuddle up to at night and whisper sweet nothings about volksgemeinschaft into each others ears.

>>7633920
Awwwww I wish I could have been there to tell you I like your size and think its the cutest thing in the whole world :3
Just come to seattle and love me already

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>>7633920
>Tfw 5'2
>>Girl in school said "I'm not dancing with that little shit!" When got paired for square dancing
>>All the other girls just bust out laughing


Damn

>be me
>be repressed /pol/ack
>tried to be so edgy and tough
>now a sensitive emotional faggot who loves the feel of his boyfriends arms around him and melts like butter when kissed

>tfw 6'2" hairy chubbo

Feels bad being a niche fetish.

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>>7636086
Can you be my niche fetish anon?

>>7636116
Depends on how good you are at cuddling

>>7636132
I need some to cuddle with during these cold nights and I'd love to cuddle with a big bf

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>>7563253

Not >>7562139

But would bum you if you were passable

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My bf is someone I never thought i'd be attracted to:

>black
>interested in astrology and talks about my chart all the time
>into tarot cards
>super artsy
>likes kpop (other stuff too but I used to hate faggots who listened to that stuff)
>loves /x/, super into weird occult stuff (i love hearing him talk about it)
>college dropout (currently freelance web developer)
>short (5'9")
>really far-left politics
>would definently be called an sjw on here
>not particularly masculine
>super homebody really only likes going outside for walks or hikes or just being outside

It will be 7 years in May.

>>7636587
I meant *5 years sorry

>>7636587
He would have been crucified here with the left wing politics but at least you have a bf anon

Keep him happy and you'll be too

>>7637047
Thanks anon! Im a lucky man

>>7636454
I'm closeted and two months on hormones so no but my body is very good for transitioning and I'm sure I'll pass after I come out

>>7637351
Yous the dom?

>>7638493
If by dom you mean top then yes.

>>7610628
damn son

>>7610628
are you willing to try again with no interruptions?

>>7638469

Looking forward to it.

I'm working out more and more should be it peak form to smash you.

>>7568513
Camp rainy mountain?