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>been single for 4 years
>go to gay bar out of crushing loneliness
>walk in
>hardcore gay porn on big screen TVs everywhere
>super loud, horrible pop music from 10 years ago blaring
>about half the people there are dressed in bondage gear/jockstraps
>180° turn and walk right the fuck out
Why were Christians right about us?
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>>7542217
At least you don't feel like shit right now.
>tfw you share your nudes with a guy and he shares his with you
>tfw you're hitting it off and everything seems fine
>He asks me out for a date in the next day
>Deletes his profile and dissapears
I don't even know what i'm supposed to do now, i just feel sad and a bit worried since he knows a bit more about me than i know about him. I should have guessed that he was going to trick me when he said he called me cute and said he never did it with a guy.
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>>7542284
>taking nude selfies
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>>7542300
Oh, never. I just took pictures of my cock and sent to him. He saw my face but i was fully clothed.
Damn i should have saved his pictures.
Why don't people just call me fuckugly and say they don't want me anymore? I rather that than blocking me.
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>>7542349
You're fuckugly and nobody wants you.
Feel better?
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>day 372
>no one from the open source community has fallen in love with my commits
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>>7542378
Sadly yes. Thanks.
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Daily reminder that for most of its history Christianity has not been anti-gay and that Aelred and Anselm were openly homosexual
Blame modernity not Christianity
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>>7542349
They don't have to go that far. I would love it if more guys just replied 'no'. You don't have to explain anything or be polite, just a 'no'.
Instead most guys just do convoluted shit like blocking others or changing their entire account or making stupid excuses like a tractor just ran over your mom and as you were helping her your phone leaped into the tractor that was still running and blocked me.
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>>7542414
I'm not blaming Christianity for anything, I was just saying that Christians are right when they criticize us for being embarrassing, sex-obsessed pervs.
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>>7542414
>you will never be a twink benedictine novice getting pounded in your boipucce by the masc monastery librarian in 14th century Northern Italy
Why even live ;—;
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>>7542546
>Refresher bar
Brit candy is unfit for human consumption, even as a suppository
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>>7542619
Don't you bad mouth British sweets, they're made with actual, honest to God, sugar and other sweeteners. Not like that American filth.
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>>7542702
All sugar is poison desu
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>>7543665
Yeah, but I have bouts of intense disinterest in my own wellbeing so I don't care.
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