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• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
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• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread >>7537258
>>7538340
I should practice on the pickles at work.
computer is sad :(
Does anyone in Michigan want a bf IM SO LONELY
>>7538347
Most girls reallly don't like that
>>7538347
fuck off faggot
>>7538349
can I have a footjob riven
>>7538348
good thing none of you are girls then :)
post the webm
Could somebody the recent trip/ tiers lists again pls??
>>7538350
sure pooker
>>7538353
>>7538347
Post a picture of yourself.
>>7538349
doubt those are even yours
>>7538351
>getting defensive about good advice
Have you considered this is why you're alone?
>>7538356
no not that one
you know what I'm talking about
>>7538359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOqX3fJJh7I
>>7538361
can someone please explain who chara is /is she a character /cis /whatever
>>7538359
Obviously not mine, do a basic reverse image search.
if anyone wants to be added or removed, price of entry / exit is one (((you)))
though i'd rather you don't ask to be removed unless it seriously bothers you, because the other tierlist is downright offensive and i'd like to supercede it in terms of importance
>>7538354
here
>>7538364
cis.
>>7538364
>chara
>character
Rly activates my almonds
>>7538364
She's a cisgirl shitposter who comes here to bully trannies basically.
>>7538345
rock paper scissors?
>>7538367
can you stop posting this
>>7538366
>tfw will never help riven be okay with being herself
>>7538338
Bump, please help with this massive internal struggle I'm facing.
>>7538367
Why the fuck is Samantha on the bottom?
>>7538374
And this.
>tierlists are downright offensive but I'm going to perpetuate the one I control forever
>>7538364
Just a lame character.
>>7538367
only chasers and people with severe autism make tier lists
>>7538367
like at least take maeve and smiles off
>>7538364
I'm a tranny that faked being cis to avoid meeting with quid
>>7538376
I don't have anything to worry about senpai.
>>7538378
will you do a cosplay?
Do you guys big spoon guys or should I just get a femboy instead
Someone tell Emma that I...
>>7538384
>avoid meeting with quid
good move
>>7538387
okay
Is quid the worst poster in mtfg?
am i cute
>>7538391
Thanks.
>>7538393
you're pretty cute in that pic
>>7538384
pookie is pretty adorable in cosplay
i should make her do another one
>>7538387
what kara what is it
im at the edge of my seat
>>7538384
but i worry about my little one
>>7538397
you can be whatever spoon you want though there's no rules
>>7538384
yeah I love cosplay
that's a cute picture I didn't have saved ty
>>7538393
i think so
>>7538397
where I am or highest I think
depends what the person who made it thinks of u
>>7538379
isn't she really early on? i forget
i saw her in hon tier in the original pic and didn't give it much thought
low-medium, maybe
the other one has memes like robin and kayla on the bottom and i don't think they deserve it
>>7538381
maeve gave me a new pic to put on the tierlist, actually, i'll remove her if she asks
i asked smiles and she said she doesn't care
>>7538397
uhhh i didn't see your pic
sorry
i was busy arguing with people about video games >w>
>>7538400
Thanks lauren
completely fucking agree
>>7538390
i just didn't think she would actually buy the ticket lmaoooooo
>>7538399
go for it
>>7538401
i have a lot of random ones
>>7538403
Her face is pretty damn feminine and she's gonna go places. I don't even know who she is but she does not belong there.
>>7538403
they're underage
you shouldn't be posting pictures of them even if they're ok with it
>>7538379
I wonder if you'd still be saying that if you were above medium tier.
>>7538400
but there are rules though
big person=bigger sponn
small person=smaller spoon
domme partner=bigg spoon
sub partner=small spoon
this is how it must be
>>7538401
hmm okok
>>7538403>>7538407
you dont know what i look like, pookie does, i'm her older sister
its okay, i forgive your mistake
>>7538411
Yes.I know I'm top fucking tier and my anti-list rhetoric won't change once I'm validated by some loser.
>>7538377
Why is this a dilemma for you? Call them tits if you think they're tits. I started calling mine tits as soon as they looked too weird to be pecs.
>>7538413
are you a mommydom tranny
>>7538413
no you just do what you want
you don't have to turn cuddling into bsdm
>>7538408
rare frog
are you the database anon Cx
>>7538418
i wish...
>>7538399
please do
how am i?
clumbsy pic ik but it's the latest i have and i'm tired :3
>>7538421
yeah
>>7538423
potato with strings
>>7538418
i am
whats up
>>7538421
we need to get you madoka stuff
>>7538413
i assumed you posted last thread because i saw somebody comment about your appearance or something
>>7538410
their face gets shitposted all the time regardless
isn't smiles legal age in australia now?
>>7538409
fair enough, i never really put much thought into her placement
though she looks too much like neo for me to rank her higher than low-medium
needs longer hair and makeup, maybe
>>7538418
mayb
i love little girls, they make me feel so...good
>>7538420
this is the way its been since the beginning of time
ur trying to go against the natural order, and i wont allow it
>>7538423
u need bangs yesterday
>>7538423
>how am i?
bad enough that I think this is bait
>>7538377
Just call them boobs. All the lesbians looked at my chest awkwardly last night but didn't call me a pedp rapist in the womams bathroom
>>7538426
do you big spoon
post a pic slut
>>7538367
Wew, I love tier lists.
Also, why does every transgirl have 'natural' makeup except like just edie. Just seems statistically weird
>>7538424
that's cool
>>7538426
>i am
>whats up
stfu
ur just a fratbro dude
and yes we do...
my bday's soon OwO
>>7538432
s t o p
>>7538431
thats funny, because you look a bit like a rapist desu
>>7538428
this is me
I want to cosplay too..
>>7538434
you're better when you're edgy. desu
>>7538426
hey ho
I'm hungry
I'm coming over and you're making me sushi
Or driving me to get some
>>7538440
would big sis Riven like me more if I was edgier?
>>7538415
Ooohhh, I'm not sure I believe that
>>7538445
My ego's fine and dandy on it's own without lists, just watch me posting tonight lmao
>>7538437
look pretty cute in that corset and wig
>>7538441
>make you some
sushi takes a bit more skill than i have
you're welcome to come over and buy me some though ^w^
>>7538434
heck yea we can get you one of your weirdo anime girl dress things for your birthday bro
>>7538440
>tfw kissed those
How do I look /mtfg/? Just finished my first week of hrt..;)
feeling pretty ok :D
>>7538450
Buy you some? Fucking cheapass neet
We're gonna go out to sushi and I'm gonna "forget" my wallet
>>7538436
Not when I'm smiling and geuinally in a good mood you fish lips.. ._.
do guys like conetits
>>7538450
No don't say that shh.
>>7538453
>tfw you have a big bed now
>tfw still no one to big spoon you
>>7538444
yes <3
>>7538450
cuuute <3
>>7538461
>can I come pls
Sorry but emma is literally pic related so only her and I can do it
tfw you drink coffee and it just makes you feel overwhelmed and confused
GOD DAMN IT
>>7538453
Oh FUCK!!! hahaa I just noticed my dildo in the background there ..whooops aahahaaha
Grace is jewish.
>>7538471
that's interesting
>>7538471
I am CATHOLIC when I practice religion you FUCKING WHORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc
DEUS VULT
>>7538461
dont worry you'll always be my homie
>>7538464
thanks you too :yum:
>>7538466
shes right desu neets dont have money
no forget wallet pls
buy me sushi mommy
>tfw ur a girl
: )
>>7538471
Indeed. She is part of the Jewish Problem.
:3
>>7538457
nice fucked ears idiot
>>7538471
am i jewish
I want to eat sushi with Grace too
>>7538474
If I buy you sushi you gotta pay me back skank
>>7538464
what should I do
>>7538466
maybe I shoulda punched ur face in tb desu...
((it's a joke don't disown me))
>>7538474
I'll pay for you, as a homie
>>7538482
hugg pook
>When she doesn't (You) you.
>When we aint homies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqRC5tquyU0
Sushi sucks anyways.
>>7538461
Whats your address?;;;)))
>>7538475
>tfw look like a pedo rapist ._.
pOO POO PEE PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POO POO PEE PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7538482
Missed your FUCKING chance, BITCH
I'm gonna get you now because you fucked up and let me live
i really feel like i should be low-medium tier at best
i mean the high votes were obviously trolling but 50% medium seems bullshit as well
>>7538490
ur cute
>>7538474
bringing it back oldschool
>>7538482
kill a dog with a shovel
>>7538489
Thanks homie.
>>7538489
Oh you're serious huh? Sure, whats your discord
>>7538467
During my high-anxiety periods, my strong coffee has given me panic attacks. They were super fun. Especially the one where I thought I was dying.
>>7538473
Catholicism is the only only religion I still sort of like, and it's mostly because I get turned on by all the guilt-tripping and blood imagery.
>>7538485
yea i dont even really like sushi that much dont tell grace though
a-and you shhhed me what did you want me to do
>>7538494
>>7538495
you know how it be
>>7538481
can we arrange another payment
im actually a poor neet
>>7538503
I was baptized Catholic, so its like, if I take the plunge back into religion it's gonna be Catholic.
>>7538503
I was baptized Catholic, so its like, if I take the plunge back into religion it's gonna be Catholic.
Oh hey. Chara is back. I missed you, famalam.
reminder that communists are christ like
>>7538509
ye
>>7538512
i was never gone.
>>7538509
yeah im sure we can arrange something else slut
and too fucking bad we're getting sushi
>>7538509
yeah im sure we can arrange something else slut
and too fucking bad we're getting sushi
im not sure if I like chara or not help
>>7538523
what are u doing
>>7538523
Oh shit I lijke this meme
>>7538518
Maybe it's just that I'm not here enough. Regardless, it's nice to see you again.
>>7538519
(You)
honestly tier lists were a mistake
everyone is beautiful
>>7538530
HEY LIZZ
WHEN ARE WE HANGING OUT
>>7538525
Why would you like chara lol
>>7538503
I never get why people get nervous or anything from caffeine. nothing ever happens regardless the amount I take in with drinks.
>>7538535
idk
hugg
>>7538503
I never get why people get nervous or anything from caffeine. nothing ever happens regardless the amount I take in with drinks.
>>7538525
Chara does not exist and or is a monster etc
>>7538530
I'm root, though.
>>7538535
I'm a nice person, and a good friend.
>>7538487
how are you frog
>>7538535
why not?
>>7538487
this frog?
I LIKE LIZZLIZZ
LIZZLIZZ IS COOL
Remember to be true to your homies and not be jewish like Grace. I'm out.
>>7538509
Tell Emma that I mi...
>>7538534
Not sure. Virginia was a bust, so I'm back in Ohio.
>>7538543
Even if that's the case, you were always alright by me.
>>7538547
I'm far from cool
>>7538549
rini ily
You know when people post pictures of srs results and everyone goes "eew, that's so gross."
That's my crotch right now.
>>7538550
>not be jewish like Grace.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7538552
Sorry to hear about Virginia
But you being in Ohio is cool for me
I should get saving to go out there and visit you
>>7538511
Same here. I doubt I'll ever go back to religion, but I would definitely try to become a nun if I did.
>>7538515
I can't deny coffee, frankly. Like, I have to be sick in order to not want to drink it. And usually it's because I drink enough to get sick that I stop. What are you trying to get done today?
>>7538538
It's not the coffee that makes me nervous, senpai. I'm already nervous. The coffee just cranks my thought patterns into high gear.
>>7538555
has it gotten more gross somehow since the surgery?
or was it like that to begin with
>>7538549
You're just too sensitive, muh 4chan safe space.
>>7538552
Yeah, im great.
>srs
my penis is the only thing anyone will ever value me for :/
>>7538556
It's whatever. I knew something would go wrong the second I stepped out of the car.
And you can if you want. I'm not going anywhere yet.
>>7538562
I'll agree. How've you been.
>>7538559
write porn, write e-mail to grandmother who i accidentally made realize i have GD, wash dishes
>>7538566
If you're in Ohio that means I have 2 friends I could visit at once, it would be fun
>Go to s4s
>see a thread with my pic in the op
=D
:p
>>7538562
>you're too sensitive if you don't like it that i'm an asshole to basically everyone
same xd
>>7538571
link
>>7538572
baobao
>>7538566
im good.
>>7538570
tfw grace is scared of you
only 1 hour drive friendpal
>>7538573
You're pretty triggered, huh?
You know you can just filter me.
Have fun ERPing in peace <3
>>7538579
qinqin baobao jugaogao
What is Chara realy? i'm getting confused ^=^
>>7538515
Burchy you're really cute
huggs
>>7538582
Sorry but I don't visit kiddos
Oh, what's that, Chara isn't real?
I don't visit fakes either <3
am i real
>>7538559
I guess it's different for everybody then. caffein doesn't seem to have any effect on me anymore. only thing coffee does is making me go poop if I drink too much.
>>7538570
It could. I'm assuming I know the other one as well?
>>7538582
Good to hear. Do you still loiter on discord. Might be fun to talk again
>>7538544
Boo (drakeposter) wanted me to tell you that he says you're gay
>>7538589
Nah, i'd spend time with you two separately but it makes it easier on me that you two are in the same damn state
>>7538557
>Where did you get srs and how do u feel? Are u happy with it?
Sweden. I don't know if I will be happy with it because it's only been a few weeks and I still have one follow-up surgery that I need to do.
>>7538560
It's gotten less gross, but it's still gross. I think vaginas in general are gross but this is more gross.
>>7538584
tranny trash
>>7538585
What are you even going on about?
>>7538589
I spend time on discords that don't have isla.
>>7538585
my feels exactly
>>7538596
*feels ur penis
>>7538567
What kind of porn are you writing? Sorry to hear your grandma set you off, unless you just mean you realized it through casual conversation or something.
>>7538588
I drink espresso through a fancy Italian press that I have, so my coffee is very strong. I used to drink Coke like water, so strong coffee is the only thing I shoot for.
>>7538584
thanks carol .w.
also, hi carol :3
ily
>>7538593
I suppose. I know one other person who posts here that's only like 2 hours from me.
>>7538595
Gotcha. If you ever feel like chatting with your conscience, hit me up.
>>7538596
same desu
>>7538603
sure
>>7538596
Yeah, except for the part where you actually did just visit with a kiddo
peddo
>>7538603
i dunno em!
>>7538594
Well, jealous of you.
How much does it hurt post-op?
>>7538601
noooo
i mean i was testing the waters to see how she'd react since she's the most liberal (probably the only liberal) in our family, and now she wants me to see a psychiatrist about my dysphoria >_>
>What kind of porn are you writing?
weird /d/ orgy stuff i've been procrastinating for weeks
i -used- to be a commission writer but depression and add fucked me over hard :x
i wish i could focus on it
>>7538606
You do
>>7538602
>carol
o.o who??
also rebosting the picture of that spineless hedgehog :3
>tfw my bf and i have 3 days off together in 2 more days
>tfw 3 days of cuddles, good food, and sex
wew
>>7538613
Oh, who
>>7538615
要亲亲 要抱抱 要举高高
>>7538608
Like a headache, but in your crotch. It's less painful than I expected it to be. I was told that sitting down would be uncomfortable but I don't feel uncomfortable sitting down at all.
>>7538606
i suppose you do sorta act like a kid when you're in my arms
>>7538598
im a cis girl i dont have one of those
>>7538616
Discord
>>7538614
OMG
sorry
i'm really defocused and overwhelmed, i think bc of coffee and vidya arguments
somehow i read your name as carol
but heyyy
how you doing?
>>7538620
I think you're mixing me up for that discount bin bitch you picked up
Try not to do that next time, I'm quality and the one you should be grabbing DESU
>>7538624
wew
>>7538628
ilu tho you're okedoke just pick a better ho to parrot next time pls
>>7538630
am i okedoke
>>7538621
sure, bring the dog.
>>7538601
I use pic related and freshly grinded coffee beans. I make it strong too so it doesn't taste boring. I drink everything like water so I only make coffee once or twice a week.
>>7538630
Maybe you should pick a better one to cry over then
can I pick you though?
>>7538633
okay
>>7538610
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that your family isn't cool with it. Dysphoria can be a huge bummer, but psychiatry seems a bit drastic. How do you feel about it?
>weird /d/ orgy stuff
If you feel so inclined, you ought to drop a link in one of these sometime when you finish a story. I rather like bizarre /d/ type stuff and I'm back here like it's prison again, so it'd be cool to read if you've got skills.
>>7538620
>When you know shes not a dom
>>7538636
Sry but big girls dont cry sweetie
sure why not
just be fucking ready to repeat some weird shit tonight
somethings wrong with me and its a lot of fun
>>7538631
yea
>>7538635
Omg, that is so cute. Yours is so much nicer looking than mine. Favourite type of coffee? I've been on a hazelnut cream kick lately.
>>7538642
c :
>>7538637
i haven't told any of my family and i'm not sure if i should fully out to her now that i've gone and screwed the pooch
i've been on HRT for a month, stealthing
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/PENISADVENTURELAND/profile
you can find all my stuff here
i think i'm pretty good, just unmotivated
story of my life
>>7538640
overwhelmed
coffee makes it hard for me to concentrate
it's annoying
gonna play vidya at some point i guess
>>7538638
ask >>7538621 how much of a dom i am
>>7538624
this made me have a PRIME giggle
>>7538646
I'm fucking QUALITY tonight
>>7538608
If you're one of those who want good results you might not be jealous of me since Swedish srs is notoriously meh. I don't care too much thought since it won't affect my ability to pass.
>tfw boy
gn friendpals
>>7538647
I blame the lack of bullying
>>7538645
can i masturbate to this
>>7538652
uh
that's what it's there for?????
i'll write you porn (after delaying for two months) if you give me money :::;)
>>7538651
I mean people tried
They just sucked at it
Nobody's good at it no' more
All the bitch asses on my friendslists aint putting me in my place either
clearly I'm just a fucking goddess
>>7538653
Yeah let's leave her and her sweat pants in her neet cave
>>7538646
I dont wanna ask. It already hurts to know you upgraded. Hurts so bad. Deep feelers.
>>7538656
GO THE FUCK TO BED KARA
either that or get back online so i can annoy you more
hey
>>7538660
hey
>>7538655
I don't know, seemed to work a few days ago. It wasn't my shift bullying you tonight though, I'll make sure they fire the guy.
>>7538660
hey
>>7538662
hit me with the good shit senpai
make me fucking feel
DRIVE THE KNIFE INTO MY HEART
it beats feeling fucking nothing and being a crazy bitch
>>7538657
No I'm addicted to the (You)s because she doesn't post a lot.
>>7538658
Its ok I was never going to be good enough for her anyway. I low tier.
>>7538668
>tfw kara doesnt love you
>or even like you
>>7538669
>>7538670
>>7538661
hey
>>7538664
what's yours
>>7538665
hey
>>7538672
Enough with yo mood swings lady.
How do I kill myself with what's probs a .22 rifle?
Can I keep the bullet from exiting and damaging the apartment? I don't want to cause trouble.
How fast would I die, at best?
i should've been asleep 5 hours ago :/
>>7538676
i'M FINALLY COMING DOWN I THINk
and it took you not caring about me to trigger it ;_;
>>7538680
yeah same
>>7538679
No
>tfw smooth
>>7538668
are you cute
>>7538679
shoot at the base of your neck, angled upward, the bullet will get lodged in your brain
>>7538679
>apartment
just jump off of it
>>7538682
>tfw smooooth
>>7538643
thanks some nice old lady gave me this :) I really got hooked on costa rican coffee. my local coffee shop doesn't use labels to describe just a bag but I would say it's a darker roast with a strong full aroma. I don't do anything else in it than 1/3 of milk and like 4-5 sugar cubes.
>>7538681
I just chatted with you for like 3 hours woman!
>>7538683
Eh.
>>7538686
>tfw smooth criminal
>>7538694
uh
i missed it, for the most part
vivian is cute though
>tfw kinda getting anxiety about what i should wear at my sister's wedding in august
>when the (You)s stop comin
Fine I hate you again Emma!
>>7538690
MOAR
IM NEEDY
>>7538698
Iktf, my brother is getting married soon >.>
>>7538701
Good night slut.
>>7538702
When?
>>7538674
Lavender turns my crank.
>>7538679
1. Don't do it, 2. aim for the temple, 3. It'll be a mess no matter what. If you don't want the apartment ruined, pick a different method.
>>7538682
This is one of few things preventing my suicide.
>>7538687
My room mate got me a dark roast from Havana once. It was amazing, arguably the best I'd had, and I'm sad to say I tore through it like a pig rather than trying to appreciate it completely. These days, I sometimes add milk, but I often just do one teaspoon of sugar. I started out only drinking coffee if I doused it in sugar and cream so it tasted like candy.
>>7538691
CoC is my bread and butter. Glad to see another classy bitch knows what's good. Cheers, girl.
Why is it so cold outside
I wish I lived in Aussieland or Arizona or something like that
>>7538698
it's like 8 months away, just see where you are at that point
>>7538703
wew
I miss Lawry why'd you have to post her
>>7538704
I don't know exactly when, I've been distant to him because transitioning, but I think later this year
>>7538708
Im mostly scared of what shoes i'll be able to pull off with my massive feet
Is there any way its appropriate to wear converse shoes at a wedding?
tfw no gf to snuggle rn
>>7538707
>Aussieland
Are you sure about that?
>>7538712
uh, not really, unless you dress as a male, no
Elanna has invaded my dreams
And I don't even know what she looks like
Urgh, I spend too much time on this fucking board
>>7538705
:3c
yeah, i probably have hundreds of hours in that shit
fuck fenoxo and savin for abandoning it for TiTS
that game is a bunch of mass-produced garbage imo
>>7538714
Fugg
>have real bobers in my dreams
>wake up
>barely have an a cup
;____;
>>7538720
>have clean room in my dream
>wake up
>its still dirty
tits would be nice too tho
>>7538716
imagine a walking pear with a cute face and anime eyes
>>7538700
but i know you dont really hate me
>>7538718
ah, another fellow degenerate, I've wasted too many hours on that shit, also agreed.
My bf has an old army helmet
If I wore that, would it keep the bullet from leaving my head?
my tummy hurts and it's preventing me from sleeping
>>7538723
It's times like this I wish I knew how to work a photo editing tool to make that.
>>7538698
I feel it
August is ages away tho.
You'll prob be qt by then anyway.
I'm mega stressing out about my brother's wedding in April too, you're not alone <3
>>7538728
it's a .22 caliber, the bullet is not going far
How do I prevent testosterone changes without pills?
I live in a intolerant shithole and I don't have any access to pills for now.
>>7538736
Check the trans help general.
>>7538736
cut off your balls
>>7538733
Hello~
>>7538718
Haven't touched TiTS. CoC can't be replaced and fuck them for trying to. Champions was some of the best stuff to get me through high-school. Is it just being left in the dust then? If so, that's a tragedy.
>>7538728
Seriously don't do it, but a 22 isn't gonna go through your skull and a wall
>>7538740
Morning!
K-Kinda
I wish I could wear uggs without being looked down on!
>>7538744
For another 3 minutes it is :3
>>7538745
Fuck the haters, you're comfy.
>>7538745
Ditto a KKK uniform
>>7538732
Ahh but you know you pass already, im still uncertain...
>>7538749
Tfw sad
>>7538752
you could wear a suit like a butch lesbian
>>7538759
Yeah that's kinda what i was thinking, it would be the comfiest thing to do..
>>7538729
Would rubbing it halp?
>>7538745
uggs look cute as heck
>>7538746
UwU
>>7538755
sass pls rubb my motherfuckin tummy
>>7538762
yes
could you spare a rubb
>>7538766
i can fap to furry stuff, it's just a pretty generic fetish in and of itself
and TiTS goes all the way into "heh, furries have no taste, so let's just put no effort at all into this"
>>7538705
well I just love sugar. I know how hard it is to control yourself when you got something really good ^^ I'm going to eat now enjoy your coffee bye :)
>clean bill of health
>possible iron deficiency
>>7538774
get out of my head
>>7538774
I'll save you Elanna, I'll start eating only iron rich foods and pass it on to you via my cum.
>>7538774
>iron deficiency
true trans
>>7538769
Ye anytime rubb and kissu tummy
I want to marathon Over The Garden Wall
>>7538778
>"superior gentleman"
>>7538779
>actual superior gentleman
>>7538774
>tfw most likely have hypothyroidism
>>7538764
*Rubs tummy*
Put a pillow on your tummy and lay face down.
>>7538776
W-what
>>7538779
I'm sure there's a more efficient way o.o
>>7538780
;_;
I really thought only cissies had this problem
>>7538785
;_;
Are you being treated?
>tfw some people look good and achieve
>i can't look good or achieve
fuck life
>>7538792
This is the only way Elanna, now relax your throat.
>>7538795
try harder
>>7538792
No but i hope i will be soon
It explains everything and my sister has it too
>>7538798
Giving bj messes with your voice
I hate this time of year
It's always the worst for me
It's when all the bad things happen
I should have known not to expect any better this time
I really should just stop trying
>>7538802
Fairly sure she has it down by now.
>>7538805
What's going on?
>>7538340
>HJ edition
Hitlerjugend edition
>>7538796
>I feel cold all the time
>my heart rate dropped
>i feel tired all the time
>my skin is super dry
>Ive had trouble losing weight the past month or so
>constipated
>my sister has had it for years
Cant remember the other symptoms but i fit like most of them
>>7538812
I hate myself
I hate my life
I fuck everything up all the time
I'm a shitty person
I'm stupid and useless
I've lost all hope of a better future
>>7538822
I can't let you refuse this life saving treatment
*forces penis down your throat*
>>7538824
Take it somewhere else, this isn't a fetish board
elanna is really nice and im always happy to talk to her
>>7538822
breakfast cereal is good desu!
>>7538827
>this isn't a fetish board
uh
>>7538822
Thanks lanner thats nice of you
Gonna get blood tests tommorow but itll be a month till i get endo appointment
I wish I could wear a choker without being looked down on!
>>7538844
Live in a brothel then
>>7538844
Isn't the purpose of a choker to be looked down?
my little sister wears a choker
>bought a shit ton of makeup
>forgot lip pencil
Son of a bitch.
>>7538824
W-whoa
Thanks
>>7538833
I like breakfast that's meaty though
I'm having a spam McMuffin rn
>>7538851
>>7538851
>spam
>>7538851
>I like breakfast that's meaty though
Just eat cereal then ask for your roommate to provide the meaty part.
>>7538853
>I just remembered I used to use felt tip pens when I was a kid
Me too ;_;
>>7538847
then I'd be looked down on for living in a brothel, dumdum.
>>7538848
no. :(.
>>7538853
anon is right, I'd like to be collared too.
>>7538820
I dunno erini, that sounds like side effects from HRT as well. I think you can do a dimple blood test to see if you have thyroid problems.
>>7538821
:( I'm so sorry. I can't imagine what you're going through. Want to bhat about it?
>>7538822
:( You can snack on it like chips, tho.
Iron shots and pills made me constipated and kale andspinach had to be massive amounts that i couldn't eat.
I was a good boy today... unlike most of this thread.
Running at -12 Celsius is something everyone should do.
>>7538851
>I'm having a spam McMuffin rn
I thought you were going to loose some weight?
>>7538861
no you wouldn't
people expect whores to be in whore houses
>>7538861
It's just your view of life
It's ok to be a slut trust me
Meh, at least i learned about toner at the makeup place. Neat stuff it is.
tfw not colared
>>7538851
It was my pleasure
*uses your face to wipe off the remaining drops*
>>7538854
>>7538855
>not knowing the deliciousness of melted cheese and egg with slices of greasy salty spam on an English muffin
>>7538857
Anon that's lewd and they wouldn't want their dick sucked at 3 am
>>7538862
I mean I could just start taking women's multivitamins, I take men's multis.
>>7538864
I'm at my target weight
I need to shift some weight from fat to muscle
>>7538799
>try harder
i'm already on the brink
>>7538864
>1 hour
wew how do you run that much?
I collapse after 30 minutes
>>7538873
>I take men's multis.
Wut, even i take girls gummy vitamins
>>7538873
Why are you eating breakfast at 3 am?
>>7538873
Oh, yeah. That too :)
>>7538862
Yeah im getting one soon
But i dont think these are hrt effects, i know some of these appear to an extent but with me its too much to be just that
>>7538879
There's practical reasons to take men's multis when you don't bleed out your vagina once a month. If you get enough iron in your diet you should be taking men's multis
>>7538881
I have work at 5
>"i don't like hanging out with guys"
>"but you hang out with me"
>"you aren't really a guy anon lol"
JUST
>>7538879
kaylas gumgums
>>7538873
>I need to shift some weight from fat to muscle
I think that's gonna be easy for you. You have good work ethic.
>>7538877
>wew how do you run that much?
It's actually quite simple. I just man up.
>>7538884
>perma frost
That's a good excuse to bring out the spikes actually.
>>7538887
I dont get iron or anything because i eat one meal every other day and usually it has no meat in it. Trying to cut out protien as much as possible
>>7538892
>no meat
good
>>7538887
oh, that's an early shift huh
>>7538893
don't start
>>7538892
>no meat
bad
>>7538851
>I'm having a spam McMuffin rn
spam ;_;
>>7538893
I eat meat when im with my bf, oh and before you say something dirty its only because he is a good cook and i like his meat. He made me a ketchup meatloaf with a metric fuck ton of seasonings and whole cloves of garlic.
>i will never have nice soft hands because my skin is way too sensitive
>>7538879
Too bad they don't make sissy vitamins.
>>7538892
>no meat
What are you some kinda faggot?
>>7538895
Yeah it's my fault rly I asked to be moved off of cash once in awhile so now I got stuck with rearranging shelves at 5 AM.
>>7538890
It should be very doable with some exercise immediately after hopping out of bed
I'm just sad about losing my bike legs during the winter ;_;
>>7538898
Is saaaaalt :D
>>7538904
Hrt is sissy vitamins you retard
>>7538904
yes they do...
>>7538906
>What are you some kinda faggot?
Well i wear sweater dresses, have a different pair of earings for every day of the month, and my panties have hearts all over them, im pretty gay, plus i moan uncontrollably when my boyfriend puts his peen in muh bp
>>7538913
faggot as fuck
can't believe you used to be normal
>>7538899
>grats?
how can i repress if everyone keeps calling me a girl?
it's annoying >:c
>>7538914
I know, i used to be a literal alpha male jock lol.
>>7538901
im kinda the same, my hands are a dry wrinkly mess all winter unless i moisturize and always wear gloves outside
just take good care of them!
>>7538906
B-but so is sausage and/or bacon! I guess it's not as quick and easy at this hour though.
I'm craving greasy salt now :(
>>7538917
don't repress, become a beautiful girl c:
kayla is beta
>>7538925
do grils have a social hierarchy?
>>7538925
Hmm... have job, car, a bf, my own appartment... yeah im pretty alpha still
>>7538922
thanks a lot for the tip!
>>7538899
As with most things in life, you start small and work your way up. You start running, and you keep running (intelligently and with a purpose) and one day you catch yourself blitzing across the countryside, eating miles upon miles of roads.
>>7538906
>my bike legs
There's always stationary bikes. Not as hipster I know, but you take what you get.
>>7538910
I actually laughed.
>>7538924
>girl
probably
>beautiful
probably not
:c
>>7538928
mommy
>>7538913
Same
Sounds pretty alpha
We should hang
>>7538917
Sounds like you suck at repression tbqh
>>7538923
I mean they're also not nearly as cheap even if I'd prefer sausage
This was like 2 dollars for a can that has 6 servings
>>7538930
My partner only has an elliptical and we don't have room for a stationary bike :c
>>7538928
That's called being an adult
now having an executive job, a mercedes, a toy boy and your own penthouse, THAT's alpha
>>7538927
>do grils have a social hierarchy?
Yes.
>>7538934
Friend request?
>>7538931
you don't even have to be a beautiful girl, just being a girl will probably make you feel a lot better!
I mean I haven't started hrt so I'm FAR from beautiful but just presenting as a girl makes me way happier than I was before.
>>7538938
>presenting as a girl pre-hrt
>not beautiful
please
>>7538938
i [spoiler]pretend to be a girl on the internet but in reality[/spoiler] am a guy.
im transgender
im transtrender
im transphobe
>>7538938
>presenting before hrt
Mad respect yo
>>7538937
Liked commented and subscribed
>>7538942
Gaaaaay
I'm high and drunk
im transistor
im a transmission
>>7538948
you're cool
im transformer
>>7538952
I think so too!
>>7538953
robots in drag?
>>7538956
that's basically the plot, yeah
I'm transraptor
>>7538958
i'd watch that
>>7538962
>>7538965
don't date men desu