Just gay things :3

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>bubblegum flavored vape liquid
>mints and jolly ranchers always on hand
>getting to be a woman on Halloween
>getting to be a woman anytime you want
>providing joy to all through hedonism and debauchery
>growing your hair out and styling it like this

>being responsible for the decline of society.

>>7514656

>walking around in a cute locked-knee way
>getting to make straight men uncomfortable by staring at their asses and crotches
>mascara
>smooth ass and taint and balls

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>Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
>Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens
>Brown paper packages tied up with strings
>These are a few of my favorite things

>Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
>Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
>Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
>These are a few of my favorite things.

>Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
>Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
>Silver white winters that melt into springs
>These are a few of my favorite things

>When the dog bites, when the bee stings
>When I'm feeling sad
>I simply remember my favorite things
>And then I don't feel so bad

chokers.. so many chokers..

>>7514665
That's actually kind of cute asf lol

>having sex toys since age 15
>shaved arms
>people saying "cut your hair"
>Not needing to give a shit about being nice to females
>Making your dom meals while he squeezes your ass

>getting hiv

>contemplating suicide because you failed everyone's expectations that you're a man and you've embarrassed your parent's reputation all the way to hell and back

>picking yourself off the ground
>getting yourself clean
>having a good meal
>hanging out with all the boys

>>7514656
>sitting with your legs inward on the train
>listening to any kind of music and not just rock and metal shit
>inappropriately touch your straight male friends with no repercussions
>wear oversized sweaters

>>7521134
>>7520540

>Walking home with a hangover and a sore butt
>wearing an ear-to-ear smile

>>7514656
>>7514665
>>7514701
>>7514831
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>>7521182
slack-jawed faggots like you are why I'd rather hang myself then come out.

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>>7526786
>tfw I used to say shit like this
>tfw I now enjoy my boyfriends cock

>homegym with a bf so we can work out together in jockstraps only
One simple dream. And its pretty gay.

>>7526804
Tfw no bf

Aids

>>7521157

Sounds fun

>>7526786

Watch, we've got a sexual tyrannosaurus here

>>7527152
Nom

>>7527182
Tyrannosaurus Fag?

>>7526786
this desu
why cant you faggots not just be a normal guy who is into other guys

>>7514656
These aren't gay things. This is like saying straight guy things are banging a different girl every night and never wanting to settle down, even though that's a minority douchebag thing. Minority gay guy things are wearing makeup and going out of your way to make straight people feel uncomfortable because you've already burnt all your bridges with the straight friends you had before you came out gay because you valued being a sexual devient over real friendships: thats your problem OP.

>>7526786
lol, this is a classic case of internalised homophobia. To put it in perspective, imagine you go to 'the hood' and every there has 'cases' and felony charges and illegal narcotics and firearms and you say 'slack jawed blacks like you are the reason i'd rather hang myself than identify as black'

you are taking the far extreme of a demographic and letting it influence your entire life, it's like holding onto grudges or anger, the other people literally don't give a shit however you've chosen to go out of your way and ruin your own life. lmao. literally be whatever gay you want to be, be the fake over the top makeup wearing faggot OP with no real friendships and only queen backstabbing bitches as friends like OP, be a cross dressing drag queen, be a straight acting gay guy who 8/10 people can't even tell you are gay unless asked. You seriously have every choice in the world but you're choosing to be a closeted internalised homophobic retard. classic american.

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>>7521182
What's wrong with metal?

>>7514656
>constant sexual gratification because I know if my boyfriend has cum or not
>exploring sex way more than piv because homosexuality was not taught in sex ed
>boyfriend open to way more in bed, sex is never a chore/withheld
>able to express myself truly, not bound by gender norms because being gay is already seen as feminine
>not afraid to get close with men because i'm already gay
>true masculinity
>have a fun colorful (excuse to get drunk) parade every summer