how do i tell my parents that i'm gay

could you perhaps go into a bit more detail; the wording on this is rather confusing, OP

>>7496998
how

trying to come out to your parents?
i find that just telling them straight out is not only surprisingly easy, but is also rather rewarding. however, if you can't do that, just write them a note and leave it on the fridge. they probably won't notice, and when you bring home an s/o they'll wonder wtf is happening, but you can tell them that you told them a long time ago
genius

>>7496998

just can't imagine having to tell my parents that i'm not what i should've been.

can't take the connotations that'd come with it either, getting fucked by men instead of fucking women etc.

they arent very religious and i dont think they'd tell anyone else, but still cant take the thought.

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>mom, dad im a mature person Who can decide what to do whit his life, by his own.
I like Men, im gay.

>In the worst case scenario:
STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE REEEE
>Medium case scenario:
both crying, but saying its ok
>Best case scenario:
We are totally ok with your desicion.

>>7497043

sounds interesting, although i can't get out of my head their view of me regardless of them being tolerant.

i just dont like the thought of being in their minds as the son who sucks dick.

>>7496993
>but constantly getting nagged about who i'm dating
they already know, bb
if they're asking you without saying shit like "whenya gonna find a GIRL, yuh little shit" then there's no chance that they mind

>>7497218
>i just dont like the thought of being in their minds as the son who sucks dick.

your mom prolly sucks dick
your dad likes getting his dick sucked

everyone can relate

>>7497242

i think it might be a bit different if it's your own son doing it.

>>7497242

and what's worse is that i know my mom would ask super uncomfortable questions like "do you top" or some shit.

>>7497259
So...Do you top?

>>7497262

...no

>>7497268
Oh..i see

>>7497278

:I

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>>7497218
damn do iktf

>>7497259
desu I'd prolly respond to my mom asking that with
"nigga please, I suck dick"
<- white

>>7496993
Let them walk in on you making 4chan threads and they will implicitly recognize you as a faggot. Furthermore the shame of having a memelord son will totally eclipse the shame of having a son sucks dick.

>>7497395

plausible

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>>7496993

The traditional method for coming out to parents is as follows:

Wait until Thanksgiving.
During a lull in the conversation say the following:
"Please pass the potatoes to a homosexual, Mother."
She will then absent-mindedly pass them to your father while she tries to process what you just said.
He will take the potatoes, then comprehend what has just happened and start yelling at your mother for implying that he likes dick.
She will start to cry and your brother or sister will look at you with a smirk and say "I always knew you were a cock-gobbler!"

Alternatively, you can just bring your boyfriend home and have sex with him in your room until someone walks in on you and tells everyone else what they saw. This method doesn't require that ever say anything but your dad may try to whoop your ass.

A variation of this method is to leave gay porn videos playing (and paused on the cum scene) on your computer when your mother is about to clean your room. Alternatively, you can put naked men as your screen-saver or leave copies of Playgirl magazine or Advocate Men under your bed.

>>7497452

I dont know if Id want to get caught getting fucked to tell my parents im gay.

do this:
>mom, dad, I'm trans. On the inside I'm a little girl.
>(silence)
>kidding! I'm just gay.

>>7498941

maybe if i wanted to give them a heart attack

>>7497306

totally