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MTFG: Male to Fujoshi general 2016-12-31 01:23:24 Post No. 7493161
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New years eve edition part I: Celebrating with all your friends and family
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
previous thread: >>7492102
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merry new year
hopefully this year i'll be less of a boring cunt and actually worth a damn to talk to
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Is it too late to transition if I'm 20
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>>7493161
I'm really drunk and happy and want to die all at the same time :3
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>>7493171
No.
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transbian sex on new years?
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>>7493174
But won't I look like a hon? Sorry I dont really know much about the actual process
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>>7493177
My new years resolution is to bully transbian AGPs more.
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>>7493178
Starting past early teen years, age doesn't make that much of a difference anymore. I started at 35 and ended up looking fine.
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>>7493181
my new years resolution is to have the sex with a transgirl
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>>7493183
So you're saying I could end up a hon still
not worth it
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Happy current year + 2.
My headache has reached overdrive.
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>>7493185
gross.
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>>7493189
no ur gross
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>>7493186
age matters
20 is always better than 35
cfh just tells himself that everything is fine
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>>7493186
Transition is never guaranteed to make you look better than the average girl, if that's what you really mean. Even starting in childhood doesn't work that way.
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>>7493168
>ive had a few
o-oh
I havent had a single one
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>>7493186
Most early transitioners look like hons, most trans look like hons.
Whether you will or not depends on your jeans. Levi, true religion, all your jeans.
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>>7493191
wow don't be mean to me.
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>>7493183
Apparently your test levels peak in your late 20s and early 30s.
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>>7493199
pls dont bully me anon senpai
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>>7493193
The earlier, the better, obviously, but that's more about less years wasted because of dysphoria than looks. Sounds like you have a severe case of sour grapes. And a lack of imagination, keeping reposting that one pic. I haven't had bangs in a really long time. Maybe find an older one in the archive if you want your side by side to look credible. Oh, and pick Ozzy. I looked more like him than whoever this guy is.
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>>7493203
is having a bf comfy?
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>>7493200
It's still early puberty that fucks you up the most.
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>>7493205
not really
a lot of them hit you
and are just general pieces of shit
some are good though
so i guess if you have a good one
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>>7493206
That doesn't mean that there is little difference between starting in your 20s or your 30s. Stop giving awful advice to people.
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>>7493207
boyfriends are fun!
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>>7493209
All I'm saying is that it's stupid to give up transitioning at 20 because it's "too late". Pretty much the opposite of what you're implying.
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>>7493212
not that anon but ty, that gives me hope :)
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>>7493209
hons love giving shitty advice that ruins people like how they were ruined
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>>7493209
It makes no difference, people will reach breaking point eventually
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my new years resolution is to get into selfmedding
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>>7493221
2ez
be an astronaut
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>>7493221
just b urself
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>>7493221
good luck dude
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>>7493221
mine is to bed a ladyboy
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>>7493229
me 2 i want sum of that feminine penis tbhon
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>>7493161
>part I: Celebrating with all your friends and family
aka nobody
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>>7493231
my nigga x
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Who /forgiven kit/ here?
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Don't suppose I can get self meds delivered discreetly?
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>>7493237
muh benis
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cant sleep lads 8(
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>>7493240
if buying internationally, they have to put on the label that it is medicine and the value
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>>7493232
that is the joke
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>>7493229
You should be polite if you're going to chase, and not call trans girls ladyboys or shemales.
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>>7493252
>1997+almost 20
>not knowing how to court a transgirl
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>>7493252
i dont want a broken girl from here though
im heading to brazil at the end of january for a nine month stay
mtfg kinda treated me like shit when i came here for help with my gender confusion
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>>7493261
Indulge me, Anon. How should I court trans girls?
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>>7493263
why does every single fucking chaser want to be a little girl
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>>7493257
ty trip
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>>7493187
rubb emily head
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>>7493269
cause we'd do it right
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>>7493273
then frigging do it
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>>7493268
just b urself bro!
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>>7493240
Look on r/transDIY for some odd of packages.
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>>7493273
I don't. I just want affection.
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What names do you put in the box?
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>>7493276
Nah I'm over that now
Im going with the sex tourism plan
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>>7493272
Ty but it's feeling better now thanks to pills and an ice pack.
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i wish i was a girl
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>>7493281
thats the problem with us generalising wildly, didnt mean to catch you in the crossfire. sorry
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>>7493283
well enjoy the aids and living vicariously through other transwomen I guess
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>>7493277
I want this guy to dick me
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>>7493221
Yayy
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>>7493293
For shame, dont joke around with aids. It destroys lives anon
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>>7493292
aybb
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>>7493298
Are you Korra?
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>>7493302
i'm trying but it's not working out so well
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>>7493299
hi anna are you felling better today?
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>>7493282
anna
eirini
eva
5455
linka
korra
umm
i think im forgetting some but those are the ones i know from the top of my head
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>>7493298
see like this bro! i getting some hot tang pussi
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AAAANNNNNNNNNNAAAAA
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>>7493304
fuck no, i would never be that nigger.
>>7493309
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>>7493232
that was my joke.
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>>7493302
Part of me knows they have reason to be even if that doesnt suit me.
Its frustrating but eh
just be better than the rest to get what you want because you will with the work put in
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>>7493292
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kill all chasers
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>>7493318
What if myself is a gigantic slut?
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>>7493324
the mass murder of an entire people is immoral
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>>7493325
haha bro i dont get what u saying but JUST B URSELF
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>>7493326
chasers arent people
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>>7493324
but you're a chaser?
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>>7493326
>Chasers.
>People.
I know it's the spirit of the season and all that crap, but you're seriously being overgenerous here.
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>>7493328
Lemme succ u real quick bro no homo
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>>7493307
What about me? :<
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>>7493333
don't understand the hate
they're just people with a fetish
you have fetishes too
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>>7493337
I agree with you.
t. Chaser chaser
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>>7493335
I knew i forgot someone!
*Anon
of course.
pls forgive me ;-;
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>>7493334
MY DUDE WHAT ARE U DOING
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>>7493337
Nah, I don't have fetishes. And I despise being treated as one.
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>>7493326
what if they're jews?
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>>7493344
Be cool bro it's ok I said no homo just be cool ok
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>>7493346
love is love
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>>7493324
most trips here are chasers
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>>7493350
ok bro my benis is hungry
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>>7493343
Thank you :)
It's okay don't worry...
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it's gonna be ok it's gonna be ok
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>>7493238
so redpill me on what happen w kit
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>>7493348
okay, I guess we still need to work out all the bugs of my last statement
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>>7493355
That's SICK bro SICK
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>>7493357
of course it is sweetie
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>>7493361
BRO IM JUST BRO
Im going to go watch my footballs man fuck u
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>>7493356
yay! thanks for forgiving me anon!
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>tfw always feel like shit at night and then feel like shit the morning after because I was an ass the night before
Vicious cycle desu
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>>7493357
what's wrong?
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>>7493369
ans: spartan is a retard
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>>7493368
how were you an ass?
gotta say i really wanted to give you a hug you seemed down <3
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>>7493371
amy
is
cute
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>>7493358
>kit gets catfished by anon for 8 months
>anon posts unsee picture claiming its kit
>Korra screencaps, reposts it
>kit doesn't deny its her because afraid her actual pictures will get out
>CNT figs through archives for pictures of kit and reposts them everywhere
>girl in picture shows up, turns out its some Polish trip called linka
>kit and linka talk in private
>kit sends her an actual picture of herself.
>linka confirms they look similar
>kit apologizes profusely and genuinely. > linka accepts it.
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Why are all TV Shows paused over christmas / new years?
What am I supposed to do the whole day
>>7493380
could you add a bit more drama? It reads very boring as is
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>>7493375
Was being pretty rude to Elanna, for instance
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Globalism
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>>7493362
Hugg Anon. I'm gonna keep going
>>7493369
Dysphoria stress. And being home for Christmas my mum suspects something is wrong with me.
I think she heard me talking or crying in my sleep
I want to tell her but it's too early it's not justifiable yet
>>7493371
This so much
>>7493378
Hugg Burch
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>>7493384
>it's later revealed that kit is planning an assassination of linka, as she's a pretty version of her
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>>7493384
It's not very exciting. People just got very upset because they felt betrayed by kit
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>>7493322
I have memes now?
Welllllll fuq
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what kind of things do girls talk about?
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>>7493366
you can still be a chaser thoguh
which you are
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>>7493385
Well I hope you guys can patch that up and that you do start to feel better inside :c
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i kinda wanna become a librarian desu
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>>7493367
Im glad we'e friends :)
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>>7493402
why
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>>7493380
neither of them are real
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>>7493402
im not cis but youd probably want me dead too
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>>7493407
Is every trip in this thread actually you?
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>>7493403
same~
>>7493405
Isn't a libertarian like a kind of capitalist? im not the best at political movements
>>7493410
sadly, yes.
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>>7493402
Yes. Certainly won't be disowned.
Just not ready yet. And don't want to ruin her Christmas or New Years.
>she comes through crying because she watched a sad film about a dog
>"don't you ever cry at things "soon to be deadname"
>"no."
I wish I said yes
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>>7493407
But you're not real either mouthy
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there are no transbians, only those still fighting their urge for cock
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>>7493411
iim saddened and disarmed by that response
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>>7493413
Yeah it's just small-gubmint
Lots of social freedom and lots of economic freedom :)
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>>7493421
what?
what's the problem :(
i can't deal with body hair at all
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>>7493427
i shouldnt have responded its too much to explain
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>>7493420
Wtf anon
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>tfw literal hobbit feet
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>>7493411
Why does Burch hate men?
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>>7493413
>Isn't a libertarian like a kind of capitalist?
They're republicans for people who don't want to be republicans.
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imagine if it was ok to wear chokers
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cypro has nuked my balls
without going into too much detail, they used to be hard and firm
now they're very soft
I also tried masturbating for the first time in months today and got bored after 5 minutes
porn did absolutely nothing for me
rip
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>>7493413
Right Libertarians believe that the government should mostly fuck off and not intervene in say the economy or people's personal choices.
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>the resident dutch poster is a junkie
>the resident german poster is a nazi
>the resident austrian poster too
>the resident belgian poster is a literally-who tier trip
>the resident irish posters are all ditzy and dopey
>the resident finnish poster is depressed
>the resident french poster is a 2deep4u philosophical bohemian
>the resident welsh poster is a sexual deviant and has an unwholesome attraction to animals
>the resident canadian poster is a reddit-tier meme mistress who spazzed out when trump got elected
>the resident english posters are all sane, well-adjusted individuals and truly a pleasure to be in the company of
>the resident latina poster is a thassy thenorita
>the resident american posters are all insufferable
Does it ever just make you stop...and think?
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>>7493411
no they arent lol
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>>7493444
no, cunt
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>>7493444
>literally who tier
in what way? in terms of pics or character development? either way i'm kind of happy with it
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>>7493444
Why? Everything seems fine to me.
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>>7493434
me too only twice as big, but hrt removed a lot of body hair already
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>>7493444
>>the resident english posters are all sane,
Have you met robin?
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>>7493444
>the resident irish posters are all ditzy and dopey
Hey I'm not... ;_;
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>>7493444
What's the resident Australian poster?
>>7493449
I'm not a feminist.
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>>7493458
this isn't about feminism
cis women are vile
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@7493444
Low effort. But people are replying
3/7
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>>7493461
Fine, I'm not a collectivist.
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>>7493444
i'm hawaiian
stereotype me
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>>7493440
you are trying to masturbate like a boy still
try rubbing your perenium, or nips or very gently brush the tip of your Tinkler (a vibe is best).
not to mention a finger/fingers or toys in your bp.
The most important thing is to get lost in sexual thought, think about those dicks you want to suck and kissing the cute boys they're attached to
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>>7493444
t. brit
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Happy New Year!
Also Angie check it
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>>7493463
i'll collect you ;)
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>>7493466
>tfw no feeling in my nips
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>>7493449
no, im just not insensible
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>>7493411
>men are evil
>source: i was a man
That's not how induction works.
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>>7493444
Resident Scottish poster reporting in
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>>7493456
It's OK anon, it just means we're cute and endearing and totally moe
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>>7493470
Have you tried being so gentle you only barely touch the skin as you play with thrm
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>>7493418
I'm not mouthy.
>>7493444
no resident russian poster
:(
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https://youtu.be/nw_KBtdvThU
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>>7493479
sometimes
i pull on it so hard
i rip the skin
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>>7493480
>no resident russian poster
That's because we don't have one
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>>7493461
:/ you're just goofing around aren't you
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>>7493483
do you just jerk off your nipples
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>>7493485
but im russian
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>>7493486
uh
yes
chasers are often the scum of the earth though desu
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>>7493479
Yes, but it just feels about the same as on any other spot. I wish i could get an orgasm just by nipple stimulation.
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>>7493491
so am i
want to fight
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>>7493491
And I'm a dog
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i miss when quid posted a lot
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>>7493492
Sorry its hard to tell and i just wanted to be sure before i came to the wrong conclusion.
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>>7493495
No, i don't really like you.
>>7493496
what am i then, one who seems to know me
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>>7493491
Chara are you not cis and just using someone else's pics?
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>>7493503
im also like 4 other people not that you'll ever figure it out though
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>>7493501
that's fine ^=^
more reason for us to fight
i am the true slav
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>>7493501
Mouthy
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>>7493505
I bet you are drake too.
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im sleepy ;o;
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>>7493505
Chara ur scaring me now desu
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>>7493506
you're Baltic trash
>>7493509
but we both speak, and play games at the same time. o.o you can do better than that anon
>>7493511
nope!, we've been in voice calls with other people at the same time that dream is dead
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>>7493511
I don't think so. Drake has that special brand of retardation that can't be faked or concealed.
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>>7493514
oops ^=^
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Durian cream puffs arw weird (ノ_<)
>>7493516
Tfw boo doesnt wanna skype
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>>7493516
Oh my God, are you yume?.......
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>>7493521
we played insurgency together with kordy
>>7493522
: )
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>Short hair
>Shaved
>tired eyes
I can't let repression win.
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>>7493524
Ah I see video games. I wanna play subnautica multiplayer now..
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Yume
Yume
Yume
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What hairstyle hides a bog head? x_x
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>>7493530
Is that even out, thought it was single player only
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>>7493516
t. ukrainian
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>>7493536
Big*
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>>7493537
A lot of people are asking for it. Whatever still fun.
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 03:23:54
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>>7493444
>>the resident english posters are all sane, well-adjusted individuals and truly a pleasure to be in the company of
thanks, I needed that laugh
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>>7493532
yuge
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>>7493545
yummy post
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>tell dad I'm a tranny
>he sends me gift cards to pizza hut monthly now
d-does he know about the memes???
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>>7493444
you do realise i a in fact english right?
me btw
Me!
of all people
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>>7493547
Tfw will never bully yummy
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>>7493551
>tfw your dad browses /mtfg/
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 03:27:37
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>>7493551
good dad
>>7493547
yummy lani
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>>7493551
Do you go by Korra irl too?
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>>7493555
Yume was a temporary Portland based art installation
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>>7493557
>mfw
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>>7493551
>nearest pizza hut is outside delivery range
I'm not going in there by myself
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>>7493558
Phienchen, I'm lonely and cold what should I do?
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>>7493558
yummy pineapple princess
.///.
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dad just texted
'hey son...'
he never says son
I hate this!
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>>7493551
omg thats so cool!
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>>7493565
oh
i thought you actually expected for people to call you korra irl
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>>7493579
she did for a while tbf
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 03:33:40
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>>7493565
am glad that he seems to be less crazy than your mum
>>7493571
get a blanket and talk to me anon
>>7493573
OMG *__*
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>>7493183
Is this actually true or are you just saying this to make yourself feel better? I'm interested in joining the army for the money, but transitioning wouldn't really be an option for me for another 4 years (and I'll be 24 then).
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>>7493584
But I don't have a blanket and I have nothing to talk about. Can you tell me about your day or something?
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>>7493183
Did you really influence Laly for 4 years and convince her to get srs?
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>>7493588
They don't want to reassure you too much
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>>7493584
he's a really cool dad we talked alot at Christmas and we agreed how batshit insane my mom is and how she should have never ever been allowed near children for any length of time
hes trying to help me out till I get back on my feet since she purposely tried to fuck me over and force me to detransition he calls me one of his daughters now :3
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>>7493584
uwu
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>>7493574
I can't walk into a restaurant alone, I'd have a heart attack
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>>7493598
are restaurants scary to you or something?
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>>7493588
i guess he doesnt know but still
i dont want to see it, i hate hearing it
i wish it was over
also sorry about your dad, do you think he does it on purpose?
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>>7493605
It combines several things I dislike, lots of people, and eating in public
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>>7493609
>afraid of eating in public
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my camera keeps dying and i need to record myself for school ;-; i made some recordings yesterday but i hadn't shaved yet..
w-will it look weird if that boy who submitted his video for his pretask with a slight shadow says she's a girl the following year?
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>>7493606
This stuff just takes time. Mostly happens when he talks with my mom or to our dog about me.
Doesn't bother me too much thb. Just reminds me that I still have way to go.
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did chink moot bring back the (You)s
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>>7493612
I'm not afraid of it, I'm just uncomfortable doing it
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>>7493616
How often do you see your family?
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>>7493614
yes. go shave. a girl never shows her face unless it's smooth
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 03:48:50
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>>7493590
oh :(
get a jacket!
my day was pretty eventful so far, I slept until 1 pm, which was like 4 hours ago, I got up to shitpost, then I showered and got dressed. We ordered food and played a bit with our pets, but not a lot of note happened after that.
We dont really have plans for tonight, except comforting out furballs, fireworks scare them so much, we dont wanna leave them alone.
>>7493595
I am really glad to read that :D
this makes me smile :)
>>7493597
OwO
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>>7493620
Every day. I live with them because I am a 23 yo child and living space is crazy expensive in my area (like 500€ for a little student room)
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>>7493629
Oh ok I just wondered given I know it sometimes takes even longer when you aren't living with parents.
>>7493628
hugg sophie (platonically homosexually)
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>tfw (You)s are back
:]
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>>7493636
>platonically homosexually
This is not a good sign, you said that about your roommate as well, and we know how platonic that got.
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I'm a pretty boy
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hugg sophel (homosexually)
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>>7493641
pretty girl*
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>>7493641
you would be a pretty girl too if you wanted to be. ur like the best friend girl next door type
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>>7493639
why is that a bad sign though? isn't it a good sign if she gets closer to accepting herself as gay?
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>>7493639
W-we kept it platonic for at least a few months
People can platonically cuddle and kiss each other without it being too gay
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>>7493648
Sophie is in a relationship and elanna is trying to give her the gay to steal her away.
They'll be touching axe wounds by this time next year, quote me on this.
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>>7493653
i do but i do not want anybody here to see it... havent used it in a while
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>>7493653
they sound like boring neighbors then. cute girl + drums has like no downsides
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>>7493468
But you didn't get dubs though
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 04:00:20
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>>7493636
hugg elann
>>7493642
wait, are you calling me a man or are you calling yourself a girl
either way, thanks boo :3
>>7493639
oh thats okay, we will just have platonic homosex
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>>7493636
My step dad is just old and I see him less than my mom although she works and he is already retired :thinking:
>>7493654
>axe wounds
Sophie didn't tell me that Supron does SRS with an axe. I'm scared now.
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>>7493551
>pizza hut
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>>7493628
I can't leave my room to get a jacket :(
I didn't sleep much at all and this night will be loud so another night without sleep, but hopefully the day after will be better.
Oh I knew you had a doggo, but more pets? Another doggo or a kitty maybe? Cuddling is nice :3
I'm not planning anything either. Just sit in my room like always...
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>>7493660
It's either axe or chainsaw, you get to choose
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>>7493659
i didn't go that far deep into thinking about it
i just wanted your attention
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>>7493660
Oh you're eyes aren't bleeding anymore. Are you fully healed now? You loo nice
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>>7493654
This is not what's happening, we're both in relationships! Sophie is just sweet and really fun to flirt with.
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Are you getting drunk for New Year's Eve?
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>>7493672
I don't buy your lies, I am onto your ploy.
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>>7493663
I love pizza hut pizza, but I haven't eaten one in years, because there is nothing close where I live :(
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>>7493678
Is it really that hard to believe that it really fun to flirt with girls? I only did that for the better part of a year on here
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>>
I'm off to a friend, friends
See you all next year (or I might mobilepost who knows~)
Happy new years <3
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>>7493689
Aww I'm really afraid of surgeries if it takes so long to heal :(
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>>7493687
I am just messing??
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>>7493689
and my bow
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>>7493696
I am autistic
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>>7493668
>> i didn't go that far deep into thinking about it
i wanted to make of fun you that this isn't a smart sentence either but i couldn't form a coherent sentence either :(
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>>7493702
Tfw no autistic Lanna to cuddle
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>>7493702
I don't know, you've not gotten my sarcastic posts before, could be that I am bad making it obvious.
I try though.
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>>7493679
It's still pretty shit pizza
>>7493702
Don't worry elanna.
We're all autistic :)
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 04:20:45
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>>7493664
we have a doggo and a cat :3
I hope you can sleep tomorrow at least tho :c
why cant you leave your room? do you live with your parents?
apparently we have some alcohol, so Ill start drinking soon
>>7493668
*attentions u*
>>7493702
in a very cute way though
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>>7493675
I'm doing MDMA like some sort of degenerate
>>7493718
Sarcasm is notoriously bad at coming across through text ;_;
I'm also just tarded and take text at face value
>>7493721
H-hey I'm not actually autistic ;_;
I just have crippling social anxiety and can barely interact with people and give the impression that I'm normal
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>>7493724
I should get anime with sarcastic expressions, maybe that'll help come through to you.
Isn't that how autists communicate?
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>>7493638
aww yeah!
now i can get the attention i so desperately crave
(and i actually know when someone replies)
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 04:28:12
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>>7493724
>H-hey I'm not actually autistic ;_;
I know bby...sorry, I was just messing ;-;
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>>7493675
god i fucking hope so!
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>>7493712
Aww I hope it heals soon. But I feel like most surgeries don't work 100% as intended.
>>7493719
I think it is really tasty if i remember it right. I don't know if I prefer the american or the italian style pizza, but i wish I had any pizza now >_<
>>7493721
Cute! I like kitties :3
Can you post a picture of it too if it's not too much trouble?
Yes I live with my parents, but some relatives are there and I'm scared of them :<
Please don't drink too much, you're not on AAs anymore, but it's still not healthy :S
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>>7493724
>doing mandy
is she good?
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>>7493729
can you please go back to the surgeon and make your face masc again?
i loved you
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what does Phiceny look like now?
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>>7493740
Like an Angel :3
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Does this mean I'm a girl now?
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>>7493729
Hugg
Haven't spoke to you in ages
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>laying in bed with qt gf
>she's making little sleep sounds
>can't jump on her and hug her because she'll be mad I woke her up
Life is really rough tbqh
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PIC OF CHARA/RIVEN LEAKED!
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>>7493724
>le social anxiety meme xD
i'm on to you
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Tägliche reminder that if you
a) play videogames
b) watch anime
You aren't ready to be a girl.
Girls don't do that.
It reminds everyone that you're in fact a little immature boy inside, not a grill.
Cure:
Stop gaming, stop anime.
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>>7493753
Thinking girls don't play games is agp
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>>7493757
videogames are for children
children like me
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>>7493753
My gf is Asian, all they watch is Korean soap operas and anime
Sorry faggot
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i hate testosterone :(
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>>7493726
Yeah it's how I communicate
>>7493729
It's ok, I can't tell because autism
>>7493735
Yeah she's good
>>7493752
I do actually have social anxiety, I'm pretty high strung irl
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>>7493753
>Tägliche
What is this filthy non-English speak?
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>>7493724
I hope you have fun. I wish I had something more interesting to take for tonight
>tfw rolling since an hour already
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>>7493771
>I do actually have social anxiety, I'm pretty high strung irl
well, i guess that explains why you're always here when you're not at work
lack of friends and all that
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>tfw Spartan can't control me anymore
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>>7493724
Oh I didn't know you had social anxieties too!
That makes you even more sympathetic ^ω^
I always thought it would be because of dysphoria, but if even a pretty girl like you suffers from it i'm a bit worried about my future °ᴖ°
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>>7493777
>halo post
>777
why the FUCK does cortana look asian in halo 5
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>>7493781
Technically Im Eurasian and grew up in Asia so =P
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HELLO
THIS IS MY POST INFORMING YOU THAT I AM HERE NOW
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>>7493772
rappel quotidien that non-native english speakers browse these threads too
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Ftw no dog in my bed to cuddle when the ball drops .
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>>7493781
>gf wants to watch anime
>I'm either a transracial Asian or a man if I watch it with her
I don't get your logic
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>>7493749
Nah this is an actual chara pic
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Tfw too smart to be a girl
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>>7493770
same
is really bad!
>>
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>>7493771
jeaslous AF rn
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>>7493794
I don't understand your point.
Girls don't have "GF" in the first place.
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 04:51:23
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>>7493737
you dont even know what I look like now anon
>>7493773
awww
>>7493731
pic related
and ya I can relate, I am pretty glad to not have to deal with family today
Ill be careful with the alc, I hope :3
>>7493789
HELLO NIM!
>>7493746
I wonder why that is
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>>7493800
>tfw too intelligent to be intelligent
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>>7493812
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 04:52:25
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>>7493773
wait I didnt mean to quote you, sorry.
I still hope you have fun though!
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Ur all gay n I bet ur wearing girls underwear RIGHT NOW
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>>7493810
gourmet crackers for the ducky!!
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>>7493780
Idk, mtfg gets to see a lot more of my insecurities
I hide them to most people and I've learned to hide them pretty well. I can give the impression of being normal and have normal interactions with people but it requires effort and when I'm tired and run down my anxiety goes through the roof.
There's hope, I was mute around strangers in early transition
>>7493775
I mostly choose to stay in rather than spend time around people. I already interact with people 8 hours per day, I need time to recharge
>>7493773
I'll have a blast I'm sure, MDMA just makes makes me super mellow
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>>7493820
n-no!!
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>>7493814
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>>7493780
I guess I should also expand upon that and say dysphoria sets the stage for a host of things like anxiety but even after you deal with the dysphoria you still have to fix your mental problems on their own.
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>>7493820
literally knows!
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>>7493820
>wearing underwear
you could not be more wrong
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>>7493820
I'm not wearing underwear
I'm also sticking stuff in a warm wet hole
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>>7493810
Whoa that kitty looks mad D:
Can you even cuddle her without getting scratches?
Okay be well! :3
>>7493789
That's a cute bunny! I like bunnies!
>>7493822
Ahh i see. Hiding how I feel is hard for me, because I don't like to act like some different person, you know?
It must be really hard for you... Can I please be your friend?
>>7493828
Yeah I guessed so. At first I thought hrt would fix all my problems, but I guess I'l still be the same person with all my issues.
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>>7493820
Yah... I'm not completely naked right now
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>>7493843
do you like this bunny too?
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>>7493822
>mute around strangers in early transition
I pass better when i say as little as possible
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>>7493836
go on..
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>>7493836
Tfw want Srs
>>
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>>7493847
Awwww~ Omg! It's so incredible cute!!
I want to cuddle it! :<
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>>7493810
Are you mad at me?
I'm really sorry for my repression posting before and how immature it was. When you were one of the first people to give me help.
I got scared and tried to shut everyone out. But I promise I'll never try to repress again
Can I talk to you on discord again?
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>>7493851
are you srs?
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>>7493822
>I mostly choose to stay in rather than spend time around people.
thank you for not burdening others with your presence beyond what's necessary
your roommate must be a glutton for punishment though.
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>>7493847
my bunny was orange too
his name was bun buns
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>>7493810
THAT CAT IS ADORABLE
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>>7493820
girls underwear is straight if I'm a girl!
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>>7493858
A fuckhole would be nice
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>>7493820
boxers
anybody could walk in here
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>>7493866
two isn't enough?
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>>7493853
Yeah I'm eating breakfast
>>7493850
Breakfast
>>7493848
This used to be the case for me as well and I was also just afraid of people getting angry at me and stuff.
>>7493843
I'm surviving, it was really really hard at first but it's gotten easier. Idk it's important to realize that everyone puts on a bit of a show for the world and hides things from each other. We're all kind of crazy in our own ways.
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>tfw ur a literally who
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2016-12-31 05:08:18
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>>7493821
yay!!!
>>7493843
he regularly jumps on my lap or curls up in my arms when I am in bed for cuddles, but if someone touches him when he didnt make the first move he goes away immediately
also he likes to annoy people and destroy things. but hes a qt that I love.
>>7493852
thank youuu ^_^
>>7493857
>Can I talk to you on discord again?
ye but not tonight, am sorta busy.
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>>7493871
more details..
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>>7493874
can i kiss ur feminine penis?
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>>7493879
but i dont even like having one
so my answer is no
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>>7493877
Beans and egg on toast :3
>>7493852
Yeah it's great :3
Idk alcohol is nice too tho I've just had a lot of it lately
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>>7493874
Sorry Frangi, but you are pretty much a non-trip.
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>>7493863
No problem. I died a little inside thinking I had made you hate me for my stupidness before.
Good luck with your stuff hugg
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>>7493883
and what's the drink situation looking like?
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>>7493884
how can i improve upon that?
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>>7493888
Homo milk :3
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>>7493889
Why would you give up your ability to write your name in the snow?
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>>7493890
Move to a real country and cause more drama in the thread.
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I really relate with Reddit sometimes
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>>7493883
yeah usually after a night of drinking I don't want any alcohol soon. I can only drink in groups tho.
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>>7493895
okay ill allow it
but you have to give me a lil okay
>>
My appetite is zero and I can't force myself to eat :(
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>>7493871
Hm yeah that surprised me a bit actually. Apparently some people don't like to talk about their feelings and put a ask on every day. Like I'm usually good at detecting such things so I was quite surprised that my brother has his own problems, even if he seems so unworried and successful.
>>7493876
Haha cute :3
What's his name? A friend of mine had a cat, who tried to bite her every time she tried to touch it :3
My cat is a very nice one and loves cuddles, but she's really old already and got hurt by another cat :(
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>>7493899
>a hon in the making
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>>7493902
Aww how come? Depressions or something more than that?
I wish I could eat for you and Phienchen, because I could eat all day, but i should probably lose some weight...
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>>7493898
apologies for my followup-questions, but do you have any suggestions for real countries? And what if I don't like drama?
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>>7493876
ily desu
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>>7493899
I was 308bs 6 months ago
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>>7493896
I want a nice long clit, like in masturbation videos Ive seen. Literally a small penis on a vagina
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>>7493915
How about a small vagina on a big penis?
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>>7493899
It's annoying these people exist and have the audacity to call themselves women. I worked hard before I could call myself a woman but these gross men go right ahead
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>>7493910
>>apologies for my followup-questions, but do you have any suggestions for real countries?
Any country that isn't Belgium, Canada, or located in Central America, the Balkans, the Baltic or Africa
>And what if I don't like drama?
Look, nobody LIKES the drama, but it's a necessary evil to keep the cogs turning in this thread. Without drama, it's just a collection of boring sadposters giving updates on their daily lives that other sadposters pretend to care about.
It's unfortunate, I know, but you need to pick fights with other people or get between trips that have a bad history and encourage them to tear each other apart.
>>
>>7493810
i know but i bet its more fem and i hate it already
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>>7493921
Having balls feels wrong. Id rather it be a nice tight vagina instead. I always felt nonbinary and having weird looking genitalia would fit perfectly with my strange esthetic.
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>>7493909
I think it comes from depression but idk I can never just eat anything and like it. it's so embarrassing to go out and eat like 3 bites of dinner and have to explain it's not bc of the food there's something wrong with me and I'll pay for the meal and I'm sorry
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>>7493922
at what point can someone call themselves female?
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 05:22:18
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>>7493904
his name is oscar,
we adopted him when my bf's mum died, he was just like 1 or 2 years old.
hope your cat has a great recovery!
hug her for me pls
>>7493913
<3
>>7493927
why anon :|
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>>7493536
Bump
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>>7493930
I think when they feel that way inside and put effort into being presentable as one
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>>7493930
You can call urself female whenever you want, but you're gonna have a hard time believing it for yourself if you have full beard shadow, are 300lbs and smell like death
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Heyo fellow nerds
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>>7493904
Yes, and it has nothing to do with dishonesty, it's just social convention not to wear your feelings on your sleeve. As soon as I realized that everyone else had their issues it became a lot easier to just casually chat with people. They're probably just happy to have a conversation partner.
>>7493900
Oh, I drink alone or with my partner ;~;
>>7493916
I'm not lactating
;____________;
>>7493901
Ok you can have the rest it expired 2 days ago
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>>7493940
don't appropriate my culture like that ever again
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>>7493938
>And i don't really want to make any enemies ;-;
Just anonpost when you're being mean then, that way it'll be harder to recognise you. No one will suspect Frangi.
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>>7493942
do you go on dates w your partner?
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>>7493942
wtf are you trying to poison me
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>>7493914
How much do you way now? It was more a self deprecating joke
>>
>>7493874
iktf
but i know who you are =)
>>
>>7493943
tfw when being nerdy is not feminine
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>>7493929
You should share dinner with me then
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>>7493949
220lbs
goal of 160
christmas slowed me down a tad, but I'm still going
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>>7493942
>Oh, I drink alone
enjoy your shortened life expectancy, you druggie alcoholic.
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>>7493952
>but i know who you are =)
t-there's hope
>>7493954
nu uh
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>>7493931
because you were perfect the way you were
as a barely passable hunk with nice hair
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>>7493960
and i know you're very cute!
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 05:31:10
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>>7493961
r00d
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>>7493929
Poor beepbeep... :(
I felt like that too in the past, but now it switched that food is the only nice thing I have. Aaargh I really wish I could do something, did you talk with a psychologist about this? I don't know how to help sadly :S
>>7493931
Oscar suits him quite well i think :>
Sure I'll hug her as soon as I can leave my room again ._.
>>7493942
I don't like social conventions :(
But yeah you're probably right, but like I'm still way too scared to even let my relatives see me, so I hide in my room all day ._.
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>>7493955
OK I can do that! How do you like ur steak?
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>>7493946
Yeah :3
Formal ones not super often because I mean we're already living together but it's nice to go out for dinner with her or go to movies and stuff.
>>7493948
Just trying to get rid of it
I'm not trying to poison you ;~;
>>7493957
The less time I'm on this planet the better
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>>7493960
Yeeeesss frangi is top cute
Also (you)s are back o:
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>>7493965
i think i need to pat the sophie
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Eirini (a.k.a Sertii) (ID: !JcCommieqo)
2016-12-31 05:32:46
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Happy new year /mtfg/!
Post new years resolutions!
>Get a workout schedule and keep going with it
>Lose weight till 65kg
>Go fulltime in october after the norway job
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>>7493965
Hugg phienchen
>>
>>7493968
o
do you have any steak
i want some steak desu
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>>7493942
drinking alone is just too depressing for me. Most drugs are more fun in groups and there are always people around if things get out of hand.
>>
>>
>>7493971
>be a girl
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>>7493983
But u are a girl already
>>
Does anyone have trouble buying groceries?? I go to the store and start buying stuff but there are always people around and I feel rushed so I leave without what I wanted and go home and don't eat : (
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i gave myself an epilator and rainbow thigh highs for christmas because im an agp fetishist
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>>7493981
>me
>cute
suuuuure
maybe you should stop drinking
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>>7493971
>increase my bullying by 20%
>reach 1500 pics in my MTFG folder
>make at least 5 trips have a complete emotional and/or nervous breakdown
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>>7493989
wroooong
>tfw can't shave until eczema is treated
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>>7493966
Following social convention is how you survive, so you're pretty much going to have to follow it
>>7493976
No I can't afford steak ;~;
>>7493980
Idk, I'm weird I kind of prefer doing drugs solo. I guess I'm kind of a depressing person though.
>>7493972
hugg carol
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>>7493966
uwu
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>>7493993
I want to wear a skirt next summer.
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>>7493971
O-Okay.
>become less ugly
>don't gain weight endlessly
>leave my house at least once
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>>7493997
but lani if i don't get steak soon ill go bonkers
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>>7493971
>lose a teey bit more weight (69 -> ~64)
>get on HRT, either official or diy. (I solemnly promise)
>come out to more people
>meet up with other dutch-speaking trips
>>7493990
I almost NEVER drink, and I'm not drinking now! I'm telling the truth!
>>7493993
>eczema
iktf ;~;
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>>7493993
do they make you feel like a real girl
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>>7494009
frangi
you're drunk
go to bed
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>>7493997
I know I have no chance of surviving like this ;__;
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>>7493997
I'm depressing too but I'm happy around people if they are nice. I'm just a bit scared because I blacked out while high once.
>>
>>
>sertii dream
<3
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>>7494016
no i swear i'm not D:
>>7494019
;~;
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>>7494019
I'm not sure if this will be harder or easier this way >~<
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>>7493971
>get a job I don't hate
>get through chemo
>pay back my mum
>~
>>
i really like girls
>>
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>>7494032
It's nothing serious
I opted for surgery but they won't do it until I've done a round of chemo
won't be fun, but whatever.
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>>7494031
I never should have let myself get that bad to start with :/
nobody should get a medal for fixing their body after they've wrecked it
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>>7494031
senpai!!!
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>>7494036
Oh, i understand.
Still, good luck, i hear chemo sucks
>>
questioning here
what's the best place to get fem stuff
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>>7494047
clothes?
it's a multi billion dollar industry
you're never 10 feet from a womens clothing store
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>>7494047
my closet
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>>7493971
resolutions
>stop drinking
>become girl
>learn how to be happy
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>>7494024
oh okie then
imma start getting drunk
hopefully i'll actually get to sleep today
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>>7494048
i assume this is literally talked to death but how much do employees usually give a shit
i'd definitely want to drive out of town to get anything
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>>7494052
thanks for believing me
i hope you have a great new year <3
and get some good sleep afterwards
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>>7494057
meh
but thanks tho, you too :3
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>>7494054
The shop attendants honestly don't care
I worked in retail and it never even registers to you.
You only see it because you're focusing on it
>>
My bf dumped me
I wish i was dead.
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>>7494063
ditch the zero get with a hero, i'm here for you baby ;)
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>>7494065
Im done with humans
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>>7494067
are you canadian?
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>>7494063
on new years? what a cunt!
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>>7494063
Does they feel like a woman too?
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>>7494069
He didn't do it on Christmas which is much more important
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>>7494063
youll find a better one
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>>7494067
Dogs are pretty good ngl
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>>7494071
true, but still
pretty dickish
at least it's new years tho
fresh start for everyone
>>
>>7494063
ayyy lmao
>>
>>7494040
No wait you like were being nice to that guy while he was attacking me and then accused me of being weird and downvotting some Reddit thing
I'm going to be mad for a bit rn
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>>7494061
i've never tried to shop for fem stuff
i'm just worried yknow
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>>7494071
Its still the worst feeling ever regardless of the day.
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>>7494075
Look at it the other way would you rather have someone slamming their dick into you knowing they've decided to leave you?
Known girls that have been there, it's way way worse
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>>7494081
Breakups are never good
>>
My fucking heart is broken
>>
hugg kayla
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>>7494082
well, true, but im just trying to help
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>>7494079
I don't know how I'd live without xanax 2bh
Can't function without it
It's one of those things that gets easier the more you do it.
The biggest leap is taking the first step.
>>7494086
>date a chaser
>he gets bored of you
what did you honestly expect?
granted this was sooner than I thought, but you're a fool to think it was ever going to turn out differently.
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>>7494085
I felt like my life was turning around in a big way and now I feel like pond scum.
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>>7494086
>base life around sex
>upset when he leaves you
hahahahahahaha
>>
>>7494090
Sorry, I was dealing with that scenario earlier and it made me sick and a little sensitive
I don't know what it is about today and breakups
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>>7494094
Its wasn't based on sex, he took me out for champagne and long walks and then had the gall to tell me we're going too fast.
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>>7493971
Shouldn't one of your new year's resolutions be acting nicer towards emotionally sensitive girls so that they don't go and kill themselves?
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>>7494091
I thought he felt the way I felt, but he was just another player using someone he knew was meek and inexperienced.
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kayla be a transbian girls are better
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>>7494101
:))
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>tfw new years money from aunts and uncles
im tempted
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>>7494099
all you ever talked about was getting facials and waiting to be fucked lol
you think a normal guy would want a relationship like that?
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>>7494104
sertii ily
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>>7494107
:))))))))
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>>7494091
thank you for your reassurances. have a wonderful day.
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>>7494101
i cant imagine sertii being mean to people, she seems nice
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>>7494103
Pretty true
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so what do you do after youve been completely isolated for far too long and literally cant behave normally, much less hold a conversation
id like to even try doing something about it before i kill myself but i cant think of anything
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>>7494113
talk to other losers on the internet
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>>7493971
Lose back ten kilograms. Get facial surgery. Find a lawyer who can actually go to the right court for my ID change. Still save some money somehow for 2018 to 2020.
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>>7494113
depends, would you consider yourself to be integrated in society before at all?
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>>7494113
i know how you feel, after school i spent 4 years in almost complete isolation, ive lost what little social skills i have
i hate myself, but ive always hated myself so nothing new there
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i just sent anna a kind of lewd message in response to a joke she made
am i in for trouble now?
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>>7494120
no, but you might be in for a shock
>>
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>>7494121
uh oh ;-;
i thought she was being lewd too but now im kinda worried it will come over weird
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Grace is a pervert that wanted to see my boobs.
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>>7494126
did you show her
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>>7494127
???
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>>7494126
delet this
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>>7494126
I hope you showed her at least? Showing your boobs to another girl is 100% not lewd at all.
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>>7494119
yeah
i dont really even feel any urge to socialize, which i guess most people do, but that just means that when i have to do it, i fail miserably
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>>7494125
ok, yes she probably was being lewd, if youre ok with that then continue
if not then say it was a joke ;)
you should be fine
but she can get a little freaky
>>
I guess i shouldn't have called him my fuzzy wuzzy teddy bear
Im going to miss giving blowjobs.
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>>7494126
YOU'RE THE SHIRTLESS SHANK HERE
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>>7494131
i do feel the urge to socialise, but whenever i do, i feel incredibly awkward and out of place
i want to talk to people and stuff but I dont know how
i hate myself!
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>>7494126
did you accidentally stab her with your chin yet
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>>7494129
>stop (you) farming
>>7494130
I don't understand
>>7494134
You happily flashed me, I'm covered up.
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I wish i had a friend like grace irl
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>>7494140
Same
also oryx to nom hair
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>>7494132
thanks a lot for the advice!
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>>7494140
im sad now
im so lonely
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>>7494139
Yeah whatever cuddleslut.
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>tfw too shit of a person to ever have friends
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>>7494139
but you're slandering grace's name!
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i hope ur all having a great time
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>>7494146
iktf
...And i don't have a cool trip
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>>7494145
So that's what you were doing.
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>>7494139
Youre obliged to show another girl ur boobs if she asks.
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Who here /active and healthy social life/?
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>>7494147
So? :3
>>7494150
No.
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>>7494155
What if you're a poor fag?
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>>7494154
:(
i hate me
im just broken
like im a cosmic mistake of brain chemistry
theres nothing to do about it
im just going to keep going to doctors and cry in bed forever
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>>7494134
>Grace and Charlotte naked in a bed together
I wonder what's going on
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>>7494152
Mhm, it's shit posting time bby
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>>7494154
You ask that here while social people are outside pardyin?
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I wonder if he dumped me because im getting srs?
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>>7494133
You know what we say about guys here? One lost, ten found. You'll find another, just don't give up because of a breakup.
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>>7494162
Im actually furiously blushing at the thought
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>>7494158
Then you should go official as fast as possible or stop buying other things so you can afford hormones.
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>>7494165
don't dwell
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>>7494165
kayla hugg
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>>7494155
i know. i can just deposit money but im scared of the reactions of officials and stuff :c
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>>7494163
cute senpaitachi
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>>7494167
me too, I want to join
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>>7494165
If he's a chaser, that's likely.
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>>7494153
But she's a shitposter >>7494163
See?
>>7494167
>>7494162
I can write erotica if you want, but like, nothings happening.
>>
>>7494169
Of course im going to dwell. He killed my soul. I just want to kill myself.
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>>7494171
They will just get you on hrt faster. And tell you how dangerous it is
>>
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>>7494179
get a trip then i'll pity you
>>
>>7494179
Poor Anon, we can be friends!
>>
>>7494176
No its ok, just make sure to do what grace says
>>
>>7494178
Now I know what you mean by clingy
I'm 15000 miles away and I'm sick of listening to you
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>>7494104
sertii have you come out of the closet, i didn't see
>>
>>7494181
but im scared they won't or that they'll be REALLY mad at me or something like that
>>
don't be mean to kayla
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>>7494187
>just make sure to do what grace says
>nothing about "follow your heart and only do what feels ok"
Hmmmmmm
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>>7494194
go hugg grace with two gs
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>>7494189
Typical man with no feelings or emotions
>>
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>>7494176
I'm not a shit poster, I'm a shit poster wrangler
Charlotte no bullying! Charlotte no bullying !
>>7494187
Oh, she will
>>7494194
All ur heart is belonging to us
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>>7494201
is this pleb
>>
>>7494201
T-Thanks ;w;
>>
>>7494197
should have figured it out sooner
>>
>>7494163
you look really good and naturally pretty here
>>
>>7494199
who
and i mean come out to your parents
>>
Im not going to post here for a good while.
Have a good one ladies.
>>
yaeoo
>>
>>7494209
Im not saying :3
And yes i did, my dad was super chill about it, was just sad i repressed and was unhappy for so long.
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>>7494210
hugg
bye kayla
>>
see you tomorrow kayla
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need snuggles
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:^)
>>
>>7494199
Is it Maeve?
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>>7494212
that's really sweet of him!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>7494218
hi lauren im your buddi alright
>>
>>7494110
nah, sertii drove gloomy into an early grave
she only really has two modes: ultra-hugbox mode and mean bitch mode
>>
>>7494223
hugg budd
>>
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>>7494196
>with two gs
Wut
>>7494199
LIES
IES
ES
S
>>7494200
:/
>>
>>7494224
that's one mode more then i have
>>
_b
hugg
_d
_d
>>
>>7494233
? ? ? ? ?h
l a u r e n
? ? ? ? ?g
? ? ? ? ?g
>>
how do you stop being sad
>>
>>7494215
what's this from?
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>>7494227
are you happi buddi
>>
i feel bad
>>
>>7494232
meh, at least you don't brag about the mean things you do
>>
>>7494231
You know that what im saying is true
Just give in
>>
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>>7494238
>>7494241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6acvrSQECk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6acvrSQECk
How bad does it have to get?
inmendham
***WARNING THIS VIDEO MAY BE EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO LIFE-AFFIRMING DNA BORGS***
>>
>>7494244
lauren why are you sad
>>
How do I qualify to be a cool tripfag?
>>
>>7494248
that doesnt really help desu
>>
>>7494102
*HUGS*
iktf, shit from my youth coming back in my memories. We all make mistakes. The important thing is what you learn from it and how you go forward. This >>7494166
>>7494119
They will come back. Get yourself out there somehow.
>>7494178
Permanent solution to a temporary problem. Go out tonight and socialize. Don't look for somebody, just socialize.
>>
yaeoo
>>
>>7494255
i don't have any friends in real life
i just stay in bed all day everyday
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SHE'S SO BORING SHE STOPPED (YOU) FARMING
W/e I should go make myself pretty so I can get punched by pookie later
>>
>>7494251
Be a cool and likeable person, and post pics often.
>>
>>7494256
im trying, but no one talks to me
>>
>tfw it's going to be ok
>>
>>7494251
have a trip and be interesting in some way, any way works
like kayla and robin started out more notorious than cool or popular but now ppl generally like them
just get noticed somehow
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>>7494260
B..but i only have pics of pirate hats.
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>>7494263
thank you
>>
>>7494268
Hugg back
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilT-96zX8GE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilT-96zX8GE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilT-96zX8GE
Life is a Crap game
JustSayNoToKids
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>>7494264
:D
>>
>>7494263
do you live close to new york
>>
>>7494264
Nah, this is just a brief reprieve from it all. Enjoy the happy feeling while it lasts.
>>
>>7494278
yes
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>>7494264
i doubt that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzMX4yRNwqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzMX4yRNwqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzMX4yRNwqA
Life is C.R.A.P
inmendham
***WARNING THIS VIDEO MAY BE EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO LIFE-AFFIRMING DNA BORGS***
>>
>>7494268
why did i, anon, get a hugg
i mean thank you renren
but what did i do to deserve this
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lODx7LCItGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lODx7LCItGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lODx7LCItGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lODx7LCItGY
is it a wonderful life?
inmendham
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>>7494287
hugg
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>>7494279
>mfw
>>7494281
Hugg ;_;
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>>7494280
o
ill be moving to new york next year
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I'm not used to these thin nail polishes
Idk if I should leave it or do another coat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po5NVlsBka8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po5NVlsBka8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po5NVlsBka8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po5NVlsBka8
The EFIList (2016)
ForeverWolfFilms
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>>7494292
ok hugg
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Who here /never talking, ever/
I don't wanna be heard if it makes people call me a "fine strapping young man".
Or are my family all monsters?
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am i a life-affirming dna borg
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>>7494298
hugg
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>>7494298
Yes. You are a hedonistic dopamine addicted life-affirming conformist bug.
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im really sad and lonely
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>>7494293
Yeah I would add another layer
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>>7494306
L O S E W E I G H T
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>>7494302
But dopamine is mai senpai onii chan!!1!!one11!1
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>>7494301
have you ever accidentally hugg'd yourself
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>tfw not a girl
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>>7494312
>tfw never be a girl
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>>7494312
(Stealth hug)
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>>7494297
my family tells me i have broad shoulders and a broader jaw even though i told them i wanted to be a girl when i was a kid
i know how it is
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>>7494259
I wanna be the very best
Like no-one ever waaaasss
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>>7494306
same desu
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>>7494312
yes you are, last i checked
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>>7494323
hugg
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>>7494261
*hugs* keep trying.
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>>7494312
iktf :(
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>>7494241
hi there
See >>7494245 >>7494275 >>7494283 >>7494288 >>7494295
(or don't if you're a life-affirming DNA borg, it's up to you really)
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>>7494321
I'm sorry :(
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im gonna go to sleep forever okay
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>>7494330
take me with you
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>>7494330
wont u have to pee??
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>>7494330
bad nim!!
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>>7494333
It's just when you can't talk even if you want to. it could also be selective mutism if it's only for your family.
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realizing that ur still alone
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>>7494333
>I-I'm not a mutant! I just have a baritone voice...
it's your irish accent i'd be more worried about, if i were you
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>>7494328
Hi hi!
Who dis?
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>>7494328
Thx for the (you) anon!
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>>7494338
that happens to me
I usually can make phone calls
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>>7494328
meh...ain't gonna watch that crap.
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>>7494297
i was thinking about being a mute too
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>>7494346
>irish accents are the coolest accents ever imo
thanks for the chuckle, frangi
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>>7494347
dumb borg
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>>7494328
why have you spammed this like 5 times anon
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tiny breasts and a barrel chest
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>>7494350
>:(
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>>7494345
Oh phone calls are the most horrible thing in the world for me >_<
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>>7494339
if we lived close beep I'd visit you and we would go shopping and hang out and play dark souls and stuff :] u seem like a wonderful friend!!
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>>7494352
you'd talk to me though right sirona? :3c
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>>7494349
Seems like a plan, I'll go get the chalkboards
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>>7494357
its really bad because I can't call a doctor and im running out of all my pills
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>>7494352
>"oh i dont have an accent"
is how you know someone has an accent
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>Tfw see dad texting with his mistress
._.
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>>7494321
you do have some good friends here
they'll take care of you
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>>7494364
>tfw dads tells you your a loser whose going to die on the streets
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>>7494352
>I'm always confused when people say I have an accent, my tone is pretty neutral
everyone has an accent, sirona
trust an irish person not to understand why the concept of "accentless speech" makes no sense though
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>>7494362
That's why I selfmed and my mom makes appointments for me If it's not possible online
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>>7494371
no my parents won't call
im trying to get the rest of my family to help but they haven't done anything
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>>7494368
._.
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>>7494368
well, to be fair, that might eventually happen if you don't get your shit together
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>>7494377
Yeah lol
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>>7494353
I'm trying to get her out of bed and off to do stuff but cuddling her probably doesn't help
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>>7494357
yeah i have to call the bank to fix my account but can't gather the nerves to do it
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>>7494375
Can you go there personally? I'm really scared of leaving the house, but it would still be better than a phone call :S
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>>7494364
iktf
used get picked up from school with my half sister then have to lie to my mother about who it was to protect the secret because "if she finds out im leaving forever and it would be your fault"
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>>7494360
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
Probably? I'd panic a bit first.
>>7494363
I base the assumption on the fact that the only people who've mentioned it haven't talked to me (as far as I know)
Although I do gain an Irish brogue when doing voice practice
>>7494370
Neutral accents exist though, I've met a number of people who speak without tonal differences. It's creepy
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>tfw dad is a horribly abusive person and mom is in denial and thinks he'll change
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>>7494380
There's always time later or just while you're out!
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>>7494385
no
its far away
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>>7494388
ur mom isnt the best either
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>>7494388
your dad sounds like a bad eprson
im sorry
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>>7494381
I did it per mail, it only took longer, but it worked!
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>>7494390
I'll let the lazy butt know
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>>7494393
she never tackles people and tells them they'll die or anything
she just kind of sleeps and plays video games all day
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>>7494404
She indirectly abuses u by neglecting u and refusing to provide basic assitance in basic tasks you have a difficult time performing.
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>had to buy something off amazon
>been worried about affording hormones
>package arrives with some shit missing
>doesn't even affect me but i get a refund
exquisite feel
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>>7494405
I know but hes worse
i don't know what to do
i was talking to my aunt before and she said she'd help but nothing really happened
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>>7494404
what video games does she play?
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>>7494409
:/
Your aunt and cousin arent much help either...
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>>7494410
i mean just phone games and stuff
she has thousands of Facebook friends that she only plays bingo with and has multiple notebooks about it
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>>7494404
>she never tackles people and tells them they'll die or anything
He probably just has a stressful job, give him a break.
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>>7494409
he definitely is worse, it sounds like a bad environment if aything
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>>7494410
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
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So to all the people I don't recognize,
Hi! i'm Sirona!
CNT and hate-anon think I'm a crazy bitch and they're not wrong, but they mean it in a bad way.
Everyone else... It's a mixed bag, but I think I'm liked? Nice to be back anyway, and nice to see new faces!
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Please visit us girls :3
>>>/int/69304784
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looking for girls (male) to join our nye party :D
>>>/int/69304784
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>>7494424
You're not crazy but you act like a robot.
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>>7494380
God this is adorable
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>>7494428
Gay
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benis
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>>7494429
do you mean like 4chan robot or the other kind
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>>7494435
No the other kind.
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>>7494429
As in r9k, or a program trying to infiltrate human society?
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>>7494437
Like you're an emotionless husk attempting to try and act human.
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>>7494436
... See, now I'm curious what tipped you of-I mean what makes you feel that way?
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>>7494439
Closer to the truth than I'm comfortable with, in a way... I have a lot of mannerisms nailed into me by an upbringing that emphasised propriety.
Like prudishness! Alcohol fixes that for a while though.
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>>7494434
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>>7493161
>tfw send cute pic to bf of a new oufit i got and no response after like 5 min
i know hes probably asleep or doing something but fuck my anxiety makes me think i was super ugly in the picture
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hi
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>>7494456
relatable
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>>7494456
calm down girl if he's your bf he already thinks ur hot
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>>7494452
>I have a lot of mannerisms nailed into me by an upbringing that emphasised propriety
Hahahaha what planet are you from?
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time for some anime~
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>>7494464
Century would make more sense there anon, and it's still clutching at straws. 3/10 lacks effort.
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I'm not very confident today despite failing boymode last night
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:(
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>>7494452
>I have a lot of mannerisms nailed into me by an upbringing that emphasised propriety.
that's a real fancy way of saying you'd get duffed up the side of the head if you said you wanted to put on a dress
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>tfw pizza and wings on the way
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>>7494475
>"failing"
You shock and awed it
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>>7494478
Surprisingly, I didn't, but I'm terrified that if I follow through with it I'll get far worse.
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>>7494481
meat is murder
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>>7494487
That's nice
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>>7494487
Tasty, nutritious, guilt free murder!
Sorry Lauren, I can't be convinced to go full vegetarian.
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>>7494132
>ctrl+f my name because frangi said she posted about me, I'm not freaky at all!!
That's just you :(
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:c
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>>7494481
i just called and had them replace your ranch dressing with blue cheese
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Pineapple Princess Phienchen (ID: !!nIM3nIuo9M4)
2016-12-31 07:48:34
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>>7494487
its tasty murder
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>>7494498
Hugg a frangi
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>>7494498
me toi
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>go for bagels at papers bread
>use boy voice
>guy asks me if I like cookies
>gives me chocolate chips cookies
>have a nice day ma'am
>girlfriend calls me
>within 10 minutes of being gone she's locked both sets of keys to my Jeep in the car
>tfw the guy didn't even put my bagel in the bag and I had to go back
Life is tough buckos
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>>7494487
how the hell did you get fat off of fruits and veggies
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>>7494475
I like your eyebrows.
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>>7494487
lauren, your entire lifestyle as a privileged, wealthy NEET is built on the backs of hard labour done by other people
how do you reconcile this with your pro-communist beliefs
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>>7494507
how?
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>>7494515
They taste like chocolate.
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>>7494515
Now?
Brown?
Cow?
Mmmmmm, beef!
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>>7494511
well what am I supposed to do about it
its not like I want to be neet
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>>7494481
>gift card redeemed
somebody knows how to treat ya right
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>>7494513
>Is there any particular reason you don't care about those animals?
Because they taste good
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>>7494524
Turtle soup is pretty good
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>>7494521
i'm just saying it's a bit hypocritical, is all
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>>7494521
Lauren are you rich
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>>7494522
i finally told my dad I'm a tranny he's been giving me monthly piano hut gift cards ever since
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>>7494526
trannies are pretty dumb, but honestly /balt/ is a meme general that shouldn't exist and i despise it, so i can only encourage your tranny raids
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>>7494532
He gets the memes, tranny chow is great.
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>>7494537
Sorry lauren I don't like you anymore because you're rich
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>>7494459
im just being dumb and scared i just want him to compliment me
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>>7494543
i kind of feel good about leaching off my family because they're all finance assholes or cops
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>>7494487
Delicious murder. I brought one kilogram of foie gras for tonight's party.
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>>7494548
stop supporting the exploitation of the working class
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>>7494560
I'm French. Besides, empathy with animals is totally phony.
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