Hey guys, str8 bro here. I need advice on how to stick things

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>>7472364
It will be super uncomfortable unless you do a couple of things first.

>Eat food rich in fiber to keep your bowels working fine.
>Buy lube, things like coconut fat work great.
>Buy a small dildo or buttplug to train you up, learn to relax and don't push or force, take your time.
>Buy frilly socks and panties.
>Start dressing as a girl, it's not gay if you're the girl.
>Buy bigger dildo, more realistic and veiny.
>Buy a chastity cage, you don't really need your penis to orgasm anyways.
>Shave and moisturize your skin daily.
>Learn how to properly apply makeup.
>Continue training yourself.
>Buy cyproterone acetage and take 1 pill by morning and one by night.

I think this plan will work for you for the next 8 months or so, after that you just need come back here and ask for more tips.

>>7472394

Wow cool, any possible nasty side effects'?

>>7472432
pic related

>>7472432
You will be cute and experienced in prostate orgasms.

>>7472364
The Office already did this bit.

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Ok fuck this. You got me too.

The constant trap spams literally everywhere on 4chan, women hate threads, all the praise towards traps etc.
Now I don't find women attractive anymore, but I'm not gay either, tried it and still find it repulsive.

I just want a loyal trap gf to live with me as my housewaifu, while I provide for her

I don't want the frivolous, promiscuous sex life that most lgbt community seem to have. I basically want to have the traditional marriage lifestyle, but with a trap/femboy


How impossible is it for me? How frequent are those kind of traps? What do they want from a relationship? How do these people want to live usually?

I want to go through with it but hearing how promiscuous lgbt community is, makes me feel like this is but a fantasy that will never come true

>>7472364
Just get a gf and have sex with her like a normal person.

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>>7477296
>that hideous bald spot
>that awful, dry and dead hair
>that atrocious face and skin
>people actually find this.. thing attractive

Ew.

>>7478615
Some men (/pol/, /a/) are this desperate for a gf

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>>7479541
You forgot /r9k/ too though most of them are silently migrating to this board and becoming the gf.

>>7477296
Do you have pics? Skype? Won't post pics here sorry.

>>7477296
Yeah I'm in the same boat. I've accepted that I'm kind of gay but into feminine people, and idk where to go from here.

I just want to get home from work and play video games and cuddle with someone cute.