tranny mama edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread >>7465122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QQv9VbDUWM
I hate my life
hi
>>7466076
LAUREN
>>7466077
no it's kate
>>7466075
>>7466079
KATE
My fantasy is to suck off a trans girl or femboy while they're wearing a skirt. Then I want to flip them over and dominate them while whispering sweet nothings into their ears and kissing their neck.
But from what I've observed from these threads, at least half of you girls would have a problem with the first part.
>>7466086
more than half
femgen might be fine with it
>tfw no bf or gf for christmas + new years
>>7466090
worst feel
>>7466087
Well that's why I said at least half. And yeah, I figure a femboy would be the easier option, though I have still met quite a few femboys who are very persnickety about being bottoms only. Not even trans, but they can't stand the idea of not being the one dominating. I can't stand the idea of not being on a fully even level with my partner.
>>7466090
If you want love, you must seek it out and seize it for yourself.
>>7466098
merry xmas cutie i hope you feel better soon !!!
>>7466095
iktf
>>7466100
well
just what happened
i had a whole bottle of wine and a half in the past 20 minutes
so
im horrible
absolutely dreadful
want nothing more than to have a bottle of vodka in front of me
>>7466086
Is it weird as a chaser the sucking them off thing isn't high on my list.
Like, sure I would maybe eventually, but it's not the be all and end all and every chaser seems to have it as their like ultimate goal for having a cute trans gf.
It's more wanting a gf to snuggle with, adore and love being the biggest fantasy.
Also to pin down, bully, tickle and have my way with, that's up there too quite high.
>>7466104
>>7466104
you poor girl please be safe ;~~;
>>7466095
Still haven't forgotten you, Kit
>>7466114
bucket anon ilu please have a happy and safe holidays
>>7466105
would you leave your gf if she had srs or if her gt was absolutely off-limits?
>>7466112
im a lightweight but i can drink a lot
ive had a lot more to drink before.
i know my limits Kloe
I've been there many a times before
>>7466105
Mate, a lot of chasers consider themselves "straight", and don't want to touch the dick too much either. You would not be alone in what you'd like. The massive cuddle fantasy matches pretty much anyone on 4chan who doesn't have a lot of romantic experience, and isn't a sociopath.
For me, I consider myself maybe Kinsey 1 or 2 (because I'd a cute femboy/twink just the same). The reason for my fantasy though is that I have a thing about having no power dynamic whatsoever in my relationships. I feel as though anyone worthy of my love should not consider themselves subservient to me, nor can I ever let myself be subservient to anyone else. It's not so much that I must have dick (I have the same fantasy about eating pussy under a skirt -- it's just plain hot), so much as I must reciprocate.
>>7466111
headpat
>>7466119
>im a lightweight but i can drink a lot
are you also a vegetarian who eats meat?
>>7466126
like
i get drunk super easy
but i can drink and drink and keep on drinking
what game do i buy with 40 denars
>>7466120
>It's not so much that I must have dick, so much as I must reciprocate
that's nice and all but why must you reciprocate in only one way that your partner probably doesn't even like? don't you think reciprocating is more about doing something that your partner likes and not what you like?
>>7466090
Kloe looks stupid. Why do people fuck up beautiful names, by writing them different to appear "special"
>>7466131
hedpat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuUQp8nvxUU
I can't wait till I can die
>>7466117
>her gt
My terminology isn't that up there. gt?
After srs, sure I want to be bold and say it doesn't matter and them and who they are is more important anyway.
Have bits to play with in various ways is always just a bit of fun.
>>7466120
I've always considered myself straight, mostly because talking to purely gay guys they've told me liking mtf/femboys/twinks is just "meme gay" and I'm in denial.
I've never had long lasting relationships and I'm getting older, so maybe that's why I have the lame ass cuddle fantasy the beta cucks here have.
I think reciprocation can be done in many ways and it's going to be more up to her and what she wants.
If you like her enough, you'll respect anything she wants and what brings her enjoyment.
And yeah even though I'd typically take on dom, and bully and tease, I'd still do what is needed to reciprocate and get my partner off....after they've earned it ;3
>>7466127
i dunno isla, this still ain't making whole lotta sense to me
your body is confusing
>put off "please accept me" vibes
>turns everyone off
>except for some people who misinterpret it as "please fuck me" vibes
>everytime I date someone it gets sexual fast as fuck, faster than I'd like, but I go along with it.. because.. please accept me ;_;
>>7466137
anyone can
a little bit of alcohol can get me quite a bit drunk
but then i can keep drinking for a long time before i cant anymore
>>7466134
Time to die...
>>7466141
or buy some more hrt and dont be silly so you are a good girl
>>7466141
>ywn see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
Why even live
>>7466133
I've already said it's quite a common name and spelling, also it doesn't really matter to me if others think it's too different or sticks out,
I like it and it works since a lot of my other female family members have unusual names or names which don't use their most common spelling
>>7466136
>My terminology isn't that up there. gt?
it's just a dumb acronym for penis.
you seem like a nice person desu.
>>7466145
Are you black?
>>7466149
No, white and mostly British but with some Norwegian and German family and heritage
>>7466143
I can't. This cycle is infinite.
I may as well stop wasting money while in it
>>7466136
>I've always considered myself straight, mostly because talking to purely gay guys they've told me liking mtf/femboys/twinks is just "meme gay" and I'm in denial.
actual, genuine gay people aren't into traps or MTFs, so it can't be gay anyway
>>7466153
Klo
>>7466138
REE GIVE ME ATTENTION REE
>>7466148
Ah I see.
Well to answer that person again.
It's understandable some trans girls wouldn't want anything associated there and like I said, I'd be looking with them to find a way to reciprocate in a way they're happy and comfortable.
>>7466160
But there's some cute femboys I want to cuddle, fuck and give a reach around too.
I was told this doesn't make me gay....by an angry bitter gay guy.
what are YOU doing to help smash the cis-tem?
>>7466145
>I've already said it's quite a common name and spelling
Are you sure? I've encountered Chloe and Khloe plenty of times, but never "Kloe"
>>7466154
if you continue to take it without throwing it away you dont have to waste money on it and by taking it you wont waste it at all
be a good girl now.
>>7466165
nothing because i like it
>>7466165
I bully chara
>scanning through thefeministmegaphone
>top article under "feminism" is "Barron Trump Is Autistic"
REALLY made me think
>>7466166
I actually checked the records for baby names in my country in the year I was born.
Chloe was by far the most common spelling and was actually the second most popular female name of that year.
Then that was followed by Kloe which was like the 200th / 300th most popular name.
Khloe and Cloe were pretty obscure and far down the list, like the 2000th most popular names.
Idk I here Khloe is a common spelling in American but I've never seen it in the UK.
>>7466175
CLEARLY a feminist issue
>>7466176
>I here
>In american
I think I'll stop posting from my phone now...
My hips ache :c
Who wants some steamed vans?
>>7466163
you're cute. i think i'd be happy with a bf like you.
>>7466132
The choice of the dick just seems to me to be the logical place to make someone feel good. The problem with trans girls being that any physical pleasure would be overshadowed by psychological torment, which is kind of sad, because it is the one place on your body literally designed for orgasm. Sure, one can always go for prostate stimulation, but that doesn't always work for people, and can be a lot more difficult to pull off.
>>7466163
>I was told this doesn't make me gay....by an angry bitter gay guy.
I just call myself bi and proceed to not tell anyone in my life that I'm bi, because I don't want to have to answer to, "how bi are you REALLY?" Nor do I want to draw a shit ton of attention onto myself.
>>7466176
>Ranked 1529 overall KLOE is an extremely uncommon name for girls and was most recently ranked lower at number 2314 in 2014. KLOE's highest rank was 938 in 2002 and was least popular at 4838 in 2012.
there is no shame in being unique, kloe
>that day after Christmas feel
Back to depression we go.
>>7466183
Steamed vans? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
>>7466189
Hugg anon please dont be sad
>>7466189
at least nobody is forcefeeding me turkey and sprouts any more
not until new years day at least
>>7466180
my soul aches
>_<
>>7466189
it usually gets me after new year's day
there's enough food and alcohol between now and then to keep me going for a bit
>>7466189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHjdTZ-myCU
>>7466169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWM2il11eVQ
>>7466188
>there is no shame in being unique, kloe
I hope I can learn to believe that, thanks anon
And hopefully it's the kind of uniqueness in a good way like the other trips here, and not unique in a hon-ish way :s
rate my boymode
>>7466207
you could try a little harder
>>7466183
Demsrqute
>>7466207
apply yourself.
it's hard to tell anything from a grainy picture with no face and baggy clothes
>>7466207
youre a big guy
Closeted, lately trying make up and wig and taking pictures. Christmas time, family pictures as male, I feel disconected while looking at them and feel a lot more comfortable looking at the female pictures
>>7466213
Hrt takes over a year, anon.
>>7466187
>I just call myself bi and proceed to not tell anyone in my life that I'm bi
I think this is how I'll go.
It'd be weird if I got a bf irl though, but not sure on the odds of that happening.
>>7466187
>I just call myself bi and proceed to not tell anyone in my life that I'm bi, because I don't want to have to answer to, "how bi are you REALLY?" Nor do I want to draw a shit ton of attention onto myself.
kinda similar here
i always call myself straight and think of myself as a straight person, but i guess you're probably not 100% straight if sometimes other boys turn you on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
I hate you so much Amy.
>>7466225
>he acknowledges Amy even when sober
I'm proud of you
>>7466226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBqFIa_Q4Bg
IM A MAN
>>7466202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJUzWhpBEJw
you are letting the monster control you
>>7466228
>Most trannies are bi and literally 0 ppl are ever in awe about it.
I'm not a tranny, but yeah, that wouldn't surprise me
is it AGP to not mind having a penis or doing anything with it, short of penetration? (oral sex is fine)
>>7466228
>Is this gaygen or some shit?
No, this is just a little meta discussion amongst chasers over whether or not we're fags.
>>7466221
Mate, who the fuck knows what'll happen. I think the number of people who don't know how faggy they are is why we have so many damn labels. Queer. Questioning. Bi-Curious. Hetero-flexible. All just fancy terms for Kinsey 1 Bisexual.
>>7466237
If you don't mind your penis, you're probably not dysphoric, and might be AGP. Does it really matter too much?
>>7466234
Let me die
will kayla ever grow out of her ms cock phase
>>7466243
no, you have to fight it Amy.
spartan isn't who you are
>>7466246
The truth is ugly
I enjoy the self torture
It gives me purpose
>>7466240
I do prefer being on HRT and not growing older as a man but yeah I guess that could be the fetish speaking
>>7466225
Who is this annoying star wars comic poster, and why does he post annoying star wars comics?
>>7466247
>Chasers have stolen your general, deal with it
Firstly what kind of disgusting person would even want to self identify as a chaser?
That's basically saying to all trans people, "hey, avoid me, I see you as a fetish sex object".
Secondly, please kindly fuck off.
>>7466258
that's amy, just ignore her
Jesus christ the Grinch is bad
20 minutes in and cringing hard
>>7466253
the truth is that you arent ugly
you pass as a girl according to face++
>>7466259
>Firstly what kind of disgusting person would even want to self identify as a chaser?
It's just a humorous, self-deprecating way of labelling ourselves - like when trannies call themselves "trannies"
>>7466264
either tons of photoshpo
or fake
hard to believe the first and second are the same people
so
>>7466263
Dont talk shit about Jim Carrey that movies pretty gud.
>>7466267
>hard to believe the first and second are the same people
1-3 are the same person (eggman from /r9k/)
4 is just a girl who looks like him
>>7466269
is that the guy who shot up the school?
>>7466269
>eggman
oh fuck me im laffing
>looks like him
barely seeing it
the one on the right looks 12
>>7466264
>actually using eggman
ahahahahhahaha
anon
>tfw no sertii or frangi hugs
>>7466268
Maybe it gets better
>>7466264
I had a hoody on.
It was a fluke
>>7466272
nah, but he was briefly suspected of it for a while after a ton of people from /r9k/ gave his details to the authorities/press
there's a lot of funny posts of people quoting news articles, saying that he looks like a school shooter (funny if you're not eggman, at least)
>>7466275
>Maybe it gets better
Maybe its really shit cause to be honest I just fucking love Jim Carrey and if hes not your cup of tea you might not like the movie regardless. And its been a while since I watched it
>>7466276
post hoodie pic
>>7466274
I know it was eggman, I love that fake timeline tho
>>7466277
he should be sueing for defamation
I'm really lonely
>>7466283
Tell me about Anna, why does she feel lonely?
>>7466284
because nobody cared who she was until she put on the trip
>>7466247
>Chasers have stolen your general
That was not my intention when I first brought up the subject. Please don't try and overshadow the trans girls. If they don't have their hugboxing and such to keep up their self esteem, there would be less of them to chase!
>>7466284
Noone cared who I was until I put on the trip
>>7466283
Tell me about Amy, why does she wear the spartan mask?
>>7466282
Not gonna post it. It's still ugly.
>>7466283
Well now Anna, maybe I can help you with that ;3
>>7466294
Depends on where you are and whether you're cute and whether you like literal men
>>7466290
>It's still ugly
if you were actually a guy you wouldnt care
but you arent because you have dysphoria and you know that what you are doing has a negative net effect, it is the equivalent to saying
even people with bases that arent too great as long as they start early enough (21 is still early) get good results on hrt
the clock is ticking
>>7466298
No because I will regret.
I don't care even if it works. I can't come out. Ever
THINGS ARE GOOD THINGS ARE GOOD
>when someone tells you you're not unattractive and could do better than trannies and get a GIRL
W-wew but I don't want to because I'd be the man in a relationship
Also those are not my words but hers!
>4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked
Lmao that is a nice quote I like it
>>7466298
>That hourglass-y figure
Unf. And holy shit, what a transition.
If I've had cancer before, will hort increase the likelihood of getting it again?
>>7466295
Sweetie, that was all girl butt I saw earlier ;3
>drink 2L of cider
>no hangover
Merry Christmas
I honestly want a lifetime of private regret than have a lifetime of alienation and regret.
I can't wait till they are all dead then I can be dead too
>>7466300
>No because I will regret.
you dont know the meaning of the word regret until you grow into an old man because trannies were a joke when you first started feeling dysphoric in the early to mid 90s, it was something nobody supported, then end up transitioning anyway at 30 because you just dont care and need to do it otherwise you will kill yourself while everyone around you is 15-21 and saying
>lmao I am like so old I will be a hon if I start so late ;^)
that, is when you know what regret feels like
reorder your hrt and then find happyness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHnZUs2vFHA
>>7466309
n-no it wasn't! It was an ugly guy butte and the rest of me is even worse!
(I think you're just being nice ;_;)
>>7466307
i should start working out..
>>7466310
cider is the best
>>7466316
Yes
Cider makes the world go round
>>7466311
If you want private regret then why do you insist on having public meltdowns on the internet every other day?
>>7466313
I literally visualise that every day and I want it more than anything.
It's safe, it means I don't ruin anything for anyone else.
So long as they live. I will always care.
The only thing that will change is I will kill myself and not care if it hurts them. Because I won't be around to experience it and they will never get to know why.
I want to die an old man who simply didnt want to play the game of life and sat on the sidelines. I want to be the biggest coward there ever was. And the world wouldent even know.
I don't care about being mediocre
You have no idea how much comfort it brings me
I only ever have pepsi when I'm having kfc cause they don't have coke, so whenever I have a pepsi it's like I'm having kfc by association
>>7466317
The internet is private. It's a place I can vent and then not be held accountable
>>7466316
Cider is yuck
how did i ruin everything
>>7466308
you're telling me not one person knows this basic bit of information that every endocrinologist should have told you a million times before?
>Be a neet going on years
>Everyone in family most likely hates me
>Everyone in family knows I'm a loser
>Can never be comfortable at any of these holiday family gatherings because of the fact
Im done with his. I'm going to get a job and start hrt and just go. Im going to kill myself eventually anyway so fuck it.
>>7466308
hrt will drastically lower the risk of prostate cancer, although I'm not sure how it effects risks of other cancers
>>7466322
Nah beer is yuck
Fruit and berry alcohol is the best
>>7466323
i did it not u dw
>>7466322
apple cider maybe but pear cider is best cider
please someone treat me like a human
>>7466322
Don't make me slap u girl
>>7466268
1. Stare into the abyss
2. Have dinner with myself. I need to stop cancelling that..
3. Solve world hunger, tell no one..
Grinch is my spirit animal.
kratom makes me horny how do i stop this without masturbating or touching myself
>>7466325
At least you still have the motivation to change anything. I just hide in my room, doing nothing.
>>7466334
have sex with boy
>>7466334
watch a romantic movie and feel frustrated and sad
>>7466304
Fuck. I misquoted like hell.
>>7466332
I suppose you won't mix this Wednesday?
>>7466322
it'd be nice if it wasn't for teh alcohol
>>7466335
Ive been hiding in my room doing nothing for 8 years.
>>7466315
Never a bad thing, especially if you're out of shape (also exercise can alleviate depression). That said, I don't think you can get an hour glass figure out of it. I think that has more to do with bone structure. Most cis women don't even get that kind of figure, typically having a rectangular or spoon type body.
Why do chasers like penis? Do they want to get fucked by a girl with a dick bc it's humiliating? I just don't understand
>>7466327
Ok berry Cider is nice. I don't generally like fruity alcohol though.
>>7466329
Hmm I've never had pear Cider. I'm. Not sure I'd like it maybe I'll try some
>>7466332
Umm who are you calling girl, GIRL
I drink beer and whisky like a real grown up boy
the suns out lads
>>7466343
Corsets were invented for this very reason.
>>7466340
Why would you suppose that?
Every week, the show must go on
>>7466345
But bro..
Also I drink straight hard liquor too, fear my manliness
>>7466353
Invest in a fuck machine, the prices have really dropped now.
>>7466350
Oh i thought you'd go pardyin or stuff isn't new years thing then?
>>7466353
if you get sad enough you will eventually die and then all hornyness will disappear
that's my plan
>>7466345
>I've never had pear Cider. I'm. Not sure I'd like it maybe I'll try some
its sweet and nice instead of bitter and gross like apple cider
>>7466356
Oh right
Yeah, I don't have any new year's plans this year.
Normally I'd go to an after-hours but I'm really not feeling the excessive drugs this year.
>>7466357
oowoo
>>7466314
I'm a butt expert, trust me sweetie, it was a cute girl butt ready for a pounding~
>>7466361
are you insane?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotNxb2YApk
>>7466363
>///<
kpop boys are sex to me
just
so hot
>>7466358
oh
:(
>>7466355
i dont want one
>>7466365
California, but im not necessarily looking.
>>7466356
Wait new year's is on Saturday wat
>runaway bride on tv family is watching
>pretending to look at phone and not be interested
>movie still makes me dysphoric
>>7466369
isla can you make me sad
>>7466372
NYE silly goose
Wtf recaptcha
>>7466376
And Sunday is still not Wednesday I'm so confuus
I wanna cuddle isla with a lot of warm blankets over us and watch always sunny in philadelphia until we fall asleep in each others arms
>>7466369
Cali... oh wait, you're Isla. Didn't recognize the new trip. Still too distant.
>>7466342
Yay, maybe i can change too after a few more years.
>>7466383
Y-yeah but now I feel like I can be the girl in a relationship or lewding and it is much better!
>>7466383
Idk do you feel like 2L of strong ale is a lot? I think it is.
>>7466366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6YXm4b3H5c
>>7466379
>not using the legacy captcha
>>7466379
hahaha what the fuck
use legacy
>>7466383
Basic for the past six months
>i don't like guys
>i don't like sex
>>7466390
>WW
agp as fuarrrkk
>>7466391
I'm on mobile
Legacy is more annoying on mobile
>>7466390
Death has no negative downsides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM
I'll never exist again.
I can do this lie forever.
I'm literally contemplating suicide while my family are feet away and pretending to laugh at the tv
>>7466400
>Death has no negative downsides
Death is in and of itself a downside
Merry boxing day by the way <3
>>7466396
>not using clover
>>7466390
her leg/torso ratio is like a whole third better than mine
>>7466401
ily friend :3
>>7466398
moshimosh carol
i hope u had a good christmas
its still snowing here
>>7466403
that's not a holiday in the real world
>>7466372
Hu?
You dont celebrate new year from 30.12 to 1.1 in Canada?
>>7466402
Non-existence is pure bliss.
To be locked in a dark room forever.
Shame it's bounty has be guarded by physical pain
>>7466409
>snow
lucky
it rained on christmas here ;__;
>>7466401
You're really cute, and I wanna kiss your face all over...
But it's late and I need to get to sleep. Nini.
>>7466410
>that's not a holiday in the real world
Well we call it 2nd Christmas Day but it sure exists
>>7466413
you know how life can feel on hrt, just take it
>>7466414
yeah we got a foot two days ago and a few inches yesterday and some more today hopefully
at least even in cali it snows
what was your favorite present that you got
besides me
>>7466420
I got a Macbook :3
Its kinda old and can't run the new MacOS (Sierra or w/e) but its p good
>>7466065
Who is the author of these comics? I really love her work.
Oops my trip fell off
>>7466404
I am using Clover dummy
>>7466412
Your calendar is wrong
>>7466423
nice nice
i hope it was a mic on it so we can get even clearer awoos
>>7466423
nice!
>>7466429
it has
>>7466419
All I felt was fear and terror
At least repression is pain I can hold deep inside and hide from the world
Doesent matter if hrt makes me feel happy. The world will see.
>>7466427
Wtf yes it is nvm
>>7466416
>I don't though :^)
I bet, I bet you also don't walk around daydreaming what it feels like to be hugged by a boy or feel a boy tinkler pressed against your belly button as he kisses you and also you wonder what it feels to be cream pied
>>7466436
Were you looking at last December or...?
I want to rob a bank with isla and commit suicide together when we're cornered by police in a motel
>>7466440
>wake up
>go on mtfg
>get horny
it's nonstop with you people
My Dad has screaming, swearing and threatening to murder me, my sister and my mum this afternoon because he lost a box of out of date soup.
Yet he calls me the mentally ill one for being trans.
Pls don't worry though, I think he's an undiagnosed angry-autistic, and I have the local police number saved for incidents like this.
Well he's not wrong. And don't throw away his soup? Sounds like your fault.
>>7466443
wait beep no thats not romantic
>>7466445
I know the feeling I have to to work in like 20 min and anon is making me have crotch feelings
>>7466448
>this quality of bait
oh please sweetie
>>7466434
Send me selfies soon then so i can hurry up and hugbox you
i'm drinking champaagne
hello
>>7466441
...
no i looked at the beginning of the month
I drunk to much yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJgfxlgUIZY
kek
>>7466457
merry xmass !!!!
i love you nim
>>7466461
MERRY XMAS CUTIE !!!!!!
>>7466456
Ily Emi
I want isla to tie me down and give me paper cuts under all my fingers and toe nails so she can nurse them back to health with salt lemon and mercury from an old broken thermometer
>>7466468
no i'm just an anonymous nim admirer
>>7466461
You can't be a roastie without a vagina
Also my ass is still virginal!
>>7466470
oh
well i hope you had a good christmas anon :3
Had a dream my mum shaved my head in my sleep
is that normal?
>>7466474
no my mom threatens to do that all the time
>>7466458
It's ok I understand I also drank too much yesterday
>>7466455
>ywn share bubbly with kit
>>7466472
A hole's a hole
>>7466469
beep please stop i dont like this T_T
>>7466421
Spoiler: I'm not Nessie
But I'm someone who talks to Vanessa a lot ;3
Anyone else ever had a vagina in a dream?
>>7466477
hullo
>>7466469
merry christmas beep !!! i hope you had a great day and managed to get what you wanted
>>7466477
waaahhh i love it soo much its my fav ive been drinking it all day
>>7466482
yeah but i stopped dreaming of having a vagina at like age 11
>>7466489
Sure but it's virginal so not a roastie
>>7466482
Yeah
later when puberty started i dreamed a boy who i had a crush on would kidnap me feed me a pill that turned me into a girl and we would live together happy doing lewd things and building up a farm.
>>7466476
but she's never threatened to do it before
that's the weird thing
So I saved over 90 images of suicidal/depressed anime characters. This will come in handy.
>>7466493
you deserve the happiness beep !!!! you're a v nice girl ya'know !!!
>>7466489
wah im RLY good rn i feel like, im feeling rly happy and stuff so IDK its nice for me. ILU
>>7466499
Hey i found a tomoko meme
you probably have it
Christmass is nice! :)
>>7466499
Nice dubs btw
Dont be so hard to yourself btw
>>7466503
Hi Sert!
Did you come out yet?
>>7466499
i have a folder called "depressing images" that i sometimes look at when i'm sad, or dump in a thread that seems a bit too happy
>>7466505
No:/
Some awk moments but ill tell em later
>>7466482
>tfw still more common to have a weird hybrid of penis and vag than a vagina in dreams
>>7466483
Hi hru :)
>>7466507
Hmm okay!
Glad you're having fun :)
>>7466513
That's nice.
>>7466506
begin dumping then
>>7466514
How was yours?
>>7466515
there's no real reason to, this thread isn't excessively happy or anything
the drama is usually more interesting anyway
>>7466516
It was okay, had a family gathering, had lunch/dinner.
I'm gonna play some Osmos because it's my favourite Rose video and Rose is back uwu
>>7466518
Merry christmass qt
>>7466517
What the fuck
>>7466521
ty ty
Merry Christmas to you too.
Got engaged yesterday plus skyped with my family so Aife met them and they love her, I cooked Christmas dinner, we got stoned and cuddled until we fell asleep. Everything is perfect. Everything is wonderful.
I don't know how much my breasts are growing, or if my chin is smaller, or whatever. But my butt is bigger, softer and happier.
>>7466526
Congrats!
I really hope my hrt comes in tomorrow :(
>>7466517
wow, what a brainless murder
>>7466510
pretty good
ive been convincing my mom to buy me girl stuff under the guise of it being "organic" ^^
how was your christmas?
>>7466530
Iktf
Qhi took over a month
it would have been faster to pick them up myself riding a bicycle
>>7466526
Every single part sounds so sweet!
you're gonna cry a lot when your visa runs out...
>>7466530
if you had only ordered before like we told you
>>7466530
You butt is going to be so round and cute when you start hrt, I can't wait for you to post more pics
>>7466535
Ugh I ordered 2 weeks ago is it really gonna take that long?
>>7466532
after he shot them dead, he actually lived in the house for a couple more days before he burned it down and killed himself too
bit creepy 2bh
>>7466542
>implying I post pictures of my butt
>>7466534
Hehhh
She'll figure it out eventually, but cute.
My Christmas was great, it was nice having the day off and I was really happy to spend time with my partner's family and they gave me really nice presents n stuff.
Also my mom got me clothes and they're actually really nice because she pays attention to the brands I wear.
>>7466543
QHI delivery times vary a lot, I've had everything from 2 weeks to over a month (to northern europe)
>>7466540
If you want to be a girl now just wait until you've been on hormones for a while oh boy
>>7466546
why didn't he just leave if it offended him that much? clearly being passive agressive runs in the family.
how do you like to start your day?
>>7466546
haha i saw this image on R9K
>>7466493
ok but please no more of that scary stuff ;;
>>7466550
yea i almost asked for an epilator but i figured that would be too obvious :)
ahh that must be nice getting shit you actually want, my mom is notoriously bad at getting gifts
she got me a cd of the beegees this year lmao
http://www.whitelightmagic.com/gender-transformation
>>7466563
who the hell is this?
>>7466564
I have never posted my butt on here!
Also I like girls better than boys I just want dicc
>>7466563
i just bought this and im a girl now
>>7466563
>Contrary to popular belief, your gender is NOT fixed at birth. In fact, it can be changed anytime with the right magick. The spell can be customized to make you look anyway that you want as your new gender!
>>7466569
>magick
>>7466571
>Legal Stuff: This service is for entertainment purposes only. Seller is not responsible for any paranormal or metaphysical activity that may or may not occur. Please do not bid if you have any fear of psychic services. This service is in no way a substitute for professional legal, medical, or psychiatric counsel.
Please gib me a cat so I can become a crazy cat lady pls
I saw one at the park and it followed me and kept rubbing against me and purring
I never had such a cute moment irl before (;^ω^)
>>7466566
We've all seen it, just own it, you should be proud it's got such a lovely curve
>I just want dicc
That's how it starts, then suddenly all you think about is having a qt grizzled bf cuddling you up after a firm bullying session.
We can skip over all the waiting and you being unsure and get to the cuddling if you like ;3
>>7466563
is this a spoof website or are there really suckers who give this person money?
>>7466576
>We've all seen it
???
Please tell me you're joking!
And I don't like boys!
>>7466578
We all lose to cock sooner or later, better to just let it happen
>>7466579
I'd rather lose to feminine cock
>>7466575
As long as you dont do chara kind of things to it
I think its over with my bf, i caught him posting his dick here and he hasn't texted me since. I told him from the start i want monogamy. Im sad now.
>>7466590
lmao really?
eh he looks ugly to me so if it helps, i probably wouldn't touch him.
>>7466590
it could had been anyone else.
or a weird way of breaking up.
link to the dick pic for... investigative purposes?
>>7466590
Ouch
I'm sorry for you Kayla
>>7466594
>it could had been anyone else
Uncut with tiny nipples and cut muscles? Naw, it was him
>>7466597
was it in an unsee?
>>7466597
is uncut really rare?
I meant it could had been someone else reposting.
>>7466600
Yeah
>>7466602
maybe he heard you were groped and he doesn't want ruined goods.
>>7466590
>pushing him away because you're afraid that he'll eventually dump you
you got issues woman.
What's a cock
>>7466607
BASIC
>>7466607
Ask Kayla's bf to show you
>>7466607
Counter Ofensive Combat Killer
>>7466607
Creative Organized Clinical Keeper.
>>7466607
Cute orange cuddley kayla
>>7466607
m-male chicken
>>7466586
Why???
Who is Chara and what did she do??
>>7466607
Comatose Organism, Continue cucKing
merry christmas kit
>>7466620
she killed a monkey with her shoe
>>7466624
thats hot. hnnnnng
>>7466629
she gave birth to the monkey
Tfw u get battle ready armor for christmas
>"come here son, I'll be dead in a few days...I have a secret to tell you. A secret I haven't uttered to another soul for my entire life, not counting the most secret and anonymous online spaces decades ago..."
>>7466639
i can make you give birth to a monkey too if you want
>>7466641
I'll have your monkey anon
>>7466643
alright lay down and take a deep breath
>>7466645
What are we gonna do?
>>7466647
im gonna put a monkey egg in you
>>7466637
pics?
Kek
>>7466648
lucky me
im hiding behind 7 proxies shell never touch me
>>7466650
a-a monkey egg?
>>7466637
KIDS NEXT DOOR FOREVER!!
>>7466654
>>7466658
yeah how else are you gonna have my monkey
>>7466314
Oh so it across actually was your butt?
>>7466661
but... a monkey egg?
check
>tfw updating some 4chan Cup wiki pages
Feels good being useful!
>>7466659
Operation F.U.T.U.R.E
>>7466648
Cis or trans, a psychotic bitch is a psychotic bitch
from the descriptions I'm glad I didn't see her post
>>7466663
i could switch it out for a monkey larva if you want
>>7466672
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7466675
you're making me sad all i wanted was someone that i could create a monkey with and now it feels like you're making fun of me
>>7466668
Yeah she got into a psych ward. She lived in totally fucked up circumstances.
No excuse for this tho
>>7466627
hi lovely anon
>>7466654
ugh, this ALWAYS happens..
Is it normal to feel this cold on hrt? I feel like other girls around me aren't as cold... Low E maybe?
>>7466689
ill keep you warm
>>7466689
>Low E maybe?
Uh i dunno but im in my third week and im freezing a lot more.
>>7466689
Supposedly women are more sensible to cold than men.
>>7466689
Thinner skin, more sensitive. Yeah I guess so
>>7466701
ITS REEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL
ITS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
TFW HON
>>7466701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ-iNSGrBp0
>>7466702
>According to many researchers, women feel the cold more than males, but their bodies are better at conserving heat when the weather turns colder. They are able to do this by shutting off blood flow to the skin and extremities to maintain their core temperature at 37 degrees.
>>7466707
Ok yeah this is true for me, my hands are ice cold and my head and core are very hot atm
>>7466665
I know plenty of ways that you can be useful, cute butt ;3
>>7466717
come over bby
>>7466721
You're quick to turn around and start liking boys
>>7466732
for you
>I missed some presents from yesterday
I knew I went to bed too early
hi im christmas and drunk
>>7466740
you forgot "cute" too
>>7466717
>>7466752
>chasers
>>7466757
can you be a chaser and mtf?
>>7466757
i don't really chase anyone, so i don't think i can be called a chaser
maybe just a "fetishist" would be more accurate
>>7466760
some think thats the case more often that not
>>7466757
kinda creepy as well desu
>>7466760
kinda
>>7466764
Nobody wants to be fetishized
>britbong student with no job
>want to transition
>parents will kick me out if I tell them the truth
what do, it's now or never really.
>>7466772
That's literally not true
I didn't even post my own butt jesus christ
>>7466707
>>7466715
Uuh so hrt is already doing something
thats nice
>>7466773
I do desu senpai
>>7466776
can't you go to a doc without them knowing?
>tfw only hoodie not in laundry is the one trashy left here
I am so fucking cold but I am not wearing that thing reeee
>>7466766
>showing sexual interest in someone is creepy
Back to tumblr, Sertii
the other day some dude came, was nice, we had a fun chat, and now we talk everyday on the phone.
it's really easy to be okay with people who aren't creeps, why is it so hard to get?
>>7466791
>showing sexual interest in complete strangers isn't creepy
99% of 100% of chasers are little dicked fat beta neckbeards
>>7466795
where to cop little dicked fat beta neckbeard?
>>7466797
mirror
>>7466795
look, it's either us or dying alone (you're not getting the 1%, those are for the ashes and the rachels of the world)
make your choice and do it quickly
I want to be a girl
>>7466785
From what I've gathered, in the UK I have to see a therapist, come out to my family and dress like a girl pre-treatment to get NHS-supported treatment. Plus I'd get letters about it and my first name has the same initial as my Dad's, so he usually opens my mail if he gets to it first (which makes ordering shit online extremely risky too, I typically buy from Amazon/Ebay, since you can collect your orders).
Rate my boymode
>>7466799
I'm sinny lasered and my dick is bigger than I'd like...
>>7466803
i wish i'd been born a girl
i'm ok enough with just being a chaser (1 catch so far) to actually transition though
>>7466802
this is why I hate chasers, you think I have to settle for you or something, but I have standards.
>>7466805
D-
see me
>>7466802
do you really say this shit and expect that it would have any kind of reaction that could benefit you? are you autistic?
>>7466807
>You hit on people who you don't even know how they look, clearly you're just fetishizing the fact they're trans.
what if i know what they look like?
who here types a response and then deletes it??
If you don't like makeup, hair, nails, gossip, pink things, frilly things, cocks, etc.. then ur not trans
>mfw a tranny calls themself a tomboy
>>7466810
I would rather repress and date cis girls
Dating trannies would only turn me into one of them
>>7466823
you mean writing it out and then not posting? all the time.
>>7466823
me i do this a lot mostly on other boards tho
>>7466826
niceme.me
>>7466826
I deeply ashamed at even looking at that stuff in private
Even when there's a movie and a woman is getting to do feminine things it makes me uncomfortable
>>7466826
I like those things in moderation
there's a time and a place
>>7466826
what do u mean u said you like cis girls before.
>>7466830
cis girls will trigger you because they look better than you'll ever do.
>>7466827
>You don't, in a lot of cases.
right, but what if i do, is that cool then?
>>7466837
There supposed to when your repressing.
You don't play on the same playing field of you repress.
>>7466838
Not per se
>>7466826
I'm a tomboy :)
>>7466840
>trying to think your way out of feels
yeah, all those clauses will super help you my man.
>>7466841
there isn't any pleasing you, is there, sertii?
enjoy your cats, we could have had something special together
>be 25 year old virgin chaser
>can't get girls
>"maybe I should improve myself so women will like me"
>"nah I'll just harass transgirls, they have lower standards right"
noones standards are low enough for you
>>7466847
Bring back arranged marriages
>>7466845
You feel better if people desire you. Even if you hate those attributes. Attention from cis girls is still a comfort.
will i get a bf in 2017??
>tfw you say yes after Titchbits asks you to marry her :0
>>7466846
>the only guys you could ever get are gross chasers like me
Really helping your chances there :^)
>>7466847
have a sad cum bb
>>7466858
<3
the sweetest couple.
how are papers gonna go?
>>7466847
Why are you angry, friend?
Did a chaser run away from you?
>>7466858
A G P
G
P
>>7466851
Naw, being masculine doesn't make you a girl. I say bring back gatekeeping because all of you forming your own opinion on gender is silly when it clearly clashes with the fucking rule book of medical transition.
>>7466857
Will you try?
>>7466858
Thats so sweet, grats :3
>ywn be happy
>>7466826
>never had anything against "girly" things, found things cute and liked girls' clothes (but just thought I found them attractive)
>have had long hair ever since I was 12
>actually think back on all the """girlfriends""" I had during school
>all of them were tomboys or assertive girls that all liked me because I was shy and was always sweet to them
>want to be a girl, but don't find men attractive at all
>tfw realised that I'm a shy, reserved dyke
do blondes have more fun
>>7466864
I've never been with a chaser and I'll never be with one, you're disgusting people.
i was a chaser because i was repressing and improving myself as a guy would've meant lifting, dressing more manly, growing a beart etc. and the thought made me depressed and uncomfortable, it didnt feel like me at all
>>7466868
>Kayla becoming a literall hon in front of our eyes
>>7466859
can't wait to laugh at you sitting alone on a park bench feeding the ducks, while me and my 6/10 t-girlfriend who's pregnant with our first child walk by
you could have been that 6/10, sertii
>>7466874
That phrase is a euphemism for how blondes are bigger sluts and get more cock.
>>7466878
>t-girlfriend
>pregnant
Anon...
>>7466863
who the heck knows you fruity dingdong but it'll happen
>>7466882
i'd impregnate you elanna
>>7466880
and she gets to stay forever?
>>7466858
oh WOW congrats Aife !!!! i'm so happy for you two !!
>>7466869
yessss !!! i'm going to rly try !!
>>7466884
A G P
G
P
>>7466882
LOVE FINDS A WAY
>>7466884
I just wanted to know if you could stay now or you still had to go back and wait for your visa ;__;
>>7466878
fucking despicable, you'll be alone forever
>>7466885
I'd like to see you try
Again...And again...And again
>>7466871
Your butt will get me happy, so I'll make you happy for that bby
>>7466858
aw congrats you two <3
>>7466881
so bleach = instant slut
gotcha
>>7466878
>my 6/10 t-girlfriend who's pregnant with our first child walk by
woah, your dick can do magic?
>>7466893
my feminine penis will be so happy :^)
Jeez, the topic of chasers sure makes people bootyblasted around here, even when it's clear someone's just shitposting
>>7466893
>ywn hopelessly attempt to impregnate elanna over and over
>>7466873
>been jealous of girls since I saw they got to play dress up and be princesses at age 5
>>7466897
Yes. Only sluts bleach their asshole.
>>7466894
Please stop
>>7466877
Just saying if any of you self medders actually went to a doctor and legit had them determine if you were trans or not would end up having the doctor deny you hrt and also probably laugh in your face.
>>7466876
You can't be inbetween. You either repress or transition.
Otherwise you get all the downsides of both and the benefits of none
>>7466911
I know I'm agp
I have no problem with it
>>7466906
>tfw your asshole is already pink
my parents bought me pikmin im so excited !!!!
>>7466907
you fucking acclerated graphics port fuk u
>>7466911
its ok to be AGP kayla.
If you're not AGP you're not trutrans
>>7466924
no i am trutrans. :^)
>>7466911
I self med because I don't want some stupid gatekeeper turning me into a hon
>>7466909
Yeaaaaaah ok, sorry I've been a little bit mean to you today.
You're still pretty cute though ;3
>>7466924
Its probably possible to just have the fetish too though, just see /agpgen/
>>7466909
hey bby im here for your round 2.
pls giv kiss
>>7466925
are you sure?
because turning away people who self-med would break their hippocratic oath
>>7466925
>'denied transition'
you're free to do as you please and what you think is right for yourself without a rubber stamp of approval from the patriarchy, you know
looks like someone is still invested in male privilege
>>7466925
we know.
>>7466927
Gatekeeping isn't real, I had hrt after my first 2 hour session with a shrink. She literally took my hand and walked me to the endos office on the other side of the building. Im saying maybe most of you just want to be trans because its a fad right now.
>>7466921
>Idk, it's just really gross
If you want my professional opinion, your aggression towards these "chasers" belies an insecurity about your future dating prospects as a transgender woman who began transitioning in her twenties.
I'm sure you'll fine that special person someday, Sertii.
>>7466911
I went to a doctor and several therapists and have had a legit diagnosis of gender dysphoria, I'm out to everyone it matters, I'm full-time and have had my name changed.
Yet thanks to UK waiting lists it will still be over 6 months until I could get a prescription for hormones.
My point is that self medding is the only option for some people.
>>7466934
>patriarchy
its the matriarchy scum.
>>7466934
Its a late transitioner thing I think
They're often either insecure about if they actually are trans or that people might see them as not really trans and just a fetishist or something
So they hold up any "official" designation and conforming to the typical gender role as a badge of honour and a real measure of whos trans or not
>>7466939
Nah, there are waiting lists for a lot of this shit, informed consent only exists in america
Just stop typing kayla, you're just mad that you got molested and sad that you didn't start earlier and lashing out to all the girls here.
>2am
>lots of family overt my house who have been drinking all day
>everyone talking about new years plans
>extended family mention they are going to thailand for NYE
>conversation about ladyboys and trannies begins
rescue meeee
>>7466942
>My point is that self medding is the only option for some people
In india maybe but most these self medders are highschoolers from middle america. They could get hrt legit if they were actually trans.
>>7466940
Or, they're just gross
Im actually not insecure at all
>>7466950
>2am
But I'm supposed to be the only one from Perth here...
>>7466939
>no one will ever hold my hand and lead me to hormones
>>7466951
just die already so nobody has to listen to your lies anymore. You're as masculine as they come, so there's a good chance you should have been gatekept.
>>7466942
please ignore our village idiots
>>7466951
Where I live self-medding is a lot less of a hassle than going the official route
I'm in no rush to transition socially or get any surgeries or anything as long as I can be on HRT
You probably think that makes me not dysphoric enough to be trans or something but whatever
>>7466950
you should pop out your feminine penis
>>7466947
Late transitioner is anyone trying to transition over 35 years old. All of them aren't trans either or they wouldn't have survived to that age without transition
>>7466959
>no one will ever hold my hand
>>7466958
i'm from perth too
>>7466962
i dont think i should do that t b h
>>7466955
>Or, they're just gross
Very well, have it your way.
What we say and think about other people speaks volumes about ourselves though. It's always interesting to watch your interactions with others.
>>7466961
sounds more legitimate to me than obsessinng over women's clothes and throwing a hissy fit because people aren't respecting your pronouns. I legitimately wish that the trans community was more composed of people like you.
>>7466967
i think you should do that t b h.
its very cute
>>7466971
kys
>>7466961
>You probably think that makes me not dysphoric enough to be trans or something
Yeah because if you can go a second without hating your appearance then you ain't trans.
>>7466972
no u kys you cuck
>>7466967
But there's only like 4 people in all of Perth
>>7466969
Maybe, but someone who's disgusting stays disgusting, and no matter how much you try to turn this on me, chasers are disgusting people.
>>7466974
>maybe I wont hate myself after I transition
>just find new things to hate myself about
bullshit
>>7466977
I am one of them tho... where abouts are you ??? a-are you a boy ???? o.o
>>7466971
no thanks rly gross its like my family also i would never do something like that
>>7466980
Wut
>>7466983
i like the way you think senpai i got u
>>7466932
Snek?
>>7466965
I wouldn't call 27 (or 24 like me desu) "early" either though, not by any measure
Except perhaps the average age of people who go through the official route, which was well past 35 IIRC
People of that age probably go through the gatekeeping exactly to get an official confirmation of their transness because just self-medding and changing their presentation wouldn't really do much for them at that point
>>7466970
Thanks
HRT literally just makes living day to day much easier, in lots of ways
>>7466983
This is pretty rare, like super rare.
SoR, how about you?
I am a boy.
IM GONNA GO SLEEP GN THREAD im RLY tired and drunk
>>7466991
Nini kit
>>7466987
literally /who/
im just here for kis
You should all buy kigurumis with big tails
whenever you get horny or drunk you can just sit on it or grind a bit on this huge kinda soft cock shaped thing and nobody will notice, it's real nice.
>>7466990
Leave Kit alone you fucking chaser.
>>7466978
>Maybe, but someone who's disgusting stays disgusting, and no matter how much you try to turn this on me, chasers are disgusting people.
Yes, I agree, the archetypal chaser does not paint a very flattering picture: selfish, opportunistic, overweight, emotionally stunted, petty, sly, etc.
>disgusting people
Very emotive language. I'm making a note of this.
>>7466995
Then you don't get one you chaser!
>>7467002
but im not a chaser ;_____;
>>7466989
>People of that age probably go through the gatekeeping exactly to get an official confirmation of their transness
Not true at all, they do it because they are dumb old middle age men with beer guts who cant into the internet so they literally ask their general physician to set everything up. I only got legit confirmation because it made my name and marker change super fucking easy and my insurance covers everything with a diagnosis.
>>7466978
And you aren't disgusting?
>>7467005
Hey Kayla I heard through the grapevine that you have some sort of advice or something regarding boob rubbin'.
>>7467003
Are you a girl?
Then kisse is okay
>>7466997
I want this one but im not dropping $80 large on a red onesie with some green felt I could get at a craft and costume store for all of $19 bucks
>>7467009
sertii isn't disgusting because she has standards
>>7467013
maybe
>>7467005
Im scared because you were stronger than me at repressing
>>7466999
I'm just introducing myself to a fellow Perthian is all, friend.
>>7467021
You are a pervert, which makes you disgusting too
>>7467031
[citation needed]
mean
>>7467007
Kigu.co.uk ships to all of Europe and North America, and they have an xl size for people who are 6' or taller.
The only problem is that their shipping is stupidly expensive.
>>7467010
That looks more like agp crossdressing power rangers than a kigu desu
>>7467014
Cuuute :3
I'm also a fan of Yuri Yuri btw, while I prefer guys I would also die for a Yui gf
>>7467007
>>if you strongly dislike certain people it must be you projecting your own insecurities and self-hate on them!
Oh Sertii, I thought you were beyond these reductive rebuttals that lack any context.
Never mind. At least we'll have something to work on in the new year.
>>7467011
Aveeno lotion and do the breast milk massage. Mine are symmetrical and have no stretch marks due in part to proper prep for growth.
>>7467033
"Perverts are disgusting."
are chasers all we have? are there any chance of them being ok?
>>7467051
just get a transgirl gf.
>>7467029
EVANGELINE
>>7467051
No, thats just what they want you to believe.
>>7467054
what if you want a bf though
>>7467051
Kayla's chaser hasn't raped and murdered her yet so maybe.
>>7467034
uwu hi frangi! How come you didn't post all afternoon? ;_;
>>7467060
Chasers want you to believe that they are all you have
>>7466794
>>showing sexual interest in complete strangers isn't creepy
Do you go outside at all? Like into clubs and stuff?
the only reason people go there is to have fun aka get drunk and fug
>>7467051
You've been talking to me a little bit Eva, I'm not *that* bad am I?
>>7467054
>just get a transgirl gf.
this, she'll be happier in the long run this way
someone like snickerdoodle maybe
The bermuda triangle is haunted by the souls of 2 million niggers who were thrown there during the atlantic slave trade and thats why people go missing there all the time.
>>7467051
Several people here have normal bfs/gfs. Chasers just want you to think we have no choices.
>>7467049
Me? I'm not who you think.
And you say perverted things all the time.
>>7467075
what if you're too AGP to be with a girl
especially a trans one, who's wary of chasers and stuff
Maybe if I found another AGP tran though
>>7467065
heya! i felt kinda icky today after accidentally insulting shakira and another trip by saying guatemala was in mexico and stuff after misreading a google search on it.. idk. i was embarassed
also dysphoria kinda struck when i was looking for a thick sweater at the mall today
anyways.. good to see you!
>>7467085
idk how it's works
>>7467025
Why are you here? We love kit she is to be protected
>>7467051
just get with a normal boy, plenty of normal guys are open minded and accept trans girls and they aren't disgusting betas with 0 confidence.
>>7466065
h-hi everyone
>>7467088
I'm the one that's always been here for you Eva <3
>>7467095
>heya! i felt kinda icky today after accidentally insulting shakira and another trip by saying guatemala was in mexico and stuff after misreading a google search on it..
are you sure you don't mean sass instead of shakira?
because if it was sass, it's perfectly okay to insult her
>>7467106
I wish I had a kotatsu too
ur lucky
hi
>>7467103
>tfw was a beta male
>tfw now look down on beta males
Am I a bad person?
>>7467101
It's almost 3am, where else am I going to be?
I promise I won't hurt Kit
>>7467119
Yeah
>>7467114
No, im almost certain it was shakira. doesnt matter much though, shouldnt have made that mistake.
But i was talking to another trip whos name i forgot. She moved from italy to guatemala, and it was late at night so i google searched the place and saw the word mexico somewhere so I connected the (wrong) dots and shakira came to her rescue. I then deleted my post, breaking my promise to sertii so i felt too embarassed to post for some time today..
>>7467119
>Am I a bad person?
yes, but not for that reason
it's natural to feel a kind of revulsion towards passive, weak men
>>7467120
Are you a tranny? Are you looking for one?
>>7467128
there's plenty of good guys, I've known a few
>>7467089
No, i just say kinky things, thats hardly the same as being a pervert
>>7467116
The lack of back support kinda makes it less comfy imo
>>7467119
No, i was slightly beta but realized it was because I wasn't even a guy and was permanently depressed, actual betas and fatsos are literally putting in 0 effort into getting what they want. If they complain about shit i instantly look down on them.
>>7467119
yeah I can understand not improving yourself as a man if you're trans (or AGP or whatever) but if you're just a normal dude who wants to get with girls theres's not many excuses not to get ripped and some manly hobbies
>>7467129
>make mistake
>everybody gangs up on you
>panic.exe
>close all 4chan tabs as my cheeks begin to burn red with shame
It's okay, I know that feel too.
>>7467137
I don't see the difference.
>>7467132
I already said I'm a boy.
I'm just looking to say hi to someone from Perth...
Is there something wrong with me, friend?
>>7467137
it's not so much that they're beta but that they have 0 ambition, that one beta trait is the worst and why they're so detestable imo
>>7467144
you have to ask for permission first before saying hi to kit and you may only talk to her in anon's presence. she is still a young and impressionable girl and not allowed to talk to boys unsupervised.
>>7467081
vengeful and warlike even in death
>>7467146
No, not having ambitions is fine i think, the worst are those who have an ambition but then complain when it doesnt fall in their lap.
eva pass me a piece of candy
>>7467128
I....I..I thought I was a little bit different and you...noticed me
>>7467159
>>7467162
it's hard to identify with anons, tell me what you posted at me yesterday
>>7467162
eva doesn't belong to you, anon. it's time to leave her alone
>>7467156
>"you have to work at it!"
The reality is that most successful people got handed the opportunity on a plate. Seld-made people exist but are in the minority, it's usually all connections and daddy's money
>>7467141
The two wiki pages form an accurate picture of the difference imo
>tfw paying with €1 and 3 coupons for a vidya gaem
feels good (wo)man
>>7467095
Aww don't feel bad about such little things, it's not an important fact anyway and Donald Trump probably thinks the same :)
Hope you're feeling better now <3
>>7467170
Sounds like a lead-on to:
>so it's better not to try
Which would be bollocks.
>>7467170
>The reality is that most successful people got handed the opportunity on a plate. Seld-made people exist but are in the minority, it's usually all connections and daddy's money
to be fair, those sorts of families promote discipline and learning andearned their money through generations of hard work, so there's nothing wrong with them growing up privileged
they mostly deserve all their wealth
>>7467165
Well, I said I'd rub your tummy you made feel ill from eating too much and I'd be there for you.
And before that when you were a bit upset, I told you I believed in you. (:
>>7467170
Im talking more about basic human interaction. Like "i want a cute gf" and doesnt bother to lose some of his 250 pounds. Obviously getting a very successful job is dependent on a lot of factors.
>>7467177
I- yeah.. I want to show everyone equal respect and it felt like I betrayed theirs by saying that.. idk. It's a known fact I obsess over small things I do/say
thanks a lot btw <3
hugg
Wish you were here
>>7467153
Young and impressionable? I'm not going to get in trouble am I?...Should she be up this late?!
I'm only going to say hi and stuff...for now
>>7467183
oh so that's you, it would be easier if you had a trip you know
Why haven't you have sex?
>>7467186
I know, but you should try and feel better about yourself! If people get cranky while you mean well it's their loss, not yours.
Cudd qt
>>7467195
because they keep turning me down anon
>>7467190
there is no universe where you will touch a woman
>>7467189
post chickenlegs
>>7467195
waiting for marriage
>>7467200
I'm not going to show stuff unless I'm told to by someone else :^)
>>7467195
Because i feel gross about my body and never wanted to.
>>7467204
are you anna or anna?
>>7467168
when are you going to confess to her?
>>7467176
>mfw paying for two €3 bags of liquorice with a €200 note in Amsterdam
You should have seen the look the cashier's face - I was sure she was going to reject the sale.
The best part? I even had a couple of €10s on me. Literally felt like the Joker as she was handing me back my change.
>tfw ate too much Christmas food
>tfw tummy ache
:(
>>7467212
iktf, all candy though ;_;
>>7467206
I'm new Anna. Old Anna goes by "Anne." now I think.
How many chasers here have had trans/AGP feelings?
Did you know that other transgirls are way more attractive to us than subpar beta guys?
>>7467190
no she shouldn't. she's been sent to her bed now and you'll get in trouble if i find you two standing closer together than an arms reach!
>>7467195
i don't like 3D human beings
>>7467217
aww
nvm sorry
>>7467212
>tfw still losing weight
>tfw ahead of schedule
:)
>>7467195
because i didn't think about sex before transitioning and now i think a lot about it but don't have anyone to fuck me ;_;
>>7467196
Thanks a lot for this <3
cudd & hugg
>>7467209
Absolute mad(wo)man.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11960159
>>7467195
so many reasons
>>7467195
but I did this morning just a few hours ago?
>>7467233
You deserve it bby
for chasers who want to hang out with transgirls ONLY
http://www.strawpoll.me/11734536
>>7467209
>€200 note
I've seen one of those since the introduction of the euro, why'd you have one?
>>7467230
here here sister
>>7467191
It would be, but I'm not sure if I should have one.
I mean, I'm a boy and I'm going to stay as a boy...don't think I deserve to trip really.
I'm sure you'll notice me or say hi some other way to me
>>7467239
>///<
>>7467226
I bet money a tranny wrote that.
>>7467246
it's easier to get attached to a name you know
>>7467195
With women - too beta
With men - too fat
>>7467248
uwu
Good afternoon, /mtfg/.
I've been ruminating, and I have a question for y'all. Is there any part of your old identity you feel reluctant to discard?
>>7467242
>I've seen one of those since the introduction of the euro, why'd you have one?
I'm from the UK and I was on holiday in Amsterdam for a week. When I exchanged some currency from pounds to euros, it was mostly in €200s and €500s and I needed to break them into change.
>>7467259
the penis
>>7467259
I don't have an old identity
I'm just plain old me
>>7467251
i'm like 300% sure it was a tranny, closeted or not.
>>7467259
I'm not going to discard parts of my personality to conform to norms
>>7467259
none. he wasn't a real person but just a character with no real interests other than what he thought guys should do not things he actually liked
>>7466282
what happened to her?
>>7467259
The penis. I don't want a fake vagina.
>>7467254
Oh I know it is, I think I might be attached to one.
It doesn't seem fair though to use a name being a ch...cha...you know one of them and all
>>7467263
>it was mostly in €200s and €500s and I needed to break them into change.
Damn, I'm really surprised they gave it to you like that. I'm sure I'd be rejected if I ever tried to use anything above a €50.
>>7467276
same.
>tfw no genital dysphoria
>>7467259
Im not sure :/
I'm not dysphoric but i'm still here.
Do I just leave.. or?
>>7467259
i don't like how women speak, it'll be frustrating to leave behind my timid monotone voice
>>7467279
idk maybe just add a extra s at the end of anonymous
>>7467280
They can reject €200 and €500 notes but not €100 ones I think. At least in the Netherlands
>>7467259
i don't like showing any emotions besides smiling so i'm probably going to keep that behavior.
>>7467259
No, my old identity was a girl that looked like a boy, now it's just a girl
ok "guys" its time for some self-reflection
>>7467291
Am I a chaser?
>>7467280
>Damn, I'm really surprised they gave it to you like that. I'm sure I'd be rejected if I ever tried to use anything above a €50.
We don't even really use £50 notes here in the UK (they exist, but they're very rare in general circulation, the highest denominaton most people use is a £20).
They probably just noticed I was a moral, upright, stand-up kinda guy. That cashier did look pretty pissed off though.
>>7467171
Which wiki pages?
>>7467259
Weirdly enough, I'd say my name. I find it hard to think of myself with a new name and to come up with one ;-;
send help
>>7467297
As queer as a 9 pound note amirite
>>7467300
>not calling yourself Janet as a meme
>>7467300
same
changing my name makes me feel as if i was trying to become someone else when i'm just trying to fix my body and voice
>>7467259
Yeah the whole STEM thing. I don't think it fits with the new less-square me but it seems to be what im best at so idk. Also I used to be straight edge, while I welcome drugs and alcohol for making me more sociable obviously straight edge was healthier.
>>7467281
>tfw never have to do fake stuff like pic
5 months and i've just reached b-cups. hrt is magic :3
>>7467300
i felt the same until i thought about going with what my mom would've named me if i was born a girl. it felt like it fit
>>7467313
the guide is for crossdressers I think
>>7467299
For kink and perversion
>>7467315
>tfw aunt's dog is named what would have been my female name
It's ruff
i miss bully chara
>Look at ex's facebook
>the trans flag is on his background wall thing
I DONT GET GET IT
>>7467327
>isla will never call you daddy everytime you pound that boi-pucci
>take a nap with bf
>he sets the timer for 1 hour
>alarm wakes me up
>hes already awake
>tells me: "i added an extra 30 mins to the timer, you looked to sleepy to wake up"
Ghaaaaaa hes to cute imma die from his cuteness
>>7467300
francesca, then we can call you franny for short
>>7467281
I remember stuff like that being done to me to give a bust for photo shoots. Thing is I had less bust to start with. You do need a bit of fat to push around.
>>7467310
i dont understand?
explain pls
>>7467311
and using the feminine version of my name just sounds fake :c
i wish i could just come up with a name that would totally fit me
>>7467315
i wish my mom thought about this ;-;
I do have 3 names so maybe i could look at the feminine versions of those.
>>7467334
Ill keep this one in mind! thanks!
dont remove the r though~
>>7467332
>she also has that muscular thingy where ahes weak
I wnna be made to feel weak ._.
>>7467333
Nyoron
>>7467331
oryx, is it true you're meeting up with a chaser you met in this thread?
>>7467341
You know, the belgian slur for fags?
>>7467341
>explain pls
aren't you flemish? "janet" means "faggot"
though it's also a popular female name in other countries
>>7467346
is it Bjorfist?
>>7467341
The first two names I tried didn't stick.
Oryx tell me your favorite comics plos
>>7467354
your current name is pretty cool
>>7467343
We are babysitting his nephew tommorow
Im looking forward to it soo much
all my names are biblical names
>>7467345
I thought she was meeting up with /pol/-kun
>>7467360
>I like you better when you're being nice
don't be such a bjorgfist
>>7467360
you'll learn to love it bjorgfag ;)
I hate working with a hangover
>>7467357
Thank you. It's inspired by witch house.
I meant my name IRL though. I change my name here roughly every month.
>>7467371
>witch house
can u b my friend bls
Is it really okay for everyone to be able to see your bra? It feels kinda weird. I'm wearing an undershirt and a t-shirt over it but they're both thin and white (like me hahaha) so you can totally see it. But nobody said anything about it at work...
I'm so fucking bored it's unbelievable, someone post tunes please!
>>7467376
no, though it means that you are a slut
>>7467371
But your name here is just squares??
>>7467377
https://youtu.be/xcyfPXF770U
>>7467377
https://youtu.be/SK9iyQJuFGg
>>7467372
I don't actually listen to witch house. I just like the aesthetics. I'm a huge poser.
>>7467333
Thats really cute ngl
Are you cute yet /mtfg/?
>>7467380
Yes. I was trying to evoke a censor bar specifically. It works better in my name field.
>>7467382
Well, rest assured that it's not as experimental but still pretty cool.
>>7467377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJJ_zmDWGqc
>>7467377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdsmuElafSY
>>7467378
pol-kun is cute!
>>7467382
W-wow wtf? :(
>>7467377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSyilZQBizM&list=PLmy2uWCPnJLKwapYK9MDXzw-NZUzPR-3n&index=5
>>7467389
never going to be. but i have boobs.
>>7467394
trip on, /pol/-kun.
so /pol/-kun likes playing hard to get
>>7467402
You're cute in personality at least!
>>7467386
I dont deserve him, im not comppaining tho
>>7467389
Im cuteish by boy standards, does that count?
>>7467281
>forever a skelly
>>7467402
You can show me some cool witch house if you want. But later though because I'm really tired and listening to a talk show.
>>7467407
Why are you being so mean?
>>7467404
I should take a leaf out of his book
>>7467407
Genius.
>>7467406
I think u do, youre both cute :3
Tfw u need to post pics for constant validation but mtfg doesn't give you enough (you)s these days
>>7467417
Hmm alright
I'm kinda sad now desu
>tfw your family starts using your girl name
that was probably the best part of yesterday i guess my old name was too much of a meme to take serously. changing it was a good decision
>>7467420
never forget
>>7467389
no
i'm trying to figure out the secret to cuteness
>>7467422
why? whats wrong?
>>7467424
THATS MY CAR
>>7467389
The hugbox is finally over, in video chat Neptune said I need FFS so no I'm not cute.
>>7467428
Shhhh youre plenty cute
mmmmh I wanna make music, but I'm too tired to structure the song
I have such a cool idea too
I have to do things with family soon tho
>>7467433
ted cruz??
>>7467432
Can we cuddle?~
>>7467421
I like your eyes a lot alresdy and they're pretty important so I think you're set
>>7467431
You were being mean :(
>>7467383
Listened to the whole thing, that was great, thanks!
onto the next!
just the kind of thing i need on my mp3 player
>>7467438
Do you play an instrument?
>>7467442
dont take it personally i was just talking the piss yknow
>>7466065
>tranny
>mama
Ehhhhhhhh...
>>7467448
>anna can't even handle the tiniest microbant
red flag desu
>>7467389
idk i get told im pretty alot irl by cis women at least
Here, have a free >>7467449 on me
>>7467449
I kinda want to get in on linux soon...
>>7467455
tis the autism talking, then again im clueless so it's fine
about works out
>>7467423
I'm proud of you cloe, good job!
>>7467392
Kek, wasn't expecting that. Fun though
>>7467446
used to
It's been so long now that I'd consider myself wholly incompetent at anything but drum programming
>>7467466
lmao kek roflcopter lol
>have bad acid reflux
>almost every spirit makes it flare up like crazy
>wine too
>beer is mostly okay, but i don't like it
>mead is smooth and doesn't trigger it at all, but it's expensive and i feel like a fedora lord buying it
REEEEEE
>>7467460
Bf convinced me to
Never used it before
>>7467475
Fuck off
>>7467476
Being a tranny and all, fedora is the worst of your worries.
>>7467480
oh love you anna, does it seriously bother you? i'll stop if it does
>>7467471
So you into that electronic kinda stuff?
>>7467482
Id do it but im a guy and it'd taint the thread
I have a gig tonight. Nearly time for soundcheck wish me luck ;~;
>>7467389
No
>>7467480
when will you marry me
>>7467491
>gay marriage
No
>>7467489
>I have a gig tonight
i read this as "have a gag tonight" and something lewd popped into my mind
Test
>>7467485
yeah
I have ideas for speedcore/hardcore punk hybrid stuff, but all I'm decent at writing is breakcore
>>7467489
Good luck lad!
>>7467489
Good luck Basic!!
Oh I was in Wales today by way. Welsh is Funny
>>7467494
ballgag?
>>7467476
who else here /straightedge/
>>7467492
who said i was gay
>>7467504
what does that mean
>>7467504
I drink a little bit on occasion but no drugs does that count?
One of you lazy hons needs to make a new thread, us passers are too busy
>>7467504
i used to be able to say this, but i broke my 8 month dry streak yesterday
too much alcohol around me
>>7467508
>when she poste cute smileys
uwu
>>7467504
I hate the term straightedge, it's edgy, but I don't drink or do drugs.
>>7467508
Excellent
Thank you, Fran c;
>>7467509
good enuf
>>7467457
you're definitely pretty
>>7466320
was actually thinking this today, but pepsi max is better than bebsi
10 pce. for $10 toosdee