/mtfg/ - Male to Christmas General

Merry Christmas

Santa didn't make me cis for Christmas

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anyone live in Malaysia?

I love you :3

>>7462039
I...I...I love you too frani~

I've waited so long for you to finally say it <3 I'm so happy right now

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>>7462041

>>7462020
>Is it better to take the pills at the right time or wait two or three hours for finishing dinner?
Dinner will be in >2two hours and med time in 50 minutes *,*

>>7462034
Santa didn't make dead for Christmas

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>tfw kale avocado salad with grilled cheese croutons.
Yummy!

>>7462034
>Santa didn't get me Elanna for Christmas
;~;

Merry Christmas mtfg!
>tfw not sure whether to go to your gf's family's Christmas thing or your estranged extended family's

>>7462041
uwu
gimme a big hug you goofball

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How did everyone's Christmas go? I just got done opening gifts with my immediate family. Got some neato stuff, new earbuds, a Das Keyboard 4 (Blue switches tho, gotta get used to that but I think I can live with the difference to browns), a TON of nailpolish, a necklace from my step sis, and of course some chocolate and giftcards and stuff
I think I might order some fancy keycaps for this board, since it's a standard layout as opposed to my old K70.
Pretty happy with this year, lotta meaningful and useful gifts

>>7462051
Go to the first one.

>>7462051
Estranged in the house and no celebration and no presents! YAY!

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Got molested by a family member last night at the Christmas party. I feel ill. Also feeling like feminism might be kinda right.

>>7462051
doesn't bexe's family hate both of you tho?

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My ex and I have a strange relationship...

it feels really nice when people call me cute but really bad when they say mean (but true) things

>>7462054
i want to get drunk, but i have too many food in me and i'll only end up feeling sick if try

plus, it's not very efficient to get drunk when you're stuffed

>>7462057
feminism is on the right side of things, but too many idiotic people pretend to represent it.
like that girl sperging over a hawaiian bobble head.

>>7462042
:3

>>7462052
I'ma cuddle the heck into you~

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>>7462054
Nice gifts, mine went well and I got pic related, both the gun and the keffiyeh she's on.

>>7462060
Wait arent you lesbian?

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>>7462060
He just knows you so well.

>>7462057
What happened? We got your back sis!

>>7462063
Right side of things how.

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>>7462065
That's very very nice anon, lucky you ~
Gonna go take 'er out shooting?

>>7462064
:3c

>>7462054
I got super cute pajamas, gift cards, a cute top and jeans, and TONS of different earrings, like 8 different pairs.

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i got socks for christmas and hand creme from a nice korean brand
im super happy with it!

>>7462065
that keffiyeh looks beautiful! Can we get a better pic?

>>7462071
I meant it as in not fully 100% always right on everything, but the topic they touch aren't super secret stuff that you couldn't ever see for yourself, and they can be aproached in tame ways that only want equality within a feminist mindset if you aren't a sperg.

>>7462073
Eventually! The nearest range is a ways away, unfortunately and I don't have any hearing protection.

>>7462070
Pls don't respond to Kayler. He gets all weird.

>>7462078
Such as

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>trans timelines
>hrt
so wait literally anyone can take pills to grow breasts and look like a girl?
wtf why wasnt I told about this

>>7462065
If i had a gun i would put it behind my ear and squeeze. Must be nice to be rich and pretty enough to get a gun and survive more than a minute.

>>7462070
Cousin grabbed me and squeezed my boobs.

I got for christmas a ton of of cool videos from my youtube husbandos!

>>7462080
Kayla posts are awesum af!

:3

>>7462066
she only likes me for my penis

>>7462057
Topkek

This is why transition is vad

>>7462083
Fucking asshole. What did you do?

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>>7462065
>tfw Canadian

>>7462086
Getting groped by a guy i didn't want to grope me wasn't awesome.

>>7462077
>Frani in cute socks
Be still my beating heart...and throbbing um...soul?

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>>7462078
Sure, one second.
>>7462083
>implying I'm rich OR pretty
I just don't wanna die.
>>7462090
There there, I'm sure Trump will annex Canada soon.

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Happy Christmas girls!!!!!

I hope you're all having a wonderful day.

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>>7462066
No..
I'm a straight girl in a borderline lesbian relationship

>>7462069
Yeah ;_;
Best Christmas gift I could ask for

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>>7462091
But you're a strong alpha male. Show him whos boss

>>7462081
Pay inequality (just because it's not universal doesn't mean it doesn't happen), proper time to deal with pregnancy and birth (equality implies particular actions for particular situations, not the same for everyone), easier abortion for justified cases (you can not agree with this one, and which justifications are valid also ranges), less men being okay with openly being horndogs (again, it's not a black or white thing and they are free to think what they want and share it with friends, but not openly in the streets as if it were okay), less memes about the differences between men and women that aren't based on biology.
It's not revolutionary stuff.

>>7462089
I just stood there with a horrified expression and then told my mom. She said not to make ripples and that i probably will never see the guy again.

>>7462095
you too basic :3
do you have any plans?
>>7462082
yeah it's great

>>7462099
Kayla's mom always delivering what's expected!

>>7462099
Why didn't you slap him?

>>7462091
I know bby, my post wasn't written as a comment on your experince but as a retort to the shitlord who misgendered you.

See this post. >>7462089

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>>7462098

>>7462102
Like letting him get away with it, fucking rape enabler

>>7462082
she looks like a butch les in the before pic so that one isn't really impressive

>>7462107
in all the best timelines they already looked like a butch lesbian or ftm ;_;

>>7462090
you can still get a rifle or a shotgun you just need to take a class that takes like 4 hours

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>>7462078
There, it looks a bit washed out because of the sunlight. I have one in the shade that's slightly less washed out.

>>7462103
Because then i would have A.) Been slapped harder B.) Punched C.) Been made out to be the one who started it

And i can't believe i used to say rape didn't mean anything

>>7462116
Stand up for yourself

>>7462116
Getting your boobs squeezed isn't that bad

>>7462099
What a fucking asshole! Your mom just enables sexist behavior in telling you to keep calm and accept your abuse.

Maybe that's the way she dealt with abuse on herself.

Next time (men will be like this) be firm and tell the person that what he did was disrispectful and you will not tolerate to be sexually molested. And shout it out, so the faggot will btfo

Who /santahat/ here?
It's a fucking dope hat ngl.

>>7462120
She's obviously joking.

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CHOOSE YOUR BF

Christmas edition

>>7462120
It feels horrible to be felt up when its completely un agreed to. When my bf does it it's hot because we agreed to have free reign over eachothers bodies, so i can rub his sexy ass or arms or rub his cock through his jeans as we make out and he can slap my butt and rub on me whenever, but when its a family member or a stranger then fuck off of me.

>>7462126
Wait you were serious? You can't obviously be this upset over someone diddling with you a little.

>>7462127
>You can't obviously be this upset over someone diddling with you a little.
t. someone with no concept of empathy

>>7462125
white looks the most friendly

>>7462129
I have plenty of empathy for people with real problems. Not this ridiculous SJW shit LOL

>>7462125
these are bad

>>7462126
You should have smashed his balls. How could he even do that, why were you alone together?

>>7462130
So you would put your lips on that?

>Oh no a guy touched me

Kayla. Melly tells me you're really shy. Stand up for yourself

>>7462131
I'm not an sjw lol, I'm just saying being groped sucks.

>>7462133
Why?

>>7462137
You should be grateful if anything. You need all the attention you can get.

>>7462044
Herro peoples blis answer

>>7462135
?

>>7462131
>SJW bullshit lol
Don't you have a fedora rally to go to and cheer the KKK and Trump?

Kayla it's perfectly fine and normal for you to be distressed about getting groped don't listen to the edgy fucks here

also the people blaming you and saying you should have fought him are dumbass garbage too

>>7462138
they're not good men

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>THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GROPED WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, JUST GET OVER IT
I want /r9k/ and /pol/ to leave.

>>7462113
Do you know where to cop?

>>7462140
Always before food

>>7462143
Are you retarded? I asked if you would kiss him.
>>7462146
That's so incredibly offensive. Not everyone in the real world is a model.

>>7462147
There's something wrong with being groped if you're a real woman. If you're trans then I honestly don't see the problem. You should be leaping with joy that someone wanted to touch you.

>>7462148
Do you mean crop?

>>7462136
I know im super shy. Trying to work on it.

>>7462144
No, Trump won already. No need to rally ;)

>>7462147
I know, these fucking idiots who think that their dating sims are real life.

>>7462151
yes and no

>>7462155
kayla what did you get for christmas?

>>7462152
I used to say the same thing.

>>7462148
OH, you meant where to buy, yeah you can get them here: https://www.kufiya.org/

>>7462158
Can you fuck off please, you're the shittiest trip here and no one likes you

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>>7462145
This desu, like I don't even know how anyone wouldn't just freeze up and be like what.

>>7462046
Pretty name

>>7462039
Y-you too

>>7462150
Wat hrtgen told me the opposite

>>7462165
>pretty name
It sounds like something a retard would say when they choke on their pudding

>>7462156
Pilgrimage to russia to thank Putin for stealing the elections then?

>>7462162
>>7462162
Neat. I might get one like yours if you don't mind. Looks really nice

>>7462166
MTFG or HRTgen aren't doctors or pharmacologists, so any answer you get will be meaningless

>>7462169
You do know you pronounce 'bh' as a v in Celtic languages right?

>>7462156
It's Christmas, keep that outta here for one day

>>7462172
Yeah. He really did us a solid.

>>7462129
t. Someone who realizes Kayla lies about everything and no one goes on to write erotic lit in the same post as the one they're talking about abuse in

>>7462163
Shut up whiny faggot. No one gives a fuck about your opinions and your autist tier ranks of trips that you masturbate to daily.

>>7462176
Why would I care about celtic languages?

orite darlins

>>7462178
>Did us a solid
>Thinking Trumo and Putin are equals
More like owns your puppet president.
LMAO.

>>7462177
Christmas is probably the most important time to mess with trannies heads right after valentine's day

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transition timelines are the work of they devil

How can you perform such self harm

>>7462183
In this case because it's an Irish name and it's pronounced differently than what you thought, so your entire opinion on how pretty the name is is retarded.

>>7462147
I don't care but that's probably because I'm ugly rn

>wake up
>gf asleep
>qq
>read Kaylas little story
>remember her saying she was glad I was sexually abused for hours by my uncle
>tormented me about it a couple times
>empathy...

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>>7462187
>hate myself too much to take a photo
it's an abstract king of feel

>>7462188
Why would someone have a try-hard name like that anyway, are they that starved for attention?

>>7462187
idk literally everyone I've seen looks better & happier in the end

>>7462185
>>7462181
Too bad we won, must still sting fag ;)

>>7462183
Because it's how you actually say the name.
Do you say bee- jork or bee-yurk?
>>7462195
>everyone lives in burgerstan

>>7462190
You're right. But what can we do? Should we turn our back on her? Try to support her?

>>7462155
=]

>>7462145
Hey fuck face. Its cowardly to talk behind ones back and call someone a rapist. Stand up for yourself you spineless wretch

>>7462196
Why do they kill themselves then?

>>7462195
I'd imagine they're Irish, which is a pretty good reason to have an Irish name.

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>>7462190
What is your caloric intake?

>>7462202
Leprachuan

>>7462198
I say beejork

>>7462199
Simple, decry the /r9k/ and /pol/ elements saying being groped is nothing, and either say she deserved it if you're spiteful or offer your sympathies if you want to forgive her.

>>7462202
murry christmas anna

>>7462202
The Irish accent is pretty hideous, I hope they don't feel the need to speak around me

>>7462197
>Won
Lmao, you must be one of those faggots that everytime someone beats them up daddy would show up and defend them and afterwards thoight you defeated your bully. LMAO

It's not so bad being a puppet state, Russia has lots of them around the world.

>>7462206
Merry Christmas you bully!

>>7462203
>tfw no Dutch name

>>7462199
Listen all I can say is >>7462180
Has a good point, she lies for sympathy and attention that she doesn't get in real life, I wasn't thinking about anything sexual for months after mine, broke up with my gf at that time, and I don't know any woman that would be writing erot lit in the same sentence tbqh

>wake up
>gf(male) asleep
>dutch oven that bitch
>she leaves
>read kayla getting mad over nothing
>remember her saying she was glad I was sexually abused for hours by my uncle
>tormented me about it a couple times
>jerk off

>>7462208
>accent
Sure, but I think the language is pretty nice.
American accents are also usually pretty shit, literally the only good accent in the USA is a southern one

>>7462190
Since you have such a nicer life than me i still could care less about your experience. If you didn't pass and were poor like me then it would be different

>>7462196
That's why it's scary
They have been brainwashed. Happiness is actually evil

>>7462209
tl;dr stop replying you LOST lol ;)

>>7462204
I thought it was yurk or yurfk

>>7462203
I tend to not eat and then have one 1000+ calorie meal, weekends I have 2 meals like that because I have to socialie

>>7462208
>The Irish accent is pretty hideous
Which one?

>>7462205
>decry
>leeel im so soffisticatted xDDD

>>7462211
You're right. My sexualiy is fucked up to the point that I only meme post the most fucked up things I can imagine because I feel disgusting and unworthy of love years after my abuse.

>>7462220
All of them, all of them are shit
>there's so many ur ignorant!!!
literally who cares about the different irish accents, they are just going to sound the exact same to someone who isn't irish

>>7462222
What would you have preferred I use? Denounce? Chastise? Shame? Tell them to fuck off?

>>7462219
Hmm. Luck and Death

>>7462210
Anna! *:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*

>>7462210
stop bullying pam

i posted a picture to snapchat for the first time in forever and i realized i look the exact same :|
maybe one day i can be proud about passing or something ;_;

>>7462226
The last one.

>>7462211
I was differentiating my veiw of consensual touching you fucking plastic fake bitch.

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>>7462228
You forgot the varg pic

>>7462223
>boo hoo imma victim waah waah
>m-muh abuse
Grow up

>>7462217
>Tries to pull some weak ass grade school meme divertment technique.
You forgot to post your faggot racist frog. LMAO

>>7462227
That's some big biceps!

>>7462228
Pam bullied me tons so I just call her out on it

>>7462236
;)

>>7462237
They are big because she has the Y chromosome which promotes muscle mass

byurk byork byark

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>>7462246
Bjorg?

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what are some good avenues to meeting mtf-interested guys online?
they all end up wanting sex, and it devolves to nudes and makes me feel sad. ):
pic related, me

>>7462055
Your vote has been counted, thank you for your contribution
>>7462056
Huh?
>>7462058
Nah, that's my parents
Bexe's just... refused to help us in any way when we suddenly became homeless. So neither's very good desu
My parents won't be at my extended family's thing so I'm kind of considering doing that to see if they're nice

>>7462083
Hey people do that to me as a guy. I guess it's worse in girlmode though. Had my ass and tits grabbed. It's why I quit my last job.

>>7462235
Shouldn't you be watching your WWE muscley faggot dramas to learn about how to me a tough macho man?
LMAO

>>7462241
;)

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>watching tv about nutcracker
>remember wanting to dance a long time ago

._.

>>7462233
Kayla pls dont

>>7462237
How are you?

>>7462252
Hmm

>>7462250
chasers only want sex more at 11

>>7462250
There's plenty of guys here from /pol/ and /r9k/ looking for dates

>>7462246
Stealing this for a new tripname

>>7462233
>I was having explicit sexual thoughts of my boyfriend right after a traumatic sexual assault that hasn't led me to empathize with assault vctims
>>7462223
Like I can literally feel the pain she went through in the way she posts this, I'm sorry for her, I know what she's talking about

(Sorry for reminding you of it spazz >.<)

>>7462250
I met my bf here and our relationship isn't built on sex

>>7462255
Even chasers don't want the black ones

>>7462262
he has to sleep sometime

>>7462256
Some robots are super qt and are okay with autismos like me

>>7462263
just fuck my shit up f.am

>>7462250
>>7462255
I'm a straight cis guy and I want lots of cuddles....

>>7462258
>Sorry for reminding you of it spazz >.<
HEYHEY HEY, you didn't include a trigger warning before your post, shitlord

now he has to cry in the shower for an hour because his uncle tickled his butthole

>>7462256
>implying they'd want to be seen in public with us

>>7462269
shakira, how is/was your christmas
compared to any other day

>tfw someone bought you a maroon crew neck jumper and now you look like a slam poet
Mixed feelings desu

>>7462271
FUCK OFF CHASER

>>7462251
If both your families are shit, why visit them at all?
I know it's Christmas and all, but still. If you won't enjoy it, fuck 'em

>>7462254
I'm alright, kinda sad. What about you?

>>7462274
im at the christmas table rn getting fucked up on bacardi

>>7462273
That's just something you have to deal with. If you don't pass then you don't deserve to be his woman in public.

>>7462279
ditto w/ zapain

>>7462279
Your xmas sounds mad niggerish

>>7462277
This tv program is making me dsyphoric lol

>>7462276
But I just want one of these cute girls to love.
You won't miss one...

>>7462275
Love the visual

>>7462258
Actually i wasn't having sexual thoughts of bf when i described my feels. And yes i still feel gross and horrible about last night.

So wait

Kayla didn't get groped and made that whole thing up? Wow what a loser

>>7462287
What're you watching? I should rewatch Peep Show it's top comfy

>>7462282
I get the feeling passing wouldn't make them any more likely to be seen in public with us.

I'm enjoying this story arc
It'll probably end badly, it always does

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>>7462257
hope you enjoy it c:
its my christmas present for you

>>7462247
only if u want it to be that
i was talking about björk

>>7462288
tgirls don't want guys like you

tgirls want to fool a man into sleeping with them
then they either get brutalized or they get embraced
either way they will end up with a chaser

>>7462099
I would give him hell. How can you do that to a relative, distant or no? After I get on hrt no one touches this unless they want broken fingers lol.

>>7462277
Well I'm not going to see my parents because they're shit, Bexe's are probably going to give us christmas money, and my estranged extended family actually offered to help. I'm semi-out to my cousin, but I'm not sure how any of them feel about trannies. Could go either way?

>>7462290
I did get groped

>>7462294
Well, maybe you can just be a housewife then. They can't risk tarnishing their good name by being caught with a tranny. Remember when all the tabloids chewed up Eddie Murphy when he was with a tranny once.

>>7462296
How about I björk you? ;3

>>7462293
About Nutcracker ballet ._.

>>7462303
I beleive you =]

>>7462303
And? The coffee I drank today was kinda nasty, but I'm not here whining about it.

>>7462301
>After I get on hrt no one touches this unless they want broken fingers lol
Wait till you lose your muscle mass. I have no illusions that if i ever tried to fight someone off i would get fucking killed.

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holy fuck I can't find anyone who looked like they were worse off after hormones
getting a bit jelly ngl

Turns out my tall female cissy niece to who I look up to, is studying Speech Therapy

this is gonna come in handy later

>>7462305
A-Anon.. do you mean...?

>>7462311
only a man would think that

>>7462311
All after shots are made with angles, make-up and photoshop

99% will end up disgusting

>>7462273
/pol/ here, I'm probably meeting one of you here in a few weeks - no sex involved.

>>7462312
Well we already love each other, so it's the next step for sure...so yes I do mean....

>>7462314
Well there are no women here m8

>>7462311
hormones will help, but there's a lot more you have to do to pass

>>7462298
This is why I trick trannies by letting the. Think they tricked me

>>7462298
>>7462298
>tfw you will never fool a straight man into sleeping with you who then strangles you when he finds your penis like the dirty degenerate you are

>>7462312
There's nothing magical about speech therapy

Your vocal chords won't change, your sounding cavities won't change. You'll sounds the exact same always. There's surgery to fuck with your chords but there's like a 70% chance you lose your voice.

>>7462315
Whats wrong with makeup?

>>7462296
This is a nice name.
>>7462311
Hii, iam one of em!

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>tfw you left her behind and let her die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ao9-22T3d0

Strangely bitter

>>7462328
>You'll sounds the exact same always
No it works, just takes money and effort.

>>7462324
That's the technique all seasoned chasers use, passed down generation to generation. They know that trannies don't want chasers, so they act straight.

Fun fact:
Your nose and ears will continue to grow throughout your life. This is why older people tend to have large noses and ears.

>>7462335
Hi Kayla, pol anon from yesterday/the last couple of days here. Hope you feel better.

>>7462027
I thought the OP said

"Merry Christmas hon!"

lol

>>7462339
She isn't feeling better, she is crying because someone poked her mantits.

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>>7462319
c-can you take the lead? show me how its done? im kinda new to this

>>7462328
Okay ;-;
thanks for the info!
Going mute would be weird

>>7462330
img

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>can't even be around family since I will ruin it with crying again
at least I got some candy for christmas

>>7462339
the chingford boy?
>>7462337
>tfw nose already half my face

>>7462337
That's why im saving for rhinoplasty

>>7462345
It's your fault for fucking with your family's happiness with your weird fetish

>>7462319
>anon is cheating on eva with frangi
;_;

>>7462345
Hey me too! But I've already eaten half of my chocolate :(

>>7462346
That's me! Had a good Christmas?

>>7462348
not trans but idk if it's that weird to want to see someone you think is cute or beautiful in the mirror

>>7462339
Thanks

>>7462342
It was a full two handed squeeze after i thought i was going in for a hug, melly did the same thing to me when we met, i don't know why everyone wants to touch my boobs irl.

>>7462296
I want everything u say to be about me bby
Bjork is nice though I should still eatch Dancer in the Dark

>>7462302
Good luck <3

>>7462306
Hmm sounds p boring desu

anon? Is that true?!
i donr want to go trough with this if you're cheating on evangeline!

>>7462343
Of course Frani
I'll show you everything you like and even things you didn't know you liked~
That's what I'm here for after all...well that and to cuddle you

>>7462353
I got some peeps and chocolates

>>7462354
yhh im with family in edmonton rn

>>7462359
KRYS-TALS GROW LIKE PL-A-AAANTS
liiisten how they grooowww~
IN THE CORE OF THE EAAARTH
liiisten how they glooooowwww~

>>7462359
Thanks! We're still not sure what we're gonna do desu
I hope Christmas goes well for you

>>7462371
I don't know that one desu

>>7462349
nobody is cheating on eva with anyone, since eva and snickerdoodle are strictly and unambiguously monogamous

>>7462375
crystalline :3

but anyway
hehehe~

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I groped a transgendered cousin at a Christmas gathering last night. AMA

>>7462376
I don't think snickerdoodle likes eva like that

>>7462363
they look fun, but i don't like gelatin

>>7462359
XP

>>7462371
Hmm

>>7462379
did you pop a wing wang cousin earl?

>>7462382
peeps are marshmallow covered in sugar, pretty much sugar sugar and more sugar

Kayla can't be all fucking there, she sounds retarded

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>>7462374
Christmas isn't that big a thing here so I'll be fine. Just my parents around as always.
It's mostly making me sad because I have to be social instead of being on my computer all day :(

>>7462378
>my frangi making plans with anon

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>>7462256
>>7462271
so like, where do i find cute guys like that then?
i pass super well.
i just want to be loved. ):

>>7462360
It's not Frani, don't worry we were made for each other.
Just, you and me <3 ...maybe some fun toys, ropes & blindfolds too

But mostly just you and me~

>>7462386
Just like you if you were a real woman

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>>7462389
N-NO nghh
I-I DIDNT MEAN IT ANNA NO pls

>>7462370
Good - been a little depressing reading some of the posts here in between cooking Christmas stuff. At least someone seems to be having a nice day. :)

>>7462388
I'm a coward, not retarded.

>>7462386
Your lips must taste really sweet :3

>>7462382
They're fun to microwave at least

>>7462388
am i retarded?

>>7462393
I'm immune to bullying senpai
>>7462397
I guess

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>take 80 photos of myself
>like 3 of them
>hah, knew i was beautiful
>stare at those 3 photos for a few minutes
>hate them

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>>7462394
Y-you better not ;_;
Giv me all ur cuddles!

>>7462391
I literally said I'm here, right now, waiting for you.
You don't have to look any further.

>>7462397
>>7462403
AGP FLIRTING DETECTED

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>>7462391
Cute guys have no reason to date trannies, they can get women.

As a transwoman you'll get someone like pic related.

>>7462403
C-Can I taste them?

>>7462411
i'd rather be a khv forever desu.

>>7462404
post the ones you took of your butt

>>7462411
what's wrong with big kev?

>>7462409
I'm not AGP i hate how i look and i have no sex drive.

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>>7462407
i swear i like like you and you alone!
*cudddd

>>7462395
s okay, would be better if i was in girlmode, no one here knows im a tranny

>>7462412
no
>>7462409
(you)

>>7462411
Lol nah, my bf is a fucking hunk

>>7462402
>>7462396

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>>7462408
what are your contact details then, huh??

>>7462427
Then post him. We've established that you're pretty delusional so there's no telling what he looks like.

>>7462417
i don't want to make you vomit, anon

>>7462394
>>7462407
>>7462421
O....oh, I see how it is Frani, Anna just flashes her boobs and you forget about the love we have.

*sigh*

We could have been something special, we could have set the world on fire~

>>7462422
Ah - not told your family about it then I guess? Oddly enough I hope it goes well for you if/when that happens.

>>7462424
:(

>>7462389
That's fair, it can be nice to be sorta reclusive. I hope nothing gets too stressful at least

>>7462420
>>7462424
NO YOU ARE AAAAAAAA GGGGGGGG PPPPPPPP

>>7462432
Nope, not doing that to him.

>>7462431
I won't post that until you show me your butt is sexy enough

>>7462434
https://youtu.be/fY6ONtpCahk

>>7462434
Shut the fuck up already

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>>7462438
what are you trying to do?

>>7462441
P R O V I N G M Y P O I N T Y O U J U S T W A N T M E F O R N U D E S G O D D A M N I T

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>>7462432

>>7462431
This >>>7462441
isn't me.

I'd want to know a bit more about you before just jumping into contact details and all that jazz.

>>7462447
Look here sweetie, I have ten cisgirls lining up here. I wanted to give you a lifeline, but you refused it. Either post your buttocks for me to review or eat my dirt.

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holy shit those soccer player bobble head toys make so much sense.

>jonathan ross hosting

Based

>>7462452
Yeah, we need to see some skin!

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am I still a chaser for being interested in a transwoman that I didn't know was trans until she told me?

>>7462435
for a /pol/ guy youre remarkably accepting of trannies. you know im black as well right?

>>7462446
trying to get in ur panties bby

come here and gib me kiss

I got like a ton of panties
Two shawls
A black leather lipstick case/wallet
A naked pallet
Some philosophy masks
Tickets to cirque de soule
Tickets to Disney world

Am I girl yet?

>>7462460
pol-kun is cool

this dehydration is killing me
I physically can't drink enough to stay hydrated

>>7462459
Being interested in a transgirl makes you a chaser period. They are just more into you if they can fool you at first with their make-up.

>>7462452
i made an ideal qt chart thing, from soc.
would you want to see that

>>7462462
And like 100$ in cash and gift cards

>>7462444
I'm going to go cry heartbroken into my pillow until the sweet embrace of death takes me.

>>7462469
You should just blow your brains out right now, do us all a favour.

>>7462460
Actual pol here. Be quiet you crossdressing shitskin

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i hope anna still likes me

>>7462469
s-sorry :c will a lil hug make you feel better?

merry christmas everyone!

>>7462466
I said more about you.
I already know you're cute, now I want to know more about you, hun.

>>7462477
hon*

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>>7462472
girls like /pol/-kun, why don't you be more like him

>>7462474
You too <3

>>7462473
Only your undying love in return for my every lasting affection will make me feel better

...but I guess we've gone and thrown that away now, haven't we?

>>7462450
That's a bad angle, he is a total qt

>>7462474
i watch all ur videos flaky poo im here for u

>>7462477
Well I'm about 6'4, my voice is kinda low but I'm super great with make-up

I like high heels and drawing and stuff. I work as a webcam hostess and I also do ASMR stuff for my patreon

>>7462474
Merry christmass!

>>7462483
Tbh its just the beard that ruins it

BOYS IN THIS THREAD GET ON HORMONES OR GET OUT REEEEEEE

>>7462460
I may be pol, but I'm not an asshole. I'm willing to talk and get to know people before I make any kind of judgement about them. I guess what differentiates myself from the rest of pol would be that I'm an eternal optimist, while the rest of them are pessimistic to the extreme. Doesn't really bother me if you're black.

>>7462483
He's average as hell.

>>7462489
*hugs*

>>7462488
What if breaking down trannies makes me feel better about myself?

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>>7462488
doc is being slow giving estrogen

>>7462488
can't afford them yet
late January, at the absolute latest

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>>7462477
sure! it just feels a little weird to divulge personal stuff on a public forum.

im 18, i dont have a favorite color, im 5'8'', i like math and literature.
my measurements are 32, 24, 34.

what about you?

>tfw got mens aftershave for christmas

>>7462489
Why label yourself as pol when you're just a run of the mill queer who embraces trannies and niggers?

>>7462496
You're not a boy silly

>>7462489
Shakira is also from london lol

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I wish I wasnt such a wuss and just bought hrt already

>>7462488
not a boy but im doing my best

>>7462496
come here and gib kiss

>>7462487
>Tbh its just the beard that ruins it
I like my man being hairy, he is like a fuzzy wuzzy teddy bear with a cock

>>7462498
>32, 24, 34
Where's your butt???

I'm very interested in meeting you, but you have to be into assplay.

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>>7462421
<3

>>7462499
Should tell them it'll be good when you slap it on after a shave

>>7462501
I hate being flat ;_;
>>7462499
>tfw deadname on stuff
>biggest bro remembered newname

>>7462499
I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I don't drink
I don't cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
Cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet

>>7462494
then you'll hate yourself once you realize that only hormones actually make you happy.