/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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KEKEKEKKEKEKE

>>7457684
report shitposting

>OP pic
stop triggering my AGP please :(

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MERY CRISMAS MITFUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>7457689
No.

Question for the mtf trans people here. How many of you want bottom surgery done? Do a majority of you here hate your dicks?

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I don't look so bad I think, I can get a gf

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>>7457675
>The day before Christmas edition

but today IS christmas?

>>7457695
am post op, its pretty great

>>7457695
My dick is very feminine so no

>>7457695
I reaaaallyy want srs

>>7457696
IM
GOING
INTO
BATTLE

>>7457698
No one on /pol/ would date a post-op tranny. The dick has to be attached so they won't confuse you for a woman in the heat of sex.

>>7457696
Sure looks like your average polfag.

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>>7457695
My dongle is here to stay.

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>>7457703
but I am literally dating a /pol/lack irl

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>>7457704
Just kidding, I look very hot.

>>7457603
How dare you. I feel great I will never buy another

>>7457695
Why would you not want srs?
>>7457707
> dating
???

>>7457707
he's not a good example of a /pol/ack

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>>7457711
whats confusing about that


>>7457712
why not?

>>7457713
You live together that's more than dating :D

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>>7457694
Hey Franzi, I heard you were looking for a hot chad bf from /pol/. Well, here I am. I'm going to make your ass bleed tonight and you better keep fucking quiet or I chokefuck you.

>>7457693
Is that a girl girl, or a girl boy girl?

>>7457707
What? You mean from East Großdeutsches Reich?

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Tired
I don't want to work at 7

>>7457713
How big is he? Does he dress as an SS officer when you fuck?

>>7457720
How many men do you need to finish today?

>>7457719
we live in western germany.

>>7457716
dating someone means zusammen sein tho
since we arent married, I think thats accurate

>>7457722
I wish we could get SS uniforms ;-;

>>7457726
>I wish we could get SS uniforms
I guess they are illegal to own there?

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>>7457727
yup :(

>>7457726
Were you watching the great truck-driving competition in Berlin a while back?

>>7457724
Like 15.
But it's holiday rates tho

>>7457726
Isn't dating miteinander ausgehen? I always understand that as the phase before you really get together.

>>7457717
We'd need to go out for a few month first before I'd trust you with any physical contact.

>>7457722
There was that one guy who said he'd want me to wear a striped pyjama and he'd wear his nazi uniform while sex. I said no cause I won't rp a Jew.

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>>7457730
yes. it was pretty underwhelming.
I dont get why theyre so inefficient. if I wanted to suicide into maximum damage I could kill dozens simply by exploding during rush hour on the bridge of my uni. its unguarded and theres hundreds of people walking through
I assume exploding in cologne city center would be really efficient as well, but may be harder to pull of.

>>7457733
>I said no cause I won't rp a Jew.
Wow, that's the least you could for reparations

>>7457695
I could use a vagina but I'll probably get an orchi.

>>7457734
>Not just giving everyone free anthrax cookies from a no-pay bake sale stand.

>>7457728
I have an idea to spice things up for you. It's a sex game.

Get some cheap burlap clothes and stich a star of david on them. Have no make-up on and mess up your hair. Then imagine you're getting off a train with your family. Your bf comes, acting like an officer, and separates you from your loved ones and rapes you.

>>7457733
Where are you from? I'm a different /pol/ anon.

>>7457733
You would seriously not jump on that guy that handsome on the first date? What the hell?

>>7457739
I'm from /pol/ too. Which trips do you claim as your territory? We can do this like gentlemen.

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>>7457737
that might work in the US, but sadly our law enforcement isnt as shit

>>7457738
W E W
hot

>>7457733
no. its Beziehung führen as well

>>7457739
>>7457741
you should tell country first, or we wont get anywhere

>>7457741
None. At most, meeting someone in my city (London) - and not for ficki ficki.

>>7457739
>>7457741

im the first from /pol/ after sophie
mind my claims nigger

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Why is this so true?

>>7457739
Germany
>>7457740
I'm not a whore. Sex really isn't that important for me either.
>>7457738
Wtf are you George?
>>7457742
Why does everything mean everything in English reeee

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>>7457740
I wouldnt either.
its called not being a degenerate

>>7457747
theyre just uncreative :(
its not your fault bby

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Happy Christmas girls!!!!!

>>7457675
How is everyone? I can't sleep. Making cheesy potatoes tomorrow.

>>7457743
Okay, you do your thing over there homie.
>>7457744
Fine, you get Sophie.

I claim Hanna and Elanna.

>>7457746
sissy boys a cute

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>>7457749

>>7457752
fuck no i dont want sophie

>>7457746
Steven crowder is never wrong

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>>7457752
no deal
Elanna is mine.

>>7457748
>>7457747
You could never be Stacies...

Edie would spread her muckhole before he could shake hands.

>>7457752
He said he claims niggers, so Koran and shakira

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>>7457757
WOW AND THAT DESPITE ME MAKING YOU HERO OF THE DAY YESTERDAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7457761
dont wanna be a stacy

>>7457757
Not even for a quickie?
>>7457760
Can you support her drug habit?
>>7457762
You nasty girl.

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one more sleep

>>7457746
its hard to tell, but i think im curvier than that pre-hrt
maybe skelly mode is to blame

>>7457763
What's the point of being a girl if you can't be Stacy? I don't see the point of being a man without being a Nazi Chad.

>>7457765
i feel like i have better options is all anon

>>7457763
its not you, its me

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>>7457765
yes

>>7457769
>i feel like i have better options is all anon
WOW
rude
why must you bully me so

>>7457768
nazi chads arent into degenerates.

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>this is my son, [frangi]

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It's an old pic of me, but you can really see my devotion

how do I stop being a tranny?

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>>7457773

How many of the MtFs on here would actually meet a guy if it wasn't for sexy times? Genuinely curious.

>>7457778
If it's a nice guy and not a smurf.

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>>7457778
maybe I would if I spoken to him before and he was nice and I trusted him. only public places with lots of people during daylight of course

>>7457778
Only if it were in a public place and you really cared about me as a person.

>>7457779
So you want a guy who won't even touch you before the 9th date and you have to order him around in bed?

>>7457780
Can you actually survive daylight tho?

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>>7457783
no, but thats the idea anyway

>>7457782
I want him to order me around but not before I completely trust him and that takes time.
I'd be comfortable with hugging and cuddling sooner tho, just the sex thing is a completely different story.

>>7457779
>>7457780
>>7457781

Yeah, it would always be a public place. Luckily where I live there's a lot of very busy public places, any of you in London any time soon? I promise I'm nice.

>>7457787
If you want a confident dominant man, they probably won't have the patience for you. They might let it slide on the first date. But by the second date, they will be grinding sparks in your butt.

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>>7457788
Here's my pic (ignore the long hair)

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Merry Christmas.

>>7457790
That's why I'll be single forever unless I go transbian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>tfw you smuggle illegal hormones through airport security bu puttinf them in empty vitamin bottles

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>>7457794
>an australian celebrates christmas

>>7457796
What about this guy >>7457793 >>7457788 he seems nice and patient

>>7457794
merry christmas Emily!!!!!!

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>>7457797
Enjoy the van ride! :)

>>7457699
Gonna need proof

>>7457802
Why is this a meme? Do americans assume everyone lives in their shitty country?

>>7457799
That photo is not me, I'm the London guy.

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>>7457805
This is what I really look like. I'm the London guy.

>>7457807
Are you the gruf grizzly guy that was here earlier

>>7457807
Well, time to abandon thread - people pretending to be me.

>>7457799
A guy from London? :D
A shame my favorite hellsing amv about the destruction of London got removed from YouTube :/

>>7457808
Yeah, are you still on for that hot date?

>>7457811
No, you look like a fuccboi :(

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>>7457810
Here's your bf for Christmas

>>7457812
Yeah, I fuck and I'm a boy?

>>7457797
Good luck!
Also have fun!

>>7457808
>>7457811
Wait is this meant to be on about me, because it's not me.

Grace isn't here, why would I be posting?

>>7457820
Ok, i doubted it as well

>>7457819
Thx :3

>>7457820
>>7457811
>>7457807

You guys pretending to be that dude are assholes. Funny though.

>>7457821
I was just on the phone with FDA, they will be contacting 4chan soon to get your info

>>7457822
I was just trying to help him score.

>>7457823
M80 thats great that you care about the laws of your country but i dont live in america lol

>>7457825
That's great, means they can just send a drone to assassinate you :^)

>>7457825
Yeah, we know. I was redirected to European Medicines Agency. They said they can pull 4chan users info easily and have done it many times before. An agent named Chris Hansen is on your case as I understood it.

>>7457819
>mfw i have this same image saved with the exact same filename
y-you're scaring me a bit there, friend

>>7457834
I think I may have stolen it from you ;n; pls forgive me

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>dad just said I look like a girl

im sorry anon :c

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https://youtu.be/lgayORZ0CTY
Christmas time is Coke time.

>>7457841
You should delete that post to make it up to them

>>7457841
>>7457835
I think anon forgives you lol

>>7457842
Is it true that cocacola owns the rights to santa

>>7457835
i'll forgive you, but only because you're from the good part of belgium

>>7457838
that's hella gay

>>7457850
to be fair I am wearing a teddy and platform heels

>>7457851
Does your dad desire your buttocks?

>>7457854
no he's a tits guy

>>7457855
That means he has low testosterone.

That would also explain why you turned out this way. He passed on low test.

>>7457855
well how are you doing, chestwise?

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>>7457845
Bet your ass they do, who else can afford to finance this guy to go round the world to do his thing.

>>7457857
So you admit that getting more t cures dysphoria

Thanks faggot I know I was right

>>7457865
T cures dysphoria, you're absolutely right. Trannies just never want to try it.

>>7457867
its been tried (on) by people here, it doesn't work

>>7457865
That's not what that hypothesis says, they only got it half right.

>>7457868
you mean conversion therapy?

yes, giving T to people who don't want T rarely does any goof

Im a girl and one day i might also look like one and its making me really excited for the future :)

>>7457868
>>7457870
Some weak ass oral test wouldn't work obviously, but a few grams right into a tense buttock, that would make any ladyboy into Chad

>>7457871
>might
i have a lot more certainty for you than just "might"
you're gonna make it :3

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ngl trannies are so fucking disgusting i hope you all get a brick to the skull this christmas tbqh

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>>7457871
Yay!

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>>7457871
>im a girl

>>7457876
please aim the brick at my chin and forehead

>>7457876
You can't really fuck with trannies like that bro, you have to get under their skin first. Find out what they are insecure and sad about, then drive a stake right in that shit.

>>7457874
... I really hope so anon :/

>>7457878
Good feel

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What's with all the negativity this close to christmas

>>7457882
>tfw you have a crush on a tranny but you show it by bullying them until they start sadposting and then you jerk off

>>7457885
Nah we've had a few people from /pol/ here since the morning.

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>>7457885
Trannies don't like times of joy and celebration.

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>>7457868
That's cause they didn't give into it fully
Let it find its roots into your heart. Into your very soul and power you with dark androgens fuelled by hate and power.


This is the true measure of a cislord

>>7457885
It's the most dysphoric time of the year

>>7457871
same but im a boy who wants to look like a girl

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>>7457882
>bro

Why is every chaser an expert on how failed men work? Chasers get a brick also.

>>7457890
Did Sophie come?
I miss that chubby German.

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>>7457895
There's definitely truth in this ;~;

>>7457890
Ah, that explains it.

>>7457892
I-I do though

>>7457896
No, you're a girl with an unfortunate boy body

>>7457899
No, i mean random retards, not phien

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>>7457893
That's right, test will cure everything.

>>7457903
RIGHT BABE?

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>>7457873
Who needs injections when I have two fully operational Death Stars right under my star destroyer penis


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DGeLt6XXqs

>>7457901
>>7457890

>tfw I'm the original nice /pol/ poster
>the imposters have gone

>>7457885
I think a lot of people are happy with with families at this time of year.
A lot of people here are unhappy and don't get on too well with their families.

It's really sad :(

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>>7457901
>I-I do though
Do you really?

>>7457902
>random retards
That's not very nice. You never know who might end up posting here.

>>7457909
amy you're terrible at trying to be manly

>>7457910
uwu

>>7457912
If you haven't been mean to anyone you're not a random retard, just a random poster

>>7457911
That's probably because they had to fuck with their family's happiness by becoming a tranny

>>7457916
shut up your self-righteous cunt

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>>7457916
Just because you keep saying that doesn't make it true

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>>7457889
It's normal dont worry about it anon. It's called negative attention, girls cant ignore you if you're yanking their hair and harassing them.

Go get her champ, reducing her to that mental state just makes her more susceptible to comfort and approach anyways so you can be the cause and cure of her pain.

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>>7457916
Well I have been funposting here sometimes.
You have to show some patience with /pol posters. You know, like a real girl would do.

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>>7457921
Thanks for the words of encouragement.

I might make next time even more... personal

>>7457912
I really do. Well. Not this year because the family party's at our house and that brings huge stress with it, but in general I like joy and celebration

>>7457920
This is the first time i mention it

>>7457923
>real girl
Wew

>>7457923
Real girls would be biting their lip and getting wet whenever /pol/poster berates them

>>7457927
You aren't a real girl, you're a fag

>>7457917
Don't be mean to the lovely girls here.
Especially not this time of the year when things can be difficult, that's just mean bully-Anon.

I'd give all the girls here a hug for Christmas.
I'd hug Gracie the closet & longest by a lot more though~

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>>7457927

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>>7457923
>red pills
>mein kampf

>>7457930
Are you that guy who wanted Grace to put on a collar and shit in your mouth? I think she left because of you.

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I am here

>>7457934
I submitted an application to request a buttpic.

>>7457934
I am not here

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>>7457926
>family party's at our house
Ai caramba!

>>7457927
Well you know.

>>7457928
Only if the said poster leaves his or hers basement.

>>7457934
Hello Sophie.

>>7457934
and now im happy

>>7457937
You don't even have your trip on you stupid cocksucker.

>>7457929
/pol/ are all trans equally disgusting to you? or is there any kind that you maybe dislike less than others (or more)

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>>7457935
whose butt do you desire?

>>7457936
oh :(

>>7457937
heyo!

>>7457938
hey nim!!

>>7457938
Why did you have to come here, I hate your fucking guts.

>>7457944
how have you been cutie ^^

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>>7457944
How is my favorite German?

>>7457941
The hot submissive ones aren't disgusting. The ones who look like dudes and yap away really need to be shot.

>>7457945
why :(

>>7457944
I desire your butt.

>>7457941
/pol/ here, from last night and a little this morning. Obviously there's some variation with the opinions from polacks but generally, the extremely degenerate ones, like that 60 year old guy who decided he want to be treated like a 6 year old girl are beyond all redemption. Most MtFs we view as being mentally ill, and in need of treatment of some sort. Edgy stormtards will say to gas them, but in reality, HRT is probably the solution to them not all offing themselves (inb4 let them do it). I personally feel bad for them.

>>7457941
I can't hate anyone who honestly tries to look like a cute girl (and not just a bearded man in a dress and lipstick)

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>>7457947
really stressed with uni stuff,
Ive like 2 weeks off now, I really need that as well ;-;

>>7457949
I am so mad
reee
>try to gain weight
>eat calorie dense food for months
>that food tends to be either really sweet or sugary/acidy
>now my teeth hurt
-__-
and I had perfect teeth up until now
sigh

>>7457954
I guess that means I need to acquire one first, right? ;-;

i married nim without her consent do you think she'll be upset

>>7457933
>Are you that guy who wanted Grace to put on a collar
Yeah that's me!

>and shit in your mouth?
:< I never said that!

>I think she left because of you.
N...n..no she didn't, she was totally warming to the idea of being my little kitten~

>>7457952
because you aren't in my dungeon

>>7457963
but you said fucked up shit like this
>>7457262
>>7457254
>>7457302

>>7457959
awww well im glad you're getting a break! :3

>>7457960
wtf

>>7457964
wtf

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>tfw no nice protective bf to cuddle with

estrofem snug as a bug under my tongue!

>>7457969
Do you have an IQ of 20 or why can't you comprehend basic fucking jokes?

>>7457971
ill cuddle you if you want

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>>7457971
You can have this surplus bf I have, but you have to choose a skin for him, left or right

>>7457958
lipstick is certified agp

>>7457968
No I didn't, those are all (You).

Why do you have to be jealous, Anon?

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>>7457974
i think you might actually be dense

>>7457975
She's not a fucking transbian, don't be so creepy

>>7457977
pls stop posting this ayy lmao lookin' amish guy

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>>7457959
Oh your poor teeth. Must be hard on them - getting used to solid food again.
Also I kinda doubt you ate barely above maintenance. I, for instance, gained two kilos after starting on my new job.

>>7457980
I don't seriously know what you expected. You aren't Chad, you have no shot with her.

>>7457987
wtf

lauren

>tfw in the mood for snugglefucking
is there anything better than being sleepy-horny?

also ageplay isn't really my thing usually but this blog is super cute and hawt in places
http://averyconfusingcouple.tumblr.com/tagged/our+content/

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>>7457992
I gained like 5KG since I came back from belgium. thats 10% of my total weight
I am kind of proud, but Id rather lose 5kg and stop having a toothache on christmas ._.

>>7457994
I think I do, we even have a date next week.

I'll treat her right, with only *minor* bullying and plenty of affection.

>>7457999
I hear the violin screech from Psycho every time you post

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dreading the post-christmas weigh in tbdésú

>>7457975
s-sure but platonically, okay?

>>7457977
errr

>>7458000
can you tell me if all that eating made you go to the bathroom more haha just tell me as a joke haha

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>>7458000
That's great to her. Only 20 more to go.

>>7458005
not that womanly to eat that much food

i wish my face was a tranny bathroom

>>7458006
I asked you a damn question

>>7458005
>chips with yorkshire puddings
>disdainforplebs.jpg

>>7458010
This why I repress. FEED DA MUSCLE

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>tfw straight alpha male and found my first QT fem trap to be my concubine

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>>7458010
Stop with the fat shaming shitlord.

>>7458013
alright, alright. calm down pls

left I guess?

>>7458016
beware the AIDS bro

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>>7458009
>20
that would make me giant

>>7458007
wut

>>7458014
they're suedes you idiot

>>7458024
How tall are you

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>>7458027
5'8/173

>>7458030
You're gonna make me cry

>>7458020
delete this. ywn ruin my mission accomplished

>>7458030
butt cup size?

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>>7458016
>tranny gf

Enjoy you consolation prize. You tried bro

>>7458000
So I detransed Sophie.
Got fms a few weeks ago

>>7458018
wrong choice

>>7458006
of course!

>>7458038
very sorry for disappointing you

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>>7458024
>that would make me giant
Well you are tall so it kind of evens out.
Just make sure you put on some muscles. It won't all go to your tits and ass.

>>7458041
where did you get this webm of me

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>>7458039
yay thanks!

>>7458043
how are you :3

>>7458036
>not considering boipussy a gift to man
what are you? some kind of faggot?

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HRT did this to me

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>>7458037
stale meme

>>7458032
why :/

>>7458034
how is that measured?
probably the smallest adult one.

>>7458041
>Well you are tall
o-oh...
:/

>>7458046
STOP

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>>7458042
On /fit naturaslly.

>>7458016
>tfw it's not me

>>7458046
wtf I hate traps now

they are all xenomorphs

>>7458047
you compare the size of your cheek to a vegetable or fruit

>>7458047
I'm 6'2 that's why ;-;

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>>7458044
kinda stressy ngl, preparing for a christmas party tomorrow
other than that I'm pretty good :3 thanks for asking.
what about you?

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>>7458047
Here's my pic to prove it.
Got brow implants and brow lowering

>>7458004
really? usually I hear Venetian Snares.

>>7458056
good!

i got my hrt ^^

>>7458046
W-well, this is me

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Time to train shoulders
Fear my power mortals

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>>7458057
S T A L E

>>7458054
oh, sorry ;-;

>>7458053
I dont know a lot about fruit

>>7458063
lani hi

ffs is really cool i wish i had money

>>7458064
What do you mean train shoulders

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>>7458069
Hi
Am tired
How u?

>>7458067
Sophie hi

>>7458070
you wish you had the chromosomes LOL

>>7458067
what expression is that animu trying to convey

>>7458073
I was just listening to Oingo Boingo's song Little Girls and wishing you would post.

>>7458073
am good

ive got an hrt stockpile now so that's kinda cool

im on cypro now too

>>7458060
Wow, that's awesome!
im so happy for you

>>7458075
no i don't really care about chromosomes
unless i was born with them of course

>>7458064
please don't put on a ton of muscle
you're going to regret it, amy

>>7458080
I got my X chromosomes today ^^

>>7458080
you're so sweet franny :3

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>>7458073
heyo :3

>>7458076
concern I think

>>7458086
and that one?

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>>7458087
surprise?
idk

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>>7458079
Nice, in it for the long haul now then?

>>7458078
:D
Is there a relation between those two activities? I don't think I'm pedobait

>>7458086
How's life n stuff n junk?

uhhhh
yesterday my mom said she keeps thinking i'm a girl
and today she said it feels like i'm transforming

>>7458090
m-maybe you can come over and look at my pokemans?

>>7458090
very informative, thank you

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>>7458095
exactly

>>7458096
youre welcome!

>>7458093
She's going through the five stages of grief

>>7458093
Does she know that you're a robot in disguise?

I'm taking hrt and I want to be female, but I really don't like to think of myself as "trans"
the label just makes me feel weird

>>7458100
a robot 9000?

>>7458101
Hey, you don't have to label yourself anything. Just like I don't have to label you as a woman.

>>7458100
i'm hardly a robot, just a one dollar plastic calculator

>>7458091
No, the music was to do with something I found on /b/. I was thinking about you because I've been shitposting a while now and there weren't any good trips on.

>>7458093
well you kinda are, right?
how many months have you been on hrt?

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>>7458084
you've exceeded my expectations, anon!

>>7458085
n-no u ^o^

>>7457696
The Hero of Kvatch!

>>7458091
im gonna become my own gf(male)

>>7458097
:3

>>7458110
nuh uh

>>7458101
then just label yourself a girl?

>>7458103
pls no bully :(

>>7458114
but that's illegal without the proper dna? :(

>>7458104
maeve hi

>>7458108
almost three months
but i haven't noticed many changes
>>7458117
nim hi

>>7458093
are you starting to look like a hamster?

>>7458118
how are you

>>7458113
yuh uh!

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>>7458102
No an optimus prime

>>7458105
Awe, well I don't even know how long I'm gonna be on, I have to work today ;___;

>>7458113
I did the same, freed up some time to look for a bf too

>>7458116
Fill out all forms with girl(male)

>>7458104
;_;
Not a bumblebee or anything?

>>7458122
Yeah, I was following this cartoon bear named pedo to page 10, he said he had something in his suitcase.

>>7458118
Are you turning into a hamster, cause I'm pretty sure you're transforming into a hamster.

>>7458120
nervous because it's christmas eve and i'll be seeing family and junk
hbu
>>7458119
>>7458128
fuck maybe that's why she bought sunflower seeds
looks like she got the hint that i was transitioning into a hamster
>>7458122
bumblebee is hella gay

I find it funny that if I were cis I'd be super trashy, not in a slutty way, none of my clothes would fit tightly and I would wear them until they fall apart and I would rarely brush my hair or maybe I'd even buzz cut it because fuck you. But if I did any of that I wouldn't pass at all, so I have to keep striving to be a decent human bean.

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>>7458122
I can be your bf... here's my picture

>>7458101
unironically think of myself as a "girl (male)"
I'm OK with this

>>7458136
Just like with anything else in life. If you wish for it hard enough, it will magically come to you.

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>>7458135
But I already have a bf (female(male))

>>7458131
Aren't we all

>>7458127
What was in the suitcase is it candy?

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>>7458122
>bf

>>7458131
does your face look paler? I'm 5 weeks in and my face definitely looks paler
you're probably going to have to talk to her about it relatively soon, whats going to happen in 6 months when you really start looking different?

or what if she already found your hrt drugs?

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Celebrating christmas is cozy!

>>7458131
no be happy its christmas

>>7458136
i mean it is pretty much correct and means the same as trans girl. i like to hear it much more than trap desu.

>>7458142
This image confuses me is she masturbating out of frame?

>>7458136
I'm going to start doing this

>>7458141
I must confide in you elanna. I just talked to my junkie brother on the phone. Haven't heard from him in a long time. He just mumbles and slurs and can't even get excited about talking to his brother. He has a family to take care off but I'm sure heroin is what he really wants to do.

i wanna rearrange my bedroom using feng shui desu

>>7458148
it's fitting for that gif to confuse you because i post it whenever i get confused sexually

>>7458144
Are you alone in your dorm room?

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>>7458156
Nope im at bfs dads house
We are about to have christmas dinner~

>>7458143
>what if she already found your hrt drugs?
that's what i was worried about because she went into my room the other day while i was showering ._.
i know i should talk to her, olive suggested i do it at the beginning of january for the new year, i think it's a good idea
>>7458146
okay i'll try
it's just dumb anxiety i guess

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>>7458155
Does the thought of a bf confuse you sexually?
That's not very lesbian

>>7458150
;___;
I'm sorry
Is his family ok?

I am almost completely incapable of getting an erection

>>7458154
I can rearrange your bedroom with mine and your clothes on the floor ;)