Cute ways to ask a guy out?

>>7444424

Wait till he farts and then repeat this:

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>7444424
"bruh, wanna boku no pico and chill?"

>>7444424
>"Ya like jazz?"
Has worked 100% of the time for me

>>7444424
Snuff a cat piss preferably black cat with white stocking paws.

>>7444519
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

If you overthink this, you are guaranteed to fuck it up somehow. Usually I talk to someone for a bit, and if I decide that I like them then I ask them out. I like to write down my number on a paper, give it to them, look them in the eye and say something like "Tell me if you wanna go out sometime".
Then you just wait for them to call you.
Be confident. Make eye contact. Make sure you give them your number, do not ask for theirs. You don't need to be a faggot and make it this big extravagant big deal.

>>7444424
Directly.

>>7445985

it's an old copypasta that some 12 year old just discovered and thought was hilarious.
xe's been posting it all day.

>>7444519
Is this a new pasta? I've never seen it before.

"hey cutie, you wanna play titanic?"

"Titanic?"

"Yeah, you'll be the ocean and I'll go down on you."

>>7444519
James Joyce pls go

>>7447069
>xe's
You better be posting like this ironically...

>>7450678
Why? LGBT community should use the correct pronouns. Over here in Sweden we all do, it's still in process of being adapted in the US and other places but it's just a matter of time until they get more modern.

>>7451591
I hope they gas you, fucking faggot. You and T are why LGB have no credibility.
>And yes, I'm taking the bait really hard