/mtfg

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Good thread

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so what are my chances mtfg?
be honest

why tho

>>7439168
why what

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The essential book for anyone aspiring to a modern 21st century woman.

>>7439167
you look fine hun

>>7439167
>tfw smaller nose and chin than mine

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turns out my fear for that one guy was justified. he's a mentally not-okay druggie and he texts my little sister weird stuff ;-; and we're not planning on reporting it to authorities because he's the big brother of my sister's best friend

also he doesnt appreciate homos and the like

im scared now tbqh, mostly because i have nothing to protect myself with and even if i could, violence is scary

>>7439163
Could you please leave?
You seem to be a bit of a hothead.

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Would anyone want to shack up with me based on my legs alone?

Cis male, FYI, but you could tell that from my handsome legs already.

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>>7439177
>>7439178
thank you!
you look fabulous darlings

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>>7439151
Yupp, girls seemed to pick up on it for some reason
There were those times in high school that girls were pressuring me into kissing boys, then that time I somehow wound up with a girl on drugs on top of me and literally nothing sexual happened. :/

omg - why do girls clothes all look so beautiful? I want to buy everything. As a guy everything looked pretty much the same.

one of my cousins used to bully kiss me it was weird

>>7439169
>legal pills

they aren't legal though, the govt website im looking at rn says that if you want to take any medication with you it needs to have a taper with your name on it from the pharmacy

>You'll be nervous and look suspicious

i'll be fine

> they'll make a "random" check and touch your crotch.

they dont do those here

>You could put them into a condom and put them in your butt
ill just try to put them in my underwear in a place where other things are as well..

>>7439183
sorry, im not a leg fetishist
nice legs tho

>>7439103 #
I can't it was rapid digestion banana :(
I'm scared anon.... It's so cold. Why?

>>7439105 #
I dunno where u live! ;~;

>>7439114 #
It was a good life, my only regret was us not sucking a cock while making out with each other.

>>7439104 #
Maybe we'll meet in another life as our love was not meant to be in this one, my bully anon.

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Do people here still use hugbox ++ ?

>>7439196
it always says im a 12 year old Asian boy

>>7439174
Shut up and buy me a drink.

so, can people even tell when i'm shitposting?

>>7439195
we could have pleased so many together ;____;

once I showed the :p ferret to my grandma and she thought it was mine and I felt really guilty for some reason

>>7439199
are you a 12yo asian boy?

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>>7439183
i guess, you dont seem fat and have decent style sense

should get on hormones though and stop manspreading, proper girls don't sit like that

>>7439206
:p

>>7439215
:b

Oh potatoes and molasses
if you want some
Oh just ask us!

>>7439217
>>7439215
wtf

>>7439196
Could you link me to it please?

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>>7439196
>tfw 99% feminine on face++
We've mastered hugbox machines

>>7439217
how did you do the upside down p??

>>7439226
d:

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>>7439200
>Implying id be so careless to keep my wallet on me around you
Women are like condoms, spending more time in your wallet than on your dick, always gotta watch out for that.

>>7439226
Dd

>>7439229
q:

>>7439235
..
-u

>>7439235
q;
clever renren

>>7439223
http://www.faceplusplus.com/demo-detect/
>>7439224
Are you still going to show me your face on Skype?
>>7439233
>like condoms, spending more time in your wallet than on your dick
Only your condoms.

>>7439238
dikku

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>>7439196
im not even hugboxxable :)

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>>7439245
dikku!

Vanessa is my friend

>>7439251
am I your friend?

>>7439241
Yeah
I'll take the pic now and message you in a few minutes

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"gender": {
"confidence": 90.9833,
"value": "Male"
},

>>7439251
i-i am? OwO

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>>7439241
Historically all you needed to get a girl was for women to exist at your contemporary time since they needed you to survive. Not my fault I was born into an age where the pussygame got all the difficulty checkboxes ticked on.

>>7439255
if (gender == male && transition.equals("failed") {
System.exit(0);
}

>>7439269
that wont run tho

>>7439268
>"waah the game is too hard!"
Maybe you're just a loser?
>>7439255
>>7439269
You'll cowards don't even know how to use the snipping tool
>>7439254
No problem

>>7439268
try again in 100-200 years when the human race is split into two subraces of unattractive and attractive people

feel like a gangster rn

>>7439269
mismatching brackets && shitty programming language

>>7439268
okay elliot

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>>7439272
>>7439273
>>7439279
Fuck.

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>>7439273
I'll show mine if you show yours

>>7439269
>MALE is a constant and should be capitalized
>transition.success is a boolean
>mismatched brackets
See me after class

>>7439285
wow ur pretty cool

>went to trans comportment class
>one girl my age, professional, transitioned, kind of robotic she met me before, constantly sits open legged
>older transitioner, baggy dark blue jeans stuffed into black sweater uggs, and an orange and white stripped shirt, earring, with men's Oakleys on his head, makeup as bad as you can possibly get

>do makeup and actually dress this time
>you get girl is like holy shit you look amazing, last time you were kinda...
> they work on conversation skills, I take a turn and they all say how amazingly feminine I am
>duh I'm a huge faggot

>>7439285
Show you what?

>>7439284
>claiming you're trans and can't even write code that'll compile
Do u even trutrans

Any germans here?

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>>7439298
The photo that I fed into face++, that's it
Now let's see yours

>>7439285
Gayyyyyyyy <3

im gay

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Does taking HRT mean that I'm doomed to impotence?
What is the best way to completely hide/remove my facial hair?

>>7439312
yes
laser/electrolysis

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38385961

you ever go on the other threads on this board its weird

>>7439304
You know I don't post pics of myself here.

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>laying in bed cuddling till 15:00
Feels good

>>7439322
>laying in bed not cuddling
feels bad

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>>7439319
Then why would you criticize me for not using the snipping tool? Stones, glass houses and all that.

>>7439306
N-no

>>7439316
The BBC news website is down, that's weird.

>>7439322
>Noone to cuddle
feels bad

>>7439327
up for me

>>7439326
But I did use the snipping tool, that's how I snipped my results box, I just didn't include my face.
>>7439330
Is it Allah?

>>7439328
>>7439324
Do what i do when im lonely, hug a pillow and pretend its the one you love

>>7439285
Also why don't you ever smile? You're worse than me lol.

people want me to die because i'm gross

>>7439333
but pillows don't hug back ;_;

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>>7439332
But why would I use the snipping tool for a bit of text? And why would I be a coward for not using it, there's only one string of text people care about in there anyways.
I'm honestly confused

>>7439337
I intentionally didn't smile for this one because if I smile face++ genders me female. If I keep a neutral expression and hide my hair it genders me male with high confidence.
The algorithms are honestly pretty retarded.

>>7439342
Good doggos
>>7439338
I don't think you're gross anon
>>7439333
>tfw no body pillow bf

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>>7439186
>Tfw after I came out three of the girls I went to high school with sent me a long "I KNEW IT" type of message

They really can just smell it can't they? I thought I was being a pretty convincing straight guy.

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>>7439314
>laser/electrolysis
What if I am too poor right now?

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>>7439340
You just have to hug enough for two people then

im transgender (mtf)

>>7439351
for how long?

>>7439348
concealer is your best bet id guess

>>7439349
hanna hugg

im transtrender (dyke with blue hair)

>>7439355
Sertii cudd

>>7439344
Wha? I wasn't calling you a coward for not posting your pic, why would I do that?
Idk it's just less messy to show the results box
Interesting, I'll try it again without smiling. For me I only get gendered female if I cover my brow.

>>7439353
15

>>7439348
Epilate

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Why are ppl transjenndured? They should be happy with their bodies!!!!!!

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>tfw not dead
Who came up with banana death meme?

I'm just like thirsty, i have heart palpitations an a hadache.

Maybe I'll balance it with high sodium tomato juice

>>7439371
nya~

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>>7439344
This is what I got without smiling.

>>7439374
"white"

>>7439371
Don't tell anyone, but they're pretend gay guys who like to sneak a peak in women's bathrooms, even if it involves a risky high priced surgery to repurpose their genitals!
O_o

>>7439374
"36.29%"

>>7439375
chocolate coated

is that racist? meh

>>7439365
Check your skype!

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>>7439361
>>7439273
>>You'll cowards don't even know how to use the snipping tool
I mean I'm not sure what implication I'm supposed to get as to why not using the snipping tool is cowardly :/ idk this way I can include the picture I guess

>>7439374
"gender": {
"confidence": 93.2825,
"value": "Female"
},

>>7439374
Nice high score

>>7439375
I wouldn't put much faith into a program that cant accurately guess color to validate whether you look female or not. It doesn't even have the basics down in its analysis.

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ooo

Is it childish to still get excited over pizza?

>>7439365
Facial hair though? How would that work?

need transbian anime recs

>>7439389
>dominos
BLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH

>>7439384
Oy vey
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/viper
>>7439385
Omg rare trip!
I don't think I pass at all in that picture.

>>7439394
your opinion has been noted

>>7439391
You hold the epilator to your face and try not to scream

Any germans here?

>>7439395
Hip hop is gay

>tfw you just get out the shower and your wet hair looks like anime

Does anyone else notice this or am I just really autistic?

>>7439408
Hip-hop is patrician.
>>7439415
My hair looks like a sponge when I get out of the shower.

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>>7439402
I have a feeling I'll scream a lot since my hair is pretty coarse.

>>7439365
too painful :<

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>>7439415
I think this might be a thing because I generally only see a girl in the mirror when I hop out of the shower

Damn I'm craving some nice olives, or a can of tuna.

What food are you craving /mtfg/

>>7439425
olives and roasted pepper s

>>7439425
a hamburger

>one month into hrt
>notice my chin looks weird
>start freaking out that hrt is somehow making my chin bigger
>go to facebook and start looking at old photos
>literally the same chin since 14 years old

wew
I think hrt is almost increasing my dysphoria

>>7439421
>>7439422

Woman the fuck up, or go get it waxed or threaded

>>7439415
My hair goes super flat when I'm fresh out of shower. Makes me look a lot like a guy desu, I hate having wet hair.

>>7439428
wtf

>>7439432
same, I always try to dry it fast

>>7439434
pls dont hate me but i rly like meat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AImdZ4-9g4

>>7439430
yeah i became hyper aware of all my features
thankfully i have some old photos to remind me i've always looked this bad

>person I went on three dates with texts me after I post a photo on facebook
>tells me my guy voice is so hot
>tells me I'm pretty like 5 times in an hour
>asks me out for coffee
___

Go to mcdonalds for free fries, les girl tells me how pretty I was yesterday as she takes my card
WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>7439425
I could go for a burrito, but it'd probably hurt my stomach

>>7439438
wtf

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>>7439446
will you forgive me if i post this cool wallpaper?

>>7439425
Liquorice pipes

>>7439438
disgusting.

>>7439446
I like the vegetarian burger from burger king

>>7439441
Love Earth Wind and Fire.

>>7439395
Nerd Radar achievement unlocked, your estrogen has leveled up!
Ooo may i see? If not, np~

>>7439448
>1920x1080
please double the width

>>7439196
98-100% On most of my photos.

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>>7439456
i didnt make it myseld sry, just have a folder

heres a wide one tho

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>>7439453
By these powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

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>>7439458
Same. Not all girls can say that.

>>7439384
elanna, how many times do we have to tell you

smile with your mouth closed

>>7439461
captain planet is pretty hot desu

>>7439425
Pho and black olives now ):
and i have neither

>>7439460
>2697x1050
Are you kidding me? Who created images in such a shitty resolution.
3840x1080 masterrace

>>7439469
He has the power of love so you know he'll make u orgasm every time.

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>>7439472
pls dont be mad at me :(

>>7439475
>1560x1000
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Wat up boys and boys who want to be girls?
How's it hanging?

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>>7439465
But I don't smile with my mouth closed??
My natural smile is always showing teeth

>>7439455
Lol
>>7439461
I was talking about the band....

I hung out with a buddy from university and now lots of people are saying I went on a date. Its embarrassing.

>>7439452
wait they have one

>>7439475
I'm sad.
I thought my boobies grew quite a bit, but they are not even AA cups yet.

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>>7439489
It's made out of vegetarian animals

>>7439384
You look like an adorable squirrel.

>>7439488
>tfw you never replied to me on skype
>>7439485
If I smile with my mouth closed I have dimples.

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>>7439479
please accept this

>>7439488
wow you havent been around at all. Also cute

>>7439490
:(

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>>7439196
Yep

>>7439495
I have been essentially destroying myself to write for university, I've become a creature of the night and no longer recall what the sun looks like or if it ever actually existed.

>>7439444
ur so pretty im so jelly uwu

>>7439489
Yeah at least where i live. It's called country burger and they even fry the patty together with the fries instead of grilling it on the same place where they grill the meat, like McD does

>>7439484
no boys allowed

>>7439484
limp and shriveled

>>7439485
yes, that's my point, you braindead junkie

I want that hair so much!!
https://i.imgur.com/7vGVGpo.gifv

It's like from a shampoo commercial!

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>>7439504
Why are you telling me to change my natural smile?

>>7439484
It's lopsided today

>>7439505
how do you get hair like that!

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>>7439501
Really?
Who's left to post in that case?

>>7439503
Too much information anon. Some things you keep to yourself.

>>7439505
Looks nice.

>>7439503
>>7439503
>>7439503

I tried a before and after pic
Went from 99.98% male to 99.99% female

>>7439492
T-thank uwu

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>>7439485
>smiling with mouth closed

hi

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>>7439510
Eyyy derpanna. How are you, you little chipmunk, you?

>>7439511
I think you don't cut your hair for a loooong time.

>>7439510
>Why are you telling me to change my natural smile?
same reason you should change your natural personality

because it's terrible and off-putting

>>7439465
are you retarded? You always smile with teeth.

>>7439505
I used to have my hair that long. Keeping it nice is a major hassle. I've kept getting it cut shorter since I went full-time.

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>>7439517
You can look smug only with your mouth closed.

>>7439523
Whingie...

>>7439522
>>7439513
is it weird that I want to tie these girls up and shave their heads bald as they sob through the gag?

>>7439523
i think she's nice desu

>>7439505
>Tfw have waist long hair but it gets super messy as soon as the wind touches it

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>>7439523
This seems like a bully post

>>7439522
I'm gudd, I have today off so I'm just relaxing and preparing for the Christmas rush
It's gonna be bad
But at least I'll get some baking done and look at grad programs

Hbu?

Umm guys, I'm on spiro and I had half a liter of Pepsi Max and now I'm having heart palpitations. I checked the label and it says it has potassium sorbate. Am I going to die???

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>>7439495
please don't make me angry

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>>7439528
What's wrong with looking smug?

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>>7439529
Of course not. That's what I came to expect from well adjusted individuals that post here.

>>7439524
Post pic.

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>>7439510
You're smile is weird. The reason for this is your very thin upper lip. It shows too much teeth and not enough gum.
Not a good gum to teeth ratio

>>7439540
Damn that's like, 5 bananas. If I were you I'd be preparing myself for the afterlife.

>>7439540
Probably not
Or I'd be dead a thousand times over

>>7439540
No, but you shouldn't be drinking half a litter of soda anw

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>When you're just trying to butcher 80's kids in Dead by daylight and you got paired up with fucking Solid Snake, Sam fisher, Indiana Jones and the hollow man and everyone escapes.

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>>7439528
Smug and suspicious, they're hiding much more than just their teeth anon ..

>>7439548
It's not funny I'm scared.
>>7439551
It's diet.

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>>7439537
Oh I am good. Just came back from work. Figured I funpost a bit before dinner. Had that company shindig last Friday and I still need to sleep it off properly.

>>7439556
How very true.
At least she's not hiding being a tranny.

>>7439557
>it's diet
soda is soda desu

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>>7439554
is that game any fun?

guys i change my name to elanna see

>>7439561
i drink 2 liters of diet soda a day
i'm not really worried because i don't exactly expect to live much longer..

>>7439565
Can you imitate her particular brand of insecurity too?

>>7439540
Is your heart beating regularly? If not you should go to the hospital or at least drink a lot of salt water. to dilute the potassium and pee it out. It's disgusting but helps and then switch to cypro because it's better.

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>>7439558
Damn you're still underslept/hungover this long after?

>>7439546
OK whingie

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>>7439537
>This seems like a bully post
gee, nothing gets past you, does it?

>>7439524
sure, if you're a monkey - and given that you're a pole, that'd probably be a step up for you

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People seem to have stopped staring at me when i go out. I'm not quite sure if it's because I look more like a girl or I'm less self conscious, but either way I like it.

>>7439564
Yeah its great, and its got something for everybody, and even when you play as a team, you can lone wolf it, you just get more points for helping and shit which helps you level your character into a better survivor. And team gets more points and only wins if all are alive and escape.

>tfw when no bf / gf to hug

;_;

>>7439568
idk its a really complex kind of insecurity

>>7439583
Do you want to be my gf?

>>7439571
Umm I think so, I just had one really weird palpitation and my breating feels a little difficult but idk if that's just panic

>>7439583
hugs are overrated

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>>7439583
>tfw not a boyfriend free girlfriend

>>7439587
Then you might want to do something about it or eat even more potassium if you want to die.

>>7439586
pls

>>7439580
Congrats!
I think women are just generally looked at more in society, I use to freak out a lot from just passing glances

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>>7439575
Oh no, the hired band was frankly boring so we all got wasted. In hindsight I shouldn't have spent so much time outside in just a shirt. But it was all for a good cause.

>>7439580
Ignorance is bliss laddie.

>>7439585
And I probably never heard of it.

i want to be someones gf

hi

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>>7439597
>tfw no bf

Is it okay to have legbutt pride flag in your room?

>>7439601
wow look everyone my gf!

>>7439597
But you didn't want to be mine.

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>>7439568
I'm not insecure am I????

>>7439596
Oh OK that explains a lot.
Ah well, at least there was a bar

>>7439579
I don't understand

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>>7439575
You can call me that but it doesn't help that your smile is off putting

i love sertii uwu

how to make a girly battlestation that isn't agp?

>>7439594
Is that a yes? Where are you from?

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>>7439608
Hey, at least my off-putting smile was free.

>>7439606
i didnt exactly reject you though, idk you

>>7439610
o////o

>>7439608
It's goofy, but off-putting?

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>>7439607
>I'm not insecure am I????
Is that like a trick question? If your insecurity had mass you would have been swallowed by a super massive black hole by now.

>>7439607
The bar makes everything better. Doubly so for good company.

>>7439611
Girls don't have battlestations anon.

ooh neat my bf is taking me to see rogue one tomorrow

>>7439593
>tfw I'm going to die a fat man in dirty underwear browsing 4chan
I'm gonna go have a shower and put my makeup on just in case.

>>7439619
its a really comfy movie desu

>>7439595
Thank you!
Yeah I had a hard time adjusting from being invisible. There were a lot of hate stares at the beginning.

>>7439596
It really is
So for now I'm gonna keep walking around with my head held high like I'm shit hot and not think about it.

>>7439614
Oh so it wasn't just because you're not ready yet?

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>started voice training because I actually have the place to myself most of the day
>curious to see my frequency
>female average is somewhere close to 220Hz
>tfw 136Hz
this is going to suck tons of ass isn't it
>>7439611
put lots of LEDs on the machine
>>7439617
iktf

i heard a weird noise outside 0_0'

>>7439616
it's the smile of someone who needs help dressing themselves in the morning, and spends their days chasing piggies through the mud in the appalachian backwoods

>>7439618
Battlestation is just a slang for your desktop these days though.
MOST people have a chair and table with some kinda electronics around or on it

>tfw busted the Android email client. The message and replies got to big. It barfed.

>>7439444
Faye, you're a hottie. What do you expect?

>>7439542
Hi! Hi!

>>7439625
no, that was it

>>7439629
punch it in the face

>>7439628
how do you test that?

>>7439628
>put lots of LEDs on the machine
please no

>>7439601
>>7439605
>sertii's gf uwu
>uwu

I will not have my daughter dating a lobster!
What's wrong with that handsome King Crab boy across the street??

If you posted a picture of your face on 4chan years ago, could a future boss find it now while researching about you? Would it be likely?

>>7439633
But just now you said
>idk you
and you seem to be fine with Lauren

>>7439636
wait am i a lobster

>>7439640
are you trying to meme me?

>>7439638
Possible yes, likely no. But if you're paranoid about it don't post it.

>>7439621
im just gonna kiss him though most of it :3

hugg Joan

>>7439631
What about a bottle of lube and a pack of Kleenex?

>>7439642
what's that supposed to mean?

>>7439644
Don't be weird, just watch the movie

>>7439596
>Ignorance is bliss laddie.
tfw to smart to be ignorant...

>>7439628
>put lots of LEDs on the machine
Computers must have lots of blinky lights.

>>7439640
we all just kind of tolerate lauren here

>>7439634
voice pitch analyzer app on android
it has you read some passage and then it finds your average vocal frequency range and average, and shows where it is relative to male, ambiguous, or female
>>7439635
do iiiit

>>7439638
I don't see how you'd think it's possible. First, the boss needs to know what 4chan even is, then he has to know enough about archives and then know your trip if you had one.

Or he'd need to have that particular picture you posted here in order to reverse-search it, given that it wasn't deleted already. You're fine, all that bosses seem to care about is facebook even if somehow they could find you in 4chan.

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>>7439618
>Is that like a trick question
I'm glad someone here understands meta.

>>7439638
Very unlikely if you didn't use it anywhere else. Except maybe if you're applying for the CIA, but even then i doubt they would scan through the entire history of the internet just to find some old pics of you, but instead just access your pc and look at all your crossdress pics and fetishes

lol what a bunch of fags

>>7439647
nevermind, i reject you

>>7439622
Same. This old Mexican lady was giving me the death stare at a food court way back while she was working the register
Unfortunately all I gave her was a few nervous smiles.

So I know what you mean, early impressions like that stick, but fuck em for being weirdos.

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huggs are for muggs

>>7439656
I got really scared, because apparently i always had some voice drops i didn't notice until i found out that it was just the background noise of my pc that was recorded as well, which had a low frequency just like my voice when i started.

>>7439628
Post voice
>>7439638
There's only two ways a) if you post your full name here so it may come up in a google search or b) if you use the same pic elsewhere and they reverse image search that. I'd just not post your face on 4chan however just in case.

>>7439649
kissing at the movies is normal

>>7439666
trip on Vanessa

>>7439667
I'm not surprised, nobody ever likes me.

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>try to talk to guys
>choke on spaghetti
how to prevent this?

>>7439681
same, feels bad :/

>>7439674
DO you want a hug?

>>7439682
Don't talk with your mouth full

>>7439682
Stop eating spaghetti

>>7439677
Make sure to show your vagina during star wars to make him want sex

>>7439687
my mouth is always full tho
>>7439688
can't

>>7439682
Don't talk while chewing, it's rude.

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>>7439684
i like you :3

>>7439682
if you find out pls tell me

>>7439684
Lies. I like you, Lauren likes you, Maeve likes you, Korra likes you and probably some other Anons as well, maybe you shouldn't reject everyone.

>>7439493
My laptop is busted for some reason and I can't install skype on this PC. I'll try again tonight.

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>>7439642
No, but even if you wanted to be you could never change the fact that you're biologically a shrimp

>>7439646
don't be gross!
>>7439656
>do iiiit
LEDs are childish tho

>>7439642
>>7439697
hey, better than crabs i guess

im shrimp

>>7439676
Can you reverse search a picture on 4chan that got posted years ago? Wouldn't the thread have 404d?

>>7439697
>all of these lines detailig shrimp
-disgusting
-disgusting
-dusgusting
-dusqiuisin
-deucegust
-dustquest
-yeast

>>7439695
I don't like her.

>>7439701
Racist

>>7439690
Switch to shorter pasta

>>7439706
I said some Anons not all

>>7439706
i implore you to reconsider

>>7439708
fak u mr.crabs!!

>>7439661
don't act all clever, witty one-liners won't protect you

might as well be covering your heart with a piece of paper in the hopes that it'll stop a sword thrust

>>7439709
I don't know about that. I think some trips go anon to voice their displeasure.

>>7439696
k
>>7439682
I find myself spahgetti-ing a tiny bit despite having no real feelings for men. It's odd. I guess it's just their prescence, so big and powerful.
>>7439703
A lot of the old archives like Moe don't work anymore. The best course of action is to try searching for the pic yourself, if you can't find it then it's highly likely that no one else will be able to.

>>7439690
swallow before you speak
god it's like you havent even been trained

>>7439713
Then some of them must have lied somewhere

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>>7439692
uwu

>>7439695
you don't even exist here, you're literally just the grand sum of like 5 posts that make you recognizable, why complain about people not liking you when you're not here and they don't know you? Are you trying to guilt trip me or something?

>>7439697
wow that made me feel pretty bad actually

>>7439706
:( i'm sorry i couldn't be the sort of person you'd like, anon

>>7439716
>try to swallow
>choke
this is my issue

>>7439719
Wow why are you so rude to me just because i don't use a trip?

>>7439687
take your own advice slut

>>7439705
ODDISH omg I missed you )':

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>>7439719
owo

>>7439721
you need ore practice, get yourself a nice assertive, dominant man
you'll learn pretty quickly

>>7439725
hi

>>7439723
i'm not rude at all, if you don't have a trip there's nothing to project your personality on , so how can people possibly know you?

>>7439726
that gif is so cute!

>>7439723
that's just what trips do

they saunter through the threads like they own the place, and aim kicks at any passing anons who they don't like the look of

Vanessa is so cute!

>>7439735
hey shut up. take your lumps.

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>>7439724
Mmph mm mm mphh m

>>7439712
A sword, how..sharp and edgy

>>7439711
;_;

>>7439726
cute!

>>7439735
yeah that's totally whats happening here :^)

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why is youtube doing this

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>>7439736
yeh, sure

>>7439740
ur gey mr.crabs

>>7439740
stop, gross

>>7439719
It's okay Sertii. You're not a bad person or anything like that. You're just a bore.