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quid tricks /mtfg/ edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

previous >>7435812
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:p
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Who wants a boyfriend?

/his/ here.
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>>7438234
/her/ here :^)
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>>7438200
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>>7438234
can you love me
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>>7438234
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>>7438284

That depends if we're compatible strangerino
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I want a bf to cuddle with umu
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>>7438289
:p
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>>7438286
Rude
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>tfw not doing drugs with sertii
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SUNBURNT
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>>7438293

Sad!
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>>7438295
what kind of drugs
you like the dissociatives no?
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>>7438297
I don't know this feel.
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>>7438234
will you lovingly choke me while fucking me and then cuddle me

if yes then yes
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>>7438286
oh
can you love the unlovable
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>>7438299
Yeah
sertii wanted to do acid with me though, I like that too
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>>7438295
btw we can go to la la land on friday since its the new meme for kino autists like (you)
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>>7438234
Are you nice?
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>>7438308
Yes :D
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>>7438306
Yee I know
Gotta check what time the last train to Eindhoven leaves though
Looking forward to La La Land since it's on top of all the 2016 lists
I dislike Ryan Gosling though
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>>7438305
I did acid once, and it was too big a dose
spent 12 hours stuck in a loop reliving forgotten thoughts from nursery school

It was interesting, but I never want it to happen again
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>>7438302
Not on a first-date.
>>7438304
I'll have to judge if unloveable.
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>>7438310
la la land plays in tilburg too tho, just kinda early

>>7438313
yes i wouldnt want that on the first date either, kinda ruins it if we haven't gotten to know each other
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>>7438302
literally this
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Where are y'all from? It feels like everyone but me is U S A in here
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>>7438312
How much did you do?
My first time I did a big dose too but I saw the truth of the universe and I have never ever been that happy
I did have a very annoying song loop in my head for hours straight that was fairly shit
And at a certain point I got sad and trashy skyped me and streamed vidya

>>7438316
But you have to get home dummy that is the point

>>7438318
Netherlands
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>>7438318
Well it is European time...
I'm from England.
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>>7438318
The mystical kingdom of Bel'Gi-Yum. Known for chocolate, beer and waffles and firearms I suppose. Legend says the kingdom vanishes every once in a while, thus creating the rumor it is a non-country. The people here speak a rough and almost medieval dialect of dutch.
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>tfw i will look like this minus the boobs
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>>7438328
I look like that right now.
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>>7438326
a cute fancy accent
I like West-Flemish it sounds like the accent they have in Zeeuws-Vlaanderen where my mummy is from, it's weird though

>>7438327
I was quoting Sam Hyde Nessie, I'm not that disgusting

>>7438332
I wasn't being serious anon
Don't kill yourself please
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so who is going to throatfuck me?
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>>7438336
No you're black.
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>>7438316

Generally speaking though if the person is nice, stable, takes care of their body, and makes me feel comfortable, I have been known to sexually enslave them.
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>>7438335
She's not gonna kill herself, nobody here ever kills themself, they just say they will for attention
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>>7438280
>tfw you make a thread super early so it cant be deleted to prove its okay
>tfw Anna tells you to kill yourself anyway even though there was only 5 images left
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>>7438339
come over bby
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>>7438313
>Not on a first-date.
prude.
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>>7438234
I do!
Are you feminin?
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>>7438338
too late
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>>7438343
uwu anon please don't kill yourself
Should have made thread with trip though
<3
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>>7438342
Except for Anons, but if they kill themselves nobody notices.
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>>7438318
germany
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>>7438344
but you're supposed to be coming here?
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>>7438340
There are no black people on 4chan.
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>>7438351
Depends on where you are then :^)
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>>7438338
I think west-flemish sounds almost swedish sometimes :3
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>>7438350
Ich auch :)
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>>7438352
Of course not
>black "people"
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>>7438322
:( no please
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>>7438200
>tfw quid will never wear a bow in her hair
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So Sertii we're going to La La Land then?
I'll get the tickers if that's the case
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>>7438354
you know where ;3
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>>7438356
cool, ich treffe eher selten andere deutsche auf 4chan.
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>>7438356
>>7438367
Aus welcher Gegend kommt ihr so?
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>>7438364
be there in like 10 months then bby
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>>7438363
ye

trains should be fine
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im so gross and nasty and ugly and worthless and garbage
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>>7438363
Have fun you two!

Hope january comes soon
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>>7438369
bring snek!
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>>7438343
I like your thread

>>7438362
I think I'm too old for bows anon ;_;
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>>7438371
hey, me too!
but at least you're not as tall as me
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is it a good idea to get tested for chromosomal abnormalities?
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>>7438368
köln und du?
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I want a bow in my hair too ;-;
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>>7438370
Alright got the tickets :3

>>7438372
We will!
Hope so too, only 12 days to go :^)

>>7438373
I will bring my snekke
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>>7438376
if your GP deems it necessary
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>>7438374
>I think I'm too old for bows anon ;_;
nuh uh

>>7438378
do it!
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>>7438379
uwu 19:15 was it?
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>>7438380
I'm mostly just curious since my body seem wierd
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>>7438382
Yeah
So were you coming for dinner too or no?
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>>7438384
yeah i mean if your parents are cool with it

but there might be little time
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>>7438384
careful anna, it's a trap
(she wants the sex!)
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>>7438386
anna is a pure girl that is not for lewd
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>>7438385
Depends on how early we eat senpai
Like I am happy with eating at 17:45 or something and then there's definitely enough time but you're a weird Greek and you probably just ate lunch then or something crazy so that might not work for you

>>7438386
N-no she doesn't I'm not tall and old and dom :^)

>>7438387
good
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>>7438380
I asked my doctor for a chromosome test so many times but he keeps dragging his heels How do I get it done privately?
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>>7438390
Forgot trip
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>>7438390
pay money
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>>7438200
>>7438362
>>7438374

>Not bow on penis to make ir more feminine thread
Am I the only one who truly wants to be a girl here?

If you guess who I am, you'll win a prize.
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>>7438387
oh obviously! the is a right and proper lady!
she would never be involved with anything lewd
but she does expect the sex, platonically of course

>>7438388
>not dom
my dreams... dashed
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>>7438388
m80 i dont care i only eat breakfast and dinner anyway

>N-no she doesn't I'm not tall and old and dom :^)

that applies to boys, you're a girl tho so you just need to be on hrt a bit so we can have hot transbian lewd
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>>7438395
It's alright bby I will try!
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>>7438394
hi melly
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>>7438399
just show her the vagina to make her want the sex
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>>7438397
w-wew sertii that is v lewd!
Anyway yeah that's fine I'll ask my parents about it
I'll also tell them I know you from a forum on politics because that would be something I browse and I can hardly say a tranny forum :^)

>>7438402
>tfw no vaginer
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What are my chances?

https://unsee.
cc
/ziparubo/
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>>7438404
wait are you forcing me to pretend im a dutch nationalist
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>>7438404
there must being vagina for to be making her wanting the sexes!
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>>7438406
No of course not
You can be the filthy commie you are
Just pretend we met in a Nederdraad or something that'd work

>>7438407
I have a bussy does that count?
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>>7438405
if you're not on hrt then pretty high

if you have been on hrt for 1 year + then you need ffs

>>7438408
>nederdraad

cringe
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>>7438381
do you really think so? <3

why do you want a quid in a bow anyhow thoughhh
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>>7438408
for being to had the intercourse there must was president with no application of the sex!

licence and registration pls
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>>7438410
I mean it's the most logical place for a PVV voter and a fucking commie to meet on an international politics forum right?

>>7438412
w-what
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>>7438410
I've been on hrt for just over 4 months now. I didn't think the pic was that bad.
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why are my scars now swelling
is it from the new ones and the blood from them
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>>7438411
the op pic just makes me think that quid in a bow would look cute
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>>7438413
with not had the principality of had the instigation of the intercourses, you has indefinite probability of the culpability of obstructing my investigation, maam, have you been drinking?
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>>7438413
not really, commies don't really hang out in national threads but your parents dont know this so it works i guess

>>7438415
>4 months

ehh you'll be ok, it wasn't a bad picture at all but it depends on context
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>>7438419
a-am I being detained?

>>7438421
I wouldn't know either
It'll work senpai
Better than saying "yeah we met on some tranny board h-haha don't be suspicious though"
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>>7438421
The context being I thought I looked slightly ok in the pic so I wanted opinions I guess
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>>7438424
yeah you look good senpai but obviously you'll look better in the future, that was my whole point
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>>7438424
Sertii is just a mean bully
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don't dead open inside
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>>7438427
hugg smiles
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>>7438425
I just dont see what id need much ffs on other than one or two things

>>7438426
I know ;_;
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I really need some real friends that can give irl huggs to keep me going
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>>7438394
you say some weird things sometimes sass
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>>7438429
listen i wasn't trying to make you feel bad but yeah i thought you needed ffs on 1 thing if hrt had completed all it's changes.

Since you're only 4 months in many of the changes haven't even begun, so i said you're most likely going to be fine.
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>>7438415
I'm the anon that commented in the unsee.
If you're only 4 months you're fine. It was just a tranny angle. only things I can see to fix right now are eyebrows and hair. Give yourself a year, you'll pass.
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>>7438423
maam, i trust that you implicitly understand that any and all possession and or distribution of memetic substances is illegal in this state?
i'm going to have to ask that you make the decision to step out of the vehicle and not resist arrest
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>>7438441
AM I BEING DETAINED
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
I AM TRAVELLING NOT DRIVING
I GET ALL THE RIGHTS AND NONE OF THE DUTIES OF US CITIZENS
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There's this news story making the rounds in latin America about about some rich degenerate in Colombia who kidnapped a little girl and then raped and killed her.

When doing the reporting about why such a monstrosity could happen, some neighbor mentioned that he saw him "dressed like a woman once" and this becomes the headline when a psychologist says that dressing up in women's clothing and stealing is a trait that the deadliest psycopaths have.

Link to story in spanish
http://www.elmundo.es/cronica/2016/12/20/58541b12e2704e6a6d8b4585.html

Pic related.
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>>7438443
maam im going to have to ask that you redue the volume and intensity of the kinetic vibrations in the air that you may or may not be producing and inform me of whether or not you have consumed any possible memetic substances?
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>>7438448
what the fuck
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>>7438426
it's true, she's told me to kms on two separate occasions
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>>7438448
Sass how could you do that to that poor little girl
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>tfw noone to cuddle with (un)platonically
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MY QHI ORDER HAS BEEN SHIPPED
HORMONES INBOUND
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>>7438458
Anna! a lady such as yourself shouldnt make such lewd implications!
now, keep your cocksuckery platonic young lady
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>>7438465
But what if I am a proper lady who wants love and not just lewds?
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>>7438452
Jeez I know. These are the stories that are thw foundation for bathroom bills.

>>7438456
I don't like this joke >:(

>>7438461
Anna with tits! :3
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>>7438466
not until you are married to the young lord Barron and we receive the dowry
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>>7438461
you're getting excited its really cute
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>>7438469
>tfw it'll take months to get any real noticable boobage
why don't the pills just change you into a girl right away >:(

>>7438470
But I want to marry Elsa
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>>7438466
Oh my little Anna, when there is love between two people, nohing that they do is lewd.
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>>7438475
and Who is 'Elsa'?!?!?!
that sound suspiciously like the name of a Woman!
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>>7438482
hugg
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>>7438484
endo is just stalling for time again
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>>7438473
Just to be clear, I'm not a tranny though
I'm just going to beat the hormones just like Spartan did
My testosterone will wreck the harmful influences of Cypro!

>>7438478
sex is still lewd
unplatonic sex is best sex

>>7438480
correct
Elsa is the queen of Arendelle, and she's the most beautiful woman imaginable
focus on the "imaginable" :(
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>>7438475
>mfw you wanted to wait a whole year for the VU
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>>7438488
>I'm just going to beat the hormones just like Spartan did
spartan will be back soon
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>18
>190 lbs
>6'0
>No jawline
>Patchy beard
>Hair only grows into a perm so I always keep a buzzcut
>Wide chest and shoulders from years of the gym but I'm still fat fuck
>Unemotional and boring
>Suicidal
Only thing going for me might be lumbar lordosis which makes my ass and hips look bigger than they really are. Is there any hope or should I buy a bullet tonight?
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dammit lauren
https://clyp.it/wypqhx0j
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>>7438489
I realised now that every day is a waste
I want to have progress
Even if I don't notice any progress I want to know that at least I am not wasting time and potential
I'm fairly glad you always called me stupid for it :^)

>>7438492
He only visits us to see whether I can follow in his footsteps
He's my example
He's almost like a god among men
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>>7438494
these sound like positive things tho? Just lose weight

>>7438496
now you get to see other new girls go through the exact same retardation you went through and call them stupid
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>>7438496
stop encouraging her please ._.
she really needs therpay
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>>7438496
>men
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>>7438498
True
I still hope I hate HRT and turn out to just be a confused guy desu
Funniest part about all this is that we both shaved our heads too it's nice and similar

>>7438499
He has rejected the shackles of trannydom
He's in a better place now

>>7438501
God among women, then
Whichever you want
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>>7438488
yeah yeah yeah, the white haired chick from the ds3 dlc ashes of ariandel
she was hot but that boss fight was a bitch!
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>>7438494
>Only thing going for me might be lumbar lordosis which makes my ass and hips look bigger than they really are. Is there any hope or should I buy a bullet tonight?
it sounds very romantic to wander into a gun shop and buy a single bullet

i can imagine someone sitting in a sparse room on a wooden chair, doing shots out of a liquor bottle and playing with the single bullet in their hand
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>>7438503
h-hey mine is growing back already
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>>7438488
https://youtu.be/XO3mrFNCeLk
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why are boys so sexy?
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>>7438506
Well yeah the growing back is kinda an automatic process
I have like a centimeter of hair again
At like 3% progress woooo
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>>7438503
>He has rejected the shackles of trannydom
this isnt a joke
>He's in a better place now
no she isnt
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>>7438508
idk
if you figure out why then tell me
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>>7438508
testosterone gives them evil powers
they make you blush just by staring at you
its magical

>>7438510
HAH i have 2 or 3 at least

>>7438511
agree with this post
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Okay gotta go for now
Will be back tonight girls
<3

>>7438516
REEEEEE
my hair grows decently quick though so maybe I can overtake you :^)
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>>7438511
btw that is an ftm using the gender dysphoria simulating booth and it made him feel like a girl until he leaped out of the booth
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>>7438503
Ugh just the opposite for me, I'm worried I'll wake up one day realizing this was a phase
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i wish i was lovable and had a boyfiend who thought i mattered
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>>7438513
this picture makes me feel things....

>>7438516
>strong independent woman don't need no man
>as soon as he touches my but im a squealing blushing mess that can't think clearly

what is this black magic ):<
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>>7438505
I have a gun you twerp.
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>>7438523
>what is this black magic ):<
its white magic
white boys are some kind of thing that is unexplainable
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>tfw no mommy
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>>7438525
the gun is a revolver and lying on the table in this scenario
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>>7438527
unf want
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>>7438523
boys are sent from outer space to make us feel weird
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>>7438530
korra, do you have the lewd disease ?
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>>7438531
wtf i hate boys now

>>7438532
n-no
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>>7438530
once you go white, they'll set you right
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>>7438533
really?
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>tfw snugg as a bug back home in my pj's
This was an eventful week
Not overly good or bad though, it had ups and downs
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>>7438534
>>7438535
d-delet this immediately !!
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>>7438533
you're giving sertii lewd thoughts korra
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>>7438537
why? do you not like it?
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>>7438539
>implying she needs any help
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would you kill yourself if you knew you'd never be loved
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>>7438537
are you sure you dont have the lewd disease?
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The Islamic assassin was cute, I'm sad that he's dead.
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>>7438545
what the fuck

that's massive
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>>7438537
I heard your voice before I went to bed, still needs some work though
>>7438542
Hi Vanessa
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>>7438547
OwO
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>>7438494
reference
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>>7438536
you came at a bad time

this is lewdposting hour
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>>7438539
ur not a mind reader anon!

>>7438542
m-maybe but looking at them make me feel funny!

>>7438545
im p-positive!

>>7438548
vocaroo is garbage I sound like a completely different person on Skype
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>>7438550
just lose the weight and get on mones and you'll be fine imo

>>7438549
o////o
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>>7438548
hey Shakira
how are you?
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Science has finally found what turns bright, lively young women into dullards obsessed with their spawn: http://www.nature.com/neuro/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nn.4458.html
I'm glad I can't get pregnant.
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>mucsle
>not twinks and femboys
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>>7438554
is that a bad thing?
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>>7438559
well, i'm not in the position to be picky
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>>7438544
yes
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>>7438559
it's actually well-known that average-bodied manlets make the best and most generous lovers

most MTFs who settle with one of those report high levels of happiness and sexual satisfaction
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>>7438559
get out
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>>7438559
we've got it all here
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Men are disgusting idk how anyone can be attracted to them.
People told me HRT would make me like men more but i just find them more sexually unpleasant than ever.
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>>7438559
might as well just like girls at that point

>>7438560
yes very bad my heart is beating fast and my face is hot this suxxx

>>7438565
hnng

>>7438567
>men are disgusting

ok
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>>7438557
that's pretty interesting actually. Don't know what to think of it atm though.

>>7438567
it's weird, i don't really find them attractive per se and idk if i could be in a relationship with one, but i like the idea of fucking one
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>>7438570
>i don't really find them attractive
>but i like the idea of fucking one
yes, this is about the level of contradiction i'd expect from someone of your political affiliation
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>>7438556
Unfortunately I've had to filter British IPs. I'm good otherwise.
>>7438554
I do have you on Skype if you ever wanna talk to me one day.
>>7438557
I'm not into having children either.
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>>7438569
>hnng
watch out
young kurt russel
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>>7438567
if you weren't attracted to them before then i don't think you're just gonna change. every tranny here just thinks it makes them more of a real girl.
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i love my doggo she's my friend
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>>7438572
i was talking with valq all last night

>>7438573
s-stop!
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>>7438570
I know exactly what to think of it. Lost many interesting friends when they became mothers. They just weren't the same afterwards.
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how to make hair nice? It's getting longer
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>>7438576
LAUREN
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>>7438569
sometimes that happens to me, turns out it's just cocklust
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>>7438577
>s-stop!
young harrison ford
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>>7438580
ANON
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>>7438572
why filter the britbongs?
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>>7438571
i mean like

i dont look at guys on the street thinking oh hes hot oh hes hot as well

but i feel like if i were to be with a man sexually it would make me feel really sexy

idk maybe i'm just subconsciously looking for validation, i honestly don't know

>>7438578
yeah this was what i was thinking of. kinda scary desu
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>>7438569
I don't mean like as a gender or anything sjw meme
But whenever I see them sexualised like what's going on ITT I find it so unpleasant as to make me want to hide all the lewd posters, and I don't understand how anyone can be attracted to that stuff

>>7438570
Tbh I'm the opposite. I could imagine myself being romantically involved with a cute guy but sexually it just all goes out the window. And even then I'd only like femme guys. All this muscles and big cock stuff is so... disgusting to me

>>7438571
Romantic attraction =/= sexual attraction

>>7438574
Idk I didn't think it would magically make me like them or whatever. I was already open to the idea of romance with boys and was told that that was likely repression and that I'd open up more to it the further I got with transition but I think I've gone the opposite way
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>>7438581
s u f f e r i n g. it's bern over a week since ive had any

>>7438582
AHHHH you bully!!
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>>7438570
>i don't really find them attractive
not even this guy :(?
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Was it kino?
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>>7438585
>why filter the britbongs?
can you blame her? make a list of all the brits here:
>shakira
>oryx
>robin
>caroline
>vanessa
i'd filter us too, but i'm slightly worried that if i did, i'd phase out of existence
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>>7438574
With men I don't think I've actually gained any more attraction to men, I'm just more open about expressing what little interest I do have in them. I've definitely lost sexual interest in women though.
>>7438585
Oryx was evading my filters so had to go nuclear to finally get rid of her.
>>7438591
My sides
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>>7438589
>AHHHH you bully!!
I only bully because I cant get any
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>>7438586
I occasionally do that with guys. Let them cop a feel, maybe steal a kiss from them. No sex, no dating. But yeah, feeling attractive is good.
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>>7438592
i like all those people especially my buddy Caroline
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>>7438557
I wish I could have kids
Maybe some day I'll adopt...
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>>7438589
you should tell your bf, i'm sure he'll be happy to supply
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>>7438592
true, we are pretty bad, but i usually just ignore

>>7438593
wow, sounds pretty bad
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>>7438594
me neither ;~; i mostly only fantasize

>>7438600
not until tomorrow night :((((((((
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>tfw the world will soon be purged in the immortal nuclear flames of the proletariat
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>>7438598
Trip on Carol
You're fooling no one
We all know you're one of the worst posters here
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>>7438602
>me neither ;~; i mostly only fantasize
you have a boyfriend
you get as much as you want on the weekends
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>>7438604
it was me
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>>7438598
you like everyone, LAUREN
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>>7438585
prolly so oryx cant go anon and bother her

>>7438588
oh idk the idea of being with a gut romantically just makes me feel uncomfortable, knowing how many guys treat their girlfriends behind their backs

>>7438590
desu it would have to be someone that could make me feel small, this guy doesn't really cut it although objectivelly he has an attractive face

>>7438597
w-wow you slut...

but yeah i'm not sure, i've never been with anyone of aany gender so i'll have to see how it goes
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>>7438602
then you'll just have to wait, try not to think about it too much
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>>7438607
The second worst posters imitating the worst. Fitting.
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>>7438592
Don't worry I check some filtered posts when Oryx isn't around, we can still talk :)
>>7438601
Yeah sucks
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>>7438610
I'm not a slut. But being a tease is kind of fun. I guess I just like being in charge.
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W-Well if Anna and Sertii go to see a movie today THEN I WILL TOO

and again, have fun you two!
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>>7438605
only on his off days and even then having a bf I can only see some of the time makes me sad ;_;

>>7438611
>try not to think about it

fuck is on my mind constantly
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>>7438613
how did you filter all british IPs?
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>>7438603
it was only a matter of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wMWYjsWclE
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Star of wonder, star of night
Star of royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy perfect light
>>
>>7438617
I was a fat neckbeard for like 4 years, spent a lot of time on /g/.
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>>7438619
Anon! I just got banned for this! :(
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>>7438613
>Don't worry I check some filtered posts when Oryx isn't around, we can still talk :)
i can't speak for every british anon, but you ain't exactly missing anything special with my posts

actually, on second thought, i can speak for every british anon
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>>7438619
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>>7438625
Nicotine?
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> tfw can't date a clone of myself.
I'll never have a perfect partner ):
>>
>>7438619
>>7438611
>>7438605
Please for the love of god stop
This isn't your personal fap folder dumping ground
>>
>>7438629
That's taking AGP to another level...
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>>7438625
It's always nice to meet other Brits. Where in bongland are you? I'm in London.
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>>7438619
He looks gay


So who lives in cali??? Might take a train there, wondering who I can meet??
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>>7438631
I dont jerk it though I give myself rubbies
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>>7438635
Kayla lol
Enjoy your rape and murder.
>>
>>7438628
nicotine is a trip, not an anon

goddamnit sass, why aren't you asleep? i was hoping to enjoy the thread for at least a couple more hours
>>
>>7438627
Do you like uncut twinks Korra?
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>>7438614
yeah i was just joking, i wouldnt call anyone out for that even if they were
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>>7438635
I know pookie, kayla, isla,and rachel I think
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>>7438635
faye, kayla, rachel iirc
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>>7438631
eww i dont fap
what's wrong with you
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>>7438634
i'm in london too (i'm the same anon who works on the railways)
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>>7438642
i prefer cut and that guy doesn't really fall under my definition of twink
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>>7438635
Northern Nevada master race reporting in
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>>7438655
What would you call him?
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>>7438647
>>7438649
I wanna meet faye isla and rachel
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>>7438658
he looks like a normal otter mode guy
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>>7438660
what about kayla she would be nice too
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>>7438660
You should tell them
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>>7438652
Oh that was you, I vaguely remember that. I have actually worked on the railway before (work experience when I was 15) at Tube Lines (drove the train wooo!). In 2013 I did apply to TFL but got rejected. Kinda given up on looking for a job since.
>>7438656
Do you know any space aliens?
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>>7438632
I'm known for taking things to the extreme. :^)
>>7438635
Moved from cali to Germany 19 years ago. We barely missed each other!!
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>>7438666
>Oh that was you, I vaguely remember that. I have actually worked on the railway before (work experience when I was 15) at Tube Lines (drove the train wooo!). In 2013 I did apply to TFL but got rejected. Kinda given up on looking for a job since.
it's okay, i know that feel, i was a NEET for about 18 months after uni too

didn't really do any job searching for like an entire year, just hibernated in my room getting fatter 2bh
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>>7438655
>I prefer cut
>Preferring genital mutilation
>>
i don't know what to do anymore
with my life and everything
i'm getting really unstable and sad and i think i'm gonna die soon
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>>7438673
yep that's what i prefer
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>>7438673
Is that why straight chasers prefer pre op transgirls? Because they dislike genital mutilation?
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>>7438673
some people are into that kinky shit
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>>7438677
Elective surgery such as srs is not the same thing as mutilating am infants genitals against their will

>>7438676
You are a horrible person. It's good that you will never get to be a mother
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>>7438663
Kaylas not nice
>>7438669
*travels back in time*
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>>7438672
How far have you gotten along the NHS route?
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>>7438679
ok bud. im horrible for having a pref for cut guys.
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>>7438682
Circumcision is mutilation.
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>>7438682
bad taste if nothing else
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>>7438682
You literally prefer guys being mutilated as infants. That's pretty shitty desu
>>
I'm glad the naked man posters stopped.
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Hello guys, what's going on in this thread?
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>>7438679
What if they are cut because of a medical reason?
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>>7438689
>guys
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>>7438688
which one?
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>>7438681
oh, i'm not actually trans - i have no idea how it is here

but it's the NHS, so whatever the quality, it'll probably take about twice as long as it needs to
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>>7438689
Has he actually fried anyone yet?
>>7438690
You and I both know that in most cases it's done for cosmetic reasons.
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I didn't see it in the op, can someone please link me the form I fill in to apply for a qt gf?
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>>7438694
>Has he actually fried anyone yet?
No, he can't
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>>7438694
I just asked because I know someone whose foreskin was too small / tip of the dick was too big (dunno which way it was) so they had to remove it.
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>>7438660
hi im an isla from the california
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>>7438693
Oh so what are you doing here then?
>tfw my nearest NHS hospital is the worst in the country
NHS sucks sometimes yeah
>>7438697
Trump will rip up your constitution to ensure Pence can start frying the fags.
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>>7438690
Name one legit medical condition that requires circumcising an infant.
If you are referring to in adults where the rate possibility of cancer in the foreskin leads to removal than that is different because it is elective and is for a medical reason, not aesthetics.
Because that is so rare you're basically saying you find incredibly rare penis attractive.

This is a dumb thing anyway, it's like if guys said they prefer women with cut up labia and it was the cultural norm to cut women like that. Sounds stupid doesn't it? Even if you think it's better, it's a shitty thing to propagate in society especially when the aesthetics driven surgery damages the function and sensation for the one who is cut and so often leads to problems
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>>7438703
>Oh so what are you doing here then?
bullying and lewdposting mostly

>tfw i had to have an operation at the third worst hospital in the country (at the time)
from what i remember, lissy went via the NHS though, didn't she?
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>>7438692
Both of you
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>>7438700
isla can i kiss you
>>
>>7438707
See >>7438699
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>>7438710
are you a list of the 4 people id like that from rn\
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>>7438699
>>7438707
>I just asked because I know someone whose foreskin was too small / tip of the dick was too big (dunno which way it was) so they had to remove it
I had to be circumcised at 22 because of phimosis (where your foreskin is too tight and can't be retracted)

I doubt you'd need to do that for an infant though (it's perfectly normal not to be able to retract your foreskin when you're a baby, usually it takes until you're approaching 10 or something before it goes back)
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>>7438707
Phimosis. When it's too severe, it can lead to severe complications. It's pretty rare for it to be that bad, though.
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>>7438709
are you transbian? or chaser?
are you getting triggered?
is this more to your taste?
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>>7438713
idk what's the list
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>>7438715
It was at kindergarten age for that person. Maybe just got really (Un)lucky. Really depends on your point of view.
>>
>>7438719
afro
renee
renee and
afro
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>>7438722
that's two people
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>>7438720
It can lead to infections and necrosis when it's really too tight. That's exceptional and circumcision is always done at a very young age when it's the case.
>>
im so gross
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>>7438720
>It was at kindergarten age for that person. Maybe just got really (Un)lucky. Really depends on your point of view.
Well, I mean, I'm not a doctor or anything, maybe it was necessary for him.

What you're supposed to do is try steroid cream first to see if that helps, and if not, try a preputioplasty. Circumcision's sort of like a last resort treatment for it if the other two things fail (or it's supposed to be), which is why I was 22 when I finally had it done.
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>>7438712
See >>7438707
>Because that is so rare you're basically saying you find incredibly rare penis attractive.

Obv when medically necessitated it's justifiable or if a consenting adult elects to have it done it's okay but we should not promote it as the norm to happen to infants because it's mutilation.
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I failed at staying away from this place. Bully me.
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>>7438718
Why do you have to be an ass about it?
I don't want to see your fap folder of naked men dumped here, is that too much to ask?
I don't want to see anyones sexual images dumped here, men or women or cartoon drawings. This isn't your porn circle.
>>
>>7438739
it's okay i like you
>>
>>7438700
Hello isla from the California are you feeling pretty today??? I hope so
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>>7438726
Well according to the anon it isnt always done at a young age so I was confused :D I don't really know much about that stuff.
>>7438734
I never understood why foreshin is that holy thing for some people. Isn't it more clean if it's removed and doesn't it prevent unnecessary problems like >>7438730 has. I mean if you do it directly for infants they won't even remember the surgery and stuff. Seems pretty good to me.
>>
>>7438739
it's like 2am emily, go to bed

lord knows you need that beauty sleep
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>>7438716
Performing this on an infant as a medical necessity is so incredibly rare though like if the skin fused shut, infants foreskin isn't supposed to be retractable. it's always done later in life if the problem doesn't correct.
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>>7438743
I don't see why.

>>7438746
I slept like 16 hours yesterday.
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>>7438739
why do we always come back?
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>>7438726
>That's exceptional and circumcision is always done at a very young age when it's the case.
It depends - if it's so exceptionally tight that it's visible, then they probably would, but it's not a problem you usually notice until later in life.

Foreskin usually doesn't retract until you're approaching sexual maturity, so most people don't start to notice a problem until they're in their teens (I think I was like 16 or something when I first realised something was wrong, and then it took another few years for me to do anything about it).
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>>7438751
I think this place is like a drug, we feel major (you) withdrawal.
>>
>>7438755
I feel like im on here most when im at work
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>>7438742
lol, you're really fired up about something arent you?
whats wrong?
>>
>>7438745
It reduces sensitivity. Cleanliness is not an issue, for most people, since they shower daily.

Would you recommend preemptively replacing all your teeth with false ones just to prevent any tooth related problems?
>>
What's your kink, mtfg?
>>
>>7438723
i clearly listed four.
>>7438744
yes a very cute boy called me pretty and it made me feel funny and pretty >_<
hello beepbeep from
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>>7438761
emotional abuse owo
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>>7438708
Lissy's experience was quite good. It varies really. I had excellent treatment at UCH in Warren Street, Whittington in Archway however, they just discharged me without proper treatment. Basically if you don't want to die go to the Central London hospitals they are very good.
>>7438745
>I mean if you do it directly for infants they won't even remember the surgery and stuff. Seems pretty good to me.
You can't be serious it's unneccessary surgery done without consent.
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>>7438757
Work must suck when you're a tranny, at least you get paid though.

>>7438761
I fap to memes.
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>>7438745
>I never understood why foreshin is that holy thing for some people
Because, I dunno, it's the unmutilated version of the penis? It is the most dense collection of nerve endings? It completely changes the penis's form function? Many reasons. Primarily the first though.
>Isn't it more clean if it's removed
No. This is wives tale that's never been proven
It supposedly kept men cleaner because they masturbated less when circumcised.
>prevent unnecessary problems like
Phimosis is incredibly rare to require medical intervention though. Why cut all babies for the very few who will need it some day?
>if you do it directly for infants they won't even remember the surgery and stuff
Do you know how often babies go into shock or are left with permanent scars, lack of function, loss of penis, or death from the surgery? You can't use anesthetics on babies so they just don't.
Like I said, it permanently damages and changes the penis and for what? "I like how it looks better"? That is retarded.
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>>7438750
>I slept like 16 hours yesterday.
are you sick or something?
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So I heard America is doing a thing where they just blame everything wrong on Russian hackers. I guess I'll partake.

Russian hackers are why I'm a tranny.
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>>7438761
Doggo
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>>7438767
No I just slept four hours the previous night to meet someone.
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>>7438769
Not really, it's most likely the jews behind this one
>>
>>7438770
Trip on Ufufu
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>>7438769
this, those russian bastards hacked my chromosomes
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>>7438772
who did you meet and was it smiles again?
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>>7438773
Blaming Jews has been old since the 40s, get with the times.

>>7438775
Russians are so good at hacking, dod you hear they hacked Brexit which was a paper ballot.

>>7438776
It was gonna be but she had to cancel so I walked around the city for a bit in a state where I looked like I was gonna faint.
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>>7438761
Pain
Humiliation
Submission
>>
>>7438769
Mfw my mom found out someone was using her email in Ukraine last night
>>
I want to die
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>>7438779
Go into more detail about the pain and humiliation aspects please.
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>>7438781
things will get better, you just have to keep fighting
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>>7438781
Me too. Want to marry me?
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>>7438778
>It was gonna be but she had to cancel so I walked around the city for a bit in a state where I looked like I was gonna faint.
WTF i love smiles now

well, at least you got to enjoy a nice day out - oh wait, it's australia in mid-summer, never mind
>>
Well nothing ever went
Quite exactly as we planned
Our ideas held no water
But we used them like a damn
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>>7438761
[spoiler]headpats[/spoiler]
>>
Anyone here play GTA V? What's your favourite radio station?
>>
>>7438785
are you snickerdoodle?

NO, I THOUGHT NOT
>>
>>7438785
>>7438784
I feel so gross
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>>7438792
Wow, you're always online are you?
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>>7438788
It was okay desu, kinda depressed that day though but at least I bought a Watamote mango.

>>7438791
The Mexican one.

>>7438781
Same.
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>>7438765
Luckily the people here are pretty open minded but still feels bad desu
>>
>>7438761
much
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>>7438793
Me too. Want to marry me?
>>
>>7438793
i know that feel
not really sure how to cope with it other than believing things will get better
>>
>>7438782
She likes being slapped and called a faggot, what's there to elaborate?
>>
>>7438797
I thought it was school shootings.

>>7438796
Lucky, I hope I either find a place like that or move far away.
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>>7438761
I like holding hands and cuddling.
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>>7438794
what do you mean, i-i have friends outside here too
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>>7438802
its definetly possible
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>>7438782
Idk, I just like being abused and insulted. I like being slapped, having my hair pulled and being forced around. It's been a while since I've been whipped but I do quite like being tied up, having a guy force himself on me, then being whipped and verbally abused for liking it.

There's not really a lot to explain, I'm both very strongly sub and also masochistic.
>>
>>7438802
that is included, and the smell of hydrochloric acid
and chloroform...
>>
>>7438800
Things get better, then worse, then better again, then worse for a while, until you eventually die, that's how it goes.
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>>7438806
Me not.
>>
>>7438810
What are your thoughts on The Supreme Gentleman?
>>
>>7438800
things are really bad though
>>7438799
I don't know you though anon
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>>7438813
never heard of them, one sec, googling
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>>7438808
I hope.

>>7438810
I like to pitch correct the all the notes in a song until all notes sound the same then I masturbate furiously.
>>
>>7438792
>>7438806
I would bet money you are actually snickerdoodle
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>>7438817
>never heard of them
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>>7438759
False teeth are much worse than real teeth so no.
And it definitely didn't reduce sensitivity for my friend :D Do you have a study that shows that it really reduces sensitivity?

>>7438766
> lack of function, loss of penis, or death from the surgery
I googled a bit and I didn't find that anywhere.
But if it really isn't cleaner and the chance of future problems with foreskin is low there really is no need.

>>7438764
> You can't be serious it's unneccessary surgery done without consent.
If I could have had my cecum removed as a baby to prevent a potential cecal perforation in the future I really would have liked to have that.
But as I said above, if the cleanness stuff is a myth and the chance of future problems with foreskin is really low there is no reason for circumcision.
>>
>>7438818
you are an amazing person!
i want your babies

>>7438821
no, not sure, i'll keep googling
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>>7438822
>And it definitely didn't reduce sensitivity for my friend :D Do you have a study that shows that it really reduces sensitivity?
It definitely does reduce sensitivity, MERCIFULLY

I walked like a cowboy for months until the sensitivity went down enough for me not to be bothered by the chafing
>>
>>7438815
I know, but maybe if i keep asking you will agree one day
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>>7438828
I'm not. I'm just depressed and trying to entertain myself.
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>>7438828
>no, not sure, i'll keep googling
how quickly they forget
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>>7438831
it's ok, you are pretty cool

just, listen to some bobby darin and rub one out

>>7438833
yeah i'm watching now, so he shot up a garage? is that it?
>>
>>7438820
i'm not snickerdoodle, and i can prove it by saying something nice about snickerdoodle:

snickerdoodle is cute
>>
>>7438822
Do you also want a study about how removing the clitoris reduces sexual stimulation for women?

>False teeth are much worse than real teeth so no.
Source?
>>
>>7438835
I don't feel like masturbation or music.
>>
Is the ausgirl drama over for now? I want to try out tripping but I don't want to be around claire....
>>
>>7438822
How hard is it to just clean the fucking thing?
>>7438828
Wow you really don't know about the God of /r9k/? He was all over the news.
>>7438835
He shot up his school because he couldn't get laid.
>>
>>7438837
I'm not so sure, she hasn't posted much lately, it could be you defending your turf
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>>7438840
You should be safe if you're over 18
>>
>Tfw no one left I'm important for
>Heartbroken
>Hate myself too and stuff is fucked

I wish I could will myself out of existence
>>
>>7438838
> Do you also want a study about how removing the clitoris reduces sexual stimulation for women?
I think theres a minor difference.
>>7438838
>Source?
My dentist.
>>7438841
> How hard is it to just clean the fucking thing?
How would I know? I'm a girl!
>>
>>7438840
>ausgirl drama
I'm sorry?
>>
>>7438822
Run your finger lightly over the back of your hand.
Now run it lightly over your palm.
Feel that sort of tingly sensitive touch in your palm? Those are the types of touch nerves that are only on the foreskin not the rest of the penis. However they lose their sense when under pressure which is why your foreskin isn't tingly when gripping it. (Run your finger firmly over your palm to feel the difference)

I don't have studies on hand about sensitivity loss during general use, but the delicate touch sensation is undeniably lost, which likely affects overall sensation.

Your friend or others claiming no sensation loss likely just don't remember what it used to feel like
>>
>>7438848
Lol.
>>
>>7438835
>yeah i'm watching now, so he shot up a garage? is that it?
he stabbed 3 people to death and shot up a sorority house back in 2014

but he's mainly so famous on 4chan because of his videos (which were him driving around his BMW complaining about women, videoing happy couples cuddling and stuff from his car, while he commented on how much he hated them), and he even wrote a long manifesto before he died, which basically told his life story and how he couldn't get women

he's the unofficial patron saint of /r9k/
>>
>>7438848
>minor difference
Different scale but same thing.
>>
>>7438839
stalk chad!

>>7438841
yeah ive never been on /r9inch/
>shot up his school because he couldnt get laid
autistic psychosis
>>
>>7438855
At 3am?
>>
>>7438853
well, cool, sounds like a tard
>>
>>7438830
I don't think that would work
>>
>>7438846
Im 18 and idk she didn't sound like a shitty person and if shes making smiles happy for once then it's not that bad

>>7438849
All the shit surrounding claire
>>
>>7438858
Just like /r9k/
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>>7438853
This is what happens when you raise your children to be egotistical little shits. So many kids of this generation are going to be murderers and school shooters.

>>7438861
I'm not aware.
>>
>>7438857
yeh, stationary target should be easy AF!

>>7438862
shitposting is fine, but there are limits yknow
i mean, if you're going to kill a bunch of people at least dont get caught, fuckin rookie
>>
>>7438418
oh :3 yay
>>
>>7438864
There were even more criminals in past generations, stop this muh generation bs.
>>
>>7438850
>Your friend or others claiming no sensation loss likely just don't remember what it used to feel like
Thats actually very likely.
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>>7438861
Good person or not, dating minors is still weird af
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>>7438858
>well, cool, sounds like a tard
yeah, but it's pretty interesting stuff nonetheless
>>
>>7438873
idk, not really interested in watching someones descent into madness
>>
>>7438864
Dating smiles and their age diff

>>7438872
weirder things have happened here I think
>>
>>7438864
>This is what happens when you raise your children to be egotistical little shits. So many kids of this generation are going to be murderers and school shooters.
i don't think it was his parents' fault and his siblings turned out fine, i think he was just batshit crazy

i remember a couple of years ago, someone dumped a load of rare elliots on /r9k/ and spent a lot of time talking about him; there was a lot of speculation that it was his dad or his sister - probably not, but it was very weird, nonetheless
>>
>Tfw became a yuri loving homo

HRT confirmed for making people gay
>>
>>7438860
:(
>>
>>7438883
why do you like me so much anyway?
>>
>>7438881
>like Yuri
>not gay
H-help
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>>7438881
homo!
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>>7438865
But I need to sleep.

>>7438869
Okay, I'm exaggerating but the fact that so many American colleges had to be fucking shut down and their students retreating to their safe spaces because someone they didn't like won an election really gives me little hope for the current state of this generation.

>>7438876
Oh that.

>>7438878
Idk, I just assumed cause the kid was a rich af little bastard he probs felt entitled, especially to those girls he so desperately wanted.
>>
You know those days
When you want to just choose
To not get out of bed
You're lost in your head again
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>>7438853
>>7438858
>>7438864
>>7438878
This is the last page of his manifesto.
>>
>>7438888
it's probably secretly snickerdoodle, and she's trying to throw off the scent by accusing me of being snickerdoodle
>>
>>7438889
You're just gay for animu

>>7438890
Well know what you're a double homo! So homo that you're straight
>>
>>7438888
You're nice and cute and pure
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>>7438894
It scares me that men like this exist
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>>7438894
Looks pretty dumb
>>
>>7438891
sleep is optional
have you established a means of ingress into his room? if so then what factors are applicable? witnesses, noise, property damage?

>>7438894
cba reading the memoirs of a serial killer

>>7438897
actually i'm a faggot cubed
the best breed of homo!
>>
>>7438840
What was the ausgirl drama?
>>
>>7438894
I like the SCUM manifesto better.
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>>7438894
i liked the earlier parts where he talked about his childhood, it all gets kinda edgy towards the end

his megalomania really comes out in full force
>>
>>7438895
I don't think so, I think I would recognize her posts
>>7438898
but why?
>>
>>7438902
I dunno where he lives.

>>7438894
Edgy.
>>
>>7438900
Surely you must've realized long ago that there are some bad people in this world, this isn't even in the top 10.
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>>7438897
True, plus there's something super cute about stories about girls falling in love and stuff they make my kokoro go Doki Doki
>>
>>7438913
No, but what's scary about this is less about how he's some monster or in the top 10 worst people, but more that there are likely a lot of people out there that hold views similar to him. It's a lot more insidious and closer to home.
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>>7438900
There are more of them than you think.
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>>7438916
Well, there's also women that wrote similar pieces, but even if a lot of men are misogynistic, very few are to that point.
>>
>The guy who shot the russian ambassador was a jew and not a jihadi
:thinking:
>>
>>7438914
purest love
>>
>>7438910
you havent even tailed him?
you are very far behind on your training! how do you expect to be married to him by the end of the year at this rate?
you need to follow him and ask him if your chloroform soaked handkerchief smells funny
>>
>>7438909
Because that's just the way you are
>>
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind the sun or the rain
We can be like they are
Come on baby
Don't fear the Reaper
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What happened to the Ausgirl trips drama SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME REEEEEEEE
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>>7438924
Marry him? I though I was supposed to kill him?
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>>7438926
your just huggboxing me since I'm sad I think
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>>7438929
there isn't any
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>>7438916
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>>7438920
>"we die in syria"
>jew
>>
>>7438929
Kit detrans
Claire fucks 15 year olds
>>
>>7438933
No it's because i honestly like you. Everyone here seems sad most of the time.
>>
>>7438917
>Lived a life as awful as us
>Killing people makes you a hero if you're too beta to date normally
>waaahhhh women don't come flocking to a crazy autist like me
/r9k/ in a nutshell holy shit
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>>7438919
Yeah, I know some radfems actually held views similar to this but reversed. They're equally fucked up.

Anytime someone starts talking about the opposite gender like they're cattle it's just kind of deeply unsettling to me. I'll accept the mild misogyny as just sort of a reality of life but the extreme cases idk.

>>7438917
>>7438936
Awful awful awful
;_;
>>
>>7438937
His name was Goldstein.
>>
>>7438930
this is going too far
>>
Can i just buy a cheap uv flash light to dry my nails with uv polish or is it too weak or even too strong?
>>
>>7438943
hugg
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>>7438940
I still don't understand why
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>>7438946
you can never go too far
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>>7438907
Remember the orange juice incident?
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>>7438936
>people who defending elliot instead of realising that he was just a failed chad
he was a wealthy, well-connected, good-looking guy from a loving family and he still fucked everything up
>>
>>7438936
Oh my god robots are the worst humans imaginable
Girls won't suck my autismo dick so murder is justified
Lmao what jokes
>>
>>7438949
It's okay, i wouldn't understand why if anyone liked me either, but i guess it's just because we both have a low self-esteem.
But you are a wonderful person and i like you really really much, even if you don't understand it.
>>
i wish i mattered
>>
>>7438914
Yeah, it's really the cutest thing. I'm not all that sure about the lewd yuri though, I'm not super super into girls sexually. I have to truly truly like a girl before I can feel comfortable accepting to do anything like that.
>>
>>7438955
I don't think I'm wonderful, I wish it was easier to identify you though
>>
>>7438957
I wish I anti-mattered
>>
>>7438932
nononono
you're supposed to kill the rest, they'll just get in your way, one at a time, slow and methodical, that way you dont get caught like that supreme gentleman jackass
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>>7438961
I still need to build up my arsenal.

Anyways, I need sleep, goodnight.
>>
>>7438959
I know you don't, but you are and i bet a lot of here would agree with me.
Im sorry that i'm anon, but it's not like you would marry me if i wasn't, right?
>>
>>7438957
then make a trip and make some friends

>>7438965
goobnite!
>>
>>7438960
neptune i love you
>>
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>>7438951
i thought you were talking about this at first

>shooting at normies with a super soaker
truly, we should have seen the signs
>>
>>7438967
i have a trip but i still feel worthless and unlikable
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>>7438965
>an australian leaves my thread
>>
>>7438966
It might improve your chances idk
>>
>>7438968
No you are doing this wrong :/
I said antimatter
Not matter
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>>7438958
The problem with lewd Yuri is it's just porn targeted at guys. It doesn't resonate because they're caricatures, not people.

I like lewd scenes in an overarching story but just porn is gross
>>
>>7438974
you can't stop me you neptunian cutie pie
>>
>>7438973
Please don't make me hope for things that will never happen :(
>>
>>7438969
>I was so enraged that I almost splashed him with my orange juice
I remember that lmao
>>
>>7438969
>The injustice!
Omg my new catchphrase
>>
Just testing if im banned
>>
>>7438979
I get paranoid because you could get impersonated
>>
Why is it so hard to find regular panties, that don't look slutty or like those of a grandma for a decent price?
>>
>>7438990
boyshorts are nice
>>
actually rly scared now of what they are going to with my mones when i go on an airplane. Thinking of wearing sweatpants with deep pockets and just putting them in little bags in my pockets and pray to lenin that im not carrying any metal.
>>
>>7438988
Why would anyone bother to impersonate me?
I'm nobody important :(
>>
>>7438994
I worry a lot
>>
I got my first virtual bf, how to treat him nice?
>>
>>7438993
Why would they confiscate medication?
>>
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>>7438992
>>7438990
boyshorts are good for tucking too
Aerie was having a sale, 5 for 15, so i got some
>>
>>7438990
I think it's the cheap ones that tend to be plain actually. Like, underwear that comes in packs or other stuff like that, those are always super plain.

With that said might as well go the slutty route and get something pretty that you like, it's not like anyone will see your panties, unless you want them to see them in which case they'll also appreciate the slutty panties.
>>
>>7438988
I'm paranoid too! Oh and you were right >>7438994 that wasn't me even if it's true.
I guess it won't matter if anyone impersonates me, not like you would marry me anyways. But if the someone says anything bad about you it's not me.
>>
>>7438970
so go anon for a while and when you feel better start tripping again
>>
>>7438997
it doesnt have my name on it and i dont have a prescription
>>
>>7438992
Yeah they're really comfy to relax in
>>
>>7438993
They'll look weird, put them in your lugage spread around. They rarely check it outside of the us in my experience.
>>
>>7438996
suck his virtual dick
>>
>>7438998
m-maeve?
>>
>>7439000
scary ;_;
>>7438998
>>7439003
they are nice and cozy
>>
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:p
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>>7439006
i dont have luggage, only handbagage
i have pants that are baggy enough that anything i put in their pockets dissappears
>>
hugggg
>>
>>7438976
Oh I tend to be fine with hentai, but yuri hentai doesn't do much for me. Well depends, I think suggestive can still be cute, it's full on lewd that stops being all that cute.
>>
>>7439008
That's not an option, that's why I'm asking...
>>
>>7439011
this has gone too far
>>
>>7439013
>>7439013
hugg
>>
>>7438990
Panties give me dysphoria because my gt pokes out.
>>
>>7439017
hugg
>>7439016
:p
>>
>>7439011
lauren, i'm scared
>>
>>7439012
That's a bit risky. I guess pants are the way to go if they don't have fullbody scans. Consider taking them off the blíster and in something plastic if it applies.
>>
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>>7438992
I prefer hipster panties because of the looks, but maybe i should rather get some that are more comfortable.

>>7438998
I love those little bow ties!

>>7438999
I don't mind if they are somewhat plain as long as they don't all have the same color.
I can't go slutty i still live with my parents and my mom does the laundry.
>>
>>7439020
theres no ferrets in space
>>
>>7438990
My gf called me agp for wearing panties...
>>
>>7439011
what are you on
and where do i get some...

,,,for science
>>
>>7439009
why would you think that
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>>7439030
the search continues
>>
>>7439027
yeah, no full body scans. And i will put them in plastic bags for sure
>>
>>7439029
those are pretty cute!
>>
>>7439034
estrogen and xanax
>>
>>7439035
feels like a maeve post
>>
>>7439040
i need to get prescribed xanax -_-
>>
>>7439033
It's only agp if it gives you sexual pleasure. I want them because i hate the accentuated bulge that men shorts have.
>>
>>7439040
ok i know where to get half
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>>7439014
I can't say I get much out of hentai at all these days, which seems weird for a former /d/eviant
>>
>>7439044
no its evil
>>
>>7439047
hentai is weird
>>
>>7439029
i own these
>>
>>7439047
> a former /d/eviant

oh god i knew it

s-same tho
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>>7438998
>>7438992
Are those boy shorts?
I mean they looks more comfy, but also more boyish, duh.
>>
elanna and sertii are cool
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>>7439048
but i'm scared
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Is Jill a decent good girl name?
>>
lauren is cool
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>>7439054
Do you leave them on while pooping?
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>>7439060
:)
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>>7439063
no... ew
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>>7439060
Well...
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>>7439055
I-i was a straight boy
I-I just liked how /d/ slapped penises on everything as cis hetero boys do

>>7439053
Hentai can be hot

>>7439057
Hugg lauren
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I'm sorry I wasn't strong enough MTFG....
Goodbye cruel world
>Pic related
I'm going to eat it all up
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>>7439060
A girl named Jill bullied me so I'm gonna say no
>>
>>7439064
>tfw you remember trump wasn't the most retarded person running
>>
>>7439068
yeah, totally straight :^)
just a minor fetish :^)
>>
>>7439056
they are actually very feminine, they are form fitting
>>
>>7439047
Yeah not very lewd these days either, HRT somewhat killed my sex drive. I'm just craving affection but I have no one to be affective with and no one who thinks I'm important RIP
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>>7439070
you have so much to live for, don't do it!
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>>7439070
SERTII DON'T
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>>7439070
That's one fine looking banana
I want it
>>
>>7439037
Remember that most drugs loose effect when exposed to light and air so be quick and get an opaque plastic.
>>
>>7439078
?????
>>
woah i looked in the mirror and barely recognized myself
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>>7439070
>>
>>7439059
i like that pic
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>>7439047
>former
S-same, I never go there these days hahhahahahha.....
>>
>>7439071
Sounds like a solid reference then...
>>
>>7439085
what's her right hand doing?
>>
>>7439071
i bet you enjoyed the bullying though
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>>7439074
I wonder how many /lgbt/ trannies started out as /d/eviants

>>7439076
;___;

>>7439087
I actually still go there for a laugh once in a while

>>7439089
100 percent unbiased :D
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>>7439075
You're probably right, but they are also quite expensive
I like pic related as well and they are quite cheap, but i'm not sure if they seem to lewd. What do you think?
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>>7439077
>>7439078
>>7439080
>>7439085

It's too late....it was always too late

It's done.... Now to await potassium death.

Rip in peace, Sass
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Help I think am trandgenser
>>
does anyone else have a shrinking fetish
>>
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>>7439096
SPIT IT OUT
>>
>>7439096
>Rip in peace, Sass
this, but hopefully not in peace
>>
>>7439096
Send me bananas please
Rocket delivery preferred
>>
>>7438894

So it's Nazis without the shagging? Why didn't he just say that, dopey prick?

>>7438900

>men

Someone's probably beaten me to that, but if I don't look I can't be wrong.
>>
is kayla a good name
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>>7439081
wait they do??/ fuckim kinda scared now desu, ill be away for like 8 days and dont want to fuck up :(

>>7439093
probably quite a few, it only makes sense given the stuff that gets posted there

>>7439097
whats that??
>>
>>7439107
yes
>>
>>7439093
I don't know if started but when everything felt meh I could always find something to jump start my spirit in /d/
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>>7439092
At that point, no
There were like 3 girls and they would follow me around and one of them like forced herself on me and kissed me.
>>
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My prefered pronouns are count, duke and baron from now on. Pick one and stick with it, thx all
>>
>>7439096
godamnit Sass! if you cocklust is that bad then eat a cucumber instead! you know bananas will kill you!
>>
>>7439107
cursed name
>>
>>7439097
It will take you a while to get here from beyond neptune so we van work this through.
>>
>>7439099
thankfully no, well i dont at least

>>7439113
count taaaahhhm sounds pretty good
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>>7439113
excuse me, but is there something wrong with "earl"?
>>
>>7439120
earl taaaahhhm sounds better than count
>>
>>7439109
They don't die when you put them in an organizer, relax. Just don't leave them out for minutes at a time or on direct sin light and you should be fine.
>>
>>7439112
>There were like 3 girls and they would follow me around and one of them like forced herself on me and kissed me.
is this really what passes for "bullying" in canada? girls coming up to you and kissing you?
>>
>>7439123
ok, i should get one of those then
>>
>call sister to wish her happy birthday
>we have a poor relationship and I'm trying to make it better
>it's really awkward...
>lasts like 2 minutes
>tell her I love her
>love you too
>hang up
>failure of a brother and total disinterest in me
>>
>>7439109
Ladyboi
Aka me in the future

>>7439118
Okay
Sounds too far to travel desu
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>>7439122
>>7439120
>>7439119
I kinda like Baron, cause I can call myself a butt Baron then. :( Also, that steam profile might be the greatest thing ever.
>>
>>7439107
Is Shakira a good name?
>>7439115
Lmfao
>>
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Time for me to go count cosmic sheep
>>
>>7439129
it's not a very pleasent name, i wish you'd pick something.. smoother?
>>
>>7439125
No, I meant that people take them out of the protection all the time. It might be hard to hide an organizer in your pants, maybe in your underwear.
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>>7439130
>>
>>7439135
What does that even mean???
>>
is Lauren a good name
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>>7439124
They were doing it because I didn't like it and to tease me and shit. Pretty sure they just thought I was gay or something.
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>>7439140
the k sound
the hard r
it sounds abrasive
>>
>>7439126
>crying
>posting feelings on a professional Cambodian limbo discussions board
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>>7439137
ill put them in multiple plastic bags, hide them in my underwear, carry an empty pill organizer with me and then put them in the organizer on the plane in the toilet. I will make 1000% sure that im not carrying any metal at all.

this is a solid plan
>>
>>7439128
>>7439128
baron taahm is pretty good, especially for that purpose, and every time someone mentions trump you can say 'no relation'
and that steam profile is the best thing ive seen all week
>>
>>7439126
my brother likely hates me
it feels bad even though what he did to me prolly is why im like this
>>
>>
>>7439142
>Pretty sure they just thought I was gay or something.
that's feminine intuition for you, i guess

girls can smell gay for some reason, even the really subtle gay ones
>>
>>7439141
yeah laurens a pretty good name
better than vanessa atleast
>>
>>7439143
buh it goes with my surname
>>
>>7439157
>>7439157

>>7439157
>>7439157

>>7439157
>>7439157
>>
>>7439145
Trying to smuggle anything sounds like a really stupid plan. Just put them into your bag i never heard of anyone getting into trouble for bringing legal pills in a regular amount with them.
You'll be nervous and look suspicious and then they'll make a "random" check and touch your crotch.
You could put them into a condom and put them in your butt, that will most likely work.
>>
>>7439158
maybe i'm unreasonably pushed away from those names because my boy name is similar
if you like it then it's good
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>>7439103
I can't it was rapid digestion banana :(
I'm scared anon.... It's so cold. Why?

>>7439105
I dunno where u live! ;~;

>>7439114
It was a good life, my only regret was us not sucking a cock while making out with each other.

>>7439104
Maybe we'll meet in another life as our love was not meant to be in this one
>>
ANAL!!!!!!!
go 2 new bred

>>7439191
we could have pleased so much dick together ;___;
>>
>>7439169
>legal pills

they aren't legal though, the govt website im looking at rn says that if you want to take any medication with you it needs to have a taper with your name on it from the pharmacy

>You'll be nervous and look suspicious

i'll be fine

> they'll make a "random" check and touch your crotch.

they dont do those here

>You could put them into a condom and put them in your butt
ill just try to put them in my underwear in a place where other things are as well..
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