Boys love edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previously on mtfg: >>7429556
gay thread
>>7430657
tfw never did yaoi while i had the chance
fugg me in the yaoi hole
went for a run today
Where's my gf?
>>7430665
I regret having sex as a male/pre-transition. He was a complete flamer, which made it.. Idek.
Shivering with disgust
>>7430676
here :3
>>7430657
Wow that's gay.
>>7430665
Same
Kinda wish I knew I liked boys back then
I wish I'd killed myself back in middle school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wh6heXgvek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDpnyedAJvg
awww poor baby
i love owls
>>7430686
I tried to, but failed.
>>7430686
I regret not killing myself in highschool like every day.
That's the person I'd want to be remembered as, now i just want to kill myself and be remembered by nobody.
>>7430686
I tried, it was too hard, but I'm glad I didn't
I feel like I'm gonna puke.
>>7430690
This is a disturbing picture Squeak
>>7430680
Let's go out tonight
>>7430695
Are sneks cute?
>>7430718
How about dinner and a movie.
>>7430697
I'm glad you failed. And I'm glad I failed too.
been practicing my voice
gib feedback
http://vocaroo.com/i/s061KhTArJ4U
>>7430708
Just listen to music okay? Music is relaxing and calming.
>>7430722
Not really my thing
>>7430712
That is pretty much why I never could do an active suicide attempt after 99. Flashbacks. Not eating and drinking, that I could.
>>7430737
I ate too much too quickly so I feel sick, I gotta sit down for a bit.
>>7430734
;_;
did something happen?
>>7430708
>when you're having a good time and all of a sudden an australian enters the thread
>>7430718
Not anxiety
Just feeling ill
>>7430724
sounds fun
have you seen the new star wars movie yet?
>>7430751
I have not, we should catch it.
Where do you want to eat?
>>7430722
I like sneks. Here are some good ones learning.
:p :p :p
:p :p :p
>>7430754
LAUREN
sneks are very cute
>tfw you don't have any cute snake pictures
>>7430771
thinking about affection just hurts me, lmao
thanks tho maeve, you're a cool girl ^^
is inserting myself into the Sims agp?
im horny
>>7430774
grace do you want one of mine I have an extra
>>7430780
thats probably the most trutrans thing possible
>>7430782
I'd rather be flat than uniboob
>>7430771
What's your favorite pizza?
Meanwhile, at /ftmg/
>>7430780
Plenty of cis girls do just that, so... Haven't played that for a long time...
>>7430789
>elbow patches and a bow tie
do i need to teach them how to be men
>>7430780
depends, do you masturbate whilst playing?
grace
great
radical
awesome
cool
excellent
>>7430796
how would you feel if a transguy came here to explain you how to be a woman?
>>7430801
Eh, a little insulted cause I see them as a man but I'd appreciate them sharing what they learned while living as a female
I however hate myself and don't fully like, grasp that I am a girl yet so I wanna go over there and be like nobody dresses like that wtf
>>7430792
I'm not
I won't
<3
I took a shower and it was awful
But I have my esophagus dilation tomorrow f i n a l l y
And then i'll be able to swallow sizeable things by the end of the week.
>>7430780
An author wanted me to join. That was back around 2004. In retrospect it may have been good to. I may have broken my shackles a decade sooner. I was tempted to join up with a female avatar, but buried the thought fast and never joined.
>>7430806
why didn't you just practice on cocks?
>>7430792
I usually go crazy with my pizza. But i like bacon.
I'll pick you up in like 20 minutes.
>>7430806
I hope it goes well for ya!..
>>7430800
nice
sick dubs too
>>7430809
blowjob training sprang to my mind too
I'm warped
Well I bought this so I may as well try to head home.
>>7430809
>>7430816
I and all of my friends have made that joke 100+ times since i got out of the hospital
[spoiler]but i don't like it any less[/spoiler]
>>7430812
Me, too.
The doctors really hyped up how wrong it could go if it did go wrong.
But i don't think there's too much of a risk.
I'm just excited to get back to eating properly
>>7430823
It's a pretty good joke ^^
Hope your procedure goes well!
>>7430831
thanks for trying maeve <3
>tfw really want a bf but im not ready
not yet
i gotta keep working on myself
until im the best girl ever
and then ill find the right one
>>7430806
h-hey circe
why didn't you just suck a whole bunch of noodles and that would eventually widen your esopapagus
need snuggs
>>7430836
you'll never be ready
relationships are about mutual devotion and self-improvement, not 'finding somebody perfect'
>>7430831
Adventurous, i like that.
Where can I find men that look like jotaro
>>7430837
Because my esophagus is lined with scar tissue and is incredibly sensitive.
>>7430839
that's true
but i wanna have my life and self more put together before i say, get on okc and really try to look for someone to date
if someone comes along and is like, grace, i really like you, be mine, i'd be open to that but i just dont think im ready to go out and put myself out there yet i don tthink
>>7430845
What happened to it?
>>7430845
you used to purge or something?
>>7430845
oh, I was trying to be funny/cute.
I'm sorry.
>>7430846
Grace i really like you, be mine.
>>7430845
how did it get so scarred?
>>7430850
okedoke
>>7430845
what happened ;-;
grace race to space
>>7430852
You really are pretty. And you seem really fun.
>>7430858
watch out anon I've heard she's really cute
>>7430853
>>7430851
>>7430849
>>7430848
>>7430847
Wow, oh geeze
I didn't know so many people didn't know
Sorry to just blurt that out.
It was a really awful suicide attempt during a fugue state. Drank some lye in front of my then-boyfriend and closest friends.
And thankfully they took care of me, woke up in the hospital a couple hours later.
>>7430858
you dont even know me though anon
>>7430854
>>7430859
<3
that pic is definitely me lmao
>ןgrace
>>7430860
does it hurt to die from lye?
>>7430867
It's one of the worst ways you can go
>>7430860
amateur
you didn't want to die, or you'd do it alone
KILL ALL PASSFAGS. Hon uprising now!
>>7430871
lol.
>>7430874
am i getting killed or do i get to join
>>7430879
You're atleast getting maimed.
>>7430879
you don't want me to answer that
and yes, I know that's your boymode
>>7430860
>It was a really awful suicide attempt during a fugue state. Drank some lye in front of my then-boyfriend and closest friends.
that's one of the most painful and yet ineffective ways to commit suicide
please try to avoid doing that in the future
grace is a cubs bandwagoner
>>7430879
You're a hon but you're getting killed anyway
>>7430872
I went through a lot of dissociation and derealization. Quite awful. Last time was six months ago. I don't get into fugue state, though. Just catatonia and unshakable feelings of having died long ago.
long cat
>>7430879
>this isn't even my final form
>>7430893
>unshakable feelings of having died long ago.
How do you know they're not right?
>>7430885
i do want you to answer that actually
>>7430892
nice
>>7430883
oh okay
>>7430890
you know
i went to go see them at Wrigley for my 9th birthday
and guess what they did
THEY FUCKING LOST
AT HOME FIELD
ON MY BIRTHDAY
>>7430895
Just wait until I go advanced level hon
>>7430893
what caused it? or are you just nutty.
I had derealisation for months when I was coming off H.
don't do opiates kids
>>7430897
grace please don't shoot yourself I like you
>>7430897
grace please shoot yourself I hate you
>>7430896
Because I feel very much alive when I'm not having such an episode. Even though memories of close calls I had are troubling.
>>7430893
My dissociation only really kicked back up last year while my ex-fiancé and I were falling apart.
After he left me early this year, it got really awful.
And it's been getting bad again these past couple of months.
Honestly, i don't want to talk about this. It's just making me angry. I hate it.
>>7430902
another one in the bank
>>7430904
>>7430905
why must anonymous people be as indecisive as i am
If I go out in a leather skirt like pic related, how high are my chances of getting a dicking?
>>7430909
0-0
>>7430903
I have issues that are most likely genetic and permanent, linked to deep endogenous depression.
>>7430909
o-or a spanking
once this guy followed me at night and I'm worried I almost got raped
>>7430897
You're legit hot grace. No hugbox.
Not only would i not mind being seen with you in public I'd be extremely affectionate so nobody would think they could steal you away.
>>7430657
Gayferest edition
>>7430916
I wanna get raped but I don't want to die or anything
im a girl not a boy
>>7430909
I have shorter ones. I just like leather too much. I think I'd wear one like that.
>>7430912
and you're a tranny to boot
life sure hates you
maeve
>>7430925
I really hate short skirts, I don't like showing my legs even though I have a shitty secret liking for them. It just feels too slutty. Maxi skirts are goat because you can show the silhuette for a second and then that leg is hidden again.
>>7430926
Yeah. I don't give a fuck, though.
I did poorly on my diet today. I hate this.
>>7430934
>This sounds horrible! Men should stay in their houses at night, desu
Unless they have a woman with them, that's the only condition.
>>7430934
longcats
>>7430932
>not wanted to be seconds away from full penetration at any moment
>>7430932
I usually wear opaque pantyhoses or leggings when I wear short skirts. I'm not into showing skin.
>>7430937
It's not a battle it's a war
Climb back on the horse tomorrow
lauren
>>7430937
I should've been exercising 2 hours ago and I ate some cookies, feelsbad desu ;-;
>>7430934
>This sounds horrible! Men should stay in their houses at night, desu
other way around - women shouldn't be out of the house after dark
the weak should fear the strong
>>7430944
snugg
>>7430894
That's a tube rat, not a long cat.
>>7430953
polecat
if i don't think about problems they aren't there
test
>>7430937
I did excellently, didn't eat for 12 hours today.
>>7430943
I like this saying, my weight loss struggle feels exactly like WW1 because I keep losing a tiny bit of weight then bouncing all the way back just like the Allies did with territorial gains. And it's taking all of my effort just like total war. Following a similar timescale as well, first started trying to lose weight in 2013, it's now nearly 2017. Anyway goodnight everyone.
>>7430955
That's a different thing altogether.
>>7430967
she was just to smart too win :///
>>7430969
hugg
>>7430962
If you're competing, who's to say someone won't like your legs the most ;)
>The institute's latest research found that 69 per cent of men and 59 per cent of women in Japan do not have sexual partners. It also found that 42 per cent of both sexes remain virgins and 30 per cent said they have “no hope” for a relationship.
>“no hope” for a relationship.
>>7430972
>tfw too smart to be president
>>7430967
she was no good desu
>>7430973
hugg anon
>>7430913
Don't worry you'll have plenty of chances to be adventurous tonight.
>>7430967
It's not fair!
>>7430975
At least they'll have virtual gfs/bfs soon
>>7430974
I am.
Would it even matter tho? The issue is that I would be worrying about that all the time.
someone hold me in real life
>>7430986
Guys want to see and touch your legs though.
>>7430987
I'd like to tightly hold you by the throat until you stop breathing.
>>7430917
i misrread hot as hon at first because my glasses are off
im much happier with what you actually wrote
>>7430975
>69% of men in japan do not have sexual partners
>>7430992
maybe i should have called you beautiful
>>7430984
it was her turn!!!
>>7430975
After years of rejection and ostracism I had retreated into my room, completely refusing to have any more contact with the outside world. It was then that I thought to myself; if I am going to spend the rest of my life a hermit then I may as well act on my lifelong desire to be a woman for I now have nothing to lose. And that is how Shakira was born.
>>7430991
could we cuddle while you do that
>>7430998
go to bed already
>>7430991
Please do that to me.
>>7430739
So cute!!
>>7430998
hugg
>>7430991
Can you do that to me too
>>7430991
I know I'm late but I would also enjoy this very much
>>7431008
elanna I found this picture of you on your lunch break
Is facetiming a suicide hotline a bad idea?
Can suicide hotlines track you?
>>7431009
Red one I'd love too.
>>7431012
I sincerely doubt they get paid to
>>7430995
that would also be nice
i usually just get called cute, im not used to pretty or hot or beautiful or anything, thats always a surprise to me
>>7431012
Just call
>>7430990
It's summer here. I get to see most cis girls in short pants since they are in again or something. I could never win so I don't play.
>>7431017
You're pretty hot, beautiful
im really desperate for any physical contact or affection
>>7431023
clever <3
>>7431011
Are you sure that's me?
I'm usually hunched over my phone reading the news or looking at grad programs
How does one socially transition?
>>7431026
>>7431024
neither of us is getting what we want
boo hoo
>>7430932
I know...
>>7430941
but, but, but that can be so fun.
>>7431021
Most of my female friends were seriously jealous of my long legs when I was young. If there's one thing trans girls have better than cis girls, it's legs.
>>7431031
hugg
>>7431027
wear girl cloth
>>7431024
iktf...
>>7431035
I guess you're too autistic to tell, but I was being mean to you.
>>7431032
I love this one.
>>7431029
This is actually me
>>7431017
you're very beautiful
but you're also cute
i prefer cute desu
>>7431038
i know but at least you're talking to me
>>7431043
The irony here is incredible
>>7431042
cute can mean a lot of things and apply to a lot of people so i understand when people say i am
but beautiful is a very feminine thing that makes you think of very beautiful and feminine women
i am not one
i really dont see it in myself
This means that if I had been doing well socially I wouldn't have transitioned. I'd have made myself content with a wife and some macho job and continued crossdressing in private. Life would have been too comfortable to risk coming out. Being a loser literally saved me from becoming a 40 year old hon. Night.
someone said something mean to me on the internet and i'm sad because i know they really meant it
how to tell parents?:<
i love lauren
>>7430802
I feel it but I don't grasp it. Probably because I'm ugly. Ugly boys don't want to be girls because they're ugly right?
Right?
>>7431046
cute is more girly, i think
beautiful is more womanly
you're beautiful but i think you're more girly beautiful so i use cute a lot more
>>7431057
I'll hugg you if you hugg me
im cute
>>7431046
You are beautiful Grace. And you should be my wife.
>>7431051
"i'm a shemale"
>>7431058
hugg
>>7431062
back off slut
being insecure makes you cuter
you're not allowed to call yourself cute
uwu
haha hey bro take a look at your finger nails... did you face ur palm toward you and curve ur fingers? haha right on dude..you dont want to look ur hand with ur palm down, it looks really gay like, crossdresser gay
>>7431054
Who cares why you want to be a girl? Does it really matter the reason?
>>7431034
I've gotten compliments on my legs a number of times. I think they are to thick, but they do look good. I need to thin my waist.
>>7431071
hugg
>>7431054
I mean, I certainly didn't transition because I thought I was an ugly boy. If I could have shook dysphoria I could have manned up and salvaged myself. I tried to at least.
>>7431056
well, thats not the first time ive heard im more of a girl than a woman
>>7431048
<3
>>7431064
D-do you really think so?
>>7431057
You have no idea how much that hurt me, do you?
You're fucking unbelievable
>>7431072
hugg <3
>>7431066
"You know that third tab in porn?"
>>7431076
im. sorry
>>7431075
i dunno
i associate 'womanly' with those tall voluptuous women you'd see
those are 100% not my type
>>7431051
I'm just going to slowly ramp up my femininity until it's not a surprise.
>>7431054
Protip: ugly boys make cute girls
>>7431079
no, you aren't.
>>7431084
alex
>>7431061
>ma, pop I'm trans.
but what if they hate me
>>7431080
there's a lot of things i associate with womanly that arent me
im a tomboy really
i'm crying too much
>>7431087
Statistically they will
I might go to subway tomorrow
what is the goat sub?
>>7431087
Don't come out until you can move out.
>>7431051
I gave it away by accident. I had changed my name on my email account already. My parents usually don't use that at all. Well, my mother did, replied to her without thinking about it and she asked me what the new name was about the next time she called.
>>7431096
I figure, ten years from now, I'll be all grown up and somewhat resemble a mature woman
But while I'm young and still have the opportunity? I'm gonna be a lil girl and have fun while I can.
>>7431094
veggie patty
veggie patty
>>7431094
chicken breast w/ cheese
italian
lettuce, tomato, cucumber
toasted
chipotle sauce
I'm boring :/
Thank God I found a way home.
>>7431104
hugg
>>7431099
you're very funny
>>7431104
damn, i was hoping you'd get lost in the bush and something would pick you off
>>7431098
>wake up 40 years old
>kill self
only way to live
i specifically want to be a girly girl, i can't envision myself as a woman at all
Post butte
>>7431104
was it in your heart all along?
I once was super sad at an year end party and decided to walk home, this was in my home town and I assumed I still had a decent mental image of where I was and how to find my way. I walked for over 3 hours until getting home, my mom was already awake and we had breakfast.
>>7431112
?? I genuinely like it
my niece keeps calling me her uncle and using male pronouns but sometimes slips and will say she instead of he bc of how I look. she's only 7 so idk of its my place to correct her and make things confusing.
he mom and dad use my deadname and male pronouns so I don't want to cause confusion and end up losing some of my only supportive family. im not really offended by it more amuzed than anything
>>7431104
how did you get home emmy?
>>7431115
Part of being a girl is eventually growing up though. Some day I'm gonna be a mom.
>tfw overshot girly and ended up at womanly
>>7431122
You're gonna be a milf
>>7431122
ignore the file name
>>7431111
Quads hug.
>>7431113
Well I don't really live near the bush.
>>7431117
>>7431121
No, I took a train and got my grandfather to drive me home. God, I feel like I've turned him into the errand boy.
>>7431126
>tfw undershot and ended up at manly
>>7431122
>ywn be a mom
>>7431126
You still look more girly than womanly, though.
>>7431127
Doubtful
>>7431133
lol
>>7431138
Adoption.
>>7431138
There are worse things
>>7431139
Nah, I look older than my age tbqh
Besides, 25 is about the point where cis women start to look like women anyways
elanna
>>7431122
yeah
i dunno if i'm even properly trans
i specifically want to be a girly girl, being actually biological female isn't even that much of a selling point for me, i just strongly want to socially function as a girly girl
I'm not cute :(
elanna
>>7431126
>tfw undershot girly and ended up at little boy
>>7431146
>I look older than my age tbqh
only cuz of the drugs
>>7431146
I feel like I look older than I am too but I get people thinking I'm younger so
idk.
i seriously think older tho.
>>7431151
whatever works for you senpai
>>7431152
are u sur?
>>7431158
hugg
>>7431134
>Well I don't really live near the bush.
you should go for a walk there sometime
remember not to bring any water or your mobile
>>7431154
iktf. I have the same face I did when I was like 14
>>7431157
Wew let's pile more regret on there
>>7431167
it's not too bad, with makeup a little boy face is a girly face!
>>7431160
yes
do you know this house is falling apart
>>7431159
Well and the weird thing is that people seem to think I'm younger than I actually am too
Probably because I act like I have little confidence tbqh
>>7431161
Hugg laur
>>7431189
Good morning cutie
>had trip off to make self deprecating comments
>forgot to turn it back on
im a genius
anyways good morning
>>7431189
good morning anon!
hows it goin?
>>7431126
>tfw you're a boy that looks like a girl that looks like she's trying to be a boy
it's a complex feel
>>7431199
hi isla
>>7431199
Still good morning
>>7431192
People usually guess my age wrong by at least 5 years. It's kinda great.
>>7431164
Sounds a little dangerous don't you think?
>>7431115
Exact opposite for me
I'm not hugely traditionally feminine but I still can't see myself ever becoming a middle-aged man, only a woman
I think I'm going to call tomorrow, just talk to therapist. Probably set up something for January.
>>7431207
>Sounds a little dangerous don't you think?
you'll be fine, trust me
>>7431192
Daily reminder not to do drugs kids
im sad and scared and don't know what to do
>>7431217
but they're fun
>>7431217
if it makes you feel better, you would have probably ended up a shit anyway
I need to get some stuff to do when im not talking to anyone, playing games, and looking at anime pics has gotten boring
what should I do
>>7431221
I know
Don't do them
>>7431225
I would prefer to be shit with fewer regrets and less brain damage
>>7431217
Don't feel too bad. I wasted my advantage by repressing :^)
>>7431227
read actual books
learn to sew
>>7431245
I already did
>>7431242
Repressing is worse for you than doing drugs, seriously.
>>7431239
What about good drugs?
>>7431235
im addicted to klonopin and im out of it
i thought I was having a seizure last night and my mom refused to take me to a hospital
>>7431246
then sew
>>7431227
Get a boy to touch you
>>7431247
drugs are escapism
repression is escapism
happy people don't use drugs
>>7431244
what should i read
>>7431245
wow so manly
>tfw pizza for dinner
Meme food is tasty
>>7431255
Storms of Steel
And Dune
>>7431239
>I would prefer to be shit with fewer regrets and less brain damage
a lot of the time we can't even tell you have brain damage
>>7431253
The anon that wanted me to be their wife isn't around anymore though!
>>7431260
Those sound interesting
>>7431255
The kama sutra
>>7431253
where can I find boys to touch me?
>>7431251
I remember
you didn't want my help
I could pay for a cab if you need one
>>7431248
Name a single unambiguously good recreational drug.
>>7431254
>happy people don't use drugs
C'mon, you know that ain't true
>>7431262
You know, apart from how I'm so damn prone to getting sad
>>7431263
wew lass
>>7431267
who is this
>>7431252
what should I sew?
I cant do needlepoint or nothing
>>7431268
>recreational drug
zero
supah chill weeb music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_OwFeQj8XA&list=RD5Q5u4BOWrHw&index=25
also, I just came out to my grandma; she's only mad that I didn't tell her sooner
>>7431174
I'm sorry q__q
>>7431179
this is true, but I'm in that awkward andro state between passing and not passing.
My friends hesitate to gender me at all and legitimately considered the pronoun xhe.
>>7431192
I mean, I look exactly my age, I just look very girly, the same way I did when I was 14
>>7431268
You don't need drugs to be prone to sadness. This thread should be proof enough of that.
>>7431263
I am here though <3
>>7431270
"if anyone on long Island other than Alex is reading this id appreciate it if you knew any way to help"
>>7431268
>Name a single unambiguously good recreation drug.
Love.
>>7431277
i need to see a doctor and you hate them
Thank God I'm home.
>>7431268
>You know, apart from how I'm so damn prone to getting sad
oh, you're talking about that sissy depression kind of brain damage
yes, we know all about your low moods
>>7431276
You didn't say if you really meant it..
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
>>7431281
you need to see a doctor
>>7431274
nice song, thanks!
>>7431284
ohayo emily
>>7431293
c-can I see your hair?
>>7431094
Italian BMT on Italian herbs and cheese
>>7431301
Hello.
>>7431301
I wish I had a cute boy to smack me for being stupid
>>7431275
But I do also have before and after perspectives on how happy I was at a base level when sober. I've also been told pretty directly about what drugs did to my personality. Say what you will, you can't put that much shit in your body without some sort of long term consequences
There's a reason people who have had drug habits are super prone to relapsing into drug use even after detoxing.
>>7431287
Well, at least I got off without damaging my cognitive abilities
>>7431292
Of course i meant it. I just thought i was bugging you.
>>7431310
>Well, at least I got off without damaging my cognitive abilities
y-you were like this before all the drugs?
Death Note is unironically the BEST anime ever created. Prove me wrong.
>>7431317
ending was shit
>>7431316
[spoiler]i -mostly- pretend to be retarded[/spoiler]
>>7431317
Twists were predictable, main character was intentionally unlikable, the music was bad, and it tried to set itself up as a "oh so deep" examination of morality but it was pretty obvious that Light didn't consider himself a good person, but rather a necessary one, and he was willing to break any rule to achieve his ends.
>>7431313
Nuh uh! But you gotta have more confidence if you wanna wife me ~
>>7431307
I got a kaomoji kun travelling to me soon :3
>>7431309
thats tomokos brother, tomoki
>>7431317
my husband thinks otherwise!
>>7431325
>pretend to be retarded
right up there with "ironic shitposting"
well, at least we can hold you up as a bad example
>>7431334
my brother never smacks me tho, even the other day when I almost burned myself
Ahahaha
AHAHAHAH
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>7431344
what's so funny anon?
>>7431302
in bed so here's a oldie, just imagine a little longer/poofier lol
>>7431346
Im just cracking to the tfw no gf feels
>>7431297
<3
>>7431340
A bad example of what? Please use small words for me ;~;
>>7431355
you're a girl
I called but I just got a machine for 90 seconds
I hung up
I'm scared
>>7431355
>being cis
>>7431355
hi you pass really well
>>7431280
Damn powerful one too.
>>7431329
It's not that i don't have confidence, i just felt i was coming on pretty strong.
I guess i should have realized you'd be ok with it, since you are my future wife.
>>7431355
REEEE PASSFAG GET OUT GET OUTTT!
>>7431364
talking to people is a scary
Can we all agree that transbians are disgusting hons that should be thrown in gas chambers? If you don't want a handsome, tall bf who will protect you and watch anime with you, you're a hairy ape and not a cute feminine woman. You're probably a fag crossdresser who wants to stick his weiner inside vaginas. Ew.
>>7431317
Death Note was first a bad mistery story, all the discoveries were either off screen or just guesses that were 100% right because plot. It was little more than a yugioh fight with cards doing new things each episode (which is something that actually happened in yugioh all the time, it was really bad). People complain about the two new detectives appearing out of nowhere, but that was just the most evident time they did that. Every single reveal had no foreshadowin and was pulled out of their asses. Include the foreshadowing they did do but never came to anything, like 60% of the death note rules, and it's just an author making stuff out week by week.
Then you have the tonal shifts, I like that they tried to inject comedy moments in the more over the top sequences, but they never worked with the time it was over the top but trying to be serious. It had a great director that made it feel cohesive, but the source material had zero rhythm for tone.
And then, you have what's the biggest issue for a ton of people but shouldn't matter that much, the fanbase sucks.
>>7431379
am i a transbian?
>>7431379
>>7431362
just a human being in general, really
a brain-damaged "ex"-junkie tranny who's just barely getting by working a job she hates, and whose only friends are a bunch of retarded, spiteful hons on the internet
>>7431355
I love your hair
Consider dying it white.
>>7431379
>>7431355
Gonna rip my bong with ice now. Why is a cis girl here? I'm not big into black girls but you're cute :3
>>7431391
I masturbate to this pokemon a lot
I hope 2017 is going to be good because 2016 wasnt
here is a picture of me what I did wear to see the doctors today
not pictured, my gross man everything
>>7431399
hugg
>>7431399
you really need to work on your posture...
>>7431387
I have no idea who you are, bitch. You're probably a fat man in a wig (if you don't take cock exclusively). If you've ever dated a woman or desired to have sex with them, you're a fag.
>>7431395
>My first boyfriend was emotionally and psychologically abusive.
>He turned me into a girl because he didn't want to be gay.
You sound like you deserved it. You could've left at any time, degenerate.
>>7431379
Doesn't seem like the general idea... but yeah transbians are nasty desu, I just want a bf that looks like jotaro
>>7431395
but being a girl is better than being a gay boy
>>7431399
your hair looks floofier than usual :3
i hope 2017 goes well for everyone
>>7431409
Right? Who doesn't want a bf who looks like Jotaro?
>>7431372
That's the right attitude~
Do i know you
>>7431389
This feels like my life as portrayed by a caricature artist. If my life was this much of a mess I think I'd be a lot less happy than I am
>>7431407
You're right, I'm wearing a blonde wig right now
>>7431379
do i get gassed if i like boys but only femboys
>>7431334
Cute.
>>7431420
No, that's why i thought it was really forward.
But maybe we'll get to know each other.
stop bullying elanna
>>7431422
All of your problems in life are due to you not being a straight girl. Dykes are objectively ugly and smelly. Why would transbians be any better? You can only blame yourself for this, dude.
>>7431407
He manipulated me into taking dangerous drugs, broke me down emotionally, and made me dependent on him for any kind of happiness.
He demanded 100% of my time regardless of obligations and made me feel like killing myself whenever I disappointed him.
He regularly threatened suicide if I didn't do what he said.
I only got free because he decided to leave me.
>>7431413
That's not the point
>>7431432
elanna here
disregard that, I suck cocks
>>7431387
I wanna be in lez with you, so I hope so. We need more cute transbians! I don't count though still all dudemode.
hey check this out
e-falalala-lalalana!
pretty cool right? i just thought of it
>>7431429
Are you cheating on me already?
>>7431429
that's probably a good idea before marriage tbqh
you might not be able to handle my really bad moments so you better think before you put a ring on me!
what's with all the transbians? srsly gross
>>7431437
Isn't that a reasson not to bully her?
>>7431441
In theory if it's properly done there should be no damage to the hair, it only happens when crazy teenagers are dumb and short sighted. I'm not 100% sure that's tru though.
I have to say I'm glad I found someone that agrees that bleached afros are beautiful.
>>7431447
am i transbean if i like femboys
Is gatekeeping still really bad nowadays?
>>7431424
No, femboys still have dicks. But you can't top them or else that's gay. Also if your femboy bf ever got fucked in the ass or sucked a dick then you get infected by the gay virus and turn into a hairy man.
The more cock you take = the prettier you are= the more anime you watch. This is a scientific principle of trannies and they have a strong correlation to each other.
>>7431341
my brother just smacked me ^-^
>>7431450
but if you sit like a gorilla that will only make yu feel worse. standing tall and keeping your thumbs outwards is good for you, physically but also mentally.
>>7431399
>tfw my hair is longer
I wanna cut it shoulder length? Still not sure.
>>7431422
>This feels like my life as portrayed by a caricature artist. If my life was this much of a mess I think I'd be a lot less happy than I am
i mean, when you boil it down into its baser elements, that's really all it is - and as bad as things have been, they're only going to get worse
i just hope that when we die, we'll both go to hell so i can continue to scream mean things at you across the endless, fiery hellscape
>>7431451
not really, but do you like girls?
>>7431450
You are trying very hard, if you keep pushing yourself you can seriously do it.
>>7431460
yes
>>7431471
hugg maeve
>>7431415
Hear hear!
hugg is canceled
>>7431477
hugg is back by popular demand
>>7431449
Likewise! Maybe it'd be best then to look into getting it done at a salon as opposed to a DIY wal-mart kit. I only hope they dont charge me an arm and a leg.
>>7431458
But things are getting better? I've been clean for more than 6 months, I'm in a new city, I'm in love and now I'm just thinking about what I want to do with the rest of my life
I don't know why you think things are just going to get worse, but if you shout mean things at me can't you also wear a strapon?
>>7431435
Ha ha, I have rused you, I am a straight girl
>>7431438
I'm not lez desu ;~;
>>7431439
Whoa
>>7431456
you are right... I should try carry myself better, maybe I need deportment lessons
>>7431457
I cut a few inches off in October and it made my heart skip a little because it took forever to grow so long.
I want my hair to be long long long but I also kind of want to cut my hair super short but it wouldn't suit me and also my hairline is bad...
it looks okay in a ponytail finally, I want to learn how to do good hairstyles
>>7431465
ty
I hope I can
We all know that the primary cause of being a hon is being a transbian. I suggest we send all hons to concentrations camps to turn them straight, so they'll no longer be smelly and hairy. They'll be forced to marathon anime and take cock, which will shrink their testicles and make their skin nicer.
Let's rebuild the empire
>>7431435
The fuck outta here. I love dykes, I just wish they'd have me.
>>7431485
If you're afraid of standing out too much you could go with that purple and grey that's so popular right now, I keep seeing it everywhere after dollface posted had it done.
>>7431488
Only the best of wishes for you, Ms Sheen.!!!
>>7431494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s77cqabHsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XArPxYnRRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frOqRHbfX5o
Doing a good job there
>>7431479
hugg
>>7431487
>But things are getting better? I've been clean for more than 6 months, I'm in a new city, I'm in love and now I'm just thinking about what I want to do with the rest of my life
you're just in the eye of the storm - everything will come crashing down in january when you don't get into grad school, when the stress of work pushes you back into drugs, when the relationship you created out of sheer loneliness and wanting to be touched dissolves, when your parents say "oh, not this again"
don't think this happy spell is going to last forever
>>7431494
communist nonimperialistic empire
>>7431495
Hon detected.
I bet you've watched lessed than 20 anime series.
I bet you don't even have a Chad bf.
I bet you're hairy and your voice sounds like a woman who chain smoked for 30 years.
I bet you don't even own mahou shoujo madoka magica on blu ray.
I bet you go to tranny group therapy sessions.
I bet you don't even go to Starbucks.
i wwant to suck on a penis
>>7431508
guys aren't evil
goodnight /mtfgftg/
>>7431512
gay
>>7431513
yes they are
except femboys
>>7431511
>starbucks
I think I've seen you o.o
where do you go to starbucks?
>>7431511
I know this isn't true, but if I'm ever asked about how are the tranny places I visit on-line I would totally say that we put a high emphasis on watching animu.
is root russian too
>>7431511
do people unironically still go to starbucks?
>>7431460
Girls are amazing. It's hard, but I think you can be a non-agp transbian.
>>7431515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BE95qqkTc0
girls for hugg boys for succ
>>7431524
no!
girls cant give you headpats OR fucc you, guys can do all that and more!
>>7431527
quid do you agree girls for hugg boys for succ
>>7431506
How much money do you have riding on this?
I really don't think this will happen but ok
What do you do when you're reading or watching something and it becomes too emotionally demanding and you deel like you can't keep going or your heart is gonna break before even reaching the end?
>>7431494
To be honest, they're probably better off without Mongolia and Manchuria
>>7431534
Yes! You totally get it!
I always wanted grey hair but it's just dumb when you're white. Even if I tanned it would look bad, it has to be on someone black.
>>7431541
what are girl headpats like
>>7431533
>I really don't think this will happen but ok
yeah, because you don't want it to happen, it's called wishful thinking
i've been following the odyssey of elanna for a long time, you can trust me not to be blinded by optimism
>>7431516
I live in LA biatch, I ride up to Starbucks in my bmw that daddy bought me
>>7431521
>he doesn't know that Starbucks is the ultimate test of hon vs woman
Do you fags even use instagram? Snapchat? Do you guys even take pictures of your food everytime you eat out? Do you guys even get asked for nudes? Do you guys even stream on twitch.tv and get views? Like omg, don't tell me you guys are losers hahahaha.
>>7431545
trip on gayla
>>7431488
My hairline is also bad. Mine goes halfway down my back and it's a bitch to sleep on. I need a straightener. I'm jelly of your browser I got stuck with snow white I'm almost albino.
>>7431537
Coal is nice i guess.
>>7431541
>Implying i have not already
>>7431548
>>7431543
salty milk and coins
>>7431544
You've only been following me during my quarter life crisis though?
>>7431541
>Keep going anyway
I have to change tabs every few pages. It's not a nice feeling at all, nothing is going where I wanted it to go, it's all wrong and it hurts...
>>7431524
you said you like birdy though and he's only ever been on the receiving end of evil, is he still evil because he's a man?
>>7431541
A headpat should be from manly hands big enough to cover my head!
Fucc is NOT stupid
>>7431547
you should put your hair up at night like I dont but should...
>jelly of your browser
c-chrome?
>>7431498
HRT doesn't really require competence and safety
safely self-medding is as simple as checking blood test results
do what you feel is best, if you wanna go with the legitimate route just start as soon as possible
time is of the essence
>>7431545
oh shit I'm in LA too, but I guess that's like a thousand starbucks
>>7431549
You know nothing about me ^=^
>>7431551
>>7431552
>You've only been following me during my quarter life crisis though?
you stand up on your soapbox and tell your story like we're at a fucking AA meeting or something often enough, it's not like i don't have any background reading on the subject
>>7431564
>>7431562
well, you have to also be very aware of possible allergic reactions or interactions with other drugs you need. It only applies to more or less the first 4 or 6 months but it's still pretty important.
>>7431566
Clearly it interests you if you've actually taken the time to read my depressed rambling
>>7431570
>maybe you shouldn't read it at all...
well, the rape didn't happen, so I'm sort of better now.
>>7431562
im 18 rn
>>7431568
Пpoлeтapии вceх cтpaн, coeдиняйтecь!
>>7431570
>Wasting money on trash
snuggle is a good girl
>>7431570
>Birdy is a girl
>Who the fuck remembers that?
I do
its kind of sad that everyone keeps referring to her as he
>>7431570
headpats are for approval, and approval from a man means more than it does from a girl. Fucc is NOT stupid, it's what I live for.
>>7431574
don't turn this back on me
i hope you like the taste of cock, because something's gotta pay for those bath salts next year
I want to headpat
>>7431582
>>7431583
thats what birdy says after an upsetting breakup
>I-I was just doing it for jokes
>>7431586
Awe, tsun tsun
It's ok to be invested in other people's lives, even if it's a little weird.
>>7431576
you'll have full hrt effect before your hips stop growing.
>>7431575
rape is bad
I don't like rape
>>7431577
I'm trash
>>7431580
>>7431582
>>7431583
whatever
birdy is my friend ok
no bully the bird
>>7431584
headpats are for good feels, and a girl's comforting headpats are the essence of life
A man's approval is fleeting and worthless and he'll fucc some whore the next day.
living for fucc makes you a whore, dirty whore.
>>7431560
Brows. You have normal brows. My mobile screen is all fucked up. Even a ponytail gets tangled by morning.
>>7431582
>tfw birdy is probably in a lot of pain and you can't comfort him
>>7431588
headpat for headpat
Birdy is a boy confirmed, just asked him loll
>>7431595
don't feel so flattered, the more i learn, the more i can use it against you
>>7431598
Yes you are little one.
>>7431598
you're just jealous because men don't headpat and fucc you!
>>7431604
ask "him" if he is still going to get on hrt
im a boy confirmed
>>7431608
Why would he be if it was all a joke lol
give me hugg or give me death
>>7431587
I have to admit it looks cuter than I expected, but I don't know. I should really ask around hair salons and see what they do, it would be pretty expensive with my hair length.
My alternative was always "natural black". I don't know, during my teens I worried too much about loosing my hair and now that I don't have T to get that it feels like too much work...
>>7431605
I think it's cute that you memorize the details
Deep down I bet you even want me to succeed too. If you knew anything about me you'd know that I get a kick out of trying to prove people wrong.
im stuck
>>7431598
This. Girls' care more. And have soothing voices.
i thought my cousin would help but tgey won't
>>7431599
oh...
ty
I used to have pretty brows, right up until I was 24ish people would ask if I plucked them and I said no and they wouldn't believe me because I got nervous, even though I really didn't pluck them and I was just nervous because repressed tranny.
I wish the bone underneath them was pretty too
>>7431622
Just cut yourself dude
>>7431622
girls don't have benis
>>7431616
yeah, you're a contrarian who likes to nit-pick people's posts because you're a smartass who's not happy unless you're correcting someone
think i'll go play the sims now - i might even make a character that looks just like you, put it in the swimming pool and delete the ladder
I broke two more nails today, I will never have a french manicure again...
>>7431630
faye?
>>7431630
unfortunate
>>7431625
women are evil, just look at what claire did to birdy.
>>7431629
pls to not do that to elanna :(
>>7431629
Oh anon, you're so transparent
>>7431622
fag
>>7431618
i hate girl voices
they need to transition and get their voices battered by testosterone, that shit's top tier
>>7431636
Stop being autistic
>>7431623
My browbone is alright. My widows' peak is another story. I get nervous a lot in social situations too. My nerves have become fucked since going to therapy to get hrt. Trying to start legal but self-doubt cripples me. Crossdressing is a big part of this. I hate my feelings.
>>7431440
Hey are you still around?