MTFG Transgirl General

Please kill or marry me.

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glubb

hugg sert
hugg frangi

>>7429564
you matter

>>7429565
cudd

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>>7429556

>>7429565
maeve hi

>>7429564
same, but take out the "or marry" part

>>7429566
hugg

>>7429556
nice avatar

apparently i'm really transparent and im only seeking (you's) and make really vague posts or whatever, i love you tards

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>tfw going to a family party while still high as fuck

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I'm always so mean
I wish I could just fly away from all my troubles

>>7429561
Or you're just saying that to hugbox me, while in reality you knew that i had to be really ugly to beg for a gf.

>>7429567
no actually not

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>>7429566
hugs u back

Reposting

>>7429534
I rejected you before seeing you because no matter what you look like, i wouldnt want to be with you. Your appearance is not relevant. Thats why its me, not you. This is not hugboxing.

>>7429535
:/ I dont think you are, you're just going through a rough time.

>>7429537
OuO thats really cute indeed!!

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>>7429571
snugg
>>7429574
hi lil nimmie what's up
>>7429580
what sort of high?

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>tfw alternating between horny and sleepy+sad
>>7429580
I hate that so much

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>>7429585

vagina

>>7429582
I didnt reay think so, many trannies are lonely. How can i hugbox someone who i dont know how they look, thats dumb

>>7429586
4f-mph and 4-fa
>>7429588
Hopefully everyone is too drunk to notice that I am never blinking

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>>7429585
The only rough time is what I've made for myself
I wish I could become nothing

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Who else here is going to be all alone for christmas this year?

>>7429597
No, its something many people go through and its something thats very easy to blame on yourself when it isnt your fault

>>7429579
the ERPing is a little strange, but hey, half the thread probably shoves dragon dildos up their butts, so try not to imagine that everyone else is so high and mighty

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>>7429579
(You)'re one of my fave posters though and have great hair to boot

>>7429548
Holy shit
The difference between pre-HRT you and today's you is vast.

>>7429599
I'm afraid that I will be

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>>7429599

I wound up in a weird shift shuffle at work; going to be working 2pm the 23rd through 6am the 24th, "off" the 24th and off the 25th. Might visit my aunt and uncle.

>>7429579
nessie is best poster uwu

im sad now

>>7429579
You're great, I like you a lot.

>>7429606
>tfw there is no difference for you
>tfw you just look like a manlet with gyno

>>7429599
Not quite. Got a family gathering on Thursday, another one the day after Christmas. Christmas proper I'll spend with my parents. New year's eve with friends, I made sure I wouldn't end up at a vegan party this year. Already bought the kilogramme of foie gras and bottle of pink champagne I'll bring.

My best friend from college asked me to marry her and I said yes!

>>7429607
You won't, but i will.

>>7429608
Well that sucks, but i guess it's just a day like every other day.

>>7429612
I'm always sad

>>7429579
You made me think that furfags might not be that bad.

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>>7429606
i dont have trouble passing these days :v girl voice helps alot

>>7429603
i usually just shitpost desu, not really erping, if it was then that would be some weak ass rp,
just dont take anything i say seriously, im too tarded for that shit

>>7429604
i was mostly making a joke about an earlier comment, but thank you, I do like my hair :)

>>7429622
im sometimes ok but now i feel sad

>>7429621
Oh wow, congratulations.

>>7429599
i hope so

>>7429611
lol, dont worry, i was joking

>>7429615
thanks, you're really nice too

>>7429546
Yep. I, and my three partners have been attacked on the street. After my wife died from her injuries, the doc committed me. I was around 5 weeks away from getting SRS when I was attacked.

>>7429549
*hugs*

>>7429562
So true. Many considered we deserved any bad that happened to us.

>>7429599
I'll be with my parents. Maybe better off alone. I expect friends would invite me over if I was to be alone.

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pupsi

>>7429633
why are you not tripping?

>>7429636
good post

>>7429594
I'm dumb.

>>7429622

Yeah, 16 hour shifts aren't that fun, but it's usually P quiet between 1 and 5 AM so there's that at least. My brother is flying back with my folks for Christmas but I wasn't sure I could get the time off and the tickets were really expensive.

I might head out there on my birthday, come out to my mom

>>7429637
i don't know

>>7429625
seriously?
like i consider probably half of them to be borderline cancerous
but even then i'm not much of a filthy furfag, i'd never wear a suit, i just like the art mostly, and some of the lewd stuff too

>>7429639
im glad you like it

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i wish i had an exciting life
i wanna go out and do shit
i dont wanna be inside all day

>>7429644
hey im a moderate furfag too

>>7429643
Did something bad happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNRvXO9t5HM

>>7429652
i'm confused

>>7429635
Oh my god. That's horrible. I don't know what to say...

>>7429644
I don't know many of them, it's just based on you.
But yeah I also think the suit is too much still.

this general just makes me depressed
i'm not gonna post here again
bye

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>>7429644
You're a furry?

>>7429660
whats your discord

>all these furfags
why is the art so good but are the people so shit usually?

>>7429656
Why are you confused? Can i help?

>>7429635
I wish we could throw a party together someday. Maybe next year, who knows? Things change so much over a year. I still hated myself just one year ago.

>>7429660
Okay see you tomorrow.

>>7429641

What is that, your 40th birthday?

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>>7429630
>just dont take anything i say seriously, im too tarded for that shit
i'm sure there's a paradox like this

>>7429668
Can I come?

>>7429665
Christmas Carol#1371

How do you prepare your butt for anal stuff???

>>7429667
i'm confused about the conversation we're having
>why are you not tripping?
like i don't know who you think i am

>>7429651
fair enough, desu i cant really understand people who get Really into that stuff, like weebs and that, but yeah, you like what you like i guess, also be carefull, furry stuff is literally against the rules here

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>>7429675
enema

>>7429654
Reminds me I'm supposed to go on a gay friend's boat next time he sails in the area.

>>7429676
Oh well that happens if you're Anon. Sorry for confusing you.

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>>7429671

28th

>>7429673
I'd be fine with that.

>>7429621
Holy shit grats!

>>7429640
No you aren't, these thungs are difficult and often out of our control

>>7429648
Go out and do something then!

>>7429675
get a bunch of guys to run a train on you and by the third or fourth you'll be loosened up

>>7429677
Well, I like the art too (not the lewd stuff though, that's just annoying to me) drawing anthro chars is generally fun.

I would never dress up in a fursuit because that's just too much for me personally. Thanks for the tip, though!

>>7429658
it just seems weird to me, i dont get it, the suits look weird, i dunno, i like the art and everything, a on might b cool for socialising or something but it might also be weird and 'cringy' depending on how people at and stuff

>>7429664
you're a tranny?

>>7429672
logic aint my thang bby, either you know or ya dont

>>7429689
Pretty much this. Nothing interesting happens when you stay at home.

>>7429688
You're hugboxing me again. How would you know if i'm not dumb?

>>7429697
Oh, i thought i was having a convo with someone specific. You're being kind of a dick desu

>>7429691
tis cool, desu the only lewd stuff is furry crossed with anime style of onta, tokifuji, powfoo
HB artists like that, full on dogface is too weird for me, and i'm pretty weird desu

>>7429696
Which I'm fine with personally, I can barely handle uneventful daily life as it is, going out and doing stuff would be too much for me.

What's your fetish mtfg?

>>7429706
I like bestiality
Not that I'll ever act on it though because that's disgusting

>>7429701
Wow thank you.
And I know I'm nobody.

>>7429668
That would be interesting. I'm still fighting to allow myself emotions all the time.

>>7429682
I really miss sailing. It was a part of my childhood that I liked.

>>7429706
alot!
i'm the 'try anything once' kinda gal, even if i dont wind up liking it, then at least i know for sure

>>7429708
nice cover ;)

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>>7429706

Mind Control/Corruption, to a huge extent.

>>7429708
Same thing but with scat
Idk why it turns me o

Im lifting weights
Am i repressing?

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>>7429706
feet - pretty normie, i guess

>>7429706
I'm a closet feedee.

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>>7429706
>fetish
>implying i dont have many

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>>7429706
d.. ddlg ;-;

>>7429715
Are you? If you're still on hormones then probably not.

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>>7429706
its a bit agp but I still have a light fetish for stockings/tights <\\< (socks do nothing for me however regardless of its thigh high or not)

>>7429709
You're just setting yourself up for that.
I cant know who you are if you anonpost.

>>7429712
>cover
Eh I get aroused by pretty dogs
I'd say it's more zoophile than furry

My only fetishes are feet and knee socks

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>>7429721

For me, collars aren't fetish
They are relationship goal.

>>7429726
Maybe i should just kill myself

>>7429706
Does a desire to tease my future bf for having a smaller penis than me count?

>>7429706
Forced feminization because I'm an AGP freak.

>>7429729
vanilla as fuck

>>7429724
Im not on hormones if you don't count the two balls hanging out of me

Im definitely on drugs rn tho
Soft
Beer and Weed

>>7429733
Or stop saying things about yourself that only others can measure and put on a trip

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>tfw the murderous urges are getting harder and harder to resist every time I visit my parents
being committed wouldn't be a bad thing for me, would it?

>>7429739
Im sorry in not a 1337 fetishist as you Pam

>>7429746
it's both a blessing and a curse

>>7429738
That's hot
Lemme be ur bull sissy

>>7429742
Why?

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>tfw vanilla af fetish

how to be degenerate?

>>7429622
I might be
It depends if I can avoid fucking anything up for the week :/

>tfw most "zoophiles" are actually just into degradation porn and want to see women get fucked by dogs and that's all
I swear like 80% of zoo porn is just that
It sucks and it gives people such a wrong idea

>>7429753
What is the right idea?

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>>7429706

& petplay

>>7429749
You don't like being a nobody, don't you?

If you don't put on a trip, your whole existence is a single post. You cant have people react to you specifically if you dont have a trip to form an image of yourself online.

>>7429753
>Anna watches zoo porn
I mean I do too, but I'd never admit that on trip.

>>7429706
love and affection

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>>7429706

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>>7429744
>Mfw a 100lb manleteta comes at you with a dull kitchen knife

>>7429761
Trip on Juniper

>>7429744
why did they ever let u out of the nuthouse, shoulda drowned u in the tub

>>7429760
Sicko

>>7429687
Well let me know when!
Where are you planning on meeting? France would be easier for me of course.
>>7429694
Lol I'm not gonna judge because I like you.
>>7429706
I used to be deep into femdom
>>7429744
See you on BBC News

>>7429756
That zoophilia is not women get fucked by dogs for more than half the actual zoophiles.

>>7429759
WEAK
COWARDLY
NERDO
Also I barely watch porn anymore but I used to be a fervent /be/ broswer
Horse poon just looks too aesthetic

>>7429758
>You don't like being a nobody, don't you?
i do, it's amazing

no one can call me out on my bullshit when i'm being a hypocrite, and ad hominems are usually just a wild stab in the dark

>>7429635
yeah, pretty grim
I'm glad you at least had a few years in the sun, it's more than plenty of people get
I forget, are you retransitioning now or just here for social reasons?

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>>7429602
But
It is
It always is

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>>7429706
Not looking like a man
Too bad it's impossible for me

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>>7429706
Smoking.

>>7429757
what the fuck...

>>7429765
>implying 6 ft 1 = manlet
>implying I'd use a kitchen knife like that one instead of the machete my dad keeps in the house for defence against intruders or buying my own zombie knife

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>>7429776
girls or boys

>>7429752
Don't worry, it will be alright! You won't be alone this year, you'll never be alone again...

>>7429758
I'm not >>7429771 but i prefer to stay anon anyways. It's not like it would do any difference to me being lonely.

>>7429776
my boyfriend always tells me i look cute when im smoking
he is such a bad influence

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>>7429784
Girls. I kinda like guys that smoke too but it's nowhere near as big of a turn on as girls.

>>7429786
It would tho

>>7429773
Honestly, it didnt sound that way. I think you're just way too hard on yourself

>>7429728
meh, whatever works for you

>tfw really want to do lewd stuff now
so
fucking
lonely

>>7429796
No i would be the same, so nobody would like me.

>>7429781
This is why they banned zombie knives.
>>7429784
>>7429791
Would it be weird of me to hire a hooker and jack off while I watch her smoke?

>>7429801
better w/ a camgirl

>>7429800
How do you know if nobody would like you

>>7429772
Restarted hrt 2.75 years ago. Psychologically I needed it. I was very close to suicide at the time.

>>7429729
post feet

>>7429769
thanks

>>7429706
impact play

also armpits and body hair

>>7429806
Why did it take you so long? Why didn't you get back on it as soon as you got out of the conversion facility?

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>>7429776
As stupid as it is I kinda want to smoke for the cool factor and whatever benefit people apparently get from it

>>7429805
Because i am me of course.

>>7429769
We're not planning anything yet.

>>7429814
it is stupid
more people will find it gross than cool

>>7429814
desu if it didnt mess with hrt id start again in a heartbeat

>>7429815
You've never appeared on this board to know if people would like you or not

>>7429814
I'm a terrible influence but I think you should try it, it's worth knowing how it feels to see if you like it. Also if you do, post pics =)

>>7429814
Every person I've known who smokes/smoked wanted to stop at a point, no exception so far, and most of them got back to it.

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>>7429822
haha nahhh i really shouldnt
>>7429824
>>7429821
>>7429818
yeah the bad faaaaaaaaar outweighs the good lol

>>7429706
specifically domination based on trust and submission i guess
i like the feeling of my life being under someone else's control, and the trust that i give them with that, they would have to be trustworthy and caring enough for me to really get into it

>>7429706
not being alone

so much for that though

>>7429825
get some of those candy cigarettes you can still look cool

>>7429814
i smoke because of
1. addiction
2. suppress hunger
3. boredom

>>7429826
This desu

>>7429812
The ECT and torture I went through really fucked me up bad. I'd blanked my whole life before then. It took years for memories to come back. I didn't know who I was.

>>7429827
Hey me too!

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>>7429825
Dooo iiit, be a cool girl.

>>7429824
I only stopped to get SRS. Will stop again for the next round of surgery. Nicotine is the only thing I've found that keeps me functional.

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I wish I could give all the sad lonely girls here a big hug ):

>>7429839
Fuck i might start doing it occasionaly

>>7429556
I'm sorry for being Alex

Carol is good though, I'm glad you're you ^-^

>>7429839
dude just stop there are plenty of people who already smoke you can jerk off too

stop trying to convince new people to start

>>7429844
BAD

>>7429843
Korra hug

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>>7429844

>>7429844
Don't be stupid
Be a girl and live a long healthy life

>>7429844
disgusting.

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>>7429761
this

>>7429825
desu it's just unhealthy, it's a physical activitly that has no real effect, but chemically, it's like taking a drug that does nothing, if you can, save your oney, and your lungs, and dont bother

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stop being dumb

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>>7429844
I hope you've thrown those away by now.

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Look what you've got me doing now /mtfg/.

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>>7429825

I tried smoking once. It's not an outstanding feeling like alcohol, it's more of a relaxing thing, but you're basically killing your lungs for it, and since you need those to breathe...

I think about it sometimes. I do like the smell of cigarette smoke, but when I see residents who are basically dying and still go out in freezing temps to get their fix...nah.

>>7429848
>>7429852
>>7429853
>>7429854
Just like, once a week. Its calming desu

>>7429860
Yeah they dried up lol

>>7429760
Maeve is the cutest girl with the cutest fetish

>>7429827
wow same

>>7429864
>Just like, once a week. Its calming desu
This is how addictions start

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What's something fun to do on a Sunday

>>7429861
lol, AGP AF

just wondering, what is it about smoking that's sexy?
i dont really get it?

>>7429864
lmao I have never heard of anyone who could sustain "just smoking like once a week" or "just smoking in the weekends" or "just smoking at parties" or stuff like that.

You've quit already, just keep it that way

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>>7429861

>>7429864
dis-gusting.

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>>7429868
masturbate

>>7429868
church
drinking
sex

>>7429867
Hey i smoked for like, 2 years and never got addicted

>>7429870
Both my mum and grandmother have

>>7429861
Same, lol. I just got up, it's too early to be masturbating.

>>7429867
An addiction can't start at that low of an ammount, the nicotine would be out of your system long before the next cig.

>>7429869
probably has something to do with events in their past
like women they had crushes on smoked, or they associate sexy suave women with smoknig, idk

>>7429868
>>7429876
^^^^^^^^^^^^this
do you have a bumtoy?

>>7429879
It's the mentality though

>>7429869
I have no idea.
Ultimate AGP: I'm gonna take pics of myself smoking and fap to that.

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>>7429859
>tfw high and getting fucked violently while wearing a DARE t-shirt

>>7429868
lay in bed and do nothing while hating yourself

>>7429878
That's very impressive
Still, even then you're fucking up your lungs

>>7429868
rub feminine penises.

>>7429879
>>7429884

Yeah, it starts at "oh, I'll only do it once in awhile" and then it goes to "Well I feel like shit, one more can't hurt" and then "Why not one a day?"

Then you start building tolerance to the nicotine and you're screwed

>>7429869
For me a lot of it is about breath, when I get lewd I focus a lot on breathing so its sexy for that breath to bring in pleasure and be visible. It's also sexy to think of a woman that knows how bad and addictive cigs are but is willing to give in to all that for the pleasure it gives.

>>7429880
ngl all of the girls i admired smoked

>>7429893
You really aren't though

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>>7429855
purest form of love

>>7429899
yeahh bad girl

>>7429890
lol, dont forget to upload it to you know where, there are probably some people that will enjoy it

>>7429904
Good idea.

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>>7429876
>>7429883
I have 0 sex drive
>>7429877
Church is boring, I don't drink anymore, and no sex drive
>>7429892
Ayy that sounds fun
>>7429894
But I'm not agp

>>7429878
>never got addicted
>Just like, once a week. Its calming desu
denial
e
n
i
a
l

>>7429899
huh, makes sense

>>7429868
Work in a grocery store :^^^)

>>7429890
>I'm gonna take pics of myself smoking and fap to that.
>tfw your own nudes have turned you on before

>>7429900
>You really aren't though
sertii, i don't mean to alarm you, but smoking isn't good for you

>>7429900
kek
http://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/light-smoking-dangerous-in-any-dose

>>7429910
you should start drinking again it's nice

>>7429910
then get a sex drive

>>7429911
People like to say getting addicted to cigs is super easy but it really isn't most people smoke regularly for months to a year before they feel any real cravings.

>>7429910
yes you are. now post feminine benis.

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>>7429903
Go away, Shakira. No one likes you.

>>7429915
I wish I could get turned on by my own nudes, but I'm gross.

>>7429903
pat pat

>>7429918
>>7429922
Whatever, you girls are boring hippies

>>7429925
This

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>smoking

plz never do this

>>7429933
>vaping
no thx

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>>7429931

>>7429922
Yeah but this is one a day, what if you had one a month? I wanna look sexy dammit.

>>7429931
>Whatever, you girls are boring hippies
b-but you're the one who smokes and does drugs and buys into left-wing politics

i'm the opposite of a hippie, since i'm a square who doesn't drink or smoke or anything

>>7429938
>"The only safe cigarette is one that's never been smoked."

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>>7429928
my dick is gross
it makes my entire body disgusting unless I'm wearing tight panties

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>tfw wanna get started working out but no idea what stretches to do
I'm gonna figure this shit out though, I wanna be healthy and fit and have a hot body

>>7429927
*headpats*
it's ok, but please, speak for yourself

>>7429946
>falling for the stretch meme

>>7429946
there's so much shit out there that it puts me off but im trying to find a good routine too

>>7429941
I dont drink at all and have never done drugs other than nicotine

>>7429946
Same, gonna get into running again after my cask is off

>>7429942
O-once a year??

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>tfw you're not a girl yet but you're definitely not a boy

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>>7429951
>meme
Pls I wanna touch my toes again/
>>7429952
I think I'm gonna pick some basic stuff and follow this to get me started, and then from there learn more
>>7429953
do iiiiit
>>7429956
same

>>7429938
Don't listen to the health nuts. Tobacco kills less than work, and nobody suggests banning work.

>>7429958
Dont listen to lung cancer

are john lenon glasses a very bad idea?

>>7429954
Worse than not smoking at all

>>7429958
yeah, but to be fair, you kinda have to work

>inb4 smug pepe neetface

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my laptop died in half an hour and the charger is two floors up
welp
might as well sleep now

nini qts and people-who-don't-like-to-be-called-qt <3

>>7429958
yes there are tonnes of people who want to abolish work just because you haven't read them doesn't mean they don't exist

>>7429957
If you're looking to improve flexibility, wouldn't yoga work better than stretches? I think stretches are mostly so you don't pull muscles when you actually exercise and so you're not as sore afterward.

>>7429956
>tfw you're a boy but running your hands over your buds makes you happy

>>7429960
yes almost definitely, unless you hang around with hippies in their late 30's to early 50's

it's just not the 80's anymore

>>7429966
night qt

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>>7429969
Stretches improve flexibility, help muscle growth, and prevent injury.
Not doing them is asking for hurt.

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>>7429971
>tfw your buds need a bra

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>>7429913
Holy shit, what a wonderful idea.
>>7429923
I'd rather not
>>7429924
Should I go buy one at the sex drive store?
>>7429926
I'm not. And who's says I have one?

>>7429966
Nini

>>7429976
>tfw mine dont

>>7429959
I dip and occasionally smoke cigars. Not getting lung cancer anytime soon.

>>7429965
Well, given work nearly killed me and caused me to spend a year in a psychiatric clinic, I'll probably never work again.

>>7429977
I think your benis is very feminine :^)

pls cuddle with me

time for snorts

>>7429960
>>7429973
I have a pic of me wearing a pair back in the 90s I looked badass

>>7429966
nini :)

>>7429977
whatever you do, make sure you get one new, second hand just isn't worth it

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>>7429977
no, you go _for_ a sex drive.
it's like a car, just with lots of lewd stuff

>>7429980
>Well, given work nearly killed me and caused me to spend a year in a psychiatric clinic, I'll probably never work again.
sounds dangerous - what job were you doing?

>>7429981
Again, who said I still have one?
>>7429987
Does it come with an air freshener

>>7429983
>calls me out on smoking occasionaly
>informs thread shes snorting horse tranquilizer a few posts later

>>7429990
because I want to cuddle with you anyway.

>>7429984
in the 90's it was ok, it's going to be 2020 soon, we need to keep up to date, or just do your thing, but always remain self-aware, it will save undue embarrassment

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>>7429990
you might need one afterwards

>>7429986
But aren't they expensive if they're new?
>>7429994
Why me though

>>7429991
Yeah I am a stupid, irresponsible loser
I just don't want my friends to be

>>7429988
Senior officer in the forest service. Shitty organization. One of the highest suicide rates in the country, after the police and postal service.

>>7429996
I was asking more in terms of it making the face look more or less masculine.

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i'm trying god dammit

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>need to go upstairs to get water
>voice that isn't a family member
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

>>7429998
it's worth it!

>>7430002
desu i dunno, try it and see

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>>7429987

Good god that pic is hot.

>>7430003


Looking good!

>>7430004
>tfw go upstairs expecting no one
>two strangers staring me down
fucking uncomfy

>>7430003
lose weight
get laser or electrolysis and you will probably look okay

>>7430007
dont hugbox

>>7429996
>2010 was 7 years ago
Madness

>>7429998
because its benis time

>>7430004
reuse your pee

>>7430004
i hate unfamiliar people!
especially when they're in my home without me knowing

>>7430011
i know, just remain self aware and you'll be ok
i was always rather neutral

>>7430003
if you lose weight youll look great

The fat on your face is boyfat still

>>7430004
just get some water from the bathroom sink, princess

>>7430010
>>7430017
well now that i'm officially still a college dropout, i'll have time to worry about my weight so
i welcome my returning anorexia overlords

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>>7430017

>>7430019
Good luck senpai

>>7429943
I know that feel ;_;

>>7430021
Kys desu

>>7430021
>>7430017
oh shiet sertii My NIGGAH YOU JUST GOT ROASTED BTFOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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>>7430009

She's moving in the right direction and that's what counts.

Anyways, she does look nice, perhaps a little chubby, but like a chubby girl! Which is more than I can say

>>7429983
omg have fun!! :D

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wooo new hat
>>7430013
Thats how estrogen is made right
>>7430018
B-but that's dirty

>>7430026
You too, you people are retarded

>>7430025
>tfw you made sertii, the official nice person of the thread, be mean
good feel

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How am I supposed to pick between this stuff? half of them are practically synonyms!

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>>7430021
i actually laughed
out loud
for real

>>7429786
And what makes you say that?
How do you know I won't
I probably will be alone

>>7429975
you stretch after exercising right

that's what i always did

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>>7430007
I want to be fucked like that at least once in my life.

>>7430033
hey bby dont worry my big black cock will make you feel better.

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My issue is that I'm too skinny.
Bones and tendoms showing all over the place.
175cm 55kg 21yo just starting to pay more attention to my sexuality/gender/being me
There must be tons of workout guides around here but do they apply to boney people?
I don't eat very much but if I start working out I suppose i'll naturally eat more.

>>7430036
I had to google kajira and kajirus and after 3 different sites I still have no clue what's the difference with slave or submissive or maschist...

>>7430036
lmao what's the difference between leather boy and leather boi

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>>7430030
I will
4th day in a row
My left nostril (where the septum is tilted towards) hurts like all hell though
And I have to sneeze 10 times after snorting
My right nostril is stil going strong though I will be disassociated tonight

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>>7430041
dynamic stretching before, static stretching after

>>7430048
this shit is so complex :(

>>7430015
I tell you a funny story; I went into this record store to look for an album, he asked me how long ago was it released? I said "2001 so fairly recent". He gives me a blank stare and says "2001 was 13 years ago sir"

>>7430046
I hadn't noticed that one!!

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>>7430041
>You want to stretch after or hours before a workout, but never immediately before.
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/wotw80.htm
>>7430048

>>7430050
do it fast before the excercise, do it slow afterwards.

>>7430051
2001 feels just like yesterday to me. Fifteen years of my life are lost to a PTSD haze.

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>>7430050
you've never done a sport, have you

>>7430055
no, there are dynamic stretches to do right before doing aerobics, but you never stretch before weight training

>>7430031
I read an article about a girl who is trying to that (reclaim estrogen from pee so you can make hrt at home) but I don't think she's finished yet she got to a point where the estrogen is isolated from everything else though

>>7430060
no i always hated doing sports in school desu

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>>7430063
typical

I was def more on the athletic side

>>7430036
>bootblack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeL8EYtbVw0