Tell Daddy Santa what you want for Christmas.

>>7430028
You, Santa. <3

>>7430028
to lose my virginity to a cute boy that loves me

To be who I could have been had I been had I not been a failure, which I am now.

to die

>>7430028
I want to stop feeling miserable and find a soulmate

or just kill me in my sleep

>>7430028
A PS4 :c

>>7430028
I wish I was straight, Santa! But my confused orientation makes me thinking dirty things about you. I'm not in denial because I already accepted the fact that I'm gay, but I feel like I'm in limbo of never ending nightmares of lust. Maybe I just need to settle down and have my own children, but my dick are not straight. Sorry for incoming swearing but shit. I hate this.

a butt to fuck

>>7430028
Pretty handsome santa 2bh.

Now give me a female body santa, I just want to be the average hetero white female from my country.

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>>7430568
Hot Santas?
Hot Santas.

>>7430028
I want a half eaten bag of red vines

all i want for christmas is a vulva

>>7430028
To make my anxiety go away so I can stop taking pills, get my libido back and actually pass as a normie

>>7430028
a cuteboy boyfriend so we can be cute together and do cute things

>>7430670
this 2bh famalinos

death

>>7430028
A loving boyfriend who I love back.

>>7430028
A loving bf to spend my life with. There is no thing that I want more in life than this. It's literally all I need to be content with my life and escape my current miserable state. I will most likely die alone that said, but one can only hope. I'd kill myself if I gave up all hope on finding a bf, so I can do nothing but try.

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>>7430028
I wanna suck my straight friend's dick for Christmas!

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>>7431180
SLUT DIE REEEEEEEEE

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>>7430028
Cody Cummings is a much better choice

>>7430777
>>7431170
these santa bro, same for me pls

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>>7430028
A new body

>>7431170
this is how I used to think but now that I have a boyfriend who is deeply in love with me and wants to spend his life with me I still feel empty, a boyfriend isn't the answer to all my problems

>>7431289
It is to mine. I have no issues apart from soul crushing loneliness, you evidently had more issues to worry about.

>>7430028
girl chromosomes.

>>7431289
But hey at least you get to cuddle up at night, thats gotta accomplish and help with something

>>7431294
>>7431299
yeah I guess I don't really realize how much having him has helped me. this'll be the first christmas I don't spend wanting to kill myself.
i hope u guys get bfs for christmas

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>>7430028
PLEASE GIVE ME MY SOULMATE I ALMOST GOT THE CONTACT OF A SWEDISH GUY AND THEN THE THREAD 404 ON ME I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

>>7431315
I could be your bf if you can tolerate my autism anon.

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>>7431359
I hate socialism with a passion though.

>>7431392
I hate libertarianism with a passion, but I am no Socialist or Liberal. I'd still take a socialist over a Libertarian any day though.

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>>7431410
Not in favour of open borders I hope

>>7431442
Not at all. I absolutely abhor Islam and most "refugees". It is Libertarians who want open borders on top of having the most retarded and immoral economic system imaginable. I can literally tolerate any political ideology, including Anachytards, Fascists and Communists, but I can under no circumstances stand Libertarians.

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>>7431455
Last guy from 4chan I tried to talk to was a canadian who was in favour of helping "refugees" so forgive me for being cautious.

Where are you from?

to be passing and to not hate myself

>>7431497
I'm a Greekfag. I assume you have no problem with long distance, as you mentioned having contact with an anon from Sweden. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so I am fine with ldr myself. I used not to until I realized that my chances of finding someone IRL were limited given my already small dating pool and high moral standards, combined with my generally boring personality.

Where do you live yourself anon? Also what's you age?
Are you into any particular type of guys?

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>>7431530
>greek
>mfw
Wait wait, I've greeks have big dicks, we need to skype.

Jokes aside I am
>brazilian
>21
Into guys who understand the value of meritocracy and are not fat or at very least willing to work out.

Further than that, both in terms of personality and appearance we'd have to skype.

to know where I want to be in relationships/the bedroom regardless of my bisexuality...
I hate being confused.

>>7431565
My weight is just about average. I wouldn't show you my dick that said, you'd have to wait for that. I'm looking for someone who shares my morals, that's one of my few standards. Preferably with no previous sexual experiences and definitely not a used slut. Brazillians are qt in general, I am really into Southern types more than any other race. I am generally not into guys with effeminate mannerisms or appearance, but I guess I could tolerate that on a person if his personality was good enough. If you are a slightly above 5/10 virgin you are likely good enough for me. As for my side I can guarantee that I am above average, or at least that's what my female friends seem to believe, most rank me at 7/10.

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>>7431602
> I wouldn't show you my dick that said, you'd have to wait for that.
I did said I was joking.
> I wouldn't show you my dick that said, you'd have to wait for that.
I'd have to know what are your morals, but like I said that's for a private conversation.

I am not feminine and still a virgin.

What's your age? Are you planning on moving out of Greece or are you planning on staying there? What's your preferable way to have a private conversation? Besides skype I only know of Discord.

>>7431660
I much prefer Skype. I am almost always online as I use it to talk to almost all of my online friends, I only use Discord when Skype is not available. It's unlikely that I'll leave the country as I'm fairly financially secure thanks to family

I'm 19 atm, what about yourself?

>>7431691
I will have to move out of brazil, socialism destroyed this country's economy.

My nickname on skype is [bra0on] without the brackets, if you still want to talk leave your nickname so I can be sure it's you.

>>7431730
I will add you right away so you'll know it's me. I wont be able to communicate immediately however, as i'll be off pc for most of the day. I should be available for Skyping as soon as you see me online.

>>7431736
>>7431730
Can't find your nickname. Try adding Vassilisnet.

>>7431747
Done

>>7430028
I-I want you, Santa! Can I sit in your lap now?

...

I also want to be happy.

Santa, I want to have a grown muscular men physical! As for now I look like a beta bishonen twink boy, I hate this! Please santa, grant my wish! Also, I've been a good boy this whole year, I don't go clubbing and not sucking my straight classmates cocks because they ask it this semester. Will that justify your consideration for granting my wish?

a bf that looks like jotaro

>>7430028
A new girlfriend who has money and a car, and is actually gay and not biscum, so she'll actually commit to me. And then she'll feed me yummy food until I'm thicc, and I'll get a job so I can carry my weight, and we'll eventually move to a big city together. :)

I want you santa~!

I want to be a cute anime girl.

I'll take a cute twink please and thank you

>>7430028
A female body. (And crazy Inuasha-like hair.)

>>7436846
But a moe-girl body like Nomura-Yuki with no dick.

>>7430028
Eternal youth and for mankind to ram its face into the Great Filter.