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Christmas in Australia edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Old thread >>7424252
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>tfw no bully gf
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snow
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>>7425334
JUST BE URSELFF SHEEN
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>>7425347
Tfw no chubby sheen gf
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>>7425349
Post pic
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>going to college to become a schoolteacher
>professors and lecturers act very unprofessionally
>one professor spent half of his lecture time (that was supposed to be on the psychology of human sexual behavior) playing a video of a group of people dancing in a flashmob (including token minorities, for that diversity!) that ended with text flashing on the screen that said "we dance for Hillary"
>literally came in to class the day after the election crying genuine tears and gave this speech about how he's worried about some anti-gay gestapo or some shit that took up a quarter of the lecture time
>did the math on how much I'm spending on tuition and books and how many classes I have and how long each is and realized I basically paid $400 for political propaganda
>other professor (ecology class) does child voices and stands on chairs and literally says "neener neener neener" when discussing public figures with viewpoints different to his
>crazy ramblings about how Marx was right (even though he obviously has only a surface level reading of Marx and admitted that he hasn't even read Kapital) and "Soviet-style" socialism is the true way to fix the environment
>literally denies Soviet environmental irresponsibility as Western propaganda
>basically wasting my time and money
>my "dream" of being a schoolteacher was basically forced on me by my parents because they're schoolteachers
>at least it's a job I know I'm capable of doing easily (I've run my parents' classrooms before during college breaks and it's a breeze for me) and you get good benefits and long vacations
>real dream is to be a housewife
>fiancee is getting her master's in social work
>worried about the viability of that, but supporting her regardless
Will I ever be able to be a housewife? In addition to being a good cook and cleaner, I have electrical/plumbing/automotive/etc. repair skills. I'm tailor-made for housewifery...
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>>7425358
probably overqualified
housewivery doesn't pay well
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>tfw you want to celebrate christmas with your family but too manly so it would just be awkward and sad
>tfw miss them a lot
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bbq ribs are the best
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Shakira edition when?
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>>7425363
it pays well in cummies
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oh and
should i make my family a ham or a turkey for christmas
theres this cola glazed ham ive been wanting to make
but i also want a good brined turkey because turkey is so good
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>>7425358
It seems that these days most students hate university.
>>7425369
I did make a thread but Sheen was faster
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>>7425373
You did drop out after all. Make any friends during your time there?
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>search archive for mentions of mercury
>75% of them are shakira
lmao
no wonder she killed herself/faked her death
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>>7425358
>tfw stem major so get to avoid the ultra liberal professors
>tfw college is pretty apolitical so no dumb stuff from either side
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>>7425349
I want to go to new york for christmas and see the snow

>>7425350
>>7425352
w-what is this
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>>7425363
I know I'm way overqualified. I'm going to this shitty college because it's what I could afford and they gave me a scholarship for being a 3.99 GPA smartypants in high school (I've read scholarly shit like history and anthropology for fun since I was a tween because I've never had any friends). I breeze through my classes despite having no study skills and a poor work ethic when it's something I'm being forced to (i.e. I'll read a history book for fun, but once somebody tells me to I just skim it and half ass my work because fuck that). I know I'd do well as a schoolteacher for little kids because I've basically already done the job by filling in for and helping my parents, which is what I'm working towards getting credentialed to do (major doesn't matter, so I picked geography because maps and camping are fun and whatever). I just want to be a housewife who cleans and cooks and does housework and repairs and stuff. That's all. I want my fiancee to come home to dinner on the table and cuddles and love. That's my dream. Ugh.
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Retards like this need to kill themselves
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Is my steam profile manly enough so I can add my brother without looking like a weirdo?
Im way too manly to pass.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/mayomaiden/
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>>7425390
why are you so angry
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i miss my family back in the UK a bit because its Christmas soon even though i'm so excited to get a fairytale American Christmas with the woman i love (i'm going to a mall tomorrow for the first time). i hope next year i'm permanently settled in the US, or if i'm not that Aife comes for Christmas in the UK because my family love her

its -17 outside, i'm gonna eat chocolate fudge christmas cookies and watch The Grinch with Aife and put up the tree

downside is Americans don't like my offbeat jokes, self deprecation and quickfire puns. my gf likes my humor but everyone else is like ??? with me. Americans prefer self defecation to self deprecation i think and they definitely don't like Jew jokes. baka thats half my routine gone
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>>7425391
are you still not out to your brothers?
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>>7425388
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>>7425395
>fairy tale American Christmas
i think its pretty much the same here as anywhere else
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>>7425395
Burn your passport, never come back traitor.
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>>7425392
Not angry
People who use the words "trigger warning" are whiners
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>>7425386
What is a GPA?
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>>7425401
EXCUSE ME, I CAN'T HEAR YOUR LILY-LIVERED, TEA-SIPPING BULLSHIT OVER THE SOUND OF MY FREEDOM
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>>7425401
That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
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>>7425402
well you seem to be whining yourself
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>>7425404
something point average
it's basically a finishing grade for school
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>>7425407
Not at all
Sorry you're too dumb :/
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>>7425397
Not properly but they are nice, I think it would be too weird since there's no way I can pass and then they get ashamed of me but if I had any chance of passing it would probably be fine.

Please respond, he wants to play csgo some day.
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>>7425404
grade point average. you get certain points based on your final grade in a class (A is 4, B is 3, etc.).
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>>7425410
:/
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>>7425405
When America collapses into civil war I trust the foreign office will funish a big screen in Trafalgar Square so we can all watch the action and laugh at your demise
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>>7425404
Grade point average. Most students score in the 2.00-3.00 average. Students who flunk and do shitty are under 2.00. 3.00-3.50 is like above average range. 3.5-3.99 is really above average. 4.00 is basically Straight As with extra credit, and then with AP classes (basically taking college classes for college credits, except in high school) and some extracurriculars, overachievers can get over a 4.00. I got a 3.99 GPA in high school despite being a depressed tranny and having a serious opiate problem, so I probably could have been in the totally awesome overachiever category if I were cis and not a huge piece of shit. I know I'm smart but it doesn't mean shit because I'm a socially-retarded recluse.
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>burr!!!!!!!!!!
> 7F out when I was doing the chores
>-12 expected tonight.
>they are promising a high of 4 tomorrow.
>I think tomorrows chores will be done wearing the insulated bib overalls.

>>7425358
>Will I ever be able to be a housewife?
3 months every summer...
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>>7425415
>glorifying a literal massacre of innocent patriots who didn't do anything wrong
Fucking savages. No wonder your government has disarmed you...
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>>7425408
>>7425412
>>7425416
How do you compare it with British qualifications? Just curious as to what my "GPA" is
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>>7425417
what is your winter crop?
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>>7425424
>Not paying taxes
>Didn't do anything wrong
I bet you believe in anarchy
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>>7425425
we get a laundry list of grades
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>>7425428
I have cows, and a feedlot. Otherwise I could hole up 'til spring.
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>>7425425
its just whatever your average is times four

like a 75% average would be 3
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>>7425425
It's basically just the average of your grades (A, B, C... etc.) scored on a point system. I don't know how it works exactly, honestly. Just that the rough estimate for student quality in >>7425416 is pretty accurate, so you can compare against that.
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>>7425358
>transbian
>I'm a feminine housewife xD!
no you're a fat and hairy manchild
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who here would like to get their feet fucked?
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>>7425435
>>7425434
For all subjects? Or for all classes within a single subject?
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>>7425431
>Zelda cd-I
Fucking kill yourself
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>>7425437
I want you to fuck my eye-pussy
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>>7425439
for all of them
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How did I manage to miss AMD showing off Vega at their Zen keynote? I can't wait for their actual reveal of it next quarter, waiting is suffering >-<
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>>7425434
Ok, GPA finally makes sense to me, I never cared enough to look it up. Why do you guys multiply it by 4?
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>That one guy in a transgender steam group
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>>7425441
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>>7425446
because an american is worth four britfags
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ
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>>7425448
>boy
what the fuck....
literanny shaking rn
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>>7425416
"School is not a place for smart people."
-Rick Sanchez
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>>7425431
Those taxes were unfair and you know it. There's a reason we curbstomped your asses TWICE in 30 years and then had to bail you out from TWO world wars. Also
>implying impressment of American sailors, lack of representation in Parliament, and the quartering of soldiers in the homes of honest, God-fearing American civilians isn't just cause for not paying taxes and shooting at any lobsterbacked fuck that comes within 100 yards
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>>7425451
in lb, probably
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soup my fellow degenerates
how's life?
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>>7425400
it really isn't, i've watched so many American Christmas movies and cooking shows to know its different. the themes and things are similar but its all different enough to seem so big and flashy and magical. its extra sugary. it gets cold enough to actually snow and snuggle up.

i wanna roast up a christmas ham, i wanna cook scalloped potatoes and stuffing and veggies, i want to drink eggnog and watch the snow. like as a native i don't think you can view your Christmas traditions and customs as special or different as its all you've grown up with. i don't think that its just America tho- its my first Christmas as an out, open and sorta passing trans person (last year i wasn't out to everyone), its my first Christmas with my gf in person, and away from family who treat Christmas as an obligation. this year i get my romantic, beautiful happy Christmas i've always dreamed about.

>>7425401
i'd get deported as an illegal then. i can't get married just yet, plus all my books are back in the uk, i haven't shipped them over yet. have a heart, Zwaarte Pietra

>>7425415
America and UK are joined together in being quasi-fascist wannabes and if anything will be linked even closer together with Trump and May working together, especially with trade links. both countries rise and fall together most likely, its in America's interest to keep Great Shitstain afloat thanks to all the planes and nukes there.

>>7425424
UK doesn't even allow women to carry mace as its an 'offensive weapon'. if someone beats me and tries to rape me and i mace them, theres a good chance that due to judicial prejudice, it'd be me who went to jail. Britain likes its people docile and reliant on an uncaring, all powerful state

>>7425431
>paying taxes but getting nothing back
>putting up with it and kowtowing to a tyrant
>subject, not a citizen
>no representation
>having to form militia to defend yourself from savages because the king's army doesn't do shit
not today motherfucker
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>>7425442
I worked it out based on A level results and I got 3.6. Oh well no Harvard for me.
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>>7425447
I'm in a snapchat group and I called a guy a fag ironically.
Someone got really offended by it because I'm trans and I'm supposed to respect gays because I'm LGBT too and I should follow their guidelines
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>>7425395
Hows Aife?
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>>7425458
Yeah, I use that too to make myself feel better for my scholastic shortcomings.
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>>7425460
fucking brutal
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>tfw you have to remodel your entire steam profile to add your little brother
JUST
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>>7425464
Yeah but free healthcare
>>7425459
You lost the War of 1812
We won WW1
Russia won WW2
You lost to rice farmers in the 60s
You are a failed nation.
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>>7425472
i did that before adding people from mtfg lol
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>>7425453
>ywn pass as well as Roger Taylor
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I'm getting an acrylic round tipped French mani >.>
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>>7425467
Call him a nigger or something, then.
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I just cried reading a s&m manga. What's wrong with me?
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>>7425468
she's good, shes been working from home a bit today because she's been behind on hours (i'm kinda distracting) and i've been cooking (bacon and pancakes, english muffins with cheese), she's good, we're good ty x

>>7425475
after 16 months of free healthcare i still haven't had an appointment at a tranny clinic in the UK. for a phonecall, $40 and a few days wait, I have one in the USA. so yeah
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>>7425469
Smart people tend to do well in schools because they're smart. Dumb, compliant people also tend to do well because the system is set up to do a lot of work that yields no results.
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>>7425467
gross
>>7425476
Maybe it would be a good way to let him figure it out himself and stuff but hes probably just as dumb as my dad
>tfw trannies always delete me because im a hon
:(
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>>7425479
agp as fuck
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>>7425480
Why?
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>>7425484
Yeah but if you had a heart attack you'd be seen in only 8 months!
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>>7425489
Stoppppp I'm doing it super tastefully I swear
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Threadly reminder that chaser trips need to be murdered.
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>>7425484
the thing with the american system is that you break your arm you'll have to work for years to pay for the ER and ambulance.
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>>7425496
i'm a chaser trip!
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who is delightfully devilish
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>when you smile there is no "smile" onomatopoeia coming from your mouth
>you'll never be a real girl
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>>7425475
>lost the war of 1812
Nope, we got you limey fucks out our country with the help of pirates and a fucking hurricane. Even Mother Nature loves America.
>we won WW1
Even the Frogs outperformed you... Shame. Remember Belleau Wood, motherfucker.
>Russia won WW2
Excuse me, but I believe it was us that won North Africa, Italy, Western Europe, and the entire fucking Pacific. Also,
>her country didn't even develop nukes before the 50s, and even then only with American assistance
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Is this going to affect my boymode

Y/n
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>>7425496
Indirect
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>>7425503
n
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>>7425488
how accepting/tolerant is your family?
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>>7425458
Agreed, I was bored stiff. Nothing challenged me.

>>7425464
We've taken consumerism to a new level. Not wise to follow.

>>7425478
lol

>>7425479
have them gold plate the undersides.

>>7425491
Fat is good for ya. Cholesterol levels are more due to a person's biology. Take a statin, or fix your thyroid.

>>7425503
Nope, you ain't got a boy mode left.
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>>7425475
>>7425501
Fucking forgot the last bit.
>lost to rice farmers in the 60s
No, our universities and media were infiltrated by Soviet-sympathizers and we only really lost on the homefront. We were kicking ass in Vietnam.
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>>7425479
gels screwed my nails up .___.
but I'll do it again if theres another wedding

>>7425503
no
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>>7425509
swedish/10

They are accepting of everything except filthy muslims and other parasites
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>>7425504
you're allowed to go free with just a few broken bones
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>>7425358
>fiancee is getting her master's in social work

Hate to say it but unless she's independently wealthy you're going to end up being the one to support her. There is absolutely no money in social work whatsoever. The pay is so bad and the work so demanding that places that actually employ social workers are revolving doors of new grads who quit within a year.
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>>7425365
What? Stop trying to make me hungry!

>>7425503
Are you getting ready to star in your first porn movie?
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>>7425497
i know and its terrifying. both systems have perks and drawbacks. the uk has terrible trans care and thats my #1 concern right now. i know in the uk if i had an accident i'd be seen and not worry about cost. but if i had some acute condition where i was on a waiting list for an operation, and the main way the list got shorter was because of people dying while waiting, i'd prefer to be in the US. (and that scenario happens a lot in the nhs, especially with things like hysterectomies for uterine or ovarian cancer)
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>>7425503
when are you getting ffs, srs and a boyfriend?
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>>7425518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdmWjQ7BBDo
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>>7425501
The aim of 1812 was to conquer Canada. In this you failed miserably
British naval power is what won WW1 in the end. Germany got blockaded into submission and the Ottomans got BTFO in the Middle East by us.
> I believe it was us that won North Africa
Ahahaha Rommel would have crushed you like a bug, It was the tenacity of our boy Montgomery that won North Africa. Merica turned up later when it was safe and Nazi free
>the entire fucking Pacific
Oh wow the Japanese, very scary
>only with American assistance
Pretty sure the Americans stabbed us in the back by refusing to share atomic secrets with us but we worked it out on our own anyway.
>>7425512
Vietnam is still Communist to this day. Crushing defeat of America, very pathetic.
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>>7425518
Sass atop being so agp

She asked if I wanted pink and white instead
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>>7425503
I'd be more worried about your breasts
but then you're just memeing at this point
I mean its p fun but still
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>>7425520
The spirit of universal healthcare is the right one, but without the state putting incentives to get more doctors it all falls appart. It's the problem with half assed socialist ideas.

Also, I got late for it but anyway, congrats on everything tb! You're my favorite trip!
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>>7425520
Self med and get surgeries in Thailand. Do a self orchi and cut your HRT costs in half!
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>>7425520
>the main way the list got shorter was because of people dying while waiting
:/
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>anyone from the English Caliphate calling America "pathetic"
Hope you've been brushing up on your Arabic for when you try to convince Abdul not to throw you off a roof
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I can bind boobs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wJpBPckm9U

Meanwhile at Repression Gen...
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>>7425525
I'm not sure about french tip manicures. But what do I know, I'm like old.
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>>7425533
>this is what happens when you get your news from /pol/
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I've got this nude pic of maeve
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>>7425534
doesnt it hurt with headlights like yours though?
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>>7425537
Meanwhile at Repression Gen...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGQEAiZJMco
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>>7425533
La takulusne min al saqf
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>>7425537
hi Amy
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>>7425533
>le shariah meme
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>>7425524
>Canada is our bitch now, so look who's laughing now
>BELLEAU FUCKING WOOD
>implying the Allies would have won North Africa if we hadn't landed at Oran and fucked Rommel up in Tunisia
>implying we weren't doing God's work by saving Asia and Oceania from institutionalized gang rape units and literal cannibals, and that our Pacific campaign didn't save your asses in India
>implying sharing atomic secrets with the same people who abandoned their allies at Dunkirk would have been a good idea
AND
>Vietnam
>Communist
Those fuckers are carrying Tavor rifles with American-made M203s and Trijicon optics now, try again.
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im sleepy
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>>7425496
>mtfg complains about chasers
>while wanting boyfriends
>while also believing all men who could want a relationship with someone who happens to be trans are chasers
?
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Back
We were late so all we could see was Rogue One again
My opinion on it hasn't changed a bit.
It's garbage made by the Disney jew purely to make money.
At least the prequels were garbage made with love, they have more value than this shit
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>>7425550
Hi sleepy
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>>7425541
And I've got concrete proof that Maeve is a liar and can't be trusted
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still thinking about grace handjobs
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>>7425551
but the third line is wrong
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>>7425553
DAD JOKES
>>7425548
Dont bother with her
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>>7425533
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>>7425548
Have you even beaten the Taliban yet?
>>7425552
That's the opinion on every Star Wars sequel ever
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>>7425552
did vader kill everyone at the end?
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>>7425517
Fuck... I just want to be a dutiful housewife and do my best to take care of our adopted children and have a cozy little woman cave where I can escape to my hobbies every now and then. That's all I want... Her dream is to be a social worker and help people, though, so I'm going to support her in that even though it means giving up on even more of my dreams... (like I had to give up on being a real biological mother and ever being able to leave fucking shitty California...).
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>>7425563
Well it has gone downhill almost each time.
At least each time period it has

I just want George Lucas back so he can make silly childish space movies again not fucking industrial Disney shitting out crap

>>7425565
No
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>>7425541
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>>7425527
oh i agree, desu its why Obamacare was such a failure, putting pressure on the lower middle class and driving up premiums just seems so hamfisted. insurers are money hungry crooks who don't wanna shell out. there needs to be a healthcare revolution. socialised healthcare needs to be full socialist to work, to add in 'market forces' or trying to get it to make money is so retarded.

thanks btw! hard work pays off

>>7425528
self med is kinda expensive, i'd rather get cheap generics from a doctor who i chose to do a good job, or be on my gf's insurance she gets via her workplace rather than being allocated some imported middle easterner who won't even look me in the eye

>>7425533
do i have to trot out my 'spat at by Arab teens in London for not wearing hijab, and then one on a bike who is like 10 makes a blowjob sign at me and says 'see you later yeah' because to be fair
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>>7425569
>No
then its entirely a waste of time
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>>7425552
what was the

>best part about the movie
>worst part about the movie
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>>7425572
He does some cool light saber tricks
The only redeeming factor of the movie is the VERY well done CGI of Peter Cushing
I was seriously confused before looking it up.
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>>7425563
Not yet, but at least we kept on with the mission instead of pulling out with our tail between our legs like yall did. You only have 450 guys in Resolute Support compared to our 6800. Come on, now.
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>>7425560
hmm very interesting and detailed and historically accurate analysis thank you good sir for posting this fine image!
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>>7425575
Best part: see >>7425576
Worst part: good question. Probably the overabundance of fighting and lack of character development
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>>7425552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfLQJnaiRE4
>tfw prequels will be swept under the rug and never touched again by disney despite the serious potential of the era
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Tfw no friends to hang out with at the miley dees in leicester square =[
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Is it agp if you dont want srs because its shit?
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>>7425570
hi maeve :)
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>>7425585
Not really. Its crazy to and helps with stealth for some
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tpSz_2s8aw

>>7425569
But Disney needs to make back the billions they spent. Lucas was smart. He ran away and got Disney to pay him to. Sadly for Star Wars fans, Disney doesn't understand space opera.
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>>7425585
Not wanting a axe wound isnt agp.
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>>7425578
you are welcome
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>>7425585
its agp to want srs to if its the main thing you need feel like a real sexy woman
its agp to not want srs if you love cranking your hog into fine quality silks

its ok not to want it if you feel its not good enough yet to justify the long recovery time and results, but it does make you a huge tranny.
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i need a programming project to do to get my mind off of self-hatred and dysphoria. /g/ is useless for stuff like this because it's all memes, what should i make mtfg?
>>7425583
looks comfy
>>7425585
no
if it's shit it's not going to help much with genital dysphoria which is the whole point of srs
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>>7425581
>tfw people are too blinded to realise the prequels are unironically better than the new shit
I mean, they're cringy and all, but they're actually Star Wars in spirit.
Even Jar-Jar was a better character than anyone Disney made, and I hate that guy as much as anyone.

>>7425588
Yeah, I get why Disney is doing it, but it's got no inherent worth.
Disney doesn't even WANT Lucas' help because they know they can make more money without him, even though they make entirely different movies.
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>>7425594
What are your thoughts on NHS SRS?
>>7425597
>get my mind off of self-hatred and dysphoria
Pretty much the point of the drone project, downside is I now associate it with repression and it's flopping anyway so I feel like an idiot too
>>
If your gt is bigger than 3 inches you are an agp
>>
Ok I'm agp as fuck

I got hard when I sa them
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>>7425576
light sabre tricks isn't him going full terminator and killing everyone, making them look like jokes
they needed to repair the damage that the
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO did
and it doesn't sound like they did
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>>7425586
hey
what's up sheen
>>7425585
i don't think so
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>>7425580
so kinda like the force awakens
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>>7425599
Plinkett lays out why the prequels are bad pretty well, but I feel like TFA is pretty safe pandering, especially with the pottery copying of A new hope
doesnt help battlefront is trash too
I wanna go check out some clone wars stuff now
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>>7425601
Hey Shakira. If you came to The Gay Word in Russel square you would have been able to ask the fucking sergeons Like I told you to COME TO
>>
post tripships
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>>7425606
Vader only has a very minor role. The movie isn't focused on him, so he doesn't redeem anything.
I am very glad Disney doesn't want to shit on the legacy of what is perhaps the most recognizable movie character ever.

>>7425610
Yes. It's better than Episode VII though, I think, but not by a lot

>>7425616
Yeah I've seen the plinkett reviews. Plinkett on TFA is absolutely ridiculous though. The prequels are obviously shit but they are a kind of golden shit that is worth a watch. This really isn't.
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>>7425620
Maeve x Grace. I call it Graeve.
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>>7425601
I tried to do a game or something in C++ and it floundered and I got frustrated so I'm trying to move on to something else
I used my final project for a class as a good way to distract myself from dysphoria, pretty much took total control of the project from the rest of the group and got us a perfect score just to block out stuff in my mind. now I need something else to keep that going
Drone project sounds neat. What were you trying to do with it?
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>>7425616
clone wars is fun, makes the prequel stuff not suck so much
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>TFW so few dom trans
>TFW no proud shemale sisterhood of bulge-weilding athletic girls to indoctrinate you and help the real you come out so you can help them take over society
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>>7425620
trashy x anna would be the comfiest ship
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>>7425599
im so drugs rn
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>>7425621
why do so many big blockbusters skip out on basic shit like that
>>
>>7425627
she deserves better than you
>>
>>7425620
Nep x Juni
I call it I'm in love
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>>7425620
elanna + anon
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>>7425620
every
fucking
time

this
depresses me
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>>7425621
>The prequels are obviously shit but they are a kind of golden shit that is worth a watch.
what?
when was the last time you saw those borefest? the ones with the actors walking from point A to point B in empty spaces? the one with lightsabers going everywhere except the oponent because "it looks cool"? the one with the 10 minutes long senate scenes?
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>>7425601
Bellringer is meant to be legit, i think the others are kinda no-name/generic. i don't think you get the best job, but its free. depending on which hospital you get it done at, you could have a group recovery session where they talk about dilation (FYI it'll all be hons).

the main thing is all brit surgeons do a very basic penile inversion technique and require to have bits of your crotch electrolysed- some places will say laser is fine but the surgeons insist on crotch electrolysis. its unclear if this is financed as part of the operation or if you have to pay for it yourself, i think its a case by case thing depending on funding.

aftercare seems ok i guess. i think Britain has a 1% clitoral necrosis rate, which when you take into account age, the fact most trans people smoke and are unhealthy seems pretty good.

then theres a 2 year + waiting list, with one of the uk's surgeons going away for a year on maternity leave and two starting retirement. Bellringer went private for a bit but went back to the nhs because they needed ever srs surgeon they could get. theres such a huge backlog and its only gonna get worse.

basically unless you can get insurance or straight up pay to get it elsewhere, it won't be the worst job you get, but its not worth going private for in the uk either. the nhs one is only good because its free. ultimately i see it that my vag has got to last me a lifetime, its a one-off operation, i'd rather pay to get whats right for me, rather than go through a one stop chop shop sausage factory
>>
>>7425599
Disney has no clue how to do space opera and Star Wars is quintessential space opera. There mus be story and character development for space opera to work. Sure the fighting is interesting, but why are the characters out there? What are their personal motivations? Disney dums down things to much for it to work and sticks in story book endings. Space opera is gritty real life shit, but in space.
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>>7425626
but you can be dom without using your gt, just like a cis woman would.
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>>7425638
that'd be hot af
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is he wrong?
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>>7425621
Ridiculous good or bad?
>>7425622
why
>>7425625
i really should try republic commando out, clone wars was a cool era and i wanna buy a bunch of clone tor
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>>7425643
>tor
troopers like i had as a kid lol
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>>7425642
>as a mtftm
stopped reading there
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I slept for 10 hours why did I do that I totally missed my normal spiro time I hate myself
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>>7425607
>what's up sheen
just thinking about christmas and stuff I guess
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>>7425642
yeah
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>>7425334
>Tfw live in Dubbo
Fuck me
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>>7425638
Yeah, but I'm not talking traditional trans. I'm talking girls willing, ready, and able to penetrate someone. Big, fit, confident girls who aren't afraid to let people know what they're packing. The best way to describe the sort of metatype is really shemales, but not shemales by insult. Shemales by nature.
>>
>>7425633
: )
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>>7425602
Lol my thumb is bigger than my peen. :3
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>>7425643
They go for quite a bit on evbay
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>>7425648
>being a hypocrite

>>7425651
yeah isn't an argument tho
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>>7425623
It's a long story, kinda autistic, don't wanna go into detail here because feel like a dork. I hate STEM now, I'm only tolerating this project simply because maybe it could make money. I can tell you on Skype if you really want to know.
>>7425636
I see, thanks. My mum thinks I should fight my way through the gatekeeping for it but I'm unsure. Of course everyone dreams of Suporn but If it's decent and patients are happy with it then yeah I guess I will because I have no concrete plans to ever have large sums of
money. I just don't want to be mutilated.
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>>7425642
Speaking as an mtftm, yeah he's retarded.
>>
im mtf
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>>7425656
Yeahhhh Ive had the thought of like HEY I SHOULD BUY A SIDESHOW FIGURE OF ONE OF MY FAVE CLONES
and then its likea couple hundred bucks
rip
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>>7425628
me too bby

>>7425629
Because the normie reddit audience wants to see pretty lights fly across the screen and explosions and stuff

>>7425631
Not saying I'm a good person, but does she really deserve a better person"?

>>7425635
I have said that they are shit already. However, the spirit of Star Wars was just George Lucas wanting to write about a war in space! Then he thought of the prequels, which he put all of his love into (and he's shite, if you see interviews, you'll want to kys), and they showed character being a silly kids' flick trilogy
They're made with love, even though they're shit

>>7425637
Exactly. Disney just knows what the people want to see, they don't care about artistic integrity.

>>7425643
The review of TFA is very bad. It's like Jake (that's his name right?) was just too hyped for a new Star Wars movie to dislike it, and it shows. It's still a fun review to watch, but it's very much worse than the others
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>>7425662
r u cute?
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>>7425622
lol well i like the name at least
>>7425650
christmas is so close, i'm pretty excited ^_^
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>>7425666
no
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>>7425653
but doming isn't about penetrating, you can give a strap on the any girl in the street and most will suck with it. just having a dick doesn't mean you're a dom, neither does toping, it's two different things.
you can desire to be a girl and also be a dom, it's just as hard and tied to your instincts as it is for men.
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>>7425670
you will be
>>
How do I stop spending so much money on food?
How do I stop finding all food unappetizing?
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>>7425668
>christmas is so close, i'm pretty excited ^_^
I want to be more excited but its such an unconventional christmas this year that I've really got nothing to look forward to except for the food and that makes me sound like even more of a pig than I already am
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>>7425672
hugg
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>tfw you play man games and listen to man music and drink manly coffee
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>>7425663
I miss my army of them now...
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>>7425665
there is no love in the prequels, just Lucas paying a ton of money to people and being happy with the minimum amount of work.
the only ones who did a decent job are the people in charge of designing the aliens, and they had decades of expanded universe to take ideas from.

If you want soul you have the expanded universe.
>>
>Meant to be integrating with cis women
>Don't like cis women
Anyone know this feel?
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my sister punched me a couple days ago and it still hurts :(
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>>7425678
Ill fuck u like a man baby.
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>>7425678
gender is a spook senpai
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>>7425673
sounds like an issue that should be resolved by itself...
>>
Reminder trans people don't exist
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>>7425680
No, I sincerely believe the prequels were Lucas' second baby, the OT being his first.
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>>7425683
Oryx does
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>>7425665
i do feelvlike he spent too much time side tracked instead of on TFA
>>7425679
same
lost them and my transformers and some of my old stuff long ago ;_;
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>>7425686
What did xir mean by this
>>7425687
ye tbhon
>>7425689
Reminder that you dont exist if you dont have facebook
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>>7425684
that was mean and rude of her but I'm sure it will heal soon
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>>7425674
oh aren't you doing some gift exchange with your family or something?
also most people look forward to christmas dinner and such, it's nothing to feel particularly guilty about
>>7425678
i've got the man music down
>>7425684
why did she do that
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>>7425688
It should be
But I buy lots of food then never want to eat it
Or I buy expensive stuff because I don't want cheap crap then I don't want what I bought either
And I'm like making myself eat either way because I'm trying to gain weight
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>>7425680
you can tell Ewan McGregor really tried hard, its weird because to me he is more Obi-Wan than Alec Guinness was and I hate the prequels.
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>>7425689
Does that mean I'm a spooky ghost
>>7425683
I feel incredibly awkward around them, idk if that's close.
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>>7425695
my facebook is deactivated but not deleted do i still exist
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>>7425678

Your masculinity is a part of you, just as is your femininity, Don't be ashamed of it.

>>7425680

I actually liked the prequels; they weren't the same 'rebels cool empire evil' action of the OT, but they had their own charm and I think they were very timely. Plus, this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QppINK042N8
does a good job exposing the shiny parts of the mess of a movie, and bringing up some good points.

I'd like to see Rebels sometime when I can watch the entire series without pirating it.
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>>7425694
Did you hear of Desktop Army?
>>
>>7425683
i hate how women talk, it makes voice training very conflicting :/
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>>7425699
i don't know i just tried to talk to her
>>
don't let your dreams be memes
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>>7425699
>oh aren't you doing some gift exchange with your family or something?
we're not doing it until new years
>also most people look forward to christmas dinner and such, it's nothing to feel particularly guilty about
I know its just, its the only thing I've got to look forward to this year
>>
>>7425689
Oh
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>>7425701

Not to piss on nostalgia, but anyone would have been a better Obi-Wan than Alec Guinness. Obi-Wan was just a paycheck for him and he did not want to do it. He thought Star Wars was beneath him.
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>>7425703
You're basically dead.
>>7425704
What if I have no feminine parts except for boobs?
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>>7425712
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>>7425391
no lain.
>>
>>7425695
i meant that My benis in u right now
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>>7425718
This triggers me every time because they aren't even trans and look better than I ever will...
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>>7425706
yea its pretty cute i need to get some
and get more FAGs
and check up on the new Shinkis
>>
>>7425718
literally looks the same but pale pasty skin and fatter.
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>>7425719
How do I make it more manly?
>>7425720
wtf..
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>>7425658
Suporn is actually cheaper than going private in the uk. i don't think you'll get mutilated on the nhs but you don't think you'll get the best job, you have to research surgeons, shop around, know your anatomy and their techniques, look at recovery rates etc to get the best results. on the nhs you just burn out your gooch pubes, rock up on the day sometime when you're in your mid 30s because thats how long the waiting list is, have a catheter put in, you shit in a bucket when a foreign nurse comes round, plus you cab sit on your ass in bed and bemoan existence while surrounded by saggy perverts who also dress as women. i guess its completely synonymous with the entire British experience.
>>
>>7425694
Yeah. In the old reviews (or at least as I remember them), he criticised the movies while sometimes making a joke or going on a little tangent
In the new one only like a third of the video is about TFA

>>7425704
The prequels have value
The new flicks don't
>>
I skipped my hormones and now I don't want to die so badly
what is this
>>
>>7425726
what? you dont like benis?
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>Sittin by myself
>short dude sits next to me

Hmm

And now hes left

>>7425724
Tfw knew of busu shitty years before the fucking fat hands knews of it. You ever hear of pasha yome?
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>>7425726
idk look at mine for refrence
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>>7425717

You have the heart of a woman, and that's what counts! IF you let that shine through, no one will doubt who you are.
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>>7425715
Funny that it became the thing he is most famous for.
>>7425727
>you shit in a bucket
C'mon the NHS can't be that bad.
How are you paying for your surgery?
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>>7425741
>Lauren
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>>7425729
he should have separated the two segments into different videos
>>7425733
i got to see the last days of it being affordable, my mk1 arnval was like $30 on amazon
and no im afraid not
>>
>>7425739
>the nhs cant be that bad

Shakira. They dont use the scrotal skin just the penial. Go outside and talk to people
>>
>>7425721
that person is trans though

they used to trip here but they were like very unstable and in bad living conditions so they couldn't stay on hrt

I guess they decided they aren't mtf but they are still trans
>>
>>7425725
>pale pasty skin
the lighting is also way brighter in the 'after' pic, so it's probably not even too much of a difference
>>7425713
ah, well i hope everything turns out fun & festive :3
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>>7425744
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>>7425745
Its a capsule machine toyline from 2008
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>>7425741
kitty
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>>7425731
only if its attached to a cool person
are you cool?
>>7425734
Maybe he wont care.
never said anything about my looks irl so ;_;
>>7425737
>JUST B URSELF
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>>7425747
Oryx for fuck sake stop replying to me
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>>7425691
he only did ep IV tho
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>>7425729

TFA is basically New Hope Remix which is really disappointing.

Also? It's implied that The New Order isn't as reaching as the Empire was, that the Republic is still around, but they're still presented as a credible threat and the people fighting them are called the Resistance.

Did I miss something? Did someone explain this in a book somewhere?
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>>7425751
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wtf is this?
How??
>>
>>7425721
I'm actually relieved I'm not trans

t. andro guy
>>
>>7425758
Its funny. I go to the hon meetings. I ask surgeons how long the aftercare is. Its 10 weeks for recovery but they kick you out after a week. Go outside and stop relying on online sources. Youve lived here longer than me.
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>>7425757
oh im very very cool.
ill make your pussy wet for days.
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>>7425749
Holic calls himself a femboy atm
Still wants to get FFS to be able to fool straight guys (his own words lol)
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>>7425755
ooo, its tiny and cute
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>>7425739
a mix of working and saving and inheritance, potentially, or through insurance. i really like Meltzer (he's based in Arizona and i could have srs and a breast aug at the same time) and he takes insurance. even if its 85% covered, i could drum up a few thousand in a few months or on my credit card. Suporn seems cheap though, and Brassard is always good. idk my options are open. i think Meltzer would be best, he does some scrotal, some penile, requires minimal hair removal and he does good labia.

also what is a bedpan if not a little metal bucket that people from the Philippines carry. practice your imperious patient voice. don't forget 'nurse i wish to trim my pubes, fetch the bedpan theres a good lass' and 'i have a desire to make stool'. they appreciate it
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>>7425765
Shiet
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>>7425757

Be yourself with a lot of practice on presentation, yes. Being an adult is about faking it until you make it, and becoming a woman isn't any different
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>>7425718
this triggers me because I already look like that and it doesn't matter at all because my face doesn't pass.
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>>7425773
u r passable
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>>7425773
Neither does the persons whose body that is desu
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>>7425761
Have you heard from Juniper lately?
>>7425764
I know when it's you Oryx because you repeat the same annoying incoherent phrases over and over again, stop evading my filter you asshole.
>>7425769
What do you do for a living?
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>>7425751
>>
I'm out of therapy
I'm all better now ^-^
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>>7425772
well I kind of know what I would have to do to pass I just have no motivation to do anything or even live.
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>>7425776
caveman brow

>>7425777
truth
otherwise they would had included face.
but since femboys are mostly about sex then I guess it's okay for them
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ha ha time to panzervor
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>>7425779
You call what I relay from the surgeons as incoherent? Enjoy your one week aftercare and your neo vagina pro laspjng from riding your bicycle all day. Did you get a new one per chance? I forgot when you said your old one was stolen
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I have no idea what I am doing
I just wish trashy would be my girlfriend
>>
Would taking parts of "the stack" help increase precum? Or once its nuked from hrt is it just gone?

A-asking for a friend.
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>>7425751
lauren, that is not how you wear hats
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>>7425792
what are you talking about
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>>7425792
No cummies on hrt if thats what you're asking.
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>>7425792
are you chrischaning it?
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>>7425779
i just quit waitressing so right now i'm a mail order bride from Britain, but desu i could go back to museum curating, graphic design and advertising, or event organising. idk desu
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>>7425782

It's weird, just taking the spiro is making me feel better but I know it can't be helping with the depression.

Also, I just realized, I'm probably going to be invited to my grandparents house for Christmas, which I Do Not Want but it would be kind of shitty to turn him down.

This is a guy and his wife that are so Mormon, they became Missionaries AGAIN and now spend most of their time volunteering at a church facility, and they're really passive aggressive about it.
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>>7425797
Aw. But I heard some people still dribble.
My "cum" is pretty much non-existent now. Masturbating is kind of disappointing without the "big finish", you know?

>>7425799
Shit, no. No wonder it's disappearing; without making anymore and no recycling I'm running dry!
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>guys into you
>disgusting chasers
>guys not into you
>transphobic bigots

why are trannies so full of hate?
>>
One trip in my city and she turns out to be a nutcase, what are the chances? I feel really unlucky right now, like I stepped into shit and it won't come off my shoes no matter how hard I scrub.
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Gm
HOW ARE YOU
EVERYTHING OKAY?
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>>7425808
hi smiles
I'm hihg as fuck please kill me
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https://youtu.be/mbpkuLJPy9c

Post girly music
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>>7425807
Did Nico ask you to join her lgbt cuck dinners? I heard its quite a chuckle.
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Agp life, I had to hold my purse in front of my erection
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>>7425808
hi
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>>7425812

I just realized I have shit musical taste.
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>>7425814
Why do people like French tips? I've always thought they look tacky.
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>>7425807
what's wrong with nicotine? seems like a cool person
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>>7425816
prove it geek girl

https://youtu.be/CVTo3yccekg
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>>7425808
hey smiles, just out of curiosity, how tall are you?
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>>7425824
she's 6'1"
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>>7425814
now you need to flash your bulge at more 8 year olds
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>>7425824
she's pocket sized for easy mobility
>>
I feel like shit I just want trashy back
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>>7425819
When I first came here Oryx was the only one that's why I talked to her and now I really regret it.
>>
>>7425812
>girly music
That's AGP though. Post the least girly music you can think of instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4
>>
>tfw really want to die and can't contain the feelings
Why can't I at least be a stable tranny
>>
>>7425818
Uhm it's my first time so I did classic style

Next time I'll get matte pink
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>>7425818
They look fine along with business fashion. With anything else, they look out of place.
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>>7425832
it's okay, i fell for it too and added her on skype

she seems nice and all, but gave off a few too many crazy for me to meet up with her
>>
>>7425834
go to therapy it really works ^-^
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>>7425833
You can't get any less girly than this.
https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k
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>>7425821

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=LLjfq47eupVZwR3me4mXclfg

Pick one.
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>>7425834
no such thing unfortunately

even the girls who look great and seem like they're fine
>>
hug needed
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>>7425436
>5'6"
>150 lbs
>late bloomer, so when I started HRT at 18 I couldn't even grow a beard or manly leg hair yet
>passable face
>stealth and succeeding in college
Yes, big fat hairy manchild fetishist, that's me. Get over yourself.
>>
>Tfw Shakira is gonna change her name

Lol
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>>7425844
>You can't get any less girly than this.
CFH, are you trying to cheat me again
>>
>>7425852
Hug!
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>tfw its like -18 outside and dark and gotta de-snow the car to go out to see a show or a movie and also get burgers or something

god damn

also its so weird not getting clocked. i was talking to someone who only realised i was trans because i said about i was trans
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>>7425834
>tfw you've gone off the deep end
Just embrace the crazy
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>>7425859
Hugg alex <3
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>>7425780
maeve this is a masterpiece uwu
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>>7425852
*hugg*
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>>7425860
Clockin comes from paranoia
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>>7425854
you sound fatty to me.
you sound manly and have a testosterone filled ego :)
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Is it really tacky? ;-;
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>>7425843
Therapy was the most worthless experience
All I got was the letter I needed for hrt but I still want to kill myself
>>7425861
I can't go off the deep end until I have a job, got to keep up appearances until then
My brother has severe depression, I don't want my parents worrying about how two of their kids are mentally unstable
>>7425846
Fug
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>>7425812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXgM9T4mFbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfAKMpRZhgs
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>>7425784
>caveman brow
iktf
>>7425812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie13dbqydTs
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>>7425865
[pressing intensifies]
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>>7425870
Not in itself. Get a pink that's a closer match to your skin tone and wear something less casual, though.
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>>7425870
french manicures are ALWAYS tacky, no exceptions

at best, you look like a businesswoman in a stock photo, but they generally give off a pornstarry vibe
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>>7425867
clocking comes from not passing you hecking dingdong
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>>7425879
truth
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>>7425883
Whatever ._.
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wtf
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>>7425887
:p
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>>7425890
:b
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>>7425870
yes, but why should you care
if you life them, no bother
>>
>>7425887
wtf :p
>>
>>7425883
a ton of times girls think they are being clocked when it's the natural reaction to look when someone seems to be about to have a panic attack.
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pls hug me
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>>7425891
:ᚦ
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>tfw people always give you weird looks in boy mode because you're so manly and intimidating
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>>7425870
they would look better if you wrapped them around a thick hard penis
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>>7425899
?
>>
I can't wait for my games to come in January and then I can make another attempt to leave this place for good.
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>>7425898
Hugg Anna.
>>7425905
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>>7425891
>>
>cash in good girl points for chicken nuggies
>can't open sauce
>gf says I need to learn
>go to open with teeth
>she slaps my hand
>girls don't do that
>5 minute later she opens them for me
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>>7425898
1 hugg for every skittle you eat
>>
>tfw have a nervous reflex I never noticed
Reee
>>7425901
My friend told me I looked scary and manly when she first saw me, she was terrified of taking to me. Thinking about that now makes me feel awful
>>7425905
It has no mouth, and it must :p
>>
how come my sister didn't like the :p
>>
self worth: historically low
>>7425910
>leaving mtfg for good
maybe when 4chan is finally shut down but not before
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>>7425905
Infantry section.
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>tfw picking out a christmas card photo
>find pic of me last Chrsitmas
>its horrific
i might be a hon but at least im not that bad anymore
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>>7425915
>My friend told me I looked scary and manly
iktf
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>>7425874
You are not allowed to bitch anymore
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>>7425915
>My friend told me I looked scary and manly when she first saw me, she was terrified of taking to me. Thinking about that now makes me feel awful
ouch, but that was before HRT, right?
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>>7425920
is there a ferret army
>>
that feel when you're in the hot tub and your mom comes to join you and she eventually points out you have abit of cleavage and you get embarrassed to the point of having to leave >>>>>
>>
>>7425926
Yeah it was back in high school, though that was when I was first repressing
I'm sure I look the same now anyway and she'll just hugbox me and say otherwise
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E is weird. I'm crying buckets with a manga about S&M.
>>
>>
>falling asleep at the keyboard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvvX5QM4z3Y
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>>7425932
nope
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>>7425932
i don't know that feel, but i'll do my best to feel with you
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>>7425939
no im saying thats what just happened to me
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>>7425902
I plan to later when I'm alone

Giggity

https://clyp.it/rt0g4rsl
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>>7425921
What makes you think you're a hon?
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>>7425887
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>>7425945
but how are you going to do that when you are a girl
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>>7425925
yeah, but this is still about my face and stuff
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>>7425938
It shows that I keep clicking on your links. Here are the top recommendations I get from YouTube:
https://youtu.be/WJ0Y2eMTkCc
https://youtu.be/YYjBQKIOb-w
https://youtu.be/WGU_4-5RaxU
https://youtu.be/HPkTGm4RtVM
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>>7425919
Lol
nah I actually did manage to quit as my New Year's resolution but I ended up coming back after 3 months because I realized I was a tranny and couldn't cope with it on my own. I've been recently trying to get into Reddit but it's just so slow. I got a lot of information very quickly but I regret tripping as Shakira for I've grown to like the name. idk how doxxable it is though, there are millions of black girls called Shakira.
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Anyone have any more of these kinds of images? I have my own exercise routines so I don't follow this, but they're fun to look at.
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>>7425946
it simply is so
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>>7425959
pee pee poo poo
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>>7425921
hon is a hon
>>7425932
how about dont take hot tub baths with your mom. tell her she's a weird pervert ew.
>>7425936
n2k is not just a manga about s&m shitlord. it's a manga about loving and abusing kanami chidori.
>>7425957
>getting doxxed
idgi who could actually possibly give a shit
does anyone wanna know where I am? come ride on over like i give a fuck
>>
Lauren
ily
>>
>>7425954
That Blondie and Bowie is the only good music you've ever posted.
>>
>>7425960
Idk, just in the the photos ive seen you post here nothing about you screams hon
>>
>>7425972
wow ty
ily2
>>
>>7425971
I was simplifying to exagerate. It's a great manga all around.
>>
>>7425971
That is true. Ok Shakira it is then.
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>>7425976
:p
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>>7425975
maybe its just my dysphoria but i feel i am
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>>7425936
what is the title please
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>>7425942
its a weird feel
>>7425971
you wear clothes
its attached to the swimming pool
the bikini made it look like i had cleavage
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call of duty co-op is surprisingly fun. I want to pick up a cheap copy of halo 3 to play together now. pic related this has happened before lol

anyine know of some other good co op games?
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>>7425932
interesting
>>
>>7425995
Portal 2 is co-op
>>
Finally got that Spiro into my body.

>>7425982

Grace I think you're cute
>>
>>7425995
Rainbow Six Siege.
>>
>>7425952
>hint
->I'm a boy

Though I kinda of had to start using the girls room today
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>>7425990
nope creepy
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>>7425995
battleborn :3c
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>>7425995
Your BF must be huge
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>>7425989
nana to kaoru
>>
>>7426006
if i don't smile then he won't become happy
so we'll still be at the same happiness, even if it's a 0
>>
>>7425973
They definitely stir memories. But I do post good music. Occasionally.
>>
>>7426006
I'd kill, skin, cook and eat that pupper.
>>
>>7426003
if you are a boy then why do you look like a girl and sound like a girl?
>>
>>7426006
c:
puppers are so innocent and cute
>>
>>7426013
>tfw even the old trips here aren't interested in jazz
>>7426016
She looked better before tbqh
>>
>>7426009
thx senpai
>>
>>7426004
people dont normally do that?
let me guess
people dont swim together either?
fuck i was raised by creepy people
>>7425996
i was enjoying the hot tub too :sob:
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>>7426002
ooooh thanks for the recommendation I had no idea about this one :3

>>7426005
I thought that was pc only?

>>7426007
he's the same height as me so yeah he is
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>>7426019
>She looked better before tbqh
maybe so but I found the picture I wanted to post when people were asking about waist training which us men with giant waists and ribcages actually need
>>
>>7426020
just spreading the good word.
it's sincerely the most comprehensive presentation of why s&m is good, at least from my perspective, and it's a sweet story all around. kind of a challenge to use as porn tho.
>>
>>7426019
i like jazz
>>
>>7426021
no it is completely normal to go in a hot tub together

the talking about your boobs thing was maybe a bit creepy
>>
>>7426021
remarking about your childs cleavage IN THE HOT TUB is what really sets off red flags. usually if you're in a hot tub with someone, at least one of the parties wants to have sex with one of the other parties.
>>
>>7426029
Cool
>>
>>7426019
What makes you think I'm not?
https://youtu.be/qXlAuRt90KE
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>>7426034
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>>7426027
i don't really like looking at porn anyway so that is fine
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If a boy doesnt mind you having a gt is a massive fag homo gay?
>>
>>7426024
wat
no, it's on PC / PS4 / X1
it's dead on PC

you can get it like 10$ most places and it has a 6 hour campaign with like, 30 different characters to play as
>>
how do you get a cute boy to fuck ur butt
>>
>>7425954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKMpRikJeLI
How will this one change things? lol
>>7425973
Of those I'd have to say Joan Jett's is my favorite.

>>7425957
My chosen name is very doxxable so I'm not likely to say it again.

>>7426019
I listen often, but don't know names. Iowa Public Radio has a few good jazz and blues radio shows I listen to while driving home late at night.
>>
>>7425982
Im sorry, i know the feel but you are very cute
>>
>>7426041
or it could mean he likes you regardless of what's between your legs?
>>
>>7426031
>>7426032
oh come on
moms and daughters talk about that kind of stuff
if it was her dad who said that, yeah it would have been creepy
>>
>>7426031
no its because i was wearing a bikini and my mom hasnt seen me without a shirt in 3 years.
>>7426032
well what i meant was like
she didnt even know i had boobs really
like
yeah
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>tfw go to bed as suns getting up and only wake up once its already gone down again

School being done is awesome.
Getting a job is gonna suck.
>>
be my friend pls
hug me pls
;_;
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>>7426054
I hope you have a good christmas moap
>>
>>7426044
My first name is unusual. Thankfully, my last name is so common there are quite a few women with the same combination.
>>
>>7426052
yeah actually >>7426049 is completely right here

hot tubs are not inherently sexual or something idk why oddish thinks they are for sex
>>
>>7426055
hugg
>>
>>7426036
Eric Dolphy, nice.
>>7426044
Tthee only American station I've listened to is one broadcasting from Hartford, Conneticut. Online of course.
>>7426060
Is it the one on your skype beginning with E?
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>>7426000
>>7426047
thank you, i wonder what youd say if you were watching me rn tho
>>
>>7426055
pls ;-;
>>
fuck just fuck just break my stupid fucking shoulders and dismember my disgusting body why the fuck does it have to be like this
>>7426055
i'll be your friend
>>
>>7426062
ahh ok
my moms not like that anyways
shes not the type
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are thee shoes agp?
>>
>>7426069
>>7426063
:D
ily ily ily ily ily ily ily
ily ily ily ily ily ily ily
ily ily ily ily ily ily iyl
ily ily ily ily ily ily ily
ily ily ily ily ily ily ily
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>>7426041
If a girl doesn't mind you have a gt she is a straight woman?
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>>7425953
Fine but you can't complain about size anymore
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>>7426054
>tfw 6 hours of daylight and slept through every one of them
gotta keep that skin nice and pale
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>>7426072
Are you aiming for the bimbo look?
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>>7426064
Yeah, it's that name. And Dolphy I feel is vastly underrated given the part he played in changing jazz from entertainment music into a much more elaborate form.
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>>7426078
pale skin girls are the sexiest
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ugh distant friends seem like they don't really want to be friends. I used to hang out with this guy fairly often but lately he only goes places with this other group of friends and only wants to do stuff if they cancel in him.

idk when it seems like a chore to be friends with someone and you have to be the one to initiate everything even saying hello maybe its time to cut ties?
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>>7426076
yep
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carol is my friend
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why do i look at japanese toy stores
i REALLY wanna grab some new stuff but its not really in the budget rn, least not until next week payday and christmas
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>>7426072
Why do you consider feminine things agp?

I think you have it backwards because most agp's that I've talked to are more masculine acting and dressing.

Cis women buy stuff like that so it shouldn't matter if you do too.
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>>7426085
ily lauren
your my friend uwu
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>>7426048
Yeah but hes gay probably.
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>>7426082
I guess that's true...
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>>7426085
Are you from nyc Lauren?
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>>7426060
My chosen + last name combo is unique...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVezt2sYj5E

>>7426064
NPR app should be able to play the IPR stations. There's programs like Blues Before Sunrise, Blue Avenue, The Jazz Department, and UnderCurrents.
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>>7426083
boys are dumb
he probably thinks you're a good friend
but doesn't realise you are a powderkeg of emotions including feeling like you're putting too much effort into maintaining a friendship
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>>7426080
I have two albums by him, "Out There" and "Out to Lunch". Reccomend me some more tunes, that last track was really nice.
>>7426102
Ok thanks.
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>>7426094
is this an e-romance or are you actually interacting with humans irl?
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>>7426102

I want to keep my last name, DESU. It means a lot to me.

Been thinking about Lily, but that's also the name of one of my residents dogs so that'll be really weird.
>>
>>7426097
im not in the city but im close
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>>7426103
it feels like im the only one putting any effort at all. like a backup friend on case his real friends have something to do
>>
you only have to look as good as this to be famous
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>>7426077
what about proportions???
>>
are there any cute anime girls here?
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>>7426108
e-romance I guess
We've talked every day for a long time and he doesnt think I look like a man and wants to visit me when im fulltime.

Dumb gays desu.
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>>7426117
>hints of abs
o i am laffin
>>
how do you get someone to love you??
>>
You know, way back when, I didn't see a problem with not procreating, but now that I'm actually starting, I'm considering donating, or even freezing, some sperm.
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>>7426107
The Far Cry album. Probably the pivotal moment in his career.
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>>7426122
hi
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>>7426112
Didn't think many trannies changed their last name
Unless they really hated their parents.
>>7426083
>it seems like a chore to be friends with someone and you have to be the one to initiate everything even saying hello
Story of my life. It's why I don't talk to anyone anymore, I actually felt more shit being the third wheel than being completely alone
>>7426127
Be pretty, that is all.
>>7426132
Never heard of this one either, I'll check it out thanks.
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>>7426102
The way you write your first name is rare indeed.
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>>7426127
slowly manipulate them until they're forced to depend on you
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>>7426134
yui? you are very kawaii.
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>>7426122
nope
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How rare are you, /mtfg/?
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>>7426141
you really mean it?
>>
>>7426132
mmm I like it
>>7426144
it would help if you provided the link to the site
>>
>>7426127

You don't. True love blossoms like a flower, carefully nurtured and admired by all.

Also hello girls how are you?
>>
>>7426146
http://forebears.co.uk/surnames
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>>7426142
i like rei. shes very kawaii.
>>7426145
i love your kawaiiness too.
>>
Does /mtfg/ want to learn about managing emotions?
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>>7426140
how do I do this?

>>7426148
okay how do i get that then?

>>7426159
yes
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>>7426155
>smith is only the 117th most common surname in the world
huh, interesting
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>>7426144
>>7426155
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>>7426136

I do not. I love my family and my family history means a lot to me.

>>7426144

You'd think this feels awesome. But it sucks.
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hmm really makes u think. . .
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>>7426107
Add "American Routes" to >>7426102 the programs. I always find it interesting. They go into all sorts of American music.

>>7426112
Yeah, I'm keeping my last name. I'm changing my middle name to my maternal grandmother's first name. My chosen one is one I chose decades ago.

>>7426138
I wish I knew how I chose it. No memories on that have shown up. Less than 100 in the USA use it. Fun bit is it was used, with that spelling, by a sister of an ancestor back in the 1500s. Them Nordic people seam to have gotten around.
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>>7426155
saw that coming
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>>7426144
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>>7426144
mildly special snowflake
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>>7426161

If you are trying to get it, you have already failed. You can't capture love, you can only experience it.
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>>7426170
troumbly
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>>7426175
>most prevalent in: Germany
>highest density in: Cambodia
what
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>>7426144
Johnson is possibly the most common surname in America.
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>>7426177
landry
>>
If you've known a boy for 2 years and you talk every day and he likes you and thinks you look like a girl and wants to meet you when you fix yourself a bit.

Should I do it?
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>>7426189
Yes.
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new
>>7426188
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>>7426189
yes
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>>7426183
i'm a bit disappointed
what the fuck is the difference between density and prevalence though
like, is density the biggest close group??
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>>7426233
more "surname" per capita is density
most "surname" overall in a country is prevalance
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