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if you're that afraid of it just don't get fucked

>I'm scared about having an accident, or a heart attack and dying and my family finding my dildo in my house.

You're fucking adorable, OP.

>>7424695
Thanks, sweet anon.

there is absolutely no need to worry OP, i bring really good news to you:

in case you have an heart attack you can just throw your dildo and lube tube out of the window and put your panties back up and alt-f4 your broswer full of porn.
Just setup so you can do it in 5 seconds, it's going to be easy.browser can be mozilla in incognito mode.
an heart attack takes time to knock you out. you should often feel a pain in the chest even hours before and after it happens you will feel numbness in the hands reaching to your chest, it certainly takes one minute or more to have you lose your senses.

water based lube will leave next to no trace and during death your butthole will contract and then relax so no one will know you were having anal play, and even if the doctor finds it out he will think twice before telling it to anyone as long as murder is not suspected.
if you want to be even more undetectable keep your play in the bathroom with shit in the WC, so you can fake out death during shitting, which happens extremely often and is when a giant part of heart attacks happen. no shame.
No one will go around asking why there is a dildo in the street in front of their house to a grieving family

>>7424570
>>7424695
Actually I had the same fear and I thought I might kill myself after a shitty day and I already bought one, so I threw it away and now I'm still alive and miss it

>>7424862
>if you want to be even more undetectable keep your play in the bathroom with shit in the WC, so you can fake out death during shitting
Lmao.
What if you die getting hit by a car, or get blown up in a terorist attack?

>>7424695
I have the same dilemma with porn. What if i die and my family find my hardcore gay porn on my laptop? (im deep in the closet btw)

>>7425173
If you hide it well, why would they find it?

Hide it in some obscure place, fucking make it a hidden folder on-top of that too. They will never find anything.

One thing you have to make sure of though, if you're on windows, disable all that "recent items/locations/files" bullshit, because if you have that on it doesn't matter how well hidden your shit is, they're one right click away from seeing that your most recently played file was "2_bears_DP_hairless_twink.flv"

>>7425218
>>7425173
What is truecrypt or veracrypt?

>>7427539
You hardly need to hide it that well. I mean how fucking paranoid can you be. You die, do you suddenly think your parents are gonna enable "show hidden folders" and ransack every area of the computer?

They'll probably look in your photos folder and that'll be it.

People have sex, people get horny and do weird shit.

No one's going to find your dildo and think "My god he was a faggot all along! Glad he's dead!" If you're that fucking worried write "It's for my girlfriend" on a post it note and stick it to the fucking thing.

Literally had my father find my dildo and fleshlight while mid-conversation with me. You know what happened? He acted like he didn't see it, and we both kept living our lives.

You're making a mountain out of a concave.

Bought my first toy for my boi pussy. It was too big and now my ass hurts. Even though I used lots of lube. Kept feeling like I needed to poop each time I kinda got it in. How long does it take to get used to it? I bled a little bit so I probably won't be able to try again for a while.

>>7424570
>get a dildo.
>I'm scared about having an accident, or a heart attack and dying and my family finding my dildo in my house
Well, isn't that obvious? Man up and GET the real thing. You don't have to store it in your house. Your next door guy Julian might be OK with it to broke your virginity.

>>7424570
Why the fuck is no one mentioning the fact that when you die, you should give 0 fucks? Oh no I died and they found my dildo, I'm sooo embarrassed!!! Desuu~~!!!

>>7430006
Do you think death is the ultimate end? It's not, it's a start of a new chapter. Even when you died, your reputation matters.

Honest question y'all: Is there any guide on how to select an appropriate anal toy (dildo/prostate massager) for beginners? Kinda new to this thanks.