Gaygen: Christmas Edition!!

A relationship.


:(

>>7411047

Everyone has a relationship with the Big Man!

heated body pillow

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>>7411070

an acceptance letter to UToronto Arts and Science faculty so i can take a physics program

also a qt bf

>>7411121
Damn bro good luck I'm taking the easy way out and getting a masters in Financing. Have a friend who's doing physics and some of that stuff looks ridiculous.
Are you going for a bachelors or plan on graduate school?

I hate Christmas and Santa my world is black and dark and I am mobbed by the shadows of my innumerable sins.

All I want for Christmas is a razor and a Rammstein best of.

>>7411038
trannies should be beheaded

>>7411144
Can you fill my black hole ;)

How have you coped with depression?

Do you ever think about suicide?

>>7411191
no

yes

>>7411191
poorly (I only really get seasonal depression)
no

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>>7411144

Be gone foul anti-Santa! The power of Christmas compels you!

>>7411172

Did you say... Santies should be BEE-headed?

>>7411191

almost every day :)

>>7411191

I think about killing myself every other minute-second. Failure is the purest form of coping. Nothing gets done around here.

>>7411140
idk desu, been part of the smart but lazy meme my whole life and i'm working on becoming the smart and psychotically obsessed kinda guy

i kind of wanted to economics also, like a physics/economics major

but that'd be crazy work so we'll have to see

also mebbe i should've jsut gone with the engineering program

>>7411223

Do I scare you LITTLE MAN?
Ha ha ha!
My soul is DARK and filled with PAIN my deepest desire is to KILL the C-MAN!

This is my favorite Christmas song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HFJf0MIyGY

>>7411293

Don't hate Santa!
Christmas is magical and the most happiest time of the year! It brings joy to millions of hearts! For one day every year the world is at peace and everyone gets to enjoy it!

You need to redirect that rage into something constructive like building toys or building snowmen!

The discord is so boring. Can we invite rugby back? I can deal with a little mattyb posting.

>>7411292
I mean if you want money in physics you need a masters at least. Same with economics although I do find economics to be a hell of an interesting subject. Engineering is the way to go as long as you don't do one that's based around one subject (Petrol Engineering, Ocean Engineering) unless it's aerospace.
Or just do what makes you happy, you're probably more happy than me considering you got a bf, what kinda guy is he?

>>7411352
rofl where did you get the impression i have a bf?

i asked for one for christmas :\

[spoiler]will you be my bf[/spoiler]

>>7411403
Damn read your original post wrong and though you said you had a at bf

I could be your bf once I get fit enough and don't feel so self conscious about myself
And if you live in Texas

Santa why is your dick so red and purplish?

https://imgur.com/a/jUdke

>>7411462
>tfw you will never frot with hitler

>>7411462
I bet hes a hit with the k9 crowd

>>7411070
Rolled up duvet works just as well. You're just playing into rampant commercialism.

Christmas is such a joke holiday I spit on all of your stupid desires.

>>7411539
You can spit on me and call me a dirty slut if you want daddy

>>7411191
>Implying people here don't think about that 24/7
>>7411539
This guy gets it

>>7411500
Dubs of truth.

sadon's fine butt: https://imgur.com/RfQ0Qv2

sp's nudes: https://imgur.com/a/7adEK

senpai/santapai/sendaddy (really him when he was drunk): https://imgur.com/a/qNTZQ

People have been saying that this is Slav's dick. Is it true?
http://i.imgur.com/te2sNAS.jpg

>>7411673

No, slav has pubes.

>>7411658

Jupp's penis: https://i.imgur.com/1Pq3Su6.jpg

>>7411714
He didn't always. I didn't realize he sent nudes around to so many people.
http://imgur.com/a/ikp94

>>7411726
LOL what a rude fuck

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Fucking hell, Arnie's wife's son is a babe.

>>7411735

i didnt create it, just saw it in the archive, apparently was uploaded in 2014
never saw him nude b4 lol

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>>7411658
>sp
>5th pic
>tiny fupa

HNNNNNNNNNG

yass hunny yass.

Can some one post an album of Wiz's nudes? Of course include the yeast infection pics

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who is the best?

>>7411863

ask crab, she has vids of him fapping

>>7411863
Why do you want that?
>>7411871
I tried telling him how much of a piece of shit crab is but he wouldn't listen. Crab has dozens of videos and pictures of people from gaygen.

>>7411868
WSG is a great guy I like him a lot.
>>7411900
I have reasons.

>>7411920
What are those reasons, I'm actually genuinely curious?

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>>7411863

Don't have any but here's a pic of Wiz looking happy.

>>7411900

Crab got them all from gaylor.

>>7411673
Uncut, not that usual in europe. No idea though

>>7411958
Familial heritage

A proper weight set.
Some protein powder and 2 thousand gallons of milk and 3 thousand tubs of oats.
...........
A bigger Dick........

>>7411946

Actually a decent picture.

>>7411930
Shitposting and memery

>>7411868

Magii has been beautiful forever.

A quick death or a qt bf

>>7411527
it's not a gift if it wasn't expensive

1. How often do you jack off?

2. Do you look at porn or just fantasize?

3. Do you feel sometimes like you have a porn addiction and you wish you could stop doing it?

>>7412153
I just finished jacking off for the third time tonight. But really I only masturbate once every week or two and I do it mainly because >tfwnobf and I don't want wet dreams.
I use a mix of porn and fantasy, I wouldn't say I'm addicted but at this point it's almost ritual. I have that one night each week when I set everything aside and take a nice fat dildo to my butt.

>>7411322
This. Christmas is objectively the best holiday in human history.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2VszpHHY0

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>>7412153
>1. How often do you jack off?
I am to busy. Do not know
>2. Do you look at porn or just fantasize?
tfw no bf

>>7411038
Mainly just books really, not much else I want for the most part.

>>7411191
Daily.
Every other day.

>>7411946
This makes me feel good inside, its nice to see someone succeeding at something they wanted for some time.

>>7411967
lmao small dick

>>7412041
So fuck all those people who make presents for people then I guess.

>>7412153
Constantly, constantly and what do I care, I have nothing better to do.

>>7412549
time is money

>>7412557
My dick is money. Cash money.

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tfw no derpy bf

world is a fuck

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I hope I get nothing, but I'm probably getting a Nekopara game or some boobie and cannabis stickers in CS:GO because those are all inside jokes for my bf and I. My mom also asked if I've read Republic by Plato, which I answered no. I wish I had an gift ideas for them.

>>7412580
Smokers are jokers

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>exams are over
>Christmas parties coming up
>got a date this weekend
The end of 2016 is much better than all the other parts

Like, usually once a day. I try to go some days the week abstaining so, but still probably 5-6 times a week.
I look at porn. Maybe if I stop looking at porn though, it would help me.
Honestly man. It's better than being a whore. I know that masturbation is sinful which is why I try to limit my masturbation, but. Being a whore is worse so.
You can't STOP masturbating but you can limit it. Ideally I wanna cut back to 3-4 times a week.

>>7413331
>>7412153

>>7411658
SP used to be so cute, what happened?

can i get an invite to the discord chat?the big gaygen one. i've lost the link.

>>7413331
Autism.

today was a good day:
for the first time i menage to have anal play without feeling discomfort or shitting eveywhere(was a serious issue beforehand).
i menaged to put my giant dildo in my ass for 7 minutes and it fit just fine.

HOWEVER. the dildo was enormous yet it barely made me happy.
this brigs me to a serious question for the next weeks:

-should i continue in my playtime and training using that dildo, with the risk i will feel the first's real man i'll have sex with as too small and boring

OR

-should i continue in playtime and training by using smaller things so i won't get spoiled for my first time with a man, which might come next month?

note: i give moderately little fuck about my pleasure with toys. i want a bf and i want to have good love with him and i want to be prepared for my first time.

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Anyone else think that was a bit of a damp squib?

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>>7411038
I lost all interest in modern video games. I got into older games lately. I also need some new clothes. Apart from that, I already got what I wanted for Christmas. I'm going to my Grandparents house for Christmas. I had many childhood memories around christmas time there. This will be the last time too. Both my Grandparents don't have much time to live, so I better soak in the final moments.

>>7413561
I have this one toy that 10 inches long and has a circumference of like 7.5-8 inches
My favorite toy is 6 inches
What I'm getting at is masthrbating with a bigger toy won't really make receiving the actual D any different (unless your fisting yourself) so masturbate with your big toy all you want. Also no toy compares to the real thing, I have been with dudes who are 5 inches and they still make my legs shake. Tbqh as long as a guy is over 5 inches what really matters is how long and fast he can keep thrusting, but that's just my opinion.

>>7413542

No. All invites have been disabled because I posted magii's face and spammed the links on the internet.
You won't ever be able to go to the room again. Discord is now dead. I ruined it all.

-t. rugby and his goons

>>7413454

I think him & Jupp are having relationship/financial issues. Neither of them post here anymore.

My circumcision was botched. How much does that devalue me as a sex partner?

>>7413763
Actually we just switched to timed invites so we wouldn't have so many people find a link to the discord on other boards. Also waited for the forced attempts at drama to die down.

>>7413542
Current invite https://discord.gg/TJrfQ

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>>7411946

He was on the right path. Was losing weight, doing the right things...and than...

>his most recent pic with that degenerate nose ring

What happened? What caused him to gain back 75lbs+ and lose his focus?

>>7413785

There wouldn't be any drama if the owner and the mods weren't hypocrites on pedestals. Why not get to the root of the problem which is the desire to control and regulate freedom of speech because someone finds something someone says insensitive, bullyish, trollish or silly. I can understand why someone spamming Wiz's butthole is a bannable offense but I've yet to see anyone else do anything that deserves a kick or ban.

Everything anyone says is always going to be over-analyzed and projected upon. People have their own misguided perceptions and twist thing into whatever they want. Sometimes groups of people have a perception that they have come into agreement on which leads to others not in the group to feel ostracized or even worse to be killed. Most of the stories we tell ourselves and others aren't the reality of what happened or the truth, they're just based on one's own perception which is faulty at best.

Much of what anyone feels, thinks, or perceives isn't the truth so before kicking/banning anyone you should really focus on why you're trying to regulate someone else because most of the time the issue is with you, not them. Everyone is just a mirror of your own dark twisted mind.

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>Magii recommends suicide as a viable option
>Magii likes to cut himself with razors

Good luck with that mess.
Where are gaygens strong masc leaders at?

>>7413880
>still trying to force drama
The only people who are currently banned are either the many alt accounts of a shitposter who would spam shit and people who have said they were under 18. Given your animosity, I'm going to assume you're one of these groups.

If you're not, you can come up and be a mod, since you're so intent on controlling how things are done.

>>7413932

so have we now graduated to completely unprovoked tripfag shitposting in the middle of an unrelated thread? wow, nice.

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I have a lot of casual sex, but I (mostly) dont do it for the sexual release. I do it for the short time afterwards where we cuddle and I get to feel safe and secure in another's arms. I feel like an imposter around my friends, and I have poor familial relations.

I basically prostitute out my body for this brief emotional intimacy. I dont know if its necessarily a 'bad thing', but I certainly feel guilty about it.

I just get so lonely.....

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>>7413977
Maybe you should find a cuddle buddy instead of just having sex in exchange for cuddling.

>>7413947

Letting people know about the mental state of the room owner's mind isn't a good thing? Magii desired to be room owner because he was bullied his whole life and never had any real friends. He still doesn't have any real friends. Reading the archive of his posts are depressing as fuck. Those who don't have thick skin usually make brash and horrible decisions. Anything that triggers them makes them happy to assume the role of a dictator. Magii has never felt in control before until now. He just wants to be loved. He just wants to feel that people really like him for once in his life. He just wants to be in control and have everything his way and how he likes it. If anything Magii should be in a mental hospital getting the help he needs to deal with life, not on 4chan, not on discord.

I just want a boyfriend who will watch anime with me for Christmas ;~;

>>7413992
The problem is that typically the only people who want to be cuddlebuddies are either extraordinarily neurotic and ugly or creeps trying to take advantage of vulnerable people.

>>7413998
Wow, I thought I was on 4chan, not some discord room I dont give a shit about.
Go talk about it there.

>>7414000

Sure as long as you don't have shit taste

I took the biggest shit and all I thought afterwards was "if I had a bidet I could do anal tonight"

>>7414030

lmao, i had that yesterday. p sure thats how you know youve officially become a degenerate.

>>7414015
You'll hang out with me :3? We can watch whatever you'd like on stream and get to know each other. Whats the best platform to talk to you on?

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>>7413943
>If you're not, you can come up and be a mod, since you're so intent on controlling how things are done.

I'll just give my recommendations...

Ban le mao, wizzy, and sammy.
They don't offer anything to the room
besides being offensive and disgusting.

>>7414043

Maybe, I wasn't really being too serious, I haven't even been watching any anime besides just keeping up with Yuri on Ice and JoJo.

>>7414000
>same plus vidya

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>>7411191
Deep breathing, mental health days, video games as distraction, [spoiler]self harm[/spoiler]

Every day or every other day.

>>7411191

I think about it everyday. Sometimes six times a day. Maybe a bf or real friends would help.

>>7411191

Used to, but I've gotten a pretty good grip on it these days.

>>7411658
holy shit SP is insanely handsome. fukken saved.

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>>7412549
;^)

>>7414060
Aww you got my hopes up. Thats ok though. If you really do want to hang out maybe a twitter or discord?

>>7414093
why do you have shrek skin

>>7413998
>Reading the archive of his posts are depressing as fuck.

Lmao FUCK get a life man you are crazy as fuck

>>7414069
You want to hang out on twitter or discord or some other platform. Ill even make an account. I just really want a bf ;~;.

>>7411038
I want a bf

>>7414106
Me 2 :(
You have steam?

>>7414122
I used to but my PC broke. Id have to download it again and find my name cause I dont remember it. Maybe post a throw away email for now and we can just email each other until i set up an account.

>>7414122
Have to download the mobile version*. And then go through old emails to find the username and password because I dont remember it and it makes you confirm through an email code.

>>7414122
P-Please come back :(

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>>7411191
I used to be super depressed, I wanted to die more than anything else because I thought that everything in life was meaningless. Last holidays, I just decided to take everything easy and just enjoy the time with my family. After that, I wasn't depressed anymore but I'm still stuck with thinking that dying is the only logical remedy to life.
I think about suicide everyday, but I just know that I'm too weak to do anything. I don't want to hurt my family who loves me a little bit too much. I'll just wait until nobody is there to care for me and I'll do my best to end everything.

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>tfw add cute guy that's on my course
>I haven't talked to him cus it's a really big course
>he instantly accepts and asks me who I am
>panic, but tell him I just added him cus facebook reccomended him as a friend adn we're on the same course
>start talking about video games to derail the convo
>he's into the same games as I am
>currently taking a break now after playing dota 2 together for hours

d-did I get lucky fags?
Could this be it?

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>>7414226
Is there a reason to assume he likes boys?

>>7414247
idk he's just being super friendly and laughs at everything i say even when it's not funny.
also, suggestive jokes when our characters do something weird

might just be a really friendly guy tho i guess

>>7414106
>I'm far too broken to ever pursue anything with anyone

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>>7414338
Have you seen him smile at you? If so, what is it like? Is he a bit shy, like looks at you but avoids eye contact, or does he look at you intensely but with a happy face? They are both signs I understood only a few years ago, and realized many guys have smiled at me in "the way". Not signs that say for sure that he likes you, but signs that say he could really do.

>>7414361
you'll never find a qt bf if you don't pursue anything with anyone!

>>7414247
Boys liking boys is the only way to be

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>>7414406
Yes, it is the natural way. It is the beautiful way of symmetry.

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>>7414394
I know but I'm just stuck

>>7414104

Projecting much?

>>7414487

thats not projecting.

THIS: >>7413998 is projecting.

>projecting
true beta word

>>7414490

He's kind of right though. Magii purposely tried to hide his identity on purpose because he knows some of his previous posts under the name Zombii on /gaygen/ are fucked and didn't want his photos to be leaked. He wanted to remain an anonymous coward.

I don't have any problem with him but now knowing that he's a mentally ill 18-year-old sissy who looks like he's on HRT is rather funny considering how much he has thrown digs at Hitler, Horror and others who are fem instead of embracing his own inner goddess and becoming the girl he really wants to be.

Anyway isn't gaygen for REAL GUYS?

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>>7413932
I guess you don't want me as a leader then.

>>7414591

are you Masc enough?

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>>7414599
most likely not.
I do not advocate suicide/self harm though.
I need /gaygen/ to be strong and healthy.

>>7414629

Dying of old age in a nursing home with bed sores while watching reruns of Golden Girl episodes and eating microwaved macaroni and cheese sounds worse than suicide. Sadly that seems to be more eventful than a regularly day for most 4channers.
I still feel voluntary suicide is a viable option but don't drag everyone into your madness. Just do it or seek the mental help you need. That's the main problem I have with guys on here who talk about their depression/suicide/feelings. Go figure your own shit out, don't drag anyone on here into your mental darkness.

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>>7414666
>Dying of old age in a nursing home with bed sores while watching reruns of Golden Girl episodes and eating microwaved macaroni and cheese sounds worse than suicide.
You should blow yourself up along with straight bystanders way before you reach that point.

>>7413768
Sort of. There was a fight and SP is back in Canada. Dunno what Jupp is doing.

>>7414700

>be blessed by God
>with good mental health


If you followed God's commandments you wouldn't suffer from the sissy hissy fits that fembois, queers and mtf's get caught up in.

>Live in Nowheresville, Kansas
>I'm the only gay dude I know
Help

>>7414700
Why not cocaine and fuck-marathon until heart-attack?

>>7414737

Sad to hear that. Hopefully it didn't have anything to do with 4chan trolls and all the negative things they posted about them and their relationship.

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>>7414739
>God
>Good mental health
topkek

>>7414747
That does not end the lives of filthy straight people.

>>7414700
>You should blow yourself up along with straight bystanders way before you reach that point.

Self-hatred makes people inconsiderate and rude. Change dear.

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>>7414761
>blowing other people up is self-hatred now
How does that even work?

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>>7413796

Why does it matter what I do? Are personally invested in me or something?

I like the piercing btw.

>>7414581
Hes a T O P your the mentally ill sissy

Magii. You're a pretty cool guy as fsr as i see and how you are trying to run the discord is pretty okay as well. Some of the mods are lame though. I'm glad you demoted wiz so you are making discord great again.

>>7414737

a physical fight or a verbal one?
did Jupp beat SP's boipussy up?

>>>7414122 (You)
>P-Please come back :(
Whats your name?:)

>>7414772

Those who hate themselves want others to die because that's how they feel on the inside.

>>7414786
God this is embarrassing wizz get a heated pillow

>>7414779

I gave up said mod powers dummy.

>>7414790
No those who hate others want them to die because said others hated first.

>>7414799
sure jan
hopefully you decide to ban yourself soon too

>>7414737

HOLY SHIT! GAYGEN'S FIRST BREAK UP!

WHOAAAAAA!

Who will be next?

Gaygen couples:
Wiz & Jersey - Jersey will have to get tired of him eventually.
Rugby & Swede - Unless Rugby plans to move to sweden this relationship won't last.

>>7414799
We all know what wouldn't of happened if yoy didnt give them up. your man cunt isnt good enough for poor magii to have to deal with all the drama you cause

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>>7414797
>implying I want to talk or be friends with you retards

TOP KEK

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>>7414799

Honestly the fact that magii or the mods haven't kicked or banned you, le mao, and sammy is worrying.

The three of you say horrible things and get away it constantly. The language you use is childish and offensive. Grow up.

Some of your messages...
>>7414055


are clearly against the rules of the discord. Why aren't the kicked/banned/muted?

You guys are boring. Someone post more hissing cats.

>>7414844

No, you're the one who is boring.
Also cats are the worse. Dogs are better.

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>>7414844
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for gay children

>>7414742
Grindr m8.
I live in a rural area too, (county pop is 125,000) I was shocked to see hundreds of gay guys in my area.

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>>7414860

You have no future pussy.

anyone want to see the nudes magii sent over skype?

>>7414781
Sounded like a verbal one. SP didn't say much about it. He said they ended it pretty okay, but still. Must be shitty for them now.

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>>7414869
HEIL HOMO

>>7414834
Poor anon. Did they criticize your selfie?

>>7414834
Use the mute button. The only one of those three who even talks much is wizzy

>>7414878

Yeah..because they were married and stuff? Which was a dumb idea to get married so soon but I know it was what Jupp wanted. Are they legally separated or divorced yet?

>>7414883

Yes, they're truly mean people. All of them.

>>7414908
Maybe the internet isn't the right place for you? A smart positive guy like you with your head on straight would do best out in the real world.

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Some of you need to get hobbies.

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>>7414881

scheiße fagots in den arsch

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>>7414957

is what the anon said true?
i hope things are going well for you and jupp
you'll always be my favorite gaygen couple

>>7414957
Y-you too. Aren't you middle age and married?

>>7414957

Fucking tell me about. I wish they would make up some new memes for Christ sakes.

>>7414987
Obviously not true and thank you.
>>7414992
Yes.

>>7414737
>>7414878

Wiz, why are you circulating rumors/lies?

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>>7415024
>implying

Mate pls.

>>7414957

do you miss Canada?
do you miss fresh air?
do you miss better quality water?
do you miss free health care?
do you miss canadian food?

>>7415006

Can a new meme be that I have a dick the size of a dragon dildo?

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What books are you reading /gg/?

>>7415342

Just finished a book called "The Developmental History Of Calculus", about to start Letters from the Underground now im on holiday

>>7414786
My names James
Im just lonely we dont have to rush anything lets just talk please

I-I just want a boy to spend time with. We can watch some anime or play some games please. Anyone :(?

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>It's an elderly relative asks about "your friend" episode

>>7415576
>My friend and I take turns plowing each other.

>>7415576
My first boyfriend was really cultured and had a solid career plan so my parents preferred him over the trashy whorses my brother and cousins got with.

But then it turned out to be a fluke and everyone since has been a dirtbag of sorts

>>7415576
what friend i'm alone
again

>be in the happiest relationship for 2 years with the most perfect guy
>have the cutest house on a decent street with a lake view in the back
>together we make six figures and have everything we could possible want
>have the greatest supportive family one can ask for
>tfw i'm proposing to him on Christmas at our family dinner
>tfw he's going to say YAAAAAASSSSS
>tfw we are going to get married
>tfw we will live happily ever after until the end of time
>tfw don't need any gifts for Santa to bring me
>my entire life has been the greatest gift :3

>>7415829
i hope you step on a lego

>>7415829

This is a feelgood type post but not from feelgood.

>tfw im still in the feeling shame/guilt phase of it all
I dont know I just dislike being gay its involuntary

>>7415840

that's funny actually
we made one of the rooms in our house a lego room
we both played with legos
and kept all of them in storage bins
and finally put them all in there
for when we adopt children in the future
and create a family together

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>>7415865

>>7415865
i hope you step on a megablok fuck you

>try tying my hair back
>looks really good
>next day try tying my hair back again
>it looks all wrong and i cant quite get it right no matter how many times a try

ffs i guess it was just a fluke that first time lol

>>7415829
>>7415865
>tfw no lego collector bf

>>7415872
whoa, whoa, whoa
that's just sick dude

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>tfw you spaghetti your chance to make out with a guy for the first time while you're drunk

what would you prefer if you were getting married?

wedding rings, necklaces, tattoos, matching shoes, cock rings, or something else?

is there a not-awkward way of purchasing an enema

>>7415989
Online

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>>7416000
Hey, daddy.

>>7415921
How'd you manage that anon?>>7415944
I like tattoo rings.
If you get divorced, you gotta amputate though.

>>7415944

Rings. Means something, but easiest to pawn

>>7415944
ring pop

if this post gets dubs im gonna actually go on grindr again

if not, it is not fated that i bang this weekend

>>7416241
heck

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>tfw lots of cute guys on Grindr but too low self-esteem to make an actual profile

gonna die an ugly virgin lads

>>7416241
If this post gets dubs I'll redeem this for us both

>>7416322
came through in the clutch

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>>7415512

>>7415512
post pics, will debate

Guys, I've been in a gay relationship for a year now. My first one ever, and before this I used to be really in denial but now... I can't get enough.
I feel horny almost every day, wanting to get lewd things done to me. I'm like 90% passive.
Is this normal?

>>7412349

Yes! I love the Christmas season!

>>7415512
Let's ERP and send pics c:

>>7416443
Sounds normal to me. Just let the bf know you're there and eager to be used.

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Guess who's back! P:

>>7416476
I do but I can't have sex every day

>>7416536
Why not?

>>7416550
We don't see that much
And when we do we don't do more than 3 in a row

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>>7416559

Do you top or....?

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Guys how do i prepare to bottom?

>>7416585
Bottom

>>7416616
Get an enema and rinse. Easy peasy. Warm water of course, do it thrice at least.
That and practice grinding your hips

>>7416627
Are those particularly expensive?

Also guys what happened to the trips like John, Rugby, sadanon, sadon, etc. ?

>>7416585

Are you the same chauncey I see people making fun of or something on yikyak?

>>7416676
Can be but shouldn't be expensive

I think my fear of intimacy and inability to deal with anything without being behind a veil of detached casual irony is impeding my ability to get anywhere on hookup apps but I may be just over thinking things

>>7416690
Yes. Do you go to State?

>>7416833
Yeah, you're probably overthinking things.

If you really wanted to get fucked, all you would have to do is say "yes."

Gave my first blowjob

You know how everybody says their first time was awful?
Yeah, it was kinda that way. Oh well, he seemed to enjoy it

Not a fan of the taste or the act at all :/

oh well

>>7416905

Yes

>>7416937
omg we should hangout sometime if that's not weird. Wanna chat on YikYak/Skype/Kik?

>>7416918
I don't even know what I want

a guy asked me what I was even on the app for and I realized I had literally no decent answer

what the fuck am I doing here dude I think I'm a poser

>>7416952

No thanks

>>7416964
>no
>thanks
ok well now that I know someone from my school is here I'm probably gonna quit posting on 4chan.

See ya.

>>7416996

Little too late for that now, I've been here long enough to see plenty of your cringy posts.

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Is it true that the cutest guys vote Democrat?

>>7416953
I spaghettied my way into finding a way out of the convo with the last guy and deleted the app

don't closet and drive and always grindr responsibly

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>>7417011
If by guys you mean fat dykes and trannies then yes.

>>7417023

Salty conservative detected.

:^)

>>7416676
enema kits are like 8 bucks each, I got this one
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B016Q1EQ24/

you can also get different types (some of which are considerably easier to clean) but if you have nothing at all you can use a water bottle and just ghetto it

also you definitely need lube and condoms and preferably some experience with something like a dildo or buttplug

can come out to be pretty pricey but that's the price of safety and no anal fissures

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>>7417049
Not salty at all :) I am just excited for 8 more years of Trump and lib tears :) it makes twitter really funny.

>>7417062

Is that the reason people wanted Trump in office, for meme magic? I'm no fan of Hillary, but I fail to see why people think Trump is some sort of savior of the world.

>>7416931
Why don't you like it?
Personally I can't get enough dicking
>tfw you get throatfucked

>>7417296
Well I wasn't really into the guy, he wasn't very hard because he was on adderall
really didn't like the taste, he was leaking a lot of precum

probably should have gotten drunk first or something

>>7416456
On what platform? Skype, steam?

>>7417425
ICQ?

>>7417450
Holy shit I've entered a time warp.

>>7417450
icq? Whats that?

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>>7417269
cant speak for anyone else. but seeing leftist crying and having meltdown was best gift of this year so far. second to mateen's high score

aside for kegels and not doing anal play, what can i do to make my bp feel more tight?
i feel like it's too big and it could provide more pleasure to my mates if it were tighter.

>>7417737
your butt is a sphincter.

it is impossible for it to be permanently tightened or loosened, excepy naturally as you age.

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>>7417737
Poop comes from there..

>>7417388
Don't hook up with people you're not attracties to. Hookup lesson 1

>>7417894
Well shit man I don't want to end up as a permavirgin

People like Colin Ferrell and Saorise Ronan attract me but I need to not be a complete autist to get to that level. I am decently fit though, just have social issues

>>7418108
>decently fit
stop lying

>>7418123
Certainly not fit by 4chan standards but I don't have a gut and can rock climb and run half marathons easily enough. That's pretty acceptable in terms of fitness at least.

>>7418176
Soo what you're saying is you're not really fit and you lied. Got it.

>>7418222
ok fair enough but what's your point?

>>7417527
old OLD instant messaging client. older than some posters.

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Thinking of tying my (long) hair back in a bun.

is this a bad idea?

>>7418627
Make sure your hair tie matches your sports bra, little lady

>>7416315
>iktf

>>7415512
I think this is all anyone here wants (a few may be lucky enough to have) but most of don't have the self-esteem or social ability to acquire
I know I'm not good enough for anyone I'd be attracted to

>>7418627
Probably not the best plan unless you are a samurai. Are you a samurai?

>>7418864

I mean... not yet.

>>7418873
You dishonour yourself.

>>7411038
>Christmas
>anti-Christ/atheist because Christ hates gays
>still celebrate His Lord's birthday
>muh "it roots from pagan worship"
>it was christianized dingus
>Not Chanukkah or Gaymas
The hypocrisy of LGBT creatures quite deep in this

>>7418627
How are we supposed to know without knowing what you look like?

Is there a better way to say "Fuck you :)" to a guy you've known for a while but who is obviously starting to turn you down, than to let him know he should test himself after our sex?

>>7418949
You could rape him

>>7418949

>telling him you have a gross sexual disease

wow you sure showed him, gj

>>7419018
meh
>>7419036
you mean tell him I probably gave him an STD so he can't see another guys for 1-2 months when he gets treated?

>>7419047

but surely he'll just get tested and be clean, then just live his life as normal except now he pities you for being a germ-infested leper.

how is this at all saying "fuck you" to him? youre just making yourself look bad.

>>7419056
given the circumstances it's highly likely I gave it to him

how is it not a "fuck you" to disallow him seing any guys for a longer period?

>>7419065

wait so do you actually have an undisclosed STI or not?

if you don't its dumb and will just make you look disgusting and pathetic.

if you do, its a criminal offence and he could very easily press charges and get you in some serious trouble.

>>7418949
What are you 5? Stop sleeping around with randoms.

>>7419069
>wait so do you actually have an undisclosed STI or not?
not undisclosed but yes, and I didn't know about it when I had sex with him
>if you do, its a criminal offence and he could very easily press charges and get you in some serious trouble.
maybe if you live in a capitalist 3rd world country

>>7419081

>not undisclosed
So he already knows?

What the fuck are you talking about bruh

actually scratch that, i dont care enough to try and figure out wtf youre trying to say. just figure it out on your own man.

>>7419077
it's not some random guy, but he lives far away from me and he has shown less and less interest in me recently and I hate it. so I thought of this as a nice good bye present :-)
>>7419084
>So he already knows?
no that's what I'm saying, I'm going to tell him about it soon. that's not a criminal offence.

>>7419087
yes it is a criminal offense to give someone an std without telling them, if you
1. knew at the time of sex
2. did not tell them
3. did not take significant precautions to prevent the spread given the disease

this is true in pretty much every non-shit country

I hope you rot in jail

>>7419110
1. I did not know at the time of segs as I said in >>7419081
2. I didn't know at the time
3. we used condom but it broke

it depends on the disease but in most cases there are no legal repercussions to having sex with someone even when you know you have a disease in my country. especially if you lie about not knowing.

Gg what do with straight (probably) crush

>tfw butthole tickles from my genital warts
tee hee :3

Link to the discord?

>>7414075
Maybe doing it would even more

>>7411038
Alright, so turns out when you look around on Grindr, a lot of guys are saying that they want a "serious" relationship, whatever this means.

However, they do take their time to reply if you don't say you're coming to them right away. Weird.

Also, are Dog filters a sign of femboys ?

>>7412153
>1. How often do you jack off?
1 to 2 times a day, except week-ends where I do it less often.

>2. Do you look at porn or just fantasize?
Depends on the Moon. Usually reading a story/watching 5 minutes of porn gets me rock hard, I close internet and then start wanking.

>3. Do you feel sometimes like you have a porn addiction and you wish you could stop doing it?
No. I don't watch porn enough to get bored of it, so almost every video gets me really, really hard.

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tfw bi

pls stop the chatroom drama
i've had enough of this crap

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>tfw he will never be my daddypup

>>7419492
Unf he is so hot i just wish he wasn't such a beta male

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Fill up your minds with Christmas cheer,
Christmas comes just once a year!
Yummy mints and eggnog beer
Christmastime is here!

This is all very gay
i·ron·i·cal·ly

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>tfw going to a gay club for the first time ever with some bi friends and a straight girl
>tfw I look like shit
I'm scared as fuck honestly, I've barely ever done anything with another guy before and I'm getting dragged into this
what should I expect? maybe I'll stay in and say I'm not feeling well

>>7419902
>I'm getting dragged into this

If you don't want to go then you should speak up. They're your friends. They should understand. Don't go for them, but go for yourself. If you end up wanting to that is.

>>7419902
Silly lad. It not like big burly tops come behind you at the club and jyst start fucking you.

You will have fun. Go.

>>7419957
2bh first time I went to a club I didn't really have fun

still don't regret going though, the first time for everything sucks a bit

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An early present for my lovelies...

https://imgur.com/a/FzdPt

>>7419922
yeah I guess you're right, I kinda just want to go see the new star wars movie with other friends anyway
>>7419957
It just feels like my anxiety is going to prevent me from having a good time
plus I can't even drink while I'm there

Wanna give me some advice, gaygen? I got out of a ltr earlier this year and hadn't had a reason to ever get tested because I was either celibate or monogamous with a clean partner. Until last night, when I downloaded Grindr and fucked a random dude without even learning his name. We used condoms, although I also deepthroated him unprotected and definitely got some precum in my system.

Anyway, dude said he was clean and tested recently, but obviously I want to be cautious. How soon should I get tested? Should I be taking anything? Am I going to start dropping limbs next week?

>>7419902
Relax and enjoy, let your mind be corrupted by the flesh :)

>>7420271
Chances of getting an std through oral are small, cum & precum do make the risk higher.
If you wanna be 100% sure, get tested in a couple weeks. I believe hiv is 2-3 weeks waiting or something. If you wanna know for sure, contact your doctor. You can just call them and ask how long you should wait before getting a test after 'unsafe sex' (=basicly any action with no condom on. bj, anal, frotting, etc).
I wouldn't worry too much though.

>>7420306
That's kind of what I was thinking, but I was concerned about when to get tested because of the variance in detection time. Thanks for assuaging my worry, anyway.

>>7417013
i woke up this morning and remembered i sent at least two different people my face pic and pretty sure i saw a irl friend on the app (idk ifh e saw me)

going 2 die 2bh i aint cut out for this life

>>7420475
Remedy: stop sending face pics. You'll get a lot less action, but zero chance of being recognized/outed. Some people will still be cool.

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>>7420024

Hey!
That's naughty! Give appropriate presents like Christmas bells and jingle jangles!

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>Be too nice
>Now a transgirl is into me

>>7420024
2spooky
Seems more Halloween appropriate.

>>7420024
it's interesting that you can see his skin slowly deteriorating, showing hints of the reptilian beneath.

>>7419492
Who?
Also what the fuck is a
>daddypup
?

>>7420658
Bent over pic was good though.

hitler please come back to the discord I miss you

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>Going to get fucked by a guy tonight
>Stomach gets that terrible sinking feeling
>Bowels no
>tfw it's too late

possibly receiving anal for the first time today

bit nervous

already did an enema (although I don't think it went quite right, spent at least an hour and a half and couldn't all get the water out and clear). Thinking of canceling because of that, not sure what I'm doing wrong

Have lube and condoms, and have used a dildo over the past week to ease in a bit, definitely have improvement with that

>>7420815
heyy

>>7420843

i know what you did wrong, i did the same thing at first too

you probably douched too deep. you dont want to fully "hilt" the douche, if you do then you'll accidentally squirt water all the way into your large intestine, which will result in you basically never being able to get clean - there is a LOT of shit in your intestines.

just insert the douche ~1 inch, that way youll avoid irritating your digestive system proper and just clean out the relevant part - your rectum

as for tonight, maybe just stick to oral unless you dont mind having to take a trip to the cleaners afterwarfs

>>7420843
Back out then
When in doubt back out
Worst thing for both parties is shit on dick. You probably put too much water also if you spent an hour and still couldn't get it clear

>>7420976
yeah I will back out. Can try again sometime next week I suppose

>>7420973
thanks for that, that was exactly what happened I think

>>7420024
you look smelly

;\

>>7415829
>>7415865
I want to kill myself

>>7421095

Both of you should.
The plural of Lego is Lego, you fuckwits.

>>7420730
t. femgen

>>7421109
>Lego is Lego,
No it isn't.

>>7421292

Yes it is.
A Lego box. A box of Lego. An individual piece of Lego is a Lego brick not "a Lego." "A Lego" is the company that makes Lego - Lego.

Like honestly.
Do you people go to restaurants and order "fettuccines alfredo" to make sure they know you don't want them to serve you just one noodle?

>>7421028
>>7421028
>>7421028
>>7421028

>>7421399

No fuck off, we're going down with the ship here