Fictional Closet Characters

>>7405218
>>Has a crush on the most dominant and manly girl in the show.
>girl
ah yes, very gay

>>7405306
As we all know, one cannot be attracted to masculine women. If your preference in women is anything but cookie cutter girly-girls, you are closet gay.

>>7405218
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>>7405218
Not every submissive guy is a closeted guy.

Hiccup is that one guy that gets locked in chastity, pegged by Astrid, denied orgasm, asks the whole tribe to fuck Astrid in front of him while he serves as the mouth slave, then watches Toothless fuck her, then gets fucked by Toothless while being spanked by Astrid.

He isn't gay, he's just an extremely submissive guy.

>>7405306
Tbh i could totally see her being gay

>>7406458
Wow, so homophobic

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No question.

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The entire group shows some pretty homoerotic tendencies but I feel like Gladio is the one most likely on the DL.

>only one of the group to never flirt with a female
(Prompto likes Cindy and Lady A, Ignis and Lady A have a cute flirty exchange, Noct and Lunafreya obv)
>inserts himself in others love-life
Makes Noct, a man engaged, pick flowers with him for his little sister. He does this because he knows she likes him. He may also have been secretly testing Noct and see if he'd take the bait. That sweet Iris bait.
>Wants MEAT in his cup ramen
He was far too excited over that meat.
>Checking out Nocts body and wanting him to undress
Sure is wanting Noct to take that shirt off to admire his "scrawny body". You know since he is so hot.
>Only member of the group capable of invigorating Noctis
self explanatory
>Takes his bodyguard role with an eerie amount of pride
When he shield's Noct from Rav he proudly boast how he is Noct's "shield"
>Says Noct has some good moves during the power plant fiasco
making time to admire Noct in the middle of combat
>Leather
Daddy pls take me
>showin off those abs
'mirin
>Gets really bitchy over [SPOILER] Noctis upset about Lunafreya's death
More like upset that he even cares about a bitch.
>has a gigantic two handed weapon
he also wields a gigantic sword

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>>7405218

>>7407039
>closet
Nigga that man had you tortured in your underwear, Mike Pence style.

>>7405320
Nope i am attracted to short haired manly women but im straight :^)

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>>7408099
Would you fuck Griffith (on the left)?

he's basicaly a woman

>>7408234
If he cut his hair, for sure

>>7406967
Really? I thought Ted was Once-ler's grandson.

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>>7405218
Hiccup was always a pussy in the stories too but
he has a girlfriend still..

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Minwu is the only male white mage in the series, that isn't some generic NPC/unit. And he has the best faghag of all: an actual princess.

>>7407039
Ocelot being gay for Big Boss is pretty much canon. It's a Russian taunt

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Not "gay" but it's always been obvious to me that Midna is a stealth MtF.

>>7413134
Prove it, tranny

>>7413180
>>>/pol/

>>7412141
By "girlfriend" you mean "beard" right?

>>7413186
>I don't need to provide evidence for my claim because /pol/!!!!1!
Just fucking explain it

>>7413134
I'm not seeing it, mostly because her height can be explained by her being literally not human.

>>7409082
Lmao

>>7405306
Just saying, the only grill I had a "crush" on in high school was a total butch-ass lesbian, who later turned out to be ftm. He's probably a successfully repressed tranny because transition wasn't a thing back then.

>>7413195
>>>/pol/

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Scott's shitty relationship and weird idealization of Ramona reminds me of how I was with girls before I realized I was gay

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>>7413769

I always got the impression it was due to not knowing any different. In the books and films Hiccup always does things out of expectation of others.

>Kill dragons.
>Be manly.
>WERE VIKINGS!
>Stoick: "GET ME A GRANDSON!"

It's probably a case of ignorance is bliss, subconsciously he's attracted to masculinity so naturally he has a crush on the most masculine woman in his village.

Also the one that beats the crap out of him, so he's also probably a masochist.

>>7413195
Just look at those big ass hands, feet, and bad tit job. The Michael Jackson nose and triangular chin is a sure sign of ffs gone wrong. Her height is just the beginning.

I'm the original poster btw.

>>7405218
dude, hiccup is totally bi.

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>>7418961

Anons on this board were kind enough to confirm that counts as gay, but yeah I agree he would go either way.

Mike (Finn Wolfhard) from Stranger Things

Carl from The Walking Dead

>>7413794
I can relate to that

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>>7405218
I used to work on the Netflix series lmao

In the show there's a character called Dagur who is kind of obsessed with Hiccup and he's constantly grabbing him. The ship name is dagcup

Also pic related

>>7427414
Holy shit. I LOVE THAT SHOW.

Thank you for your service

>>7407018
Gladolus?
And not the painfully obvious twink Prompto

>>7427414

I am pretty sure that the gay pairing the Blizzard promises is totally there guys is McCree/Reaper.

People always say S76/Reaper but I just don't see it.

>>7428341
It's obviously McCree/Hanzo

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Sorren is gay
and Ike is bi at the least

>>7409010

>there are no brakes
>on the rape train!

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>Jago sevatar
>calls himself the prince of crows hahah fag
>as a fucking raven guard gimp that likes to tail around him
>gets defensive when you talk shit about to his little raven
>is a and i quote "a latent psyker"
>no one will never know
>dislike being a psyker
>because the other psykers in his legion are hollow pitiful melancholic creatures and will never be leaders
>give other psyker in his legion a hard time
>actively trying repress is physics abilities at at the cost of is metal and physical well being
>actually it slowly kills him
>"whaverver there are worse ways to go"
>could i say he got daddy issues trollface.jpg
>are sad because he cant connect with the other guys
hes a bit gay coded i must admit

>>7428365
I can agree with that

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>>7427414

Forgive my skepticism but it is 4chan. If you really did work on the series what part of it did you do? Animation/Storyboards?

>>7424145
>>7413794
me too

>>7427788
>>7429616

Holy shit lol I didn't think anyone really watched it, thanks anon!

I was a storyboard revisionist, basically an entry-level job for artists. Once the storyboard artists finish their episodes, the director goes through and marks changes, and we made the changes. Sometimes I got to do small sequences by myself, which was cool. Snotlout and Fishlegs' alter-ego from one episode got pretty close and we used to joke about it lol

Anyways I'm a storyboard artist now on a different show at a different company :3c

>>7432883

OK, assuming you did work there that's pretty cool, but I have something to ask that I have wondered for some time.

When writing the character development between Hiccup and Astrid did no one stop to concider the fact that in the first film they had already kissed but in the show were acting like their relationship was still developing into a romantic one?

The fact that in one episode Astrid flat out denies she likes Hiccup in that way after (by this point) kissing him three times (twice in the film and once in the Christmas short) did no one stop to look at the continuity error here?