Trip to paris: Tips?

>>7403426
>hiphop
Go jump in the Seine, it's the best place for your kind.

Take a face mask. The place reeks and the smog is terrible. Also, prepare to be blown up or stabbed by terrorists if you're in any sort of a crowd. France is unsafe.

>>7403426
Trip to Paris.

Tips:
>Don't talk to black people
>Don't talk to brown people
>Don't look them in the eyes
>Avoid going outside late
>DO NOT GO INTO THE NO-GO AREAS

I'm not kidding.

If you're a twink the pre lube before you go out just in case your anus is forcibly enriched by Ahmed and his friends.

>>7403528
*then you should pre lube

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>>7403426
This guy is a faggot >>7403507
This guy is a memester >>7403528
This guy is a /pol/ster >>7403473
None of them are French.

>>7403426
Don't know Paris, but you should try to visit the Marais, or Pigalle if you're into something more special.

There are no no-go zones in the city itself, and only a few place with crimes at night on the suburbs. However there are a lot of pickpockets.
Paris stinks, it's true. It's full of people and tourists, it has the densest network of transports in Europe.

But it's worth visiting once.

>>7403426
>>7403563
As far as clubs goes, there are the Folies-Bergères, the Moulin Rouge...

Grindr and Tinder are probably rather diverse. Except to see a lot of black and Arabs

>>7403563
>"you are faggots, memsters, polsters"
>"you aren't even french"
>"I don't even know Paris, BUT..."
You are an idiot.

>>7403599
>You are an idiot.
A french idiot. Which means I went to Paris, several times, due to how centralised this country is.

I know the city better than some burgers spoonfed to Fox News.

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>>7403606
>implying all others on this board are burgers
Paris is lost.

>>7403563
>None of them are French.
No, I'm british, and I'm advising OP that his taste in music is shit, Paris stinks of shit and is a smoggy hellhole lately, and that it's a hotspot of terrorist attacks.
And, worst of all, it's full of goddamn french people.

>>7403507
how can you be so scared of black people dude? Like what they do you? Black people are friednly as fuck were i live

>>7403576
>Pigalle
Lol how come few white people use grindr/tinder? and is it really bad seeing a lot of black and arabs?

>>7404099
Then where do you live?

I've encountered at least 8 black people, who tried to talk me into buying drugs from them (at different places). Or is that the friendliness you mean? I'm not even looking like a junkie or anything.