Cis Lesgen

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>tfw gf

>>7395409
FUCKING CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

My dad is so hard to buy for, fucking hell.
My mum is a challenge too.


At least I have my gf covere

>>7395411
reeeeeeeeeee
>>7395470
what did you get your gf?

Anyone crush so hard instead of not being able to masturbate to her it loops around and its all you can get off to?

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how do i get a gf

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So about the housesitting incident...

Sorry dudes, weird couple of days. I think I got myself in a situation here. I slept with her thursday, then friday, then again saturday morning, and saturday afternoon her parents came home so I had to leave. It was fun, it was good, the problem is I think she's falling in love with me now. She was being all cutesy in the house after the first night and acting like we were a couple already, and now that I'm home she added me on Facebook and keeps messaging me and even brought up the possibility of coming over to my house. I never anticipated this. What should I do?

Also have this gift for all the help thus far.

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[TRIGGER WARNING]
Animemes :^)

>>7387942
I don't know if you are still there. But I've been through something similar, except that my girlfriend broke up with me and we're still in the same city. She was depressed and confused as well. I still dream about her, look at pictures of her and write stuff about us, after more than three years since we broke up.

Maybe she decided to put an end to your relationship because she thought that would be better for both of you. Dealing with a depressed person is no easy job, and she would most likely have felt bad for being a burden to you. Just wait for her to recover, who knows, maybe you'll get reunited again. Was she always like this or did it start more recently?

So, I mentioned a while back that I had a crush on my friend, who had feelings for this other girl, and that she had asked me for help on how to ask other girl out. Well, she did but other girl rescheduled on them actually going out twice now, and is pretty flaky on texting my friend. She's clearly not that interested in her, right, so when this eventually peters out I still have a shot?

>>7395848
Show her a little bit of your body and seduce her then bring her to your house and chain her up so she cant run away

>>7396100
You should've confessed from the beginning.

>>7396145
If she actually manages to lure a girl to her house by seduction, she won't need a chain.

>>7396100
If you sneak into your friends girlfriends house and you kill her, your friend will detect she is dead and will stop texting her. With your rival out of your way, it is time for you to seduce her broken heart.

>B-but anon, my gf is dead and died in a very suspicious manner!
>Anonette, j't amo my petit baguette... oui, oui (Throw in some french. Girls love that.)

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Who /kisslessvirgin/ here?

>>7396158
Depending on anon's intentions, she might want to run away.

>>7396176
I'm even a handholdless, hugless virgin.

SJW systematically took over 5 lezzy bars in my general vicinity

Half of these fucks aren't lesbian (merely feminist "allies") and the other half are het men in dresses.

Now I am drinking alone and can't flirt up random women. Quality of life went to shit and I don't know what to do.

>>7396221
>tfw the last lesbian bar in my area closed down 2 years ago.

>>7396221
Stop being such a trashy normie and get gfs in a sane way, not bar sluts.

>>7396221
>Half of these fucks aren't lesbian
Simply tell them to get the fuck out.

>>7396154
Probably but I'm also a huge coward.
>>7396172
If I don't go to jail, that just might work.

>>7395945
I mean what did you expect sleeping with a 17 year old girl? You really did not think this through did you?

>>7396257
Yup because that's how it works in real life right?

>>7396232
But the board game evenings, the playing dart while drunk evenings.

Sometimes you are the one who gets flirted up by a nice looking gal. Do you have any ideas what it does to your self-esteem?

>>7396231
The advantage of living in a metropolitan area, I guess. But they also have tons of hipster breeding pools like Starbucks or AppleStores or those expensive clothing stores that sell torn and ripped Jeans for 99,99 bucks.

>>7396257
Can't, we are a minority.
In one bar I actually told one to get the fuck out. I got banned for life instead. It's ok, it was my least favourite bar, and the owner was a petty cunt, but still.

>>7396271
>>7396272
Then tell a sob story about how the les bar is the only place where you can assume that the people around you share your sexual preferences and that they're ruining it for you. That should resonate with them.

>>7396279
Yup, sounds realistic to me.

>>7396265
What are you afraid of?

I am the most insensitive jerk and I get denied like about 70% of the time, but even then someone actually says yes to my clumsy confessions.

To be honest, I dread the state you are in more than being rejected.

>>7396279
You clearly never dealt with these creatures.
They only care about you, when it fits them. And right now they care more about hostile gentrification than about the feelings of a fringe minority that uses to socialise there.

I got one match on tinder after like a month. Wish me luck :^)

>>7395518

I cant say, she reads lesgen.
Gotta keep it a seekrit.

>>7396285
I don't know... I'm afraid of her never wanting to talk to me again. And I know that won't happen, but we're both pretty awkward so, my paranoid ass keeps telling me that it MIGHT happen. I can handle rejection when it's someone I barely know. Plus, she doesn't even think of me that way, I bet, so wouldn't it already be pointless to tell her?

>>7396460
You know she's into chicks.
My classmate first crush was never into chicks and I got rejected for that. It will hurt a little and she will avoid you for 2-3 weeks due to awkwardness, but there are other fishes in the water and if she values your friendship, she will talk to you again.

That is, if she rejects you. She's into chicks, that gives you chances I never had.
Her being awkward is probably the reason she is not confessing to you. Because she thinks the same way about you as you do about her.

>my paranoid ass keeps telling me that it MIGHT happen
Do you seriously wanna live like that? This is worse than rejection. Believe me.

>I bet
You lost! It's never too late. Ask her out!

>>7396500
I think this post is pretty spot on. I mean ultimately do you really want to have what if scenarios in your life? I don't, so whenever I like someone I just make a go of it, because I need to know. Good luck, rooting for you!

>>7395945
Much as I still wanted you to do this, literally all of us anticipated this.

>>7396176
Meeee! But it only really hit me that I was gay about two years ago (age 20, now 22) so it doesn't bother me because being /kv/ also means I don't have any regrets about doing stuff with guys! And I haven't been comfortable enough with my gayness to do anything with girls, two years is not that long imo, so... idk, I am happy with my personal history even if my romantic development is slower than the norm. I would rather be true to myself, not hurry, not make mistakes. :V Even if it makes me a weirdo. It'll happen when it happens. I still have meaningful, deep friendships that emotionally fulfill me in the meantime.

>tfw toothache
;-----;
IT HURTS REALLY BAD /clg/

CAN SOMEONE COME PULL OUT THE TOOTH WITH SOME PLIERS??

>>7395608
Yeah, it's always like that for me, I've probably fantasized about five girls altogether in my life.

>>7396985
That sucks Anon, don't you have (or can't you get) any pain meds?

Is this where losers like me come to hang out?

>>7397051
The losers here are pretty and have had sex so idk

>>7397060
oh ok
ill show myself out

>>7397051
No, not anymore. This general got overrun by tumblr and reddit normies.

>>7397064
You can stay and we can guide you through becoming one of us losers too.

>>7397064
Not only are they pretty nonvirgins but they also have degrees and/or careers.

Losers like us don't belong here anymore.

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>>7397119
Fuck that. Where are my permavirgin hikki/NEET sisters at? I'm pretty sure you all are still here just don't say it anymore.

>>7397134
Permavirgin here, but I am studying at least

>>7397138
What are you studying? How can you even study? I lose my shit after a semester and go back to being a depressed NEET.

>>7397143
Philosophy. Because I don't have a lot to do really.

>>7397149
What kind of philosophy?

>>7397155
All kinds. Currently doing classes on Hannah Arendt and the Problem of Evil.

>>7397134
>>7397138
Another permavirgin here, though not hikki or neet.

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>>7397165
When do you get to trolley studies? What would you do in this situation?

>>7397191
Obviously go for the anime song. Any first semester could tell you that.

>>7397172
So do you work, study or train?

>>7397197
Yes, this is the only correct answer. I should start respecting philosophers more.

>>7397207
Work. It's unexciting but comfy and pays the bills.

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>>7395409
Can we all start making trips? I want to because I'm here a lot but I don't wanna be the only one. All the other gens do it too.

>>7397261
I've never been a fan of trips honestly. I don't want to be Austrianon all the time, what if I say something absurdly dumb and you'll always remember it was me? Ugh.

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>>7397256
How come you people that go to work and university can't find someone to fug? Especially in university? Or are you one of those friendless beyond salvation?

>>7397261
Trannies pls go.

>>7397261
Nay breadball anon. Namefagging only ever seems to result in circlejerking, drama or both.

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>>7397286
>>7397277
>>7397270
o-ok then ;-;

>>7397308
To be honest if you want to attention whore just do it, I can filter you anyway. But what >>7397286 says is true, trips cause a shitton of drama, just see the other generals. I think lesgen is the only general in here that is tripfag-free.

>>7397261
No, /clg/ will become a fiesty popularity contests (and you already know women can be huge attentionwhores...)

>>7397286
Agree, way back in the day I used to trip on /b/ and while it was fun (I was a dumb teen, sue me) there was always some circle-jerk drama.

>>7397277
The problem is me. I don't want to date/fuck someone I don't have feelings for, and I haven't had feelings for anyone.

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>>7397324
No, I agree, i didn't see that perspective before. I'm just lonely and crave some semblance of social groups or something, I don't know. I don't really go on other generals because they don't apply to me so i didn't know they caused drama or whatever. Sorry.

>>7397346

You could just join discord.

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>>7397346
Don't worry Anon, we love you all the same. Have some cute.

>>7397341
I know that feel. I wonder if we're broken.

>>7397346
Just be as loud as possible and annoying in your posts and people will know it's you :^)

>>7397341
I'm just like you, and am inexperienced the same reason. There's just never been anyone I've wanted to be physically intimate with (except for cuddles, I love cuddles and have very low standards in this one case).
It can be a little alienating to be in college and be so unwilling/uninterested in "hookup culture" though. :(

>>7397346
Aw anon, I can relate. Seconding that you might want to join discord and also if we have a lesgen meetup this winter, you should totally come. Sending virtual hugs so you feel less lonely. And even if no one knows quite who you are when you post, you're still appreciated as a contributor within this little community.

>>7397357
>I wonder if we're broken.
I wonder too. I keep thinking things like "hey, if I get fit maybe my feelings will come back", or "hey if I start socializing more, maybe I'll find someone" but it hasn't happened so far.

>>7397364
When I was in college I ended up mostly hanging out with the older students who had come back to school later in life, they were pretty chill.

>>7397351
Maybe I'll do that? I feel too shy to actively join a thing like that, but maybe at some point.
>>7397353
Thank you anon
>>7397357
okaaa... thank you anon
>>7397377
<3

>>7397357
>I wonder if we're broken
No, not at all. Neither are the people who like to hook up. To each their own. I'd also rather have the right girl late than the wrong one too soon.

>>7397353
>tfw no kase-san gf
She's the perfect tomboy.

>>7397324
>I think lesgen is the only general in here that is tripfag-free.

I actually hadnt considered that.

That's... kinda interesting. I wonder why we've managed to stay (almost) entirely anon, when every other general hasnt?

>>7397389
Discord's not that bad. If youre not really feeling comfy you can basically lurk until you get a better feel for people

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>>7397392
I know right.
Though Yamada is super cute too, but I can identify way easier with her.

OP has been picking really nice images lately. Very sweet, romantic, even a little nostalgic. Good vibes right away :)
Thanks! Also consistently enjoying your recent news write ups.

>>7397391
>Neither are the people who like to hook up.
d/a, but I absolutely agree with that. Just because I'm not looking for it doesn't mean I look down on (safe) casual sex.

>>7397391
Aw, this a very nice way of putting it. :')

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>tfw the only person you've fallen in love with is some anon you don't even know
I wonder if I'm so easy someone just had to pander to my unusual interests, or I'm so desperate I would fall for anyone that likes what I like.

>>7397411
Yeah exactly. I don't get why it always has to be a "I do X, that means Y is wrong" thing. People are just different, no judgment if anyone wants to just get laid easy and enjoy themselves.

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>>7397401
So when are they fucking? That chapter where they almost go at it left me blue balls.

>>7397426
It can be easier to fall for someone you don't really know, you get to subconsciously fill in the blanks with positives.

>>7397433
>fucking
>in a yuri manga
Oh Anon

So everything was going fine with the girl that I like, she was all over me just a few days ago, but then yesterday I wanted to spend the night and she pretty much told me that she doesn't want to commit and is more comfortable with something casual.

Is this just what I get for getting with biscum? I actually got pretty broken up about it.

>>7397437
Yes, that's what I think. Maybe I haven't fallen in love with someone IRL so far because their defects put me off and I know I have astronomical standards.

>>7397430
>"I do X, that means Y is wrong"
This is probably the one thing guaranteed to make me angry.

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>>7397441
What are you saying you slut? There is plenty of fucking in yuri manga, especially this one.

>>7397443
>Is this just what I get for getting with biscum?
Yeah, probably. Should've listened.

>>7397462
I mean everyone's kind of guilty of it at least occasionally because most people have strong opinions about one thing or another, but yeah.

>>7397465
Wasn't there some OVA or something for Shoujo Sect?

>>7397134
Hello there, sis... Reporting in...

>>7397479
>Wasn't there some OVA or something for Shoujo Sect?
Yes, three episodes I think. It's funny to see people getting butthurt over the manga threeway end every time this is mentioned at /u/, or sometimes /a/.

>>7397491
I've never read (or watched) it but I got it recommended by someone and remember downloading the OVA.
I didn't know it was a touchy topic.

>>7397482
Nice, we are now 4 confirmed permavirgins on lesgen. We should make a tea party sometime and talk about our failure as human beings, if we're non-autistic enough to talk that is.

>>7397270
Oh Austrianon, how could you ever say something unlovely?

>>7397503
It's good, I like it. It's only a touchy topic because nerds get angry the ending wasn't what they expected.

>>7397479
Strong opinions are OK. Defaulting to an aggressive stance on something purely because it's what you yourself do is what I find aggravating.

>>7397508
>not a sleepover with a bit of wine that slowly devolves into an orgy so awkward we won't even be able to look each other in the eye the next morning
C'mon

>>7397512
S-stop making me blush.

>>7397443
Yes. Learn your lesson and stay away from the scum. She didn't deserve you anyways.

>>7397520
>implying we won't fall drunk asleep before anything happens
I can't even into normie mode when I drink.

>>7397191
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

>>7397443
Sorry to hear that anon, hot and cold is hard to deal with.

>>7397516
Because the threesome was impure, or what's the problem?

>>7397519
Yeah, totally agree. I'm just saying, while it's shit behavior it's apparently also very human.

>>7397534
YES. That was my first thought when I saw that, but I was too lazy to find the appropriate image and post it.

>>7397533
Then whoever falls asleep last drunkenly has to feel up the others. At least that's how it goes in my fantasy.

>>7397539
>Because the threesome was impure, or what's the problem?
Eh, something like that. Personally I found it very cute so I'm OK with it.

>>7397544
I'll give it a go then. Thanks Anon.

>>7397520
I'd need a lot more than a 'bit' of wine for that.

>>7397441
Hanjuku Joshi did it.
It was rather cute than sexy though.

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>>7397543
So who among the permavirgins has the most experience drinking? I count myself out, I don't drink.

>>7397554
Can I join? I'm a KHHV and I've drunk a bit before.. I'm confident I could win...

>>7397520
>S-stop making me blush.

But I love teasing.

>>7397549
>needing any wine at all to get lewd with Austrianon

>>7397508
Yes, at least we have each other... Are there really only four of us?
>>7397520
>not a sleepover with a bit of wine that slowly devolves into an orgy so awkward we won't even be able to look each other in the eye the next morning
Oh god, anon, you are the one making me blush! So lewd!

>>7397465
My roommate and I had a poster for Shoujo Sect on the back of of our door when we lived together, which I forgot to take down before inviting the rental company to inspect our room (was transferring the rental to her name). I was young and closeted (closeted gay and closeted weeb) and sweating profusely as the rental company lady walked around the room.

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>>7397549
I wouldn't but mostly because a) I'm ridiculously lightweight about alcohol and b) you're all pretty qt.

>>7397553
Cute is better anyway.

>>7397563
>But I love teasing
You are such a harlot Anon. Super lewd.

>>7397576
kek. Did you and your roommate tried to at least roleplay one of the chapters?

>>7397570
Nope there's me (>>7397562) too, autistic KHHV lurker here

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>>7397579
>filename
That witch is already basically married to someone better than 99% of the population including us.

>>7397554
Me neither. I'll be the first one out...

>>7397576
>have an open cupboard in my living room
>random gay gifted me a gay flag once
>hang it over cupboard so people can't see what's in there
>rental office hires people to check the ventilation systems
>gay flag in plain view of all those old weird dudes

I'm not closeted, but I think I still came off as a lot more in-your-face gay than I am.

>>7397587
Yes! Our sleepover orgy is growing!

>>7397554
I have pretty decent tolerance as long as I pace myself, but I'm more likely to give you guys water bottles and blankets if you pass out on me.

>>7397562
You're on.

>>7397592
I know I don't deserve a Izetta of my own, but let me have my fantasies Anon.

>>7397607
Yeah I've always followed the "twice as much water as alcohol" rule but I still get tipsy in no time.

>>7397579
>You are such a harlot Anon. Super lewd.

Only for you, bby.

>>7397553
Morishima stuff is absolute goodness. I love her OLs!

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This permavirgin orgy thing made me somewhat horny. I'm gonna go masturbate thinking of it.

>>7397581
Nah, though we did shower together a few times.

>>7397594
Is the "maybe they just thought you liked rainbows" joke too overdone?

>>7397660
>Nah, though we did shower together a few times.
I need more details on this.

>>7397553
Oh my God I read Hanjuku Joshi just last week, it's so sweet/hot.

>>7397648
This is the third time something I've said made anons in lesgen masturbate. I think that's a kind of superpower.

>>7397618
>Yeah I've always followed the "twice as much water as alcohol" rule but I still get tipsy in no time.
That rule is more to reduce regrets the next day, I think.

>>7397667
What are other things you've said? Because probably I'm that same anon that masturbates because now that I got off the crazy pills I'm constantly horny.

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>>7397426
MY LESBIAN FRIEND KEEPS GOING ON ABOUT THIS KNE GURL SHE LOKES WHAT DO i doooo

Who else is waiting for the new Doto patch?
God damn it Volvo, give us the patch already.

>>7397665
I couldn't give them to you even if I wanted to. It was a long time ago and there was a third girl showering with us who absorbed 1000% of my attention at all times.

>>7397672
Yeah that might be true. I've never been properly hangover I think.

>>7397679
That stuff about (necessarily) masturbating with my friend in Catholic school for example.
Also I totally get the pill stuff, I've been taking small dosage of some SSRIs and since I stopped its like my libido came back twice as strong

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>>7397700
Not me, I've been doto free for like 2 months now. It was making my life even more miserable.

>>7397700
Thank you for explaining the "dora [sic] patch" text I got in the middle of the night last night. I've been puzzling over it but too lazy to ask the sender.

>>7397704
>I couldn't give them to you even if I wanted to
Why? Are you paranoid?

>>7397705
>I've never been properly hangover I think.
I've never been well and truly hungover, only a bit queasy and headachey. I'm pretty careful about staying hydrated though, even if my drunk self decides that means drinking half a litre of milk straight from the carton outside a convenience store.

>>7397712
I gave up smoking, I gave up drinking (almost) but giving up Dota? Impossible!

>>7397726
I just had to. I was playing +8 hours a day, and I sleep like 10-12 hours per day so that only left me with around 4-6 hours to shitpost and watch anime. It had to stop.

>>7397716
What? No, not really. Like I said, I don't really remember.

>>7397740
Oh, I see. So I guess nothing really happened.

>centaur's life anime announced
So 2017 is the new 2009?

I feel almost bad at how rarely I play vidya when I read lesgen

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>>7397760
Yeah I was super surprised by that. I hope they do a good job. I haven't kept up with the manga but I liked its weirdness.

>>7397773
There is already so much yuri for next year, it's kind of impressive.

>>7397745
Nah. At the most it would have been boob-grabbing between friends, I'd remember anything more than that.

Do I have any hope in finding more gay girls in my year (of about 180)? I know there's at least 7 not straight people but they are already in relationships and/or I can't really speak to them anyway.

>>7397793
>boob-grabbing between friends
Why is this even a thing? It made me so confused back then in middle school.

>>7397793
I always read about friendly boob-grabbing but nobody's ever just randomly groped me. Does that mean my boobies are awful?

>>7397802
Yeah, my friends were fucking relentless about it too. They liked that I got all flustered.

>>7397803
Nah, it depends on the friend group. Half of my friends were very respectful of personal space, the other half were lewd demons.

>>7397845
>tfw no lewd demon friends
I've only had sisters who regularly punched me in the tits, and not in a sexy way.

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This just in, my dog might be a slut

>>7397915
It's not healthy to feel sexual attraction to your bitch, anon.

>>7397937
Well for one thing it's a guy, so not much change for that anyway. Also it's not like there's other bitches around who'd cuddle with me.
Oh, and he started cuddling me. Which is why he's the slut.

>>7397865
It wasn't always fun. I spent an entire middle school birthday party hiding in a literal closet because one of them was determined to make out with me for whatever reason, and I was terrified that if she succeeded I'd be exposed as an Actual Gay.

>>7397968
That kinda sounds like fun though, but I've always wanted to get outed by a bunch of so-called straights who'd then force me to get them all off as punishment for my excessive gayness.

...Shut up I know it doesn't make sense.

>>7397990
Eh, I don't think it's that strange as far as fantasies go, but it's not one of mine.

>>7398072
Share some of yours with the group.

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>>7397779
We've got Citrus and NTR (though technically no date attached to either, iirc) for shitposting, Kobayashi-san and CW for monstergirl SoL shenanigans, what am I forgetting?

>>7397957
You know that dogs are basically retarded wolf cubs?
We bred them to be like that and you shame them for something they were literally bred for.

>>7398097
I don't shame him, I love him the way he is.

>>7398083
Maybe I will if we ever have that drunken tea party.

>>7397915
My little cat is SUCH a slut, she keeps screaming around for a fuck and creeping up on our older cat and sticking her butt in our dogo's face and letting him snuffle her.

>>7398115
Is she not spayed?

>>7397031
I took some aspirin, and that did jack shit

I'm trying to call and get a dental appointment but it hurts to speak

>>7398127
Aspirin doesn't really help with anything but the weakest pain in my experience. But anyway I'm sorry you're suffering Anon. I heard peppermint tea can help with toothaches but I'm not even sure that's true.
Maybe any pain meds you usually take on your period?

>>7397134
Permavirgin neet here

I don't want to be either of these things

>>7398095
Could you please move it to another thread? There was a good chunk of this one that went toward your conversations.

>>7396985
*Romantically pulls out your tooth*

Recently came to the realization I'm pretty freaking gay, and all the signs in the past I just brushed off/never thought much of. I blame heteronormativity...

>>7398119
Nah, neither is our dog. It's been about time for it but we've been waiting till after my partner is done being all busy with school stuff.

>>7398154
Yikes.

Sometimes I feel nervous or down on myself when I'm talking to guys and think they are judging my appearance but then I look at their early signs of male pattern baldness and learn to love myself again.

There's a guy sitting in front of me in class right now who is kind of a jerk but I can see where his hair is beginning to thin out at the top of his head and his pale scalp is peeking out and I remember that I don't actually care whether or not he's a jerk.

>>7398127
Aw I'm sorry. :( Have you tried an oral anesthetic gel from a drug store? It will numb your gums.

>>7398151
I've already complained about this on lesgen before but media totally primes us to believe that everyone thinks women are more attractive than men and that attraction to men is not necessarily a component in heterosexual relationships for girls. Womp womp. I think it can be hard for gay women to realize that they're not feeling what straight women are feeling.

>>7398151
I knew I was gay since I was 8 year old.
I sneaked to TV room at 3 am to watch Electric Blue and the likes.
I was pretty red blooded back then so it was hard to ignore.

>>7398151
Welcome to the fold, sistah.
I always had this weird feeling that I was gay, before I could really name it.

>>7398095
I don't think anything else so far, but it's 4 times more yuri than what we get in a year.

There is also that manga where a girl fucks fem MC but she gets rejected or something. It's hetshit but at least we will (hopefully) have the lesbian sex animated.

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My girlfriend broke up with me last night to protect me from her hurting me worse in the future. She's been flirting with someone new. Not a huge deal because she's always flirted a lot... But she told me that I was stupid for staying with her and that she was planning on flirting with this chick and not telling her I exist. When I got up to leave, she cornered me in her room and tried to get me to say something to her. I started crying because I'm a weak idiot. She told me I couldn't drive home crying and brought me back to bed and held me/told me I was beautiful when I cried. She repeatedly told me she loved me and that I needed to know that. Before falling asleep she told me I could have her back if I asked. This morning she asked me if we were back together or not. I don't want to leave her. I love her deeply. So I told her I'd rather not break it off-- she told me it was a yes or no question. So I said yes. I've spent the majority of the day feeling completely apathetic to everything. I just don't feel anything. And then when I do I just want to cry. We're still together-- but things are so fucked right now and I don't know how to handle it. I don't know what she wants. She's coming over tonight after work and I've decided I'm putting my foot down. I don't want to break it off with her, but I'm tired of being passive and letting her have her way with everything. I want to be treated well. What the fuck do I do?

>>7398326
What the fuck man, break up with that psycho.

>>7398326
Foot down, lady, tell her off!

>>7398326
>What the fuck do I do?
Polyamory.

It is not only the answer--it is the future.

Also RIP Mango

>>7398326
If you're not OK with her flirting, and she's not planning on changing, it's not going to work out well.

>>7398213
>I think it can be hard for gay women to realize that they're not feeling what straight women are feeling.
I confused/still confuse attraction with admiration. Like thinking certain girls are just really cute, pretty, nice body, wanting to be friends or close. Because I thought I was straight, I didn't think it meant anything. Like, didn't every girl admire people? I also never have that attraction vs admiration feelings towards guys, so :/

>>7398240
I've always known what I felt for those girls that made me question was weird, but never thought I could be legit gay. Also, I used to think all lesbians were fat butch looking (thanks media) and I'm short, skinny, long hair, more girly than tomboyish, etc. Since I just realized recently (within this past week) I'm most likely gay, it still feels weird calling myself it.

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>>7398346
I guess that's probably the best thing to do, but I was single six years before meeting her so I kinda fell really hard and fast for her. It was stupid to do, but I've given her literally everything that I can give and there's times where it's REALLY, REALLY GOOD. Other times she's just emotionally distant. She's got a lot of family and past relationship issues to work through. It's not that I think I can 'fix her' or something stupid like that-- I just know that there's a part of her that's genuine and I know she's hurting outside of this relationship.

>>7398353
I will.

>>7398364
>RIP Mango
What!?

>>7398367
I try and accept the flirting. I flirt without realizing it, too, so it's hypocritical. It's the way she's doing it this time that's an issue.

>>7398364
I have suggested that. She refuses because she doesn't want me to be intimate with anyone else. On top of that she refuses to even entertain the thought of me dating anyone if we break it off. Her feeling is that I am her's and her's alone.

>>7398374
Of course every girl admires other girls. But if your thought process goes from "wow, she's pretty, I'd love to have legs like that" to "she should use my thighs as ear muffs", you might be gay.

And you don't have to look a certain way to be gay, that's stereotyping bullshit. I'm totally femme and I'm gayer than rainbow-pooping unicorns.

>>7398311
Oh right. I read that on and off, but I don't care enough to remember who the fuck anyone is so it gets progressively more confusing. I doubt I'll bother watching the anime either way.

>>7398384
Soo...she's a psycho huh.

>>7398384
Well she sounds like a cunt. An honest cunt (with you at least) but a cunt.

>>7398379
Frisbee dog passed away. She was too good for this world.

>she doesn't want me to be intimate with anyone else
But she's allowed to? I'm sorry but your gf sounds like a stupid fucking bitch. I'd end things with her if I were you. You deserve better.

>>7396356
Mfw talking about my gf's "seekrit" present easier. How similar! We must be made for each other. Let's leave our gfs and elope!

(Disclaimer: this offer is only available if you are indeed my gf)

>>7398391
>"she should use my thighs as ear muffs"
I'm still at the "ew sex is gross" stage so I've never really thought this haha. And knowing every girl in my school I've found attractive is straight, the farthest I've ever thought about was being really close friends :(

>>7398407
>>7398384
Oops, forgot to mention ya

>>7398407
Oh, duh. I thought you were talking about the smash player for some reason.

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>>7398420
Well yeah that's the sucky part about being gay, a lot of girls you'll fall for will not be gay themselves.
I was just trying to be funny about the sex stuff, don't worry about it. No reason to rush into any of that.

>>7398397
>>7398401
I guess so. She's honest for the most part, but just is not emotionally available to anyone. The woman she left before me she straight up told her she was using her for sex and cared nothing for her. With me she tells me it's not about the sex at all and that she likes me as a person. One of her closest friends-- who has turned into a close friend of mine over the course of the relationship-- confirms that she does not talk about me the same nonchalant way she did the last. I should care more that there's a bunch of red flags, but I do believe there's a genuine care there? Maybe I'm just fooling myself and just setting myself up for an even worse sense of hurt...

>>7398438
Anon I don't want to tell you what to do since obviously I don't know the whole situation and it's not my place to judge, but an honest cunt is still a cunt.

>>7398450
I guess all I can do is talk to her tonight. She's prone to just ditching and not showing up to events if she feels it's going to be too emotional for her. So if she doesn't show up, I'm just going to say it's over. If she does show up, I'm going to set up a little bit of a guard so that I can push a little away from her emotionally and keep a level head.

>>7398437
t b h I'm not a sexual person at all cause it feels sinful. Idk if I can call myself a real lesbian too if I'm not sexually thirsting over anyone... I just think certain girls are really cute/want to be friends; I've had 2 real crushes in my life, both on girls, but that was when I still thought I was straight. So not really wanting to have sex with girls (or with anyone really) is normal?

>>7398471
I wouldn't say 'normal', but it's not a big deal either, I assume you're still young so maybe the sexual part will come with time - and maybe not, that's fine too.
But you saying it feels 'sinful' seems like it's more of a religious hang-up/expectations thing than proper asexuality?

>>7398488
Yeah I'm 110% sure I'm overthinking it- I'm still a quite introverted virgin and I've never been on date. When the time comes, I'll be fine having sex.

"sinful" cause I'm not promiscuous. I've never flirted with anyone even lmao. So I'm super super inexperienced.

>>7398524
I still get those feelings even though I've been with a fair share of women. It'll pass! There'll be one woman that'll come along and all you'll want to do around her is touch her.

>>7398524
Like I said, absolutely no need to hurry that. Sex is fun but it needn't be a priority for you.
Just to be clear though, there's nothing sinful or slutty about enjoying sex with someone you love and not to sound all lovey-dovey but when you'll find that one special girl you'll just be so smitten you'll hardly be able to keep your hands off each other.

>Izetta or Finé will die next episode, probably sacrificing one for the other
I don't think my heart can take it girls

>>7398562
I don't know, Yoshino seems to like pretending to kill characters more than actually killing them. Unless they died outside the events of the series.

Though I could definitely see a timeskip montage happening at the end, with an older Izetta on her premature deathbed after having used too much of her life force to save everyone from bitchwitch.

[spoiler]>every top rated comment on /r/actuallesbians is something about trans people and how much they their mtf wife now
[/spoiler]

unsubscribing, finally. shame because lesbiansactually seems pretty dead in comparison.

>>7398650
I remeber when i first found it before /lgbt/ existed and thinking 'finally i can talk to people like me online'. But in the end they all prefered to talk about sucking their wifeys feminine penis and sometimes social justice shit with a splattering of poorly made lesbian art.

Rainbow raptors is cringier than it is cool.

>>7398620
I hope you're right. I don't want Izetta to die. I know this isn't even a particularly good anime nor even very yuri but goddammit Izetta is cute. Pls survive.

>>7398650
Reddit. Not even once.

>>7398650
I just checked it out, and all the top posts are the standard cats, rainbows, and dinosaurs. What are you on about?

Is it ok to meet new friends through tinder even though you're monigamous with someone else? I use to not have too many friends and turned to tinder before meeting my gf. I never turned it off and now i'm getting dinner with another girl who seems cool. It feels kind of like a date but i want to be clear i'm taken and just like having new lesbian friends.

Should i have just not done it at all and deactivated tinder when i started dating my gf?

>>7398662
This is what kills me is it wasn't like this years ago. There's a few sane people who post "no" in the threads blatantly asking if a lesbian would suck a dick if it identified as female, but three more posts saying "yes :)"


>>7398680
>I just checked it out
yeah, okay.

>>7398696
Have you discussed this with your gf? I think how she feels about it would be an important factor.

>>7398680
top posts are replies to threads like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/5hxjc3/does_anyone_have_stories_of_realizing_they_were/

top threads is highly upvoted stuff on the front page.

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I did it. After a few months of moping and feeling empty about a qt leaving me, I asked the cute girl who matched me on tinder to meet up at the local coffee shop this Saturday. Now I just have to wait for her reply...

It Feels good to finally move on

>>7398725
that's awesome, i hope it goes well for you

>>7398670
Yeah, her and Finé are fucking adorable. I hope they both make it.

>>7398650
I feel like such a bad person, but I really hate how transbians always have to invade lesbian spaces and make it about them.

Whoops, guess I'm transphobic.

>>7398708
Stop linking your reddit here. None of that filth in the pure lands.

>>7398696
I'd say that's fine but definitely tell your gf about it.

>>7398747
Death to all men. (By men I mean y chromosomes so mtt)

>>7398736
Thank you so much, I'll be sure to make a post about how our date went this weekend <3 ( if she doesn't flake on me that is haha)

>>7398747
yeah it's made me hate them, especially when i know they have huge, thriving online communities of their own.

>>7398747
literally why i'm getting sick of that sub. it's being overrun by trannies

make a cis actual lesbians

amirite

>>7398326
Block her texts and shit. You need to realize she admitted to you she likes another girl and wants her, and never planned to tell her about you. That's not dating! That's just emotionally draining and more drama then you want.
Tell her to fuck off and keep your distance. This girl WILL continue to keep hurting you emotionally anon. All those red flags are already there. Leave her. SERIOUSLY LEAVE THAT CUNT!! Who the fuck blocks you from leaving to then proceed to rub salt in your wounds that she "Loves you" that's not love, that's just fucked up.

>>7395945
Oh shit, I missed the last few threads. What's the details on this?

Ladies, what's the lesbian scene like in your towns?

I'm curious, because I'm from a small town and it seems like there's only bisexuals with boyfriends here. I want a new girlfriend, but the dating pool is so small.

>>7398326
Manipulative. Ya gotta put your foot down and give her the business.

>>7398144
<3<3 oh anon my saviour~~~
>>7398213
>>7398140
>pain meds during my period
I ain't no lil bitch ;--;

It's gonna be okay
I just have to make it to tomorrow morning
Then I can go to the ER ;-;

want a gf reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>7398957
Same

>>7398867
small town as well, there's literally nothing. i don't even have a gay support group i can go scope out

>>7398867
Saaaame. And none of them are willing to commit to a gf.

Thankfully I'm going to Denver for break, but then I'll have to come back here.

>>7398957
me too. i'm honestly considering online long distance because i live on a rural USA farm. farmersonly does seem to have a lesbian option, though, now that i've looked.

>>7397426
Is it me, anon

>>7398957
Me too, fampai. Only people who've shown me any sort of interest lately are my guy friend and ex-gf. w2die t b h.

>>7399090
That is so hilarious please go for it. If you don't find a Big Bertha with the plaid shirt and sleeves cut off I will be very surprised.

>>7398776
>they have huge thriving communities of their own
Do they? Like... some tumblr blogs? Not trying to be snarky, seriously don't know.
There was a "Drop The T" movement to make LGBT just LGB with the argument being that orientation and gender were two totally different things and we have very separate issues, like no LGB person needs access to certain drugs because they're LGB. The trans community was against the separation less so because we all have things in common but moreso because they don't have as much of a voice and need LGB people to pad out their numbers. For example they wouldn't be able to sustain transgender centers on their own, so they need centers to be LGBT. I think the desire to have online communities is a bit of the same- wanting a broader population with a louder voice built in to your space. If you had /r/actualtranslesbians, it would not be a big thriving community.

I personally stay off r/actuallesbians because it is a bit too domestic in a boring way ("me and my gf got a dog!" "look at this dinosaur sticker omg I know one of you did this!" "I knit a sweater with a rainbow on it!") and also I didn't feel like I fit in with lesbians who are like "yeah I'd suck a dick :))) I'd suck a thousand dicks no problem :))))"

>>7398867
Nonexistent. I live in a small town too in a county where there 90% of the population are old people enjoying their retirement and holiday makers. The nearest city to me with an actual gay scene is abut 3 hours away
I never went to uni either so there's no way of meeting girls that way
feelsbadman

>>7395409
i need your help guys, i'm seeing this girl who i thought i was really into at first now i'm unsure, but she's super sweet and caring and really likes me and i don't know what to do. i don't want to lose her from my life but i don't want to lead her on up until the point she's in love with me and i hurt her.

i've never gotten involved with a girl then had doubts

>>7399144
>big bertha

what am i supposed to do with that? lock her up with the cows?

>>7399174
Or you could allow her to mount you. Whatever you fine country folk are into these days.

>>7399174
Milk her like a cow ;)

>>7399099
Who are you?

You ever read about people talking about anons from lesgen they like, and wonder if anyone's talking about you?

>>7399203
All the time. But I ended up dating some. Fuck the critics that say my plan was to make my own lesgen harem. My original intentions were pure.

>>7399169
How long have you been seeing her? Those might just be nerves about being newly in a relationship, I get that sometimes. I think you should try to relax and see how things go for another date or two. If you still are having doubts and don't feel the connection, then be honest and tell her. Yeah, it might hurt her a little, but that's better than dragging on something that wouldn't have worked out. Do whatever you think will make you the happiest in the long term.

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>>7396176
I'm here
>almost had a drunk qt kiss me but spilled spaghetti

>>7399159
Even if the T was dropped in the way they're describing, all the transbians would still be L or B. So I guess it doesn't matter that much in the end.

>>7396221

At least you're brave enough to go. i can't get anyone to go the lesbian bar in the area (phoenix) and i'm afraid to sit alone.

>>7399189
No you first

>>7396221
it's harder to run a lesbian bar so i guarantee they just like the extra sales. honestly you can't even set up a lesbian support group without a nasty tranny showing up hoping to get attention and make it about them.

>>7399239
What a good bird. Makes me want to do the uwu face.

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I want to go to a bar and be Flirty and Fun and Sexy for a change but but a) none of my friends right now are girls which means that b) I must either go to a regular bar or show up to a gay bar with a boy in which case no girls would talk to me, and c) I'm temporarily on medication that I'm not allowed to drink while taking and my inhibitions are too high to dance totally sober or be flirty and fun.

I've been feeling so invisible lately, I just want to have flirty fun like a normal young adult and get attention from the right type of people (i.e. women).

>After all these years of frustrations finally got diagnosed with vaginismus

Fuck my entire life

>>7399343
Maybe try a dating app instead? It may not be as sexy and fun, and you'll have to wait a few days for girls to start liking your profile back, but you can get with a lot of qts that way, and you won't be pressured to drink either. I'm not sure of any places irl where you can meet a lot of girls like you're talking about in your post, unfortunately.

>>7399371
>vaginismus
>look this up

lmao, they had to come up with a NAMED DISORDER for not being able to take some mans nasty full-size peen?

>>7399265
Why?

Does hanging out on these threads make anyone else more miserable instead of less? In the beginning the novelty of knowing that there actually were lesbians out there who I had stuff in common with was nice, but now it just makes me feel lonelier in real life.

>>7399371
Well hey, congrats on getting a diagnosis. Now you know there is name for your experience, that you're not alone, and that it's not your fault. And, as it says in this kinda corny but optimistic comic (http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/vaginismus/) that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the rest of your body. <3

>>7399437
Because I'm totally in love with an anon who I've never even met too

>>7399445
applies to this site in general

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When's the NYC meet up, lesfam?

>>7399455
Weirdly it's never bothered me with any other board, I hung out on /u/ for years before I ever ventured outwards.

>>7399453
I don't think you're the one. Post a pic you sometimes post here, it can be reaction or whatever. That way I know, and if you're I will reveal myself.

>>7399475
they probably talk about their own pathetic neet lives less on /u/ and more just fandom crap

>>7399445
I'm pretty happy just to know there are other lesbians that share my interests. I'm kind of terrible at socializing anyways, so a place where I can just sit back and read posts if I want is great.

>>7399400
Thank you for the advice anon! I wanted to have a night out on the town (not typically my thing at all) because I would really like something that's quick, no obligations, and just a shot of adrenaline. Put on some makeup and a tight dress, go dance and sing to Top 40 trash- I am normally a pretty reserved person who likes kind of long loose boho dresses so I guess I just wanted to do something out of character and let loose after this tough semester. Matching and talking to someone online is a slow process and also wouldn't present a break from the "regular me" or whatever, you know? Maybe I'll just a tub of ice cream to destress instead. :P

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>>7399462
No, come to Florida. NYC's too damn cold and far away.

>>7399512
lived at yidsney world for a while, your state is shit except the qt lizards

>>7399483
By and large true.

>>7399495
I used to be, I dunno what changed. Wish I could go back.

>>7399445

sort of. it's impossible to make a real connection with an anonymous person, and 4chan generally attracts people who cannot make connections in real life, so they like this anonymous hivemind 4chan has.

maybe i'll try to apply to the discord later. is it active or sort of dead?

>>7399462
jesus christ that dog

>>7399462
Maybe some evening between Christmas and New Years? 26th-30th?

Anons in and around NYC, what works for you?

Any califag anons on here?

>>7399556
>4chan generally attracts people who cannot make connections in real life
S-stop don't call me out like this ;_;

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>>7399531
>lived at yidsney world for a while
Yeah, that's why I'm here right now.
>your state is shit except the qt lizards
It is pretty shit. I also get to see cute princesses though, so almost redeems it, right?

>>7399588
Oh my god, DCP? What do you do there?

>>7399541
>I used to be, I dunno what changed. Wish I could go back.
I do go through periods of loneliness, but they're usually pretty brief.

>>7399556
I can make connections, I'm just shit at maintaining them.

>>7399509
You're welcome! I totally get the w'anting to have a crazy night' kind of urge, go for it! Maybe one of your friends could set up a party? Even if you don't have any female friends, your guy friends might know some qt girls for you to get suave and crazy with! If none of that works out, then I'd say to go to a gay/lesbian bar and live out a wild night. If you decide to go with a friend make it obvious you're into girls(flannel, snap back or whatever)- and who knows, maybe you'll make some female friends there as well?

>>7397700
Analyzed it already pretty much, great patch for competitive play. Horrible for casuals.

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>>7399596
Yup, have you done it? I'm merch currently. I did audience control my first program, so I really miss seeing Festival of Fantasy everyday. I'm hoping to get into character attending after I'm done.

>>7399556
I'm not too bad at connecting with people in real life, but by dint of my hobbies, it's mostly straight dudes and their cool girlfriends, if I'm lucky. These threads remind me that there are girls out there I click with, they're just not where I am. I'm not even planning on staying here indefinitely, but September seems like such a long fucking way away.

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>>7399285
What a good girl. Makes me want to get you to do the pic related face.

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want to join the discord but scared it might just full of normies... is it? does anyone actually play games in it? or does everyone just talk about their gfs and normie stuff

>>7399653
What happens in September?

>>7399625
You are so nice, thank you again! Screenshot'd for motivation. I think I might end up going to the lesbian night at my local gay bar alone- nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? Plus it's close to my house so even the night is a total bust and I don't manage to have fun, no big deal cause I can be in my PJs watching Netflix in ten minutes.

HOWEVER if any NYC anons want to go to a gay bar with me so that I have a friend with me and we can talk to each other and even wing woman for each other, hit me up.

>>7399683
Can't tell if cum or tears or something else. As long as it's not the first, you are welcome to try.

>>7399652
Yeah I have, SA 2016. I worked at the Poly, it was kind of ass t b h. I really wanted merch, but I didn't get it. Do you like it?

Fucking kikes gave me a 5-person apartment too, so I had to share it with my gf and 3 random normies. Still fun though, I miss it a lot sometimes, especially some of the people. Never thought I'd see one of you on here lol.

>>7399683
I really think this would have been better without the outline of the upper right molars.

>>7399578
Yes, what town?

>>7399718
School year! All going well I should be starting college again.

Is 5' nothing too short to deserve love?

>>7399750
Oh shit, we just missed each other then. I came down here in May. Yeah, they put me in a random 3 person apt, but one roommate was a bitch from bumblefuck nowhere and pretty much stated that she didn't feel comfortable around gay people. So she was in the completely wrong company since everyone's gay here, and she ended up self terming.

And I do really like merch. I work over at Studios and my location is really chill. I just don't want to do merchandise forever, you know?

>>7399724
Do it! A lesbian night at a gay bar sounds perfect for what you're looking for, the closeness of it to your house is a bonus! I think you'll be fine going in alone, there's sure to be plenty of qts there for you to hang out with if you ever start to feel unsafe!

If I lived in NYC I'd totally go with you, but I'm in the rual south, so I hope you have good luck in finding a wing woman/qt and have a great night <3

>>7399783
Bay area, you?

>>7399798
>no tiny gf to smoosh into my tits
I'm only 5'5 but I love short girls.

>>7399798
My former roommate was 5 foot flat and she was the cutest fucking thing ever. Too bad she was straight and had a bf and I had a gf.

>>7399805
Santa Barbara, unfortunately.

>>7399785
Neat! You're a better woman than me, I've been putting off going back to school for years.

>>7399802
Ily sweet supportive anon, I hope you have an amazing week and you find lots of cause to smile. <3 You took me straight from "boohoo how do I have fun" to "I have weekend plans", lol. Appreciate ya.

>>7399798
Every height is a good height.

>>7399863
Thanks anon. I'm not happy where I am or with what I'm doing, so it seems like the best thing to do. I'll even be nearer most my close friends. And hopefully not being stuck in a tiny town with about one other lesbian my age I might not end up forever alone.

>>7399925
That definitely sounds like something to look forward to, I wish you the best anon.

>>7399705
i'm fine with normies but is the discord active at least?

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In your suave daydreams, what do you have the courage to walk up and say to girls?

My best fantasy pick up line is probably "do you think I'm cute in a gay way cause I think you're cute in a gay way."
I can't believe I'm single either.

>>7399849
That's not too far. I was thinking of going to uni there, but they probably wouldn't take me anyway.

>>7399938
Thank you. I actually feel a lot less shit now than I have in days.

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Anyone /erp/ here?

I don't actually like doing it and lewd texting does nothing for me but

>tfw 3 girls I have talked to online have suddenly gotten lewd with me
>they are nice to me and have proven to be girls
>am really autistic so I don't know how to say no
>because they are nice I guess I can play pretend and be a good friend and help them with their fap
>been told I'm good at it
>kind of really cringey but whatever, it does kind of turn me on a bit I guess
>tfw still a virgin though

>>7399992
Then use those talkin' skills to slay some pus irl

>>7399992
Sorry, I don't erp but that is one hella cute hameru(?)hog.

>>7400006
I wiiiish, but I don't know any irl lesbians

>>7400029
Get to know them, or turn some girls with those skills.

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Do you like playing with long hair?

>>7399992
Literally how to spot a transbian: the post.

>>7400044
love it, it causes me physical pain to see a cute lesbian with the typical boy buzzcut.

my hair is almost to my midback

>>7400044
Chin-length hair is best hair. Long is pretty boring to me unless it's super curly.

>>7400072
>my hair is almost to my midback
Mine is too! The girl's hair in the pic I chose looks almost exactly like my own, I do a double take every time I scroll past this photo and realize it's not my own red hair.
Do you sleep with your hair loose or in braids?

>>7400049
Hm, no, but these girls are lonely "bi" girls so that probably has something to do with it

>>7400181
>homu
>erp
>not a tranny
There is no need to pretend.

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What are teenage boys into these days? I could get my nephew something video-game related but I did that already.

>>7400192
Maybe super heroes? Deadpool is probably a solid bet. Or a build-your-own-robot kit, like something gadget-y.

>>7400072
My hair used to be that long, but it didn't suit me and I only ever had it in a ponytail. I keep it between boy short and chin length these days depending on how willing I am to get it cut often.

>>7400181
Maybe introduce them to eachother?

>>7400192
My little brother can play CoD all day every day.

>>7400192
pokemon?

>>7400269
>>7400253
>>7400229
Thanks for the advice. He doesn't express interests in super heroes. He especially dislikes star wars for some reason. Last I checked he was playing Overwatch (because I talked about it) and he never cared for pokemon or pokemon go. I'll probably just get him some socks that say some snarky shit on it. That little asshole loves clothes and books.

>>7400289
>especially dislikes star wars for some reason
what a rotter

>>7400289
is he a pc gamer? they have these giant long overwatch mousepads. gamers loooove them even though they are ugly imo

>>7400388
If you're getting him a mousepad give him a titty mousepad, he will like it better than a shitty gayme mousepad.

>>7400289
Since he seems to like Overwatch and depending on your budget, get him a Steelseries Rival 300 or a Zowie EC2-A. Unless he has no clue at all he'll love them.

>>7400394
i thought teenage boys were too obsessed with ""image"" to enjoy something like a comfy tiddie mousepad?

>>7400420
He will like it in secret.

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Anyone want to play comfy Overwatch?

>>7400450
No, fuck off.

>>7400484
Mean

>>7400450
Sure if you lend me an account.

>>7400450
btag?

>>7400532
rip
>>7400580
himecut#1115

>>7400388
>>7400411
He only plays on xbone even tho his dad's business is computers. My sister says it's because she doesn't want him looking at p0rn.

>>7400313
I actually never asked why he disliked it. He typically asks me what I think about something before really committing to liking it.

>>7400192
Get him yuri manga. I recommend maka maka

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>Trying to coax possibly gf into banging when she comes over Friday

Hope it works, I haven't had sex in four years and I'd definitely like to know what it feels like again.

>>7400815
Maka maka is not a good 'yuri' manga it'sonly a good manga.

>>7400450
Which server do you play on ?

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What do you gift to an ex soviet 86 year old woman hating grandma ? HALHP

>>7400917
Hammer and sickle.

>>7399800
I was still there in May actually, but I didn't browse this thread much then.

Your hillbilly roommate sounds like a right bitch though, like you said, everyone's gay, so what the hell did she expect? My rando roommates were actually pretty chill, but then one moved out and they replaced her with this absolute fucking cuntbag subhuman garbage.

>I just don't want to do merchandise forever, you know?
Yeah I feel you on that. A lot of alumni seem to shoot for character attendant, it seems like a pretty sweet gig. You ever thought about auditioning for character performer? I kind of wanted to myself, I'm the right height for Pluto and some others, but too chicken shit.

>>7400907
mostly NA, but can switch to EU anytime if you want

>>7400917
Something she collects? Don't grandmas always have a collection of something?

>>7400852
d/a, but there isn't actually a universally agreed-upon definition for yuri. The staff that worked on that recent "intro to the world of yuri" book apparently went around asking a bunch of people what they thought, and everyone seemed to have a different idea of where the exact boundaries lay. Which aligns pretty well with what I've observed. So Maka Maka is a yuri manga by a looser definition, since it focuses on a "special relationship" between women.

>>7400917
Mosin Nagant

>>7400450
btag? mostly on EU but can switch to NA