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christmas at the /mtfg/ mansion edition
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• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
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• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
hugg gelgel
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
old thread >>7390161
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First for I still can't sleep
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thank you to everyone that was nice to me earlier
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sheen has best holiday pix
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>>7391279
I have been collecting for a while!
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I want to cuddle olive and sing her greek songs from the war to get her to sleep!
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I was doing well at posting here less until you all bitched and made my put my trip back on.
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>>7391251
>Tfw shaking presents to figure out what they are
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>>7391278
FUCK you
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>>7391278
stop posting pictures of me
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>>7391289
don't forget
you're here forever
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>>7391251
i figured out to convert video from my phone into a webm.
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Just bought a lottery ticket so I can win 30 million and get all the surgery I need to be a 6ft qt transgirl.
It's my only shot at transitioning, I better win.....
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>>7391291
waking up at 4am to sneak out to see what santa has brought you and then sneaking back to bed :3
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>Put all my hair up into a hat
>I look like a gay boy on the verge of gay death
I've fucked myself.
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>>7391286
Aw geez
>>7391285
Sheen
Hang out with me sometime
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>>7391304
are you lanky af?
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>>7391297
wake up
shitpost
sleep
shitpost
>>7391304
>6ft
>Cute
AHAHAH
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>>7391304
I did the same thing
I will give you some moneys if I win
>>7391307
okie
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>>7391297
Nope, I'm only here because I have nothing else to do, once I get some new PS4 games in January I'm gone.
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>>7391310
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>>7391309
Not him but am a tall lanky pale loser.
Shoot me with that arrow please.
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read a book
right now
do it
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>>7391307
i'd go to mall w sheen b/c sheen passes
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>>7391317
tall and lanky is good for passing; better than tall and built like a truck
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>>7391313
I'll be in Brisbane liike Aprilish I think next year? My brother's getting married. You can come join the bridal party and share our free booze
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>>7391321
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>>7391316
NOT ENOUGH SHITPOSTING HOURS
>>7391319
read more 4chan posts
do it now
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>>7391309
Not really, I am kind of a weird 6ft, my proportions are pretty good and I have small feet and hands so I got that going for me.
still tho...
>6ft
don't worry, I am going to go to the best doctors.
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how do I get a career in journalism mtfg
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>>7391329
Talk to your girlfriend
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>>7391321
she said what we're all thinking
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>>7391335
trip on kayla
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>>7391332
Dont do it this will be you
https://youtu.be/mb7zN_b3GZA
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>>7391332
You're a tranny. Pick a shitty progressive rag and apply.
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>>7391332
Go to some posh university, acquire connections, it's all about connections, it's not a career for autists like yourself.
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>>7391320
not irl
>>7391327
I couldn't do that, I'd feel awkward .___.
also I don't really like alcohol
but I would meet up and stuff and make things awkward because I am a sperg and also probably make you feel uncomfortable as I baww about how much of a giant I am compared to you
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>>7391339
They succeeded in bullying Sam off the air. :(
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>>7391321
>tfw shitty people are shitty
no surprises here
>>7391330
kinda in a similar situation. 5'11", but proportions are ok. Fingers are a little long I guess, but I don't have big palms.
>>7391329
8 hours of sleep is too much of an interruption on my shitposting.
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>>7391310
>>6ft
>>Cute
>AHAHAH
pls don't make me cry
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>being taller than 5'9
keke
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>>7391341
shakira if i came to london this spring and manage to meet up with oryx and nico and other london trips would you come?
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>>7391316
>>7391329
>>7391346
I majored in shitposting about christmas at the university of australian shitposting studies
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>tfw only one (you) in an entire hour
I think there's one time zone somewhere in America that filters me the most. This happens every day.
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>being taller than 3'7"
keke
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You can't trigger me with height. My sister is a fucking giant and she pulls plenty of dick.
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>>7391357
Sorry nim
hugg
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:(
mean
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where is a good place to post my pictures and video? reddit?
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>>7391353
I hear they have really good shitposting there. Are you planning on going into research or academia, or are you just going try to get some desk shitposting job?
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>>7391352
What's your problem with me Sertii? I don't remember ever saying much to you.
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>>7391354
have one on the house
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>>7391360
hugg
;-;
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>>7391359
Your sisters is also a real girl.
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>>7391362
I was just memeing reee
5'9 isn't even tall for a female here
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>>7391278
You're welcome, also I love that pic
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>>7391366
I dont have much of a problem with you, thats why im asking if you'd come
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>>7391369
im cuter tho
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>>7391362
>tfw 6'2
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Why's trashy such a bitch today?
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>>7391371
I know lol
I was gonna make a "cut you down to size" joke but then I realised it didn't make sense but I still said it anyway for some reason so
Sorry
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>>7391378
because she wants to play the edgy villain card for attention (like most bitchy trips here kek)
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>>7391373
Didn't you want to take a break from 4chan?
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>>7391373
Why are you being obtuse? Rather than shit up the board with assholery why not just be an adult and filter me?
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>>7391378
GOING BACK TO THE ROOTS
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tag urslfe
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>shakira stirring up trouble
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>>7391387
You're paranoid. You think she wants to bully you IRL or something?
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>tfw 6'1
MEANIES r mean
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>>7391393
26.87
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>>7391376
Not that much taller than 5'11" desu
You're basically perfect model height
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>>7391403
hugg
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>>7391396
Oh that's good, but how?
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>>7391393
whats the trick here
aren't these supposed to be impossible
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>>7391403
There, there, it's probably not that noticeable.
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>>7391395
>>7391401
>I ignored everyone who doesn't like me here the whole day
>Sertii keeps on making jokes about Oryx stalking me
>I'm stirring up trouble/paranoid/satanic/whatever
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>>7391412
I talked to grace
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>>7391393
why dont you go full time
the worlds tallest model is a tranny and you are cuter than her
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>>7391402
Well we all have MALE SKULL but like
C'mon
Give yourself a break
We can get dumb cocktails that don't taste like alcohol and make fun of peolle uglier than us
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>>7391415
weait this isn't impiossible?
>>7391422
Posting underage gifs of me when I'm 20 lmao nigga
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>>7391428
there's nobody uglier than me but I don't want to make fun of ppl .__.
but the cocktails thing sounds good
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meme posting ?
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>>7391417
You seem to be rapidly spiraling to alex-levels of insane.
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>>7391409
t-thanks ;m;
hugg back
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>>7391433
You haven't seen me and I'm even taller than you
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i remember talking to trashy in 2013 and i didn't like her
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>>7391418
She is really good at helping cheer people up ^^
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>>7391433
Cocktails it is. I'm still probably gonna make fun of people, you don't have to join in if you don't want.
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>>7391432
why was ur original trip trashman teller instead of trashman penn
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>>7391445
I don't like her now. Trying too hard to be cool by being abrasive. So edgy. So cool. Much popular.
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>>7391432
I couldnt find the one of you eating tendies in your trump hat
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>>7391446
she's the best desu :)
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>>7391393
What mathematical equation will get my roots blonde?
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>>7391451
because its a shitpost
>>7391454
I don't have one of those idunt think
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>>7391457
The one where you dye at the end
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i miss trashy when she was 16
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>>7391434
left is cis
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>Pick on someone
>Get called out on it
>Use that as an excuse to continue picking on them by claiming they're paranoid
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>>7391459
excuse me, but didn't you go to bed hours ago
i'm going rescind my goodnight
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Trashy why are you mean
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>>7391458
trashy how do you feel about the "hugg" meme and the poster "lauren"
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Did you know that in the south maps have the south up. It makes strategy guides hard to follow
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>>7391458
you do though
I had to find it on the archive
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trans is illegal in mi county
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>>7391467
sounds like what happened to me
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>>7391460
little gubment slave now a proud neet xd
>>7391473
when u have no peanut oil, fresh chicken or a will to live
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>>7391470
see, even you cannot deny kayla has made progress
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mommy where are you
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>>7391452
She's a porridgewog. From Glasgow no less.
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>>7391434
kayla just looks like an older gal
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That's one smug cat-trap.
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>>7391486
Just leave her alone, Are you salty that she dislikes the alt-right?
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>>7391488
no porriage just sweets
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>>7391501
opinion on these boobs
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>>7391447
y-you wont make fun of me will you?
I'm a hon and I don't want to be ditched or anything because it would make me feel bad
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>>7391486
>I still can't sleep and it's really upsetting
what's keeping you awake? is it bullies?
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>>7391507
sheen hi
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>tfw you take the sickest shit ever
I'm not sure I'm a girl after all.
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>>7391501
Och aye. A laddie cannae become a lassie.
It jist isna right! What'l tha weans think?
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>>7391510
ohayo lauren-chan
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what size bewbs are agp?
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When people think you're a girl
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im a cute lil' trans girl who loves cuddles uwu
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>>7391495
Noo lol I'm totally wrong sodium hypochlorite, NaClO. Grade D- for me.
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>>7391529
shakira how was your day
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>>7391529
>sodium
reeee
It's natrium you barbaric English speakers
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tfw not a mommy
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>>7391552
mommy
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the ramen place by me is run by chinese people whats with that
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>>7391558
you don't pass hon
you'll always be a piece of tall grass
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what winter boots should I get? I want something cute but that goes up to 9.5 UK
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How to I find boys?
How do I make them my bf??
Pls this isn't a meme question, I'm reaching critical levels of desperation for a bf ;_;
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>>7391566
lmao footlet
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>>7391565
lmao at least I'm not tall ;^)
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>>7391567
u want girls not boys
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>>7391561
chinese cultural aggression against nippon, it's nothing new
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>>7391567
>How to I find boys?
Look in the mens restroom
>How do I make them my bf??
tell me when you figured that out
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>>7391575
i was making a joke about the tumbleweed ;-;
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>>7391561
History
The origin of ramen is unclear. Some sources say it is of Chinese origin.[7][8][9] Other sources say it was invented in Japan in the early 20th century.[10][11][12]
The name ramen is the Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese lamian (拉麵).[13] Until the 1950s, ramen was called shina soba (支那そば, literally "Chinese soba") but today chūka soba (中華そば, also meaning "Chinese soba") or just Ramen (ラーメン) are more common, as the word "支那" (shina, meaning "China") has acquired a pejorative connotation.[4]
By 1900, restaurants serving Chinese cuisine from Canton and Shanghai offered a simple ramen dish of noodles (cut rather than hand-pulled), a few toppings, and a broth flavored with salt and pork bones. Many Chinese living in Japan also pulled portable food stalls, selling ramen and gyōza dumplings to workers. By the mid-1900s, these stalls used a type of a musical horn called a charumera (チャルメラ, from the Portuguese charamela) to advertise their presence, a practice some vendors still retain via a loudspeaker and a looped recording. By the early Shōwa period, ramen had become a popular dish when eating out.
According to ramen expert Hiroshi Osaki, the first specialized ramen shop opened in Yokohama in 1910.[9]
After World War II, cheap flour imported from the United States swept the Japanese market. At the same time, millions of Japanese troops had returned from China and continental East Asia from their posts in the Second Sino-Japanese War. Many of these returnees had become familiar with Chinese cuisine and subsequently set up Chinese restaurants across Japan. Eating ramen, while popular, was still a special occasion that required going out.
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>>7391565
>tfw i realized my feet will always clock me and i cant do anything about it
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>>7391583
ive got hobbit feet :(
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>>7391580
I know Nimmie
I was just memeing back @ u
I'm sorry if it made u sad
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>>7391579
try sucking their dick
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Roast me.
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>>7391586
We have the same size i think
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>>7391588
no it's okay
i didnt wanna make you sad ^^ <3
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>>7391595
I was already sad :^)
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i think my hair turned out nice but self-confidence always feels fake
>>7391583
you're fine
i doubt people are observant enough for that to matter
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>>7391592
size 12-13 men's us
pretty fucked desu
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Should you take cypro before or after eating and in the morning or evening?
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>>7391596
no don't be
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the ramen is pretty good thought
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>>7391603
But I am
I'm always sad
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>>7391604
my feminine penis cum in your ramen will make it taste better.
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>>7391614
i think it needs some salt
go ahead
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>>7391622
And I don't want you to
Nothing we can do though
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>>7391599
>tfw size 8 1/2-9 mens.
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nim is a winner
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>>7391622
Im praying to the tranny gods every night
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>when you're thirsty but dont wanna get up for water
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>tfw no ketameme
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>tfw you realize ive been on hrt for 18 months and i still cant pass
#boymode_forever
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>>7391599
>size 12-13 men's us
iktf
There is a store where I live that does entirely custom shoes and boots and they can imitate other designs so I'm hoping this will be my salvation. They have some nice looking ankle and riding boots you can customize so I'm kind of excited for that.
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>>7391640
sometimes its hard to get up but if you get water youll feel better and be glad you did
i believe in you grace
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>>7391640
me this entire day ;-;
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Is it true that finnish people are shy and quiet?
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someone in passgen insists I pass in this photo
like what
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>>7391652
>crocs
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>>7391645
my nose is crusty
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>>7391652
>crocs
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crocs
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>>7391656
My nose is still in recovery from surgery but that doesn't matter
Once my ket comes in I'll get some nice bloody snot after 2 days though
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>>7391663
can i taste
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11854911
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So who here has a cummy mummy?
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>>7391655
The only fem thing about me is my long hair
If i cut it id be 100% boy instead of 85%
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>>7391652
>crocs
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Anyone here near Huntington, WV?
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>>7391652
You kinda do, maybe better if your head weren't tilted.
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>>7391561
People are dumb and can't tell the difference between the types of asians so chinese people often run japanese restaurants.
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is my fiancée here right now
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>>7391590
Your head looks like a basketball
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>>7391683
hi honey
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>>7391683
am i your fiancee?
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>>7391661
it's very moreish
I've only ever done MXE before, this is something else completely
doesn't last long though
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>>7391669
You have a girl body and face
You need to stop wearing baggy boy jeans and do girlvoice
Also hf with bf
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>>7391680
ramen is chinese
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>>7391669
The most masculine you can get is looking like a faggot, hanna.
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Why do so many people here talk about their penises?
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>>7391698
>I've got a face like a whomp block
LMAO
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>>7391691
Yeah doesn't last long
I always just do like 4 times in an evening that works well enough
Never tried MXE, am curious though.
>>
>>7391680
Here, it's the Vietnamese. They run either "Chinese" and "Japanese" restaurants. Which is sad because Vietnamese food is better than both of those.
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>>7391700
we all have penis envy obv
>>
>>7391698
why do you suck so much i feel bad
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>>7391700
Because we're all actually AGP.
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>>7391700
i've got a pretty unremarkable gt
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>>7391693
>hf with bf
Oh i will
>>7391697
Well i am a fag soooo
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>>7391707
wanna licc
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>tfw chatting up black trannies on r/transpassing
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>>7391705
ugly anglo genetics
and brain damage, I didn't breathe for 6-7 mins after I was born so it fucked up my development including physically
>>
>>7391702
it's a more mellow buzz, and lasts a lot longer
it's so head foggy, you could almost pass as sober
I had some pre-ban, now it's expensive as hell
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>>7391717
>just chaser things
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>>7391717
are you a blak panther
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>>7391719
Hmm that's a shame
I don't have much money to spend.
Longer lasting is always nice though
Aren't the dosages low as fug too compared to ket?
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>>7391717
If I didn't have a bf already I'd racemix.
Is it still racemixxing if you can't have kids?
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>>7391718
You're exceptionally ugly
>>
i like pretending to be retarded on mtfg all day its fun
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>>7391717
ask if they like lofthouse sugar cookies
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>>7391698
BDD
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>>7391722
I'm a white cougar.
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>>7391730
You actually are though
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>>7391734
i thought you were french
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>when there's an actress with short hair
it can be done in theory
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>>7391736
my mom says im smrt
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>>7391734
You should be gassed
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>>7391737
What makes you think I'm not?
>>
Which trips have the deepest lore?
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>>7391725
yeah, if I remember right
also the bioavailability was more or less the same whatever roi you chose
I used to just get a knife's tip and dip it into my drink
that would last me all night
>>
nemo is kind of an asshole in this movie
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>>7391744
the one that fucked sam hyde
>>
ramen in tomato miso broth with vegetables and tofu
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>>7391748
how many people do you think edies fucked
>>
>>7391746
>a knife's tip
I never know how much that is
Anyway I'll probably try it sooner or later
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>watch chinese film
>everyone looks alike
Come on
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>>7391664
>>7391664
>>7391664
Is that Maeve?
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tfw you massage your chest until it's red
>>
>>7391767
its young annie clark
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>>7391776
nim do you want someone to help you with your massage
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>>7391767
Yeah that's my girlfriend Maeve
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>tfw pleb has a bf now
i guess i can't read her posts anymore
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>>7391777
Ah good I was kinda afraid Maeve got infected by sjw's
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>>7391767
obviously
>>
>>7391767
My platonic gf is the cutest
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>>7391781
that's so nice that someone would help me with my breast growth!
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>get to work
>usually everyone is here before me
>only person here
Been here for 45 minutes and nobody's shown up... I'm worried
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I kinda want to dye my hair
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>>7391783
Well congratz for the gf
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>>7391767
rood
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She IM'ed me, gave me her facebook, I'm getting laid tonight brahs.
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>>7391797
dye it pink or purple ok
>>
i wish i had pretty hair like maeve
>>
>>7391785
Every time a trip here gets a bf it really upsets me because it feels like I've lost a potential gf
>>
I'm here to bully girls and chew bubble gum
and I'm all out of bubble gum
>>
>>7391803
>go to bed
>pulls off mask
>it was me oryx the whole time!
>>
the snow is so pretty!
>>
>>7391811
go buy some more
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>>7391816
its just cold
>>
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>>7391820
>>7391816
nu-uh
>>
>>7391811
do you want some more gum
>>
>>7391816
Ours turned into brown and black slush within hours of it falling :(
>>
>>7391798
Thanks I love her very much, she's my everything
>>
>>7391811
bully me
>>
>>
>>7391823
y..yes ^_^
>>
>>7391822
Pretty *-*
>>
>3 months on hrt
>getting on a bus
>driver calls me "darling" as I get on
>doesn't even notice or care that I accidentally use my boymode voice to reply
>calls me "madam" as I get off the bus
What does this mean? Was he just being nice to me? Did I pass?
I wasn't wearing makeup and I had a long unisex coat on so he couldn't see if I wore girls or boys clothes.
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>>7391827
If that's so why didn't you talk her out of the 'im a so oppressed sjw' haircolour
>>
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I love snow and I'm glad its been snowing this weekend
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>>7391640
Grace looks like a well hydrated person, i hate her for her easy access to water, im ao jealous thinking about it makes me physically nauseous. If i found out that she was killed in a bath it would actually make my life substantially better knowing someone who gers to drink water with no effort is no longer alive to make me feel so dehydrated about myself.
>>
>>7391830
You forgot your trip. ;)
Also, the cougar thing is a joke. I always fall for older women. Unfortunately, it's usually the young ones that fall in love with me.
>>
>>7391840
grace there's no snow here can I borrow some of yours
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>>7391828
I'm going to take your popcorn
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>>7391847
bully me
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>>7391839
She's a grown woman she is allowed to make her own decisions
Also I like her new hair
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>>7391847
bigger people than you have tried
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>>7391828
*bullies nim like a monkey*
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>>7391816
>it will never snow
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>>7391840
That looks really comfy.
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i want to cuddle for warmth while it snows uwu
>>
>>7391856
*pats rapidly*
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>>7391862
omg you recognized me <3
>>
>>7391856
L I T
I
T
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>tfw lonely
>>
>>7391843
I can't begin to tell you how many cougars I went out with. As long as it's honest love, I don't see the issue.
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>>7391864
ur my buddy of course i did
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>>7391854
pls, I'm a stone cold killer
>>7391849
you look like a girl what a fag, I bet you want to be one don't you
>>
Have a good and comfy night, mtfg!
Im going to bed and fantasize about not being alone
>>
>>7391871
"my buddy____"
>>
>>7391876
Night sertii
See you in a few days :3
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>>7391835
your boymode voice probably sounds like a feminine fag so he assumed you were a girl
>>
>writing parents' and sister's christmas cards
>writing deadname feels unnatural
>writing girlname would be kind of a dick move given this'd be the first they've known of it and would be making the day about me etc. + my dad said "when you change your name that's when we'll know we've really lost you" so it'll probably cause all sorts of shouting etc.
idk what to do
>>7391732
>>7391729
WHICH IS IT??
>>
>>7391853
>She's a grown woman
but she's 16
that's only a "grown woman" in muslim countries and pre-industrial societies
>>
im a grown woman
>>
>>7391870
You know I wouldn't date or have sex with someone I'm not in love with. It's just not like me. No comment on how easily I fall in love, please. ;)
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>>7391858
It really is
>>7391844
I've got plenty.
>>7391873
bully me
>>
How do i get a mtf gf that likes being treated like a woman?
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>>7391890
Uh oh I didn't know she was underage
She's not my gf that was just a joke haha
>>
>>7391871
NIM TELL ME WHO I AM LIKE A MONKEY OR I'LL BLOCK YOU
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>>7391896
hi women like hugs btw
>>
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>>7391251
sheen inside warm by the fire
>>7391267
olive inside warm by the fire
>>7391281
anna inside warm by the fire
>>7391286
sertii inside warm by the fire
>>7391289
shakira outside cold in the snow
>>7391291
grace inside warm by the fire
>>7391310
trashy outside cold in the snow
>>7391348
nim inside warm by the fire
>>7391361
frangipane inside warm by the fire
>>7391434
lily inside warm by the fire
>>7391478
alex inside warm by the fire
>>7391510
lauren inside warm by the fire
>>7391579
franzi inside warm by the fire
>>7391652
robin outside cold in the snow
>>7391669
hanna inside warm by the fire
>>7391703
cfh inside warm by the fire
>>7391707
maeve inside warm by the fire
>>7391811
faye inside warm by the fire
>>
Tbh most of the stuff stereotypical sjw say is completely correct if you combine it with class analysis
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>>7391899
r e n e e
probably
>>
i reallylike warm anon
>>
>>7391900
I know, but I still need to find one
>>
>>7391905
what do you mean?
>>
>>7391904
let trashy and shakira and robin in wtf
>>
>>7391904
carol cold outside with no fire ;~;
>>
>>7391905
Except SJWs shit on class warfare. That got lost in the way they debased intersectionality.
>>
>>7391904
yay I am inside :3c
>>
>>7391913
isla inside warm by the fire
>>
>>7391897
too late, i've already tipped off the FBI
good job maeve, you've caught another one - p.s. chris hansen says he wants to see you in his bedroom for a "debriefing"
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>>7391920
idpol is COINTELPRO desu
>>
>>7391922
>w<
>>
>>7391917
>letting robin into your cabin
Are you mad?
>>
>>7391910
omg nim you read me like a monkey <3
>>
>>7391932
hi Renren
>>
>>7391932
omg i got it right ^^
LOVE RENEE
>>
>>7391935
hi u replied to the wrong post
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>>7391935
hi friend carol
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>>7391932
Eww
>>
i had a dream i was breastfeeding a baby and now im crying
>>
your friendly neighborhood diaper boy (ID: !oO/A45HXu6)
2016-12-11 10:37:54
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Hey everyone your favorite trip is back!
>>
>>
>>7391895
look at all that snow, I bet you're in a state that voted for trump, I bet you're warm and cozy and shit with tons of people who accept you, f..ag
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>>7391942
LOVE REMI
>>
im confused
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>>7391904
My name is Alex but I got no (you)
Does it mean I'm inside warm by the fire or not?
>>
renee is really fucking cute desu
>>
>>
>>7391895
>It really is
I'm so jelly right now. All I have is really cold rain.
>>
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>>7391957
It's your friendly neighborhood diaper boy!
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>>7391961
are you also Lauren
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>>7391965
I am now
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>>7391960
https://youtu.be/VSAPsX-VQXE
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>>7391947
M-my state voted Hillary.. but the rest is true..
>>7391959
Come hang out in comfy town
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>>7391961
owo
who dis
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>>7391970
i wanna cuddle her >~<
>>
>>
>>7391973
midwest is best
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Somewhere there's music
It's where you are
Somewhere there's heaven
How near how far
The darkest night would shine
If you would come to me soon
Until you will
How still my heart
How high the moon
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>>7391981
im not fake wtf
>>
>>7391873
i bet if i punched you in the boob you'd squeal
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>>7391980
Got that right.
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>>7391986
am i fake
>>
>>
>>7391992
how old are you
>>
>>7391992
n-no
lick me uwu
>>
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My professor just sent my graded paper back, but I don't want to read the feedback because I half-assed it.
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>>7391992
what are you doing on MY /MTFG/
>>
>no midwest gf
I'm ready to be dead
>>
>>7391992
y-you don't think i'm weird do you? >~<
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>>7391981
notices your THICC thighs
OWO
>>7391980
you know what the midwest is
young
and
restless
>>
>>7391998
but will u succ my tongg
>>
>>7391998
ok im young renren
>>
do you drink tee tree oil
>>
>>
>>7392011
no you put it on your hair or skin
>>
>>
>>7391973
>Come hang out in comfy town
annnd a beautiful doge ;_;
>>
>>7392015
my earlobe??? o-o
>>
>>7391904
I don't want anything to do with you or your fucking fire
fuck you
>>
>>7392015
am i weird
>>
>>7392017
i meant your pinky finger but i can succ on that too >_<
>>
>>
>>7391973
Argh. That looks so fucking nice. Why doesn't my family try during Christmas? We don't even put up a tree.
>>
Hey ho!
I wanted to know if saw palmetto and pueraria mirifica changes the facial looks/make the face more feminine.
Thx :)
>>
>>7392022
just on everything
bite my lip and stuff but
yea...
>>
>puts bang behind ear
>look legitimately like a cute grill
i can't describe my hapiness rn
I would send a pic to some of you but im scared of blackmail ;-;
>>
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>>7392015
-touches your other thicc thing-
whoops lol
>>
>>
im confused
>>
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>>7392003
MAke me your gf
>>7392016
>>7392026
Come get a doggu and a tree
>>
>>
>>7392031
Just send me one bby
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqRTCvVviko
tfw no grandpa to hunt trees with
>>
why did someone do this
i wanted cute hamster pics
http://sexyman60.deviantart.com/art/Penelope-s-Odd-Inflation-s-Phase-1-Paw-s-Feet-468947214
>>7391973
it's so blue outside and so orange/yellow inside
that's mega comfy
>>
>>7392040
okie :3
ily renren
>>
>>7392035
im listening to refused
>>
>>7392044
i don't like that picture
>>
>>7392044
what the fuck
>>
>>7392037
>Come get a doggu and a tree
I'm poor. I'm going to go do cardio in the freezing rain ;_;
>>
>>7392040
im actually dead
but dont be gentle uwu
>>
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We're all falling and we need a place to hide
A safe place somewhere in the woods
Where we can start a fire
All we know is what will be our home
We will stay till the break of dawn
>>7391986
Hi hi Caroline
>>7391993
Maeve, the cosmic sheep were beautiful
>>7392025
Heart hands = Qt
>>
>>7392025
I've already claimed you, can you tell those disgusting chasers to leave you alone, it's creeping me out
>>
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>>7392044
>>7392053
Jog your way up here and be comfy with my doggo and I
>>
>>7392054
why did you show it to me :(
>>
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>>7392040
when don't we cuck isla? athough she could come too and we could really have fun
>>7392055
wanna?
>>
>>7392056
how are you??
>>
>>7392061
yes
>>
why am I sad now wtf
>>
>tfw you remember something you didn't want to
ah, this is not a happy thing :<
>>
this guy sent me a msg on lastfm and called me lad
>>
>>
>>7392073
wew
>>
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>>7392066
idk why are you sad ?
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>>7392060
here's a happy picture
>>7392056
uwu
>>
>>7392025
wow you get more beautiful every time I see you
I can't wait for you to be Mrs. Doodle-Anon
>>
>>7392079
are you packing in the 3 months pic
>>
>>7392037
>MAke me your gf
i gotta move to the Midwest first but I will when I get there
>>
>>7392086
packing ?
>>
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Know your place.
>>
>>7392074
friend renee can you give me hugg
>>
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>>7392079
I'm so jelly of you
>>
>>7392079
post this on /r/transtimelines
>>
>>7392074
make the most out of me
>>
>>7392088
stuffing your pants so it looks like you have a bulge
youre awful at being ftm
>>
>>7392081
thank you
>>
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the first step involves evenly pouring 3/4th of a cup of Orville Redenbacher's Gourmet Popping Corn onto a electric popcorn popper
the one that is the best bang for your buck is the West Bend 82306 Star Crazy Popcorn Popper, which offers a good size of 6 quarts maximum of popcorn per batch
three teaspoons of Snappy Popcorn Colored Coconut Oil is put in the microwave and heated until it turns into a liquid which can be evenly spread onto the kernels
this is vital because if you add the oil in solid form you may experience an uneven coating of oil on your popcorn
finally, a teaspoon and a half of Flavacol seasoning salt is evenly sprinkled onto onto the kernels
WARNING: turn on the popper immediately after this to avoid any clumping of Flavacol
while the popcorn is being popped, an empty bottle of honey(the one with the squirt-bottle top in the shape of a bear) is filled halfway with O'Dells Popcorn Supur-Kist topping and put into the microwave until warm
now just wait for the popcorn to finish popping and wait 30 seconds before pouring the popped kernels into a Retro Style Popcorn Tub
the warm O'Dells Popcorn Supur-Kist topping is then evenly poured on top of the popcorn and a simply salt shaker is used to sprinkle a light coat of salt on the top of the finished popcorn batch
you can then put all your ingredients away and enjoy your popcorn in place of actual friends
>>
>>7392059
I think I'm like 2500 kilometers west. That would burn off the 20 pounds but... I dun think so!
>>
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>>7392068
Bad memory? If you're having a very emotional response to an old memory you should consider writing about it and why it upsets you. If you don't address it you might never feel better about it.
>>
>>7392102
Thanks Emi
>>
>>
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We all are stranger creature than when we all started out as kids
Culture forbids
We have romantic fantasies about what dying truely is
Fall off the grid
We all know somebody who knows somebody who's doing great
I know some people who know people who are flying straight
>>7392057
>tfw Snickerdoodle already had a fiancée
How quick how soon
>>7392063
Sleepy
I woke up not feeling well again today :(
Also kind of feeling deeply introspective right now
How about you?
>>7392081
It was fun to dream of sheep in outer space lol
>>
how can I go back to being straight?
I think I took this too far..
>>
>>7392057
c-claimed me?
>>7392082
t-thanks
>>
step 1: pop corn kernel things
step 2: eat it or put some nutritional yeast or something on if you want more flavour
>>
>>7392115
unenlightened plebian
>>
>>7392115
nutritional yeast is good
>>
>>
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>>7392120
how do you feel about ferrets
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11855524
>>
>>7392120
ily
>~<
>i've never been so turned on and so hungry omg
turned on by popcorn? O-O
>>
>>7392109
idk buy a packer and change your name to aiden
idr know about being ftm seems shitty for those guys though
>>
>>7392119
I wouldn't say it's good but it's better than vaginal yeast.
>>
>>7392122
Yes <3
>>
>>7392018
alex outside cold in the snow
>>
>>7392122
ily alex
>>
>>7392125
stop it
>>
>>7392120
*notices you*
>>
>>7392109
Passgen told me I'd need T shots to even think about ever passing as a guy...
>>
>>7392120
h o l y
yesyesyes
>>
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>>7392110
what do cosmic sheep look like
>>7392122
yeah, don't be silly
>>
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>>7392124
>idk buy a packer and change your name to aiden
can I use my feeldoe too ?
>>7392134
>Passgen told me I'd need T shots to even think about ever passing as a guy...
feels bad yo
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>>7392136
maeve
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>>7392136
do androids dream of electric sheep?
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>>7392141
nim
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>>7392105
Better get started now!
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>>7392138
renren
>>7392141
yes
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>>7392079
hi you're pretty
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>>7392146
hugg
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>>7392143
hihihi
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>>7392152
hugg
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>>7392136
and that's three
I have no other friends
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>>7392151
alex alone frozen to death and eaten by coyotes
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>>7392148
i wanna be handsome tho :(
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>>7392158
o:
>sweet summer child
w-what does that mean
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>>7392160
PLEASE
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>>7392161
alright switch places with me quick
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>>7392169
how
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>>7392170
i thought you knew
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>>7392158
oh god
omggg >_<
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how do i girlvoice?
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I thought I saw the devil this morning
Looking in the mirror, drop of rum on my tongue
With a warning
To help me see myself clearer
I never meant to start a fire
I never meant to make you bleed
I'll be a better man today
>>7392117
Oh that's not fun ;-; I'm glad I have a bad memory so I forget lots of things easily
But sometimes that gets me into trouble
>>7392136
Like nebulae with a face and arms
Cosmicly fluffy
>>7392141
Do planets dream of cosmic sheep?
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>>7392177
idk
smooth, glossy surface
might be prone to scratches
https://clyp.it/5qnl3bdo
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>>7392145
is that from your backyard?
twilight during winter is the comfiest time of day
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woof
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I'm hungry but my brother is downstairs
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fuck you chris
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>>7391810
same desu
worse that i live close but i can't tell her this because nobody likes disgusting creeping pieces of human garbage
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i like pictures of animals
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>tfw no gf
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>>7392197
b-but idk what it means ;w;
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>>7392042
Sorry for the late answer- tried taking some pics but my eyes look like those of a psycho. Im sorry.
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>>7392195
why don't you get a bf?
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>>7392197
Omg Renée
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>>7392194
what kind of ferret is that?
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platonic suction
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>>7392181
<333333
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>tfw what to troll tripfag but feel guilty everytime
How do I overcome this, ladies?
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When the waves and sand collide
I will be there every time
Let me be your high tide
Just like the water i
Come rushing back every time
Let me be your high tide
>>7392182
>smooth, glossy surface
>might be prone to scratches
Is there a meaning behind this phrase?
>>7392194
Same
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>>7392209
forget it
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red pill me on Lauren
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>>7392225
lauren is a person that posts on /mtfg/
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renee is cute
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>>7392225
she's a dirty commie, but I'd still hug her I guess >:(
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>>7392217
its just my best recording currently
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>>7392223
I'm sad and scared and lonely and guilty and want to fucking kill myself
every day
no matter what
being nice to people doesn't help
being a cunt to everyone doesn't help
the only thing that's going to help is a bullet but my cuck state won't give me a gun
not like I could afford one anyway
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>>7392239
Are you seeing a therapist?
I'd love to help you but I have no idea how
So I suggest you go get professional help if you don't already have it
I don't want you to die Alex
hugg <3
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Bluetooth™ connection to your heart
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>>7392239
you should like ignore all your problems
or start using drugs
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>>7392249
h-huh?
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Snow is the best and I am ugly
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>>7392225
LAUREN
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>tfw think of how I'm going to scotland soon
>realise I'm not
>cry
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>>7392252
wireless love
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kODOHodMqck
>>7392260
o-oh
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>>7392255
cute picture
cute grace
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i ate mcdonald's and now i feel sick...
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>tfw another nap at the keyboard.
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>it's another "tripfag has mental break down" episode
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>>7392273
Don't start doing drugs. It's just a waste of money.
Believe me on that one.
I know it's not my job to fix you but you are my friend and I want you to be okay.
A psychologist won't hurt you, you won't have to tell him anything you don't want to. You just gotta talk about stuff though, you can't live like this
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>>7392281
I hope the keys didn't leave marks on your face...
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>>7392285
>it's one of the lame trips too
boo
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>>7391646
lul just stop your transition
no amount of pills will get rid of those manly shoulders and huge manhead.
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>>7392287
Please don't talk to her about psychologists, you don't know what you're getting yourself into
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>>7392255
>my future gf
>ugly
Pick one and only one
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>>7392287
IMO drugs are actually great for not wanting to kill yourself
not even just in the short-term while you're on them, but also if you have nothing to live for..you can at least live for the feeling they give
there was a time when getting messed up was all I cared about, but I've actually been able to move on
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>>7392307
she should probably see a psych though 3:
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>>7392285
I usually go anon when I have a mental breakdown
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>>7392238
hug please
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>>7392312
i-is that why you're anon posting right now?
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>>
i miss beepbeep
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im going to be a psychiatrist so I can help people
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>>7392317
omg quidddddly <3
*hug*
how you doin girl
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>>7392317
quid
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>>7392318
Nah, I'm a bit sleepy, and a bit sad but I'm doing very well right now. I'm just on my phone and forgot trip
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>>7392322
I guess =/
:<
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>>7392324
Isn't a tranny psychiatrist an oxymoron
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>>7392324
>a tranny psychiatrist
Lol. Not sure that should be legal.
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tfw people are never happy to see you
this feel is bad ._.
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>>7392321
wrong pic misclicked lol
TIME TO LITERALLY SHITPOST
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>>7392287
They can't help me if I don't talk to them
I can't talk to them because they'll lock me away
>you can't live like this
I don't plan to
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>>7392340
omg caroline is here :)
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>>7392321
would you recommend those projection house lights?
they look pretty good in that photo
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>>7392345
;_;
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>>7392347
is lies do :<
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>>7392340
i'm always happy to see you
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>>7392350
They're good, just kinda boring since its all dots
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>>7392300
No, I leaned back. I'm working on dinner now. I have a pizza in the oven.
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>>7392321
500 PIZZAS INCOMING
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>>7392372
hugg
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>>7392372
>are you any less frozen?
no. i ate 4 bowls of cereal to avoid going outside today
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how did your sunday go, girls?
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>>7392369
I just thought the pic sucked, >>7392364
is a better photo
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tfw you're the coolest person to have ever existed
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>>7392390
huggg
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>>7392388
Thanks nim, that's nice of you :)
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>>7392388
my buddy nim the coolest popcorn princess
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>>7392392
that post was literally this fast ^^
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>>7392388
ily nim
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>>7392398
check the op
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>>7392384
i'm just kidding
also, your house looks enormous
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>>7392390
*hugg ee-ee
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>>7392404
uwu
>>7392411
hugg
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Tfw the waitress at Olive Garden called me honny :(
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How to get free HRT for a year:
1. Open account with a credit union
2. Get a PO Box
3. Buy one year worth of HRT on InHouse and use an e-check directed at your credit union account(Make sure to put your billing address as the PO Box too)
4. Since Credit Unions don't allow e-check payments the payment will be denied, but not before your HRT ships
5. Use a throwaway e-mail when ordering so you don't have to deal with InHouse spamming you when the payment doesn't go through
6. InHouse can't do shit without getting into trouble for selling medications without checking for prescriptions
7. Enjoy your free HRT and use this year to get a script, since InHouse won't take orders from you again
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>>7392382
Awesome. Hung out with my niece all day.
How was yours?
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i found at a picture from exactly a year ago and i looked the same except with shorter hair -_-
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>>7392424
Nim is Queen of MTFG <3
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>>7392414
Well, got my stepping stone into legit care no questions asked through a feminist this time around, not a trans activist. I did get her name from a FtM patient of hers, though. Anyway, fuck gatekeepers.
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>tfw a new D&D monster supplement came out and excitingly read through it even though you've never played D&D
these books give me so many ideas for campaigns and stuff but i don't have any friends irl to play with :(
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>>7392433
nim im ur friend
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>>7392419
what's the point of getting a PO box if they can't do anything anyway
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>>7392414
>>7392432
>tfw gatekeeped
>thought things would start moving
>slow as molasses
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>>7392426
Did I pass aout and anon post? I went to the park with my niece and nephew. Lot¡s of laughs, lot's of crying later on.
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>>7392438
Just an added layer of protection I suppose. You might find yourself getting sent invoices or something too. A lot of people that self-med also live at home so home delivery isn't an option for them.
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>>7392433
what the hell is it with trannies and TTRPGs
i bet you all play elves too
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>>7392438
that's a lot of money, they aren't just going to forget about it
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>>7392433
have you tried /tg/ or some forum specialized in that? I've played more games in forums than irl...
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>tfw teaching myself drawing
Moving on from the "tetris block" last time I've moved on to curves. How am I doing girls?
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hard cider is so comfy :3
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>>7392449
i don't play anything because ive never played D&D before
i always make my character a breton in the elder scrolls though so i guess i do kind of play an elf, even if it is a halfie
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am i a girl
cause i dont see one rn
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>>7392449
Reminder that dwarves are SHIT.
I LEK TA DRINK N FIGHT I TALK WITH A SHIT ACCENT BUT EM NOT AH IRISHMAN HONESTLY WHERES MUH GOLD
SNARKY COMEBACK
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>>7392457
yes anon :3
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>>7392445
Don't blame yourself. Took me twenty years of experience with trans issues and a year of networking in the local LGBT and feminist to get a clear shot. Avoiding gatekeeping altogether can be done, it's not that easy.
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>>7392460
>not playing a nord or imperial
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I want to buy an alice in wonderland costume for some reason
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>>7392465
LOVE GRACE
grace is a cute girl
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>>7392465
>am i a girl
yes
>cause i dont see one rn
dysphoric brains are silly
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>>7392466
The style changes a bit. Less quick reactions and more character developing and stuff.
Some people play through skype, there are some softwares that are like multiplayer D&D.
Now that I think about it, ti would be pretty good voice practice.
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my body is pretty
pretty disgusting
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>>7392465
I'm liking these snowy pics
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>>7392465
No, you aren't
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these new beholder types are pretty cool
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>>7392480
>dysphoric brains are silly
its just an honest brain that saw pics of me
>>7392479
thanks nim
>>7392485
thanksanon
I have pletny to post
>>7392488
thank you for the honesty
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>>7392490
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>>7392446
Being with family is always tough.
Extra tough when there's kids and you end t others more than to be a mom
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>>7391321
>Mfw I'm the only one who thinks grace looks completely like a boy
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>>7392467
personally, i only play half-elf females, and spend the entire campaign walking down dimly lit streets in athkatla in skimpy clothing
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>>7392498
you can have a pet beholder
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>>7392464
No, before I just drew in CAD from memory or really crude 2D drawings, I think it's better practice to sketch it out properly in 3D on paper first hence why I'm learning. It's pretty fun too.
End goal is to make something that sells I guess.
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>>7392498
Those aren't new...
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>>7392505
and mindflayers can make mindflayer beholders
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gross nerds get out this thread is for ladies
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>>7392508
they're new to me!
like i said i haven't played before so i just get my info from the books
i also don't really like the art from all the other editions so i just stick with 5e
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>>7392514
"""""Ladies"""""
>>
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVS5kGU1Joo
the AvP of AGP
WHOEVER WINS... WE LOSE
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>>7392518
Old fart here. Most of my games were first edition plus Unearthed Arcana, and I haven't even looked at anything past 3rd edition.
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who is the better sociopath?
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maeve feeding her babies
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>>7392539
didn't chara kill a cat?
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>>7392539
Root is nothing
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>>7392539
i want to see more pictures of root before i decide
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>>7392518
have you senn this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r-G7towScQ
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so now that Potc is Muslim, when do you think she will commit jihad?
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>>7392554
hasn't she already?
bitch gave me ptsd
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>>7392535
Got my script from a GP. Just took some talking her into acknowledging I knew precisely what I was doing.
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>>7392524
Figuring it out myself. In the 3 weeks I was attending university I went to one class on isometric drawing where they showed you how to make the construction box, never made it to the curve class but at the end of the first class he said to use a french curve so I went out and bought one and have been playing around with it.
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My professor got mad at me for using "Congressmen" instead of "Congressional respresentative".
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>>7392489
what's agp about it?
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>>7392554
I first was thinking, well if you're a muslim then maybe you won't get killed for being a gay
...but then I realized the one things muslims like to kill more than (almost) any other thing is other muslims!
I can't make heads or tails of such a decision honestly
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>>7392554
>>
do you think that malania will make trans seem more sexy?
she's had so much ffs she looks trans
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>>7392539
>tried to talk her down from killing herself because she would never pass, not knowing what she looked like
s m h
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aaaaaand
i lost ema because i dropped out of a subject i was unable to do well
fuck
now i have zilch income
wtf do i do
=/
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>>7392524
Oh sorry I'm very sleepy and didn't notice my phone autocorrected
I meant to say it's extra tough when you want to be a mom more than anything
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Why do people turn into bigger and bigger assholes as Christmas gets closer ;~;
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>>7392536
soapbox vs soapbox
>>7392560
you could check the curriculum for that class and just read the recomended material.
there will be things that you do wrong because you just didn't realize there was an easier or better way, and usually the curriculum will be structured in a way that pretty much makes classes useless unless you get a great teacher.
>>7392563
It sounds like the first piece of clothing someone selfdescribed as agp would buy.
But I was trying to be funny, I didn't expect you to take it seriosuly.
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im thinking of just eating a loaf of bread for my evening meal what do you think /cd/
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>>7392580
fuck you!!
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>>7392545
Can't officially see a gyno until I get a new social security number since those are coded to determine which medical acts are available... Can't see a gyno with a number that says you're male.
I'll keep seeing the same GP for hormones, we're on the same wavelength.
>>
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>>7392580
im an asshole all year
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>>7392572
hug carol
>>
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>>7392570
if michelle wasn't able to do it, I don't think she'll be able to
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>>7392554
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37021385
This guy traveled across the country to kill another Muslim who said "happy Easter" on his facebook. Imagine what they do to fucks like this
Potc will piss off some real Muslims and end up on his radar.
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>>7392580
But I'm being a good girl.
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i wanna just be a girl so bad
im sick of seeing a girl sometimes and a boy sometimes
i just wanna be distinctly female
fuck
im 11 fucking months
i wish id get honesty too
i dont believe anything my friends tell me anymore about my apperance
they see me as a girl so they see a girl
here everyone knows and hates me or loves me and wants to hugbox me
so theres no honesty here either
goddamnit fuck it all
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>>7392590
Likewise, but now everyone is
>>7392584
>>7392594
Eat shit >:(
>>7392589
Yeah
>>7392599
H-how?
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>>7392605
Doing my homework and limiting my trolling. This anon is being good. I promise Elanna.
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>>7392572
EMA was good shit, £30 a week, £100 term bonus, Bought my graphics card with that and spent the summer playing Empire:Total War, good times. This is why I vote Labour.
Idk what to say about your insolvency, you're gonna be an adult soon where you have to wageslave or suck dick for money. Choose one.
>>7392581
Yeah sure that's an idea. I'm dropping out soon though so I won't get access to the online resources for much longer.
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>>7392604
hugg
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>>7392608
Good girl
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>>7392604
you're a ladyboy and also cute, ok?
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>out shopping
>headed into target
>a girl comes out as im heading in
>shes everything I want to be
>she sees me 'mirin and smiles
>I die further on the inside
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>>7392610
Download all curriculums asap.
It's a great resource to learn stuff by yourself.
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>sit on the john and begin to slowly scoop out your daily dump out of your ass
>finally get it all out
>look at hand
>mfw
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>>7392581
>I didn't expect you to take it seriosuly.
I don't take anything on here seriously, this is 4chan
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>>7392538
I got you beat. I have some first and second edition books, but no later.
>>7392560
Good luck with the drawing. Work on your consistency and preciseness. Most of that is done on computers now. Knowing how to do it on paper will be good for design sketches, fine arts work, set design and similar. get the books for the next class and learn from them. I learned it over 4 decades ago from books suggested by my art teachers.
>>7392585
In my case it was a reproductive problems department of the University of Iowa hospitals and Clinics. They see and treat males too. I officially have a "non specific endocrine disorder". lol
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>>7392628
how's the autobiography?
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>>7392615
No that's not okay
I'm not from fucking femgen
I'm not a femboy or ladyboy or trap or something
I'm a fucking girl and I want my outside to reflect that.
I don't give a fuck if whatever I am is cute if it's not female.
>>7392613
hugg
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>>7392623
see your doc.
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>>7392605
ily2 <3
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>>7392604
just stop worrying about it for now, seriously I'm sure you've seen transition timelines where at 24 months the person looks almost completely different, even when they started in their late 20s
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tfw none of us are girls
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>>7392604
You look like grace
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>tfw your apartment was across from the cathedral.
>>7392604
You'll eventually get there. It takes time for the body changes to take place and for mind to catch up with the body.
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>>7392628
Thanks.
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>>7392641
I feel like I should be much further along for almost a year
>>7392651
but is grace a girl
>>7392653
i hope so
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>>7392623
what the fuck am i looking at?
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>>7392653
>tfw mind still hasn't caught up with the body
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>>7392662
>but is grace a girl
well yeah of course she is
sometimes grace feels sad and thats ok
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>>7392628
Finally got my 100% insurance coverage for F64.0 earlier this month. Officially trans without a single gatekeeper consulted. The clinic shrink's name carried some clout even though she never had dealt with that before.
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Grace is small.
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>>7392670
I guess emerging from years of traumatic gray haze helped me in that regard. Had to rebuild my self from scratch anyway.
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>>7392672
she feels sad because she took pictures of herself out in the snow and saw a boy in them
if i showed you you would too
>>7392687
t-this isn't the time, special k...
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>>7392539
Is root even a sociopath?
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>>7392662
you're a man duh
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>>7392632
proceeding slowly. I'm writing it up as a story and changing some names, etc.
>>7392634
>I don't give a fuck if whatever I am is cute if it's not female.
IKTF!!!!
>>7392655
How far are you through your program? I know you don't like it, but if it is just a year or year and a half I'd get the degree for the diploma's sake. It will open all sorts of doors.
>>7392662
You'll get there eventually.
>>7392670
iktf. mine still has to fully catch up, but I can see the changes already.
>>7392681
Hurray!!!!!
>>7392692
Still digging myself out from the muck that covers me.
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>>7392701
Finally my gender is validated!!
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>>7392571
Root or Chara?
You should've let her do it if it was Root.
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>>7392693
sometimes she sees a girl though and that happens a lot more than it used to I bet
Grace always looks like a girl to me desu but it doesn't really matter what I think. I'm just a humble chaser so I don't know much, but maybe you just gotta accept you feel sad right now and just lay low till you feel better?
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>>7392672
Only Faggots feel sad.
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>>7392707
You're a man-duh-la.
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i feel depressed again mtfg :<
>>7392539
who is root
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>>7392717
same :c
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>>7392717
root is riven/naomi
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>>7392709
what kind of question is that lol
you know what passing is, right?
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>>7392669
I tore the walls of my sphincter while pushing out a fairly large dump and now have to dig my turds out with my fingers since it's too painful to pass them naturally.
This process still opens up my wounds though and leads to a considerable amount of blood as seen in the photo.
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>>7392714
It's definitely a girly emotion I agree
Most emotions are gay though
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>>7392713
Who is this chaser scum? Why so desperate?
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>>7392713
thank you anon
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>>7392704
I'll tell you in the other thread
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>>7392728
Faggots aren't girls.
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>>7392709
what did root do?
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>>7392704
I think I'm mostly out. Questions are, am I the same person I used to be before, well, all that, and does it even matter? I guess the answer's no to both questions.
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>>7392709
root is nice :(
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>>7392932
There have never been less true words spoken.
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