/gaygen/

please don't encourage him

>>7390367

gaygen is utterly boring without john and others

I'm gay.

>>7390650
disgusting

>>7390650
I'm black and gay.

>>7390757
I'm velvety, black, and gay.

What do y'all want for Christmas

If you say "a bf" you have to describe him so Daddy Clause knows what to get you

Is it weird to ask someone on a dating app "when did they realize they were into guys"?

I'm disgusting.

>>7391151
it's stupid small talk.

>>7391170
sorry to hear that anon. i hope you can be less disgusting some day

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>>7391049
Dear Santapai Claus
For Christmas I would like bf who is small and cute, who I can cuddle while we vidya

>Oh wait, are you the one that can do miracles or is that the guy with the holes in his hands an feet?

>>7391170
join the club
>we're getting t-shirts printed

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>>7391049
i want these shoes
i want a PS2 controller
i want some clothes that arent the generic handmedowns i wear currently
i want the motivation to work out again
i want a more powerful network card with packet uploading so i can steal my neighbours wifi
i want my FWB to come back from China already
i want all the lainzines in physical format
i want a LELO Hugo vibrator

so do i have to tell you ny address to get my stuff or what?

>>7391049
a heated body pillow

>>7391151
yes

>>7391272
same, one for loving and one with built in onahole

>>7391049
I want a big bear bf for christmas. He should like my cooking skills, and cuddle around on rainy afternonns, and he has to love the shy, short loser with no self esteem which I am.

Or I could just wish for some courage I guess

This Christmas, get him English muffins

>>7391465
You sound my cute to me.

>>7391228

Make sure to open the biggest box first so he doesn't suffocate

>>7391242

Vibrators are naughty, you get a lump of coal

>>7391272

Nerd

>>7391351

Better taste

>>7391465

I'm sending you to Oz to get your courage

>>7391524
Thanks

>>7391569
Well, off to magical oz adventures. Thank you santapai!

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>>7391610

Not that Oz.

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>>7391049
i want a clingy manic pixie dream boy bf.

>>7391756

Ew.

You get a lump of coal for having shit taste.

>>7391569

can i get a vibrating lump of coal?

>>7391774

Yes.

It'll be a bit dusty.

>>7391569
thanks :)

>>7391351
;)

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>>7391049
I want to hear the cries and moans of a million Jewish refugees, as we seize their illicitly acquired gains and expel their infernal race from our glorious Republic. I wish to see the fire of napalm descend upon the inferior peoples of Mexico and Canada, and the bold columns of our troops fulfill our heavenly sanctioned Manifest Destiny of continental domination. I yearn to smell the rotting corpse of the Negro after he is purged from our white society and thrown into mass graves outside of our revived metropolises, now filled with the bountiful industry of the white man rather than the decadence and decay of the black race.

Perhaps my wish shall not be accomplished by the sacred day of the birth of Jesus Christ, but I am certain it shall be accomplished by the end of the next year, as the white man has risen up against the Bolshevist Democratic Establishment and installed a Führer committed to the realization of one realm, one people, and one leader. Alas,

SIEG HEIL!

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>>7391762
can i at least get a rapey twunk bf

>>7391837

You get coal too.

Fresh from the oven.

>>7391848

Yes you may.

>>7391634
Uuuh, can I return my present? Being a lonely loser isn't that bad I guess

>>7390510

But isn't this what the doxer trolls wanted?? A dead gaygen where editions linger on for days at a time?!

wtf im gay

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>>7391964
people literally only come here for namefags and that's a fact

>>7391049
>What do y'all want for Christmas
For other people to be as miserable as I am.

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>>7392070
thats sad :) does someone need a hug?

>>7391569
thank you, gonna leave you extra cookies this year or whatever else you like senpai clause

>>7391049
I want him.
We've made out lots of times when we're drunk, and we were so close to doing it the last time we went out but at the last second, both of us were too shy to do anything.

My love-guru friend and his gf says that there is sexual tension as soon as both me and my crush are in the same room.

Im getting so many mixed signals and I feel like fucking shit (sorry for swearing, santa).

So, all I want for christmas is the sweet, blonde, cute, long haired boy that makes me want to kill myself every second that he isnt nearby. Please, Santa.

Im sorry for the blogpost, I needed some venting.
I should've kept pushing those feelings down, like Ive done for the last 7 years.

>>7392072
I need to make something of my life.

The general mentality coaches, parents and teachers had was "nah he isn't gonna make it" yet I consistently did. Now I'm at the place I am without having learned to actually study, dedicate time and effort to myself and make something of my life.
I'm just a shadow of the absolute wrecker I could have been needing the discipline to teach myself discipline which isn't gonna happen in the few years that I have, and in which I might actually need it the most.

So in short I'm stuck being a complete failure that's actually doing somewhat ok for a complete failure.

>>7392305
>mixed signals

What? How the fuck can you get "mixed signals" if a guy fuckin' made out with you? That's stupid. Just ask him if he'd like to start dating.

>>7392305
>all I want for christmas is the sweet, blonde, cute, long haired boy that makes me want to kill myself every second that he isnt nearby.
Tell me his name.

If I'm going for semi built twink/twink should I work out my upper body at all?

>>7392394
The thing is, we have a very special type of humor. The first time we made out, it was only to piss people off, we have a friend who gets very uncomfortable near gay people, I wont delve deeper than that, it doesnt matter.

He also always responds in a jokingly manor to everything, so whenever I bring any of this up, I get alot of "Haha, sure Ill be your bf" and so on. Im also too much of a pussy to straight up ask him without me sounding like Im joking.

>>7392410
Why would you need his name, dont you see everything, Santa?

>>7392463
>made out to make homophobe uncomfy

Where can I find a friend like this?

>tfw fucking a musclebear
>he tells me "breed my ass daddy"
>I'm younger then him

why are bears such degenerate sluts, twinks never do that gross shit

>>7392463
>Why would you need his name, dont you see everything, Santa?
I need to know whether I have to murder you or not.
Also I am not Santa.

Now tell me his name.
I won't tell anyone.

>>7392463
Stop being such a pussy and ask him seriously. He KISSED you for Christ's sake.

>Worst thing that could happen: "No, even though I kissed you on multiple occasions I'm totally not gay."

>Best thing that could happen: you get bf

Positives outweigh the negatives tbqh.

>>7392477

Hot.

A submissive musclebear who calls you daddy even though you're younger/smaller is the dream.

>>7392475
Apparently out on the countryside. We both live in the countryside, so I guess you could look there.

>>7392487
I have a better idea, which country are you from?

>>7392499
This is true.
I am also scared that Ill lose him as a friend. We have lots of fun whenever we hang out.

>>7392520
If he happens to be straight and has any sense, he'll understand that he gave you the wrong signals. Just do it bro.

>>7392520
>I have a better idea, which country are you from?
I'm Dutch, so I'm getting the feeling he isn't who I hope for you he isn't.

Unless you live in Denmark.

>>7392534
Well this is also where I will be labeled an idiot, he's told me that gets turned on by mostly everything. He knows that I like boys.
...as Im writing this out, I realise how fucking stupid I am.

I will give this a real shot as soon as I can. In fact, Im gonna call him tomorrow and ask if he just wants to hang out.

Thanks, Anon, I love you bro.

>>7392540
Im neither Danish or Dutch.
Close call, though, just a bit further up and we might've been screwed.

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>>7392360
ok :)

>>7392558
now that anon is gonna fall in love w/you :/

>>7392577
>now that anon is gonna fall in love w/you :/
Im becoming my own worst nightmare...

>>7392517
degenerate bear

>>7392477
Literally everyone is a gross cunt. Everyone.

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>>7392644
thanks!

>>7392644
Have you considered the possibility that you're just telling yourself that to be able to live with your own degeneracy?

>>7392732
You kinkshaming me, boyo?

>>7390281
why do fem twinks do the bunny face thing
do they think that shit is cute because it's not
can daddy trump hurry up and make camps for those people

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>>7393065
Right after he fills his cabinet with inexperienced homophobes whose past jobs literally undermine the positions they're supposed to fill

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Does gaygen have a special someone to spend Xmas with?

>tfw no juppdaddy bf

>>7393111
nope

>>7393111
alone like always with you anon

>>7393111
Not really since I'm from the Balkans and my circle of friends includes orthodox and muslims.

But we all celebrate new year so we're gonna turnt

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>>7393178
Spee is the better bear. Get some taste faggot.

>>7393515
spee isn't a bear he's a bald otter

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It is a true test of discipline to put effort into a class you don't give a fuck about. I missed the last two quizzes, but this shxt is a req. So I need at least a 60.
I want this shxt to be done. Next tri will be much simpler.

>>7391049
A will to live and a bf (big cuddly one)

>>7391756

>you'll never snog him while listening to Crystal Castles (I) and Bloc Party's Intimacy (Remixed)

One pure moment of magic please, Mr Santa.

>>7393554

REE

>>7393613
doesn't mean he's not cute
he's just not a bear

>>7393557
That's sounds awfully high school, little one

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>>7393619

I suppose you're right.

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>>7393692

>>7393720

This guy is better ;3

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>>7393763

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I just want a lisping fairy boy bf, they are too cute

also i miss moot

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i miss him, /gg/
but hes gone..
we went to beddy for the night
he went beddy byes, bros

>>7394022
Look at those yaoi hands.

>>7394621
Quit your yapping while some of us are destined to be alone.

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>getting ready to look for a hookup
>shave one of my legs
>fall asleep
>forget to shave the other one
>now i look like a halfsatyr

For fucks sake. You think this is going to be a dealbreaker for guys?

If you turn up to college on your day off, you just end up in a another year's class apparently. I think I've figured out how to avoid paying any tuition fees...

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>bi friend leaves his crazy ex-gf
>initiates the suck with me
>make him choke on my cock
>cuddle through the night
>then proceeds to ghost me for a month
>find out he's back with her
WHEN WILL I LEARN

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>>7395352
Mr. Tumnus is definitely everyone's ideal partner so I'd say you're safe. Not the movie one, the horrible cartoon one. That horrible, horrible, hilarious cartoon one.

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>on grindr
>catfish cutie with ugly fat dude
>cutie actually wants to meet and fuck
>tell him I thought it was funny he wanted to fuck some old fat dude and send him a real pic of me
>he blocked me

Pic related it's the old fat guy

>tfw Russias new fursona reminded me of straight crush
Fucl
Help

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>out drinking with best friend, his medium-distance gf, and a few other friends
>he's drinking more than the others because his gf came to visit him
>so am I

No drug can numb this kind of pain.

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>>7395352
>shaving your legs
but boys are supposed to have body hair anon

>>7396108
>lied to someone
>shocked when they reacted badly
either that or he was catfishing the old fat guy

>>7395431
Never ever go for biscum, because at the end of the day they'll choose women

Tfw ruined my only almost-relationship

>be me
>meet super cute guy, chubby but not deal-breaker for me, 10/10 face, looks good with clothes on, super charismatic
>go on a few dates, invite him to my place
>we get drunk then go to my room, share music, watch stuff together while holding hands first, then cuddling, then kissing
>feels exactly like the teenage love I never had
>cute tentative steps towards closer intimacy, hot but still innocent
>happiest I've been in a long time
>dicks out but don't go too far
>we end up just cuddling together, feels like heaven
>it's late af
>tell him to stay the night
>he's like no it's too soon it's going to be weird, I insist
>eventually I agree he should leave but he's too drunk
>sleep together
>wake up hungover af, smelly, lying uncomfortably next to him
>try to kiss him, he mumbles something about morning breath
>go wash myself a bit, he says it's him smelling too, still not into it
>"movies told me morning sex is the tits, let's do it"
>he's not into it at all
>eventually starts participating but only after me ignoring him saying he's tired
>I'm too hungover to get the signals
>stuff that made him squirm the night before gets 0 reaction now
>his musty balls' smell made me queasy for days after, must imagine it was similarly bad for him
>afterwards he checks his Facebook, does some small talk then gets out asap
>never responds to any of my messages ever again
>been a month now, haven't seen him since

Fuck bros. Guy seemed serious too, before the night he was talking about what we should do during summer and how he wants to visit my city and shit. That night sucked for me too, but I don't get how it was so bad for him that based on that night alone he made a 180 in his opinion of me. I was willing to talk about it and get past it, he wouldn't even give me that. What a pussy.

>>7392461
Yes.
Just body weight exercises should be fine. Like pushups, sit ups and pull ups.

>>7395355
auditing classes is a thing you can do at tons of colleges

>>7397048
your story sounds bad enough to be a deal breaker for me

>>7397370
i personally make it a point to never like someone who super liked me
feels really awkward
also why did u post his picture w/his name

>>7397463
oh ok

because you aren't creeps who will doxx him now, are you? he didn't like me back so it's not like I care desu

>>7397513
i won't but there's enough information in this picture to reasonably do so

is this a good idea to include in the tinder profile
>I can't seem to find anyone so I'm giving up up guys soon, better get me while you can!

>>7397863
no, that's sad.
tinder is designed like a game and people who read profiles are either on the fence OR very into you.

>>7393554
>otter
lel have you been to mascgen. he posted a pic and he's gotten more fat

has this odd hairiness around his nipples too. more like he's a bald fatter now.

>>7394685
There is no destiny, only varying degrees of acceptance.

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>tfw you've spent $2000 on a stormtrooper costume with the objective of having sex with it on

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>>7398340

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>>7398385
I guess i'm the king of potato then.
At least i'll join a local cosplay group and make friends, have fun and etc. It's not that bad.

>>7398340
Is it cool if I dress like Princess Leia when I fuck you?

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>>7398430
Well, it is totally cool for me.
That interests me.

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>>7398340
You spent $2000 on various chunks of plastic that together resemble the uniforms of film extras in a franchise from the 1980s.You could've put that in an index fund and paid for a year of retirement forty years from now, but whatever floats your boat I guess.

Anyways,
>anybody have updates on guywithfriendwhokissedhimmultipletimesbutstillwastooafraidtoaskhimtobebf-anon?

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>>7398455
Don't worry, i've learned my lesson, bro. I'm starting to save up a good chunk of my monthly income. Plus, Star Wars is from the late 70s along with Star Trek.

Also, i'm going to do charity with it on the cosplay group i'll join. Spreading happiness is worth it.

>>7398455
>implying everyone should save for retirement

Fuck that
He really should have spent that money on the Dune series which is way better than Star Wars

>>7391049
I could use some new tools.

>>7398705
if you have money for retirement you'll be able to get laid when you're fat and flacid

Does anyone know of some good fag conversion erotica?

>>7398828
instead of right now :)

>>7398841
you don't have to pay for it rn, right, anon?

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>tfw mapping conversations with guys, pictures when photos was taken, other stuff, to narrow down what guys I could have gotten that STD from and when
I feel so smart

I've never done anything about my butthair, but I feel it's like a dust bunny down there.

What do I do? Use an electric shaver? Or use Nair?

Where do I get rid of hair, just around the crack?

I need to know cus my bf wants to eat my butt.

>>7398962
I shaved my butt like 2 days ago, just a regular razor between the cracks worked great. I went as close as I could without touching the anus

People don't really like me very much.

>>7398980
This but I went near the anus so my anus and ass along with upper thigh hair

But if you do this be sure to moisturize and exfoliate. Razor bumps come in hella bad so if you don't do that you will itch for days. Another tip is to use conditioner (the stuff for hair) on your shaved area for the next 3-4 days to keep the follicles open so no ingrown come in.

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>tfw he says "I don't have sex with friends" while we're drinking
>tfw you're not attractive enough for him anyway

>>7399071

Ask him if he holds them while they stifle tears instead.

>>7399131
I'd much rather do that with him but I think he's just way more into fucking than cuddling
who knows though, next time we drink I might just be stupid enough to ask him

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>>7399071
i wouldn't have sex with a frogposter either

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>>7391848
Yay or nay

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>>7399204
you have to go back

>>7399204
>burritoposting
ayy

>>7399204
nice gyno would milk/10

>>7399470
would leche

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Ugly

>>7399581

How is any of that different from anyone else on gaygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAcE2RD0XLc

Any want to recommend some music?

>>7399615
Better looking than me.
If it is you then do not be so hard on yourself.
Or stop fishing for compliments.

>>7399715

>Most people don't spam their pics over & over again

literally could not be more wrong

>>7399763
Senpai how you doin

>>7399804

p good

working lots

kind of being a slut

you know how it goes

how're you?

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>>7399823
Working, exams, not being a slut.
The same as ever.

>>7399867

>not being a slut

Sounds lame.

Lameass bitch.

>>7399911
I sometimes wonder what it's like to slut it up but iono. I just like one guy at a time.

>>7399930

I mean it's not like I'm having threesomes so it's still one guy at a time

>>7399955
I meant like one guy yknow? Like a relationship not just sex.

>>7399965

You can be a slut with sexlationships

How is John still a thing?

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>tripfagging

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>frogposting

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>buttlicking

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>non-vers

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>oral only

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>femfag

>>7400681
26,10,25 look underage. It could go bad if you all are sharing porn with minors.

>>7400681
god damn u for putting me on this

>>7400681

Ok.

>>7400734

Unfortunately, I don't know who that is.

>>7400681
any mods on, plx just give up this guy's ip.
do the right thing here.

>>7400736

his name is takahiro

>>7400681

rolling for a qt

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>>7391049
>If you say "a bf" you have to describe him so Daddy Clause knows what to get you

Dear Daddy Clause,

Please give me a nice bf to go to church with, then spend the rest of a lazy Sunday snuggling on the couch preferably watching weeb-shit until I fall asleep in their arms.

Also if he could look like pic related, that'd be great.

>>7400920
fuck off horror

>tfw mid 20s closeted virgin

I get plenty of attention from girls but there's no hope, is there?

>>7400935

how'd you know it was me?

>>7400953
context clues

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Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Discord Names:
#1 - Wiz/Michael
#2 - ChrisFa
#3 - DanPls
#4 - Gatch
#5 - Rugby/Kriegmas
#6 - ArTheBear
#7 - Cok
#8 - DarkKitteh
#9 - Hitler
#10 - Leo
#11 - BeanBoy
#12 - Content
#13 - Deathsnova
#14 - Horror
#15 - Nejlicat
#16 - CitizenVagrant
#17 - Crab
#18 - Enders
#19 - HoyAnon
#20 - Maki
#21 - Sadon
#22 - CycloneStormy
#23 - Farseer Krof
#24 - Mango
#25 - PainSlut
#26 - Sammy
#27 - ???
#28 - Taozee
#29 - sops_ops
#30 - spicediamond
#31 - Standard.Degenerate
#32 - Wsg
#33 - ???
#34 - Takahiro
#35 - ToTo/???
#36 - Unbekannter
#37 - IrishAnon
#38 - FeelGood

>>7400980
seriously just get me this fuckers ip

>>7401040
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>>7401057
no ones talking to u, shove a dick in it

>>7401071
Gladly.

>>7400980

How old is Leo? He looks very young.

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>>7400980
I miss Abe and Slav.

>>7390281
John is such a troll i love him.

Why does everyone hate him?

>>7391049

I want a giant chalkboard because my desk is too cluttered with papers. If I go to Home Depot I can get 2*4 ft panels for like ten dollars. My plan is to fill a whole wall up with them.

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>>7400980
#22

>>7400980
>marry
18, 23, 27, 34, 38.

>fug
33 because lewd n cute but slut so no marrying

>kill
everyone else I guess

>>7401769
>>7400980
scratch that i'll marry maki

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i just spilt poppers in my room and now my room stinks of chemicals. ffs.

>>7401779
>poppers

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>>7401813
that's right bitch

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>>7401815
you're fat, aren't you?

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>>7401820
Nope. I run everyday

>>7401779
Probably better than what my room stinks of.

Abusers are still losers though.

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gonna have sex tonight, but im still anxious about a job interview i just had.

whats the best way to relax in preperation for the 'big event?'

>>7401976
>drink tons of alcohol
>do drugs
>listen to some relaxing music
>go for a run

Usually these things help me out but it's really dependent on what helps you relax. Hell sex might be a stress reliever but what do I know I've only ever had sex with one guy

>>7401976
>>7401779
Sniff this guys carpet?

>>7401874
Yawn. Drugs are for cool kids

How is your day going so far, gaygen?

>>7402306
I'm meant to be doing DIY but it was raining outside so I couldn't do it.

>>7402306
woke up at 2:30
youtube and 4chan since
I don't have a lot going on in my life

>>7402306
Great, work is slow and relaxed today, I got my delivery of Car Wars supplements that I won on eBay and after work I'm off to play snooker with my friends.

>>7390281
why is gay rape not a thing? Like I really want a guy to just kidnap me and lock me in his basement and rape me for 10 years, but you never hear about gays really doing this, its only straight guys. Im p. good looking too, without being masc enough that they'd fear me overpowering them and escaping

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>>7391049
some more pens and a patagonia
also akira vol.1 and slam-dunk vol.1
also...the boy i've had my eyes on for months now ;-;

>>7392461
swimming also really helps build this type

>>7392644
been realizing this in 2016

>>7393065
i think its cute

>>7393111
;_;

>>7402306
myst this

my days been good, didnt have time to get coffee before class (last class of the semester!) but we didn't do much and I got to know a classmate i wanted to be friends with

and i now got my coffee
so p good
also i want to go to a sex shop sometime this week, im getting bored of my current dildo i want to try something different

Someone started a rumor that I am "hung like a horse". A friend of a friend messaged me on facebook and was getting real flirty. He started asking about my dick. After he found out that I am dull average he stopped talking.

>>7402616
Something similar happened in HS to me. I was embarrassed because at the time I thought I was average.

I guess hs girls are bulge watchers too.

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>>7390281
Hey lads

>>7402642
Are you average?

>>7402802
I want to marry him!

>>7402802
>it's leg day (every day)

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>>7402802

>>7402909
He would look better with out the cap.

>>7402992
I'm not looking at the cap bro

>>7402992
>...and the shirt...and the shorts

>>7400980

>#1 - Wiz

Haven't been here in like a year. Still see that Wiz is fat and with a nose ring? Don't only bulldyke lesbians get those!?


>#5 - Rugby
Rugby looks real qt with a beard.


>#14 - Horror
Horror either is on hormones to become a woman or he got fat. Looks like he bathes in cowpus.

>>7403003
This one is on to something.

>>7402999
Baseball caps have become like fedoras and trilbies to me. They are ugly and distracting.

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>>7402849
>>7402858
>>7402909

gonna have sex in 5min
wish me luck

>>7403178
that's a pretty impressive bulge

>>7400940
Iktf
Guys and girls alike are asking me out from time to time, I just turn into a stuttering mess whenever that happens. I just want want to be more confident so I can get a bf someday.

>>7400940
This problem can literally be solved with thirty minutes on Grindr.

>tfw university made me chubby again
Fuck my life ;__;

>>7403299
>university made me chubby again
No.
Lack of self control made you chubby again.

>>7403351
Not really. Before university I lost 40 lbs, got fit, ate healthy and exercised. After starting my first year the stress lack of sleep, zero exercise, horrible schedule and bad diet made me gain about 20+ lbs since then. It fucking sucks

>>7403368
>lack of sleep, zero exercise, horrible schedule and bad diet
You've got control over a lot of those things though. No one's forcing you to eat unhealthy food at gunpoint.

You should at least keep up the exercise. Ideally then some of the weight gained willb e muscle instead of fat.

>>7403387
I know what you mean, going back now I would have changed a lot of thingsz but the enormous stress didn't let me focus on all of them...

It's been a little over a year since my ex broke up with me. Why does it feel like I'm going to be forever alone now?

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Just hooked up with literally the perfect man. Muscular, fuzzy, heavy stubble, 6'3, med student at Oxford, really kind, semi-pro athlete, huge dick, bubblebutt, etc etc

on the one hand, its nice that hes so hot
on the other, the fact that I will never be that hot or in a relationship with someone that hot depresses me

urghh

>>7403225

___ ___

>>7403512
Well, he slept with you, so he must have some degree of interest in you.

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Dearest Magii,

That's master troll to you.

Sincerely,
Nemesis

>>7403703
Can we keep the cringe on /b/

>>7403703
I love francisco and that gif us so perfect for this situation

You aren't just your average troll are you

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>>7403742

You'll soon find out.
My speciality is building up paranoia,
dismantling cliques and leaving chatrooms in ruin.

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us gays right?

>>7400980
fuck 34

marry 38

put rest in an arbeitslager

>>7403793
Can we keep the cringe on /b/

>>7403956
I'll take that as a no

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my favorite thing is mascs "roleplaying" as cats in one way or another

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>>7404024

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>tfw getting thinner and guys are starting to notice it
What's the deal with that? You think they are going to start flirting with me? Well, they already did!

*laugh track*

I mean, every time I lose a couple of pounds I get some guy telling me "you look great". I don't think I look great! I think I look horrible!

The next time someone says that I look "great" I'm just going to call him a nigger! Not that there's anything wrong with that

>>7403793
Oh wow... Have you considered doing one if those reddit AMAs for other aspiring master level trolls?

>>7400980
KILL THEM
KILL THEM ALL

>lose 48 pounds
>Still 66 pounds overweight

I'm going to make it, Right?

I don't think losing weight will bring me closer to getting a bf though.

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I hear some people think eating alone is weird somehow.

Is it?

I like it. I dont want to pretend to like someone just to make others comfortable while I eat.

Its a vacation issue, is why I ask.

>>7404228
>it's a vacation issue

I mean it's a bit weird but I get over it. I don't do it often but occasionally I go out to eat on my own, I'll usually read a book because most places where I live suck and take 30 minutes to get your food done. Also it's nice because there are some places my friends don't want to eat at and I'm the only person that likes those certain restaurants.

>>7404172
Keep on anon. I went from 260 to 190 and it feels good. I can actually wear tighter pants and shirts without looking disgusting

I have a huge fucking red pimple on my right cheek and I've been listening to emo math rock for the past 3 hours
I'm so sad

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how yall homo's holdin up? gonna make it to the next year?

>>7404274
I know I have to keep on going but It looks like I haven't lost any weight. Sure my clothes are getting bigger but I feel my body looks the same.

I went from 165 lb to 148 lb in a three months by cutting out dairy

feels good not being skinnyfat anymore

>>7404357
How tall?

I'm currently 239@6'0

>>7404274

Ty. I am getting all sorts of theories on the web. Maybe I am weird because I dont get why its weird.

Also congrats on the healthier living, and to all who appreciate life and love themselves enough to make the best they can.

Im too old for the vanity aspect myself. But I think its important for people just to have a standard for themselves, whatever it may be, as long as they care about themselves enough to know what it is and appreciate it.

>>7404357
tfw lost 12 lbs but look the exact same

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>>7404357
tfw went from 155lbs to 146lbs by doing absolutely nothing

>>7404434
Something happened. Either you unknowingly ate less or unknowingly moved more. Maybe a combination of both.

>>7404460
>believing the calorie in/out meme

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>>7403793

If you really want to piss them off...

Contact: [email protected]

Discord's TOS clearly states no pornography content is allowed. All it takes is a few people reporting the discord group for their gay porn content and the entire chat server will get wiped and the owner will likely get banned. Any participant who posted pornographic content within a room may also get banned as well from discord if the porn they post is objectionable enough. I just did you a favor and wrote an email to them along with sending them a bunch of screenshots of all the nasty stuff they continue to post in the discord group. I imagine the whole room will be banned within 24-48 hours. Many discord chat servers have been getting wiped due to porn content lately. Good luck.

>>7404370
I think people only think it's weird because restaurants are almost looked at as a place you go with others. Like movies if you go alone it seems weird to some people. But I got over it and do whatever I want because fuck it why not

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>>7404560
I like you

Imagine being so salty that you refuse to let people enjoy their own community

>>7400980
I will marry number 5

>>7400980
My face is honestly my worst quality. Redo with slutty pics please.

>>7404710

>blatantly breaks tos of free service provider
>complains that people are following the rules and reporting their community

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>>7404767
Forgot my name :^)

>>7404777
ouhuhhh I need to be sick

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>>7404710
It's all rugby and his goons. He got banned so now he's pissed. He doesn't care about the community, just being in control of everything. Now that he isn't in control he is doing everything he can to ruin it.

>>7404774
>literally thousands of discord channels with porn
>pretending you're targeting this one because it's breaking TOS

>>7404777
Cute little slut boy

>>7404774
I dont even use the discord
And report them I dont care, if they're breaking the rules then they deserve it. What im saying is that you're being embarassingly salty and that's pretty evident regardless of the means you're using .


lol

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>its a rugby is a fat salty man child episode.

>>7404560

they just deleted the selfie & slut rooms due to your post lol

>>7404870
If you saw some of the faggotry that went on in those chats, then honestly deleting them is a good idea.

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Ruining gay discords > Life, Friends, Dignity

Prove me wrong fags

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>>7404871
Wrong. Someone was just a spazz.

Who is Rugby ?

>>7404889
She's a turk who lives in a flyover state now

tfw hitting up old johns for some work

My other ho friends tell me it works, but it doesn't feel very good

FYI Skype TOS blocks nudity and porn as well. I will be reporting every aingle one of you who doesn't delete your Skype.
5.7
(c) Do not upload, download or share inappropriate images (e.g. nudity, bestiality, pornography).

Once i have had all your Skypes blocked I will be going after your Snapchats because they also ban porn

8.
You will not post content that contains pornography, graphic violence, threats, hate speech, or incitements to violence.

Delete your snap chats now fags

>>7404889

My sweet daughter who gets bullied on here ;___;

Your tumblrs will be next

Uploading Sexually Explicit Video. You can embed anything in a Tumblr post as long as it's lawful and follows our other guidelines, but please don't use Tumblr's Upload Video feature to upload sexually explicit video. We're not in the business of hosting adult-oriented videos (and it's fucking expensive).

>>7405243

uh oh whats gonna happen to all those videos i've uploaded of my butthole winking

>>7405243
>>7405094
>>7405081
It's almost as if every major service says no porn in their 12 page TOS but doesn't mean. And yet we did what the troll wanted why?

Who owns the discord?
>>7400980
#1 in this photo is triggered, he said I have no personality because i'm an ex-fatty, I said 'ignore wizzy he's mad because he's fat' and he kicked me from the discord. This is harassment and double standards, not to mention abuse of power.

Glass house shouldnt throw stones I guess

all this ""drama"" started after irishanon threw a tantrum in the discord group
makes you think.

>>7405357
it was magii who kicked you, you dumb fat fuck

>>7405357
Wiz is garbage why is he a mod

>>7405357
>he doesn't realize that it wasn't wiz that banned/kicked him but another mod

Think back only to yesterday and you will realize who kicked you.

>>7405381
spill

>>7404464
You're dumb as fuck. I bet you believe in "starvation mode" and "six small meals a day".

>>7405357
>>7400980
Not wizzy, I banned you after watching your display earlier and anticipating you'd harass other members and start drama again. I was literally waiting for you to do it. I should have banned you before but I gave you a second chance, given you didn't really do anything on the server besides wait for someone to post a pic so you could start drama with unsolicited insults I take it that your absence will not be a great loss. And pushy was the one to say you look like you have no personality.

Also, speaking of throwing stones in glass houses, look in the mirror some time, #13. Where do you get off on calling everyone ugly and sitting around waiting for people to post pics so you can nitpick at them and act like your own tastes or "aesthetic" are the word of god? http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/traits.html I suggest you read this, and maybe see a therapist.

This is kinda pathetic :^]
Don't you think so?

>>7405392
irishanon got really upset that rugby, hitler and I were in the discord group (despite none of us having done anything wrong) so he muted us and then left when another mod reversed it.
or so i heard.
i was asleep.

>>7405397

GOTTEM

>>7405411
what...

>>7405390
>>7405385
says maggi is offline, nice try kiddo

Check out them bickering teens. Boy howdy.

>>7405357

stay mad honey.

>>7405429
Most people have their settings show them as invisible m8

>>7405429
there's this thing called invisible

>>7405429
Maggi went to sleep wiz is in full shitposting mode

>>7405429

You can be invisible dumb ass.

>>7405397
So wizzy got banned with me? I guess that's only fair. Seeing as he started it by saying 'Ex fatties don't have a personality'. So whenever somebody demeans me i'm just supposed to let it slide?

I even told you yesterday that I wasnt going to start anything but if somebody comes at me i'm going to fire back.

On the very likely chance that wizzy isn't banned, whats with the double standards?

So he's allowed to provoke me, harrass me straight up and if I defend myself back, i'm the only one who gets banned? Uh, i get that you're looking out for your friends but do you understand how silly that is bro? like you waited for me to get harassed and then the second i defend myself you ban me? So you're gonna ban him as well right for antagonising me and harassing me as well? Hmm?

Here is how the conversation went

>You're handsome death but you look like you have no personality
>Ex fatties usually don't
>ignore wizzy he is mad because he's fat
kicked

>>7405453

I remember you are the one that started talking shit about him yesterday and that's why you got kicked in the 1st place and he wasn't even online to say anything back to you until after you got kicked.

>>7405444
I doubt anyone over 12 actually believes that it isnt wiz posting all these comments lol

>>7398340
But how can you get laid when stormtroopers always miss?

>>7405453
Wizzy wasn't banned. Wiz and maggi are old friends. You know that picture with wiz bent over the bed looking like a walrus with a yeast infection in his asshole? Yeah he sent that to maggi even though he was way underage back then. I guess maggi has a soft spot for dysfuctional lard asses.

>>7405453
Actually you started this yesterday when you called everyone ugly but also said he was the ugliest of them all. Wizzy was the one just firing back. Unless you think that whenever you demean somebody they're supposed to just let it slide?

You talk about double standards and defending yourself but really all you did was provoke people, get poked at by said provoked people, and provoke them some more while pretending to be the utterly innocent victim.

>>7405480
We literally only became friends a couple of months ago, he's not even a full mod. Where do you get this stuff?

>>7405480
Maggi was offline when I was kicked, not responding to direct messages or friend request, its obviously wiz who banned me, I have a feeling maggi has more integrity to not have these insane double standards like literally waiting until I get provoked and then banning me for one line of playground banter defending myself

There hasn't been this much drama in Gaygen since 2014 an oh boy, I'm loving it.

>>7405425
exactly what i said.
since i was asleep, i didn't see most of it.

>>7405429
it's magii with 2 Is. (dischord)

>>7405495
i'm under the impression that mods can see chat logs.

>>7405502
this isn't even drama, it's one or two people.

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>>7405505
unban me or ban wizzy, the only two options you have to remain on this moral highhorse you seem be prancing around on

>>7405517
i'm not a mod.

>>7405523
this was directed at wizz or the very unlikely possibility that this is actually maggi proliferating this injustice

>>7405517
>ban wizzy
Why? He was just defending himself.

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>This drama
>Over nothing

Children, relax.

>>7405536
>injustice

dude get a grip. Seriously.

>>7405542
Shut up wiz we know its you

Can we just ban him too

>>7405542
What?

Defending yourself means fighting your own battles, accepting that if you're gonna dish it out by calling me an ex-fatty with no personality, that you'll probably have to take it too. I cant stand people who can dish it out but cant take it like some insecure 12 year old. Defending yourself isnt kicking me from discord or having your powercrazy admin friend ban me. I hope wizz understands he wont be able to make his bed like this and expect other people to lie in it forever.

A defence is a retaliation, it's not 'defending himself' if he straight up attacks me and then kicks me when i fire back. He called me an ex-fatty I called him fat, and I'm the only one that gets banned, what?

>>7405556

You do realize that you were the one that started all this correct?

>>7405570
Look,

I say a prayer for my enemies.
They can not slow down what's meant for me.
Funny how they come around acting like I can't see through they secret identities.
Lately it's all about Zen in me,
Subtracting the negative energy
Fuck with the family turn ur ass to a memory

Why the fuck is anyone getting banned to begin with? I feel like the discord server has more rules than this fucking /lgbt/ board...

Insulting people over their selfies is shit enough but posting your pics for internet validation is dumb if you can't handle criticism and insults.

>>7405556
Wizzy doesn't have a history on the server of harassing people, you do. You weren't banned for this incident alone, this incident was simply what pushed the tolerance for your games over the edge. Think of it like getting into a fight with an innocent up till then man while on parole, which of you is going to get a more severe punishment?
>cant stand people who can dish it out but cant take it like some insecure 12 year old.
The projection is strong. This is literally what you did and seem to consistently do. If you didn't want to get insulted, maybe you shouldn't have insulted people.

Please see a therapist.

>>7405583
Christians invented censorship, not those evil liburuls you fear so much.

>>7405583
lol

>>7405583
see: >>7405517

gotta coddle them and keep them in their glass bubbles, make sure they don't develop thicker skin and keep em sheltered from the real world. Criticism doesn't exist. Nobody is less than a 6/10. If you're friends with the admin you can dish out as much shit as you want but if the person you're beefing with defends them self in the slightest they'll just be removed.

What happened to fucking 4CHAN? There's at least 5 people under 18 in that discord anyway. The funny thing is its not even a safespace, i literally got attacked in there and the attacker doesnt get reprimanded

>>7405583
People are rarely banned unless they excessively break the rules and cause shit that could be better handled in private. im actually surprised people complain so much, given the old discord server would literally ban droves of people for fun. So far there are only like 18 bans, 9 of which are the same person with alt accounts.

>>7403296
Yeah, but I'm paranoid about meeting some wierdo that's going to give me an std.

>>7405617
Wouldn't it be better to just have a list of people easily visible that are recommended to be blocked by all people in the chat? That way people can make up their minds individually.

>>7405584
I think the people who need to see a therapist are the two >18 year olds who you've sheltered so well wailing about cyberbullying because I called their selfies unattractive. Bruh i have literally 0 problem with anyone in their who has enough self awareness to realise honesty and personal preference exists in the world and a blunt critique from an internet chatroom should have 0 impact on their emotional state. Why are you so insistent on exacerbating this fucking bubble they want to live in? Anyone who lives in the realworld has had that shit pop if they choose to function in our society, pop that shit or they'll be repressed neets living in their parents basement with 0 social life outside of 4chan for a long time coming. I had hours of conversation on the voice chat with 5 other adults who had 0 problems with me. You know why? Those people were incisive, they didn't live in a fake little rose coloured sunglasses bubble, and they seemed to have more social interaction than just fake discord compliments.

Throw either one of those two 18 year olds into the real world and see if anyone with a healthy mental state will tell them how 'cuddle-able' they are. You are kidding yourself at this stage lmao. Do you see what website we're on? Didn't realise the discord was a reddit safespace.

You're welcome to unban me or add me at any stage to further discuss this.

>>7405608
>demands people coddle him and let him do whatever he wants in the server
>if you don't you're coddling everyone else
>but also he was ATTACKED
You're literally a walking example of delusional narcissism. I'm not sure what all that LSD did to your brain but it clearly wasn't good. Nobody is doing or saying any of the things you're accusing them of, you pretend we're turning it into a bubble where people only hear what they want to, but people shit on each other all the time in the discord, they're just smart about it and don't take it too far.

If you don't like it, go somewhere that can coddle you, I'm not gonna shelter you, tell you that you can do whatever you want and give you whatever you want. This is the real world after all. grow a thicker skin and get over it.

>>7405647
Wiz is like 35

>>7405628
no, it wouldn't.

>>7405655
Why? Seriously this whole fight and ban became a thing because people refuse to block people they don't like.

This is all really just pathetic cut, your losses lick your wounds put your tail between your legs and just shut the hell up.

>>7405649
I cant "get over" something i was never under. We're discussing the double standards of me being provoked and then banned and how if you have 'anxiety' you get a free pass on talking shit and not having to take it.

>>7405480
Reading this, it seems you have some skeletons in your closet too m7+1
>>7405628
Nah, last night i was ganged up on by like 4 people. I went from being handsome to an ugly cheekbone fatty with no personality because I said some 18 year old kid with put 0 effort into his appearance was unattractive.

I just feel as though the circumstances under which people can attack me and then I get lopsidedly banned are unjust.

Maggi can either ban wizzy or unban me, or everyone in this gen will know how biased he is.

>>7405670
because it's a stupid idea.

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>>7400845

When Daddy Clause disappears without granting my Christmas-Kaworu...

Please, I beg of you. I'll put out extra milk and cookies...

>>7405675

here is the thing about your whole being attacked bit. Wiz was never part of that, and you singled him out when others were talking shit about you.

>>7405684

You're gonna have to put out more than that if you know what I mean

>>7405692
>PUSHY: Deathsnova you're handsome but you look like you have no personality
>WIZ: ex-fatties usually don't
>deathsnova: Guys ignore wiz he's mad because he's fat
*Banned*

waah i have body dysmorphia dont call me ex-fatty, waah i have disassociate personality disorder don't make fun of me, waah i have no real life social interactions outside of mummy giving me good boy points, i post selfies expecting nothing but compliments, please validate me

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>>7405647
>talks about being mature and an adult who can handle the real world, rejection and all that other stuff those sheltered discord kiddies can't
>spends an age typing up a storm on 4chan about how this is so because he got banned from a discord group full of homosexuals on the least interesting board in the world

You sure showed us.

>>7405714

I'm speaking about yesterday dick head or did you forget about that?