help me help myself

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>>7379820
Rent a U-Haul (doesn't have an engine in the front to absorb an impact) and blow into the side of a building with a large load in the back.

>>7379820
Choose a different method entirely. This method means you might end up traumatising some innocent driver for the rest of their life and also just hold everyone up trying to get somewhere.

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>>7379966
what other method then, this seems to be the easiest

>>7379966
>traumatising some innocent driver for the rest of their lif
Trust me, if you're a semi driver, this is the best shock of your life. Gets you off the booze, shitty living conditions, coke, and gives you a new start. OP, go through with it. 2 birds with 1 stone.

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>>7380013
yeah i saw a article of the semi driver that hit that one trans girl, Leelah Alcorn, the driver said he was ok about it and feels bad for her basically.

>>7380013
>>7380057
imoh it's not a risk worth taking, not everyone would react that way

bike towards oncoming traffic when it's dark. make the highway haunted and possibly traumatize a mother and her kids. Do it while drunk.

>>7379820

why do you want to kill yourself anon? you dont have to answer if you dont want to.

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>>7379820
Join the freemasons, take some anal poundings find out some evil shit, then leak it online. Way less painful.

>>7380232
Yeah, making a place haunted is a great idea. You would need to make it a really memorable and creepy story. Also, pay someone to do something spooky for several years afterward, making sure people remember you.