/lgbt/ hacks thread

>>7378242
>shove a headless shower hose up your ass
Isn't it dangerous to fill yourself up like this? Like wouldn't it damage your intestinal flora?

>>7378253
If you live in the us then yes

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>>7378242
VPNs.

>>7378260
No not because of the water itself but because bacteria from different regions get mixed

>>7378242
If you just fucked someones dirty ass in the woods/toilet/etc raw and have a muddy cock, but want to continue with someone else in the same cruising session, have hin suck your dick before you leave until the next guy won't be able to taste what you were doing before you got with him.

>>7378242
But shitting out poopwater is disgusting

you can remove your own balls nearly for free with only a plastic spork and some determination

>>7378278
So is shit on dick

>>7378316
so condom is the only option?

>>7378324
Who wants to fuck with a condom

>>7378370
people who don't want shit on their dick or aids?

>>7378383
Look at the trendy hack to solvr that problem, duh.

>>7378391
oh well not having sex is probably the easiest option, because it happens by default.

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>>7378242
I knew I'd have some good reason to have one when I saved this cap the last time I had to buy bottled water

Thanks dude, my initial thought has come full circle and now I have peace of mind