Cis Lesgen

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>marissa paternoster will never have a torrid romance with you
why even live?

:(

>tfw your gf lets go and just melts in your hands as you make love to her

>>7375313
How does that work?

>>7375273
I guess I lead with emotional attraction; the physical attraction just comes later for me. Or maybe not at all, if we're talking about rating on a scale /10 or something. I can still "objectively" see some of the girls I've dated aren't conventionally particularly pretty, even while with them. If I didn't know them and just saw a picture of them somewhere, I wouldn't think twice about it, they just look like average people, whatever.

But when I'm in love, I just see them as my beautiful gf, not some numbers on a scale.

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>>7375342

>>7375342
Her girlfriend is Olaf and she forgot to put a little cloud over it. rip ;_;7

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How the fuck do I get over having feelings for a friend, lesgen? She isn't straight, which doesn't help, but I just know that she isn't interested in me. We work together and live in the same building, so it's not like I can avoid her until I'm over it. And I don't want to tell her and mess things up.

>>7375388
Off topic, but how many of you fucks here have read r9keis or ship elsanna? I feel like I've seen a bunch of gay disney incest pics posted.

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>>7375405
At least a couple were probably me. Watching Moana last week made me want to rewatch Frozen, which led to me rereading all of those old fics, and going through my Frozen folder.

I can't be the only /frz/ degenerate though

>>7375452
You're not. I don't know what it was, but something got me into the /frz/ mood again lately too. I went and finally finished reading Stolen Ice and it was pretty terrible desu.

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I'm getting that increased-sex-drive-before-your-period thing happening and suddenly want nothing more in life than to have Tomi Lahren writhing and whimpering underneath me.

Help, guys.

>>7375516
If I were left alone with Tomi Lahren I would make sure to become the sex-crazed, depraved, rapist, perverts, Fox news touts all homosexuals to be.
I want to lay her down by the fire with an American flag ablaze.

>>7375484
I wanted to reread Tessellate but the author took it down. I might read Stolen Ice next, if only because I love reading terrible fics as much as I love good ones.

>>7375555
>Tessellate
That's actually hilarious. I can get you a copy if you want.

Stolen Ice was actually very good for the first half or so, then it goes downhill after that. Though maybe it's just because I started losing interest? I'd still give it a go though. Any recs on what I should read next?

I want to go to where the lesbians are. Where's that mythical land /lesgen/?

>>7375584
I might have to take you up on that because I never got around to finishing it.

I really liked A Formal Arrangement, and I'm reading Anything Her Heart Desires right now, and I like it so far. I'm honestly just going through the old pastebin and picking though whatever sounds interesting.

>>7375628

There isn't sister. Such is life.

>>7375528
I don't want to hurt her. I merely want to help her relax for a moment and, possibly, turn her into my willing pet.

>>7375555
Checked.

>>7375628
I hear it's Boston.

>tfw no gf

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Forgot to post about date I was having. Haha, woops. Anyway let me give a summary.

>Black qt picks me up from my house
>We go to button girl's house and pick her up too
>She winks at me like she knows, giving me another reason not to like her
>We then go out to a movie
>Don't speak much during the movie, but I do slip my hand of qt's
>After the movie is done at 8PM we go to some semi-formal restaurant
>Find out that button girl is 16 years old during this time
>Drive back to button girl's house is awkwardly silent
>Try to break the ice, say something along the lines of, "The food at that restaurant was stuffing."
>Button girl blurts out, "I'm gonna stuff you."
>Both button girl and qt find that to be funny
>Don't want to make things stranger and laugh along
>Button girl gets dropped off and qt takes me home
>Says she's sorry that tonight might have been weird
>Kisses me goodbye and drops me off

I'd say that the date went fine, up until the "stuff you" phrase. I haven't stopped thinking about it and I'm kind of concerned that a 16 year old might want to have sex with me. Or that I've fallen into some elaborate scheme to get a 16 year old laid.

>>7375661
That sounds like a good idea, I'll check that out.

I'm away right now, but I can get it to you tomorrow probably. Will you still be around?

>>7375898
Fuck the sixteen year old

>>7375452
Another /frz/ Anon present. Elsanna is life. Anyone read Helping Hands? It's cute and hot.

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>>7376122
Nah, I prefer cute fluff and/or plot more than lewd stuff myself.

Bless the OTP.

>>7375957
But if I do, and someone finds out then I could face some serious trouble. Not to mention if she ever disdains me like I do her then she could use that as leverage against me.

Besides, I already have a girlfriend, I think. And I don't want to ruin anything between us.

>>7375302

WHY EVEN LIVE.
Why would you remind me of these feels in the early morning anon.

>>7376325

'ill stuff you' just sounds more like generic teenager comedy/banter, honestly.

I wouldn't think anything of it, for now at least.

Can lesbians crying in public be our new meme?

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>>7376225
I like cute fluffy stuff too, but sometimes you have to go lewd.

>when you spend an hour of your day doing a favor for your ex
>happy to do it at the time just to do something nice for her
>miserable the rest of the day afterwards
>2:24am and can't sleep

Dear clg,

Does a scissoring/tribadism actually work? Or is it just some porn fluff made for straight men?

Update on the housesitting situation: IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Wednesday was normal, she went do sleep and didn't do nothing, but yesterday, around 1AM, I'm falling asleep and I hear her banging on my door and calling my name. Thankfully the door was locked, so I pretend I'm asleep and ignore it until she stops. Very awkward moment. Then I woke up and she's laying there on the couch with her legs spreads in her booty shorts and HNNNNNNNNNNG

She said she couldn't sleep the whole night because there was a rat in her room (which I doubt), and she's afraid he might still be there, so she asked me if she could sleep in the guest room with me today. Holy shit dudes.

What is my best course of action here?

>>7376500
Ignore her

She'll either bite it and step off, or worse, try even harder for your attention.

>just hope the former happens

>>7376500
Do it. It's your responsibility to lead the girl to her true calling - lesbianism. Plus I'm gonna schlick to it for sure.

>>7376509
>>7376512
I just went to her room after posting that and said I saw no rat there and her reply was that "he might be hidden", fuck me

>>7376496
Depends on how sensitive your clit is

>>7376518
>ywn have a hormonal teenager beg for your attention
Do it for all of lesgen Anon.

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>>7375452

we /frz/ now

>>7375267
the recent news gets me every time

>>7375813
>I hear it's Boston.
I'll vouch for that. Lived here all my life and no lack of qt3.14's running around that are inclined towards female passions.

>>7376496
In my experience? No. Tribbing is OK but these's nothing but leg cramps in store when you try to scissor.

But why bother when there's so many other ways to have fun?

I come back here after like two months to and now we've got a thread news section, nice. I'm glad you haven't changed, /lesgen/.

>>7376687
I'm really glad we started doing that. It's cute and fun.

>>7375628
Lesbos.

>>7377069
trust me it's not

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What are you gifting your Qts for Christmas?

My gf has been working really hard lately, and yet receives extra work still and some of her friends don't believe her schedule is as tight as she says. I'm thinking of giving pic related to her, so she gets reminded every day that the cat and me appreciate all the hard work she's doing.

>>7377102
>implying I have a gf
Hahahaohmygod...
Seriously though, I'm gifting my best friend some small LV bracelet, white gold maybe. She's helped me through a lot of stuff this year and I feel that's only fair.

>>7376485
what was the favor?

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>>7375912
I passed out there, but yeah, I'm still around!

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>>7377291
Cute.

>>7377102
I plan to get mine a hat.

>>7377371
I love this pose but irl it doesn't work so well and that makes me sad. My hand always gets trapped in fabric hell and is slightly at the wrong angle.

>>7377393
It doesn't work well for fingering imo, but if it's just getting rubbed off lazily and taking your time it's fun.

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>>7377371
Too lewd

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>>7377424
No such thing. Let it go.

>>7377102

>Got halfway through typing out description of my present and why its perfect and I hope she loves it
>remember she reads lesgen
Fug

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>>7377449
No, it's better to conceal. Don't feel.

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>>7377473
Put on a shooooow.
I think I'm gonna watch Frozen, thanks you homos.

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>>7377522
What can i say except you're welcome?

>>7377551
Well, it's better than reading lewd Elsanna fanfiction and getting all hot and bothered.
Still though.

>>7377469
>tell Qt weird stuff that happens on the internet sometimes
>she slowly catches onto me talking about 4chan
>started browsing it again because of me

L-Let's hope she didn't find /lesgen/ yet.

>>7377416
You're not wrong. I suck at rubbing off other girls. It's hard to tune to their different sensativity levels.

>>7376702
Can't respost because audio and blue board, but theres a webm in gif right now of a woman rubbing herself with a fleshlight and it looks devine.

>>7377469
>>7377662
>tfw gf sends me stale /lesgen/ memes to keep my on my toes

Luckily she doesn't know where else i've been posting latley.

>>7377675
You can link it here.

>>7377671
Yeah that's true. I'm pretty lucky in that regard because I orgasm easily (most of the time)

>>7377675
Post link pls

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>tfw day drinking at 1pm on a Friday

>>7375313
What do you do to her to get that reaction?

Asking for a friend

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>>7377742

>>7377742
>tfw 7pm and still at work

>>7377551
How was Moana? I want to see it pretty bad but have no one to go with, so I'll probably end up torrenting it in a few months. :(

>>7377805
Go to the movies alone, you retard

>>7377742
That's my girl!

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What's the last show you have finished watching, /lesgen/? Looking for inspiration t b h.

>>7377835
I can't drive.

>>7377843
The new Gilmore Girls, before that Black Mirror. Gilmore Girls wasn't that great but nostalgia worked its magic, while Black Mirror was pretty consistently awesome.

>>7377843
Lesbian of Interest was great stuff.

Just finished the Expanse which is brilliant if you're into scifi.

>>7377742
>tfw wanted to go drinking with a friend tomorrow
>tfw another friend invited me to go out drinking tonight

Is this what having a social life feels like?

>>7377884
Yes. Enjoy it Anon.

>>7375267

How can we keep men freaks like >>7375704 out. They're all talking about how to infest this place. I want to hurt them for doing that.

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>>7377805
It's a gorgeous film, and it has one of my favorite climaxes in a disney film, honestly.
All the characters are really fun and well written, and Moana's adorable.

Just go during like a wednesday afternoon or something, that's what i usually do if I go to the movies myself.

>>7376596
She is out with her friends right now, but before leaving she was sitting legs spread on the living room couch in front of me

I don't think I'm gonna make it through tonight dudes. There's only so much a human being can take

>>7377849
No bike? No walk? No bus?
Oh, no ambition....

>>7377689
>>7377686
Can't fucking find it now

>>7377912
PLEASE FUCK HER
At least kiss her

>>7377912
Just let her sleep in the guest room with you. I'm sure she won't do anything too lewd while you're sleeping.

>>7377912
I'm really torn. On one hand, it's obviously kinda wrong-slash-creepy.
On the other, goddamn if it isn't hot. So my stupid horny side says please fuck her.

>>7377929
>>7377932
>>7377934
THIS ADVICE IS NOT HEALTHY

I have to think about her parents (my friends) and everything F A M, but jesus. She looks like a skinnier Holly Earl

>>7377953
>Holly Earl
Oh gosh, those eyes. Now you just have to fuck her.

>>7377901
I'm so jealous, everyone has said it's amazing. Maybe I'll actually reach out to a friend for once to go see it with me. I don't care about looking like a loner in public, I just have no transportation.

>>7377966
Aw fuck it, I'm gonna go shave.

>>7377291
Here you go. Ending sucks btw.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/7rvxxi8urlqa6z7/tessellate.html

>>7378007
I thought it was pretty but also formulaic. No big surprises, sort of dull. Not very funny.

>>7378015
GET ITTTT

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>>7378015
PLS MAKE SURE TO GIVE US THE FULL DETAILS AFTERWARDS

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How to know if you have high standards? I can't really tell where I stand in the "dateable" scale and it's starting to bum me out

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>>7378021
>>7378057
You are fucking bastards. I guess I'm just gonna have to give her the ol' thunderthighs

>>7378067
post face

>>7378086
Kat Dennings, that you?

>>7378128
Sadly not as pale. Is that a compliment?

Why are y'all so cute.

>>7378108
is face all there is to it? Because I've seen girls with faces I thought were pretty but now get turned off thinking about because their personalities and overall behaviour are so "eh...ugh"..

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What does it mean when a qt makes eye contact with you?
It means sex, r-right?

>>7378086
Don't fuck her.
You can fuck me instead.

>>7378155
I'm set. Right now I'm extremely horny and kinda angry that she has gotten me to the point where I wanna fuck her, and I don't wanna rub it cause I wanna save this energy for the night, so I feel like taking her fucking beautiful head of hair in my hands and shoving it in my crotch very furiously

I hope I do not have sober regret instantly after cumming, that would suck, considering there's still another night tomorrow.

>>7378147
Easier to judge face than personality on an anonymous Mongolian woodworking internet meme board.

>>7378149
If she gives eye contact and smiles it means she's a goddamn female and doesn't realize that her common courtesy has made you fall in love and broken your heart all at once.

>>7377877
It sure was. Wonder if they renew it? Persian sociopath featuring dogo as main characters could be interesting and I would probably watch it even though dogo is such a blatant comic relief character.
>Expanse
Oh yes I am into sci-fi and this sounds promising, I might check it out. Ty!

>>7377871
>Black Mirror
Liked this one too. Too bad I already watched it.

>>7377843
true detective season 1 was great but season 2 sucked

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>>7377751
kek

>tfw eene was one of my faves growing up

>>7377782
I'll pour one out for you sis.

>>7377835
At least someone is proud of me.

>>7377884
I wouldn't know. What pairs well with vodka and koolaid powder?

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>in my first gay relationship as a bi person
>her family knows
>mine doesn't
>shes coming over tonight, with both of my parents around

im nervous desu
I just want my own place

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What do I do now? I started talking to this qt on tinder, but I think I may have asked her out to quick.. my friend said that her response sounds like a polite way to turn me down, and that I should apologize for moving to quick and asking her out withen our first ten messages, but I don't know how to think of it. I really want this to work out because she's cute and we got along in our messages pretty well! Any advice?

>>7378429
She said she will let you know when she's free.
With a smiley face.
That sounds like she wants to see you.
If she was trying to turn you down she would say she is really busy or has to go to a thing with family or something.
Don't give up hope.
I think she likes you.
If you haven't heard from her a few days into break, then wait a day or two more and then message her with a suggestion that you meet. Offer specific plans so she knows what she's getting into.
Honestly I don't like it when my date says "let's hang out" because I don't know if that means she's taking me to a nice restaurant or she wants to netflix and chill so I don't know how to dress.
I like it when they are very specific so I can add input (for example if I don't like the restaurant, or I should stop and pick up beers or whatever)

So that's my 2 cents.
Good luck.
Let us know how it works out.

>>7375267
Met my girlfriend (fiance) here on lesgen. We lived in different parts of the country and skyped for a long time before actually meeting. She finished school and moved to the same town I go to school in. When I finish graduate school, we will move somewhere new together.

She gave up so much all for me. She hates it here, and to be fair it probably is a culture shock to her. She hates her job too. I wanted her to go somewhere she would be happy, even if it meant it wasn't with me but she's stubborn. So I do all I can to keep her happy.

She's kind and caring, makes me dinner and other meals a lot. She's actually good at cooking while I somehow mess up making rice, each time messing up a different way. We go on trips together and she helps keep me sane while my mom battles cancer (again). She always spends time with me and introduces me to all kinds of new things. I love her so much.

>>7378015
In her desperation to court the dark-haired adolescent girl, Anon went off to trim the vellus on her legs, only to misjudge a stroke of the instrument and lacerate the skin she wished to beautify. Ounce after ounce of red life poured from the incision, with a swiftness she had no time to react to, leaving her simply a woeful cadaver.

This has been Sisters Macabrr.
Thank you.

>>7378479
Thank you so much, that was really helpful. I'm guess I'm letting my nerves get to me since I've never been on a date or anything before. Okay, if she doesn't text me back I'll do what you said and offer a specific place and day where we can meet up (I'm thinking the local coffee shop since she has a pic in her profile of her drinking coffee). I'll report back if we do end up going on a date next week, since our winter break officially starts on the 16th.

>>7378394
maybe I'm out of whack, but if I were you I'd probably have loads of fun pretending she was only a friend and sneaking in kisses when we'd manage to be alone.

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Much of the Internet (and my parents, womp womp) have that attitude of "omg just because you're gay that doesn't mean it's a personality trait, it's stupid for your orientation to be any more significant than it would be for a straight person." People (on Reddit especially?) seem to get irritated if you're not one of those "I wouldn't ever know they were gay if not for some tiny thing" people because otherwise the gay person is "obsessed" with their orientation, clearly has no other interests, has a victim complex, or is shoving it down other people's throats. I realized I've really internalized that message because sometimes lesgen anons will yell at me to get out for not being gay enough or will accuse me of being bisexual because it sounds like I'm pushing a "I don't see orientation" idea when it's actually "I'm so totally fine with everything and everyone being straight, haha who even is bothered by that, of course there don't need to be lesbians on TV, I only care about good writing it shouldn't matter what a characters orientation is, I don't expect to be catered to hahaha...ha... I'm not a snowflake pls accept me" coping mechanism-ish thing.

Thanks for any anons that insulted me upon sending my stupidity, it made me not realize that I was doing it but also that it's a stupid attitude and pretending to be thr Chill Unbothered Lesbian whose orientation is totally incidental and cringey to bring up... is dumb!!!!!!!

>>7378479
Not the anon you replied to but this is really good advice written in a very calming and comforting style and I'm glad we have anons like you on this board. Extending genuine help and support to Internet lesbians is what makes these threads good and wholesome.

>>7375267
>>Anon gets new pajamas. They are cute and so is her stomach.
I am blushing OP

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>>7375267
Threadly reminder that even niggers have better relationships, on average, than dykes do. Less abuse even.

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>>7378964
>even niggers have better relationships, on average, than dykes do
I never understood how people just totally separate blacks from legbutts. Where do black lesbos fall within those statistics? The black data or the lesbian data?

>>7378964
Don't post whoro in lesgen.

>>7379179
That Anon is a retard but Holo is a miracle of the universe you heretic.

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Why are you currently not masturbating to Malena Morgan?

>>7379296
Because I'm out with friends and my clit is still sensitive from last time.

>>7378605
I feel like you're talking about me except I haven't had that epiphany

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>>7375267
My girlfriend is the biggest dork I know, and I really appreciate her for that.

>>7378605
oops, *not ONLY realize I was doing it

>>7379325
Yeah it's weird when people are progressive enough to be fine with you being gay but also won't accept that there is certain baggage that comes with being gay which you're allowed to talk about. I think that makes those people either a) not progressive enough or b) so "progressive" that they're living in the year 3016 and being gay is truly never noteworthy. Sometimes it feels like a nicer version of "Gay people are fine but why do they need to hold hands on the street eww" where insteas it's "gay people are fine but why does it intersect with aspects of your life other than your relationships ughhh"

In what ways do you act like a Chill Unbothered Lesbian, anon?

>>7379379
Yfw my consultant's patient called penguins "arctic gentlemen" when asked to identify the animal as part of a cognitive assessment

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>>7379260
This stupid cunt is right.

>>7378086
You're making a teenage dream come true, anon.
Where was my Anon when I was 16? I'm still bitter about this at 23. This is pathetic.

All I can think about when someone mentions penguins lately is that video where Benedict Cumberbatch can't say the word penguins. It just... makes no sense. Why WHY does he butcher it so badly?!

For the uninitiated: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnLDJAgrws

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What do you think of Ari fitz /lesgen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsBpCopCv9I

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>>7378236
The feels. They hurt, anon. You hurt me.

I have a date with a girl in a few weeks and I'm so nervous about it.

>>7379511
It's very near bedtime. She's already in the guest room. I guess I'm going to sleep.

Wish me luck /lesgen/

>>7379619
>tfw grew up in jamaica and the music in this vid is nostalgic

she's cute but too cool/normal to be my type

>>7379689
Aw, congrats anon! What are you nervous about?

>>7379689
Ooh good luck! Imagine that she's just as nervous as you, and thinks you're just as casual about it as you think she is. Always helps me to imagine the other person feeling what I'm feeling.

How did you score a date? Lesbian story time pls. :)

>>7378086
Hello sexy mama. Y u single bb hmu we'll be gfs 5lyfe.

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>>7379619
Androgynous girls are 100% my type but I'm not into the whole "cool guy" persona. Would still let her fuck my brain out tho.

(Btw does anyone else get really grossed out thinking about sex while taking a shit? Currently taking a shit and I feel gross now)

>>7379691
Oh shit it's habbaning. Post pics of her sleeping next to you when morning comes.
Remember we're all rooting for you.

Okay so I matched with this qt girl on tinder a few days ago and neither of us has said anything yet
Should I just start the conversation? I'm too autistic to know what to say

>>7379868
You totally should! Mention something from her profile. If she lists a hobby, ask her a question about it. If she's wearing something pretty in a photo, tell her you like it. If her bio has a joke, tell her it made you laugh. Basically just find a detail and lead with it. No need to overthink it, anon.

>>7379868
I've had two matches so far, and I started the conversation both times, so yes I think you should take the initiative and message her. I didn't know what to say either, so I would say "hey, how are you? [Insert comment relating to her profile here]" it's worked so far, and I'm a sperg too haha.

The hardest part is keeping a conversation going, in my opinion. I get nervous around qts easily, and will have a thousand doubts about them running through my head at once and it's messes me up haha

>>7378964
>getting to feel up boobs
>getting your vagina eaten by the pros
>soft hairless skin
>her body against yours
>implying I wouldn't enjoy being abused, even

Worth it.
You're just jelly you will never feel your own sensitive nipples and supple breasts press up against those of another woman's.

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>>7378605
Good job, anon.

Relating to the posts above, I found a qt butch girl on tinder, and talking to her she's really down to earth and nice, but she does that same arrogant frat boy pose in most (4/6) of her pictures which puts me off a little. Am I being shallow? In the two where she's doing a different, more genuine looking pose she's super qt, but the try hard attitude she has going on in the majority of her photos rubs me the wrong way a little, like it seems as if she's trying to be someone she's not, but she's just to sweet for the typical cold butch thing she's going for. Hopefully we're going to meet up soon, so that'll help me get a more clear picture of what she's like irl.

I'm scared as fuck about meeting a girl, so this is mostly just my nerves speaking.

I used 2 read these threads a few months ago and had forgotten why I'd stopped. Thanks for reminding me why, >>7377896! N like, the whole fucking yr friends' daughter, creepy

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We talked about Beauty and The Beast in my lit class and it made me further understand just why I never noticed I was gay. It's a story where an objectively beautiful woman falls in love with a guy despite how ugly he looks. She can feel absolutely no physical attraction to him while he feels attracted to her. The lessons I took away from this were a) women aren't attracted to men, that's not a component of being in a relationship and falling in love, and b) women are attractive.

Obviously I also saw this in a lot of TV shows growing up. The ugly fat husband and the hot TV wife- yet more evidence for my childhood self that, again, women aren't attracted to men, and meanwhile it is universally agreed upon that women are attractive-- that they're infinitely more attractive than men goes without saying.

Plus I remember going to art museums with my mom when I was a kid and asking why there were so many nude paintings and sculptures of only women. My mom always told me that it's because the female form is more beautiful.

Then when I went bra shopping growing up, I clearly remember seeing all the sultry models in lingerie staring at the camera/the viewer-- in a store explicitly for women, in an ad that was explicitly meant to be viewed by women. So these were like women looking seductively at women, and "sex sells" so clearly everyone feels the same way about these ads as I do.

WHATEVER I'm just annoyed that I grew up with no clue that I was gay because, essentially, I had no clue other people weren't as well. There are a million more examples I could give but I'm sure you guys already know them first hand.

>>7380107
>The ugly fat husband and the hot TV wife
I wish this trope would die. And all the other stuff you listed. It's bullcrap.

>>7379691
I'M ROOTING FOR YOU

>>7379868
>>7379959
The thing is, her bio literally says nothing except "marketing major"
I can imagine she's boring anyway
I just want a qt gf who spends as much time playing games as I do and has the same sense of humour. It's easy enough finding guys like that, anyway

>>7380074
If she act that way irl - lightly tease her about putting on an act, she'll probably come to realize she is and stop acting that way.

>>7379296
Omg, she used to be my mother fucking JAM.
Seen all of her shit too many times and it's a bit too polished for my tastes now, though.

>>7380198
The first girl I matched with was boring, but that's just how things go, most people on the app won't be your type. I've found a girl who's more talkative and that I get along with more this morning, so don't give up hope. It took the second girl almost two weeks to match with me after I liked her profile, just keep swiping anon, you'll get your gamer qt one day

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>>7378394
same anon, it went well
we got to play vidya all night alone
we're going to an arcade tomorrow
wish me luck or something

>>7380201
Thanks anon, I'll do that if I notice her putting on an act.

The reason it stuck out to me so much was because I used to be the one who pretended to be the stone cold butch, but I've come to realize that's not who I am at all. I'm still butch, but I've accepted that I'm all excitable, cheerful and submissive haha

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>>7380248

>it went well

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>>7380248
May your scores be high and your pussy's wet

>>7380227
Can't you just be my qt gf for Christmas anon?

>>7380270
Aw, you're sweet! That'd be much easier than trying not to get ghosted again. What vidya do you play? I am a huge fan of Monster Hunter, but I've only met one person who plays it. Oh, and I like pokemon and fire emblem as well (haha is it too obvious that I only own Nintendo consoles?)

>>7380249
Aw, cute.
How did you realize? Did some qt push you into loosening up and becoming her pathetic subbie?

>>7380248
>>7378394
Bishits kill yourselves or learn to fucking read. Lesbians only.

>>7380320
Hmm, I play a lot of Overwatch, since I moved out I only ever really play on my PC while my ps4 collects dust. I've gotten kind of lazy lately too so I'm not actually playing too much. I'm hyped for The Last of Us 2 tho
I've never heard of Monster Hunters either, but I'll check it out. I got a 3ds a year or two ago and never really bothered playing it, might hunt it out of the attic and charge it up one day and see what games I can find c:

>>7380329
Actually yeah, that's exactly what happened. Nice guess anon!

(Warning: wall of text ahead) My crush is very outspoken and brash, a cute ginger with tasteful piercings. She invited me to spend the night with her over a year ago, and when we were in bed, talking, she asked me about how I think I'd act in asked relationship. I told her that I always thought I'd be the more dominant, assertive type, even though I had doubts in my mind when I said that since I knew deep down it wasn't 100% true. Afterwards she asked me if I'd been kissed before, I told her I haven't, and she laid on top of me and we started making out (this wasn't spontaneous, there was tension between us beforehand). It was a series of slow, passionate kisses and I would get excited and speed up my pace and she'd pull back, and whisper "slow down, baby" that pretty much was all I need to fully realize I'm a pathetic subbie haha. During the kissing all I wanted was for her to be rough with me.. The aftermath was we only spoke about it again once, and nothing more ever happened between us.

And yes, I do have old pictures of me doing the 'frat boy' pose in front of my mirror from when I was younger haha

>>7380470
POST THEM

>>7380040
source???

>>7380470
Please god post the pics.
Even if you must blur your face, though I'd prefer you didn't.

>>7380520
I'm going to teach you something really cool, OK?
First, you right click, and then (Now this is the tricky part), you type 'S'.

Vid is of Katya Clover and Sicilia


Please do not disappoint me again.

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>>7380476
Oh God. The cringe is real. I won't post the very embarrassing one where I would be doing this retarded scowl with my head down and to the side thing, I'm not ready for that yet. This is from, 2014 or 2013 I think? I would have been 15/16, but I've always looked young for my age. I'm 18 and people think I'm a freshman in highschool haha. Screen shot because it was burried in my camera folder.

I don't know what I was going for, I remember thinking I looked so cool when in reality I was just being a try hard. I also only wore black and gray... ugh, highschool.

>>7380575
That's not bad at all. Here I am thinking you were some kind of 'stud' with a flatbrimmed sports hat (Sticker still on, of course), over-sized plaid patterned shorts, and tall basketball shoes.

You just look like a girl who thinks smoking is cool and listens to Neutral Milk Hotel.
Very qt, would bang my way into a jail cell for.

>>7380592
I smoke and I listen to neutral milk hotel and I look nothing like that
I don't think smoking is cool though

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>>7380549
1. I know it's Clover. I just wanted to know what scene
2. pic related

>>7380575
Yeah, that isn't that bad. You just look kind of moody. I see worse on basically every young lesbian's instagram.

You're 18 now, so I hereby relieve you of responsibility for stupid pics you took at 15. Now post your smile.

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>>7380617
Babe, omg. If you do exactly what I say, you'll literally be given the link to said video with said scene.

>>7380617
Watching Russian porn in a German language browser? An international anon of mystery.

>>7380592
Thank you haha. I did go through a poorly fitting snap back phase, but that was in freshman year of highschool and I didn't have a phone back then.

That was pretty much me. I used to try to get my ginger friend to buy me cigarettes and she'd always get mad and tell me to fuck off haha

>>7380660
C-can we see your ginger friend?

>>7375267
I keep forgetting to say this but OP, this is a great pic and it makes me happy each time I see it.
Also
>Woman has test anxiety, but this exam won't decide her entire life. Plenty of people love her, she's going to be better than fine.
Buhuhu thank you, I'ma cry. :''''') I love you too.

>>7380660
Not all snapbacks are created equal.
I'm 24 and still wear some snapbacks, and only backward.

Fight me

>>7380697
Tacky

>>7380666
I'm still close friends with her so I don't want to go posting pics behind her back or anything, but she looks similar to Wendy from Gravity Falls, but 5'3 and with a perfect ass haha

>>7380620
That makes me feel better, I guess the phase I went through isn't as bad as the phase mid teen lesbians on Instagram seem to be going through now

I feel too shy to post any more of myself.. but I look kinda the same, except my face has matured more and I dress completely differently.

>>7380706
It's not tacky, it's kitschy!

I hope everyone here gets a really cute gf if you don't already have one and you fall very deeply in love and get that really peaceful feeling that you are truly and deeply safe in her arms as you are cuddling. I hope nobody said anything that got you down this week and you saw a really cute animal video that cheered you up if you were down.

After my exams end (soon, so soon!) I wanted to do a thing where you could describe yourselves and I would post doodles of anons drawn based on what they wrote. Would anyone be up for that? Who doesn't want a second rate cartoony portrait of themselves made my someone who's never seen your face for Christmas.

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>>7380633
I didn't scroll down far enough and was confused.
>reasons you shouldn't browse 4chan at 4 in the morning
>>7380649
don't forget the cambodian basket weaving image board we're on

>>7380697
Post a pic to determine if lesgen needs to cohesively fite you or jump your bones

>>7380734
Aww anon, you sound just lovely. The doodle thing sounds cool, I'd be down for it. Probably the only Christmas gift I'd get t b q h.

>>7380743
Huh, that's weird. The video played and everything for me. Maybe it's your shit German internet.

>>7380744
I'm an attention whore, you've seen my picture before

>>7380734
You're a sweetie, I hope your week was wonderful as well!

I'd be up for that, yeah! I think it's be fun to see how someone who has never seen my face interprets it. Good luck on your exams, anon. I have one on Monday

>>7380720
What do you dress like now?

>>7380734
Haha, go for it. Sounds cute.

>>7380743
I'm pissed at the missed opportunity in that porn video. Should have been first person pov the whole video. Would have been legendary.

>>7380751
I'll send you a gift anon.

>>7380720
>the phase mid teen lesbians on Instagram seem to be going through
Umm are you saying squinting into the camera with your head tilted and posing with your hips jutted forward ISN'T going to be a timeless aesthetic just like all-denim 90s outfits?? Wow rude.

>>7380743
Lmao at this description.
"In an unexpected twist for Svetlana, her friend turned out to be a lesbian. However, after initial/first kisses Sveta understood that she herself [screenshot cuts off] to her friend. Soon things turned to cunnilingus and sex."

>>7380786
That's what you end up with when men are the main target audience.

>>7380764
I wear more fitting clothes now, and I'll also wear makeup on occasion. I have also added women's clothing into my wardrobe when past me would only wear men's clothing that was a size too big for me. I also have a nicer hair cut and dress in layers, ect. Basically I learned how to dress myself better haha

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I've accepted that I've got it bad for black women, more than white women. Is that weird and/or creepy? Picture very, very related.

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>>7380757
>Maybe it's your shit German internet
mfw
>>7380791
are you russian?

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>>7375267
Discord invite doesn't work.

>>7380786
>I'll send you a gift anon.
Nice, what did you get me?

>>7380814
Exoticizing, people putting on a pedestal, buying into stereotypes, fetishizing, etc etc is creepy but having a preference is not. Say you're on the hunt for a one night stand- systematically seeking out black girls because they're black and you feel like you need to check this off your sexual bucket list or maybe you have it in your mind that all black girls will be XYZ or whatever is bad. But hooking up with someone who you find attractive, and that attractive person happens to be black, wouldn't be fetishizing. Maybe not the most clear example now that I've typed it out but hopefully it at least partially answers your question.

>>7380814
Not at all. I'd let her sit on my face

>>7380814
No. They have sexy voices and eyes.

>>7380757
Are you the blonde tomboy that I force-feminized once?

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>>7377742
>Day drinking
>Feel urge to be social
>Nobody to talk to
>Lost ID at a club a month ago, cant go out
At least I have a cat.

>>7380875
>>7380881
>>7380895
Thanks.

I guess, for me, it has nothing to do with a woman being "black," per say, as it just is that I think darker skin tones look better? The less pale a woman is, the more attracted I am to her.

It isn't motivated by a, black women are X in bed, or, I want to fuck a black women because X, but more of, wow, black women are fucking gorgeous, open the vaginal floodgates.

>>7380853
>are you russian?
Yes! Born and lived my whole life in America but born to immigrant parents, speak Russian at home, visit family and friends there in the summer, etc etc. Which is to say that I am Russian but if you asked because you have questions about what it's like to be a lesbian living in Russia, I don't have first hand experience. I can flirt with you in Russian and make Putin angry though.

>>7380867
A care package of different quality flavored coffee, tea, chocolates, bubble bath, luxury soap, and some lingerie that I'm gonna want a picture of you wearing.

>>7380895
Yes, ma'am

>>7380759
Aw, thank you very much! I look forward to reading your description of yourself. What is your exam on?

>>7380751
When you type up your description please mention that you are the anon who isn't expecting any other Christmas gifts, I will throw in something extra in the drawing for you! :)

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>>7380943
Post more pics for me to save on my laptop and look at in my free time. Slut.

>>7380993
Only if you post the rest of that folder

>>7380993
Those thighs tho

>>7380734
That is lovely of you, but I honestly hope I never know that feeling because then I will know what I'm missing once I'm alone again.

Are you the one who drew the qt waifu bus driver?

>>7380895
>tomboy that I force-feminized once?
Tfw this will never happen to you

>>7380914
that sounds cool
>I can flirt with you in Russian
2lewd4me

>>7380937
You're sweet, anon, I'd love a care package like that.

>>7380980
Will do, I'm excited now. Good luck on your exams too. <3

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>>7381007
Is that a good or bad 'tho'?

>>7381020
Don't hope you never know it! If you're alone again, you'll now be able to introduce a new girl to those warm wonderful feelings. You can be the one to provide someone that sense of bone deep contentment, maybe even for the first time in their lives. Being alone again can be an opportunity to use all the ways you learned to be happy in your past relationship and introduce someone new to that joy- this time you even get a chance to not make the same mistakes as you did in your last relationship! What could be better than good times with a clean slate. Plus you have now landed not just one cutie over your lifetime but TWO. That is just how good looking and charismatic you are, that multiple whole people have fallen for you and your cuddles.

I am not that anon and I'm not sure what that picture is but it sounds good.

>>7381032
We'll start out slow. Пpивeт дeвyшкa... *suggestive soviet wink*

>>7381040
Thank you! And hell yes, I already know what the something extra to cheer you up is gonna be. :D

>>7381040
I seriously would send you something, but it'd be pretty cheap irl and you'd have to give me a PO Box or something

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what do you think of this?

>>7381080
I want to start vomiting and then never stop vomiting

>>7381080
wtf

>>7381080

Everything about that is repulsive

>>7381053
Half of lesgen would love to be crushed between those thighs.

>>7381053
Well you asked someone who is into thicker ones, so ofc good.

>>7381024
It will if you ever meet me.

>>7380914
эээй кpacaвицa

>>7381080
I feel sorry for her.

>>7381170
This. I mean, she's disfigured.
Like, how the hell does she move around?

It's one of the reasons I find it so hard to be attracted to overweight sometimes. Like, I remember being a kid and having playtimes/activities cut short because I had fat parents and they'd get tired too quickly. I'll be damned if I get into adulthood and this bitch drops dead of a heart attack before we can even finish foreplay.

>>7381080
i don't mind it actually lmao

Uh I'm too scared to click the webm after all these reactions, plus I get squicked out by NSFW stuff pretty easily. Can someone describe it for me? o_o

>>7381148
omw

>>7381190
Otherwise chubby/borderline fat chick has MASSIVE thighs because something is obviously fucking WRONG

>>7381066
Thank you for that charmingly cheerful response.

>I am not that anon and I'm not sure what that picture is but it sounds good.
Darn. Trying to keep track of the lesgen doodlers, but I am not doing a very good job.

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>>7381080
its terrifying to think that the only difference between that and pic included is literal mounds of fat

>>7381080
this is great thinspo

thanks anon

Does anyone have a fresh link to the discord server? Literal every /lgbt/ discord is full of hons getting offended because you can't gender their voice "correctly"

>>7381080
She's rolling around on the floor because she literally needs a wheelchair to move around, #plasticsurgerygeneral

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>>7378017
I jjst got home from work. Thanks, anon! You're the best!

>>7381230
>yurg0d
Are you lost?

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What do you think of thighighs or knee socks, /clg/?

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Anyone have some products for under eye circles? My sister complains about hers so I want to get her something to help as a gift.

>>7381251
tacky

Does enjoying gay dreams make you gay? :/

>>7381238
You're quite welcome. I hope you enjoy it. :)

Side note, I asked the author for it first, mentioning that an anon on lesgen wanted it. Then she went and found this thread where I said the ending sucked (j-just jokingly though), so if you're reading this despite promising no more snooping, your fic is 10/10 amazing from beginning to end, okay.

>>7381251
Makes good legs look bad and bad legs look worse.
I fall victim a bit to the outlining effect, how it draws you eyes naturally upward, but I don't wanna touch sock material, and if I don't want to touch your thighs, you're doing something wrong.

If you're gonna do something like that, do pantyhose or some shit.

>>7381080
ughhh ttttttthiiiiiiiccccccccccccc

>>7381297
Thicc is supposed to be good!

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>>7381267
Definitely a 10/10

>>7381261
It's only gay if you're dreaming about domestic shit, like assembling ikea furniture together.

>>7381251
A very cute accessory but it can look as good or bad as any other item of clothing. I always like wearing them. Nothing like a pair of sheer black tights and thick cotton thigh highs/knee highs to make you feel pretty and trendy. But thigh highs feel really suggestive to me and that's not typically my style so it's rare... Plus those fuckers just keep sliding down!!!
Sometimes I like to wear pretty thigh highs, like opaque or ones with lace or whatever, underneath floor length dresses/skirts like a scandalous little secret, haha. Idk if that is a super boring thing to think but whatever, I'm lame!

>>7381251
I have a sock and panty fetish. I want a slave girl, and I want to dress her similarly to that blue pearl seen in SU.

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>>7381197
Oh hey, I've been remembered. Hi!

>>7381317
post more frozen qts please

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>>7381370
>Sometimes I like to wear pretty thigh highs, like opaque or ones with lace or whatever, underneath floor length dresses/skirts like a scandalous little secret
I wish I could pull that off. I never wear full length skirts in the first place though. And I would like I'm cosplaying as some jrpg character if wore them with shorts.

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>>7381405

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>>7381251
Love them in 2D, but they do little for me in 3D.

>>7381452
Same. This is why I switched from high tights to pantyhose. Looks good, not weeb, doesn't scream slutty teenager and it's comfy as fug.

>tfw see gf and she points out all my posts on here

I'm sweating bullets here.

>>7381416
Same with the shorts. As much as I like being trendy, I feel silly if I'm dressing for more than one kind of weather. It's like am I covering my legs or am I not?

And pfft, you could too pull off something floor length. It's like wearing a glorified long pillow case that deceives everyone into thinking you are dressed well and quite elegantly. And twirling around in them is fun too because of the excess fabric!

My mushy daydream is that I'm wearing something floor length and a gf runs her hands up my legs to my thighs and then discovers that the nylon is actually not tights but thigh highs as she reaches the bare skin where they end. And she thinks it's sexy. Hooooboy I can feel myself blushing just having typed that... .///. My raunchiness rating is a 0/10 I'm sorry,

>>7381481
>doesn't scream slutty teenager
Yeah. I don't know if I'd go that far, but there's definitely something too 'young' about it for my irl taste.

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Anybody want a flatchested gf?

>>7381385
Hi! Your doodles were cute!

>>7381519
Who cares for chestsize, lol.

>>7381519
I wouldn't mind.

>>7381267

y-yeah I have the r9keis looking at this thread too

>>7381519
YES
We've previously established that nipples on nipples feel amazing.

where did you meet your gf, lesgen?

>>7381581
In my dreams

>>7381610
same, fampai

why is it so hard to find girls to trade pictures and shit with
like guys do it all the time
i'm just lonely and horny and wanna sext or whatever bloo bloo bloo

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What to do when a really alpha girl is attempting to seduce your straight best friend at the same time as relentlessly bullying you?

I'm too socially stunted for this. My friend really likes her and texts her all the time but doesn't get that she's hitting on her.

I'm happy she's made a new friend I guess but this girl keeps shaming me in front of my friend about random stuff and also being super aggressive and telling me to do self destructive stuff when I'm alone with her.

>>7381671
because they assume you're a creepy man roleplaying as a lesbian.

>>7381706
yeah but i mean, what are the fucking odds, I'm not.
so what do I do??

>>7381721
Give a timestamped photo first. A whole album. I might text you back.

>>7381704
learn to stand up for yourself. no one else will

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>>7381743
I'm not done up for an album of pictures but here's a timestamp
Kik is queenmelpomene

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>>7381704
M-maybe she'll move on to sexually bullying you if you let her

>>7381549
what did you mean by this

>>7381767
Hnng. Is everyone here hot?
>>7381772
I'd be ok with that but I think she sees me as an inferior lifeform.

>>7381800
1. if i'm so hot why can't i find any girls to talk to online
2. maybe she just wants you to think you're an inferior life form so that she can surprise you with sexual bullying

>>7381767
You got a purty mouth. Can't post images in the right orientation but if I didn't have a girl I'd be trying to hit that up real quick.

>>7381826
Maybe she's just Australian.

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>Be around 12-13ish
>Maybe 2008-2009? The time where everyone was coming out and it was the 'cool' thing
>Realized I didn't really like guys, but I'm not into girls that much either, the thought of sex would gross my youngin self out (still kinda does)
>Want to try it so I come out, and I ask out one of my best friends
>We'll call her S, and S was bipolar I think
>Mood swings up the ass, but shes' really cute and tall so I deal
>She accepts and then over the summer I stay 2 weeks at her house, where we sleep in the same bed
>I recently moved and live 4 hours away now so even if I wanted to leave I can't
>we hold hands sometimes and I really enjoy it, but I can tell she doesn't
>want to kiss her but too shy
I'm legit curling in cringe while writing this
>Night time
>every single night I'd be creepy and slip my hand underneath of her and hold her as I creepily kissed her back
>would touch her ass while doing so
>she never said anything about it or did anything about it
>was eyeing this guy too when we would go out
>when I get home she breaks up with me on Facebook and I never see her again

I think the worst part about this is that she's like 5'7-5'8 and I was like 4'11-5' which made it even more weird

Any one else wants to share some embarrassing stories?

>>7381826
>>7381827
Ah shit, I took it with my phone and it never posts in the right orientation. Inexcuseable.

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>>7381832
Got another to add to that

>High school now
>Gay but not too open about it
>Still very short
>Kinda a computer geek and invited my good friend to play this old ps1 game with me on an emulator
>she invites her friend to tag along, lets call her K
>K and I hit it off pretty well
>Both of us are extremely short though
>laughing, having a good time
>12ish hits
>we get super high and drunk together
>her and I are already super flirty and falling over one another and shit
>room extremely hot because no AC in there and in the dead of heat in Florida
>we end up cuddling together and falling asleep as I play with her hair
>I think we might've kissed a few times? I dont know, it was pretty blurry
>really infatuated with her
>wake up and I realized I tangled her hair to hell
>K and other friend leaves in the morning and I still want to talk and we obviously had something going on
>A couple weeks later she ends up fucking pregnant

I guess I dodged a bullet but it hurt some especially since I wasn't in a relationship with a girl ever since the middle school incident. Funny enough I've only been in 3 gay relationships and both are embarrassing as fuck. The other ended in complete heart break on her side and I didn't realize what I had until I lost it.

>I'm really sorry Sarah.

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>>7381791
Pure meems :DDDDDDDD lol

>>7380980
You're welcome! I'm excited to see how I'll be drawn, and my exam is for French 101. I've been doing a lot of studying, so I think (hope) I'll do fine!

do a huge majority of you guys dislike straight guys

or are my sisters fat dyke friends SJWs
also lesbians with hand tattoos dont seem to be great

>>7381385
I know it's a bit late, but I remember you, waifubus anon! Thank you for my waifu

>>7381912
I fucking hate everyone.

In all seriousness, I don't like it when guys don't respect the fact that I'm gay and keep trying to "turn me". It's annoying af and I encounter it a lot, but if a straight guy is chill then I'm likely to be friends with him.

Fucking hate SJWs though and my area seems to be populated with them.

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>>7381912
I'm selective about straight guys who I befriend. After talking to them I'll judge whether they're creepy or not, but that's also how I treat every demographic. Then we can hang out. I only hate stupid people

>>7381671
I always figured it's because (most) girls aren't as visual about their arousal. Like, I like nice boobs obviously but just getting nudes from some random stranger on the Internet with whom I have no emotional connection at all just doesn't make me tingly. Everyone's different obviously but I always thought the majority of girls isn't super into the whole cybersex thing.

>>7381912
I honestly mostly don't care about straight guys, though a lot of them either fetishize me, or try to turn me with the magic of dick. And I swear if one more drunk cunt asks me "how can two girls even have sex dude" I will scream.

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>>7381912
I like people based on case-by-case
If someone is undesirable to hang out with [spoiler]and/or unattractive in a general sense[/spoiler] I probably wont surround myself with them or want to hang out with them.

I've met plenty of chill straight dudes and plenty of annoying dykes, love hearts not parts.


[spoiler]Except the hons, they're all the same[/spoiler]

>>7382017
What's wrong with French people?

>>7382045
In my experience only like 3% of the trans community can be stand-able, the percentage is so low I usually just completely avoid them unless they can show they're not mentally unstable beyond reason
And I live in a very, very gay area, so I have to deal with a lot of their kind

>>7382055
Hons are trannies? Why are they called that?

>>7382078
"Derogatory term used with regards to late transitioners that are completely non-passing and dress and act like caricatures of women. Often attributable to trans women that seemingly don't do much more than come off as a "man in a dress".
Term's origin is as a direct act of sarcasm due to it being a common term of endearment used on Susan's Place, which is one of the oldest trans forums. More specifically, it would be in the context of "You look great, hon!" being said to trans women asking for opinions but is clearly non-passing. Makes for a somewhat effective "fate worse than death" for quite a few trans women.
On some other, rougher places on the interwebs it's also used as a standard jab at trans women for trolling purposes, cattiness, and so on."

Guys... It happened. I shagged a 17-year old.

>>7382280
How was that, then

>>7382280
Tell us everything

>>7382322
>>7382325
Before I went to bed she was already in the guestroom waiting, I figured I might as well test her one last time, so I went to the door and said "if you want you can sleep in there and I'll sleep in the living room." She replied with "no, come to bed." She fucking said "come to bed". Instant wetness dudes. There was no way. Then I turned everything off in the living room and set up a little blanket on the floor so I could lie down, and she told me to stop and that I could get on the bed, and HOLY SHIT IT WAS HAPPENING etc. We both were on our phones for a few minutes and then I noticed she was staring very intently at me, and I kept staring at her, like those pre-kisses stares. Then our faces just kind of moved in together and holy shit, she kissed so good for being so younger, I never thought. There was fugg.

Afterwards we just lied in bed and she was hugging me and it felt very sweet, I asked her if she was trying to tease me on purpose and she said yes, we had a laugh, then went to sleep. Now I got up earlier and sneaked out because I was fucking nude and need to take care of her brothers. She's sleeping.

>>7381912
no lmao, most of my friends are straight guys

>>7382349
this is probably some straight male with a fetish and y'all are buying into it

"come to bed" really? and since when did you move from kissing to being naked?

i call bullshit

>>7382362
>how did you go from kissing in the same bed to being naked?

Have you ever had sex? I didn't write any explicit details because I don't wanna write a porno. Does everything really need to be spelled out?

>>7380421
Shut the fuck up you 450 pound bull dyke rhinoceros

>>7382362
1.No one likes a killjoy
2.A guy would have probably written out a porno

>>7382349
ok cool but what did you actually do to her

Anons let's get weird for a moment.
Whenever I orgasm, I kind of keep dripping for a while, like wetness sorta oozing out, even after the contractions have stopped.
Is that normal, am I broken?

>>7377742
>start working midnight shift
>drink before work to ease depression
>drink after to be able to sleep
>wake up
>its dark outside, feel depressed again

at least i'm not downing a fifth a day anymore. i miss sunlight.

>>7382451
I really dislike winter. I don't get depressed I would say but I feel shitty kinda.

>>7380107
Are you me? I grew up in christian family and all I knew was "girls can't get married with girls!" So when I fell for a girl I thought it was some kind of "super-friendship". That actually falling in love was something else that would happen eventually... Yeah, maybe lusting for qt:s in swimsuits wasn't "friendship" after all...

>>7381053
Wow.

>>7381251
I absolutely love those.

>>7382559
Haha, I thought that too. When I was like fifteen and started getting all tingly about my bestie I tried to convince myself how great our friendship must be if she can make me feel *that* good.

>>7382426
>Dem stereotypes
>"Why do gays not want bis in their spaces all the time?? biphobic!"


>>7381912

Do you worship pussy? Yes? We can be friends.

Side note but I see way more people bitching about SJWs than actual SJWs. Given I'm not in college, and I browse 4chan over Tumblr, but it's seriously getting whiny.

>>7377884
Update drinking day number 1: Spotted 4 gays who wanted to make out with me in the non-gay club, not a lot of qts at the actual gay club.

>>7378336
>What pairs well with vodka and koolaid powder?

Sweet death and a large serving of fries.

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>>7382464
I love winter, it is kinda solemn though. Just going to miss my social life. People only do things at night and I work alone so I don't even get the pleasure of annoying coworkers or idiot customers.

>>7382834
I've never seen a pussy look so done about being licked.

Anyone gonna be in Mexico city who's a sub and wants to fuck? Around Christmas... And doesn't mind white girls

>>7375898
>black ""qt""
Stopped right there

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>>7382349

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My friend just sent me a link to a set of kinky solo female porn and I have no idea how to respond. She's firmly straight, this is just out of the blue and I'm wondering if it was an accident

>>7382000
I don't know if this holds true for "a majority of girls" but this is very true for me too. Romance makes me tingly, not a random barrage of sexy stuff from someone I don't care for. If I'm totally interchangeable with anyone else, and so is the girl sending pics, that's not very exciting or personal in my eyes. But I also have a low libido so ehh.

>>7382559
Nothing makes me happier than posting about my lesbian-specific frustration and having someone reply "Are you me?" I'm always so happy I've found someone that relates. :)
I feel you on the "super friendship" thing. Sometimes I look back on how obviously gay I was but because it didn't even occur to me as a possibility, I didn't hide anything haha. Anyway yeah, in high school I used to look at girls and think "wow, boys probably like her so much... Boys probably look at her and admire the curve of her lips and how beautiful her freckles are. I bet boys want to run their hands through her hair and look at her eyes when they crinkle as she smiles. Wow I guess I am really empathetic and have high emotional intelligence, it's so easy for me to imagine the world through other people's eyes!"
Talk about male gaze, yeesh.

In fairness to my stupidity, I think it goes back to my initial post. Women are used as sexy objects all over the place in media. I can't watch a TV show without seeing some objectively Sexy Woman during ads and regardless of whether or not I find her attractive, that's clearly her role in the ad. So it's kind of natural to learn to look at women through the lense of "this is what men find attractive".

>>7383058
I would send back a single question mark or just "what's this?"

>>7382917
You should have stopped before typing this comment.

>>7383058
Just ask her about it, like "What is that?" or something. I don't think people still accidentally send things to the wrong number but who knows.

>>7380088
It's a big deal, he's even boasting about how he's going to sneak in here when he isn't wanted

At least I let him know what we think of puss like him

>>7382092
>>7382017
You know too much of this tranny shit and you're posting hoarded images of women.


What are the odds you're the hon from >>7375704 >>7378044 ?

Disgusting freak, you can't even pass in a message board conversation. Get out of our place and go somewhere else where they'll take pitty on you and not be creeped out.

Out monster, you don't pass here, out!

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Low key jealous that that there are enough gay dudes here to justify having mascgen and femgen on top of gaygen. It would be kind of cool to have a butchgen and femmegen but I don't know what the point would be/why we would bother.

>>7383343

We did have a butch gen for a short while, but it iddnt really go anywhere.
There's few enough of us as is before splitting gens.
It's a shame, but there you go.

>>7383343
Do it! You'll get more and more people to this site then.

And besides the fags don't have that much more people.

Could someone write a romantic short-story for me? I want to pretend not being fucked-up neet beyond saving, who locks herself up to watch yuri in her parents questroom again, after returning from yet another failed entrance exam, even for a moment. Thx.

>>7383343
femmegen>>>femgen
I mean really, they call themselves boys but are going as far as undergoing mtf therapy.

Women are less crazy

>>7383467
I guess I just don't know what we would discuss in those gens? But yeah, when I check how many posters are in lesgen vs gaygen, the difference is usually 10-20. Big enough but not astronomical. And then you have to keep in mind that many people post from multiple devices (as in, phone when they're outside/lying in bed, laptop other times) so that artificially bumps the count up.

>tfw gf can't tell the difference between whisky and wine
>tfw dads whisky isn't for sharing after all

>>7383487
I kind of feel like the cis guys posting about semi-transitioning in order to look more feminine are making it up in order to seem more desirable the guys in those threads who like twinks and to "one up" the other fem guys. Like the fantasy that you get all the straight(ish) guys from chasergen lusting after you without having to compromise on your identity as a gay male.

>>7383520
Does she literally have no taste buds?