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>>7369049
>furshit
How does /gaygen/ feel about fish?
>>7369068
Tsuritama best anime.
>S2 never
>>7369061
it's just a smooth twinky guy
with a red fox/wolf head mask on
it's not even a furry
>>7369074
Code Geass is getting a new season. Never say never.
>>7369081
That is obviously part of a fursuit
>>7369090
>setup cliffhanger for S2
>never actually make a S2
Why?
>>7369091
there's nothing wrong with cosplay
>>7369106
>there's nothing wrong with cosplay
Who Is /composer/ here?
>>7369155
no you're stastes are shit lmao
>>7369177
>not liking based fish anime
>>7369285
I don't like anything anymore.
It's kind of strange how hating furries started as a meme, then turned into genuine hatred, to the point where people actually want to cause physical harm to furries for reasons not even they understand.
Talk about taking a meme way too far.
Furries are fucking kinks, why are they on a thread about a sexual orientation? Gtfo freaks. bestiality wannabes!
>he added bi into his profile
>into bi guys for likes a well
oh wow its only been a few days since we fucked but i dont know why I feel betrayed.
Hey guys it's me the real fuckin clownshoes just dropping by to tell you misandry doesn't exist.
>>7369651
>mfw when he got muted and had to delete all his posts from the last hour for being a retard and using the wrong channels
>>7369697
Hating furries was never a meme. You guys are so far up your ass you think people hate you ironically, when it's not ironic at all.
>>7369651
RIP
He was a pretty loud faggot.
>>7359681
h-häng dig
>>7369651
He's right, though.
>>7371355
I've started to fap to shots recently how degerate am I?
>>7371355
>weeaboo pedophile agreeing with a transgender narcissist's opinion that gays are degenerate
CACKLING
I'm afraid to date bisexual guys.
>bf says a perm for curly hair might look nice on me
>google men with curly hair
>all that hideous hair
>a few with cute hair, but it's much more wavy with slight curls
What can a guy even do with curly hair to make it look nice?
>>7371789
why's that
captcha: erape ave
reposting fromt he other thread.
i have to buy my first anal toy;
would you suggest both a butt plug and a dildo?
what materials should i look into? i want it not toxic and long lasting, but i would prefer it to not be steel-hard.
what's a decent beginner size for the dildo?
anything else to look into?
>>7371863
google Girish Kumar
>>7371922
https://www.amazon.com/Utimi-Dildo-Glass-Dong-Testicles/dp/B01J7Q8D2Y
https://www.amazon.com/Prisms-Dosha-Piece-Glass-Butt/dp/B01608PSOI
Have used both of these and they're great. Tempered glass is plenty strong as you're not dropping it on hard surfaces. Can take any lube and nearly anything that gets on it unlike plastic / rubber / silicone that will degrade with certain lubes or cleaners.
I douse mine in alcohol when I'm done to sterilize. Can't always do that with a plastic toy.
They do start out a little cold and take a while to warm up. Can warm them up in a cup of water if you want ahead of time.
>>7371688
>being this mad
Who touched you as a kid, gayboi?
>>7371534
Not at all bro.
>I just saw Please Like Me
;_;
>>7372146
>glass
>remember that gif of one guy pushing too far and it explodes in his asshole and he has to pull out the pieces
I know he had to be a idiot but still haunts me
>jerked off to the gluskin part of outlast
is there any hope for me
>>7372459
... no, I don't think there is
>>7370868
huh?
>>7372452
>(shudder) I'd expunged that from my memory
that was a hollow glass jar, the 'glass' they use for dildos is different I think
>>7372459
That stupid horror game?
Seems like with the whole internet to choose from you could've found some better masturbation material.
FURRIES GET OUT REEEE
tfw poz
>>7373328
I haven't played any Outlast. I think horror games are garbage. I don't like scary things in general.
>>7373371
yeah gluskin is a real boner killer for most people
>>7373609
well i can't unjerk it so i guess it's done
>tfw you get poopdick
>be me
>lose virginity to girl when 18
>realise that if im not open with being gay in my life ill never truly be happy
>be 20
>come out to all friends and all new people I meet
>still havn't come out to parents
>gone on 1 date with a boy, he was socially retarded, wanted to force a relationship after 1 date so i bye
>he was my first kiss with a boy
>he put his chewing gum into my mouth and went for full on tongue kiss right away instead of slowly starting with lips and progressing like a normal person
>havn't been on a date since
>want to fuck a guy so bad
>lot of pressure to make my 1st time with a guy 'memorable' or 'special' and not just renact all these horror stories i hear about guys throwing away their virginities on grindr creepers with 20 year age gaps
>technically already lost my virginity to a girl but i know ill obsess over my first time with a guy for my entire life
>have a dream last night
>have sex with two people from my old highschool (graduated 5 years ago)
>wake up today and just have this feeling inside me that im so fucking sexually frustrated after 20 years of being gay and i've only kissed one boy, i want to know what dick tastes like
>this feeling in my chest of wanting to fuck a guy wont go away
>nostalgic for the two cute boys that fucked me in my dream last night
>take me back to that dream
pic related, guy in centre with eyes closed was one of the guys, his mum is half indian so he's like 1/4 indian and somehow im strangely attracted to that
Dream was fun too, it was like an overwatch battleground but me and him snuck off to some horse stable and had sex
>>7374366
>overwatch
no
I am stupid.
>>7374642
as am I, wanna date?
I look fem but have an extremely deep, gravelly voice and the "straight" accent. How do i get people to know i go for dick?
>>7374833
assless chaps
>still in the closet
>tfw awkward as fuck
>shot down everyone asking me out
>no dating experience at all
>loneliness feels worse with every day
Is there any hope left? I feel like trash. I just want a qt big bf to hold
>>7374902
don't shoot them down? or ask someone out?
just dive in and when you're out and about random people don't care who you are
>>7374902
>shot down everyone asking me out
>I just want a qt big bf
you sound conflicted
>tfw no bf cause im a disgusting chink and wish i was white
its just not fair boys. why couldnt i have been born with porcelain white skin
Gaygen: Would you wear a rainbow wristband?
Masc guys in particular, what's your take?
About to start wearing one, tired of being assumed a hetero.
>>7374992
No, because i'm not a gigantic faggot that is defined by my sexuality.
I am going to lose my virginity before the 19th lads. Time to hit up grindr
>>7374902
There is Always hope anon!
>>7374992
I've only considered it. But I figure, I know when a boy likes me. I try to hang out with some fags. I just let things happen naturally.
I feel like the rainbow wristband is really forcing it. It isn't like a wristband is going to get you a boyfriend anyway.
>>7374902
Lucky you, you aren't even out and people are asking you on dates
>>7374366
honestly anon, you sound a little socially retarded too. I mean, look where you are. Look where WE are.
>>7369175
that is the most basic, plebian shit i have ever laid my glazed, veteran-pianist eyes on. jesus christ i need to go bleach my eyes with scriabin
Thoughts on drag shows?
>he isn't vers
Why are you a pleb?
have a university interview coming up, so im staying in a big city for the first time for 3 or 4 days.
do you think i should hook up with a qt while im there or would that be degenerate? ive havent had sex for like 4 months, im feeling kinda antsy.
Anyone else not feeling much from receiving bjs? I literally don't feel much or anything at all and it's like I have to act as if it feels amazing to not disappoint the guy down there. It's so frustrating and boring.
So what's with this discord, go on it after being offline for a few days and everything different
So I called, just waiting for the steady decline. Another discord turned to shit, this one I thought had a chance.
Guess not
>>7374992
>Would you wear a rainbow wristband?
Never in my life will I even consider wearing one.
>>7374902
>tfw no small qt bf to hold
>>7374991
race is irrelevant anon, qts are qts regardless of skin colour
>>7376926
I don't think the instant messaging format works, at least not for the kind of people who visit this place, most want to do it anonymously
>>7377208
It's nice to know that there are people out there who would like a small bf
>homo and pretty much all of my friends know that
>in love with straight best friend who has a gf of 3 months
This is the worst.
>tfw impulsebought a vibrator while walking down the high street
tee hee
>>7377483
>in love with straight best friend who has a gf of 3 months
>>7377554
Any recs on vibrators?
I want one but I see that all of them break super easily either due to being built shitty or not waterproof.
>>7377609
The best vibrator I ever used was this - https://www.lelo.com/hugo, which my FWB has and lets me use sometimes. Its AMAZING. But its also hella expensive.
The one I impulse-bought was just a cheap £20 one they had in the store, but its waterproof and looks ok to me.
>>7376926
you literally threw a tantrum and got removed from a position of authority
>from pol, started lurking here a few weeks ago
>decided I am and have always been a gay guy closeted to even myself
>want gay sex
>settling for gay sex dream for now
>for the past 5 days now, I have been watching gay porn consistently throughout the day, and then heavily right before bed, and never fapping
>still haven't had gay sex dream
How do I cause gay sex dream.
No lucid bullshit it defeats the purpose
>>7377632
Tbqh I just want a penis shaped vibratory though, those funny looking ones don't really appeal to me. Also if I'm gonna spend that much I'll get a bad dragon. Thanks for the suggestion though.
Those dudes at lelo are like the apple of sex toys. They even have professional videos for their shit
>>7377749
but vibes feel completely different to dicks, they arent comparable
if youre using a vibe to fuck yourself with like a dildo, youre doing it wrong i think
>>7377738
Don't masturbate for a long time and just try to think of gay shit.
Just last week me and my brother slept with each other and I had a wet dream that night that I fucked him. Luckily he didn't notice, and I hate cumming when I'm asleep. Waking up to that mess is never fun
>>7377757
I'll take your word on it anon, but I'll probably buy a similar shaped toy. I don't want to spend $160 for that until I really do have a surplus of money
>>7377758
That is what I'm doing. You had an actual guy there, sounds like that's what I need. I don't have a brother tho
>>7377738
>decided I am and have always been a gay guy closeted to even myself
ok sis
>>7377771
Ive fapped to gay porn for 10 years or so now and made excuses. More than straight porn by a lot.
Mad respect for your digits tho
>>7377788
your /pol/ digits are nicer desu
>>7377764
Other tips I could give are to just think about gay shit and edge before you go to sleep
Good luck anon, sadly I've never had dreams of getting penetrated. Always with me as top or eating ass or getting head.
>>7374991
>Reading this next to my asain bf
What the other anon said. Qt transcends race.
>>7377635
Wait when? I honestly don't remember this happening what tantrum?
>>7377738
Had my first gay dream on steroids
>>7374991
asians are literally godtier in my book
my FWB is from beijing, we've been fucking for like 5 months now <3
dont stress it
>>7377483
>Straight crushes
Why do they exist
>>7377842
life being it's usual cruel ball busting self
>>7377817
This is why Sludgepuppy doesn't post here anymore, or want anything to do with you.
>>7374366
Your a virgin and these guys are your friends haha i dont know how you managed it but you are truely sad. I mean honestly your friends look gay i mean one of them even has a nut hanging out in the photo. I have fucked my "straight" friends without even trying i kind of feel bad for you dude. On the other hand you sound pretty socially akward yourself hence why your coming to chan to help with your problems. My advice grow some balls and make an advance on SOMEONE anyone it doesnt matter (make sure theyre cute ofc) and see where it takes you worst that can happen is you get turned down
>>7377818
Do steroids make guys hornier?
>>7377918
>do sex hormones affect sex drive?
>>7377864
Haha me and him are friends on Facebook, message each other every day.
Sorry I insulted dogs and left before what I thought was going to be a quality drop in the discord mixed with the fact magii would change my role if I said things he didn't like and even if it was a joke on his part. Didn't change it back. So obviously I felt like I was needed and not being pushed around when others felt like it.
Zombie being so in the right, hasn't commented me or said anything directly to me
>>7377948
But I heard it shrinks your balls, don't my balls make me horny
>>7377971
I went cross eyed and fell into a 5 second coma before I even finished reading the second sentence of this post.
>>7377971
you are so pathetic
>>7377981
I'm glad buddy
>>7377971
Ahahhahaha
>>7377998
why are you so mad?
just turn off your computer and go outside for once lmao
>>7378005
I love the assumption I'm angry, I find it so amusing that all this is caused my zombie being a huge fag that can't handle talking to someone 1 to 1.
I'm a little angry :D
>>7378013
>writes pages and pages of butthurt about some dumb internet forum pettiness
>pretends he isn't turbo-mad
>>7378038
Kek.i guess you're right
My hemorrhoids have hemorrhoids
>>7377974
It can shut down your natural test production, leading to tiny balls, but during a steroid cycle you're blasting your body with many times the natural levels of test leading to hyperactive sex drive and aggression. The downside is that a cycle have to end sometime...
>that feel of no boyfriend
>>7378090
Hate to have that feel bro
>>7369049
>guy in class wears "gay clothes" like a deep V neck shirt that shows off all his chest hair
>he's straight
The fuck is this bullSHIT
>>7378109
Wait V-necks are gay?
>>7378109
V-necks are only gay if the sleeves are extra short
>>7378126
V-necks are gay always forever.
>>7378121
I'm actually teasing him as I have a bf :3
>>7378138
feel incredibly sorry for him desu
>>7374992
>>7376940
>>7375344
>Never in my life would I consider wearing one
Are you fem then?
I've worn one before and have gotten a lot of comments about it from others. Especially notice more lingering glances from less obviously gay guys. Seems like a good thing. I would only advise against it if your already fem, then people will see you as one of "those gays."
>>7375159
And no, wearing a small ornament does define you by your sexuality. But saying shit like this defines you as insecure
>>7378166
>Are you fem then?
No.
Wearing a rainbow bracelet is like walking around with a yellow star on your coat.
As if you want to get singled out and bullied for being a fag.
No thank you, my closet is comfy.
Chill 4chan chat with cool lads, some are homo (me including)
https://telegram.me/joinchat/EBNCcUFCjyfQBDfkZDuGuw
>>7378185
Oh ok, so just another frail closet case. No one has ever said shit to me for wearing one
>>7378090
Iktf
>>7378090
I use to have a bf. At first it felt absolutely amazing that someone actually loves and cares about you, holding you and pulling you back when you try to get out of bed. Then he turned in to a complete asshole who treated me like shit and called my mom a cunt because she thought he was cute and gay. Now I am single again, gained about 20lbs, became chub again and sad half the time.
Having a bf and then loosing him and being alone again feels even worse desu ;_;
>>7378213
>frail closet case
Says a "coming out" meme fagboy.
Well, if you feel proud for publically showing you grovel before straight feet go ahead.
I'll just silently judge you from the sidelines.
>>7378299
Says a "world is against me" meme sissyboy.
>grovel before straight feet
So edgy
>>7378090
Tfw you realize you dont need a boyfriend just a boy toy to play with now and then
What did he mean by this?
>>7378314
>not wanting to be a parade pony for a bunch of cishets is being a sissy now
Nice cishet propaganda you have there.
It would be a shame if someone called you out on it.
>>7378327
Dont know hes cute though
>>7378339
>cishet propaganda
>parade pony
Its literally just a wristband. Why are fags like you so dramatic?
>>7378350
>it's literally just a gold star. Why are you jews so dramatic?
>>7378362
ah yes, i remember well that one time my friends shop was firebombed by an angry mob and he was hauled into a van by military policemen to be taken to a labour camp for the rest of his considerably shortened life
your analogy is supremely accurate, good stuff
>>7378386
hows the ol' sarcasm detector doing today?
>>7378373
>but anon, cishets are not capable of being utterly violent and horribly brutal savages. What are you talking about?
And the religion of peace award goes to:
Anon, proud defender of cishets!
>>7378398
>but anon, cishets are not capable of being pleasant and normally functioning members of society. What are you talking about?
And the retard of the basement award goes to:
Anon! Ultra-insecure paranoic of r9k!
>>7378410
Thank you I am so honored.
>>7378090
>>7378266
>>7378317
a person or an actual toy? one's more difficult to cuddles than the other
>>7378327
>that he wants to pound your buypucci
>tfw no bf to watch me do squats
feels bad mang
>>7378638
Those are both neutral things.
Being a furry and playing games aren't really warranting "pride" - neither is being gay. Being open about your gayness, sure.
Are you out of the furry closet? Do you talk subculture in front of normies? Are you a furry spokes... fur?
Do you game competitively? Are you, like, award-winning at tetris? It's fucking vidya... might as well be proud of playing solitaire.
Stupid.
>>7378717
>Those are both neutral things.
To you, maybe
I mean "maybe"
Have you ever had to face fursecution? Getting bullied for being into games? Well guess what, I have. For the most part of my life there have been people like you bullying me. I never asked for this, I never wanted dumbfucks like you harassing me. So you probably should quit it now when you're so ahead and "with it".
I hope you have a good night because I won't as I'm crying right now. And I thought this board was supposed to be friendly!
>mfw this thread
Oh I always wanted to use this pic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiyuNlw9BAs
>mfw i'm bi and I hear this
I nearly feel guilty listening to it. But the instrumental is fuckin' great.
>>7378814
>Getting bullied for being into games?
Not that anon, but I've never ever seen someone get bullied for being into games, hell, me and my friends would probably make fun of someone for not being into games.
And my friends make fun of me for not being into anime and they always tell me I'm missing out and stuff, and they try pushing me into watching anime, but for the life of me, I just can't, they end up telling me I have terrible taste.
Also, maybe you live in a shitty place, desu?
>>7370241
>someone on lgbt is using a vivec meme
please be my husbando, desu-senpai.
>fell asleep while masturbating for the 3rd time in a row now
goddamn antidepressants
>>7378838
You don't know the shit I've been through just for being a gamer. Stop posting any time.
>>7378834
>mfw i'm bi
>>7378858
>mfw every time someone keeps implying because i'm bi
>>7378852
>Stop posting anytime
you better watch your language
>>7378858
>>7378872
>>7378834
>tfw you're not bi-masterrace
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7378890
Come join the bisexual side of the Force, anon. There are a lot of benefits.
>bisexuals
>on gay general?
It's more likely than you think.
Meme time is over, everyone return to their own generals.
>>7378885
U better watch ur cock because it's growing smaller just like ur arguments
>>7378834
Are you a virgin?
>>7378959
Not really.
I've sucked dick and I got my dick sucked. I've kissed too. But I consider myself a virgin, yeah.
Is it me or is it a lot of people have left the discord? Seems like a few have been banned too
>>7378852
There's because you insist on being a "gamer" rather than just someone who sometimes plays video games.
>>7379010
>That's because you insist on being "gay" rather than someone who fucks other men sometimes
This is how stupid you sound.
I am a gamer. I am gay. Both are identities I identify as.
I have been discriminated against for both.
Get your head out off your ass.
>>7378949
>implying I had an argument in the first place
>>7378921
I do find girls attractive and get attracted to girls, I find myself checking out girls sometimes, but vaginas turn me the fuck off.
>>7379094
Have you ever seen a vagina in person?
I'll say, I never have seen one in person.
>>7377820
Feelgood pls git
So has the discord been ruined? Seems like the owner won't let upper management moderate the room.
>>7378966
Every bi I ask on here always ends up being a virgin. It's a funny observation.
>>7379823
David Bowie confirmed virgin.
THAT FEEL WHEN NO CANADIAN LUMBERJACK BEAR BF
>look around room
>tons of video games, some of which are still in the wrapper
>bins of mtg and yugioh cards
>weights that I don't use in corner
>just don't find enjoyment in anything anymore
I've felt like this for five years. I need someone to fill the void but I've just been rejected over and over. I guess I'll accept this. Going to work is the thing keeping me going. Thinking of selling it all and giving the money to some bum on the street. Maybe that'll give my life some meaning.
>>7381199
>I need someone to fill the void but I've just been rejected over and over.
Would you date a 19 year old, short, skinny half-arab guy, desu? I live in Michigan, hope you're close.
And I have no preferences at all, you can be fat, nerd, geek or anything, and I give no shits about looks at all, all I want is a bf who plays videogames and can hangout with me
>>7382034
post face
>>7380846
Please don't remind me. The loneliness is unbearable ;_;
>tfw no big bear bf
>>7382034
I live in florida, I would take you in since I find arab guys hot. You wouldn't have to work either since I work full time and own a five bedroom house. To be honest I haven't really been rejected over and over. I just had oneitis for a filipino whore who cares too much what others think if he was a turd burglar.
>>7382231
>everythings neckbeard anime games
I can smell the dirty BO from here.
>>7382443
I just like japanese style games. The closest to western style I own is Dark souls and Bloodborne. Sorry I'm not a generic shootan player.
>>7382478
I bet you have all them anime toys sprawled around your room too huh?
>Sorry I'm not a generic shootan player
You don't have to like shooters to have good tastes in games.
Will say though Crono Cross and Megaman are the only good games you got in that pile of weeb shit.
fucking hell sex toys are so expensive but so worth it
>>7382487
I'm sorry my taste triggered you, I just like those type of games. And no I own no toys.
>>7382544
Not triggered. Was just shitposting about the way you fill your void with weeb garbage.
Ever think maybe that's why you get rejected over and over?
>>7382556
No, I always tend to go for people with similar interests, so me playing weeb garbage shouldn't be an issue. People like are far in between though. I don't really like normie shit like clubbing and drinking. Do people honestly find that fun?
>>7382582
>so me playing weeb garbage shouldn't be an issue
But it obviously is somewhat though huh? You have tons of weeb games, mtg/yugioh cards. That's a lot of money wasted that could have went to some useful shit that could have gotten you someone.
>Do people honestly find that fun?
Normies and flamers do. Light drinking isn't bad.
>>7380846
>tfw no sp bf to lumberjack with
ugh
>>7382600
It does seem like money wasted now that I rarely play any of those games. I can't think of anything I could have brought to make someone be with me. I own a house in a decent neighborhood that's 10 from the beach. Don't own a car but have my roommate to drive me around. I can afford a car it's just that I'm scared to drive.
>>7382231
do you only own sony consoles? surprised to see the psp edition of phantom brave in here desu
>>7382637
I own every console from the past three generations. Most of the games are in storage.
>>7382681
that just wasn't a game i'd buy a third (or a second) time
>>7382705
I only own the psp version. I had the ps2 version but someone borrowed it and never returned it.
>>7382725
sucks brah
that game was mediocre at best
>tfw 20yo khv
>tfw you fart and cum leaks out of your ass
Music for this feel
>>7382816
>not keeping it in and absorbing it
MIGHT AS WELL BE STRAIGHT
>>7382085
>>7382231
This is me, I've posted my picture here before, I hope I'm not too ugly for you.
Also, I've lost more weight and started squatting more since I took this picture, I hope yuo're into short guys who have big legs/butt.
Also, I'm half-arab/half-greek, if that's okay, and Florida is far.
>>7382889
Dude you are cute. You will definitely find someone. If you don't within the next few years I'll pay for a ticket to my city for you.
[email protected] is my email.
>>7382908
Thank you!
This is how I used to look a few months earlier, I had more weight and my face was more full than the picture before, I looked like an absolute jail-bait/tween, hence why I changed my look, I hated it.
I barely use my e-mail or any social media either (I'm socially retarded, not gonna lie), so, I don't know how to keep in touch for a long time.
>>7382929
You should email me your number. We can be texting pen pals.
>>7382929
You look like a cuter Michael Cera.
Made some pizza again. Potatoes and blue cheese.
Captcha: Select all pizzas lol.
>>7383147
imo you should have cooked the potatoes a little first so they started to brown and then put them on
>>7383154
I boiled them first instead of that so they would be soft and afterwards drizzled them with oil. They didn't catch a lot of colour but I think they should be nice (haven't tried them yet).
>>7383169
oh i thought you just put them on raw
if they had been hard it would have been inedible
>>7383201
Aye, I know potatoes, they can be horrible if you dont take care of them.
>>7382761
you'd think being gay would make it considerably easier to hook up
>grindr ons I met two months ago now says he had gonorrea when he fucked me and the condom broke
yay now I can add that one too to the STD catch em all list
>>7383747
Get tested to be sure, chances are high you didn't catch anything.
>>7369049
when your are a nigger fagot furry life must suck for you mfw you hang your self
>>7383880
yup. thing is there wasn't any free booking to test myself until after christmas so I'll can't get fucked again until then :^(
>>7382231
>why are the good ones always on the other side of the world?
>>7382761
>tfw 25 and same
>>7382889
>>7382929
dude you're cute, just go find florida games guy and be happy ;_;
>>7383383
some of us don't want hook-ups anon
>>7383907
Iktf
>22 khv
>everyone you got in touch with is across the globe
>not into hookups
>awkward as fuck
>ywn have a bf
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>7384304
Sex isn't the main intent.
>>7384344
That's not what I asked though, my question was what, to you, makes a relationship different than a friendship if it's not on a physical level
>ywn get a socially awkward guy to make out with
>>7384369
The is a higher level of of confidentiality in a relationship. My other knows things about me that I wouldn't tell my own mother.
>>7384397
Yeah but my point is I have that level of emotional intimacy with a few of my friends and one of my siblings
I mean we are not living together and we do not spend every day together but I don't see why it's so important to *be* in a 'real' relationship and why you would feel bad about not being in one
>>7384392
I'm really awkward, but also way too shy to make out with someone
>>7384438
That's the best type.
>>7378845
>ywn impale yourself on muatra
>>7384438
Well you'd just hang out with me, and then I'd literally force you into the kiss.
>>7384463
>rape
>you would rape someone
wow
>>7384468
>pretending not to enjoy a forceful snogging
>>7384476
rape
>>7384463
You wouldn't, that would be too embarrassing. I'd probably get a heart-attack
>>7384484
You'd calm down.
>>7384497
I hope so. You don't want to kill an innocent person, do you?
>>7384514
No, but most people get nervous about that stuff. You just have to go very slow with someone you know is already aware of how awkward you are.
>>7384476
he's probably just some sjw cunt
>tfw a cute guy drags your drunken ass off to a corner and forces himself on you
>>7384603
I was raped at a sleepover in the dark when we all had our sleeping bags when I was younger.
Well, raped kissed, but you know.
>>7384523
My awkwardness, and anxiety prevents all the kissing tho. No need to take it slow, when there's no one who would kiss you.
>>7384612
I will kiss you. And you will deal with it.
>>7384606
lucky you
>>7384616
You can try. Are you a big qt at least?
>>7384645
>big qt
I'm 6'2" and 135 pounds
>>7384653
I hope you don't mind looking down a bit then.
>>7384693
>a bit
What's a bit
>>7384699
5'7'' here. Just a litte bit
>>7384714
That's the perfect height, though.
>>7384739
Thanks, anyways I'm going to sleep now. It was nice talking to you.
>>7384771
Sleep tight.
>>7384653
Time to eat skelly bro.
>asking someone out on a date after getting to know them
>waiting on the response
>after text is sent feeling twisting knots of defeat that grows stronger with time
probably just busy but i'd feel better just for them reject me or lie about it, answer limbo is worse than heaven or hell
>>7381199
>>7382231
worst case of shit taste I've seen this year
good thing you're gay so you'll never reproduce
>>7385284
Don't worry, he's probably just showing it to his friends and laughing
>crush on guys IRL all the time
>find probably 40% of my friends + acquaintances fuckable if im being honest
>eventually get desperate enough to try online dating, cause it worked for Veny
>literally find zero guys at all attractive
Not sure whats going on here. Maybe its because 90% of guys suck at taking pictures of themselves?
You know what really fucking sucks about growing hair on my shaft? Sometimes I get ingrown hairs and that hurts like a mother fucker
>>7385721
probably, just got a he's busy. anon is just a hole and second pick at that.
>>7385986
Hey bro I got that wine you really like. Wanna come over for some Melee again?
>>7386043
But I hate wine
>>7386062
>>7386062
>be me
>somehow my autistic self makes friends with my crush from high school that I never spoke to back then
>somehow I've found myself in his house alone with him in his bedroom because him mom wont let me leave because she thinks I'm drunk
What the fuck do I do /lgbt/, we're sitting here watching How I Met your Mother awkwardly and idk what the fuck to do
>>7386099
do you know hes gay?
>>7386043
heres a (you) for your effort
>wine
come with brandy or whiskey like a real man
>>7386108
I don't think so, but I'm not certain
>>7386127
Dont push it. It'll make things awkward and he'll push you away.
>>7386099
ZUCK 'IS CAWK
>A guy I know just told me he's bi because he WANTS to be in relationships with girls but he's only physically attracted to men
Should I break him the news he's fully gay? I had the exact same mindset when I was younger (homosexual+heteroromantic=bi lol) I even had a type of girl I was into. But then I learned to realize that was just something I liked in people I wanted to be friends with, not necessarily relationship.
The only thing I'm worried about is that I could be wrong, and that his ungodly combo works for him
>>7386099
go for it! but ease into it and see how he reacts.
>>7386099
Don't fucking do anything creepy.
>>7386336
>tastes gross lads
no you have bad taste or buy shit wine
>>7386401
I've tried all kinds
Wine is bad, except for some white wine that tastes like juice
The only use for wine is in food
>have maybe exchanged a grand total of twenty words with my crush
>know where he lives, who his parents are, where he's traveled, what his father does, etc.
>all from Facebook/Twitter
It's kinda freaky how much you can find out through social media. Makes me a bit paranoid tbqh.
you ever get that feeling of wanting to reinstall grindr but also not wanting to
>>7386807
Whore.
>>7386840
i am pure as the driven snow but some days loneliness and being horny overrides logical decision-making
>>7386896
I somewhat know that feel. Grindr isn't the safest way to cope with loneliness though - and I don't think it addresses the problem.
Nevertheless, stay safe and good night.
>>7386982
>put up a grindr to gauge interest
>lots of people wanna meet up
>grindr comes up in conversation
>oh yeah those messy sluts will screw anyone with half a pulse
>>7373313
Fuck yeah that's hot
>>7387285
You're disgusting.
grindr update: dude msged me with nudes and i spaghetti'd hard and made small talk with him about random shit til he got bored
i am SO good at hookups
>>7387386
I can barely use Grindr.
>>7387386
Grindr doesn't work for me. I have to chat with the person for a few days before I'm comfortable with the idea of meeting them, and once I meet them I can't immediately have sex.
I met one guy after a week of back and forth and he literally tried to make out with me as soon as I sat down on his couch and put his hand straight in my pants.
I was pretty shell shocked after that and haven't met anyone since.
>>7387386
Didn't ask for your life story.
>>7387470
Didn't ask for your sass.
>>7387465
Shit like this makes me sad. I want to go out and date but if every guy is just trying to get their dick wet That sucks. I kinda want a relationship before I give away my boipussy virginity
>>7387575
yeah. don't fuck a random dude to lose your virginity.
>>7387575
Hmu on kik XfuckniggersX
>>7386419
Wine (red, real wine) before bed will give you the best sleep of your life.
>>7387736
I'm too pessimistic anon, I don't feel confident enough in myself to date someone just yet.
I think that's why it's hard for me to get into a relationship. I just see myself as someone ugly and disgusting and feel I would be a downgrade for anyone. Oh well I guess I can masturbate
>>7387784
>I just see myself as someone ugly and disgusting and feel I would be a downgrade for anyone.
So make some changes in your life.
Start exercising and eating right.
Start loving yourself.
People see you the way you see yourself.
If you see yourself as disgusting then that is what other people are going to see too.
You need to start focusing on your good qualities and ignore or improve the bad things.
Everyone feels ugly and insecure some of the time. The key is to learn how to move past that and find the activities and friends that make you feel confident and attractive.
>>7387792
anon is right. i use to be a loser too
but when you start to feel and look better. people come to you cos they see your glow.
>>7387539
No, I'm just the hero you need.
why are most bottoms doing porn so ugly and have shitty army tier haircuts. Where are the qts with long or at least some hair
>>7387939
Poorer individuals probably can't afford fancy haircuts.
>>7387950
i'd argue keeping your hair short costs more than just letting it grow
>>7387956
I'd argue you smell like a pig farm.
>>7387974
i do not
>>7387978
You do now.
>>7388001
if thats what you desire~
Regret not sleeping with Chads when I was younger and cute. What a waste of my time.
>>7388168
How old are you now
>>7388522
27 and have had a bf for almost 6 years. Not really want something like that now, but I feel like I've not really done anything when I was younger...
>send dick pic
>get no response
What does it mean?
Did I fuck up???
>>7388667
>>7388684
>say hey
>get no response
What does it mean?
Did I fuck up???
>Switch from grindr to jackd
>guy asks me to unlock pics
>unlock them
>he blocks me
Third time this week.
>>7384714
>>7386468
>tfw like the idea of being the taller bigger guy
>I think I'm only like 5'10 :/
>>7387792
I need to fix myself but lack motivation and confidence, every time I even attempt to some bullshit happens or I realise how crap I am and have a fistful of heroes
>fucking christmas tubs of chocolate
>all christmas does now is remind me of how shit my life is
>>7389678
I must be really fucking ugly or something. I know I have a slightly weird face but a lot of these guys on jackd/grindr aren't much better
why is he so perfect
>>7376899
I still have this toy, holy shit