I want to die but I'm afraid of doing the deed

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>>7364583
do something fun that gets you killed
like go buy a sports bike and crash into a wall
or attack a cop

>>7364583
You don't, you wait patiently for it to come like everyone else. Your glory is coming, young Deathwalker.

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>>7364583
Why would you be scared of the afterlife when it was God that set you up to die in the first place?

>>7364583
helium my dude. Look it up. doesn't take any balls, is completely painless, and mum won't find you with your brains splattered all over the wall. It's a win-win really.

>>7364583
Go out and kill straight people.
You die which is what you wanted.
They die which is what we all want.