/mascgen/ - Beard Appreciation Edition

>>7364520
7.5/10 would nibble on

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>>7364539
Thanks, anon. Might post again without bedhead beard.

>>7364321
It's true suffering
>>7364367
I'm not a Jap like that dude it.

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I'm letting it grow out as my beardbro suggested but I'm feeling pretty hobo lately. I dunno if I should clean it up now into some sort of style or just keep growing.

>>7364652
There's blood on your shirt collar

>>7364695
nah just looked its a piece of cigarette ash

>>7364717
When you said you've been felling pretty hobo lately... how much hobo are we talking about here?

>>7364730
Pretty hobo. why?

>>7364739
You're covered in cigarette ash, and random blood stains. Also, hobo beard.

>tfw can only grow a goatee and some hair on my jawline

I want hairy cheeks on my face like I have on my butt :c

>>7364793
transplant your butt to your face :D

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>>7364807
if only....

>>7364782
Ok, the hobo beard I'll give you. I don't where you're seeing blood stains. And not really covered in cigarette ash, I have been smoking a bit as I've pulled an all nighter in preparation for a final today and am pretty stressed out. So... yea.

>>7364843
>I have been smoking
ew

>>7364862
I really hate fags like you. Just want to bitch and criticize.

>>7364864
t. smelly person who's probably actively killing everyone around him

>>7364869
kek

>>7364869
Nah I'm pretty chill but might be open to bashing your head open. I can tell you're some fem cunt who calls his asshole a pussy and wears panties. Get boned.

>>7364876
>dat projection
anything you'd like to share with us, ciggy?

No. >>7364902
No. I could just imagine you saying "ew", in your little mincing, high pitched fag voice.

>>7364909
well yeah not everyone has a rough, raspy voice because of their burned out vocal folds lol

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Does anybody here watch Funhaus?
If yes, who is your favorite Entertainingapartment?

>>7364924
Guys like my rough, raspy deep voice. Who likes your squeaky, mincing voice? I'm sure you're a hit with guys that can't get a woman so turn prison gay to fuck a girly boy. Gives you break from busting ass on a double headed dildo with your little twinkette friends.

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>>7364946
>>7364924
Lots of salt today. Let's relax.

What are ya'll's Christmas plans? What do you want for Christmas? Have you been a good boy?

>>7364975
I made a deal with my parents that every second year, I come to theirs. My sister and her kid will be there as well as assorted relatives (not quite sure yet). Gonna go early and help my mum cook the dinner. We're all picky eaters, so there's lots to do. Otherwise, eat and drink and then sometime at night meet up with the other family, ie my friends, for drinks at a bar.

My hubby is going to his parents' house, so he'll be gone.

>>7364975
Samefagging, but doesn't she seem awfully young to be getting hunks for Christmas?

>all this salt
I guess mascgen is just as carry as any other general.

>>7364993
You're never too young to get hunks for Christmas. They could like do your taxes or something

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>>7364975
>What do you want for Christmas?
I love simple and handmade gifts. Even a bad drawing to put on the fridge would be enough if it came from the right person.

>tfw no one to knit a funny sweater for

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>>7365168
Here I drew you a butt

>>7364993
Yes. Those are hunks that should be funneled to me

>>7365361
Are you offering?

>>7365361
I would pay for a hunk to hold me and tell me how kind, handsome and valued I am

>>7364652
Looks decent to me. Nice lips too. I don't mind that you smoke.

>>7365420
>5'9
I'm sorry but I can't pursue this further

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>>7364793
I'm exactly the same as you. Doesn't stop me from trying though.
God I wish it was full and plushy.

>>7365434
Handsome as fuck.

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>>7365430

>>7365420
As long as you make up for what you lack in height in girth. Barrel chested short guys are hnnng.

>>7365420
>im muscular hairy
Post body

>>7365406
Thanks. I don't think it looks that great which is why I posted it, for advice, not to get into some pissing match with another poster.

>>7365478
What don't you like about it? It looks dense, even, and is a gorgeous colour. All the necessary ingredients for a wonderful beard.

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>>7365531
Post it again

>>7365527
I guess because I've never grown a beard before, I've always shaved once it started to get itchy. I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm kind of in the middle stage I think, I was told to give it at least 4 weeks and I'm about 3 weeks in. I just don't want to look dirty or grimy and people tell me it looks good but I don't know if they're being nice or are sincere.

>>7365420
>I might fall in love
>giving a blowjob
You sound like you need a friend.

>>7365568
You should believe them. And believe in yourself. It does look good. If I were your bf I'd very much enjoy scratching my cheeks on yours.

>>7364139 #
>SAD
Same I got a sun lamp and everything.
>Why must the Midwest be so far away :(
H-how did you know I'm the Midwest poster?

>>7365615
Well thanks. I've been in such a goddamn bad mood this morning, but that made me smile. Appreciate it.

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>>7365640
Good luck with your final, anon.

>>7365638
The way you end posts with a full stop and then a capitalised "Lol".

>>7365699
Okay you need therapy.

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>>7365685
Fingers crossed. Off to take it now.

>>7365777
Trips say you will do well

>>7365699
I started out the same way.
>I don't want gay guys looking at me, I'm just doing it did tips.
>I'm not gay, in just using the attention to boost my self esteem
>It's not gay if they're a twink
Etc.

>>7365698
Need to post from my pc more and stop using lol.

>>7365777
If you pass you have to keep growing your beard

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>>7364481
>tfw you're 19 and you never grow facial hair but you have shitloads of body hair
Might as well kill myself.

>>7366103
I'm >>7364793
And while I can't grow a full beard, I can grow a lot more facial hair than when I was 19 (22 now). So there may still be hope for you, especially if you are hairy everywhere else

I'm only hairy from the waist down.

>>7366198
I'm hairy everywhere, abdomen, thighs, legs, arms except my face, I'm even starting to think I'd look like shit in a beard.

>>7366215
Well you'll have to give it a try to find out. Usually it takes 4 weeks of no shaving to know. Usually week 2 and 3 look pretty bad so you need to be patient.

If you can grow a decent beard then you'll look good with one. The only way to look bad is if you have a bad facial hair distribution

>>7364520
Payne?

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Samurbi's beard

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>>7365832
>>7365928
Thanks I think I did well, at least the 2/3rds of the test, didn't get around to studying the last part but I must've guessed some of them right. I need a 77 to keep my A in the class.

Does my beard look better in daylight than indoors? I am an insecure faggot, I know.

>>7366709
Garbage the hat. You're better without it.

>>7366718
Yea? I shaved my head a couple weeks ago on an impulse, was planning on just fading out the sides of my hair with clippers, but something went askew. I actually kinda like the bald look because my hair was really long and unmanageable and took too long in the morning. The hat I got to keep my head warm as it's pretty damn cold here. Does it look dorky?//

>>7366672
those feet tho

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>>7366790
those thighs tho

goddamn i like a guy with thick thighs

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>>7366776
Personally I think that hat looks good only on older dudes. Young guys with that hat always look funny/dorky. The bald look is nice. Takes time getting used too for sure.
>>7366790
Nothing wrong with them.

>>7366812
>Nothing wrong with them.
I know I want to rub them and lick them

>>7366804
I don't know why, but I'm much, much more attracted to strong legs than I am to a strong upper body.

>>7366891
are you a bottom or do you prefer to bottom?

>>7366900
Mostly, I guess.

>>7366812
>Personally I think that hat looks good only on older dudes. Young guys with that hat always look funny/dorky. The bald look is nice. Takes time getting used too for sure.


Ah goddamn. My mom said it looked good. I guess that's probably not the best person to trust because I could tattoo a swastika on my forehead and she'd probably say it's edgy and interesting.

>>7366103
Give it time m8.
>>7366819
I never understood the foot fetish. I mean what goes into making an attractive foot?

Clean feet or dirty? Smooth or hairy? Well kept or gnarly?

>>7366921
Well strong legs/butt = strong thrusting against your prostate.

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>>7366891
Same here, I love strong thick legs, especially upper legs. Here's another guy with nice thighs. Something about giving head to a guy while rubbing my hands on his thick thighs, hot af.

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>>7366928
>I mean what goes into making an attractive foot?

Well that is pretty subjective. Some people (like straight guys) are attracted to delicate feet. People into men may find rougher feet more attractive.

Personally, I love big manly feet with some hair on the instep. Don't ask me why, I don't understand why do I have any of the fetishes I have. I just find giving foot massages to be really erotic for some reason.

>>7366952
Got an uncensored version? pls

>>7366952
Maybe next thread can be post your feet edition.

>>7366956
no, sorry. accidentally clicked "save" instead of "save as" and I didn't realize until it was too late

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sparse coverage but still does it for me.

>>7364946
Dude i also smoke sometimes but i have no idea why did you just connect being feminine and straight edge about smoking its like all things bad are girly wtf

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>>7366924
>My mom said it looked good
Das cute.

Also bald+glasses+beard = hot/cuteness just fyi

>>7366924
Yeah the paperboy hat really makes you look like a neckbeard more than anything. I personally don't like the bald look but it fluctuates from guy to guy. If you can't be seen being bald then wear a trucker hat or baseball cap.

>>7366968
Ctl+z exists

>>7366936
Yes, it makes sense when you put it that way.

>>7366981
yeah but not a time machine to take me back to 2015 when I edited that pic lol

>>7366804
Oh my... Is... Is there more...?

>>7366956
Blue board.

>>7366709
If you're feeling hobo, get a soft boar bristle brush and start training your beard. Brush it to get the hairs growing in a uniform direction. The act of grooming might make you feel more tidy.

>>7366672
>>7366812
Samurbi is too adorable for this world

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>>7367026
ikr?

>>7366977
So that's why my beau is trying to get me to shave my head.

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>>7366967
I'd be down for that but I don't think most other anons would be into it

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>>7367043
Sounds like a man with good taste then.
>>7367045
If the feet aren't the center point of the pic I think people would be okay. Legs/thighs would be more wanted.

>>7366991
There was one other pic, but I didn't save, damnit. He posted on /r9k/ about being a robot but working his ass off in the gym and how it helped build his confidence.

>>7366976
Yea, I know. I'm sorry. I was just pissed off about pulling an all nighter, my head hurt, I posted in the thread and felt like this guy just wanted to jab at me. I honestly have no problem with feminine guys, I was just being a dick. Apologies.

>>7366977
That guy is cute as fuck but I gotta seriously bulk up to get a fraction of his good looks.
>>7366979
Nah, it's not really about being seen bald. I like the bald look, I was surprised I like it because right after I did it I hated it and was cursing myself, but I grew to like it pretty quick. The hat was more of a warmth thing, I have to park in general parking spaces at my college and walk a long fucking way to my class and it's really cold here and my bald head gets really cold. It's warm in the hat but I don't want to look like a neckbeard.

>>7366993
Thanks, I got some beard oil and it came with a comb but not a bristle brush. I'll have to check that out.

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>>7367040
What does one need to get a samurbi?

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>>7367147
A plane ticket and an address.

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>>7367059
Funnily enough, I don't like feet pics where they are the center point of it.

Like if they go like "DUDE FEET LMAO" it kinda normalizes the fetish for me which makes it less interesting. I have the same issue with pretty much all of my other kinks too.

I guess it's the "taboo" aspect that I like the most, and sadly (for me) most kinky things are becoming more and more ordinary these days.

>>7367147
>>7367161
Doesn't he have a (silver) daddy boyfriend?

>>7367074
He is a gorgeous man. A beard would probably have made me completely jizz my pants.

>>7367163
Yeah I'm like that with mine too, for me I think its that there 'trying' and it becomes too much like a photoshoot. Natural or candid is always better then some posing.

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>>7367172
Allegedly.

>>7367582
it's hot because he actually looks like he could be his dad

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>>7366928
I don't know. I like feet as much as cock.

Personally, I can get off to clean or dirty feet, but I'm not one of those "let me lick your feet clean" footfags. If I'm gonna worship feet, it is best if they are fresh out of the shower OR you've been at work and had socks on etc. Don't mind if they are a bit smelly, kinda like how I prefer body odour over deoderant.

Looks wise, they match the man. Big, thick, beefy, etc. Bit of hair on top is GOAT. Also, that rough skinned yet smooth and kept feel is best. I never used to be this intense, I'm picky when it comes to feet, but when I saw my bfs I almost choked. They are pretty much tick every box.

Example of nice feet on qt guy.

>>7366967
Fuck. Yes.

>>7367788
>when I saw my bfs I almost choked
Does he let you have fun with his feet? My last bf thought it was weird

>>7367865
Well, this fucking thread got derailed. Time to bail.

>>7367788
Those feet look really swollen.

>>7367872
or you know just talk about what you want to talk

>>7367872
Derailed from what? Anything goes here. Nice dramatic exit though you fag

>>7367878
Maybe, but my boner doesn't argue with that. They just look beefy to me.

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>>7367172
he has a dadbear husband until the quiet lead character gets to him

>>7368516
Now if only I was the main character of this story

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>>7368557
everyone is the main character of their own story anon

>>7368582
But Samurbi isn't even a character in my story.

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>>7368619
Not with that attitude anon.

>>7368630
But venny senpai how does one find these elusive bara creatures

>tfw i cannot grow a beard

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>>7368696
The gym, Gaybars, Gay sports leagues, scruff/grindr/etc

Do most bears like other bears? what do bears go for (I know everyone in different but speaking in generalities)? I want a bear bf.

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>>7368772
In my experience, bears generally go for other bears mostly, but a lot of them also seem to be into twinks (especially daddy bears).

But this is just speaking generally. Bears come in different shapes and sizes and so do the guys they are into.

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>>7368772
>>7368799
Also, in my experience with bear bfs, TONS of gays are into bears. It's ridiculous. So if you happen to get a bear bf make sure (as much as you can, anyways) that he's loyal and that you are not extremely jealous/insecure. Bears get hit on so much it's ridiculous, and quite a few of them have low self esteem so they tend to take wrong decissions when someone shows appreciation.

of course #NotAllBears are like that. But it's a good thing to keep in mind, I think.

>>7368700
Welcome to the club
>>7368725
Times like this is when living as a hermit does suck

hey big gruff men I need your help

can one of you please pretend to be my BF so my family doesn't judge and shame me this year at Christmas? thanks.

- /cislesgen/

>>7368964
sure, if you pretend to be my GF at my cousin's wedding

>>7368967
compared to the types of girls I'm into you probably are

>>7368980
alright but only if its not in August

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if i don't get a bear husbando in 2017 i'm killing myself.

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>>7368994
u can do it anon

>that pic
Perfection

>>7368799
Who is this and do you have more?

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>>7369035
I duno who he is but I do have this

that's all though

>>7369058
though now that I look at it again I'm not sure if they are the same guy

>>7369058
Too old

>>7369080
Waiter, there's too much salt in my soup.

any pics of silver fox bears? i love them but they are rare.

>>7369287
>silver fox bears
holy shit these labels get more and more specific, don't they?

What's a silver fox bear anyways? I have an embarrassing large amount of pics of several kind of men, so I might have something like that.

>>7369299
I think the going definition for a silver fox is Anderson Cooper from CNN. But fox bear? That sounds like a furry wet dream.

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>>7369299
along these lines.

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>>7369372
hmm I don't think I have anything like that, sorry. Closest thing is picrelated and I think it's still not what you're looking for.

>>7369382
ah yea, I've seen videos of him. I like him. I don't know if he's a bear but he's a silver fox.

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Here's a silver fox daddy?

>>7369474
I'd smoke a cigar with that gentleman.

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This silver fox is 60 damn years old. I think he's pretty hot.

>>7367865
Yes... but not as much as I'd like. I give him foot rubs almost every day though. I've jizzed on his feet a bunch, and he gives me footjobs/I fuck his feet sometimes. I hardly ever just straight up lick them but. Like your last bf I think he does find that to be kind of weird. Its one of the most normie fetishes, but still lots of people see it as gross.

If I had my way I'd worship his feet as he watched TV and stuff. Is that unwholesome?

>>7367102
You're too cute
>>7367132
Wear a docker beanie. I reckon one would suit you. If you don't mind having a slight hipster look.

I'm not particularly bothered about feet, but I've always wanted a bf with a foot fetish who would worship my feet. I find that my feet are a very sensitive and erotic area of my body and you can give me a boner with a foot massage.

>>7364520
super cute, loving your cheeks too

>>7370067
Post feet senpai

>>7370028
Thanks, I wish I could delete the posts but too old. I try to be a kind person, especially toward my fellow gay/bi bros, so I goofed. I respect anyone, masc, fem, trans, etc. who is true to themselves which can be hard to do.

I'll check out the docker beanie, thanks. It's funny there's this stereotype that gay guys are stylish and know how to dress and what looks good and stylish, maybe most do and I missed out on it somehow. I'm a complete dunce when it comes to that stuff unfortunately.

>>7370487
There isn't much to style imo. Find a look you think is cool and just copy it. This winter I decided to go for Norwegian North Sea trawler kind of look. Lots of big knit sweaters, beanies, boots etc. I don't know what my spring/summer look is gonna be yet. I guess we'll find out.

Mascgen please help me

I keep trying to eat big and get big. I keep trying to lift and exercise, do running and jogging. I keep trying to become a better version of myself.

But I can't find the fucking motivation. Depression and my eating disorder keep me from finding the motivation to go out and do sports or eat anything besides scraps most of the time.

I'm caught in self-loathing and punish myself by not eating. But I'm too broke and scared to get counseling.

I'm short from killing myself, bara-tier will never happen for me, I'm losing sight of reasons to live.

What do?

>>7370561
Thanks. I got some clothes online from Uniqlo which people had recommended, as it's fairly inexpensive and the clothing is well made and it fits well, not too baggy which I usually find. I think I'm getting a little better, but still goof like the hat I was wearing everyone said looked stupid.

>>7370687
Sounds like you really need professional help. If you are afraid of getting consueling then ask a friend or a relative to go with you

>>7367788
I would pay money just to sniff this guy's socks.

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>>7370335
No I'm scared they're not masc enough for you. I have a little toe hair nut they're on size 39

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>>7371203
>>7370335
Fine you've worn down my resolve. This is the only photo I have of my foot and I cba to take me socks and shoes off to take a more up to date one.

>>7371221
Being a succesful grown up and happy are usually mutually exclusive

>>7371227
i think your shoes might be a bit too small for you

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>>7371429
Yeah finding motivation to do stuff can be difficult.

One thing that I think helps is surrounding yourself by motivated people because their energy is usually contagious, though they can be difficult to find since everyone is always so tired.

>>7370966
What this anon said. That's way beyon "just go to the gym, brah"-tier.

Real men take hrt to prove they don't turn into trannies after a Month

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>>7371614
Sounds like we're up for a quest

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>>7371710
I'd cast Full-Life on you, anon.

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Any of you guys ever get these butt pimples? Is there any way to get rid of one? I wanna meet up with a cutie tonight but I'm embarrassed
>Pic related

>>7372021
always wash hair first, then body, so that debris and other shit doesn't get stuck on your skin

and exfoliate

>>7365434
Pretty sure I've talked to you before. Do you live in Montreal by any chance?

>>7372021

Products containing Benzoyl Peroxide and/or Salicylic Acid work great for drying out butt pimples. Takes a couple of days though.

>>7370983
So would I, but playing with those feet would be more fun

>>7371227
What the fuck

>smoked with qt last night
>Munchies
>still to high to lift this morning

I think I might be dating a gains goblin.

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>>7372827
skating is fun

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>almost christmas
>no santa daddy bf to eat cookies and milk until we pass out

>>7373305
This is the pinnacle of masculinity. Good God.

>>7373501
>muscular vegan
you better be rich

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>>7373501
>muscles otter
>vegan

>>7373541
Lentils and tofus cheap af idiot

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Beards. Maketh. Man.

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>>7373616
Couldn't. Agree. More.

>>7373599
>tofu
you need to eat like 5 pounds of tofu a day to get to 2000 calories

>>7373653
>what is a balanced diet
stop with the hyperbole, anon

>>7373678
a balanced diet of lentils and tofu?

>>7373616
>tfw I'll never be able to grow a beard

>>7364481
>>7373616
This is the best I can do.

brb buying female hormones online

>>7373764
ok I forgot the pic. I'll take is a sign that I shouldn't be an attention whore on here

>>7373767
Show us! Remember, you are your own worst critic. I keep thinking that my beard (>>7365434) is shit but people are paying me compliments. And that anon with the goofy hat (>>7366709) who thinks his beard is shit but everyone else thinks it's decent.

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>Last year
>Was 230lbs of fatass
>Beard was heavily damaged on top of cheeks by make-up

Spent last fall working for a haunted attraction. It was tons of fun but the make-up artist had no respect for my beard. I kept telling them not to bring the make-up down to my beard line but instead they'd spray it with an airbrush causing massive amounts of breakage. I had to shave it off it was so bad. Been keeping it fairly short until I find a new job.

>>7374177
muslim/10

sick beard tho

>>7370687
>>7370966
Seconded. And at the very least you may be able to get antidepressants.

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>>7375462
Yeah, once. I didn't like it, but I also probably didn't give it enough of a chance. It is worth a try.

>>7374791
Not muslim but thanks. I inherited my hair genes from my father who was 100% German stock. My maternal side is practically hairless, and my half brother's "beard" looks like pubes glued awkwardly to his face.

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>walk into you room
>see this
what do?

>>7375867
Go to town on his ass with my tongue. Love eating a furry ass.

>>7375867
Ask who left their grandpa in my bed, then call the local nursing home to see if they're missing someone.

>>7376102
And then die alone and unloved, right?

>>7376102
No, I'm married in my mid twenties. And even if I weren't, it's not hard to find love at my age. :)

>>7375867
Is this Photoshopped?
Anyway, I'd start at those feet and work my way up to that ass

>>7375867
Get my scuba gear out the closet and dive down deep into that mystifying crevasse.

>>7376211
take the shirt and pants off and we'll see

Tired of going out and having more bad than good nights, guys

Its honestly just easier to stay at home and play video games or go to the gym.

Like tonight at the pub some woman comes over and starts talking to me randomly. Out of obligation and to fill the silence, I ask her questions about whatever she had just said. Basically try my hardest to act like a normal social person would. of course it backfires; all of sudden she starts telling me that I'm weird and ask too many questions, looked at me like I was a freak then walked off.

Going out isn't fun. I just want a bf, nothing else. If I have that I don't need any of this other shit that I'm supposed to have "fun" doing. Its only fucking fun if youre fucking normal.

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Up to 200kilos first weighted hip thrusts now.

>>7376211
If you have to ask then no

>>7376832
I'm starting to think most people don't actually like going out. Even my normie straight friends hate it and only do it to get a drunk pussy

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>>7377094
>>7376832
Going out is only as fun as you make it out to be. If I'm out, I'm drinking because alcohol is a social lubricant and makes me either better at being social or not care about awkward. Some nights are fun, some nights are boring, some nights are a blast, and some nights are just to hang out with your friends. I think if ya'll let go of expectations of "finding" someone while out and just enjoy the company and maybe you'll find someone cute but if not no biggie, then you might enjoy going out more. Basically be present.

What is /mascgen/'s weekend plans? It's my birthday this weekend. 25. I don't want to keep getting older it fucking sucks

>>7377130
Nah. Even when I go with no expectations it still sucks. It just not for me.

>>7377141
That's okay, anon. Going out is not for everybody.

>tfw can't grow facial hair at 23
My dad says it's his fault and my mothers side has no issues growing facial hair. Am i just out of luck?

At least I have a decent jaw without it

>>7376882
venny senpai I love you but you gotta take better pics and pics with less clothes

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>>7377280
Reminder that posting daily on mascgen will give you a beard within one year

>>7377280
biotin i guess

>>7377476
no it makes your ass more stretchy

>>7377814
what's your job?

>>7377883
Shitposting on 4chan

>>7377947
Damn ;_; How's you're back? Careful you don't get miners lounge.

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Christmas is so confusing when you live in the south hemisphere.

Like every store is decorated with snow, snowflakes, white christmas trees, but outside is like 30°C (86 F)

Long story short, I'm sweaty.

>>7378294
Before you shower, post a pic of yourself with an apple in your mouth. I need it for reasons.

>>7378347
im not a piggy!!!1 >.<

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>>7378368
Be a good piggy and you'll get treats

>>7378294
sweet jesus!
this pic is the best christmas present ever!

>>7377130
Just turned 27. I used to care about aging too but I think this year I was able to pretty much let go. Helps to be friends with people a bit older, ha.

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>Son? Come here. I need you to help me with somethin'

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>>7379358
>so we gunna fuck or...?

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>>7379841
>the doc said I need to massage my prostate daily to keep it healthy, but I can't reach.
>so help me out. But no faggotry, a'ight?

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>>7379995
>Sorry your gf isn't around to keep you company, anon
>maybe I can be your gf for tonight?

>>7364931
Adam is fucking how and I love chubby Bruce

>>7369626
dude he's hot as fuck

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>tfw no thicc inspirational bf

;-;

>the first time you have looked in the mirror and liked what you saw
it's happening

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>>7380845
good job, anon

>tfw bulking
>go home after work out
>hungry af
>"i'm gonna eat so much food tonight"
>make chicken and rice
>get full and go to bed
fuck

>>7381302
do you eat fast?

>>7372827
same

>>7373008
you wot

dude i pretty much only work out baked, leaving for the gym is little harder but once you are at the gym the pump feels extra lit, bring headphones

>>7377130
Don't sweat it, man, getting older is OK. People stop being so fucking awkward all the time.

Also, plans: Had a bar night yesterday, today it's cabaret and a concert afterwards.

>>7377130
I like going out so I can hang out with bros. Honestly, I'd be happy if all the strangers at bars disappeared. I never talk to randoms and bars and all they do is make queues. I just want to get shit faced with my friends.

Yesterday I moved back home to London so I went and stayed at my friends' house to catch up. This afternoon I'm going to a football match with another group of friends. And then this evening everyone is coming together for a friends surprise birthday party. I've never been to a surprise party and I'm well excited. On Sunday I'm trying to wrangle a date with a qt.

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this will be you in the future thanks to science

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmCm4oyrkY

>>7382344
On a relevant note, how likely will we achieve artifical womb clinics in lets say the next decade? It'd be great for gay couples, incompatible couples, couples who often deal with misscarriage and etc, but what's the main reason for a lack of development for them? Is it just technology based and we need more time or is it just that the bible belt and eastern european shitholes will cry about "muh you cant play God" and "muh unnatural creation"

>>7382541
> is it just that the bible belt and eastern european shitholes will cry about "muh you cant play God" and "muh unnatural creation"

Basically this. Science will not progress far until something is done about religion.

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Went to a party with some of my coursemates since its end of term everyone was invited.

it was pretty okay, I ended up staying really late until it was just me and a couple other people chilling in the hosts room talking about our assignments.

Then people just kinda started making out, like everyone would just turn left make out, right make out etc.


Now my neck is full of hickeys and I went from Kissless to having made out with 4 boys and 3 girls in one night.

y-yay, they all said it felt really nice to kiss someone with a beard So that's a plus

>>7382549
Isn't "seperation of religion from state" one of the commandments in burgerland?

>>7382553
>attractive people

Kys you stupid cunt, nobody cares how good your life is.

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>>7382555
Yes, but it's obviously not enforced enough. It runs rampant.
>>7382558
Don't be sour, anon.

>>7382549
There will always be backwards people, it has little to do with religion.

>>7382555
It's more intended to keep government out of the church then the church out of the government. Ie freedom of religion not freedom from religion.

>>7382855
>There will always be backwards people
Well duh. That is known.
>it has little to do with religion
and yet it almost always boils down to it. Science could be so much more, but muh religious values shit on everything.

>>7382887
I'm no expert but I doubt religion is getting much on the way of science these days other than artificial wombs or shit.
And while I'm not religious I think it's a good thing for a significant portion of the population to be religious, for the sake of spreading values and social cohesion.
I mean look at a post-religious society like Sweden. They're so lacking in the former two they're complacent and willing to destroy their own culture and ethnicity for the sake of values they allowed themselves to be indoctrinated with. If they had values of their own they wouldn't have embraced the self destructive progressive dogma.

>>7382887
Not really.
Early scientists in the West were almost exclusively monks or men of the cloth people trying to better understand God's world.
Even now religious charities pay millions to fund medical research.

A couple backward sects doesn't make religion anti-science any more then a couple irreligious neckbeards make all atheists euphoric fedora tippers.

The whole science vs religion thing is a stale meme.

>>7382541
It will be radical feminists that will cry hardest. They will see it as the replacement of women, therefore misogynist.

>>7382955
>I doubt religion is getting much on the way of science
Ethics committees are pretty much the only thing I can think of.

The Nazis are a great example of how fast you can advance medicine if you abandon morality.

Call me crazy, but I think I'm alright with a slower, more ethically palatable approach.

>>7382990
It ought to be the opposite. Without the "burden of motherhood" they should be able to compete with men in any field.

>>7383001
It will be a case of not all feminists. Some feminists will praise the technology for finally lifting the burden of biology of women. Others, and I figure it'll be the rad fems, that believe that it will devalue women and possibly contribute to the end of women.

>>7383010
In all honesty, I'd tend to think the second is more likely.

Without motherhood, they have less reason to be a protected social class. They'd just be smaller "sexier" men.

>>7382541
>It'd be great for gay couples
Womb transplants in men will most likely be a thing eventually, but I doubt it will happen that soon. The male body is just not made for that. I'm pretty sure any mab who wanted to get pregnant would need to have a pair of ribs removed and undergo hormone treatment similar to HRT.

plus there'll be LOTS of miscarriages, at least until they manage to get it right.

>>7383044
>miscarriages,
Without a vagina, this would cause a lot if logistical problems.

I think you're more likely to see an artificial womb that you attach externally, that uses the "mother's" blood supply. That still leaves nutritional problems, but it's safer for the "mother".

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assturday saturday

how is it going brahs

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>>7383086
>I think you're more likely to see an artificial womb that you attach externally, that uses the "mother's" blood supply. That still leaves nutritional problems, but it's safer for the "mother".

Are we talking like a strap-on tummy, so the gestating mom can still be mobile... omg they'd be SEAHORSES! So cute.

I'd sooner have a free standing womb, assuming a society and natural environment of relative stability. A parent could wear a heart monitor so baby hears a human heart. Some sort of synthetic digestive system could be encorporated to blend and break down a serving of meals the parents eat. As in, pour left overs into the bin so baby can learn food preferences.

Haptic feedback tummy bands for both parents, yay!

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>>7383489
After doing some squats earlier this morning I then successfully fisted myself. I thought I would be loose from last week or so from doing it (doubt anyone remembers lol), but I was surprisingly really tight. Took awhile, but holy shit. The feeling gave me a huge orgasm. Leg shook and everything.

Last time I didn't do my research, so this time went way better. End 'gross' blog.

>>7383558
that doesn't sound bad, but at that point wouldn't it be easier to just go for artifical wombs that don't require to be attatched to a person at all?

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>>7383637
Anon.

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I'm so glad to live in a day and age where having facial hair is common/accepted/encouraged.

I remember 10-15 years ago a man with a beard would automatically be labeled as dirty, and people would immediatly assumed he was unemployed/lazy/homeless

>>7383637
Nice ass.

Fistng is weird. But whatever floats your boat. Just be careful, don't want to ruin yourself.

>>7383637
>doubt anyone remembers lol
I remember all fisting anon

>>7383638
Attaching it to a person would mean you don't have to oxygenate the blood. Your still have to add hormones to the blood. And provide additional nutrients that would normally be carried by an umbilicus.

>>7384023
Yeah, because straight people never do that...

>>7384065
Straight peoplr are pure! PURE!

>>7384258
Straight people suck>>7384258

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>>7385728
>Straight people suck
I wish
>tfw no "straight" bf

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I'd like to see a /mascgen/ version that celebrates more than the stereotypical muscle and beard appearance - there's more to masculinity than that. It automatically conveys anyone without both or either features as less masculine and that ought not to be the case.

>>7366103

> tfw you grow so little of either

>>7386355
I just like posting hot dudes thb

>>7368799

This, and bears are the LEAST monogamous of the community. I find they hookup the most and have the highest rates of STDs and STIs.

>>7364520
fuck thats cute

>>7379995

I'd sink my dick into that hole any night.

>>7380069

I wish I had someone like this regularly suck me off and swallow my loads.

>>7382344
>>7382541

As a bi, total top, I'd love to be able to get my partner pregnant. This is why I think I'd be best getting a masc FtM boyfriend who was comfortable with getting pregnant. However, that's impossible, and I'm content with dying alone anyway.

>>7386355
honestly if you don't lift and can't even grow facial hair you should just leave.

A masculine man makes sure to have a strong body as well as a strong mind. And if you look like a hairless twink, acting masc is just embarrassing.

my beard is finally coming up after 20 years but its way to thin

will it thicken?

it already covers my neck, the rest is kinda meh
ive got some on my jaw and on my chin and mustache area

>>7386377
yeah I said that here >>7368824

>>7386422

I think you're wrong anon.
I do lift, and I have a little bit of body hair and facial hair.
I'm 22, and slowly getting more, but I'll probably be about 27-28 by the time I have facial hair across my entire chin, neck, and cheeks (in their relevant places). I don't feel like that rejects or prevents me from being masculine though.

>>7386458
You're a boy. You'll be masc when you become a man.

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Help me out with this pic, mascgen

are this guy's arms way too small compared to her rest of his body? Or have all those bara dudes fucked up my perception?

>>7386478

That's cute that you try so hard to be imposing.

>>7386488
it looks ok.
arms tend to look small from the front
he's probably like 16" circumference.

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>download growlr again
>check guys nearby
>literally the same guys there were a year ago + a couple of new ones
>lots of them in their late 30s

holy shit this is depressing as fuck.

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Fat men's beards are best beards

>>7387387
Welcome to being gay.

>>7387522
Pubic hair on your face != A beard

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>>7387731
DELETE THIS

>>7387766
>that bit of belly resting on the counter

hnnngg

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>>7387721
I didn't sign up for this :c

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>>7383767
It all comes in waves. Usually the cultural acceptance of beards on men in the United States coincides with what party is in office. When GWB was in office and 9/11 happened there was a surge of men signing up for the military, therefore beards were a sign of lazy unpatriotic men who were terrorist sympathizers. Once Obama took office beards became a sexual statement for men showing their ruggedness. Now that Trump is falsely put into office by voting fraud through russian hackers beards will become once again foul and uncouth.

>>7386427
>will it thicken
Yes.
>>7386488
They're fine. A lot if the guys posted have fatceps.
>>7387522
4 cham must be like heaven for you. lol

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Help me bros. It's leg day and I am in desperate need of motivation.

>>7389942
>it's butt day, every day

>>7387387
grindr for me is the same guys that were on there 4 years ago

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>>7386406

Brit pls ;3

>>7387522

My beard is my best feature. lol

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>>7389335
Dafuq am I reading?

Facial hair is purely a fashion thing. I'm personally hoping for a return to ridiculous awesome Victorian era styles.

>>7389942
Fuck. Maybe I'll just skip it and do chest again.

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>>7389942
>that pic

I need to squeeze that ass so fucking bad.

>>7387828
Good taste.

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>>7389993
So go get a bf, with an ass like that.

>>7390028
My bf already has a decent ass. But that pic has me feeling all sorts of infidelity.

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>>7389935
>4 cham must be like heaven for you. lol
This

>>7389993

Iktf.

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>>7390041
Remember it's not cheating if they have a better ass, or a bigger dick.

>>7389979
Facial hair is NOT just fashion; it's a statement of pure superiority and masculinity.

>>7390101
>; it's a statement of pure superiority and masculinity
Naw. If anything is the opposite. An empty bluff, an attempt to make yourself look and feel more manly.

For every manly dude with a beard, there's two twinky hipsters and a couple of nu-males.

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>>7390101
Manly as fuck.

>>7390145
>I need feminism not to feel unmanly
that doesn't even make sense. Feminism sees manliness as a bad thing

What's the new thread going to be m8s?

>>7390265
Exactly, by vilifying masculine behavior, he doesn't have to feel bad for being a bitch.

>>7390300
drag queen appreciation edition

>>7390313


New thread
>>7390374

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>>7390265
>feminism sees manliness as a bad thing
I think your mistaking feminism with misandrism.

Feminism = Men and Women are equal

Misandrism= Women are superior to Men

Misogynism= Men are superior to Women

>>7376197

>Married
>If not married, wouldn't be hard to "find" love
>Statements = Husband is easy to replace

Jesus. I'm a little horrified at this response. Thankfully I'm not your husband.