/mtfg/ Trans Woman General

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uwu

>>7354639
speaking of kurdistan, why does iran's old national anthem sound like it's from a SNES game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsBKYMSr3YI

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<3

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>talking to old friend
>i knew you were trans like 4 months into meeting you

Sertii, how's hrt been until now?

>>7354639
what has mtfg to do with sandniggers?

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post husbandos

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>>7354652
<3

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>texting bf back and fourth
>ask if i had srs would he dump me
>he hasn't replied in 20 min

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>>7354652
Did you get your drivers license back?

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>>7354661
Mature men with houses and jobs make me swoon

>>7354666
...

lol

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Nth for Sass has become aware and knows all

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uwu

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>>7354661

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>>7354655

>>7354666
What else did you expect?

>>7354670
>tfw homewrecker

I had a good day. I had lunch with my mum and we had a really great talk.

>>7354647
they look like an armie of trannies, I love it

>>7354666
Chaserscum confirmed

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>>7354661
ayyylemayo!

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Apparently I am super left now. :^)

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>>7354661
um gai!

>>7354652
<3

>>7354666
>asking a chaser if he supports your decision to get srs
>expecting him to stay when you say you want shit back-alley srs
L M A O
M
A
O

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>>7354673

>>7354681
thats nice!

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>>7354661
this is my faggot waifu/husbando

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>>7354687
I thought you were a nazi?
I'm sort of left too, but i don't calre about politics

>>7354695
why is he a dog

Which five trips do you dislike the most?

>>7354670
Oh my....
He looks like he could do taxes and has investments

>>7354699
all of them

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>>7354661
brad pitt

>>7354697
cause hawt ;p

>>7354699
/Shakira/i
/drakeposter/i
/Friendly Namefag/i
/kayla/i
/Alex \(.*\)/i

>>7354700
>He looks like he could do taxes and has investments
uh huh

i bet you'd love for him to make a "deposit" inside the bank of basic

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>>7354661
the best

>>7354709
Looks like a bitch

>>7354661
I wish I was pisspig grand dad.

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I wish to be dead

I think either cypro or estrofem or the two together are making my balls hurt

is this normal?

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>>7354661
also here's husbando

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>>7354661
only correct anwser

>>7354716
trip on, literally any trip

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>>7354714
yeah, he's kind of a sissy, especially if you saw the first comic

>>7354722
I'm Anon.

>>7354723
it was a dog joke

>>7354716
i feel you anon

>>7354719
no

>>7354719
cypro tends to have that effect
talk with your doctor

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>playing pirate warrior
im the cancer killing hearthstone

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>>7354725
maybe...

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>>7354711
I don't have a bank though?

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Tfw not hugboxed irl

How do you get benzos prescribed?

>no reply
Guess i shouldn't have said "if i had a cunt would you fuck me in it."

>>7354696
Aren't all germans Nazis? Like Marx?

>>7354719
That's atrophy, congratulations on your dying balls

>>7354734
>consistently beating pirate warrior to lethal with Golem Rogue
Nope. I've got about a 70% winrate against you cancer cells.

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>>7354727
I know...
it's a better joke if you've read the comic ;p

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>>7354689
VvvvvvvvV
>>7354658

>>7354739
why are you typing in english but not translating the dialogue?

>>7354742
lol, nice

>>7354739
why are you casually mixing english and german like that, it's wirklich seltsam

>>7354742
Sometimes a relationship fails because of someone else.
This is not one of those times.

>>7354746
I don't read furry stuff anon, sorry

>>7354730
hmm...

>>7354733
/mtfg/ is my doctor

>>7354744
yay! I didn't think it would happen within a month

>>7354745
i just love the cancer
cant get enough of it

>>7354746
You know. Sometimes /b/ is right. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

>>7354755
I'm serious though. Nzoth Golem Rogue is fucking amazing, and it feels good to play.

>>7354741
you talk to the doctors about your problems and let them help you

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>>7354752
you should faggot

>>7354737
You could open one... 24/7, to stretch that poor analogy to the breaking point.

>>7354746
Tranny furfags are like double degenrate.

>>7354737
I BET YOU'D LOVE FOR HIM TO "OPEN UP" AN "ACCOUNT" INSIDE THE "BANK" OF BASIC AND MAKE A "SUBSTANTIAL DEPOSIT"

AND ALSO CUM TOO

>>7354763
>Tranny furfags are like double degenrate.
If you're degenerate you might as well max it out

>>7354759
im trying out golem shaman and dragon priest

>>7354699
Isla
CNT
Drake
Edie
Grinch

>>7354658
oh sorry, hadn't seen this

hmm mostly i've felt my skin get softer and i feel cold a lot more.

its been mostly mental effects though, i feel more emotional and crave physical contact more. I also feel calmer usually, but that might be due to irl things i took care of. A lot lower libido, but orgasms are starting to get really a lot more intense.

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>>7354757
im flame retardant...
no wait, just retardant

>>7354763
tell me about it ;p

>>7354749
>>7354751
Excuse me for liking to be a straight talker. Anal feels good after im sufficiently loosened but it takes a lot of prep and if i had a vag then sex would be so easier.

>>7354764
oh, so pay for sex?

>>7354757
most furfags I've met were pretty decent people, that was like only one that really deserved to be killed with fire and everyone agreed.

>>7354666
>ask gf if she supports my SRS
>she vividly describes the surgery in detail while mimicking the actions with my dick in her hand
>kind of queasy
>ask her if she'd fuck me in it
>says no
>describes raping me with a dilator

>>7354739
Why are you writing in English with sophie at all?

>>7354766
Golem Shaman is basically just concede shaman with some golems for board pressure.
I was thinking about running token golem druid.

>>7354743
No I'm not

>>7354776
havent tried druid yet
but warlock is pretty fun imo

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How many hours of electrolysis did it take to get rid of your facial hair?

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>>7354765
Yeah but at least keep some semblance of taste. Instead of jerking off to shitty Disney porn parodies.

>>7354768
I see. Interesting.
Thanks <3

>>7354771
lol, true, maybe you should try a different lube?
then again butte is usually pretty tight, even with good lube it needs some work to get ready

>>7354768
>>7354747

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>>7354764
I told you already I don't have a bank tho????

>>7354763
I don't have the startup capital or know how to do something like that anon.
I'm if you noticed but im really dumb.... :/

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S-Seasalt :^3

>>7354784
np!

i hope for some more physical changes soon, its mostly been weight loss due to diet.
oh also lost a lot of muscle, not everything but im a lot weaker

>>7354775
She prefers it that way and being used to writing in english

>>7354782
lol, someone likes fursuits, faggot

>>7354790
you dont mention seasalt here!

I though I couldn't be a worst weeaboo, then I downloaded Line.

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>>7354791
Noted. Thanks again!
I'm trying to muster up courage to order from QHI and your experience so far has helped

>>7354794
MAYBE I WILL AHAHAHA

>>7354710
Why does everyone hate Shakira?

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>>7354788
>I'm if you noticed but im really dumb.... :/
That's not being dumb, that's being incoherent.

>>7354794
Yeah the most pathetic examples of humanity.

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>>7354781
>http://www.tsroadmap.com/physical/hair/zaptime.html

>Most transsexuals report facial electrolysis taking from 1 to 4 years, with an anecdotal average around 2 years.
>The amount of time it will take to complete electrolysis is the biggest variable.
>Conventional wisdom and widely accepted anecdotal evidence puts the average time to completion between 200 and 300 hours. Some people have been done in less than 40 hours, some in over 700.


Surely this can't be right? I was thinking just an hour or two.

>>7354801
extremely autistic and annoying

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>>7354786
We only got it to fit in once, im really really tight and his cock is fat as fuck. He eats me out and tries to finger me but i feel like in going to shit so i tense up.

Wat do?

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>>7354799
do it!

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>>7354799
careful, you dont want the normies catching wing of the herald!

also have you heard of HB?

>>7354807
practice+more lube!

>>7354801
she can't handle the banter and makes arguments drag on for hours needlessly

>>7354748
>>7354750
Because they spoke German :^)
>>7354775
It just happened.

why do people like boys girls are cuter and better

>>7354804
Nah, electrolysis is done follicle by follicle so it takes ages. While a full face laser session is twenty minutes at most. If you have dark hair, get laser first.

>>7354804
no 200 - 300 hours is probably correct for most

>>7354807
sliquid silver, the stuff is honestly magic, other then that you're going to have to always try to fit more in

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>>7354807

>>7354802
Yeah see I meant to say "I don't know if you noticed" but yeah it proved what I was saying anyway ;~;

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>>7354815
boys are the cutest

>>7354817
its $70 an hour here.

That's $14,000.

Kill me.

>>7354810
Seen it mentioned a couple 'o times, yeah. Gosh I remember the first time I showed my incarnate /pol/ friend e6 :v)

>>7354808
;u;

>>7354815
trip on, lauren

>>7354823
like 0.1% of boys are as cute as the average girl

>>7354815
boys are hot, wtf u gonna do with a girl anw other than cuddle and kiss?

>>7354817
Im at 6 hours and half of mine is cleared

>>7354801
takes everything extremely personally

>>7354823
Boys are gross

>>7354832
cuddle and kiss naked

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>>7354831
i dunno what boys you have been exposed to
but the boys around here are pretty darn qt

Which trip do you want to frot?

>>7354836
thats nice but boys can do soo much more...

>>7354828
it's some good stuff desu, shamefully it all has to be paid for, but there's usually stuff floating around out there, the classic is 'cross platform'

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>>7354835
>Boys are gross

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>>7354835
boys are yummy

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>>7354835
No they're not
My boi is the opposite of gross

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most boys look stupid like this

>>7354839
none currently.

>>7354844
>>7354847
Yuck

>>7354849
Wait what is this pic

>>7354822
It's OK PP. You just need to lay off the whiskey.

>>7354850
Maybe the good looking ones avoid you.

>>7354831
it's more often that you see girl to be fem & cute
and more rare for guy to be fem & cute

>>7354849
t-that's her, I mean, his room?

>>7354850
most people look stupid

>>7354853
My bf in my bed after i sucked his cock

>>7354839
valq

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aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>7354860
www.qhi.co.uk

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>>7354860
whuts the matter hops?

>>7354858
why do you keep posting same pic?
where is the one with you and him in same pic?

or does he not want to be seen in public with you?

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>>7354853
basic i know you secretly lust for boys

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>>7354853

>>7354849
Oh Jesus the butterflies and the pink comforter

>>7354860
did you just realise that you live in belgium

>>7354867
>secretly

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>>7354871
among others

>>7354863
thank

>>7354864
u kno whats up foxe mane

>>7354874
i want to be a good girl for mommy uwu

>>7354866
I never posted that one with his thicc butt and thighs, just the covered one, also im too dysphoric to do a selfie with him. With long hair and hrt he would pasd better than me ;_;

i feel all tingly and lewd what should I do

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>>7354867
>secretly
Strong contender for the world's worst kept secret.

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i want mr jefferson to photograph me

>>7354854
Hey it's been two days since I had whiskey ok >:(

>>7354858
LMAO

>>7354867
Wtf hanna??????

>>7354868
Oh thats some douchy hair...

momii sertii

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>>7354875
what makes you think i know fuzzbutt? I cant read minds
maybe you'll have to explain, sweetcheeks

>>7354879
Spank the monkey?
Polish the rocket?
Choke the chicken?

>>7354881
Same. Then he could dump my body in a junkyard under a foot of dirt. Btw irl the first time at the junkyard they would have smelled rachels decomposing body

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>>7354872
>>7354880
Oh come on

>>7354884
>>7354876
OWO

>>7354888
but i don't like touching there

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>>7354882
Basic wants to kiss booooys~

i only like girls

>tfw people don't accept you for being trans
>>7353861
i don't know how to feel about that

>>7354895
>>7354896
lol, thats pretty gay brah

>>7354897
lily please help convince the thread girls are better than boys ok

>>7354890
It really is.

>>7354892
Celibacy it is.

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mulder should had transitioned

>>7354889
totes and also very true

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>>7354890
>Oh come on
On, in, around - whatever you like. You just have to find the right guy first.

>>7354760
>you talk to the doctors about your problems and let them help you
ew no.

i just illegally pirated some games hehe >:)

>>7354898
but basic is a girl so its not gay

>>7354895
>>7354901
>>7354905
This is literally bullying

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would you consider this tasteful?

>>7354900
simple way to turn to the purest love
>have vag
>find cutie
>have it licked and fingered
done

>>7354915
no

>>7354817
Oh well I'm out then

>>7354915
extremely
aslo very comical.

>>7354913
still pretty ghey bruh

>>7354710
Why do you hate me, anon?

i like kissing girls

>>7354914
Only in this general is telling the truth considered bullying.
Let's be honest here - you're probably down for a threesome if only so you could include your gf and not feel so guilty.

>>7354917
>have vag
Uh-oh.

i wanna kiss a gt

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>>7354928
lol, that shit's gay

>>7354939
im gay i like gay

>>7354779
The popular druid deck is golem cycle druid; it runs a shitton of draw power and a few golem cards. I honestly think midrange would be better atm.

>>7354915
"""Black""" lives matter

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>tfw mum just told me she's going to ask her rich friends for a loan for srs

extatic desu

i want to kiss a cute girls tummy!!!

>>7354944
can you give me some i want a vagina too

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>>7354915

>>7354927
You are really annoying

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>>7354914
sorry for bullying you
it was just too fun

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>>7354941
lol, what a fag, dont you wanna fuck bitches brosef?

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>>7354944
>tfw I will never come out

>>7354919
Why not? it's saying that black people are normal underneath, like white people.

>>7354929
Oh God no. I'm not even remotely open or poly. I like being monogamous and don't want anyone besides her

i want a bully gf to bully me sexually
>>7354954
im a fagg

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>>7354914
This is just a form of repression and we're only trying to help you out.

The truth has a habit of sneaking up on you, and we just want you to be prepared for when that hard truth slide itself inside of you.

>>7354944
One step at a time lol
btw, I haven't seen an SRS pic that didn't make it look like Frankenstein, so I'm extremely hesitant.
I'd love to say I know there's more realistic options, but I don't.
In the meantime, I have a plebbit friend that won't shut the fuck up about CRISPR whenever he talks to me

which trip is the gayest

>>7354949
no sry

>>7354955
try it, it went a lot better than expected for me at least

>>7354962
elanna

>>7354962
me

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>>7354953
Et tu hanna ;~;

>>7354962
me

>>7354952
A lot of people think that
can you help me figure out why?
It's not like I'm trying to annoy people or anything

>>7354962
Elanna.

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>>7354968
we only do this because we care

>>7354962
me

>>7354944
i hate all of you lucky people, who are pass or at least don't have hon genes, can afford surgeries, found love or anything like that

>>7354972
you need help and refuse to get it because of your dumb politics

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>>7354968
sorry :c
hugg

>>7354975
im gay im a transbian

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>>7354958
lol, why so gai bro? y U like dicc so much

>>7354963
Got this for Sinterklaas :^)

>>7354960
Are you hitting on me?
Bc I have a fiancee ok

>>7354974
HOW IS THAT CARING??

>>7354978
;~;

>>7354962
Me, im so gay i wiped a cummy dick on muh bewbs

>>7354961
sure but im pretty set on getting it, good srs as it stands suits me just fine. Its a few years away anyway but desu i always wanted my gt gone

>>7354976
sorry...

>>7354982
only girldicc

>>7354980
not gay if you only fuck trannies tho

>>7354982
Does max pass?

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>>7354983
Fuck forgot picture

>>7354991
i like cis girls and trans girls

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>>7354985
noooo please dont cry

>>7354874
>>7354832
when did you turn into such a slut?

>>7354977
Oh, that.
Please drop that, at least for the time being, okay? Being reminded of how fucked up I am REALLY hasn't been helping me.

>>7354976
I just found an extra large sandwich with the price of a normal one. Do you hate me too?

>>7354985
we only want what's best for you (dick)

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>>7354963
I can't. It will break their hearts.
And my extended family is super competitive. I'm currently sitting as topdog.

Better just to take hrt until my body burns it all up and then I discover I'm immune to hrt because of my natural super make vitality and no one ever finds out

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>>7354989
lol, thats pretty bro

>>7354992
yeah, if she practices her makeup

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>>7354992
Max is ftm
This is like fron 2010

>>7354995
It's too late hanna
I cry

>>7355000
I don't want dick tho ;~;

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>>7354996
this past week desu, i blame elanna

>>7354993
loooooool

ONE OF US

>>7355001
you never know until you try amy!

>>7355001
now you just have to be the best girl.
see it as a boxer changing weight classes after getting the title in the wrong one.

>>7354988
Eh, if it's good enough I would do the same. As it stands, I'm probably going to prioritize making sure I pass (FFS) over SRS

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>>7354994
so you are a lesbian and not a transbian
das gay
>>7355003
>Max is ftm
me too

>>7355000
i don't know. not because of this.
are you smaller than 6'0? have you ever kissed someone?

>>7355006
Naww also got a Trump mug which I will use every morning at breakfast :^)

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>>7354661
>no Mike "The Fourth Reich" Stoklasa

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>>7354993
>Being a communist

>>7355011
I've kissed many girls to prove myself I wasn't a tranny and cried during sex, does that count?

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>>7354985
>Bc I have a fiancee ok
Did she come with a strap-on, or did you have to purchase that separately?

Tell us about your fiancée, Basic. What does she do? What is she like? Paint me a picture here.

>>7354985
it's ok sweetie, we all have to lose to cock sooner or later

>>7355021
yes i hate you and you probably pass.

>>7355019
See >>7355013
I'm not a filthy commie but I thought Sertii would enjoy me getting a Ché necklace.

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>>7355008
i guess it depends on what you feel you want more badly

>>7355013
>

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Wew I got a cheap mic
https://clyp.it/rujhwcru

girl kisses are better than boy kisses

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3 rapes on campus in the last 3 months. police is looking for an afgan/arab
coincidence I am sure.
we need more diversity!

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>>7354944
>tfw mum has no friends (she's in a really fucking rough situation desu and I feel sorry for her)
>tfw dad knows a ton of rich people through work but doesn't support my transition
fucking RIP me lol, I should just kms already

>>7355021
wew this hits too close to home. my only time with a girl ended in me crying too

>>7355022
Wow rude.

>>7355027
Real rude.

>>7355034
Wrong.

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>tfw you wake up from a suicide attempt
i honestly dont know how to feel right now. Other than a headache, cramps in my body and really weak. I'm kind of glad I'm not dead though. Because it was really scary once I thought for sure that I was going to die. I'm never going to try it again honestly

>>7355035
hey don't worry mein führer
they recently legalized child marriage and sharia patrols in germany
this will make things safer

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>>7355004
>i made basic cry
im the worst kind of person
not even shure if chocolate can make these feels go away

>tfw will never be a real girl

>>7355028
you don't get girls looking like a girl.
although I insisted they probably were lesbians and asked them how they'd react if we woke up with our genders switched. i don't even know how they didn't see it.

>>7355033
are we getting dj elanna next wednesday?
you already had recorded that tho

>>7355045
>Tfw mfw

>>7355045
hugg ann

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>>7355045
Iktf

>>7355036
mine has a rich gay friend LOL

woah you look good in that pic tho

>>7355035
Please be careful!
And get a Muselschreck to defend yourself

>>7355033
lol, that's pretty gay bro, why would someone wanna take gay pills brah?

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>>7355007
Sigh...

>>7355006
I'll just stir up some anti trans sentiment and see if they agree with me or scold me for it.

I refuse to do something I can't undo.

You can't undo coming out. If I can find a way to avoid it. I will. Including death.

>>7355038
kek, that's kids stuff. I tried over half a dozen times and never could even put the condom on since grabbing the thing killed all my mood.

>>7355042
I'm sorry you felt like you had to do that anon ;-;
Please talk to someone if you're not already
You're a a valuable human being and you deserve love and affection, not death.

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>>7355040
>Wow rude.
What are you hiding from me, Basic? Why the tight-lips?

You can trust me, y'know.

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>>7355048
Yeah I'm planning on broadcasting this wednesday
Also, requests for test recordings? Boyvoice, girlvoice? I'm just recording the same thing I had recorded on my laptop mic

>>7355048
I haaate youuuu

>>7355042
for the last time, ODing is a shitty suicide method
when will trannies learn?

other shit suicide methods that will just leave you in terror and pain and likely fail include:
-hanging
-drowning

>>7355045
ow
not like this

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>>7355050
hugg anon

>>7355059
>tfw tried lots and lots of times and it worked twice and I didn't cry
NOT
A
TRANNY

>>7355042
hey, i remember you, you're the anon who always sadposts about stuff with cute pictures

>>7355032
Ofc I also don't have any money for future surgeries as it stands.
Basically trying to be really economical about it, and doing what I know for a fact will make me feel better, considering my sex drive is near 0

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>>7355052
kek are you fuckin having a laugh

>>7355058
they probably will have different views abt it when one of their own comes out tho

>>7355063
in girl voice:
"b-but bropai, t-thats gay"

>>7355063
I just really want the time and weather between songs, maybe the traffic if you can make that up on the go.
I think I've never heard your girlvoice, only that thing you call boyvoice.

>>7355033
Why did this give me an erection?

>>7355044
I didn't cry I lied
I'm sorry hanna ;~;
Now I'm crying because I feel bad for making you feel bad

>>7355061
I am my own fiancee I'm coping with the death of him so I assumed his life and convinced everyone he transitioned.

>>7355067
>lots and lots
>worked twice
>I'm completely normal
sure, I'm not laughing while I write this at all

>>7355045
>tfw will never return to the peak repression efficiency
>"LET HIM RUN! LET HIM RUN"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndMtTw5kB2c

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>>7355065
>hanging
Why? It should be safe with a decent rope and enough height, right?
My plan was climb up half of pic related attach the rope safely and jump down. Maybe it will even rip my head off.

>>7355055
I'm taking them to prove I'm NOT gay actually

>>7355081
>I am my own fiancee I'm coping with the death of him so I assumed his life and convinced everyone he transitioned.
now I know how to come out!

>>7355084
that's idiotic, you won't get too high before someone tries to stop you.

>>7355065
the reason I want to die via OD is that I either die (yay) or just get really high on drugs

>>7355082
Hey I'm just a sad nerd everyone knows sadness influences erections!

And I guess lots and lots wasn't that fair it was maybe like 20 times I guess.

>>7355083
Hah fuckin nerdo I am still strong :^)
just kidding I am just waiting for when I'm back for Scotland but until then I can meme

>>7355086
'lol, if you're not gay bro, then you can take some stupid pills fag'
'i-im not gay'
then you can take some gay pills bro'

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hey mangs

i'm about to get on hrt, but i've realized there's a bit of a roadblock in the way

I'm currently 5'9 and 120ish lbs. Which is technically underweight.

Should I put on weight before/during hrt? What would be the consequences of not?

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>>7355043
ya I am sure the nice muslims will help a tranny out when the time comes :)

>>7355054
whats a muselschreck D:
I have pepperspray

>>7355081
nooo dont be sad
silly
im ok i really am

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>>7355081
>I am my own fiancee I'm coping with the death of him so I assumed his life and convinced everyone he transitioned.
I'm going to find out somehow, whether you like it or not.

The truth does not like to stay buried.

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>>7355060
im only able to talk to some online friends if thats the sort of talking you mean. i dont really see myself as valuable though. i'm pretty useless honestly

>>7355065
i did it with codeine though ;_;

>>7355069
indeed. i have nothing positive to post about honestly. but it kinda helps to post on here, so i do it with awoos

>>7355073
I should wait for my super male vitality to kick in and purge these foreign invaders from my body

>>7355091
put on weight during hrt. if you don't gain you may hurt your boob growth.

>>7355091
hrt makes you gain weight so you should probbably be fine

>>7355091
during
first of all because you don't want to waste time.
you need excess calories to grow boobs, and new fat will eventually go into the right places (it takes a long time, but also does gaining weight) instead of your manly man's man beer belly.

>>7355092
Iranians would.

>>7355087
It only takes a few minutes to get up high enough and this thing isn't in a populated area.
The helium method seems like the most chill way to die, but it could fail if i fuck up with the tubes or pressure and i could get a permanent brain damage.

>>7355035
You hoping to be the next one in line for the cultural enrichment?

>>7355088
except that a lot of the drugs you can OD on do not feel nice at all when you OD on them
I've even heard that the thing about heroin OD being painless etc. is a total meme

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>>7355093
Why do you never bully me? ;-;

>>7355090
thats basically how the conversation went about a month ago
p-please no bully...

>>7355096
yes and codeine is the one opiate known for being the most unpleasant to OD on, lrn2google senpai :p

>>7355095
Are you trying to find out the type of girl I like for when you transition?
That's gay as fuck

>>7355093
Am I really too easy to bully?

>>7355087
Nice

>>7355105
im pretty new to this whole bullying thing
sorry for not bullying you

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Hair

>>7354944
tell your mom to adopt me pls

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Well this relationship wont work out

>>7355106
lol, you fell for that shit bro? you do realise turning into a chick makes you gay right?
so have you grown a vagina yet broster?

Is the dubbed version of Spirited Away any good?
I've only ever watched the subbed version, and I've persuaded my sister to watch it with me in a second but she says she'll only watch it in English :\

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>>7355099
>>7355100
>>7355101
Thank you all.

(also sick dubs to you first two)

Do you guys have any advice as to what a healthy weight would be for me? I am bio male and 5'9, again.

Normally I'd look the healthy weight for a male that height, but I'm not sure if transitioning would make things different.

Should I go for the healthy weight of a woman my height or a man?

>>7355113
You're never going to find someone that eats their stake well done and doused in ketchup.