Cis Lesgen

>>7342368
dont need a fire, men are plenty warm =)

>yfw too many lesfags to filter through to find another girl to play with my hubby.

>>7342368
Also, you could cook even more for me, I could eat twice that of a woman, who isn't a hamplanet.

>>7342368
oh and i could improve your cooking by opening jars

In the last thread I mentioned there's a younger girl at work I want to ask out and I'm gonna do it tomorrow.

Should I wear anything special? How should I approach her? I have no idea how any of this works, it's been four years since I've had a girlfriend and I wasn't the one asking out.

>>7342462
just walk up and ask if she wants her ass licked

>>7342462
How much younger

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>>7342462
Does she even like the V?

Pic related

How do I "gaydar"

>>7342502
Three years

>>7342517
It's very likely

>>7342530
Well make yourself pretty, at least presentable and invite her to something. Dinner, a show, whatever you think sounds enticing. Show off your natural assets - whatever it may be.

>>7342368
>Bundle up, light that fireplace, and hug a REAL LIVE GIRL. Let's pray for snow.

Man we've been promised a cold winter and it had better fucking snow.

Moreso, it'd better fucking snow when my gf is round so we can have a wood fire and watch sci fi cuddled up under a blanket.

BETTER FUCKIN SNOW, ALL IM SAYING.

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How often do you masturbate?
What do you normally masturbate to?

>>7342617
>not just silently turning the air conditioner on
>anon, its so cold? come here and cuddle me for warmth

>>7342621
>How often do you masturbate?
All the time
>What do you normally masturbate to?
(You)

>>7341278
/po/, /g/, /s/ mostly.

>>7342621
>How often do you masturbate?
If not in a relationship, pretty much daily.
>What do you normally masturbate to?
Erotic literature, amateur porn, my own fantasies/memories

>>7342621
>teeheehee totally not hetshit bait

>>7342621
>How often do you masturbate
Every other day or so. Sometimes daily but usually every other day, but then multiple times.

>What do you normally masturbate to
90% of the time fantasies. Most porn is kinda bad and I like to have some sort of "emotional connection" so to say.

The more important question is, anyone here reliably orgasm vaginally? If so, teach me your secrets onee-sama

>>7342682

It's just not the same, anon!
Besides, I dont have air conditioning anyways.

>tfw I wanna be femme, but starting to walk on heels and doing makeup feels too awkward at age 20
>don't wanna look like 10 yr tryhard with these (lack of) skills

>>7342774
Have been butch all my life until hc tumblrinas ruined it

Since we're kinda on the topic does anyone know any good les erotic literature, or fanfiction, smut whatever? Maybe I'm too picky but I rarely find something really hot.

Overwatch-anon hmu bb.

>>7342808
>good
That's subjective, anon.
It really depends on what you like.

>>7342816
I mean good more in the sense of well-written and with a bit of a story, regardless the 'topic'

>>7342761
SSRIs killed my sex drive

I wank like once a month, or as a last resort if I can't sleep

Tfw no qt asexual gf

>>7342845
I had that too, but once I switched meds, it's back. Still SSRIs, but a different brand.

>>7342845
You sound like me, except I'm not on SSRIs.

>>7342808
>>7342839
IMO there is some decent stuff on the lesbian section on literotica.
Just check the hall of fame or most stories with a good rating.

>>7342849
Tbf I don't mind it really, I'm never gonna get laid so I'll save myself the sexual frustration

Romantic frustration is doing my head in though

>>7342856
>https://www.literotica.com/s/actual-sorority-sisters
For example I liked this one recently if you like kinky stuff

>>7342856
>>7342871
Thanks Anon, I appreciate it.

>>7342678
[nospoiler]I've had my Tumblr account since 2011.[/nospoiler]

>>7342845
if you are asexual can't you be straight?

legitimate question, i don't know much about asexuality, but since you don't experience sexual attraction why only stick with women?

>>7343101
Not her but I figure asexuals can still experience romantic attraction?

My crush stroked my eyebrows yesterday and I blushed like a school girl

>>7343126
yes

>>7343294
Are they T H I C C? Your brows, I mean.

>>7343294
like an american school girl or like a japanese school girl?

>>7343318
Not especially, she just said they had a nice shape and then she reached out and ran both of her thumbs over them

>>7342462
Look presentable, maybe wear some makeup if thats your thing. Just act how you normally do, start up a conversation and eventually roll into, "What are you doing this weekend?" "Do you have anything planned for Wednesday?" etc. and go from there.

If she ends up being str8 just apologize and act cool, hopefully she's not weird about it.

Recently broke up with my gf, ladies. Not really sad or anything but I feel more confident about being able to find someone I'm well-suited to. Wish I could've had a gf through the holiday season though, have never gotten to experience that.

>Uncle invited us over for some kinda early Christmas dinner today
>My skin has been really bad lately
>tfw it actually looks pretty much perfect today

I just put on a little bit of makeup, and I honestly feel really cute.

>>7342621
>How often
Once a week, at least
>To what
Mostly my submissive fantasies

Have you ever had incesty fantasies lesgen? No judgment.

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Does it gross anyone out how hairy guys' arms can be?

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>>7343645
No, never.

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>>7342368
I've been sleeping 10+ hours a day in preparation for the cold weather.

>>7343671
Yeah. Their fingers are even worse.

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>>7342812
Hi, yes, looking to play some comfy Overwatch

himecut#1115

>>7343645
Yeah but not legitimately. More like a "What if?" thing

>>7343747
Yeah I'm like that too. Thought about it but I'd never go through with it. And all my sisters are straight anyway.

>>7343729
And their legs and chests and faces. Eurgh.

>>7342849
>>7342855
>>7342845
I have a sex drive I just find orgasming almost impossible
I'm on two ssris

>>7343849
I heard that happens to guys, for me it just dulled my sex drive.

>>7343790
And their horrendous personalities. Ick.

>>7343849
>>7343854

That sucks.
Do you guys plan to take them for the rest of your life? Asking as someone who used to be on various antianxiety/antidepressants

>>7344001
I hope not. I'm just taking a small dosage but the sexual side effects do suck.

>>7344186
lol. Pills are for failures.

>>7344224
Well, that fits then.

>>7344226
I bet you aren't even that bad looking though... You could find a nice christian husband to fix you up.

>>7344239
But I enjoy being a degenerate homo.

>>7344256
if you need pills to function, you obviously don't enjoy it enough.

Anyone watch any good TV with lesbians lately? I-I'm still recovering from you know what, so no more death please. And no Wynonna Herpes pls.

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How do I find a gf? I'm tired of fapping

>>7344520
I've been wondering this too. Does tinder have an option for homos?

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>>7343671
>be cis female
>have italian/portuguese genes so a bit on the hairy side
>nervouslaugh.jpg

am I digusting-looking? I promise I'm not fat.

>>7344605
Not that bad. Men have those coarse black hairs.

>>7344605
Nah, even the hairiest woman couldn't really compare to a hairy dude. And dude hair is thicker and coarser like the other anon said.

My own ex had PCOS and therefore pretty hairy legs and it's still not as bad as guys. Dudes never shave either.

>>7344644
>>7344644
It's true. I have a really hairy ass.

>>7344605
tfw blonde hair that's barely noticeable on arms

FeelsGoodMan

>>7343700
a female bear?

been talking to this girl online for a couple weeks, lots of flirting and i really quite like her. how do i express my interest without coming off as too forward?

>>7344605
you can bleach the hair on your arms if you're insecure about it, like middle eastern/mediterranean girls

>>7344808
Just tell her. Be forward. Most girls like that.

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>>7344808
Stop being a pansy for one. You won't get anywhere without being forward. If you want her you say so. Just say that it might seem sudden but you just wanted to say you really like her and wonder how she feels about you. You don't get a girlfriend just shyly toeing the line.

>>7344564
yes.

>tfw Lying in the bed naked thinking about masturbating but not actually doing anything
Help

>>7344605
Just wax it off

>>7343700
H-hi qt what's your name

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>>7343854
>>7344001
They've not really affected my sex drive, in fact, when I'm off them and just super depressed I probably have less sex drive.
But like I said they don't really seem to affect me other than making it hard to orgasm when I'm masturbating. They also might be making be less wet when I'm aroused but that could be other things too.


I hate being on anti-depressants and I'd like to stop taking them as soon as possible; hopefully after I make some life changes and improvements I can stop taking them. But, my depression is pretty severe so I might have to take them my whole life. I really hope not though. Having to take crazy pills sucks

>>7345041
This seems like a really bad idea.

>>7344186
>>7345080

Sounds really tough, I'm sorry.
It's better to get off of them eventually. It's not about your depression and anxiety going away, but becoming strong enough to cope with it.

>>7345101
No
It will last a long time and will grow back thinner. Waxing or epilating is the best hair removal method.
My arms aren't that hairy but I shave them.

>>7344644
>>7345041
>>7344630
>>7344819
I appreciate all your words anons, but I'm actually comfortable with my hairy arms. Up until 18 I was very insecure about it, but I've since grown to accept it as something natural and not necessarily gross. I was just curious about lesgen's opinons.

>>7345115
Both were a nightmare for me, hair starts growing back right away and looks disgusting until it's long enough to epilate/wax again, tons of ingrowns. Never noticed any thinning either. Plus some people think completely hairless arms look weird.

>>7345145
Good. That's the best solution.

>>7345152
I think it's different for everyone depending on hair and skin type.

>>7345182
Yeah, which is why one shouldn't just go and wax it all off. Spot test first.

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>>7345145
There's always laser I suppose.

>>7345023
Same. But then I think about how someday I'll be old and menopausal and will probably never be able to feel arousal again so I should just make the most of it now. I wash off my hands and think about my girlfriend's mouth.

>>7342368
We're going to Edinburgh to stay for Christmas with my wife's granfather, her parents are coming too. We're going to have guests for new years.

On Jan 2 we're taking a weeks vacation to Thailand, a bit of culture and a bit of beach-time.

Who /pillowhumper/ here?

>>7345385
Me didn't know it was the wrong way for awhile but idc more fun

>>7345385
>tfw no lonely anime body pillow humping gf

>>7345385
Me

Since childhood, before I knew what masturbation was

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Ice cream is better in the winter.

>>7345532
Is that you and your gf? Qt

>>7345532
Cute

>>7345532
which is the fatty?

>>7345588
The one on the left, obviously.

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>>7345544
Yes.
>>7345545
Thank you.
>>7345588
She is but I'm getting fattier for moral support.

>>7345683
>getting fatty for moral support
>risking physical health to normalize someone elses bad health

yep, lesbos are crazy

>>7345683
plz dont qt

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>>7345683
Why are you here, normie?
REEEEEE

>>7345702
Lesbos are crazy

>>7345145
Am Filipino, hairy legs and arms here are normal. They're usually super fine and not that noticeable on tan skin. Some girls have body hair, some don't.
The only comments people like me would get is "ah, you're hairy?", usually followed by them rubbing my arm. Don't worry friend, it's not that big of a deal :)

>>7345526
Same. I think true for a lot of girls.

>>7343700
Post routine, pls. My scrawny arms need help.

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>>7345699
>>7345701
I'm joking of course.

I have gained weight since moving here though. I was never in glorious shape but I miss having workout stuff at home. Least hiking is nice.

>>7345784
You two look happy. I'm jealous.

>>7345784
I wish I had a girlfriend.

>>7345784
Post nudes.

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I have a parka from the Korean War.
Runs all the way down to about the lowest point of my calves because I'm 5'2.
It's like operating in a sleeping bad at all times. Glorious.

Staying put and being cozy do not have to go hand in hand.
Remember, if you take a girl outside in the cold, she has more reasons to get close to you.

>>7342621
Every day, some times a couple times a day.
Usually watch something Girls Out West-y unless /gif/ has something good going on.

Lately, though, I've been filming myself masturbating and I like to watch that when I'm high.

>>7342761
Focus more on going deeper and less about the 'in/out, in/out' of it.
I like to just go in and keep my hand still while rocking my hips onto it.

>>7342808
Got that 'Danny gets fingered by her handmaiden' scene bookmarked in my copy of SoS.

>>7343691
One of my cousins I met only once growing up. She's definitely related, but it's not weird to me since we didn't grow up together.
Not only did she turn out to be gay, she's exactly my type, has a nice deep voice, and is the coolest fucking person and super smart.
I've all but straight up flirted with her. Her girlfriend's a lot prettier than I am, though.

She'll like one of my Facebook posts and it hurts so good.
I actually want to die a bit when I'm around her.

>>7344564
There's a 'show women only' option, but of course men go into Facebook, change their gender, and show up in women's feeds anyhow.

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>>7345385
Me
Although I preferred laying on my back and using the pillow to hump me
>>7345683
>getting fat
Eww
"Thicc" is a gross meme, thin is win

>>7345922
Men showing up in women's feeds happens so rarely it's irrelevant

>>7345935
That's a new one; you manage to get enough pressure that way?

>>7342774
found the tranny

>>7345939
Not saying it's an issue, just some retarded bullshit.

The only thing I'm not sure about with Tinder, when you put 'show only women' I'm not sure that you see only other women who've chosen the same. Looks a lot to me like I'm flipping through a LOT of straight girls.

But fuck Tinder, everyone just wants to talk.
Got maybe half a dozen girls to actually come out with my, and aside from the first fluke who I ended up seriously with, they've all been trash to average interactions.

>>7345940
You have to use a lot of force yeah but it works
It's the same rubbing against your bits that gets you off, it's just that instead of you moving your hips against the pillow, it's your hands moving the pillow up and down
Closing your legs a bit also helps

>>7345949
>The only thing I'm not sure about with Tinder, when you put 'show only women' I'm not sure that you see only other women who've chosen the same. Looks a lot to me like I'm flipping through a LOT of straight girls.
Yeah I've nev been sure about that, but if that's the case then I'm matching with straight girls and that's even weirder I think

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>tfw the concept of getting any significant stimulation from humping anything is baffling

I hate my vagina.

>>7345993
Gotta try that couch arm, with one foot on the floor.
Gets you all kindsa leverage and your get your whole bodyweight into the equation.

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>>7345803
Pretty happy I suppose.
>>7345845
Go get one, they are everywhere.
>>7345898
I'd get banned though right, cause it's blue here.

>>7345993
Humping is just super pleasurable
tfw never used a strap-on

>>7342370
We can hook up anon
What's your body like?
You can teach me all about making threads while we writhe between the threads on your bed
....that was terrible I know

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>>7346017
All I fucking want is to try a strap on. Don't even really care which end of it I'm on, but it's like my holy grail right now.

>>7345922
Parka looks comfy af

>>7346029
People look at me like I'm from another planet, though

>>7345993
Yeah, this entire thread is fucking baffling to me. I have to flick my bean in a VERY specific way to get anywhere at all.

>>7346004
Please don't reply to males.

>>7346020
Oh anon you card! You'll make my average sized body blush, I swear! But in order to placate my girlfriend who is exceptionally jealous of you right now - our love must stay within these threads,

>>7346042
I'm pretty lucky that way, my clit is pretty sensitive I guess. Can go pretty fast.

>>7346020
EAST COAST
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>>7346107
>tfw outie vagina and a huge clitoral hood that dulls sensitivity

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Decision time ladies

You can either marry the girl of your dreams and live happily ever after
OR
Spend 10 minutes in the goat tower

Choose wisely.

>>7346181
Spend ten minutes in the goat tower; I'm not getting married like some hetshit.

>>7346181
Goat tower. You don't get an opportunity like that everyday.

>>7346174
I kinda dread the day I encounter an outie in the wild; only ever encountered based innies.
I feel like they're fun, but I dunno.

>>7346174
>tfw used to be so sensitive I bought a specific kind of cotton-silk panties because the normal ones felt weirdly chafing/tingly
It's not all great

>>7346230
I've only had sex with one girl over the past five years in part because I'm so cripplingly self-conscious of the smell/taste/look of my vag (due to comments previous partners made). Maybe you'll luck out and only run into frigid outies like me.

>>7346293
First of all, that is fucking horrible.
My only fear with encountering an outie is spending too much time/attention where I should just because it's new to me. It's not like something I wouldn't want.

What were the smell/taste comments, if you don't mind? They're either something that's an easy change, or bullshit.

>>7346276
Exactly, pillowbator who likes humping here. I'm super sensitive and get hot and bothered really easily. It can mess with your productivity.

>>7346304
During oral, neither would lick anywhere other than the clit, so eventually I asked/encouraged them to explore a little. My first partner wasn't very nice.and just flatly said no because "it's gross". The second was nicer and declined with a hesitant, "the taste is very strong in other areas....".

Sex is already scary to me since I was assaulted. Just doesn't seem worth it anymore.

>>7346374
If the taste is really an issue, it's probably something you could address through hygiene/clothing choice.

>Just doesn't seem worth it anymore.
Yes it fucking is.

>>7346330
Yeah can totally relate. I get super unfocused if I'm horny.

>>7346374
Wow, that's kind of awful. Really one of the worst things to make someone insecure about. Sorry to hear about that, anon. Maybe some kind of mild bacterial/other infection going on?

>>7346374
>>7346388
Maybe diet too?

>>7346388
What do you mean by clothing choice?

I shower every day and have a detachable shower head, so that shouldn't be the issue.

>>7346400
I sincerely appreciate that you're being kind, but the partners were two years apart. Either I would've noticed an infection during that time or my vag would've rotted out by then.

>>7346415
You can have a pretty mild thing going on that's not vagina-rotting tier. Just a bit of odor and whatnot. It's not that hard to dismiss as just being normal vagina things, but it might be something that could be fixed. Unless you've been swabbed for that stuff already, then yeah nevermind.

>>7346415
>What do you mean by clothing choice?
For some people cotton is bad; since it's so absorbent, it holds onto sweat a funk pretty easily. For others; it's the 'artificial' fabrics that cause them issue.

>I shower every day and have a detachable shower head, so that shouldn't be the issue.
What kind of soap do you use? You're not putting it inside, right? Could fuck with your pH level.

>Either I would've noticed an infection during that time or my vag would've rotted out by then.
You'd think, but the things humans get used to are amazing.

Every other thing ruled out; there's still the possibility you fucked two pussies.
One of my girlfriends actually smelled stronger than any other and I end up liking that more. It didn't smell bad, just super duper double pussy; like I was smelling that shit on my fingers later and it drove me fucking wild.
I don't wanna eat pussy because I want to stick my face in a smell/taste neutral environment; I bury my face in cunt because I LOVE it.

>Izetta bound and hurt in the last episode
Uncomfortable

>>7346104
>has girlfriend
;-----;
Well at least some girls know happiness
>>7346130
I'm on the west coast ;--;

>>7346530
H-hey anon, I'm on the west coast too.

>>7346530
Fuck the West Coast. I could never live there because you guys live like a bunch of retards, but you have sick girls and the best concerts.
Burger is based out there.

>>7346535
Good, we don't want you.

>>7346549
At least people on the East Coast know to walk on the right side of the fucking sidewalk, ya fucking surf bums! (But please fuck me anyway)

>>7346535
>you guys live like a bunch of retards
elaborate

>>7346535
Same to you, except your girls are probably mediocre except for new york.

>>7346530
Aw shucks. Where on the best coast? (When the old lady's away us kids will play amirite)

>>7346561
You are never on time. You do not know how to drive. You do not know how to walk. You think it's acceptable to eat fish tacos in 70+ weather. You are too 'polite' for my East Coast sensibilities.
You have no idea about pizza.

>>7346564
Eatin's not cheatin'

>>7346570
>You have no idea about pizza.
Kek, it's the pizza expert again.

>>7346575
I will literally fight anyone on this.
You are free to come to my house and beat me up if you feel otherwise.

>>7346579
I've been subjected to your aggressively greasy opinions in previous threads thanks.

>>7346575
So it begins again. Old battle scars are opened.

>>7346572
What's your favorite flavor?
>Inb4 your favorite flavor is pussy

>>7344414
>Why no Wynonna Earp, was it not good?

>>7346587
Honestly, I'm upset with how strongly I feel about this, but I cannot deny my true feelings.
Here; pizza is a weekly, if not multiple-times-a-week issue.

>>7346598
Like, ever? Dude, I dunno.

Who /newhavenpizza/ here?

>>7346617
If you live in the United States this is impossible; hello foreigner!

>>7346617
Oh, wait, unless you're talking about New Haven pizza, in which case, why are you not in Philly with me right now?

>>7346607
Yeah I watched the first few episodes, and it was cancer. Never got to the lesbians, so maybe it'd be worth it? It was just super cheesy and cringy.

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>>7346512
>tfw no smug crazy German witch to tie me up
Why live

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Any good places to find qts in Wisconsin (Madison specifically)? There's a possibility I'm moving there next fall, and I've never been to the state before. The reason I'm asking is because where I live right now there's this one coffee shop near an liberal arts college that is known to almost always have cute lesbians in it, and I did actually get a gf from there before she ended up moving to another continent. I was just wondering, is there any kind of equivalent to that in Madison, WI? Or is that too broad of a question?

>>7346620
I am trying to wrap my head around this post. What does this mean?

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>>7346837
I am drunk and I thought you had said that you've never eaten pizza

>>7346882
Drunk enough to let us have a look at those jigglers?

>>7346891
They're A-cups, so there's not much to see after censoring; otherwise wise

>>7346899
I mean yes

>>7346899
>>7346904
Wew you are nice and buzzed. I don't discriminate. Flat is justice.

>>7346908
That is problematic consent, friend.

>>7346810
Just give up and embrace a life devoted to cheese.

>>7346927
Just gals bein pals, honey. The eternal bond of sisterhood via nipple sucking. I'm not making this up.

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Post tummies now

What's a good Christmas present to get my aunt who is a 50 year old lesbian?

>>7347053
You start.

The most beautiful girl I've ever seen has just popped up on my tinder. She's a British femme ginger with blue eyes, who also likes vidya *swoon*. I feel like she's way way out of my league but I'm going to right swipe her anyways and hope for the best...

>>7347081
So, innocent. So hopefull.

>>7347081
Awww, good luck, anon.

>>7342760
Still gave him the (You).

>>7347081
is her name Vivian?

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>>7347100
>>7347087
>>7347086
Thanks <3. I right swiped her, but I didn't get a match notification. I doubt I ever will, but the fact that I swiped her makes me feel somewhat happy haha. Her name's Ivy, her profile is pic related

>>7347124
Get that confidence up, anon.

h-hi /clg/ im a teen girl questioning if im attracted to other girls or i just think certain girls are super pretty/would cuddle them if i could

whats the difference between attraction and admiration and how can u tell

>>7347143
If you want to cuddle someone, I'd say that's more than admiration.

>>7347155
im not sure if i really want to cuddle with a girl or just be really close friends. bc ive never been in a relationship or had anything past a casual crush, ive never had the urge to want to be with someone, date them, do cute relationship stuff. so idk if im actually sapphic or im just desperate/lonely that being into girls has crossed my mind

>>7347143
I went through something like that when I was just begining to have sexual attraction at 14 or so. I didn't know if I liked my friend, or just looked up to her (ended up getting a huge crush on her a few months later). Everyone is different, so there's no way someone else can tell you what it is you're feeling, but what I'd suggest to do is think about your current relationship with the girls you're talking about in your post. If it's more than admiration that it's wanting to know every cute quirk she has, getting nervous when she text you, always finding excuses for her to hug/touch you.. If your way of looking at them is like that than I'd say you're probably attracted to them, because when you admire someone cuddling isn't usually a thing you want to do with them. Hope this helps you some

>>7347143
One involves lust. The other involves envy.

>>7347124
Better go get her before I do. Gingers are my weakness

Good luck anon

>>7347143
How do you feel about men?

>>7347201
thanks for the advice anon, ive been confused about admiration vs attraction for a long time. also the fact that every girl ive had that issue with is straight and not into girls, so ive refrained from ever thinking romantic thoughts about them, since it's creepy

>>7347244
>lust
i dont really know what lust feels like :(

>>7347130
>>7347251
If we match I'll make post, and thanks for all the encouragement, anons, it means a lot to me. Gingers are my weakness too, and they're almost non existent where I live, so that's why seeing her on my tinder was such a great surprise to me

>>7347277
it doesn't have to be lust imo, i never felt lust for random girls, but i wanted to be close to them and cuddle

>>7344605
hand off the screen

>>7347260
well to preface i am just questioning if i like girls and posted here since /clg/ knows what it feels like to be a girl attracted to girls. im questioning if im bisexual honestly (didnt post in bi gen bc literally no one goes there)

>>7347297
Well, I'd say try dating. But be honest and up front about the fact that you're just bi-curious. It's kind of a bitch move to start dating someone and then realize that you're not into it. A lot of people don't date bi girls for that reason (myself included). Literally nothing is worse than being dumped for a guy.

>>7346512
It's OK, we're now getting fanfic-levels of aaaangst because of it.

>>7346679
Don't forget the lip-biting from earlier.

>>7347277
Maybe your feeling will develop more as you get older. The thought of sex repulsed me in 9th grade, but by the end of 10th I knew I was 100% gay and the only thing I thought about was tits and that qt upperclassman who I would fantasize about 24/7. Romantic thoughts don't always have to mean something creepy, as long as you don't begin to obsess them I don't think you should be embarrassed or ashamed of them. Finding out who you are and what you like is just part of growing up, it's shitty and awkward, but that's life, you know?

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Hey les gen I needs some help! My girlfriend has always identified as demisexual etc. However when we first got together we had lots of sex of every variety you can think of. however she also finds having a vagina really gross.... (I know she is complicated)

Anyway we recently moved in together, and while I was expecting things to slow down a little in the sex department it is been a steady downhill slope for her sexuality...

Now for the real pinch. She was date raped by a dude a several months ago. (This wasn't the first time she has been sexually assaulted either and I think her Demisexuality might be related)

Anyway I do love her to death but Lesbian Bed Death is feeling all too real... She won't let me near hers and doesn't want much to do with mine either. I don't want to press her but I have needs too. We have been together for 2+ years.

I have never lived with anyone before and we have bought stuff together etc. I just don't know what to do and I am scared of being alone again.

halp!

>>7347571
Your gf was raped recently and your main concern is she won't fuck you anymore? I seriously hope this is some bottom tier troll.

Should I not be feeding it?

>>7347571
If you've been together two years how did she get date raped??

Anyway if she just got raped there are way more pressing things than her not wanting to fuck.
Idiot

>>7347581
That happened almost half a year ago. I asked her about it as it was happening, but she didn't even want to admit it happened.

We spent the first year together, and then the majority of this last year we have been long distance. She moved for school and I had to tie things up with my career so I could follow and be with her. (Do you have any idea how hard it is to support somone when they won't even be honest with what is happening, and your not there to help?! It is a living nightmare! We made it through all that!)

>>7347589
She was collecting data and they were too cheap to pay for the graduate students to get a hotel so she got a hostel. On the last night they went out to a nearby bar (talking 20+ people from the hostel) and my girlfriend woke up in the hospital. (The police and hospital were jerks about all of it and wouldn't give her many details, they also released her WAY too soon!)

When she gets back to the hostel another girl tells her the same thing happened to her. Nothing is confirmed, but she did the rape kit twice because the hospital didn't tell her they did one on intake. (Which makes you super sick if you didn't know)

Again this is like 5-6 months ago. She doesn't want to deal with it, so I can't help.

All I can do is look forward with the relationship etc. She loves me as much as I love her I should add, and we have talked about all this at length multiple times. However, each time we talk it makes her feel more pressured so again... It seems like there isn't much I can do.

She is finishing up semester soon and I don't want to fuck Christmas so I am waiting till after to ask her to come with me to a therapist or something.

>>7347642
I should add that we are still really snugly and for her that is all she wants. However, I still have a healthy sexual appetite that isn't getting met :/

You can call it selfish, but frankly I don't really have much say in the matter. I still masturbate etc, and like once a month or so she will get involved and play with me, but I am falling short.

tl;dr she feels her needs are being met, and mine are not. I think she is holding out for me to just accept things as is, and learn to find snuggling enough or something.

>>7347277
Once you get to know someone an start seeing in your head the sexual things you want to do with them. That's lust.

>>7347290
Well trust me i don't just get to lust all randomly like that. A girl can be all sorts of attractive by everyone's standards. But if she opens her mouth and just true to life stupid falls out....
I need to develop a repertoire with them before i even remotely become interested.

>>7347652
She might associate sex with when she was raped, I could be wrong but that's the main reason I can think of about her not wanting to get intimate with you, even though she will still cuddle and be snugly with you. I think a therapist will be the most helpful in your case, if she isn't willing to acknowledge it she is probably having some sort of trauma relating to what happened.

Is the first picture you posted of you two? if so you're both qts and I wish you both the best in having a healthy relationship

>>7344605
Why not shave it?

The head of your discord is a tranny that transitioned at 14.

You have all been cheated and lied to.

>>7347706
That is us yeah. Guess which one I am ? :3

>>7347571
>>7347642
She needs to see a professional by herself for herself first. Only when she's comfortable as an individual can you start working on your strength as a unit. Also, let's hope the end to all men arrives soon.

>>7347768
Fuck that. Nair that shit. Smells horrible, but I think that is the best way to go.

Cheaper than waxing too, and you can DIY easier.

>>7347788
Are you the one with black hair and glasses? I could see you being either, but I'm going to guess that you're the one on the left!

>>7347794
I do think there are some dudes out there who are ok. The problem is because people like the fucker who got my girlfriend exist we don't have the luxury of assuming they are innocent until proven guilty.

This sucks but the safest thing for a woman to do is assume dudes are going to be horrible or hurt them.

Its kind of like dealing with bears. Sure some bears might smell you and walk away. But most people still treat bears like what they are. An animal that can seriously fuck up your shit if it wants to purely on a whim.

She didn't want to try and deal with figuring out who did it, but me half a world away was begging for her to give me more details so I could follow things up and find the asshole. . .

>>7347812
She is the one on the left with the gauged ears. (Which if you ladies encounter someone with them and find it a turn off at first, give it a chance. Totally grew on me! )

That being said I am still not on board with the more extreme gauged ears.

And thank you in general for the well wishes! She is studying right now and I made her a coffee the way she likes it. (I also got us a Christmas tree in the trunk, artificial, that she doesn't know about and will be a Sunday surprise! :3 )

Like I say overall things are great between us. It is just that sex is a big deal for me. I want to get thing back to something resembling what it was like when we met. I especially want her feeling safe and secure with me, and to get back to enjoying her own body as well! (I don't want to let some fucking guy ruin that for her!)

>dated bi girl for 2 years
>she leaves me "to focus on school"
>starts dating guys like 3 weeks after
>now a few months later shes pregnant

why are they such fucking whores.

>>7347849
she left you cause she didn't like you not to focus on school

>>7347794
Ps (last one for a bit I promise) but she did actually have a few solo sessions with a therapist at the sexual assault center. I see that more as emergency care/triage though not really as dealing long term healing.

She is really with her masters in Neuro Science, and I worry she doesn't take enough time for herself. (No talking to her about that though. So independent)

>>7347859
>>7347849
You did this to yourself. Do not date bishits. No matter how you tell yourself she's different, she is no different. They're all garbage in the end.

>>7347859
>>7347862
no fucking shit to both of you.

but seriously why do I have to date gold stars only, why does it have to be so fucking hard. all I want is a stable happy relationship.. why is that too much to ask for

>>7342565
>>7343489

I asked and she said she has Tuesday open, so I guess I have a date for Tuesday. But I wasn't without the loss of my spaghetti and my heart jumping out of my chest

>>7347867
If all of your relationships are shit then you are the problem. Either the way you choose people or the way you treat them.

>>7347848
Haha sorry! I was for sure you were on the left!

I don't mind gauges, they can be hot af on the right girl, but like you said extreme gauges aren't something I'm fond of

Aw, that's so sweet! I think the best thing you can do for her right now is to be by her side and to let he know you're there to support her. She's probably dealing with a lot of mental anguish, and having a gf who makes her feel safe and loved is something that should help her a lot! I mean, I still think official therapy is the best option, but being a supportive gf and saying things to help make her feel good about her body again are things I think will help her a lot on her road to recovery! Hang in there you two!

>>7347824
It's true... :(

>>7347867
Don't listen to >>7347881
some people just have shit luck and meet the wrong women. Bisexual women are just not capable of love, it isn't your fault that you gave them what they didn't deserve. Remember she's going to be a single mom in a year or two, her life hell and struggle ever so hard to find someone like you again.

There are probably men on this general, RIGHT NOW, attempting to use the conversations here to better understand women and not become like the autists on /r9k/

>>7348010
and?

>>7348010
>not recognizing that this is lesbian /r9k/

>>7348010
You make that sound like its a bad thing that they learn something. Yeah. If you're a dude most of the time for girls you are rapey as fuck.

>>7345784
>>7347571
Why are you all so fucking cute?

Fuck.

I guess I'm the only ugly one in /clg/

>>7348301
Nah, I'm ugly as fuck as well.
feelsbadman.jpg

>>7345747
Are you a cute little brown girl?

>>7345949
im moving to a new city in a year or so and was thinking of using Tinder to find friends/dates

have you stayed in contact with any of the girls? 1/6 doesn't seem toooo bad considering online dating is a numbers game from what i've heard

>>7347862
kek this.
had a bi gf for 2 years, cheated on me with dudes, and has only seen dudes - that i'm aware of - since we broke up

3/10 would not do again

>>7347873
Aww, congrats.

/mtfg/ here

Why is this place free of weaboo losers?

>>7348871
The serious one, yeah, we still talk. Like, we dated.
The others, no. Most I blocked and wouldn't want to see around again, and the others I just don't give a shit or they were up passing through/visiting someone.

>>7349030
Because cis lesbians are cool. Duh, m8.

>tfw can't seem to lose last half inch of stubborn fat
>tfw holiday season is approaching
>tfw resolve crumbles further

what is a cis lesbian?

I thought cis = straight

>>7349030
because women have no personality

>>7349127
>I thought cis = straight
get out of your uninformed /pol/ hugbox then you fucking troglodyte

cis=not trans

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I want to be forced to eat a cute girl's pussy while she makes fun of me and calls me names.

>>7349264
Do you generally get pleasure in being someone's bitch?

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>>7346374
If your second partner only licked your clit, how would she know that other areas have a strong taste? To me that sounds like it's more of an assumption, maybe based on previous partners; Nothing that is closely related to your encounters.

Also, g-girls generally enjoy when you explore, r-right? My vagina isn't that sensitive so I'm fine with them not doing it, but I assume I'm in the minority there.

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>tfw no qt gf in her thirties to be a degenerate weeb
>tfw you will never eat pot brownies and watch Toriko together

>>7349276
never tried it but it sounds hot.

>>7347058
Dental dams.

>>7349030
why are you on 4chan?

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I want a younger girlfriend but I'm sorta worried that she'll be too energetic. I'm not super old but I like being lazy so it might be a problem.

>>7347058
get her two prostitutes and a gold bar, according to the bible

>>7349486
>younger females are energetic
Girl, young females tend to be as lazy if not more lazy than older females.

>>7349510
Anytime I see young ladies they always seem to be running places.

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>>7349135

>ask an honest question
>get called a shitlord who visits /pol/

oh gee, you alt-life degenerates sure are cool

posts like yours are totally not the reason people hate you.

>>7349530
Same can be said for older ladies. I don't think age has much to do with it. You can find a laid back 20-something year old as easily as finding a 40-something year old marathon runner.

>>7349540
>comes to a homo thread
>asked a stupid question that can easily be googled
>gets butthurt over a response
Fuck off, m8.

>>7349638

>further proving my point

nah, cunt.

you change your special snowflake definitions more than your gnarly underwear. google would lead me to a site I care not to give attention to.

I was legitimately looking for stories and cool people here and you fuckheads make clear you're a bunch of deplorables.

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>>7349652
>google would lead me to a site I care not to give attention to.

wut

>>7349669

>cis lesbian
>defines cisgender instead

do you understand my confusion

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>>7349669
>>7349674

so, a cisgender woman is a a person who has female genitals, and identifies as a female. Furthermore, they have a gender identity that society considers appropriate, so they are straight.

but yet they're a lesbian which is gay and therefore not straight.

Also, the definition says nothing about transgender, or intersex.

How are people so retarded?

Just please stop responding, please.

>>7349695

>I can't produce an accurate definition so obviously it's a troll

>>7349652
Hmmmm...

B A I T

>>7349748

Not really. "Cis-lesbian" is nonsensical.

>>7349779
Fine then.

NEWFAG

>>7349793

kek

I've been to this board maybe 3 times and I see now why I rarely comeback

>>7349809
Do you even know what kek is?

>>7349809
P.s.
Newfag is NOT an insult.

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>>7349819

do you know what a cis-lesbian is?

does anyone use the discord?

>>7349809
>has visited this board 3 times
>claims not to be a newfag
>too stupid to understand a simple definition
>probably baiting for (you)
Anon, pls.

>>7349834
>>7349844
Stop responding you fucks.

>>7349836
Born with female genitalia.
Now can we put this topic to rest?

>>7349847
why does no one understand this

>>7349866

thank you

so literally just a lesbian

>>7349878
No.
Cis basically means born with said genitalia.

>>7349875
Or or. Just don't care.

>>7349875
Because unfortunately lesgen is full of newfags and people who are dying to soapbox and/or "educate".

>>7349906

>board is about 2 years old
>calling other people newfags

the audacity lol

>>7349906
If they're going to try to "educate," it would probably help to first not be retarded and actually give a correct definition. Not that there's any point responding to bait in the first place.

>>7349922
Two years old!!!!?!??!
LeL!!!!

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Long story short; is it possible to get my ex back? When does determination turn into dilllusion?

(Have some negitoro)

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>arguing over what cis means
>giving this much of a shit about anything

Sometimes I wish people would shut the fuck up about everything

>>7350049

then why does it even exist. it's so fucking pretentious and unnecessary

>>7349959
Depends on the situation, friendo. Care to describe it?

>>7342621
i masturbate at least once a week
i like watching porn when i masturbate, all kinds of porn, all sorts of gay and straight scenarios i like it all because i am bi

>>7350093
Ironically we met because of lesgen. (Ladies, it does work). We were together for a year and a bit, but "officially" eight months. She's 20 and I'm 23. She left me two weeks after changing universities. Because the new one had the exact course she wanted. Apparently she "had no time for me" anymore. I work full time so I was literally fine with like a few hours a week or whatever, even just messaging. I've been ghosted ever since.

Also, I've had 5 relationships (one engagement, but not to her) and I was her first. We were both out.

>>7350146
how did you even acquire personal info through this thread

>>7350163
I'm dating someone through this thread.

>>7350228
>how did you even acquire personal info through this thread

>>7350163
This was just before all Skype/Steam/etc swapping got you deleted. It also happened randomly, I left my info and she answered.

>>7350263
Speaking of which, anyone wanna swap steam or discord?

>>7350297
I'll do Steam. macabrethirteen, name comes up as Taevari. I'll be asleep for work soon but I have the mobile app.

>>7350146
Sounds like she lost interest.

>>7350303
Considering my track record, can't say I'm surprised by that answer. Although it begs the question why a few days before she left, she wanted to plan out first holiday.

>>7350297
i don't use steam but discord is: nfx#3000

>>7350320
Could be she was trying to think of ways to salvage it, but after a couple days of thought she just gave up. Idk, I'll never understand other people

>>7350320
Fuck that really sucks anon, it sounds painful.
It's certainly possible you could get her back, but do you think it's worth it? Ghosting is next-level faggotry that's hyper-cruelty. That being said all you can do is force an encounter, which means going to see her in person somehow.
Or maybe you could get a mutual contact to help you out?

I totally know how you feel, my girlfriend and I have a weird dynamic currently and she ghosted me for a few months before we got back together...now she's not talking again but I'm expecting her to come around. We're also long distance at the moment
Good luck anon, I hope it will work out for you!

>>7350353
>now she's not talking again

how do you even deal with that?

>>7350262
Reply to anon, express interest in getting to know anon further, acquire their email or Skype or steam or kik or discord. Proceed to woo anon. Date anon. Etc.

>>7350353
Yeah, even my ex-fiancée wasn't this bad. But she is a little...childish? Not in a bad way. Silly things. I taught her how to cook more than pasta. And she can't deal good with change so I kind of expected it. I cut down to just checking up on her when she changed uni, so not to add to her stress.

We never ended up having mutual friends. But I know how to get in contact with people she knows. I still have her parents address, to go old school and send a letter. I could probably track her down after Christmas too. Because I deleted her number from my phone, I keep wondering if the missed calls are from her instead of scammers.

Guess I will have to go detective for a little while. Thanks for the well wishes :)

>>7350374
>>7350353
Oh we are long distance too. Snap

I was waiting for relationship talk to ensue so I could throw my own into the mix.

I have a qt friend who has feelings for me and I have feelings for her, we went on many dates and also pursue the lewds.
However, she's got a lot of trust and commitment issues, which is why we're not in an actual relationship.

How do I prove to QT that I do only want her and am taking the thing between us as serious as she does? How can I manage to make her trust in me more?

>>7350386
>and also pursue the lewds
lmao

>>7350372
girls are annoying as fuck to pursue online as you cannot physically read them, and i don't have the time to do anything irl atm

tried to talk to at least 10 girls over the last 2 weeks through various platforms and all but 1 are boring as fuck to talk to, if they talk at all

>>7350386
Honestly? Keep going as you are. Sit down and have a strong discussion about things. There isn't a lot more to prove. Just don't go down the cutting-others-out-your-life thing...that sucks and gets messy.

>>7349264
She looks a lot like my gf.

>>7350374
How the fuck..
Are people really this stalk-y?
I just try to move on when people ghost me. I thought that was the normal thing to do.
There's like very little benefit from trying to get someone like that back.

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My GF is so un-affectionate, I can't stand it. It's a fight to get her to hug you let alone snuggle.

We have sex and stuff often but she lacks any kind of tenderness or warmth, she's like a creepy robot person.

>>7349264
I want to be outed to a bunch of homophobic women and then they make me eat them all out. Like how your parents might catch you smoking and make you smoke a whole pack.

>>7350448
That sounds terrible. Get a new one.

>>7350448
Sounds hot.

>>7350406
Sorry you can't keep a girl. They always seem interested in me.

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>>Have to get surgery soon
>>Won't be able to use my whole arm for awhile, lift anything or work out
>>Scared af that they'll fuck up the nerves in my wrist and arm during operation
>>Won't be able to work for a few months or who knows when
>>Stressed about the holidays and money ect
>>Gf says she'll take over all the bills until I heal
>>Her paycheck is about 1/6th of what I make, but she said she'll pick up a part time job again and she's already searching for one
>>She says she wants to be the one to take me to the doctors since I'll be unable to drive myself back and be there for me if her boss isn't an asshole about it
>>The whole time I really want her to be there just hold my other hand to keep me from being terrified since I've never felt so pathetically scared in my life
>>Despite all this she's being very strong and comforting to me, when normally I'm her rock and the roles are reversed for once.
S-should I propose to her on New Years?
>>Pic related since I made her promise if I lost my arm she has to cosplay as Blake to my Yang

>>7350407
We've had some discussion in which she talked about what puts her down and what makes her feel less wanted. Ever since I've known these things I avoided doing them, and even if it wasn't that nice to hear I'm thankful she put it out there so I know how to make her happier better.
Sometimes I'm not sure if she realizes I say or do certain things only because of our discussions, but I'm hoping she can see how I'm trying to change my ways and doesn't just see the parts she might still not be 100% happy about.
I think I would really want to talk to her again about her trust issues and if she thinks there's anything that could make it easier between us, but I guess that will have to wait for the next date.

>>7350580
Tell her what you're actively doing to work on what he has asked. Trying to please someone with being depressed and untrusting is hard as fuck. Because 99% of the time their problem is actually themselves and not the other person. Which can cause you to feel like YOU'RE the one whose not doing well enough or not good enough no matter how hard you try and can spiral you into depression fast. Just becareful about it but be ready to bail if she doesn't show progress. Don't cling to a sinking ship that makes excuses on why it can't and wont help bail itself out.

>>7350475
That seems difficult, I am rather fond of this one and I feel like she has the capacity to love if I just knew how to tap into it.

>>7350487
She is really attractive and I wish she'd cuddle me.

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>>7350386
OK since I am a SUCKER for ROMANCE, I guess I can give you some ADVICE. Listen up, you don't just "talk to her and let her know you only want her", that won't work. That never works, dont follow anyone else's advice. ACTIONS speak more than WORDS. The goal is to do something so ROMANTIC, so IMPRESSIVE, that she won't be able to help but SWOON all over you. Soon, you'll be drowning in her PUSSY. Here are some methods to prove your true love.

-The good ol' rain confession trick:
The goal of this one is to make her pity you so hard, she will be saying YES YES YES at the top of her lungs.
>Check the weather forecast for when its going to rain. When it begins to rain, go on a skateboard to the front of your qt's house. (The skateboard is NECESSARY). Bring out your sitar and play romantic lesbian songs in front of her house until she comes out. Then begin your confession of love. (If the results are good, you can throw in a marriage proposal in there)
>If it doesnt work immediately, proceed to Tell her romantic things and show her your body. Gay women can't resist that. Especially when you're covered in rain.
>The stronger the rain, the better. Do this during a hurricane if you can.

-The satanic sacrifice:
The goal of this one is to sacrifice something to your preferred demon and ask them to help you conquer her through her commitment issues.
>Summon something. Anything.
>Sacrifice someone not that important, maybe a family member you hate, maybe your least favorite highschool teacher.
>Bring them to your basement
>Commence
>Visit your qt
>Tell her "Wow queen, you're beautiful."
>She will be overcome with feelings for you, all doubt will be gone. You will be able to do as you want with her, and she will offer you bread whenever you lockpick into your house.

-If these don't work, try meme'ing her up.
-Offer her 3 bars of silver in case of anything.
-Cook gay things for her which show your dedication.

>>7348010
/r9k/ is fine

>>7350558
thats a keeper right fucking there. make it romantic.

>>7350487
i'm fine with girls irl just not online

teach me your ways senpai

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>>7349030
It's not tho

>>7350598
>Because 99% of the time their problem is actually themselves and not the other person.

I think she is aware of that. Like she was the one who said she has a hard time trusting others and that it doesn't matter who it is. She also never put any blame on me, even during her emotional moments she looked at both points of view, also offered me to go look for someone else if her issues are too hard for me to deal with and if I would be happier with someone else.
I just want her to stop thinking I'm trying to hide things from her or don't want her to invade certain parts of my life. ;_;

>>7350633
Thanks Anon, I think I'm gonna go with the Satanic Sacrifice. Can I also do it in my garden though? My current place doesn't have a basement.

>>7344605
You are fine.

>>7350361
well, she's autistic, bipolar, and borderline personality disorder, so to some extent i just roll with it.
But....and this sounds horrible, but when I've talked to my therapist about it, she told me to just deal with it,then compared her +I to a domestic abuse situation... "the boyfriend can only beat her up if she lets him, and she lets him by being around and not leaving" So, basically just take it with a grain of salt. I think my therapist thinks I'm an idiot though, but I'm hoping that my girlfriend's behavior will change a bit after awhile.
idk
>>7350374
oh yeah i've deleted my girlfriends number from my phone too hahahahah.
Yeah, i mean it's worth a shot, but just be ready to give it up if nothing comes of it.
If you know her parents, then I dont see anything wrong with calling them up idk.
>>7350406
>girls are annoying as fuck to pursue online
you must be really uninteresting because I rarely have that problem.
>>7350436
sometimes its hard to give things up, and sometimes people ghost others because they get scared or something. I mean when you like/love someone alot you're willing to do alot of weird or silly shit, idk

>>7350558
Yes. Do it.

>>7350701
Is she at least cute

>>7350775
i think she's hot as fuck, yeah

>>7350778
So basically her looks are the only good thing about her

>>7350795
lol, no
she's really smart(way smarter than me) and clever and driven, and talented+skilled, and resilient and resourceful, and has good taste in music and media, and is also beautiful.
and when's she's great, she's great, she's only crappy sometimes. she also understands some things other people just don't or can't understand, which is really refreshing. We also want alot of similar things out of life from what I can tell.
i like her for alot of reasons besides her attractiveness.

Her politics suck though.

>>7350648
>>7350748
I'll do my best! Next year I should be making double my paycheck but for now money is tight af. We agreed we'd only buy one another 3-4 gifts total this year since our budget is dead.
So I cant take her anywhere special this year or go big if I want to get her a nice custom made ring.
I-I need ideas clg help!
How do I prepose to my gf on New Years?!

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What does your stream of consciousness while you're looking at your crush look like?

>>7350818
God you're so sweet and cute and perfect and ahh, those eyes, and I'm never going to sleep with you because I am a fucking autist

>>7349117
Do not drink anything but fucking WATER, it'll go away.

>>7349304
I'll eat pot brownies with you, anon.
24 is almost 30

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HEY YOU NYC PEOPLE!
What are Monday nights like for drinking around Greenwich Village?

Thinking about going drinking there, but I don't wanna waste the trip if everyone stays home.

>>7349486
>tfw want older sister or mommygf

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>>7350301
>Groups
>[FURRY]
>FurAffinity Gamers

>>7348010
I found my gf on /r9k/

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>>7351003
>women on the robot
the new robot??
or the ORIGINAL robot
i worry about the mental health of anyone posting on /r9k/ 2.0

>>7350818
Oh my God how are you so cute why do you smell so good I want to just smell your hair all day god I wonder how your lips taste please let me touch you

>>7351091
This. It's grown to become very much a containment board.
I miss it.