/gaygen/

Communists please leave.

>>7351449

mein gott
*sniff*

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*sniff* ugly gay men aren't actually *sniff* gay

>>7351193
Same.

My daimyo is about to crush Chosokabe though. So that's something.

>>7351449
I swear to god I never know what the fuck you drongos are talking about. Coming out with shit like this apropos of nothing.

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>>7351466

looks like someone forgot to brush up on their memes

how embarassing for you

*sniff* pure homosexuality

Would you have sex with a guy who has a hook instead of a penis?

>>7351533

obviously not

how long did it take to think up that one, champ?

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How to flirt?

I just feel stupid when I try...

>>7351462
>>7351475
>>7351596
I don't get it


:3

>go to a party
>straight friend gets hit on while i get completely ignored
lol

god i'm so scared of suddenly waking up and realizing the last 8 months of my life didn't happen and that it was just a really elaborate dream

>>7351822
If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique through memory patterns. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.

>>7351822
Program Run Condition: Collect the keys. Deadline: Two Days Later

>>7351822
That's fucking stupid, you melodramatic cunt.

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>tfw you meet your childhood bully on Grindr and end up forcing him to suck your balls while you jerk off onto his face

Zizek here.

Are you politicly right or left?

Its for my French publisher.

>>7352289

a gauche

i swallow

>>7352255
holy fuck.

black dicks are the most unappealing

>>7352364

i love black cock

>>7352364
racist bigot.

>>7352340

it was p hot

we're meeting up again sometime so I can facefuck him

>>7352383
lucky..

this is like
my biggest fantasy

>>7351444
Why am I such a slut?

Also, still want qt clothes pls post links :3

>>7352400

He's a muscular teddy bear too with slight scruff

>>7352034
Are you on a wheelchair?

Is male on male rape more common in adult prison or juvenile detention? What about male on male consensual sex in each of them?

>>7352834

men can't get raped

>>7352839
Nice meme, so I guess that means only boys can get raped, so juvie it is.

Hey gaygen, straight guy here

>>7352935

faggot

>>7352935
How feminine do you like your dicks?

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Does Dan have autism?

>>7353110
Haven't been diagnosed with it, at least :v}

>>7353110
If ur gonna bully me, bully me with benis, pls

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I know theres nothing that can be done, but the overwhelming amount of women posting on /y/ is still infuriating.

90% of posts nowadays are made by heterosexual teenage girls for heterosexual teenage girls, and its painfully obvious.

its all shipping and cuteposting and its enraging - i just want to get my nuts off and i have to wade through mountains of tumblr filenames, "porn" of two men hugging while blushing, retarded fanfics and emoticons out the ass.

FUCK BREEDERS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEE

>>7352332
Uhm, scuze me. Who are you?

>>7353338

Is this pasta?

OG /y/ here. Back in the day, there were way more women than men posting and it was way more active. It was chill as fuck and a good place to find stuff and drawfag. But gradually it was more and more 'bi' guys, trolls, and whiners who hated the community aspect, and the attitudes turned bitter and started to more resemble the bro-y standoffish asscunts who already were common on the rest of 4Chan. The tastefulness and good vibes were driven the fuck out by obnoxious, anal male chantards, and what you've got left are the people who didn't mind - so it's dead as fuck and shit quality. And the male to female ratio is probably still higher than it was in '08-'09.

>>7353401

its a porn board
the fact you think a 'community' is necessary betrays your cancerousness.

keep that shit in /cm/, it was literally set up as a containment board for you shitters

Who even reads these """stat""" threads like these? (http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/7351266)

Sometimes I feel people just like writing and reading about themselves. Can't see the point in reading other people describing themselves. I really don't care.

>>7353455

It was already a community and it would be regardless. It just went from a larger, accepting community of mostly fujos and a few gay guys who shared yaoi and drawfaggotry and didn't give a fuck to a shitty community of anal retards looking for attention and fighting over what kind of porn was good. The predominantly male demographics of the rest of the site were seeping in, and that's why the board is shit now. There hasn't been some influx of female tards, there was an influx of male tards which drove out all the people who weren't tards.

And no. /CM/ exists for shotalite. I'm OG /y/ and can confirm that back in the day it had a higher ratio ladyposters to gentlemanposters and way more hardcore yaoi with fucking and bruises and all that stuff. Those people just had taste and got tired of the bullshit seeping in, so they left.

>open a okc account
>delete it the next day
im pretty thirsty but i don't think im this desperate yet

>>7354414
But how else to find qtbf for a long term relationship?

>>7354444
Ask me t b h

>>7354414
where did this meme come from that using any sort of service is a sign of desperation?
like people are throwing themselves @ strangers irl but using an app is "too much"? idgi idgi idgi

>>7354414
I'm gonna go make an okay cupid account so that you'll match with me next time

>>7353506
>Bruises
>Blood
>Taste
>lol no theres no taste in that, thats disgusting

>>7354487
I can see it for straight people, but if you're gay your dating pool is tiny. Even tinier if you aren't vers.

>>7354496
LMAO
>I don't want to see or be seen by straight people.
LMAO

>>7354510
I just find it hilarious that they have that option in the first place

>>7354512
It makes sense, why bother having people you aren't interested in show up?

>>7354507
Of course, which is why the services are so helpful. So it's weird to me when people view them as desperate or whatever the fuck, as if they need to handicap themselves even further.

>>7354414
>tfw seriously considering doing this

>>7354528
you're a virgin, almost 30
it's very clear you should be doing all you can at this point

>>7354519
It's not that unusual for straight people to meet on dating sites, why would it be weird for gays?

>>7354537
ikr
tell that to some of the posters here who refuse to use any apps/services and then complain that they're lonely

>>7354533
I just did and deleted it
I'm too broken and unattractive

>>7354567
Then work on those aspects and try again in the near future.
Thank you for your call, and have a nice day (faggot).

>>7354555

Grindr, Surge, Scruff, Hornet - all the phone based apps are purely for hookups. I don't give a shit If they advertise otherwise, they are used for hookups.

OKC and Match.com are a fucking barren wasteland compared to even one of the more humble phone apps. You already lowered your chances being gay. Now imagine not living in a cosmopolitan metro city like New York, Atlanta, Chicago, Boston, LA, Seattle - whatever.

Congratulations you'll be lucky to maybe have the same 50-60 year old shutters hit you up on the reg for their geriatric dick full of Hep C.

Just fucking kill me Pete. Actually, never mind I will fucking do it myself.

I'm so goddamned tired of it. Tired of being fucking alone and miserable. Tired of expending so much effort trying to fix it. Tired of meeting people and they somehow beyond all fucking odds turn out more insane than I am. I'm even tired of complaining about it.

"30-something year old virgin faggot commits suicide" won't even make local news so who gives a fuck. My parents are soon to die anyways and I thought I could hold out for them to die before I did it. Guess they get to see their son fully complete his failure as a human being.

The date is set. My means are swift and certain. All that remains is the will to pull the trigger in the moment.

>>7354503
>blood

I never even said blood. Blood in OG /y/ was rare in significant quantities 'cuz of guro rules. But if you're completely repulsed by even a little blood or bruising in fucking cartoon characters, you're a pussy. The point is there was no shortage of hardcore yaoi on /y/ and if you wanted unsensitive stuff you could find it. It was this kind of "stop liking what I don't like" mentality that those other tards brought into /y/ as the demographics changed that ruined it.

There is nothing wrong with becoming a monk, sannyasi, priest, or mystic.

>>7354613
where is this pasta from it seems stale tho

>>7354690
how about a wizard, summoning an incubus could be fun

I want to hookup and have a boyfriend but my brain won't let me

what do I do?

>>7354930
tell your brain to shut the fuck up and then do as you desire because your brain has fucked with you before

What do you people really think of trannies??

Go on, be honest!

>>7355020

I'm fine with them.

>>7355020
Pity.

>>7355020
I'm fine with them. Except when they change a cute boy into a disgusting woman.

>bf's ex wife / baby mama wants to meet me

>>7355094
This.

>>7355160
For what possible purpose?

>>7355177
I don't know. Maybe to see what I'm like if I am to ever meet their kids?

I agreed to meet her since I want to get along with everyone in his life.

Also apparently, she told him I'm cute when he showed her a pic of me :3

>>7355196
>what I'm like if I am to ever meet their kids?
That makes sense. I'd want to know the people who'd be around my kids too.

>>7354615
It was implied, and then yeah, i guess im a pussy, but did they just report your thread or spam it enough that you didnt bother?, or were the filling it with somethhing similiar to now?

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Just turned 18. What do people do at gay bars, andwhat should I do when I go to one for the first time?

>>7355408
they're not worth it

>>7355408
Don't go to them unless you want a disease.

>>7355020
They're unfortunate creatures. I mean, I am too, but at least I only deny proper sexual conduct rather than denying my biology.

>>7355408
They play Cluedo obviously.

Stay out of the bathrooms though. It gets ugly. That's where they play Monopoly.

>>7355446
>>7355452

youre probably right, but i want to at least try

besides, i dont know that many other places to meet new gays

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>use condom and lots of lube
>condom still breaks
>get std

>>7355713
you should know better than to do anal
we're not animals

>>7355761
how do I find an oral bf

>>7355713

>Going to suicide anyways
>Might as well die of gunshot to the head rather than scratching my crotch to death

I went to a gay bar once and a stranger exposed himself to me in the bathroom.

>>7355815

What a creep.

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>tfw dream baiku comes up on eBay
>tfw this will be the fifth one I will have tried to buy
>tfw this person has listed it wrong so it doesn't show up, unless you search for very specific terms

Oh god please let it be the one, if even one other person sees it then it could well go for over £1000 :c

>>7355885
I sell things on ebay but I'm no good at bidding on things
especially when you get people 'sniping'
hope you get your bike :)

Truth is a balance between chaos and order. Morality is truth. We can have a seat at the moral table but only when we take responsibility for and make efforts to reign in the chaotic potentials of our homo orientation.
Nihilistic rejection of the order is not the solution! All people need the balance, ourselves included!

>>7355941
Haha yeah, its rather fun actually, I guess its almost like gambling really.

I don't sell much but I buy a lot, as such I've become a dirty bidding bastard. Best tip is to offset your actual upper limit to which you'd willingly bid. So for example if you're willing to spend up to a maximum of £50 on an item, just set that up by a small and random amount. Like, if I were to go to £50 I'd actually set my max bid to £57.79 or something similar.

People will generally only be willing to go up to rounded numbers, £55 for example here, so if someone hits £50 and you're still ahead, they'll got for £55. At that point, you're still ahead and they don't know what your upper limit is, they'll assume you're willing to go well over £60, which they may not be willing to do, so it can give you the slight edge to win.

Well, that was long winded, irrelevant, and most like made little sense, but I'm tired and I like to post useless stuff when I'm tired!

>>7355815
okay

>>7355713
you probably used the wrong size condom or used the condom wrong desu

>>7355408
people mostly talk and dance, but they're drunk so its like that
the real issue w/gay bars is that they're 90% old people (30+)

>>7356226
>used the condom wrong desu
lmao how is this possible

>tfw I kinda like jerking off into condoms

>>7355815
Classic.

>>7356259
Didn't ask for your life story.

/gaygen/, how do you deal with rejections? I had an incredibly cute couple hitting on me over the last few weeks. (One is my weed dealer.) He's been explicitely flirty and even proposed the idea of tripping with him and his bf and getting "naughty.". However last night he said he had a talk with his bf and that they would "prefer to be friends, and nothing more. It genuinely feels heartbreaking. I'm never complimented. To have such a cute, friendly guy treat me so well, and then have it jerked out from under me with almost no explanation really, really hurts. I've been crying all morning. It all seems so silly, but I'm worried I said or did something wrong. Worse, I don't want to lose him as a friend. He's such a wonderful guy. I guess, TL;DR: An open couple semi-invited me to a play date and then backed down. I just feel so worthless.

>>7356596
>how do you deal with rejections?
There's no magic bullet, you just look objectively at the situation and accept it's not going to happen, while making sure to reign your displays of emotions about it in so as not to damage any friendships. If you were visibly distraught it could make things worse so you must outwardly pretend like things are ok until such a point where things are ok.
>but I'm worried I said or did something wrong
Judging from this post, you probably got really emotionally attached to the guy who was literally only suggesting you guys fucked, and it was so obvious he and/or his boyfriend put the brakes on it because it was clear you couldn't handle the casual nature of what they were suggesting.

I've been procrastinating on doing work for so long that I've arranged a date with someone I don't even really fancy just to put work off even further

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>>7356630
>you [...] got really emotionally attached to the guy who was literally only suggesting you guys fucked, and it was so obvious he and/or his boyfriend put the brakes on it because it was clear you couldn't handle the casual nature of what they were suggesting.

This. This is exactly what happened, OP.

>tfw when straight friend is actually your bf but hasn't realized it yet

>>7356630
No, that's not the situation at all. He was very into the idea of messing around, tripping me me. I mean, I have a boyfriend, I'm not just a clingy kid. We were both invited. In fact he really seemed into it. The more I calm down and look at it rationally, the more I think his BF was just uncomfortable with it because he doesn't know us as well. Maybe it can still happen in the future. I hope so. I definitely wouldn't say I'm emotionally attached a ALL. I think he's sweet and cute, but I'm not looking for a relationship obviously. Just some trippy, free love fun between couples.

>>7356683
It's just that the "We decided we should be friends, but not more." that really hit home. Just brought up some old wounds. I don't know.

>>7356667
Really, we never showed any enthusiasm beyond flirty "maybe we wouldn't mind ; )" type messages and statements. I don't think he'd have any reason to think we were emotionally attached.

>Go to uni and decide I should start dating
>Struggle to identify gay guys who aren't hyperfags/in drag
>Everyone else (including heteros) generally idealises massive amounts of casual sex over a relationship
>Come out, hoping it might help
>No effect; friends reularly forget I'm even gay because my personality isn't gay enough
>LGBT societies are full of muh pronouns memerinos
>At other societies, same issue arises in identification
>Decide to bite the bullet and go to LGBT club night with friends
>Friends suddenly ditch because it's "too gay", even though it's much less gay than I had expected (Note, many of them were female and all of the males had been in drag on more than one occasion)
>Try to talk to guys
>Most of the gay guys too busy flicking their wrists and vogueing with women to even talk or get a drink
>Those that aren't doing that already seem to be in relationships or are hetero (saw 1 gay couple kissing and 5 hetero ones)
What even is this shit, /gaygen/? Where are these alleged decent gay guys?
I've pretty much accepted at this point that relationships are never going to happen and casual sex just isn't for me. Is there any way I can get rid of this crippling loneliness and move on with my life?

>>7356796
Best advice I could give would be to try tinder. Go on a date with someone who seems similar to you and then just be like I didn't feel a spark but I really enjoyed myself. Can we stay in contact?

Hi guys, I rarely post but I can't help to ask,
is there a site on the internet to watch porn with people as you talk lewd to each other?
I'm just bored.

I talked to a guy on tinder for about like 10 messages and we both have similar interests but like...then he just said the "btw we have x class together!" and now im so embarrassed. The idea of knowing I was probably observed today is just so unnerving. Plus now there's the expectation I have to go out of my way to see him next time there is class

>>7356667
>>7356630
Do you have any other explanations besides this emotional thing? Because I haven't been clingy at ALL with him. He was flirting with me, he proposed the whole thing anyway. I guess maybe is BF just doesn't like or know me well enough?

>been talking to cute boy for a while who literally completes me
>turns out hes underage

Fuck, just my luck

>>7356683
>>7356751
>>7357092
It's possible that you just gave off the vibe of being super emotionally invested in the guy without being invested in him in that way. Your post SCREAMED crush, what with the crying, it being "heartbreaking", worrying you "did something wrong" when all that's happened is you don't get a threesome, that it "really hurts", that he's a wonderful guy etc. etc. Maybe you have feelings for him and don't realise but even if you don't you may have been sending these signals.
Otherwise there's literally not enough information to say otherwise. Maybe his bf just doesn't find you attractive? It's just a threesome, and if you don't cause a scene about this I don't see why you'd lose him as a friend. Why are you so upset about this anyway?

>>7356796
Just give up, m8.

>>7356907
Yeah, it's a small world. With online dating you have to expect that to happen. My friend told me his co-worker was talking about my dick at his work because i randomly sent a dick pic to this guy who happens to work with my friend.

>>7356881
you can kind of do that on chaturbate i guess, only thing somewhat close i can think of

>>7356796
try using dating apps like everyone else

>>7357256
I don't really know. I guess I'm taking it a little personally. He acted so attracted to me, that to possibly get shut down by his boyfriend being uninterested was a little hurtful. Could definitely be my self-esteem issues at play too. I'm just hoping his bf hasn't gotten close enough to us to be comfortable about it, and could in the future. I'm not so worried of losing him as a friend as it being awkward now that its out in the air that we kind of want to mess around. Either way though, thanks for taking the time to analyze and advise. I appreciate anon.

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>Write to people on grindr, trying to make some gay friends to hang out with
>Only one answers back
>Really, really try hard to be interesting
>Go too fast and start calling "friend" and "brother" in 2 days
>Realize that he only answers me, never starts conversation
>Realize that he's just answering out of courtesy and/or pity

Why do these things crush my mood for weeks?
And why is my inner voice telling me to try to stalk his facebook out

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>>7358176
>>7356796
Christ, everyone here is such an autistic self-pitying cunt.

>>7358176
>Realize that he only answers me, never starts conversation
>Realize that he's just answering out of courtesy and/or pity
Or maybe he's just socially awkward as fuck and doesn't know how to start a conversation?

>>7358176
dont do that, will only feed your gay thoughts even more
take it a bit slow or whip out your dick desu

actually going though something similar

He's getting married to his girlfriend.

My best friend since I was 5. The only man I'll ever love...

He doesn't even know, he knows I'm gay but, he doesn't know I only have ever had feelings for him.

I'm going to be the best man. I don't know how I'll fucking manage it. This is tearing me apart lads.

>>7358377
k

>>7358268
No shit.

>>7356596
Your weed dealer is not your friend
If he were your friend, he would not deal weed

>>7352364
cut dicks are the least appealing

>>7358377
You shouldn't have agreed to be his best fucking man; you should have told him then and there that there'd be this problem - now you're just risking ruining his wedding/ruining yourself at his wedding.

Call him now - or the moment it's convenient - and tell him the problem, you retard.

>>7358622

>Hey man haha yea I can't be your best man because I actually love you more than anyone on earth and have done since I was about 13 and just want to be with you forever and the thought of you being with someones else destroys me inside.

I can't tell him that shit.

>>7358631
You don't have to tell him your life-story + a bunch of details no one cares about. Just say you thought, if you were to be his best man, it'd probably be relevant to tell him there's going to be a conflict of interest. In that you've kind of got a crush on him, which you understand not to act on, but nevertheless is kind of distracting. And we'd be drinking afterward and all of that and I wouldn't want to run the risk of anything, you know, going awry with the reception and so on. I'm happy to be your best man; I just wanted to let you know there was a conflict of interest and would understand if you chose someone else.

No need to be such a queen about everything.

>>7358706
And when he says something like, Well, would ~you~ be comfortable being my best man? Do you want to? pretend to give a moment's thought then firmly say, I can't say as I would be comfortable, sorry, no.

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>short
>scruffy
>likes sweets
>likes to travel
>will sing and dance with me at 4am in a dark living room.

Are these unrealistic boyfriend expectations? ;-; the cute ones are never fun, and the fun ones are never my type. Ugh.

>>7358777

Try lowering your standards just a tad. Not much but just a tad. Might find someone worth spending your life together.

>>7351444
i sucked a dick last night when i was super drunk and enjoyed it but i find men physically unappealing, big fan of trap porn though

ive been with a bunch of women and i dont plan on stopping

am i fag or what

sorry im just confused as hell

>>7354567
You'd be surprised. I do care too much for looks. I've done older men who weren't great looking but had the right size dick for me. I don't mind unattractive guys that much. I know I'm not the only one.

>>7359214
don't*

>>7358777
Completely unrealistic. I've never heard of a man being short, scruffy, liking sweets or liking to travel. Retard.
Try meeting guys and finding parts of their personality attractive rather than trying to find guys who match a laundry list of attributes

>>7358777
Making a list of things you don't want in a guy makes like easier. It opens up options. My dream guy is impossible to find. I made a list of things I don't want in guys, and found some nice guys through that. You can't expect your partner to be 100% of what you want. Waiting for the best conditions just wastes time, and energy. Work with what you got, and you'll have a qt in no time.

>>7358777

Just find someone from here. It can't be that bad. At least you know they don't have aids.

>>7359196

Hetroflexable or bisex. Most traps won't let you suck on them unless you're really attractive.

my family expect me to decorate the tree by myself but I really don't feel like doing it

>>7359214
all the people I see on these things are always far too attractive for me to even bother
also doesn't help when my ideal guy is a cute small nerdy twink, they don't want skinnyfat acne ridden assburgers

>>7358176
a) what were you writing to people, most people are not on grindr to make friends and will only make friends with you if you seem sufficiently interesting/exciting to make friends with
b) it's just grindr, it's not that deep, even hot guys don't get people responding to every message
c) arrange to hang out in person, if he declines then you know he's just being polite

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>>7359364
kek, that basically describes how I am. I'm underweight, kinda nerdy, and feminine. There are guys who are willing to be with you trust me. Though, I could just be a lonely guy who understands what it is like to feel like an outcast. I just want those people to know I accept them.

>>7359364
>my family expect me to decorate the tree by myself but I really don't feel like doing it
Scrooge.

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Does sharing your feelings with other people make you feel better?

If i told my friends instead of 4chan about my crushing loneliness, do you think id get any catharsis?

>Black
So should I just kill myself or what? I ain't ever finding a boyfriend that's for damn sure.

>>7359438

plenty of black guys are cute desu

and i see tons of gay black + interracial couples all the time where i live. maybe move out of a thirdworld country?

who /met his bf on 4chan/ here
literal perfection for almost 2 years and counting

>>7354555
Well for starters everyone on dating apps look much better than me

>>7359520
How did you two meet, like what board? Didya move in yet after 2 years?

>>7359430
No, now fuck off
>>7358777
I've gotten so many "sorry not my type"s that it defaults to ugly in my head, so I can't feel too bad for you

>>7359605
we met on /int/ and found out that we pretty much browse the same boards and had a lot in common. so i decided to just hey wanna talk on another platform and he was like sure! we moved on to irc and decided to meet after a year ish of chatting actively back and fourth, we felt the same in real life as online so we decided to continue dating. we'll probably move in within a year or so, once he finds a bigger apartment.

>>7359308
thanks. its not like it was traumatic or anything it was one of my good friends with whom ive fooled around with before but my mind is a little zonked because of it this morning

i guess i should stop trying to slap a label on something as weird as human sexuality

>>7359613
>that it defaults to ugly
Well you're right about that.

>>7359438
Naw, just hit the gym and maximize those black booty genetics.

If you've got a 10/10 ass, tops won't care about race or anything else really.

>>7359681
Cute, good to hear it's still strong after 2 years. I met a bf once on vg through a game but that only lasted 7 months until he broke us up citing distance and money being problems. Still had an amazing week together in a hotel though so I'm happy for that

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STRAIGHT

MAN

POO

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>>7359681
>once he finds a bigger apartment

protip: this means he is fucking other people and is happy not living with you.
people who are in love don't wait years to move in together.
also, why don't YOU find a bigger apartment?
why are you so passive in making him do everything?

>>7359415
all on my own though, I end up doing it every year

>>7359430
I miss this comic, whatever happened to it?

>>7359438
race has got sod all to do with attractiveness imo, a qt is a qt

>>7359613
yay irishanon's back

>I swear one of the store fronts in the captcha said 'cunt'

>>7359888
>protip: this means he is fucking other people and is happy not living with you.
nah, his current apartment is not suited for more than one person, we'd be stepping on each others toes all the time if i moved in, my choice.
>also, why don't YOU find a bigger apartment? why are you so passive in making him do everything?
because we're in a ldr and he's in a city i wanna move to, also he's still in school so moving some place else is not an option.
pls no projection

>>7359777
Yeah I know pal right
>Literally never getting messaged on Grindr
Or getting blocked when they see my face after I message them
>>7359930
Kek

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>>7360001
I'm no pal of yours, you starchy faggot.

>>7360031
You're either kleppe or recycling old kleppe jokes

>>7360054
What part of ireland are you from?

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>>7360054
>Kleppe
I'm not familiar.

>>7360062
Dublin
>>7360072
Kek
God bless pal

What do you think ugly gay guys do with their lives? Do they just kill themselves?

>>7360309
Wallow

>tfw you can't find yourself a decent bf in Russia
Should I kill myself now or keep trying?

I will probably be 28 before I am in the position to start dating again. Have I already passed the point of no return? Is there any hope for worth while future? I already expect the quality of partners is dropping by my age even more so for physical attractiveness.

>>7360309
Im ugly. The only attention I receive is from the old and/or obese. Suicide is a possibility that seems closer as time goes on.

>>7360309
yes even as we speak anon

>>7356231
some water based condoms melt when you use lube

>>7360600
Depends on what you look like.
As long as you're fit, you should be fine for years.

"Gay death" only really happens if you're aggressively trying to hold on to twink mode.

>>7356907
i got really drunk and DLed grindr one night, saw 3 people from my classes, 4 people from the floor of the dorm and at least 2 RAs and i got so freaked out i uninstalled the app

>>7360775
found the guy i sat next to on grindr but he was a shitlord and left class the next week too.
why delete, it's more fitting to have classmates know you're gay than family for example

>>7360810
>why delete, it's more fitting to have classmates know you're gay than family for example
i wasn't interested in doing much at the time

kind of am now though, i might give it a try again on the weekend

>>7360718
How fit? What about body hair and baldness? What if my face is ugly?

>>7360828
>How fit?
The fitter the bigger your dating pool
>What about body hair and baldness?
There are guys who are into both those things.
>What if my face is ugly?
Not a lot you can do outside of surgery, but that isn't really age dependent.

>>7360828
>How fit? What about body hair
depends on personal preference
>and baldness?
if your facial aesthetics are good enough no one will actually care

>What if my face is ugly?
thousands of people would fuck benicio del toro despite him having looked like a fish for most of his adult life, so i'm gonna say its mostly a matter of how you present yourself, dress, and act in this case

>>7360835
>>7360845
Thanks.

>>7359430
People will instinctively distance themselves from others who are sad. Telling people how you are feeling is unlikely to help unless they are obligated to care.

Do you guys pay extra for Grindr or just use the free version

>>7361038
If I lived in a big city I might.
As it is, by adjusting my filter I can see anyone I'd want to bone for about 100 miles in any direction.

Should I tell my straight friend that him calling me "kiddo" turns me on ?

>>7361118
Depends on how you feel about being aroused randomly by a straight friend, kiddo.

>>7361201
He was basically my first crush in High School and the first guy I ever came out to

And even when we talk about it, and he gets a bit uncomfortable so I change the subject, he always conclude our meetings by "I'll see you around, kiddo"
Talk about mixed signals

>>7361118

if you want him to stop calling you that, sure

>tfw courting tsundere shitstorm
>tfw I fucked up bad

>>7361276

why are you even fapping for Crab
and sending him your nudes
or jerking off with him on skype
when you have a bf?

>>7361296
I'm not doing any of those things. And I don't have a bf yet. We're still in the flirtation stage. Only I think I may have fucked up because I like to tease him and mess with him so now he half thinks I'm just kidding and not actually serious.

>>7361318
just tell him you ilke him?

What is more in demand: twinks or twunks?

>>7362068
which ever one will like me

>>7362068
twonks

>>7362068
Twunks. It's just twink+ effort.

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This is my husbando.
Please say something nice to him ^_^

>>7362371
Cloud really needs a sandwich

>>7362376
Same.

>>7361266
>>7361296
>gaygen will never ever stop talking about him

sage

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Is it actually acceptable within the gay community to spread HIV without the consent of your partner? I keep hearing about this meme everywhere but It's really making me want to avoid homosexuals in general, and stick with idealizing straight men like I usually do.

>>7362783
no
its a specific fetish and most people who talk about it are roleplayers
you should still consider PrEP if you have a lot of casual sex

Ambient > Hiphop > Rock > Jazz > Classical > Pop

Prove me wrong

>>7362811
Stuff I like > Stuff anyone else likes

>>7362811

boy problems

who's got em

I've go-ot em toooooo

>>7362830
post bussy

Anybody here around 21 - 28 from long island?

I'm legit tired of being alone. I'm angry that I've never had a boyfriend because I was always too scared to try and get one. I've had sex a few times, but now I want something more.

I'm trying to put myself out there but fuck it's harder than I thought it would be. Seriously, where are all the gay people at?

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>>7362905

k here u go

>>7353338
>not graduating to bara centuries ago

yaoi was always fujo territory

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>>7363243

is there any good bara anime?

can i get a discord invite?

>>7363635
No.

>>7363635

https://discordapp.com/invite/sdNrPaM

What is it with you fags and that straight man poo baby Grinch meme??
Seriously, stop it.

>>7363841
It's just that one shitposter(literally)

>>7363871
honestly i feel like its at least 2 people now desu

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(You)

I'm 24 y/o and I'm slowly starting to think I am biscum (identify as hetero hitherto)

>was curious as a kid, played with my best friend in ways that shouldn't be done before the age of consent
>drew lots of homosexual stuff before I knew what a vagina was
>never really watched gay porn

Anyway this morning I realized I wouldn't mind having a cute hairless twink, not just in a sexual way but also as a LT partner. Also (I hate this part) I think being on the spectrum would make me more interesting to this feminist SJW punk girl whom I want to get intimate with.

Would probably only strictly top, maybe give a pity blowjob here and there.

Where do I stand in the gay world? Am I literal scum? Are there lots of lonely bottoms out there, or are they very sought after and hard to find?

>>7364082
>Am I literal scum
Yes.
Also too stupid to know what gets your dick up, and you're probably a latent child molester.

>>7364082
the best way to find out is to experiment i guess

>>7362365
Yeah, but sometimes I look at twunks at the gym and I can see how they might be less appealing than a slim, toned, slender twink. I mean, if you're into twinks/twunks then surely you rate femininity quite highly. I'm worried that if by persueing a more muscular body type that I'm actually making it less likely that bears will want to fug me.

>>7362811
>Ambient = Hiphop = Rock = Jazz = Classical = Pop = all music
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I believe all music is created equal.

>>7364082
Your self-centered phrasing leads me to believe you definitely have the scum part in hand. Makes the bi part pretty irrelevant.

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Mushroom, potato, and mozzarella pie I made. Such a good NEET househusband I am.

I thought I was straight my whole life but over the last year I fell in love with a male friend in college. I think he's really cute, sweet, funny, and would love to be in a romantic relationship with him. However, I sexually am not attracted to men at all. I've tried fapping to gay porn several times and just can't. Is there any possible way to overcome this barrier so I can pursue same-sex relationships?

>>7364549
are you dating him?

gachiGASM

>>7364549
Feign asexuality.

>>7364555
No. He's probably straight although I'm not sure. Too afraid to ask

>>7364557
But who wants to be in a relationship with an asexual guy? Surely no one right?

>>7364559
just ask him you faggot.

>>7362068
Is there a difference between twunks and jocks?

>>7364598
purpose

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I sucked this guy's dick night before last. It was alright. He had a thick dick and was really into facefucking and telling me what a "good cocksucker" I am. He hit me up again today wanting a repeat. Ehhh.

/degenerate

>>7364549
>I've tried fapping to gay porn several times and just can't.
Maybe you're just not into hairy muscular gay men? Imo the gay section on pornhub or whatever site is too much for me. Based on that you're in college you probably like twinks/boys more than grrr hairy muscular men right? Search after "boys" on motherless, enjoy the newfound world of qt boys.

>>7364724
I thought motherless was a way to get listed on some government website?

>>7364564

cuddles are nice. . .

its fucking pathetic but i dont know how to have text conversations with people without seeming autistic

help pls

>>7363625
Like, something intentionally targeted toward the Bara community? No. The genre is still niche because only gay men really care about it.

>>7365192
Use emojis bitches love emojis

>>7364987
motherless is just another site filled with porn

>>7364454
>tfw no househusband to cook with/for me

>>7365156
they are nice but sex tho...

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>drop soap at the public showers
>no one wants to rape me when I bend down

>>7364598
height. Jocks are like 5'11+. Twunks are smooth, muscle manlets.

>>7365156
You know what, I agree. I love it when I'm lying in bed with a guy, feeling his chest move up and down as we cuddle, It's such a comfy feel.
Nine time out of ten, however, he'll get randy and make a move. Even if we're cuddling post sex it's only for half an hour before he's got another boner.
Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but sometimes I just want to be close to another man and get comfy.
I guess the old saying is right: spooning leads to forking.

>>7365506
I'm glad I had a chance to cuddle with someone not sexually confident enough to make moves, it was very relaxing and intimate just holding each other and gently nuzzling our faces against eachother

Anyone here from Liverpool?

I'm going on a little adventure with my friend there next Wednesday, I've never been that far north before, should be pretty cool. I hope there's some good minigolf~

>>7366081
Where do you live normally?
I'm London/Notts

>so anon, do you think trump will put an end to fags marrying?
>(uhm)I hope so, they should've kept their perverted shit in SF
... what would you have said?

>>7366530
I am a fag.
>>7366340
Yeah, London for me, scummy south east to be precise!

>>7366530
>questioned them on their views and watched their argument fall apart
marriage is stupid anyway, only real reason is tax stuff

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Finally got to test my new headphones I got over Black Friday, Sennheiser HD 598 C's. Pretty good quality, my old headphones were a pair of ATH AD700s and they're of similar quality, sounding a bit better in some regards at least from initial tests, might be because they're closed.

>bf is losing weight
>i'm gaining weight
this is not good
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
this is what I get for eating fast food and chips every day for the past two 2 months though I guess

what happened to the tiny chat

>>7366578
gb2 grindr and swallowing poz loads whore

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which one?

>>7367042
neither desu

>tfw you find someone who looks like you if you weren't deformed in the face
omg ;_______;

>>7366904
Wait are the 598 Cs closed ear?
I have a pair of the OG 598's and they are the best headphones I have ever had. They are going on 2 years and nothing has changed signigficantly, and the tan leather with wood finish looks sexy.
When I get enough money I'm either jumping up to the 650's or 700's

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>>7367042
Both!

He'd look best with his beard trimmed shorter. The tight shave is too clean, the Grizzly Adams beard a bit too Duck Dynasty.

Dat's some nice chest hair, though.

>>7366989
that was a bit uncalled for, what did I say?

>>7367042
left fo so

>>7367119

Yeah these ones are closed.

Do you people actually like yaoi, or is it more of a thing for straight girls?

If you do like it, what series do you like in particular???

I can't watch porn where both guys are exactly the same, I have to see some kind of power dynamic i.e. big on small.
Is there something wrong with me?

>>7367424
No, that's normal and also why 90% of Seancody videos are boring as fuck even if the guys are hot.

can I get fat from using cooking oil as lube? I hear the ass absorbs everything

>>7367484
seancody is just generic hunk on generic hunk though
i like big muscle hairy guys on twinks

>>7367507
>seancody is just generic hunk on generic hunk though
Yes? Which is why I said it's boring.

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>>7367489

not if you exercise regularly.
but cooking oil will dissolve condoms or at least make them break so don't use it.
it is also bad for rubber toys.

>>7367190
I love yaoi but I understand most other fags don't

>>7367489
are you retarded

>>7367518

recc me your favourite yaoi?

>>7367527
what, so the oil is absorbed but the calories are not? who's retarded here....

>>7367489
why not turn 18 first and then go get some real lube?

>>7367540
"real" lube dries out mid-session and breaks my condom, by experience. I want something that doesn't dry out.

nice try but I'm not getting AIDS thanks to your bad advice.

>>7367531
Elektel delusion is my personal favorite, but I just like the goofy art style. There aren't really any "great" yaoi because it's all the same shit

I work 2 days a week and have school another 4. I feel like I'm going to go back to the shxt I used to do n high school. I never took anyone seriously cos, I was always busy.
I guess I'm a dif. person now too though. I will probably just keep goin along and, see how things happen.
Does anyone else have this feel

>>7367532
food oil rots. do not put food into your asshole. it will rot.

>>7367563
I did and I'm fine. I'm talking more quantities.

>>7367190
just for the porn i don't actually care about anything else
uhhh prunus girl if you count that? i like that one.

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>tfw updating grindr profile in preparation for upcoming trip to somewhere

feels fun desu
cant wait to show off to all the boys :x

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>fall absolutely in love with a friend
>he's a walking description of everything I look for, amazing and kind personality, lots of common interests, particularly attractive and rumoured to be quite well endowed
>he keeps claiming to be fully straight
>has a 4 years old relationship with a girl
>loves her, wants to spend the rest of his life with her
>they are adopting a fucking dog together
>"I can hook you up with some gay guy I know"

Sometimes I wonder if being gay is that much of a great thing.

is "I miss you" or "I sort of miss you" or "I really miss you" the best, if we're not in a relationship but have known each other for a while but only met once

>>7368002
if someone did that to me, i would think that they were clingy and beta, especially if they texted me
you are better off just asking him out again. either over the phone or in person. trust me. grow some nuts

>>7368041
yeah I went with the "it's been so long since we met" instead

>>7367761
RIP your virginity

>>7368059

i already lost my virginiry back in June

>>7368144
take ure meds

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tfw lil ugly mane already shipped the order and it's chillin is mass SOON TO BE AT MY FUCKIN DOORSTEP
i love capitalism i do so much

>>7368224
>capitashitsm
enjoy third world streets

>be me, kuudere academic
>have ONE two-hour class with the most attractive guy I've ever seen
>seriously, he's Adonis in the flesh - an objective 10/10 - a demigod child of Zeus
>he exudes a confidence and charm fitting his divine form
>oh, by the way, he's gay too (don't question how I know this, my superpower is my gaydar)
>"b-baka, i'd never fall in love with someone with their looks, that's so superficial"
>become infatuated within two days
>from observing him in class (and stalking his social media), come to find that he's a complete and utter normie
>never talks about anything of weight, and his Twitter is just retweets of popular memes
>nevertheless, romantic eye contact commences in class ...
>conclude last week that I don't want to pursue a relationship w/ someone who doesn't share my values and interests, no matter how hot they are
>give him the cold shoulder, when he maneuvers to talk to me simply engage my friends in conversation
>use hostile indifference as a weapon
>still can't stop thinking about him
>tl;dr - my life is some shitty Yaoi doujin

You can help choose what happens next, /gaygen/. Does Anon-sama continue to stand by his morals and actively resist Eriku-kun's attempts to court him, or open his heart to the possibility of a relationship? We shall see on the next episode of "My Life is a Shitty Yaoi Doujin"!

>>7368325
are you in middle school

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>>7368348
I'm just shitpostin', lad. But seriously - what's your opinion?

>>7368362
idk. for the record i think you sound like an idiot. how do you even know that he likes you

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>>7359520
Tried it 3 times
>first one was a psycho
>second one was a canadian libcuck
>third one talked to me one night then never appeared again

>>7368397
>i think you sound like an idiot

Your subjective opinion about my mental capacity, based off of unscientific analysis of communications on a Tibetan basket-weaving board has no merit. For your information, respectable Mr. Anon, I have recorded approximately nine-thousand and one separate incidences of romantic eye contact between the esteemed Mr. Eriku-kun and I. Additionally, all men I have ever been romantically interested in have shared the same interest in myself. These two facts, I believe, validate the hypothesis that the honorable Mr. Eriku-kun does in fact hold a romantic attraction towards myself.

Regards,

Mr. Anon, PhD

>>7368325
You sound like a judgemental faggot, who cares is he doesn't talk about anything that has "weight" in college. He's in the same class as you, maybe he's smart

>>7368482
you're so eccentric. what the fuck is "romantic eye contact". it sounds like he is too much of a pussy to step to you, so he just stares at you like a doofus. if you don't like him anyway, just don't initiate anything

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>>7368514
Of course I'm judgmental, I'm considering getting into a relationship with this guy. I'm using what I've seen to assess if he's worth my time. Got a problem with that, amigo?

>>7368520
>he's never experienced REC
>he doesn't know what REC is

I think you're right about the latter part, though. I'm not going to initiate anything. If he tries to talk to me, maybe I'll take the opportunity to get to know him better.

>>7368531
You are fickle, like a female. An eccentric and strange boy. But, you are a colorful character. Hopefully you can find someone who appreciates that.
Oh no, I know exactly what you mean. But "eye contact" isn't romantic if it's from a stranger. Then it's just fucking staring. There's a difference. But yes, the point is, he's throwing you signs.

>>7359520
>meeting people from anonymous forums
how tf does that even happen? nigga i haven't even made a friend on 4chan

>>7368325
Stop being so tsundere and go for it. I'm not sure if you don't like him because you have nothing in relation with him or you just wanna shut a 10/10 down but why not at least make a friend.
Also how sure are you that he wants to buck?

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How strong do you have to be to get a bf?
Currently benching 3pl8, but have been single for years.

>>7368626
>strong
>only posts bench
lad....

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>>7368638
455 squat and 485 diddly as well

>>7368667
pls be in cali

>>7368681
PA for college and live in NY, sadly.

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>>7368614
>how sure are you that he wants to buck

I'm sure he's interested. I just think it's a waste of time to pursue a relationship that's bound to fail anyways. For me to genuinely pursue someone, there has to be a noticeable alignment of our values and interests because that's what creates a successful, long-lasting relationship.

Perhaps my reluctance is unfounded, I guess it'd be nice to get to know him to actually see if there's any chemistry that wasn't immediately apparent. But I can just sense that he's not for me.

/blog

>tfw you're gay but you mesmerized by & possibly love da large boobies

I've been trying to pretend it wasn't the case but, while I wouldn't fuck a woman I think I would totally be into fondling some sizable tits.

>>7368731
>wouldn't fuck a woman
>wants sizeable tits

Solution: MtF w/ implants

>>7368731
everybody liked boobs, we have the moob variety available to us

What if 2 homos married two lesbos and they all lived together to make children, could that work? I don't want to deprive my child of a mother!

>>7368872
Surrogate mom?

>>7368717
Well there's a difference between making some assumptions and actually trying. It's that negative attitude about relationships that causes people to be single for so long. Just go for it

>accidentally coughed while peeing
>now it hurts a bit when a pee & there's a little bit of blood

hahaha so this is how my last months on earth begins, i guess

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>>7368917
How does that even happen?

>>7368960
I figured the slightly violent jerk of my body when I coughed while taking a piss probably caused it.

I'm drinking green tea & eating lots of cranberries just in case and hoping it'll go away.

How do I break out of my self hatred?

>>7369033
How do you piss blood from coughing, though?

new thread:
>>7369049
>>7369049
>>7369049

>>7369045
be my bf

>>7369055
What do you expect me to look like?

>>7369071
Cute?

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>>7369085
Sorry to disappoint.

i have to buy my first anal toy;

would you suggest both a butt plug and a dildo?
what materials should i look into? i want it not toxic and long lasting, but i would prefer it to not be steel-hard.

what's a decent beginner size for the dildo?
anything else to look into?

>>7355408
It's just a bar. Worth going to a few different ones to see how you feel. You might meet someone just like you there, you never know.

>>7367042
Left's body hair with right's facial is how you do it.

>>7368325
so much angelcised japanese words in one post for you to even by the wildest stretch of the imagination be considered
a) Not a raging fat neckbeard/skinny twig internet virgin or
b) not completely fucking socially retarded

See, what you've done here is convinced yourself that it would be easier on your feelings if you pretend you're the one shunning him and not him rejecting you.

You seriously think a 10/10 guy would take someone seriously who goes online and posts shit like 'my life is a shitty yaoi doujin' blog.

hahahahaha

This is perhaps even more pathetic than self-ingrained internal homophobia.

>>7371902
Dildo.
Silicone
1.25"-1.5" diameter.