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Your thread is shit. You need to start off with something relatable like asking what people are listening to. Here's what I'm listening to rn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06PQu4ic_8s

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https://youtu.be/CjytAc-quyI

>>7342973

How much joy do you get out of these?

>>7342973
I hope you have a nice day today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUA0JH0B38

I'm addicted to this song

0.5% of sexually active and reproductive males or couples each year is actually immense.

>>7343005

I don't know how to measure it, but it's my favorite meme at the moment.

https://youtu.be/ZrVpQqJKXjc
https://youtu.be/Jr2zRnkSyDk
https://youtu.be/yGDFDE9J75Y
https://youtu.be/JtA_WnBP_Co
https://youtu.be/muLAN-kP5pE

>>7343044

Thank you. I hope you do too.

>>7343149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3p6Pm_c44U

>>7343160

https://youtu.be/efJhQ3gzmJw

>>7343179
I love that dog.

>>7343188

Me too.

https://youtu.be/bjoTAWCIzoQ

>>7343146
This.
Half a percent is a huge number in population terms.

>>7342799
Is there a reason why more gay guys want to suck a dick rather than get their own dick sucked?

>>7342799
>tfw i will never be a really tall bball jock who gets fucked and dommed and humiliated by a short bf

why live ?

>>7343339
I don't know, but I'm glad.
I don't like to suck dick.
Also it's super hot to have a guy cum as you fuck his face.

Swedens population rised 2% in 2015. A economist calculated that if Sweden had that rate of population growth since the Viking ages Sweden would have as big of a population as the rest of the world.

0.5% is a huge amount of people. But since SJWs don't take STEM they have no idea

>>7342799
330,000 migrants a year

wow you guys are fuuuuuuuuuucked

>closeted af
>go out with friends last night
>hella bored because friends wouldn't be cool with me hitting on guys and I don't feel like hitting up some girl
>get wasted because of boredom
>start drunk texting this guy I kind of befriended in one of my classes
>kind of have a monstrous huge fucking crush on him
>friend starts getting in a screaming match outside club with girlfriend over the phone
>decide to leave because this shit is annoying
>drunk as fuck and trying to go down a winding staircase
>slip and fucking eat it
>nose is gushing blood and getting all over my shirt
>text guy I like about it because drunk me thinks it's hilarious as shit
>he volunteers to come get me since he's not far from where I'm at and asks me to meet him at a gas station down the street
>go there and feel bad that he's helping me
>decide to get him some snacks as a thank you
>get myself a based white gatorade
>dude behind the counter is understandably freaked out because I'm a bloody mess
>get him to help me figure out which flavor gatorade this guy might like best after debating for ages
>don't remember much but I think I rambled about how much I like the guy to the gas station attendant
>ride gets here, he checks out my injuries, we chat and he drops me off
>he even helps me change clothes and get in bed
>check my texts the next morning because I don't remember much
>right before I sent the "lol I think I broke my nose" text I basically tell him I want to suck his dick

I fucked up bad.

How was your Friday Night gg?

>0.5%
That's not even the problem.
Even 10% would only be a short term drain on the economy. A big one but not insurmountable.

The real problem is that these people are here to stay.

>>7343434

I had pizza at Mountain Mike's with my parents.

Does he like you?

>>7343447
>Even 10% would only be a short term drain on the economy.
Short term drain on the economy is a absolutely ridiculous understatement.

Jumping from 5-15% unemployment over night, not to mention languge barrier problems etc. It would cause a recession at the very least.

>>7343486
Just do a Greece and keep them in camps 'n shit.
Much cheaper than trying to get them to integrate (which they're not going to do anyways)

>>7343468
I love the shit out of pizza.

And I have no clue. Sometimes I feel like he does, but it could just be wishful thinking and I have too much bitch in me to ask him after that awkward as fuck shitstorm of drunk texting from last night.

>>7342836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYMx8Uu4LsU

>>7343434
that sucks anon, any way to salvage?
I just stayed in and binged northernlions planet coaster vids

>>7343434
>Tell him you want his dick
>then you break your nose
>he still comes to help

Doesn't seem like there's anything to fix.

>>7343409
This. In twenty years that 20% of the population being 1st generation immigrants. Not to mention second and 3rd. That's a huge cultural shift in a very short period of time.

>>7343339

i love sucking dick even tho im terrible at it

its hot on a psychological level

>>7343582
Just gotta find a guy that can put up with teeth and is willing to let you spend time practicing.

>>7343542
God I hope so. He's a great guy so it would suck to lose him as a friend.

I'm not really sure how to broach this. Part of me wants to be like "Nvm about that whole me wanting you to fuck my mouth nonsense."

>>7343576
You think? Either way once I'm not miserable with hangover I should text him.

>>7343637
Just text and apologize. About both making him help you, and being too forward.

He'll probably tell you not to worry about it. And the friendship continues as normal.

If you're real lucky, he'll remember it and drunk text you some time when he's horny.

Do you htink I can post this on 4chan or is it NSFW?

I mean, the actual butthole is in shadow, so it might be ok?

http://68.media.tumblr.com/b899316772920cc9db5910628e674038/tumblr_obngavs4161qkopyqo1_1280.jpg

>>7344028
I'd say that is nsfw.
When in doubt, don't.

>>7344043

but its so fuzzyyyyy :3c

>>7344028
I wouldn't unless you like to risk a ban.

>>7344028
posting a link to things seems to be fine but actually posting nsfw stuff on a blue board is a no-no

>>7343743
Okay so I more or less sent him a text with the gist of that apology and he texts back

>It's fine. I didn't mind it at all.

So I ask him if he means making him come get me or the coming onto him part. He just responds with

>:)

I'm in hell. I don't know what I'm doing.

>>7344333
he wants you bp
go go go

beep beep

my canadian boypussy is open

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ignore teasp, my bp is much more luxurious and appealing to the discerning consumer

mine is cheaper

>>7344333
This
>>7344387

He might not be full homo for you. But he'll probably use your mouth, if you let him.

>>7344333
>So I ask him if he means making him come get me or the coming onto him part.
you're the kind of cloying fag every straight guy hates but tolerates so they don't look like a bigot

>>7344527
>implying straight guys don't hate all fags unconditionally
I mean they're straight guys for a reason.

>>7344527
How was he cloying?, i dont get it

>>7344387
>>7344502
We're talking kind of. He said he wants to talk to me now that I'm sober and he's coming over in a few. He says I'm cute.

I'm totally fucked.

>>7344527
I don't mean to be. I'm just really deeply in the closet and I was planning on staying that way. Now this guy comes along and I have no idea what I'm doing.

>>7344580
>I'm totally fucked
If you play your cards right. Lol

How would you guys react if one of your straight friends gets off to tranny porn?

>>7344657

I can always tell when its you posting, Ann.
:3c

>>7344916
What gave me away?

>>7344876
Laugh and call him a fag.

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>>7343434
It sounds like he has a thing fr you too.

Thank him for helping you, and ask him to go out together sometime, in a low pressure way. You'll have him if you offer him something he wants in his life, like someone to share his interests or show him new things.

Obviously plus cuteness and dick sucking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXBXO4c_BIk

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>>7342836
Anon lead us
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KX_tBWLmr1s

>check out ex's tumblr
>he's aging poorly
>he's still single

HAH

I cannot believe the discord allows people like hitler and mlady in it. they are two of the most hateful people I have ever seen in my life.

>>7345148
it's unhealthy to hold grudges

>>7345264
i cannot believe you people actually thought a discord for this htread would be a good idea lmao

>>7345264
I'm not fond of the discord
I'm not good at back and forth instant message chat :/

>>7345265
it's fun.
Also it's justice.

>>7345314

What'd he do to you?

>>7345372
not him.
Just saying grudges are fun and good motivation.

>>7345386

lame

I want some drama

>>7345499
actually lemme repost that, i forgot to resize the image

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Most of my skin is nice and clear, but a few bits of my body have this weird mottled red coloring, and i think it looks terrible.

how can i fix this?

>>7345264

what is wrong hitler or m'lady?

>>7345514
suicide

>>7345148
post his tumblr i'll fuck him

>>7345514
reaction to a material your wearing?

>>7345514
>white people problems

>>7345582
maybe

i was thinking it might also be because of the weather - its affecting my lower legs mostly, and its like -3 degrees where i live

>>7345584
>white people problems
literally everything including themselves

>>7345555
they are mean and bully everyone.

>>7345555
Hitler is some narcissist who thinks he's better than everyone and M'lady is a straight guy in a gay discord. Awful people.

>>7345592
which is why they have a lower crime , stds, and drug rate than black right? oh wait.

>>7345664
fun fact: everyone in any discord posted on lgbt is generally an awful person
therefore arguing over who is the worst is a pretty useless endeavor

>>7345689

probably not in terms of all time totals desu

>>7345689
i can tell you're a spic 2bh

>>7342836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAhsS-vkDjg

Should I watch an adorable gaybait TV show that is supposed to be really good, or should I not in order to avoid being made depressed by 2D boys having perfect lives?

>>7345733
>2D
it's time for you to grow up
get a vr headset
jerk off to some vr porn
and move on w/ life

>tfw bored whenever he's not around

>>7345733
Name?

>>7345788

Yuri! On Ice.

I tried watching the first episode, and I found it really sweet, but I also found it kind of painful. Its just so unlikely that such lovely things could ever happen IRL, it makes me sad.

>>7345733
what show?

>>7345780
>tfw he doesn't (and probably never will) exist
be grateful for what you have anon

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Do any of you guys write music?

someone should create an actual video chat room
that we can get naked in
and isn't moderated by imbeciles

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>tfw

>>7345831

Why would you want that

are you aware that you can find millions of naked men elsewhere on the itnernet if you look for it

>>7345831
>he's this desperate

>>7345814
No(t yet).

>>7345836

why are you posting lesbians on here?

>>7345814

I write music. What about it?

>>7345837
>>7345838

I'm just here to see naked twinks who will be their normal slutty selves.

>>7345855
>twinks
>gaygen
*giggles*
very loose interpretation of the term

>>7345814

Badly. I'm a hack

Does bisexuality exist or am I just a 29 year old creep who really wants to have his way with a younger 20's guy who has far lighter facial and body hair than me?

>>7345864

why not both?

>>7345864
You're a loser, not bi sweetie.

was taozee banned?
he was the nicest guy

literally no one cares about you, stop posting in third person you fucking mentally deranged freak

Chat: https://discordapp.com/invite/sdNrPaM
Chat: https://discordapp.com/invite/sdNrPaM
Chat: https://discordapp.com/invite/sdNrPaM

Incase you forgot.

>>7345967

did someone get his feelings hurts?
awww poor baby

>>7345989
sorry meant for >>7345689

Honestly i'd fuck a furfag before I fucked a brony.

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hi gg

>>7345811
watch the SHIT out of Yuri on Ice I've been watching it religiously and i love it so fucking much

>>7345814
i made an ambient song recently but not other than that

are foreheads a man's strongest feature?

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>when you see clothes that you will never wear because you are too ugly.

>>7346161
yes

>>7346187
i cant relate

>>7345664
hitler n mlady makes my bussy wet but I hate them

>>7343506

He seems really nice. If he's hot, that's a bonus.

it's not really gay if you're just receiving blowjobs from a cousin 2 tiers hotter than you, right?

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My hot supervisor keeps teasing me...

first an offer of a hug and the other day a offer to help that well, it would involve him putting his hand on top of mine and him getting really close

>>7345954

I don't see him in the room so I assume he is banned or he may just be offline.

>tfw no bf to play last guardian with

>>7346187
>I need a new wardrobe but I don't have the self esteem to acquire one

>>7346574
>this
who else has been waiting for last guardian...for a decade

>>7346597
>xv actually came out
>tlg is about to come out
>crash remaster on the horizon
>zelda coming out
>uncharted dlc w/ my fav girl chloe
>a bunch of other weeb shit about to come out
>no one to play it all with
TT

>tfw herpes at the corner of the mouth for 2 weeks now
thanks for the superior genes mom

>>7346871
Those might just be Fordyce spots my dude
Even if it isn't who cares buy some abreva and never talk about it like everyone else does

>>7343149
i fucking love it as well
depressing doges for depressed dudes site on facebook has a 24 hour stream of the hustle usually

>>7343149
i also heard a rumor that the dog recently passed away ;_;

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>>7342799
what fucking paper was that


also, tfw no white nationalist slav bf

>>7346109
that you're gonna get banned

>>7347146
nah I knew my herpes, I've had it my entire life after all (thanks mom)

I lie here awake at 4:30am because I can't sleep and even if I try I will be tormented by fantasies of having an adorable boyfriend to cuddle while he falls asleep in my arms knowing full well that it will never happen as I am a deeply broken man plagued by mental disorders out of my control and shattered self esteem beyond repair

I long for someone to love
Someone to make me better

>>7347168
>tfw you will never change a qt like the one on the right into a chill but educated being instead

>>7347182
Oh, well still get the abreva or some kind of topical that shit works wonders

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>>7347192

>>7347218
>tfw you will never make him take a dna test and have it demonstrate he's partially jewish and be there to choke on his dick as he goes through a very tumultuous period in life

>>7347214
yeh I used to get aciclovir prescribed by my doctor for it, which prevented the outburst completely, but he retired :////

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>>7347191

Are you me?

>>7347288
You mean a loser? Yeah

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>>7347293

I'm not gay, but if you guys complain about how you're lonely or virgins, why don't you become each others bfs? Just exchange coordinates and the alpha will drive to the other guy on a weekend to hang out.

Also, does rimming feel good?

>>7347951
>why don't you become each others bfs?
I can't speak for others but most guys I meet usually try to break contact with me afterwards. Or when they do they just want to meet up for more fucking. No one seems to want to stick with me.
>does rimming feel good?
yes, it's not even penetration so ask your future gf if she can do it for you if you rim her

>>7347951
>become each others bfs?
You can meet guys online who are closer who also don't have boyfriends and want them really badly more easily.
>Either way, it has about the same likelyhood of working out.

>rimming is the best?
Yes. It's real good.

what do you lads like in a blowjob? tried doing it and he said he liked it but i couldnt get fully hard on just that alone

>>7345811
continue watching, fun drama sport series i rewatched parts already.
dont get too hung up on that and enjoy the ride.

>>7348080
90% of guys are shit at giving head. Gotta be enthusiastic and excited about sucking cock.

>>7348093
it was my first time, didnt tell him that but he was more experienced so I tried following his lead but went down on him first. kinda tried doing that and sucked on his dick and nuts first but in my head I was a bit mad at myself for not getting him rock hard. had fun so whatever. gonna try more on him next time

>>7347951
yeah it is

>>7348162
Think about his cock as if it's your own. And just do exactly what you want to feel.

Well the discord is about to be ruined now , someone made rugby admin

>>7348014
>my future gf

Why are gays always such bullies?

>>7348268
huh you want a bf or what?

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Aw Frick, nobody move

>>7348279
I'm movin'

>>7348242
This is the level of JIDF/CTR I have to deal with every day.

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>>7348242
>implying he's a real admin

>>7348242
>rugby
remind me again.
Who was he?

>>7348862
A mathc4mathc flaming faggot who contracted G.R.I.D.S after receiving the tainted seed of his smelly Arab bf

Also a general nuisance on gaygen who was overall nothing of value

>>7348870
>A mathc4mathc flaming faggot who contracted G.R.I.D.S after receiving the tainted seed of his smelly Arab bf
>Also a general nuisance on gaygen who was overall nothing of value
I get the gist of why he is a disaster (could have guessed that myself), but I still have no idea which specific individual you mean.

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>>7348242

That just means we'll have to work together now to destroy the chatroom more rapidly. :3

Post the invite link wherever you desire, Stromfront, /pol/ /cuteboys/ discord, /gaydayz/ discord, /mtfg/, craigslist, chat-avenue.com, gayteenforums, etc.

Let's make the room so over-crowded to the point the mods have a panic attack and go ballistic. Continue to promote the invite link anywhere and everywhere. WWIII when?

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>>7348862

a big guy

>>7348901
Fuck, he's cute

>>7348901
It's gotta be saying something that some namefag has such an underwhelming presence that everyone has to look up their notepad file just to remember who it is and what it does besides being cancer.

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>>7348913

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>>7348927

>>7348901
>>7348927
Holy fuck what an ugly mug.

>>7348901
>>7348913
>>7348927
>>7348932
Samefag.

>>7348939
I'm only >>7348913
>>7348901
>>7348927
Just looks like my [female] cousin's fiancé, who is also cute.

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>>7348932

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>>7348948

>>7348948
why are mathc4mathcfags such tryhards?

>>7348949

http://move.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1414/43/1414435651719.jpg
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http://move.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1470/86/1470866578924.jpg
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>>7348959
ughhh my poor heart please stop

>>7342799
i realized that we never see poor people being gay and i started wondering, is it possible that homosexuality is only caused by affluence like if for example a child growing up getting most of his wants fufilled with little to no effort doesnt develop a strong sense of identity and cant fully form a strong sense of its own sexuality.
Mayb some sorth of struggle is needed to develop enough empathhy to understand others and oneself, across history the elite was the ones indulging in sexual deviancy
look at the middle east or africa where it doesnt happen

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>>7348959

>>7348973
>look at the middle east or africa where it doesnt happen

>>7348973
>we never see poor people being gay
You're completely right. It's not gay to fuck boys in poor mudslim countries.

>>7348980
i never see it hapen there at all
maybe one or two cases but mother nature makes mistakes

>>7348985
its not the same way it wasnt in rome
unless you are implying gay men are pedophiles and fucking a little boy is the same as fucking a full grown men for them

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>>7348959
Fucking disgusting

>>7348973
>there are no gays in the middle east or africa
do people actually believe this?

>>7349013
Yes... You pick up gay shit from your surroundings if you haven't noticed already, faggot.

>>7349013
yes, well i belive if it was a thing i would have heard about it wich doesnt happen
i did hear a lot about homosexality in dolphins and primates tho

>>7349018
>>7349027
I hope this is satire.

>>7349042
its not, i kind of hoped gay people would be willing to add to this by relating their experiences and perspectives but im starting to think you are unwilling to

>>7349049
Um well I'm actually from the Caribbean which is nearly as homophobic as Africa and there are plenty fags they just can't show their faces.

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>>7349042
Nope.

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>>7349069
Bigot. Remove this.

>>7349069
Why am I even talking to /pol/ in gaygen?
They only declassified it as mental illness in the 70s which is in line with the rest of the world. Even there being gay was always eeen as undesirable it was just slightly more tolerated.

>>7349069
just because they're more likely to have those things because society cast us out
doesn't mean we're """""predisposed"""""

I live 10 minutes outside of amsterdam and i don't know what its like in burgerland but people might not be violent, but they are not 'tolerant' of us

>>7349128
thats the thing tolerance doesnt mean accepting
tolearnce is at its core to live and let live and thats the extent of what you can expect of others, you cant make people like you

>>7348959
is it sad that rugby is the kind of guy I'd have degrading sex with
what's wrong with me

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>>7349013
it's not gay if they say so

>>7349209
clearly a lot, sweetie

>>7348973
There are poor gays.
There are gays in muslim countrys.

>>7348242

Why would anyone do this again.
Literally insta-killed a TC. It's bad enough they even let him stay around. Who the fuck likes this guy?

>>7349250
>this is literally mindblowing to some people

>>7349269
basically the problem is any service that has admin powers, rug will work his way towards admin powers because most people tend to fall for his shenanigans.
So it doesn't matter how many new discords are started with newfags, they'll fall for the same old shit.

is it okay to be fat if you have some amount of muscle under it

why is wsg such a faggot?

>>7349316
If that discord got rid of M'lady, Hitler and wsg it would be a much better place. They're such awful people.

>>7349298
That's entirely up to you anon, if you feel good the way you are now, that's ok. If you don't like it, change it.

>>7349250
how many tho?

>>7349347
For looks I don't mind either, but being able to eat anything is nice. I've lost 10kg in weeks before.

was just wondering what other appreciate more

>>7349366
Personally I prefer a healthy diet and some exercise to a lot of exercise. But what I think and feel aren't what you think and feel. If you feel comfortable and happy being chubby and having a chubby bf then just do it.

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>>7349386
but I'm not talking chubby

>>7349290

I have a discord and I'm not a lonely sad fuck.
Have fun: https://discord.gg/44MVy

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Serious Poll (please answer honestly):

https://www.strawpoll.me/11796938

Who would you rather have sex with?

>>7349435
none, not even trolling. I'd rather not have sex than to have sex with one of them.

>>7349401
Even fatties with no muscle find bf's, it's all up to the preference of the other guy.

>>7349457


sounds like you have unrealistic expectations

Can two bottoms work in a relationship?

I was thinking we could find one hot top to be in a polyamorous relationship with us.

>>7349479
but generally...

>>7349498
Yes they can, if they're grown adults and realize that they can take turns fucking each other rather than being prissy bottoms.
If their ONLY solution is to 'find one hot top' to fuck them both, they should be banned from any relationships entirely because they're clearly too fucking retarded.

>>7349069
>Dutch people
>tolerant

Since when?

>>7349480
I've had sex with multiple people who were both more attractive and emotionally stable. My standards aren't even that high but these guys just don't make it.

>>7349571
Wording this. I mean, with anyone on 4chan you're getting someone a little emotionally unstable so they definitely need to work harder to appeal to physical attraction - but all those listed in the poll are abysmal tier.

>>7349435
I'd rather go furry than to go with any of these guys.
Hell I'd rather go necro than with any of them.

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A little story
>use Grindr to see whats around because I'm retarded and don't know where to meet gay guys where I live
>meet a cute rather weeb guy
>talk for a month
>ask him out on a little lunch date to talk
>day before the date he just removes me as friend mid normal conversation

If he wasn't interested he just had to say it, no problem.

That was just rude

>>7349498
got a bottom horny enough to top me on our first hookup, when i was the vers one. its kinda a heat of the moment like thing. you're gonna end up doing everything to eachother anyway.

>>7349665
>cute weeb
the cute nerds are always a huge gamble emotionally
they're either fine, or they're fucking weird as fuck and will spazz out @ you in weird ways

>>7349498
Get some triple deluxe XXL vibrating silicone double ended dragon dildo

>>7349435
a cute furry anyday everyday please yiff my murrhole daddy~~

>>7349665
this is why I don't like apps
people can be too instantly yay or nay

>>7349435

From a purely who to fug prospective: Hitler or Horror so long as I could gag them or get them to shut up for more than 2 seconds. The rest aren't my type

From an attitude / lifestyle perspective: None of them are really compatible, so I abstain.

Is it normal to not be able to cum from a blowy? Even after 25 minutes?

>>7349888
you say you dont like apps like 50x a thread... chill

>>7349941
yes, a lot of people give bad blowies

>>7349946
Was it just bad? It didn't really feel like anything to be honest, but it was the only sexual thing I've ever done with anyone so I don't really have a point of reference.

>>7349965
it could have just been bad, yes
so go receive more blowjobs and see what else is out there
until you do so, with at least a sample size of 3+ different people, you can't really decide if you like blowies or not

>>7349013
lol Arab men are gay as fuck.
They just preffer little boys.

Some of them prefer muscle men. Look at any of the bodybuilders that get sponsored by rich arab dudes.

>>7349944
sorry, I don't have an interesting life and I repeat myself all the time
>nice to know someone acknowledges the things I say though

>>7348901
>>7348927
>>7348948
What the fuck is with those goofy faces.
I want to punch him sooo bad.

>>7349988
it has nothing to do w/ your life, just about how you constantly state you don't like apps
it's like chill, we get it, you hate apps but you're still on them bc u desperate
its ok, it'll be alright

>>7349941
Naw. I almost never cum from bjs. Unless they are alright with being face fucked, and even then they've gotta be able to take the whole thing and not use teeth.

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>>7349941

A lot of guys have this problem.
Just be honest about it.
say "Let's try something else"
Or you don't even have to speak, just move on to a sexual position that you prefer.
Most women and gays enjoy a man who knows what he likes and who tells them what to do.
Be that man.

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>>7349990
>I want to punch him sooo bad.

Punching people is never going to be socially acceptable.
Channel that energy into weight lifting or something.
There will always be people that piss you off.
Unless you want to spend the rest of your life in prison, you are going to have to stop being so triggered.

>>7350081
This.
Just let them suck until you get bored, then pull out and jack of into thier face.

>>7350105
Want doesn't mean will. If you don't have the self control to not punch people who annoy you, you're probably institutionalized.

>>7349941

Yeah it's normal if:

a) you're a submissive bottom,
b) you're circumcised and/or jack off too much, or
c) your partner gives bad blowjobs

who else /pining/ here?

>>7350135

Blowjobs are the most boring

>>7350278
/pining/ for what?

>>7350278
ayyyy
>you can still remember his arm wrapped around you from behind
on to the next circle of hell

Any tips on going to gay bars? I'm a college student in nyc but I'm not having any luck metting guys on campus and tinder/grindr is very fun.

>>7350312

found the circumcised deathgrip sub bottom whose bf sucks dick like he's eating corn on the cob

>ywn fall in love with a slightly autistic man who sends you love letters in Joycean prose every day

Why even live

>>7350312
that dick/heart and/or both

>>7350344
aaaayyyy

>tfw you will never know this feel

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>>7350349
>tips on going to gay bars

1.cute guys are only there thurs-sun
2.don't date bartenders
3.don't leave drinks unattended
4.introduce yourself immediately to anyone you're attracted to
5.know your alcohol limit (mine is 5 drinks)
6.alternate alcoholic drinks with water or soda
7.don't drink and drive
8.go alone if you want to get laid

>that guy on grindr who makes a new account after you block him
s t o p
he's done this countless times
this monkey faced freak

>>7346454
told u he wanted to fuck

>>7347146
>kissing your mom on the lips with tongue
gross

>>7347951
people here are lonely virgins because they have ridiculously high standards and social anxiety, while also being average or worse.

>>7349435
lol @ this picture of me

>>7350401
going with a group of friends isn't bad if they're not super clingy.
but i'd also say to be aware a lot of guys at gay bars are around early 30s.

>>7350384
some autists are legit qts
unfortunately most autists misinterpret this as meaning they're the legit qt

People complaining about bj's just never had a good one.

>>7350341
The fjords.

>>7350461
It's this, but also the fact that a lot of men, americans usually who are cut, tend to have jerked off so much that they literally cannot into ejaculation unless their hands are involved

>>7350420
>most guys are around 30
How are 19 year olds supposed to meet men then? clubs?

>>7350485
school, clubs, apps, friends, etcetc
30 year olds tend to stick to bars because that atmosphere vibes more with useless middle aged men

>>7350485
most young people use the internet for everything

>>7350498
pretty much + younger people are guaranteed to be inebriated so they feel less undesirable

>>7350485

A lot of guys aren't 30, too.

Although you present an INTERESTING FUKKEN dilemma here. Because most of the bars here wouldn't even let a 19 year old in the damn door. Which is gonna piss me off forever because the first mother fuckers who ever hired me or even called me back for an interview were bars, and most of the bars and clubs which were exceptions still wouldn't hire you + are mostly not that up front about it so there's no easy way for a teenage 4Chan shut in shitbag to be sure which places they can go. Mind it varies by region, your area is probably better. I'm only three posts deep in this conversation - I don't know or care where you live.

>>7350504
pretty much

>>7350526
u need to seek a therapist before u try seeking love in bars 2bh

>>7350504

I'm under 30 and I literally go to bars to stare at people and drink water and get compliments. I don't even hook up most of the time - I walk 6 miles back.

>>7350542
if you're over 25 you might as well be in the 30 category because you act like one tbqhwyf

>>7350534

We talkin' 'bout me, I don't want love. And therapy's excessive.

>>7350549

I'm under 25.

>>7350571
It may be excessive, but u need it sweetie.

>>7350542
>drink water and get compliments.
Pretty much why I cam whore.

>tfw pretty sure weed buddy/dealer wants to fuck me
>tfw kind of considering it

On a scale of 1 to rejecting Hitler from art school how bad of an idea is this?

>>7350587
he'll be stoned anyways who cares

>>7350587
Users are losers.

>>7350579

2bqh senpai you're probably projecting.

>>7350582

I miss camwhoring now. That's kinda sad.

>>7350587
Weed sex is nice. Depends on how attractive you find your dealer.

>>7350599
stop following your fellow chan sheep and misusing projecting
it does not mean "n-no you!"

>>7350610

Defensive, much?

>>7350384

>love letters in Joycean prose

My sweet little whorish bf I did as you told me, you dirty little boy, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know your fart anywhere. I think I could pick yours out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope you will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>7350622

My favorite thing Joyce ever wrote.

>>7350589
True. He likes guys and he's single so it's not like I have to worry about cheating or him having some kind of gay panic later on.

>>7350595
We can be losers together, then. We usually are when we smoke.

>>7350600
He's pretty hot and in general a cool guy. His dog is awesome and we've got a lot in common. Last time we hung out, he got me to try shotgunning and we wound up spooning half way through the night.

I'm just not sure if it's a good idea because we're kind of friends and I'm not sure I want to fuck with that.

>>7350619
try again sweetie

>>7350634
o u want it to be a relationship?
gross

>>7350640

Did I trigger your internalized penis envy for non-internalized nutsacks? If so, I apologize.

>>7350640
I don't really know what I want. But I'm worried we won't be friends anymore if this shit doesn't work out somehow.

>>7350650
>buzzword after buzzword
yikes!

>>7350660
figure out what u want before making a move

>>7350661
>he says yikes! in reply to 4chan posts

gonna make a tweet about this later?

>>7350669
No one uses twitter anymore btw, might want to update this strawman image you're so angry over.

>>7350661

Look, it's not my fault you have an innie where your dick should be.

>>7350675
2bqh senpai you're probably projecting.

>>7350673
yikes!

>>7350634
Fwb was made for this sort of thing.
Get the d bb.

>>7350680
see >>7350669

>>7350687
See>>7350680

>>7350669
>>7350673

all the cool kids use gab.ai now
since the owner of twitter
is a pedo & creep

>>7350679

It's said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I'm not sure I trust that saying in this case.

>>7350689
>>7350687

Oh wow it's a bloodbath in here.

>>7350700
It's entertaining. Like watching two bitches on their period fight. Lol

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>using sweetie, honey, darling unironically
What are you, some 56 year old jewish soccer mom?

>>7350661
Yeah I probably should. But I probably won't because I make pathologically bad decisions.

I got out of a bad relationship just recently, so I don't know if I want to rush into another. But I'm fine with chilling and fucking around. I won't have to call the cops on this guy, at least. He's pretty chill.

>>7350684
I'm sorely tempted to. I'm turned on af right now and the shenanigans from the other night didn't really help my sexual frustration.

You know guys, I thought this thread was bad.

Then I learned that there is a "homo horse hangout" general on /mlp/, and now I don't feel so bad about this place.

So if you ever feel bad about the quality of our threads, just remember that at least we aren't A̶n̶t̶h̶o̶n̶y̶ ̶B̶u̶r̶c̶h̶ /hhh/.
>>>/mlp/28861144

>>7350714
this may be mind blowing 2 u
but it's exclusively used ironically to trigger autists such as yourself

>>7350542
you're literally the reason people are scared to go to bars.

>>7350714
oh, sis

>>7350733
>I got out of a bad relationship just recently, so I don't know if I want to rush into another.
Just tell him that. Let him know your ass is available even if your heart isn't.

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>>7350742
What the fuck is this shit.

>>7350766
it's where we all hang out

>>7350587
my fetish, if hes cute why not unless hes got a bug
and if he does make him take responisibilty for getting you pregnant

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Hey bro wanna come over for some wine and smash bros?
I got that wine you really like :)

>>7350781
ill smash your bros, wink. :)

>>7350781
>tfw you had a buddy who would let you grind on him while playing smash
fuck girls 2bh they ruin everything

What's been your favorite song of the year (even if it's not from 2016)?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpAsOEsamA0

>>7350761
Oh he knows. I went and hung out with him the night my ex went apeshit and took a knife to my mattress and I had to call the cops. I think that's probably why he hasn't said anything.

I mean, I really like him. I'm attracted to him physically as well as mentally if that makes sense. If I weren't still so fucking raw from the breakup, I'd want to be in a relationship with him. I still kind of do.

>>7350714
oh babycakes you're a riot

>>7350786
>tfw no buddy that would try to distract you from video games by getting overly physical
>tfw it will never end in one of you making out

>>7350787
I only heard of this band this year but I really like them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlo-QkFdn3o

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>>7350801
the dream

>>7350749

Pussies don't deserve bars.

>>7350711

It was actually at least three.

>>7350787

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06PQu4ic_8s

>>7350787
this specific cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9UFhEifTEg

So I'm currently seeing a guy who smokes weed every day and also occasionally uses other psychedelics. He claims not to be addicted to any of it, and I don't know whether he is or not, but honestly, the fact that he is so into drugs bothers me quite a lot. It's like everything we do together these days involves him smoking pot or taking a psychedelic or whatever.
I'm starting to see how his drug use affects his ability to care about things, like college, his job and shit. He doesn't even seem to have any ambition. And the thing is, I really care about him and wish he would stop doing this to himself, but I don't know how to approach this subject with him.
It also sucks for me because I don't do drugs and sometimes I just want to hang out with the sober him. But I think he's become that sort of weed smoker who can't enjoy anything while sober anymore, because he's been doing it regularly for so long.
I don't know. I'm just really sad. I like him so much but I think we're just too different.

>>7351021
>a guy who smokes weed every day and also occasionally uses other psychedelics.
> I don't know whether he is or not
gurl...
gurl............

>>7351021

Smoking weed every day is stupid and tends to reduce the benefits.

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Reminder not to fall for the (((love))) Jew. You may be attracted to someone, but if they don't share your values the relationship is doomed to fail. True love is more than a feeling.

>>7351152
Jews are the qtest <3

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>>7351152

Too true

>lost the desire to date
>qt talks to me at the bus stop asking for my number, turn them down
2bh life has ended

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how can i practice flirting with people without alienating the few friends i have?

>>7351368
flirt w/ me u big dicked dummy

>>7351374

but i dont know what you look like, what your interests are, or what kind of person you are ;~;

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>>7342799
>tfw you know a cute straight guy and you just know he'll fall into the clutches of the evil (((vaginal jew))) instead of accepting your true love that only another man can offer

>>7351374
Hey man, wanna bang?

>>7351427
yep

>>7351421
>cute straight guy
doesnt exist
there are only misunderstood & confused cute gay guys who think they're straight, and cute gay guys

NEW
E
W

>>7351444

im gay
how do tellppo?