Gay General - December Edition

>>7332942

i guess all you have to do is ask yourself "do I care about him?" and depending on the answer either reach out or just leave him to solve his own problems.

let it be known that the only gaygen approved programming languages are common lisp, scheme, ocaml, haskell, prolog and erlang

all others can fuck off

Hi.

https://youtu.be/i11RMG_U3R4

>>7333081
>no bash

literally what the fuck

Wish I was getting sick now. Haven't gotten sick in years.

>>7333093
not pure enough

>>7333104

the original Bourne Shell then

>>7333114
not pure enough x2
the least pure language allowed is common lisp and that's because it's a lisp

>>7332952
that's the thing if I ask myself "do I care?", because do I really?
but if he ends up in the hospital/in jail/dead it'd be on my conscience forever

>>7333097
Yeah, I wish I had nails through my testicles right now. I haven't had a good nail through my balls in ages.

Only positive vibes allowed.
All negativity and jaded individuals I bind and throw into a lake of fire.

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>>7333158
FUCK
YOU
AND
YOUR
POSITIVITY

Right. Transgenderism repressed

Now to repress the homosexuality

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>>7332943
>What do you want to overcome in 2017?
depression and loneliness
>What are you recollecting on now that it's the end of the year?
what a shitty year it's been

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https://youtu.be/zA52uNzx7Y4

:D

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anyone here like bear city? ;3

>>7333304

is there anything more unattractive than oversized nips?

>>7333309
Hairy over sized nipples.

>>7333309
>>7333330
More of me. My nipple love is insatiable. I wish my own were sensitive.

>>7333355
>I wish my own were sensitive.
Seems random.
Mine are super sensitive.
Guy I just hooked up with didn't so much as bat an eyelash when I sucked his.

>>7333425

Mine arent at all sensitive, and i have no idea wtf to do when a guy plays with them.

do I fake it?
do I awkwardly tell him to stop?
do I just put up with it and hope he moves onto something else soon?
???

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>>7333355
>I wish my own were sensitive.
>>7333425
>>7333438

Mine were not sensitive at all until I got them pierced. Now, years later after having removed the piercings, they are still sensitive and I love having a man pinch them and bite them lightly.

>>7333438
Just don't fake it.
If you don't let out any sounds or moans after a while they'll move on.
Or just grab their head and push them somewhere you do want their mouth.

>>7333309
:(

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Would you fuck/date a 19 year old half-arab/half-greek short, skinny fag?

>tfw no bf

>>7333550
Short and skinny is good if you're cute.

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Help me /gaygen/, I don't know who else to turn to.

Let me just start with the basics. I am exclusively, irrevocably attracted to men. This much, I am certain. I love the way men look, and I feel nothing when I look at women's bodies. I feel a romantic attraction too. I had a boyfriend for just under a year. So, you know, I'm pretty damn sure I'm gay.

Thing is, I don't like sex. Seriously. I don't like anal, I don't like oral, I don't like any of it. To me, it's as uninteresting as women are. So, you know, it seems obvious that I'm some kind of asexual, right?

But wait, there's more. I am into a ton of weird shit, most of it involving feet, certain types of clothing, and body exploration. I love to roleplay with guys, I love looking at pictures of their bodies, their feet, their clothing, but even in my wildest fantasies, I never imagine fucking a guy/getting fucked. I just imagine myself touching a guy, ignoring his dick, getting rock hard from everything else, and that's enough to make me cum. Sex is just...bland to me.

So my question is, what the fuck is wrong with me and how do I fix it? If it can't be fixed, am I doomed to be forever alone? Please help. I'm fucking desperate to fix my broken sexuality.

>>7333461
Interesting. I always heard piercing made them nore sensitive but I always assumed it'd be temporary until it healed. I may have to consider this.

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>>7333562
I don't know if I'm cute or ugly.

>pic related, me

>>7333569
>just imagine myself touching a guy, ignoring his dick, getting rock hard from everything else, and that's enough to make me cum.
I hooked up with a guy like that. Basically just gave me a massage and rubbed against me till he came.

My adivice is try to find a guy that's into it. Also if you want to please your partner, you can suck dick or bottom without enjoying it. Maybe in front of a mirror, if you like to look at their bodies.

>>7333581
Definitely cute.
I'd do you.

You shouldn't have any problems getting a bf.

>>7333581
i did this before and ppl SAID i was ok looking but they all lied :(

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>>7333604
shit, desu, thanks for making me feel like crap.
>>7333599
>You shouldn't have any problems getting a bf.
I'm socially retarded, when a guy hits on me I just say thanks, get flustered and walk.

>>7333626
you're welcome :)

>>7333626
>I'm socially retarded, when a guy hits on me I just say thanks, get flustered and walk.
I don't know how to help with that part.
Maybe try hook up apps until you can deal with guys without dropping your spaghetti.

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>>7333569
>what the fuck is wrong with me

nothing is wrong with you.
it sounds like you have a healthy sex life.

chances are you can find someone who is comfortable with your fantasies and ways of expressing yourself.

The key is communication and letting people know your boundaries (what you're not comfortable with).

>>7333581
You're exceptionally handsome and you probably know this already.

>>7333646
>exceptionally
I wouldn't go that far.
But cute+short is a good combo.

>>7333646

Yes but...not comfortable with sex in any way? I'm rpetty sure this severely limits the guys who I can be with. Everyone wants sex. Well, almost everyone. I can't imagine there are many guys who would say, "Oh, you don't want to play with my dick? That's cool, I'll let you touch my feet and body, then later I'll go jerk off in the shower, and we'll just do that for the rest of our lives." I could never ask a potential boyfriend to do that.

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>>7333646
>You're exceptionally handsome and you probably know this already.
Really? I don't think so, I'm average at best, desu, but thank you nonetheless!

>>7333333

>>7333662
Depends on the guy. I think it's pretty hot, but I'd want normal sex too.

>>7333581
I don't even usually go for other short skinny guys and I think you're cute. I assume you're new to admitting your gayness. Or just attention whoring. Either way, I'd double glance you on the street.

>>7333678
>new to admitting your gayness
That's it, desu, I barely say I'm gay and I don't like to act like stereotype gays either, so finding a bf when you're not a total "omgz queen" is a hard thing to pull.

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>>7333662

some guys don't want their dick played with.

you can try to find someone compatible or you can sit at home and feel sorry for yourself.

>>7333689
its hard for them too

>>7333689
Lol Just use a hook up ap mate.
It's a lot easier then trying to meet guys irl.

>>7333708
post pics, desu, I wanna see how you look like.
>>7333709
I tried Grindr, but I keep getting nervous as fuck.

>>7333719
>I keep getting nervous as fuck.
That'll happen if you've got social anxiety.
Only way to deal with it is through exposure.

Anyone have another /gaygen/ room that isn't filled with stupid drama? The discord is total shit.

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>>7333731
I'm legit retarded desu, I am doomed to be bf-less for eternity.

>>7333745
the discord is fine idk why everyone's so triggered about it
just somefags get salty and spam leaked nudes like autists

>>7333719
>>7333731
>>7333748
are you me?

>>7333745

I was able to talk in it yesterday but apparently now I must have a verified account and put in my email, phone #, and shit. I actually did have a discord account and logged in but it said I had to wait 5 minutes in-between posts to post a message. Wtf? Seems like the mods have gone ape shit.

>>7333768
they only put that in because someone was spamming new accounts to fill the the chat

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>tfw twink trapped in a fat man's body
save me

>>7333768
>>7333774
As in like, kept making accounts with full page spam copypasta shit + shitty nudes

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>>7333719
>I keep getting nervous as fuck

What I learned in therapy is to imagine the worst possible thing that could happen and then come up with a response how I would deal with it. If you have a plan for every situation then it takes away a lot of the nerves. Also be aware that some nervousness is healthy as it protects you.
Try to focus on the fact that the other person is probably just as nervous as you are. We are all human.

If you take Xanax or some other anti-anxiety drug be aware that it actually can make anxiety worse in the long run. Meditation and physical exercise are the best ways to deal with anxiety, not drugs or alcohol, although those can work effectively in the short term.

>>7333745

It seems to be only 2 people the drama is centered around, Wiz & Hitler.

Just kick them and take away their moderator privileges and the chat would be better.

>>7333719
someone will probably post one for me if i say no

>>7333768
you just need to be in the group for 5 minutes afaik

>>7333775
lipo

>>7333782
it isnt even wiz its random autists raging at wiz even though wiz literally never posts in the main chat. He's basically just a lurker mod. The only place he posts is his shitty fat furry porn, and you can jsut mute that channel

>>7333755
Do you get flustered, muster the word "th-thanks" and just walk away like a retard? We might be the same, then.
>>7333791
>someone will probably post one for me if i say no
Just post it desu, I never judge people on looks whatsoever, and I have 0 standards and open to everything, I bet you're cute.

>>7333768
Sorry about that. I can undo it for you if you want, it's just someone was shitposting incessantly with new accounts.

>>7333782
Hitler has literally less privileges than everyone else in chat despite his "special snowflake" role and wizzy doesn't really do anything but get targetted by salty bitches. Thats why he was made a mod, to draw out TC and old discord fags who will bitch at the sight of him.

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>feminine and really flamboyant faggot plays football

>>7333809

You don't know how Wiz works. He use to repeatedly post his nudes on these threads for reactions. He loves to be the center of attention. I believe he also makes fun of himself and others repeatedly for the same reason. He strives off of being the "main presence" in the room and stirring the pot. I remember Crab calling him out on this shit months ago. He knows all about it.

Hitler is a drama queen as well. Go ask /femgen/. Everyone hates him on there. He is a seeker of attention just like Wiz.

Maybe you're all new or whatever but the reputations of Wiz & Hitler have never been good on here or in any other chat room. They both have been repeatedly banned not only on 4chan but also in tinychat rooms, skype groups, etc.

>>7333811
kind of, although I do have aspergers or I'm borderline or something
I just tend to avoid social situations, I can just about manage buying things in shops and answering the door but I don't talk to them that much
christ knows how I managed to get the few friends I have

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>>7333826
>judging him for not being a stereotype

>>7333861
>christ knows how I managed to get the few friends I have
Same, college feels like a chore because of how crowded it is, I have a close ring of friends that I talk with freely and anxiety-free, most of them are socially retarded as well.

Where do you live desu? Maybe we're close and can hang out?

>tfw you're too busy fapping to sissy white boi porn to care about this e drama

>>7333835
I am an extremely old /gaygen/ fag. I am aware of their history. And yeah, no shit hitler's an attention starved bitch. And no shit wi has been cancer in the past. But he doesnt post fucking anything in the discord. So getting on your period cause you see he's a mod is only fucking up the discord, where half the users mute the furry channel, and thats the only place he posts.

>>7333861

I have Asperger's too, but I don't have any in-person friends.

>>7333884
brexit island :/

>>7333899
<3

>>7333791
>lipo
I don't have money. I hear it's cheap in Mexico though.

>>7333835
why was i involved in all of this though

>>7333913
do you have a vacuum?

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>>7333904
Michigan here, you're far desu, damn.
>>7333899
Aw, you'll have friends someday, just find a person who's shy like you, that's what I did, and out friends circle branched because every friend had a friend and we all became this 5-6 guys talking daily about retarded shit like video games, tv shows, music and anime (I hate and never watch anime (other than Avatar), but I still indulge them and call them weeabos sometimes)

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>tfw you've always had a crush on wiz
HE DID NOTHING WRONG
REEEEEE

>>7333891

Wiz & Hitler know all about proxies/vpns and how to use them to ban evade for their own enjoyment. They're oldfags. What makes you think it's some random autist going in the room and posting shit about them.

It's most likely Wiz or Hitler or another mod who is able to watch as he creates the drama. Only the sock accounts they're using get banned/kicked while they get away with everything.

That's the most likely scenario considering their past.

Like I said before what does some random autist have to gain from making fun of Wiz or Hitler? Nothing at all...Wiz & Hitler both stir up their own drama about themselves to get reactions. That's what they live for. That's how 4chan autists work.

Rugby/NekoChad has also done similar things btw but I doubt it's him.

>>7333917

What did they say about you again? Post was deleted before I got a chance to read it in the chat.

>>7333979
just used my name alongside their's and mentioned an old post about my first sexual encounter

>>7333971
rugby's a total asswipe Ill give you that. But I dont see the reward in creating an account, spamming his own awful nudes and then banning his own accounts and then putting in countermeasures to stop spammers

I dont have a positive opinion of either of them. Bleive me. ButI doubt they care enough to do that.

>>7333979
Who would know about your first sexual encounter?
Doesn't seem like something a random person would know.

>>7333996

It's a game for them to see how much they can get away with while being the "man behind the curtain". Some autists live for the reactions & attention of posting embarrassing things about themselves Some small-dicked guys love being made fun. It's the same sort of fetish. Wiz has admitted to having such a fetish before of being made fun of because he's fat and useless.

>>7334037
its one of my very first posts

>>7334044

Have you talked privately with Hitler or Wiz about it before or someone else in the discord? Just seems totally random to bring you up. What did you do? Weird.

>>7334063
i don't think so

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It was me. <3
I don't know why I do the things I do.
I'm not apologetic either.

Christmas is almost here!
I hope I don't get a lump of coal.
I <3 you Santa!

>>7334094
sing me a new original christmas song pls

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>>7333947
every time I encounter someone remotely similar to me they're always on the other side of the planet

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>>7334101
hey daddy
so when we gon fuck

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>>7334115

hey hitler got any tips for taking cute/hot pics of myself?

cause im not a top, i dont know what tops like to see

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>>7334101

If you look at my face long enough you'll hear the sounds of a new original Christmas song.

>>7334152

you look like someone made a RealDoll out of an Auschwitz prisoner

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>>7334152
>>7334115
>all this unprovoked attentionseeking
Pls keep this kind of stuff to the discord/personal Skype convos.

Thanks.

>>7334144
Ass.
Don't spread your cheeks though. That shit's whoreish.

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>>7334144

just show them photos when you were underage duh

>>7334144
>>7334170
its someone pretending to be him

>>7334176

thanks mr skeltal

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>>7334180

I always have the thread open in a tab on auto refresh
I spend every waking hour on my laptop or phone
I thought you knew me better than this

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>>7334256

you disgust me

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I can't wait for Christmas!

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>>7334180

shut up greaso!

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who else shaves their legs?

>>7334320

you look like a wax doll of a famine victim

>>7334320
lava lamps!

>>7334173
How else are you supposed to show your pink slit of a boipucci?

>>7334320
I have stubble if I shave body hair.

i don't want to fuck tao

>>7334526
Everyone wants to fuck tao

>>7334609

why

>>7334320
I just got back from BCT, I can't wait to nair and shave everything

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>>7334614

Because he's totes adorable

>>7332943
>What do you want to overcome in 2017?
Get some friends, stop being a lazy cunt, etc.

>What are you recollecting on now that it's the end of the year?
I think I jerked off too much

>>7334632

so? there are plenty of cute bottoms

what makes him special

>>7334632
But what does his ass look like?

>>7334632
>he

>>7334164
AHAHHAAHHAHAHA

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>>7334756

has

>>7334771
a

>>7334774

funny

>>7334781
little

>>7334801

coconut gun

>>7334806
attachment

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>>7334838

cums in spurts

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>>7332943
>What do you want to overcome in 2017?
My dependence on substance and alcohol abuse. Also to actually care about what I wear. I'm sick of wearing t-shirts all the time. I kinda stopped, but I need more clothes.

>What are you recollecting on now that it's the end of the year.
All the things that was new about myself. It's been a a year of transition (not transgender but transition in my life). I lost my virginity, started to find hobbies, got on a healthy diet (I'm underweight), and I'm changing up my looks. It's been a positive year so far.

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November is over, should I shave or is my beard worthy of life?

>>7334937
Shave it but keep the chest hair bb

>>7334937
Yeah shave it.

>>7334937
Shave it. That moustache is pathetic.
Beard without moustache is unacceptable.

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Whoa. Let me tell you about my experience in your discord chatroom...

I posted in the #slut room a few pics of hot guys in masks & furry costumes, pupslave twinks, gigantic cocks, etc. That's what the room is for, 3D PORN! Instantly start getting bullied by some douchebags who were like "OMG that's so gross stop posting this stuff. I bet you're into diapers. You're so weird.". At first I thought it was just some troll but than others joined in telling me how my porn level is distasteful and I should kill myself and how it's totally not ok to be into any fetish and to live a boring vanilla existence and to post "normal" boring porn images or whatever the heck. It felt like a scientology interrogation. It's like the idiots on discord have never been on 4chan or /gaygen/. Also in the #gaygen room seems like everyone regularly hates other races and just uses it to bitch & complain about how pathetic their lives are. Granted that's what most of you seem to do on here but it was way worse on there, WTF?

I've talked in various places... /soc/, /hm/, other gay-related chan boards, and your chat little group is the absolute worse. Congrats, if your aiming to have an exclusive white racist chat community where everyone likes the same shit and bitches and complains about their lackluster existence. It's nothing I would ever be apart of.

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>>7335162
>Indignation

I'm sorry you had a poor experience on the internet.

>>7335162
Was all troll tier shit, one of them was a guy jacking it under murky water in full scuba gear

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>>7335162

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>>7335221

I have noticed recently an uptick in insensitive and hateful responses on the internet by gay men in regards to other gay men. "Let's treat this guy like shit because we feel like shit" seems to be their how their juvenile thought process works. So it doesn't really surprise me to see such behavior in the chat room. I appreciate your kindness.

>>7335278

Scuba divers are hot and it was an interesting underwater gif. Seems as if you just want everyone to post something that fits into your criteria of appropriateness while shitting on and having no respect for those who are into different things. Maybe you should get off the internet and live more?

>>7335343

Dude, I'm a furry and I post regular furry stuff in the discord but you posted a tiny man getting sucked into another man's asshole

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>>7335354

>i have no sense of humor and am so uptight that I was offended by macrophilia.gif

Whoa calm your tits.

>>7335424

what does a sense of humor have to do with being devoured by an anus

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>you will never live in a world where every creature is human

>you will never get your feet massaged by human ants

>>7335437

you should really get devoured by an anus

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>no giant bf :(

Is anyone here at least 6'6"+?

>>7335354
This poster is Tao

reminder to love your fellow human
<3

>>7335482

incorrect

He doesn't post furry

I do

>>7335494
This poster is tao

>>7335437
This poster is also tao

>>7335508
>>7335500
>>7335482

what is this

how do u ask out your crush

>>7335516
I am tao

>>7335541

show me your cock

>>7335547
Fuck no faggot, that's so gay

That one furfag is causing a big discussion over wether or not they should get rid of fursuits

>>7335623

Genghis or Normie?

>>7335630
Genghis

Nice, dudes. An entire thread of your chat drama as though you're all 14 years old. That's some good shit.

>>7335674
Funny shit coming from you man, you love the drama. Used to feed off it like some strange symbiotic tapeworm in the bowels of gaygen.

>>7335680
Dunno about that one.

Tao promised nudes to anyone who joins the discord

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>>7335683
Don't make me dig through the archives. Cause I won't cause I'm lazy. But you listen here you young whippersnapper I'll give you a lecture that'll blister your ears. After I take a nap of course, and gets some honey tea for my throat. Maybe a walk through the park too, could read a book while I wait for the rain to stop.

>>7335700
I dunno about that one. Pretty sure you must be thinking of someone else. I don't even go to your stupid dumb chat rooms.

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>>7335737
Probably my memory is terrible, I just assume cause all the tripfags here start drama at some point or at least feed it like a pyro with a can of gas. They all bleed together after awhile ya know?

Besides coming to this hellhole what's up with you?

>>7333304
I got about 5 seconds in

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OMG I can't wait to make s n o w a n g e l s!

This will be the bestiest Christmas ever!

>>7335773

i'm going to fuck you until your asshole looks like the front part of a megaphone

>>7335756
I'm the one who hasn't gone outside in years. So I've been playing videogames and yanking it, like usual.

Also you sound like a histrionic cunt. Just sayin.

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>>7335789
Living the dream.

Essentially, I come to 4chan to fuck around. Add that to my angst and stress then I'm a goddamned Shakespearean actor who only talks with their coworkers in iambic pentameter.

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>>7335783

Ok, but no cussing!

You don't want to get on the big man's bad list!

Insiders knowledge reveal that l Tao's favourite kind of yogurt, is gogurt

>>7335822

i'm going to make your stomach bulge with my cock

>>7335816
Hitler, I really love this festive side of you. Could you post some vocaroos? They don't have to be new, I want to listen to some of your Christmas spirit-induced songs!

Is grindr only good for hookups or do relationships happen on there?
I still have my anal virginity and don't want to lose it to a random. So I'm wondering where I can find a bf being that I only know two gays and the one I have a crush on already has a bf

yummy
nummy
cummy
bummy

>>7335856
Relationships do happen on there, albeit they're not as common as hookups.
Also just lose your anal virginity to a random. Most guys when dating expect to hook up within 2-3 dates and are cagey about dating a virgin. There's no guarantee that dating someone will lead to a relationship and if you're holding out for a bf before you give up your hole then you might kill chemistry you've got going with a guy who might have become your boyfriend.

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>>7335836

Ok, fellow C-lover! Here we gooo!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Venau06wx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cn2WgobeUQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DqijFiHyGF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fywmst7WcB

Yay!

>>7335856
Just give up hope, m8.

>>7335881
Goddamnit so I have to be a slut in order to get what I want?
I understand the plight of women

>>7335905
Have a wonderful Christmas, Hitler!

>>7335933

Warm tidings to you!
Remember Santa loves you forever and ever!

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>>7333904

:)

>>7333947

Maybe.

I'd like a friend who likes the same things as me, but also different things so I could do new things too.

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>>7335927
>I understand the plight of women
uuh no you don't.

>>7335941

https://youtu.be/eWu5eB62dT8
https://youtu.be/Fuxxklpnuu8
https://youtu.be/nm3t_Z6cjuk

Who here has kik/snapchat?

Would you rather suck a cock for 1 million dollars and swallow, or get fucked and creamed bareback by an 8 incher for 2 million? If you do either you're gay, but if you don't you get no money.

It's a nice clean cock and you don't get STDs.

>>7336607
Have sex once, safely to live comfortably the rest of your life? No way, man. Who would take a disgusting deal like that.

>>7336755

Yeah, this is gross.

>>7336607
I'd lick and suckle on the peen until my mouth is full of bubbly cumstuff

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Yo gays, I'm as straight as any past desperation virgin can be.

How well alive is gay culture as it was in the 90s? I get nostalgic as fuck about my childhood growing up among my single mom's gay friends whenever I'm drunk, it was like growing up in a mix of Will and Grace, ER and Sex and the City, and I almost wanna hit a gay bar and shoot some shit because as far as I remember they were cool people.

tl;dr: do you still listen to cher and george michael, and is going to a gay bar as a straight guy a bad idea? I'm asking because I don't wanna make shit awkward for people there.

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>>7336607
>It's a nice clean cock and you don't get STDs.
Easiest 2 mirrion ever.

>>7337388
Pls stop this straight man asking question meme

>>7337478
Never, I'mma keep coming back evert three months and ask the same dumb questions until I get an answer while I'm still bothering stick around,

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Might go cruising in the local woods for anon gay sex today, any tips?

>>7332943
I dunno, probably just my lack of motivation. I need to get a new job and start going out more again.

I've been slowly building up my money and I think next year I'll just go on holiday again, probably American this time. Unfortunately shipping my car there would cost thousands and take a month... So I can't drive Mrs Micra there :c

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have u been a good boy today?

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>>7337462
:(

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>>7338103

I try to be good.

>>7338105

Is that you? You have a nice eye color.

where's SWG when u need friendly advice and bullying

>>7335941
>>7336171

https://youtu.be/PPf-SCrlOHI

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>>7338188

What's SWG?

>>7338242
I think he meant Straight White Guy or whatever the fuck her name is.

>>7338246

Oh. Thank you.

>>7336607
may as well go for the 2mill

>>7337641
>2016
>cruising in the woods

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Accidentally posted in old thread. Pic related bc lazy

Any ideas or critique anyone? I just want cute underwear :V

>>7333581

Towel heads are gross so no.

>>7333581
im kinda shocked ppl are hyping you up. You look quite gay, do you get your eyebrows done? Your hairstyle is kinda gay too. 5/10. Definitely not ugly but utterly average.

>>7338673

gaygen just proves that has no taste in men at whatsoever.

There have been way better looking guys, there post here and that's still post here actually.

>>7338609
>>7338673
>>7338874

The guy has all the right features...

>masc nose
>thick dark hair
>dark eyes
>thick eyebrows
>masc jawline
>most likely tall

He's easily a 7 if you're into shaved masc guys.
He doesn't even look gay.

>>7339064

Top kek. If you like sand niggers sure.

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Having a poz party tonight, got 3 poz dudes lined up to meet and top me tonight, hype. I'm not even a bottom, I just want to make sure I get it since it's less likely as a top.

>>7339141

I went to a party last night. It was fun. There was food and live music.

>>7338367
the ones you're wearing are pretty cute imo

>>7339141
gross

>>7339258
If by gross you mean freeing and hot, sure. Will never have to use a condom again, if there's some slutty bottom I don't like I can poz him, it'll be great.

>>7339141
Good luck anon, we're all gonna get it eventually

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>>7339295

>>7339141

Enjoy your AIDS

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>>7339295

Having AIDS is expensive and the medications give you diarrhea and irregular fat placement (a hump on the upper back for example) and you spend a lot of your time in doctor's offices and when people find out you have it they often avoid you and if you do have sex with someone without telling them you can be sued and jailed for attempted manslaughter, but keep on trolling, honey.

>>7339465
I can afford it, and if I'm just pozzing promiscuous club and bar goers that fuck 10 guys a week, how are they going to find out who did it? It's not like I tell those people my name or anything when I hook up

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>>7339484
>Living the Dream

You're doing God's work, anon!

>>7339484
Poz every slut you see. Hit the grindr circuit too, everyone on grindr deserves a little HIV.

>>7333581
who the fuck are you trying to fool with this "idk if i'm ugly" shit you fucking dickshit

the real struggle is your face being so asymmetrical that you look like 2 different people depending on which way you're tilting your head

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>>7339610
>your face being so asymmetrical

this is a sign of masculinity.
symmetrical faces are feminine.

>>7339616
what good is my masculinity if i look like a down syndome rami malek

>>7339644
Soooo... Like Rami Malek?
You don't look like him at all btw. Frog boy is an cute. You are average.

>>7333081
common lisp is so mathc

>>7339651
> You don't look like him at all btw.
i'm not >>7333581
>You are average.
factually untrue i'm below average or worse in every category and i suspect my being gay is compensating for me being a genetic dead end

>>7339657
Post face, frog impostor. It can't be that bad.

>>7333581
average
cute to uggos
uggo to cuties

>>7333581
JOEY?

is there some way to make an aroused man go flaccid? I have no aversion to boners, but I think it would be really cute if I could rub a dude's dick with some fluid that makes it go soft even when he's still incredibly horny.

>>7339831

Try cooling lube?

>>7339831
Collect his mothers menstrual fluids

My boyfriend finally convinced me to come out to my friends/family. Most of them were not cool with it all but fuck it. A week later he broke up with me. I want to fucking die.

I'm feeling a bit better today.

>>7339924

That's rough, anon. </3
Do you regret it?

>>7339924
LMAOOOOOO
that's actually brilliant I should do it to some guys
easier than going through process of pozzing them

>>7339924
>My boyfriend finally convinced me to come out to my friends/family.
Should have listened to me instead.

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>>7339924

Sucks for you bro. Just tell them it was a joke and that you're courting a woman.

>>7339924
that sucks anon :( <3

>>7339924
>he fell for the coming out meme
should of just came home one day with jizz all over you, much more discreet and no one would of said a word

>>7339924
>My boyfriend
REEEEEEEEEE
>A week later he broke up with me
r-reee

people in the gaygen discord voice chat are so mean :(

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>>7340522

They are pretty cruel desu

>>7340522

taozee is mean

>>7340522
hitler and the deep voice guy are bullies.

>>7340589

It would be endearing if they weren't trying so hard lol

>>7339924
So what you're saying is that you're on the rebound? Now's my chance.

>>7340694
Mine too

>>7340589

Deep voice guy especially is damaged goods who's jealous of anyone better than him

which happens to be most people

>>7332943
I think we should start shooting effeminate gay sissy men

#femshame

>>7340982

and M'Lady regular shitposts being an asshat in the chats

Sadon should purge them

>>7340982

Normie too.

We already have one Nazi dead, only 3 to go

>>7340998

Hitler will kill himself eventually, so that only leaves 2.

>tfw he's perfect
>it'll never happen

>>7341006
who are the other two?

>>7341015

Normie and M'Lady

Literally AIDS the person

>>7341021
Why? He's got a sexy voice.

>>7340063
>he fell for the boyfriend meme

>>7341022

M'Lady is a polshit who gets stupid mad about everything and shitposts. One day Sadon will finally send him back to /pol/

>>7341024
When has he done that?

>>7341028

all the tiime

>>7341033
Before he left, I never heard him do that? Do you have proof?

>>7341038

Not in voice chat bruh, in text chat.

>>7341041
Which chat?

>>7341045

Any chat he comes into contact with, like a living fungal infection

Sadon is literally Cr1t1kal

Does /gaygen/ wanna watch disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya?

>>7341049
I thought he was just making fun of that guy who was trying to troll?

>>7341080

What guy, the anonymous mongoloid who's in there?

>>7341089
No, sis.

>>7341095

Oh yeah sis is a retard anyway

>>7341079
Watched that years ago. Was pretty cool.

What limiting belief have you seen through today /gaygen/?

How have you progressed?

>>7341185
I learned that being a nice, sincere person is it's own reward.

>>7341185

i've seen that Hitler is not in fact they gayest-sounding human being ever

Horror is

>>7341185

hitler is a bitch

>>7341185

Sadon sounds like my future sub slut

I want to see taozee beat hitler to death with his cock while Horror gets fucked by a medical grade horsecock

i hope someone takes horror's nervous system away for a year

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Who is the newest gaygen meme

>>7341244
Taozee posting in third person.

>>7341244

Hitler posting in third person.

>>7341244

Horror posting in third person.

Can I post a pic of my butt and ask for opinions on it and if it needs improvement?
I'm trying to become more pear shaped and have been working on my legs a bit but want to know what I should do to make it look best

>>7341395
You can, but there's always the risk people will save it or make fun of you.

>>7341395

do it

>https://discordapp.com/invite/sdNrPaM
its not working D:

>>7341400
>>7341404
I'm a bit chubby but here I go
Show me no mercy I want to have the perfect butt because being a 6 foot bottom seems tough

>tfw things were going pretty well talking with a qt
>Now he's become a bit distant and not responding to messages

It's a bit frustrating, I just wanted to at least try to meet up and make some sort of fwb situation happen.

>>7341463

Get hypnosis

>>7341463

I'm not really sure what I should do, I think I'll just take a break from messaging him for a few days.

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>>7341462
Forgot pic

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So, guys, what is your celeb crush and why? Mine is Gyllenhaal, love his lips and his eyes.

>>7341463
Is there anything you can do you haven't already done?

>>7341490

Not that I can really think of, I don't want to be some sort of nuisance or annoyance though, I'm fine if he doesn't want to talk much but he could just at least respond.

I ache to fill the yearning void of my asshole with fat cocks

goodnight sweet prince

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOr2Zuij25M

>>7341497
I think you're probably just stuck waiting until he responds.

Daily reminder that you're selfish and watching gay porn is a selfish indulgent act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRX13VBKiAw

If this guy can become straight you can too.


https://www.youtube.com/user/happy72013/videos

>>7341474
For me it’s Gyllenhaal– intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>7341572

Honestly that just makes me hornier

I'm a bad dirty boy nnnnnn

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>>7341572
What's wrong with selfishness bud

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>>7341185
that i need to commit time and energy into a boy that doesnt deserve it

>>7341244
_shark_

>>7341474
daniel radcliffe

>>7341474
Brad Pitt
His fight club look and attitude was probably the first time I realized I would let a man fuck me .Even now he's got that sexy dad look.
Keanu Reeves also. Was super cute when he was younger but now that he's older he's got sexy man look

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>Hitler's location

So I don't know if this is a good place to ask, but I've recently been really confused about my sexuality. I know this guy, and I keep thinking about sucking his dick. I don't really want to have sex with him, but I do want to suck his dick. It's left me really confused and I don't know what I should do.
It's left me feeling like maybe I should just suck a dick to see how it goes. I talked to another friend, and I think he might be willing to let me suck his.
What should I do? Just try and forget about it all and act like it never happened? Try with the guy I want to blow? Blow the other guy? I really don't know what to do about whatever.
Also I want tips on how to suck a dick. I'm pretty apprehensive still, and I wanna know what to do.

>>7341995

go suck on a lollipop
there's no need to suck on a dick
because you have an oral fixation

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>>7341974
No silly billy! I live here! hehehehehe! Come get christmas presents!

>>7332943
i want to overcome being a faggot.

>>7342025

why would you post someone else's house on here?
what if that stalker really thinks it's you and shows up there...

>>7342075

I want to cum over a faggot.

>>7342109
People Come here they dont leave

>>7342025

Can I really come over? I don't have anywhere to go for Christmas! Can I join your family for the festivities?

>>7342149
Of course silly billy! It is Christmas after all!

who is taozee

>>7342277
Who are you

>>7342282

teasp

>tfw came three times tonight
>all from a dildo

Fuck I'm lonely

>>7342288
Heck off

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>>7342312

i am teasp

>>7342301
how does one acquire a dildo

>>7342340
Amazon

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>>7342340
Order one from the Internet like you would anything else

>>7342322
Nice mask

>>7342340

Go to Ann Sunmers and buy one

>>7342322
I thought you were doing like a D.va thing with the hat and mask
>>7342277
Who is Irishanon

New:

>>7342799

>>7342322
teasp is cute