/mascgen/ - THICC Catto Edition

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I haven't got a cat but I have this puppy.

>>7324605
Dogs are better than cats

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>>7324605
Are doggos ok then?

>>7324451
>thicc catto edition

lol'd

>>7324451
I adopted a cat a week ago. He's super smart and funny and loves to takes naps with me. Literally the best bf I've had

>>7324663
> not having dogs and cats living in harmony
> being such a pleb

>>7324692
Sure, why not?

>>7324785
Post pics, anon.

>>7324086
Requesting kitter pics

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>when your 4th actual crush in life is straight
pls end my suffering thnks

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>>7324831
>dogs and cats living together
Absolutely haram! Also I'm allergic to cats

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>>7324884
Get a chicken cat. They're hypo-allergenic

>>7321461
>Tfw someone saved your pic

Being strict anon has been the greatest decision of my life. I feel euphoric contributing to acual discussion without memeing

>>7324986
Agreed.
As a recovering trip fag, I agree wholeheartedly.

>>7324906
That's a disgusting animal tbqh

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>>7325108
Take that back

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>tfw no masc bf to squeeze my muscle bottom hairy balls smack my ass and call me a fag
>tfw no twink verse bf to fuck me until i start crying but he hasnt came yet so he keeps going

>>7325135
Jesus Fuckin Christ it looks like a premature rat fetus

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>>7325165
>call me a fag
I always say this jokingly or as dirty talk and 90% of gays I meet find it offensive.
We gotta be more like niggas my nigga.

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>>7325258
They make chicken versions too

>>7325135
>reeee

>>7324978
Show me your fucking porn blog
REEEEEEE

>thought I got herpes
>it's just a run of the mill fungal infection
Thank god.

>when you used to browse mtfg
>now you browse mascgen

>>7325888
I require the power of the male stoicism

And also it wouldent hurt to be fucked in the butt

>>7325519
It's a bdsm blog with pics of myself.

I'm not really comfortable sharing it here.

>>7325323
I don't think "owning" the word erases the homophobia of the word "fag". Like black people love using "nigga" but are they as okay with using "nigger"?

>>7326481
I feel like fag had already been desensitized.
Like fag hag or art fag or theatre fag.

Faggot might still be a bit offensive.

>>7326508
Yeah in certain contexts like faghag but I think the X-fag is just a 4chan thing because 4chan is full of edgy 14 year olds.

If someone's uncomfortable with me using a certain word irl it's no problem for me to avoid using it. Fag and faggot I just generally don't like to use though

>>7325165

P O L A N D

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May KITTER's reign be unending.

>>7327122
Look at that tiny thing. I hope you're making him thicc, anon.

>>7327154
I'm afraid kitter will never be truly THICC by /mascgen/'s standards. When I found that tiny thing I thought it was a boy, but it turns out I'm a retard and it's a girl (an anon called it, by the way, so props to him). So I'm afraid she'll never have the glorious test necessary to truly become cat-husbando mode.
We had her spayed a few weeks ago, and she's had all her vaccines and shit.

She's extremely active, even after the surgery, and she spends most of the day running around the neighborhood, sometimes with another group of street cats we're kinda taking care of (we already had one of them neutered, we plan on doing the same with the others.) She has a lot of exercise and is developing rapidly, she easily climbs trees and shit. So maybe she'll become a thicc pussy someday?

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>>7324663
Indeed

>>7326563
>X-fag is just a 4chan thing
I use it all the time irl.
I might just be autismo.

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>tfw bf squeezes my pecs and says they belong to him

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>>7327539
>tfw no bf with pecs to squeeze and say they belong to me

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>>7327572
>tfw he bullys my prostate

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>>7327634
>tfw no bf to bully my prostate
Stop I can only get so jelly

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>>7327634
>tfw you bully his prostate

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>>7327634
>tfw he hits that right spot

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Threadly reminder that masculinity can be understood as a culturally-flexible set of virtues — that is not mutually exclusive of feminine virtues — and that the pursuit of achieving masculine and/or feminine virtues is healthy as long as you're not trying to erase who you really are.
Also, gentle reminder that playing with kittens and being good with animals is /masc/

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>>7327688
>bully his prostate

>>7326007
I don't understand why not. You're anon here and I really wanna see those pictures of you and that twink. POV shots of thicc dicks impaling twinks is my thing atm. Help a brother out man. I am your neighbour!

>>7326563
I don't use the word fag. Not because it's homophobic, but because it's mainly used by edgy 14 year olds. However, I'll happily call things gay. Like if my friend isn't coming to the pub because he has to hang out with his gf I'll call him a gay lord and tell him to get a life.

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Thicc

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>>7328811
Indeed.

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>tfw scratching your back is becoming difficult

>>7329393
This is goddamn adorable

>>7330618
that will be you and your bf someday

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>>7330907
I'm not even that anon and I'm feeling all kinds of comfy after reading your post. Thanks, comfy-anon-senpai

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>>7330922
everyone should be comfy anon

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>>7330907
As much as I want this; this can never and will never be mine

>>7331054
defeatist anon is defeatist

>>7330907
true story, keep lifting.

>>7331106
There's never been a reason for me to believe otherwise

>>7331138
defeatist anon is still defeatist

>>7331140
That may be, I've already consigned myself to a life of loneliness.

>>7331189
Just as well. Nobody wants a quitter.

>>7331190
Nobody has ever wanted me.

>>7331208
Well, you sound whiny af so not surprising.

>>7331224
I'm rather silent about my life irl.

>>7331239
How do you expect people to want you if you're invisible?

>>7331253
When people learn about me they leave me.

>>7331308
Then improve yourself. If not for others, do it for yourself.

>>7331315
What anon said

>>7331315
I wouldn't know where to start. Or if anything will be enough to stop hating everything about myself

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>>7331371
cheer up anon!

just be yourself, and follow your dreams!

>>7331537
>cheer up anon!
I know I should. But it just hurts so goddamn much.

Part of me just feels like if I do meet someone, it'd be unfair for them to deal with my baggage

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>>7331371
Step 1: ask what you hate about yourself.
Step 2: from the many reasons for your self-hate, pick one or two which you deem particularly critical/urgent/important.
Step 3: Establish a plan to improve these points. This plan should, if possible, explicitly have achievable and objective milestones (get a job, go to college, move out, go to gym, eat healthy, go to a doctor, stop using drugsetc). You should focus on improving, even if slowly, and you must be perseverant.
Step 4: your milestones should start small. When you do reach one, celebrate. When you're feeling down, remind yourself of what you already accomplished.
Step 5: keep on living.

>>7331789
A lot of what I hate about myself can't be changed. But of what is changeable:
>Skelly af
>Crooked teeth, no dentist growing up
>Being a social and emotional cripple

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>>7326007

Oh, so other random people freely seeing you tied up and shit is okay, but random people from 4chan doing the same is not?

Post it bruh, we'll be nice. Probably.

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>>7331239

Then why aren't you silent about it over here? No1curr we're not your therapy group, go find one or do some soul searching if you actually want to improve; any little improvement you make is better than just wallowing in yours self-pity.

>>7331974
>>Skelly af
Solution: gym, food and sleep.

>>Crooked teeth, no dentist growing up
Solution: money and dentist, braces for a few years

>>Being a social and emotional cripple
Solution: get out and do shit, fail, try again until success.

>>7332052
But that all sounds haaaaaard

>>7329393
It's a great feel.
I really like how hard it is to take off a shirt post workout. lol

>>7331761
>it'd be unfair for them to deal with my baggage
Some people like dealing with baggage.
It's like buying a fixer-upper.

>>7333181
You can upcycle people!?

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>>7333260

Do you guys like bear city? I do. ;3

>>7333260
>upcycle
Not the term I would use, but sure.

>>7333272
The fuck is bear city?

>>7333279

Didn't mean to reply to you. It's a lgbt movie

>>7332052
The last one seems the most daunting
>>7333181
Guess I better start my quest to find the Bara Saint

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>>7333272

Are you going to post this in every thread?

You might like this then:
http://wherethebearsare.tv/

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Hey anons post men

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>>7333485
Post men while discussing of course. This isn't an /hm/ porn dump.

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>>7333503
Discussing what?

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Gym time

Then I might go and buy a plain white crew neck tee to wear tonight

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>>7333566
Make sure to wash it so it shrinks and doesn't smell like factory.

Looking though the Scruff global most woof'd list...I wonder what it feels like to be one of these people

Have any of you gotten with one of those seemingly regular guys that on instragram thousands of followers and gets 100 "woof" comments on every selfie? There is just a big circle of them. And they all follow each other.

>>7333636
>most woof'd
Hooked up with a guy on it.

Never used Scruff. But he seemed to imply pretty much every new profile gets on there for a little while at some point.

>rode bike from one end of the city to the other at 2pm
>wearing sleeveless shirt
>forgot sunscreen
>live in the southern hemisphere
My fucking arms, help

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>>7333703
Nothing for it now but aloe and tears.

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>>7333703

>>7333703
>southern hemisphere
New Zealand?

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>>7333485

Sure thing.

>>7332694

In case this is actually the anon who has been making a show of putting on a cry for help this whole thread, let me tell you something.
Right now, with all your bitching and your complaining? You do not deserve to achieve what you want, because you are not willing to work for it. You would rather moan about your problems instead fixing them while you are fully aware of the solutions. People say that it's a shitty meme and that it isn't true, but it is; dedication and confidence are the most attractive traits to most people. I understand it is hard to find the energy to set goals and work until you achieve them, even if they are just tiny ones, but believe me when I say that if you just start out by setting a small goal, DEDICATING to achieving it and then feeling accomplished from having achieved it, those small bits will eventually build up into strength that allows you to do harder things. Just like how feeling shit about yourself and being pessimistic is a self-sustaining cycle, feeling positive about yourself is as well; every little bit will help you feel better in the grand scheme. If you think about a task ahead of you as having to climb a mountain, instead of giving up, decide that you WILL climb that fucking mountain. Also understand that in social situations, if you go into it with the feeling that everyone thinks you're weird, you will give off those vibes that you're uncomfortable with them around and that will as a result make them feel awkward and weirded out, confirming your bias again.

I'm getting tired of seeing posts to the same effect again and again. I'm not sure if it's the same few people every time or if half the people who come here really are all super insecure, but it's starting to both annoy me and upset me because I recognize my old self in them and know that even though it doesn't feel that way, there IS a way out.

>get back from gym legs/glutes
>feel really horny
>start playing with my anus
>this feels good
>decide to sink one finger
>than two
>at four now
>wtf am I doin
>but it feels so good
>feels like an hours passed
>can fit my thumb in now
>nearly my whole fist
>start feeling scared
>force myself to stop cause dont wanna ruin my bp
>mfw no one to finger my hairy beefy bp

I have no face for this feel. Am I developing a fisting fetish?

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>>7333729
I wish

>>7334042

Are there hot guys in Argentina?
I feel like the mixture of Italian and Spanish and German would be intoxicating.

>>7334027
>Am I developing a fisting fetish?
Sounds like it.

>>7334055
I'm pretty sure there's something in the water down there that causes endemic bubble butt.

>>7334055
There are. Not sure what percent of the population (there's a lot of brown too) but Buenos Aires is full of hot guys.

>>7334074
I've been told I have a nice butt so who knows, maybe there is.

>>7334143
>I've been told I have a nice butt
Post it bb.

>>7334027
Good anon, don't ruin your bp. You need a good dicking.

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>>7334145
Man it's a complicated angle I suck at this

>>7334275
Yup. I kegeling like a mother fucker now to tighten back up haha.

>>7334312
Butt picture angles are hard.
Looks pretty nice to me though.

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>>7334042
eh wacho todo piola

>>7333733
That isn't the anon. Others have made a mountain out of a molehill. I said that I will probably never have a boyfriend, I never said this was a problem, others did by their own list of priorities. Having a boyfriend would be nice, but I see that, and positive social interaction, to be a luxury.

When I say nobody has ever wanted me I'm looking at a much larger picture. As a kid I bounced from foster home to foster home. I didn't have parents, much less friends. My interaction with others has been by in large negative.

In regards to my pessimism and self-loathing. My pessimism only extends to dealing with people; my life has necessitated wariness around them. What I hate most about me are the things I can't change. Always having a lingering feeling of abandonment. Feeling there's no place in the world. Being gay.

But I've found peace in my life. I have hobbies that I enjoy. I have a decentish job. I live a quiet and rather modest life.

>>7333636
I just counted all my woofs. I have 108 in 4 months. Is that most woof'd territory?

>>7334480
PALERMO
A
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>>7334055
>Are there hot guys in Argentina?
I went to Brazil for the World Cup in 2014. For the final (Argentina vs. Germany) something like 200,000 Argentinians flooded into Rio. We watched the game in the fan park which was like 95% Argentinians. Being surrounded by tens of thousands of macho, drunk, hairy, thicc men was excruciating. I can still remember the collective musk. The pungent smell of sweat, alcohol, and testosterone soaked urine running down the beach into the waves crashing on Copa Cabana beach.
>mfw only person who hit on me all holiday was 17 yo cute Brazilian twink who got his friend to ask me for my number because he was shy

>>7334619
>PALERMO
I wish lol

>>7334670
>cute Brazilian twink
You hit that?

>>7324856
slut

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>>7334670
> tfw foreign anon has more interesting experiences in my country than I have

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>>7334711
Nah I wasn't out :((
Funny thing is that when I did come out to my bros the first thing one of them said was "damn you could have banged that dude in Brazil". Then he apologised for cockblocking me indirectly because he thought that me being scared of coming out to them was their fault.

>>7334746
Yeah, Brazil was a pretty awesome trip.

>>7334824
maybe it's because you rank people like that

>>7334824
>tfw when had a date Tuesday
>tfw we talked about marriage of the first date
>tfw he's spent the two nights at my place, and is coming over again tonight

>>7334837
>"damn you could have banged that dude in Brazil". Then he apologised for cockblocking me
I like your friends. lol

Which one are you in the pic?

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>>7334868
sounds like you've found yourself your own psycho!

>>7334837
Good to know that you enjoyed your time in Brazil.
When I was a kid I went to Argentina for a week (Buenos Aires) and it was a very charming, very scenic place. So the sentiment is mutual, I did enjoy your country.

>>7334897
I'm not like 100% sure but I think that anon miiiight be from England

>>7334904
I also liked England so it's all fine either way
By the way, are there any mexican /mascgen/ers? I'll be in Jalisco next week

>>7334951
Forgot to add that I'll also be nearby Austin on the following weekend, visiting a family friend. Any texans?

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would you date a chubby marco rubi?

>>7328196
>>7326481
You guys sound like huge fags

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>>7335029
>marco rubi
Will he dispel the fiction of me not wanting my bp ravaged

>>7335029
Tfw ywn cook for him and be his twink bf

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>>7335083
>>7335080
>thinking he'd top

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>>7335089
>I didn't join Slaanesh to not get fucked

>>7334616
I don't know, are you in the most woof'd list?

Those people probably get thousands desu

>>7335072
Nice memeing, friend

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>>7335029
That kind of hard fat belly looks so weird for me. I like being able to hold onto my guys, even though I'm not into flabby/super fat guys. Just give me some softness around that area and I will molest your mancunt all night.

>>7336099
>>7336248
>tfw no weeb anon to rub my belly

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>>7336248
>>7336268
post tummies

>>7336294
well you have indeed a very hot body, and I would still hammer your prostate, but I was talking about guys with a slightly softer belly

do you have love-handles?

>>7336294
>was just about to post mine
>look like absolute garbage in comparison
>captcha calle stop

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>>7336322
boo ok

>>7336330
post it anyways! It can't be that bad!

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>>7336338
This is what happens when you get a desk job anons.

And yes I'm standing on my toilet.

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>>7336378
well, I usually like 'em with some more hair but it's still a great soft belly, anon.

would rub/10

>>7336378
also don't stand on your toilet. I know a woman who died because the lid broke and she fell and hit her head against the bathtub or the sink (I don't remember)

so pls don't die anon

>>7336409
Thanks.
I've been shaving since I was thirteen but I'm twenty two and still have nothing but the odd hair around my nipples.

>>7336417
Okay yes that sounds scary.

>>7336420
yeah I'm the same way. There's not much you can do it, sadly. I don't really care about it anymore, but it used to bother me a lot in the past.

it's funny because I've met some hairy guys who wish they were smooth. I guess the grass is always greener on the other side.

>>7336433
Yeah I'm mostly over it too.

So now you have to show me your belly, them's the rules.

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>>7336448
oh you don't want to see that. I'm a 6'1" 125 lbs skelly.

>>7336468
But baby! I love beans!

>>7336468
>>7336473
Get it?
Because you're a beanstalk.

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>tfw you'll never get him beargnant

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>>7336928
>tfw you try everytime and still no beargnancy

I cry everyteim

>>7336417
>>woman who died because the lid broke
>tfw still too small to break the toilet lid

Another night out ends the same. Drunk and alone. Life is a cruel joke.

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>>7337313
>>7336928
>you will never be breggers with your beardaddy at the same time

why liv

Need some input mascgen. My left nipple is super sensitive but my right one is virtually numb. What's wrong?

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>tfw you only manage 4 reps out of 5 on the 270lb bench

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nURY8SBhwCU

>>7337963
you have cancer sorry

>>7337975
>only 270lbs

ayyy lmao

>>7338150
I have no recollection of such event.

I still love you though

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>>7338405
All I see is a deleted post.

You've betrayed me, shattered my trust and broken my heart.

I didn't even get to save your pic

Sorry, but we're through. I'll find another bear worthy of carrying my babies

Why cant I get a bf who sounds like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cax4dvWdq1U
just listening to him makes me cream myself

so sweden is pretty much mascgen's worst nightmare

where do I move to have the biggest chance of finding a masc bf

post tiddies sluts

>>7338523
a third world country. Feminism isn't as strong in most of them, so there's no such thing as a battle against "toxic" masculinity. Manliness is still a desired and appreciated trait

>>7338439
Look for a guys that works as a radio announcer or as an ad narrator or something like that. They usually have nice voices

>>7338523
Norway. God I can't wait to move to Tromso and find a big, furry, hygge husbear to ski and camp under the aurora with.

>>7338698
so america? :~)
>>7338843
norway is low on homos from what I know though

>>7338852
top lol!

>>7338892
no but honestly america has a much greater masc to femfaggot ratio than sweden has, from experience

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>>7338905
anon, any country has a much greater masc to femfaggot ratio than sweden has

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>>7338941

>>7338941
An hero indeed

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>>7338941
I'm pretty sure South Korea is less masc than sweden

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>>7338626
Use a squat pad or towel.

It shouldn't be too bad until you get up to 3 plates.

>>7337923
>>7337313
>>7336928
Post more pregnant bears.

>tfw gaining back weight and looking pregnant

I'm not a bear so it's just gross too ;_;

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>>7339061

>>7339075
Names?

>>7339058
>4 plate
post boipussy please

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>>7339078
no idea
that pic has been around for years

>sitting on train
>really cute bear gets on and sits down next to me
>glance at his phone as he's sitting down
>grindr
>he closes the app quickly and starts reading emails or something
>my mind is racing. how do I get this total hottie to notice me?
>quickly get my phone out and get grindr up to try and find his profile. Think I find it but It's blank and just body shot so I'm not 100% sure.
>get to my stop
>stand up
>staring right at him hoping he'll look up from his phone
>doors open
>he finally looks up
>looks straight into my eyes
>I pussy out and look down and hurry off the train
He was soooooo gorgeous. I should have just thrown myself on the tracks. Why didn't I just start a conversation? Or at least be really brazen about being on grindr or something.

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>>7339403
Dude

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>>7339403

Next time just nod and grab your balls like you're readjusting while looking into his eyes.
Then the ball is in his court to follow you off the train.

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>>7339403
once in a lifetime opportunity and you wasted it

>>7339403
he was too good for you, let's be real honey

>>7339075
How exactly does one get a belly like this?
I kinda want to fatten my bf up, but I'd prefer him have a belly like this and not one like a saggy sack.

>>7339618

Let your boyfriend ejaculate inside you.
It takes about 9 months.

>>7339622
Serious answers please, but yes I want one like that too.

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>>7339618
It's mostly genetic, mate (sucks I know)

but there are foods and stuff that increase your visceral fat (which usually gives you that shape)

the thing is, visceral fat is the most unhealthy kind of fat.

>>7339650
my bf is capable of it
I'm not though, so time to kill myself I guess

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>>7339670
what do you mean by 'capable' ?

>>7339075
>>7339650
i got fucked by a guy who had this kind of belly
ama

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>>7339678
what's your favorite anime girl

>>7339670
So you are either low-test or female

>>7339678
Did it rub against you while you fugged?
Was he hairy? What did it feel like?

>>7339689
>Did it rub against you while you fugged?
Yeah, so much that it kinda got in the way lol

>Was he hairy?
more on chest than tummy

>What did it feel like?
big round and hard, not squishy

>>7339677
before he lost weight, his belly wasn't saggy at all

>>7339686
low test for sure

>>7339695
>big round and hard, not squishy

that's not from belly fat, it is from backed up stool.
these guys are normally on opiates which slows down intestinal contractions so they are massively constipated.
they never bottom because their asshole can only stretch to about the size that a pencil could fit in it.

>>7339707
hot desu

>>7339707
nice meme science

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where do bearbies come out from tho

assbabies sounds like a home&health show

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I don't get the deal with all these pregnant bears

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How is mascgen today?

>>7339856
pregnant

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>>7339859

Sorry for your loss.

>>7339856
Good. I have friends coming into town tonight so they're crashing at my place. I found out I have to work Sunday though, which is bullshit because I've been sitting around all week doing fuck-all

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>>7339856
pretty good aside from missing 1 rep and failing my bench pr

>>7339986

That bites. You will get it tho venny daddy. ;3c

>>7340017
>daddy
I'm not even in my 30s yet I can't be daddy

>>7339764
This. Stomaches like that are generally fat placement plus cirrhosis of the liver.

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>>7340041
being a daddy is a lifestyle not a matter of age

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>>7340041

I'm just playing. I call my twink bf daddy sometimes when he is giving me the business. ;3

>>7340099

Maki pls

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>>7339986
tfw no venny clone to be my bf

>>7339986
>Tfw venny benches now than you.
Fuck. Time to buckle down.

>>7340148
Don't dips hit lower chest more?
I like them, but they kind fuck with my shoulders.

>>7340139
>uses a avatar

Yeah....

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So, /mascgen/ do you have a fetish or an attraction that you're not really proud of?

I don't know why, but when I see a hot guy smoking I get all hngggg. I don't smoke because I know it's a retarded thing to do, but I've always had this fixation with smokers for some reason.

>>7340200
I like to feminize masc guys

>>7340212
This. Also masculinizing fem guys.

>>7340200
I get turned on by anime posters on 4chan.
The idea of dominating stupid virgin weebs especially if they're straight but desperate really turns me on.

>>7340200
I'm attracted to fat, hairy, old men with thick penises. I like muscle bears and bara dudes too but they're so out of my league that I've never had a chance to bang one. It's so bad now that I can't have cum from sex with guys my own age because I'm just not into it. I'm doomed to be >tfw no bf until I'm 35 when it becomes acceptable to marry an older daddy bear.

>>7340292
>>7340200
Also, I'm developing a bareback fetish. I don't think I'll ever act on it with my daddies, but it is slightly unnerving. I hope I don't become a bug chaser...

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>>7340142
Better get on it, friend.

>>7340099
Maki no.

>>7340135
Load up scruff you'll fine one.

>>7340078
Lewd.

>>7340067
I'm secretly a fem twink at heart.

>>7340342
>Better get on it, friend.
Just gotta turn my 1rm to a 5rm. Lol

In my defense you've still got like twenty pounds on me. I'll catch up this bulk though.

Just hit a new pr!
It'd feel better if it wasn't on curls. Lol

>>7340351
I need to cut to 12% so badly.

>>7340396
Yeah. It's nice to have a tight core. But those PRs on bulk though.

I guess all that really matters is that the bf is happy.

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>>7340418
He is.

I wish my gym was 24/7

>>7340474
Mirin.

Started dating a new qt. I'm not sure if he's just really supportive of my fitness goals, or if he's got a feeder fetish. either way it's working out great. Lol we'll see when it comes time to cut.

>>7340292
I know that feel. I'm attracted to some guys my age too but nothing gives me boners more than a stocky, hairy daddy in his 40s. It sucks because I'm too much of a pussy to hook up with one (then again I probably shouldn't) and I feel shame after masturbating to, say, my high school coach. Don't know about the cum issue because still virgin but whatever.

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>>7340474
So kawaii desu

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>>7340578
Dats cute.
I hope he still "spots you while he squats".

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>>7340515
>or if he's got a feeder fetish
As someone with the same fetish, you usually can tell if they are always in for you to eating a lot and if they get interested/horny when you tell them you are stuffed

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>tfw having an amazing chat with a dude on an IRC chat and they disconnect before you can get any of their contact info

reee

>>7340722
>fat people
Ew. Get out of here chaser.

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>>7340901
>he doesn't like a manly gut
back to femgen you go

>>7340956
>fem face
>beer gut
lmao how is this appealing

>>7340956
big hairy bellies are fine. spherical beer guts are not imo (in my opinion)

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>>7341036
how on earth is that a femface

if anything he just looks drunk/high

>>7341042
I personally prefer spherical guts but I respect your opinion

>>7341042
If it ain't a sphere, I ain'tt want it near (me).

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anyone on here? I can't sleep and I demand entertainment!

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>>7342059
Allow me!

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>>7342118
>being a slut
>complaining about being alone
Is he cute?

>>7342104
that boy saw he was on camera and tried to become famous. Good for him.

>>7342137
I was on tv once when I was a kid and I hugged the presenter, I should see if I can find the footage somewhere.

>>7342167
>tfw no boyfriend
>not even gay
Come here bb, I was just teasing.

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>>7342158
You should, anon.

I remember once some news channels went to my high school for some shit that had gone down (nothing serious in the end, though) and lots of my classmates appeared on tv.

That day I had stayed at home and was sleeping when it happened.

I lost my chance to shine.

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>>7342059
huh

>>7342224
that pic is all i want out of life.
a loving husband and a dog

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>>7342238
they're just a bit perfect though

>>7342254
I heard they do these "photo shoots" in model homes. They don't even own them.

>>7342264
yeah most of those are taken in studios

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>>7342158
I was briefly on tv. It was for the caucus and most of my co-workers noticed me. I never found the footage that clearly showed me (cause from this pic I dunno how they would), but in this we're by the window barely noticeable.

>>7342968
I think I can recognize you guys from the silhouettes.

The best 4chan on tv I've ever seen was the /k/ trip mcniggerator being interviewed when he was part of militia at Bundy ranch.

I can't find footage of him right now but I watched it at the time and it was surreal.

Feeling fat and gross.
If I post pics will mascgen tell me I'm pretty?

>get blown for 25 minutes by bara friend
>can't cum
what do

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>tfw no /fit/ bf who will take me to the gym with him and teach me how to lift and cuddle with all day
kill me lads

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> tfw visiting brother
> he's just come back from the gym and we're watching crossfit documentaries while laughing at the crossfitters
> mocking the female roiders
Such a nice, comfy feel

>>7343253
In order to acquire the /fit/ bf you must first BECOME the /fit/ bf.

>>7343247
I usually can't come from blow jobs either. I usually have to pull out and beat off into their mouth.
>>7343253
You say that now.
But I've been with a few dudes who wanted me to take them to the gym with me. Any they almost always quit when they realize it takes effort then go back to the cardio room.

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>>7343233

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>>7343297

>>7343297
beard/10 would get fucked by

>>7343297
>feeling fat and gross
>has a flat stomach
Are you a woman?

>>7343306
Thanks bb.
>>7343350
I'm sucking it in. lol

>>7343356
>I'm sucking it in. lol
post real tum

u have 5 seconds to explain why you aren't a communist even though it's the superior ideal that meshes beautifully with a /fit/ mindset

>>7343546
Post bod

>>7343546
>meshes beautifully with a /fit/
Naw. It would mesh beautifully if someone else did the lifting any you got a portion of his gains.

>>7343546
I'm too obsessive about collecting and owning things.

>>7343572
That isn't communism tho

>>7343593
You can still collect and own things, but in general you should probably work on your obsessive nature.

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>>7343546
I like my starbucks ok?

>>7343619
>That isn't communism
It is. All goods and services are produced for society as a whole not an individual.

Fitness is about self improvement not improving society as a whole. It's much closer, philosophically, to pull yourself up by the bootstraps capitalism.

>>7343297
>>7343300
>Ann thinks he's fat n gross

Gurl

>>7343744
Body dismorpia.

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>>7343757
>memes

>dating a new qt
>things start getting serious
>he tells me he wants me to make a sex tape with a fwb before we're official so it's "not cheating"

What should I do /masc/? On one hand it's super hot, on the other I don't want to fuck things up with the qt.

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>>7342158
>go on a BBC quiz show with some friends
>get an obvious sports question wrong
>get fucking #REKT on twitter
>closed the twitter tab
Never go on TV guys it sucks. Got a free trip to Glasgow out of it though.

>>7344002
>dating
>not cheating
I don't care if he's qt don't put up with shit anon.
Your special flower petal and you deserve the best, you deserve fancy feast.

>>7344019
>>go on a BBC quiz show with some friends
link?

>>7344002
If it's hot then do it man. But don't do it just because it's not cheating.

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>>7344046
BBC shows get removed off of iPlayer after 31 days. Doubt it's on youtube.

>>7344040
>I don't care if he's qt don't put up with shit anon.
It's hot as shit though.
If he wanted to make a vid with a friend I'd probably be upset, but he wants me to fuck another dude. I've sort of got an exhibitionist kink, and the thought of showing him the video is really hot.

>>7344056
Which one are you? The qt with the beard?

What was the question?

>>7344060
It sets a weird precedent for the relationship.
Sure that might go fine but then after you've been "serious" for a while he'll probably want to do it again, maybe he wants to make the tape this time.

It's up to you but it really doesn't seem like a good idea to kick off a relationship.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPULsyPtu2A


>This is someones son.

>>7344072
The one to the right of him. The question was about a famous Brazilian footballer and in what position did he play. I was dazzled by the stage lights and didn't think clearly.
>>7344088
Loads of guys in solid relationships are not 100% monogamous. Not saying it's great for everyone, but it won't destroy 100% of relationships.

>>7344002
Do it. You'll fuck things up with qt if you don't do it anyways lol

>>7344056
>panel of femfags
ok why is this here

>>7344111
You look like Tarintino, pretty cute though.

>>7343730
This is factually wrong. Fitness is about self improvement and improvement of communities. It's much closer to communism than the greedy and manipulative nature of capitalism.

>>7344122
:(
>>7344125
Thanks I guess. But my face in that 2 year old photo is made up of about 10 pixels.

>>7344136
Post current face bb.

>>7344125
>You look like Tarintino
LMAO BRUTAL

>>7343546
Because it doesn't work

>>7344156
(Neither does any system currently in existence)

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>>7344149
I said "pretty cute though", don't bully anon and especially don't make it look like I'm bullying him

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>>7344144

>>7344088
True. But I think I could deal with it as long as
>he wants to make the tape this time.
doesn't happen.


>>7344111
>The question was about a famous Brazilian footballer and in what position did he play.
I would have fucked it up too. I don't watch soccer.

>>7344115
This is probably true.

>>7344168
TARINTINO THO LMAOOOOO

>>7344170
Looking good, I like the beard although it's a little patchy and no Tarintino face.
Cute dog too.

>>7344171
That's what I mean I think if you do it, he'll expect it to be okay for him to do it later on and it'll turn into a fight if you say no.

>>7344129
No, if you were part of a teaching others or encouraging to them you could say it was about improving the community. Fitness is very much a self centric personal journey.
>greedy
Greed is a part of what it means to be human. If you want to build a functioning system you need one that takes greed into account and harnesses it for good.

If you want communism to work, you need to make humans without greed.

>>7344170
qt

>>7344168
dat damage control.

>>7344193
>excuses
capitalists, they never learn

>>7344162
Currently works pretty great. Shoes on my feet, food on my table, a roof over my head, computer to shit post from.

You can qq all you want about glorious communism, but Capitalism has proven to be a more effective economic system.

>>7344162
So why attempt Communism? Every attempt at establishing it has failed miserably. At least the failed capitalism/mixed economy we have in place today is far more equitable and serviceable than failed Communism.

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>>7344171
I was the anon who went to Brazil to watch football. Pretty embarrassing I fucked up a Brazilian football question.
>>7344187
Thanks. He's my qt pup. Beard is terrible though. First attempt growing one.

>>7344205
lol
I know i'm feeding a troll. But I'm bored at work.

Any your made up mental gymnastics are pretty entertaining.

>>7344213
Why bother doing anything? Why bother getting fit? Why bother eating better? Let's just stick with what we've got!

>>7344211
>It werks for me xDDD
ok

>>7344170
You look comfy

>>7344216
It's a good shape and your hair should grow more evenly once it has a few go rounds.

What's his breed?
I don't know much about dogs but my grandmother used to have a similar one with an all golden cute, I loved that dog growing up.

>>7344229
Because those have been proven to have better results. Saying communism can work is like saying perpetual energy doesn't fly in the face of thermodynamics

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>>7344106
>mfw will never be a fabulous as them

y liv

>>7344217
>I'm bored at work.
Typical capitalist.

>>7344216
>the anon who went to Brazil to watch football
Ouch.
A lot of people choke under pressure though.

>>7344229
>It werks for me xDDD
It works for everyone.

In communist countries starvation is a problem among the poor. In capitalist countries obesity is a problem among the poor.

It's not even a close contest.

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>>7344170
qt but you'd look better if the dog wasn't there because it is so fucking beatifulllll

>>7344264
>It works for everyone.
>it werks for me so it must werk for everyone!! XD
ugh

>>7344253
Proven, hypothetically, which is the same situation as communism. After all it's a change anyways.
Also, next time don't be so quick to tell everyone about how little you understand of ideologies and energy. :)

>>7344260
>Typical capitalist.
Exactly. We've managed to create such a surplus under capitalism, that I can produce more then enough to meet my needs, and fill my wants, and still shit post on 4chan.

Truly a beautiful system

>>7344279
>ugh
Lol That's the level of discourse and rebuttal or a typical communist.

I'm sure when you graduate and get a job, you'll come around. Or live in your parents basement and shit post about communism. lol

>>7344280
>shit post on 4chan
at least you're just pretending to be a pathetic capitalist on 4chan, much better than the other capitalist poster who is legit delusional