/mtfg/-transgirls general

>>7315218
>would you date a guy that weighs less than you
that would be a challenge, I guess I'd love to gain some weight with him
>is shorter than you
I-I like that, a lot.
>has a baby face?
not a fan of that tbdesu

>>7315218
i'd be cool w/ it if i was cool w/ u

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Canadian new trans I wanna chat with you.

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cnt is a cis troll until proven otherwise

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>>7315222
>"If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all"-edition
am i allowed to say sad things

>>7315266
yes

>>7315266
only if they are nice sad feels like drinking coffee in a raining day thinking of someone you loved.

>>7315266
not if it's about maeve

maeve is cute, you leave her alone, you sick freak

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>>7315269
ok
>tfw snickers isn't your wife
sad feels ;_;
>>7315272
hey it's actually raining out, i think we can make it work
>>7315275
she's pretty uggo, i've seen her in real life!!

http://www.redbubble.com/people/rrobynne/works/24070540-boibewbs-3-of-3?asc=u

I hope femgen likes my new store :^)

packers offense is looking good at least

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>>7315297
marry me then!

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ur all gay. im gonna buy make up. should i post results

>>7315297
>i've seen her in real life!!
jelly af

>>7315316
I'd recommend waiting until the storm passes

The bicalutamide on Inhouse and alldaychemist is both from the same manufacturer India. Can anyone vouch for it? It's sort of expensive...

Help me not be saaaad ;_;

carve pls

>>7315341
Carve what?

>>7315310
So you're not even on HRT and you're doling out advices to me on how to transition. Just shut the fuck up already. I'm sorry you're having a hard time obtaining HRT, I can empathize as I live in a country where you can't order online meds, but what gives you the fucking right to tell me how to transition when you aren't on HRT? You have none. Get that through your head. I don't give a fuck if you don't like me and want to hurt me with your words, you don't mean shit to me because you're a joke.
Shut the fuck up, you were only up there telling me to dye my hair, practice my voice and mannerism. How about you fucking stop looking like a socially inept creepy man before you dole out advices to me? Think about it for a second.
You have one picture of me that was from the beginning. Alas, not too much has changed but that is the nature of the game. But if you think I'm not doing everything I can on a daily basis, you're out of your fucking mind. I refuse to turn out to be failures like the many of you.
WEWWWWlawddy

Would it be possible to get this thread beyond the bump limit to confuse cunt?

>>7315345
me

>>7315351

So you're not even on HRT and you're doling out advices to me on how to transition. Just shut the fuck up already. I'm sorry you're having a hard time obtaining HRT, I can empathize as I live in a country where you can't order online meds, but what gives you the fucking right to tell me how to transition when you aren't on HRT? You have none. Get that through your head. I don't give a fuck if you don't like me and want to hurt me with your words, you don't mean shit to me because you're a joke.
Shut the fuck up, you were only up there telling me to dye my hair, practice my voice and mannerism. How about you fucking stop looking like a socially inept creepy man before you dole out advices to me? Think about it for a second.
You have one picture of me that was from the beginning. Alas, not too much has changed but that is the nature of the game. But if you think I'm not doing everything I can on a daily basis, you're out of your fucking mind. I refuse to turn out to be failures like the many of you.


>Not at all
Not without
>Muh potentials

>>7315350
NO
DON'T BRING THAT SHIT HERE
WE MOVED AWAY TO BE FREE FOR A WHILE

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scoot

>SURVEY
WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER:
Cisfemale girlfriend/wife OR transfemale girlfriend/wife
and why?

I'm trying to decide if I should leave my transgf and get a cisgf or not

lots of meaningless posts...

>>7315356
<3

>>7315356
you're so fucking hot

>>7315353
I thought you stopped cutting?

white hot

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>>7315365
hi valq
>>7315366
knot this again

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>>7315354
>>7315350

>>7315350
why would migrate and bring that thing with you
do you think the conversation is going to go anywhere?

>>7315361
exclaimed squeak; master of imageboards, purveyor of quality posts

>>7315361
Yeah it's been that way for ages now. At least the anime spam has calmed down

>>7315372
I now scratch.

>>7315372
I did!!!!

>brushing teeth
>gums on one side hurt for some reason
>just ignore it, keep brushing
>spit out toothpaste
>huge amount of blood in it
>look inside my mouth
>blood everywhere, looks like someone's punched me in the mouth
welp, time to book a check-up with the dentist

>>7315400
blood when brushing your teeth is normal
it helps the fluoride get into the bloodstream

you know, I was feeling pretty sad tonight. but after a meh meal and the drama explosion i'm in a much better place.

>>7315350
DAMAGE CONTROL

>>7315360
cis every time

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>>7315414
>DAMAGE

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should i do porn

what do dads want for christmas
inb4 killing me
come on help im serious..

>>7315421
Unless it's a that 70's show spoof, I wouldn't do it

>tfw food is the only thing I enjoy anymore

>>7315360
a cis girl will always see you as a guy unless you have srs and really pass. a tranny will at least see you as a tranny I guess.

>>7315421
better than prostitution

>>7315426
expensive alcohol

>>7315360
>>SURVEY
>WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER:
>Cisfemale girlfriend/wife OR transfemale girlfriend/wife
>and why?
Whichever one I get along better with.
>I'm trying to decide if I should leave my transgf and get a cisgf or not
You deserve neither.

>>7315426
power tools. seriously

hey can i get a guide for shaping my eyebrows with tweezers? preferably toward transgender people?

it was just a prank

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>>7315421
Sure, go for it.

It's the eventual destination of all passing transpeople, so why not get a head start?

>>7315426
The present my dad liked best of literally every gifts ive given him was fucking towels. Nice, soft bath towels.

No joke.

>>7315426
a trannygirl son

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should i do pron?

>>7315447
for the man who has everything

>>7315430
Most trannies see me as a man because I don't pass as well as them

>>7315433
i dont support my stepdad killing himself enough for that idk
>>7315437
eeeffff that. my dad works construction and he gets power tools every year. he can buy them himself bc im getting him something else this time
>>7315447
not bad not bad..
>>7315449
aaaayyyy lmao

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should i do porn

>>7315387
Ok good
>>7315387
I only do it after showering to get off dead skin

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should i eat corn

>>7315450
don't you already?
just charge the million chasers you have on skype, bang, a decent sallary.

>>7315452
if they're gonna expect man things out of you one way or another you might as well go for cis.

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Come watch toh kay with me at the regent

>>7315456
>i dont support my stepdad killing himself enough for that idk
what did she mean by this

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And so it was that CNT called Sass an autist, a Chris Chan wannabe and a hon who cannot walk in high heels

A dark cloud of grief fell upon Sass as she listened. She filled both hands with dust from off the ground, and poured it over her head, disfiguring her comely face, and letting the refuse settle over her shirt so fair and new. She flung herself down all huge and hugely at full length, and tore her hair with her hands, as she screamed with all her rage

-To think I would meet defeat at your hands...Why has Olympus cursed me so, to let me rise to glory in this way only to be torn to pieces by this hero who can see the truth where no one can, and uses language as deftly as though it was one of Apollo's own arrows piercing an armor wrought by Hephaestus himself!

A single tear fell from her eye as it dawned on on her that defeated this way, Sass would be unable to shitpost anymore and would prefer a life of hiding in the shadows than confronting such a mighty adversary.

>Tfw

>>7315458
should i do porn?

>>7315426
I bought my dad a comic book

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>>7315462
No I dont..

>>7315472
oughta get him assigned male and educate him on his privilege
>>7315309
*marries u*

>>7315450
should
>>7315458
i
>>7315471
do
>>7315472
a comic book

>>7315472
Just because or he's into that?
if the latter, how old is he? are you interested in a new mommy probably your age?
We can do tons of cool stuff together!

>>7315466
he drinks enough already
>>7315472
thats kinda cool..i need to imagine im his friend maybe??? idk.. my dad thinks reading is gay tho so...

>>7315468
lol
+1
>>7315481
should i do graphic novels

>>7315487
Dads like sports right? Find him a niceish framed photo of one of his favorite players doing something badass

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this is nice thread

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>>7315468
If we're being honest here, I don't think either of us believe you deserve such a dramatic downfall.

I like to imagine that one day you'll simply stop posting and fade quietly into obscurity, where you belong.

what should I give my dad for Christmas?

It's much better.

>>7315493
the previous one would had been okay if everyone had shut their mouths/fingers.

>>7315421
no

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>>7315458
i cant stop chuckling at crucified elmo

>>7315497
Towels...

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>>7315465
COME WATCH TOH KAY WITH ME
>>7315497
a dildo

STOP COPYING ME

>>7315497
I don't wanna be mean or anything but based on your posts I'd say you want to gift him your body
:^)

or towels

Did anyone figure out who the person was that committed suicide?

>>7315497
a framed photograph of you making a heart-shape with your hands and smiling

that's what i'd want

>>7315444
You're getting pretty bored without basic huh?

>>7315510
why would my dad need a dildo?
>>7315515
w-wha?
that's lewd

Some like nice quality meat from an old school butcher might be a good gift?

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>>7315523
happy holidays

>>7315524
:^]
>>7315525
>tfw my dad has a dildo in his sock drawer
its genetic
>>7315528
what do you get a dad who wont accept you being a tranny?

>>7315534
Idk towels

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>>7315524
Meh, it's slim pickings lately. Everyone I like to pick on in particular hasn't been around much lately.

I've been throwing a lot of jabs at some of the newer trips without avatarfagging, trying to feel them out a bit, but it's just not the same.

man that update took forever
what did I miss?

>>7315550
i died
>>7315538
sars towels?

>>7315506
This is an moldy oldie...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday........ "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

>tfw ur transgender

: (

Now that the other thread is dead will ze come here?

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>>7315557
ARRRHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEHARRRR.
i actually read the whole thing

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>>7315530
i already have this snickpic, but it's a good one

>>7315555
No like regular towels. They're functional and everyone uses them so they're pretty safe gifts. And if they're like expensive and soft? Instant good gift.

>>7315559
It's okay
it's the no-fighting edition
they have no power here

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>>7315530
the heat stopped working and it's 20 degrees in the house, save me with snuggles

>>7315573
but what if i'd rather give him the gift of losing a child by changing my number so not even my cohorting mother can reach me?
:^\

>>7315570
A nun gets in a cab and after going a few blocks, notices the handsome, young driver staring at her through the mirror. She asks if there's a problem or if he needs something and the cabbie says, "I have a question but don't want to shock you." Sister replies, "Young man, when you've been a nun in a New York parish as long as I have, few things if any, shock or offend you. Ask your question." The driver says he has alway fantasized about kissing a nun and would she allow him to. After thinking a minute the nun says, "Under two conditions: You must be single and a Catholic." After he swears he is both, she tells him to pull over on the first empty street he sees and when he does, the nun gives him a deep, passionate kiss that would make a hooker blush. They drive off and noticing the driver crying, she asks him what's wrong. He says, "I'm so ashamed of myself for lying to a nun! I'm married and Jewish." After a minute of silence, the answer from the back seat is, "My name is Jake and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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>>7315576
snuggs are my specialty

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I WANT A MOMMY GF RIGHT NOWWWWWW

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>>7315580
ehhhehehehehehehehheeee
more pls

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>>7315582
I knew I could count on you!

>>7315570
But that thing away

>>7315579
Idk. Probably still towels.

Is he abusive or anything? He may just need some time to come around on the trans thing.

>>7315583
Hi

>>7315579
You could have the message embroidered into the towel.

>>7315583
cyms

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>>7315591
you're really cute be my mommy
>>7315594
FINNA

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Help /lgbt/ I have coldsores and can't leave my room because people will see my grotesque fucking face.

Oh wait, that's business as usual lol.

>>7315558
UwU

>>7315592
>lose my number
>>7315589
wut
>>7315590
like, (i love you son, and i want you to be happy, but i cant ever see you as a woman)
to be fair, i haven't heard from him since last christmas

>>7315606
im both horny and sad.
like
my body is electric
but my tears are gushing

>>7315607
>11/2016
>still have to put up with the lose my number meme

>>7315613
but,

its to my dad
>not that he ever calls
>nor does my mom after my voice started improving
LOSE MY NUMBER FAYE

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>>7315613
>tfw mommy doesn't love you

>>7315607
Yeah that's really rough, but it's probably better to be the bigger person? Kill them with kindness and all that. Accept them until they accept you.

today an old guy came up to me on campus and asked me where a building was that doesn't exist
now I feel bad I didn't him to a place that could help him :(
I hope it worked out

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There's thunder and lightning outside, and my house's metal roof sounds like more thunder too, and now the power's out and I'm really freaking out. What do /mtfg/?

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>tfw no precum soaked penis to rub and suck

>>7315631
is it warm atleast?

>>7315621
I THINK youre missing the bigger picture
we dont talk,
they dont answer my calls
just proof of life texts every month or 2 from my mom
>towels
i think professional photos where the photographer hugboxes & photoshops me.
make me look like a fucking bimbo
"love, your son"
>>7315634
soon?
>>7315631
look up

>>7315631
cuddle your bf and let him keep you safe

korra is a dumb slut

>>7315637
not soon enough i want it now ):

>>7315631
save battery in case of an emergency

>take lewd pictures of myself
>turned myself on
AGP it is then.

>>7315613
Who are you? You seem smart and sassy

>>7315612
I don't know who you are but your tears and vulnerability have moved me beyond words

olive is a dumb ugly slut

>>7315628
but, was he hot?

>>7315645
Faye is a young transitioner that started posting recently. She seems really well centered so people like her. She's like 19.

>>7315637
Mm then towels are a bad idea. You probably need something more personal. Imagine if they got a wonderful gift that made them feel sentimental and heartsick over you.

>>7315649
>She's like 19.
times 2.

>>7315635
Nope, but the AC just got fixed today too, so I'm used to it
>>7315637
That made it worse! It's like I'm staring at it
>>7315642
I have enough battery packs to make it through a weekend.

>>7315656
Don't be mean with new trips. She posted her age the other day, I remember it being like 19 or something around that.

>>7315655
>Imagine if they got a wonderful gift that made them feel sentimental and heartsick over you.
like a towel with your image printed on it.

>>7315657
I'm cold, can you send the warm here?

>>7315660
i don't get this meme

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we should update this to include the age everyone started/how long they've been on hormones
for documentation and research purposes

>>7315655
my heart?
like
literally
or
maybe a pigs heart
and call it mine
>>7315657
be brave
>>7315645
suzy is my moms name

>>7315661
it could be the silhuette of your gt

>>7315660
OK, so only times 1.8.

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>>7315668
if we are gonna be making changes use this pic pls

20
6 months

>>7315668
howbout
no

>>7315665
>>7315675
A newfag was completely open for some nice sensible lulz and you have to explain everyone the joke. What does it feel to dislike any kind of joy?

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>>7315668
Can I get the more recent pic added in instead x.x

I think it is expedient that we visit seedier places for Edie.

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>>7315649
Kek

>>7315678
your pic should be updated, the ones you've posted recently are nice IMO

>>7315668
jesus christ.

>>7315664
I can't spare any. I've caterpillared myself in blankets as it is
>>7315670
Aye, capt'n!

>>7315668
sheen's definitely needs to be updated
..although I'm still not sure if that whole situation is real or not

>>7315687
not archive digging
i'm p-ok with everyone assuming i'm horrendous.

i mean, i'm terrible at angles and lighting
so
i just kinda assume all my 'bad' pics are how i actually look
b/c
theyre not forced

tragedies will happen under our greediest president.

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Pls update my pic thx

>>7315684
you look like my cousin
she's mean

>>7315698
I liked those ones you posted with your gf(?) recently, I thought you looked really nice

>>7315695
it's fake
sheen capitalizes her "I"s, that poster used lowercase ones

disobedient 4chan posters caused a ruckus in the last thread.

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>>7315702

>>7315707
but I want to believe :(

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>>7315668
I'm back baby
21 at 1 year 2 months

>>7315702
mommy

i like it when faye posts her boobs i like boobs

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>>7315721
>1 year 2 months
I really need to step up my game.

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>>7315702
M-Mommy..

>>7315702
i hate you for your band size
a few inches goes a looong way for tiddies
btw:
how long did it take your nips to stop leaking, if ever
>>7315705
but shes not a trip?
why did you think those were nice?
i was dumpy & had smeared eyeliner

>>7315726
lrn2angles&lighting

>haven't used kitchen since I got back
>wanted to make some food
>the whole place is a fucking mess, dirty dishes everywhere, nobody washed the dishes before putting them back in the cupboard
>one of these fuckers stole my eggs and other food out of the fridge
I don't understand how these people function, they're incapable of taking care of the apartment and I'm forced to be their fucking mom and clean up everything because I don't want to live in a fucking pigsty
>>7315702
l-lewd
>>7315634
;_;

>>7315721
You look great

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>>7315733
I don't think it's just that. Some anon will be here shortly to tell you how ugly I am, don't worry.

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>>7315721

What percentage of you gents are submissive cocksluts?

>>7315730
idk jeez I'm not archive digging either, I just remember thinking it
sorry I don't have good answers for you valq

>>7315743
I'm the first thing

>>7315739
You're cute really, it's just a few bitter people after you. You'll be there sooner than you think.

>>7315734
>nobody washed the dishes before putting them back in the cupboard
WHAT?

>>7315648
Shut up

>>7315747
You're a gentleman?

>>7315668
>>7315721
Wait I mean I started hrt like the day after I turned 20

>>7315755
I-I'm the second thing

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>>7315677
hugg snicks

>>7315743
my feminine nature drives me to love sucking dick and be very submissive

Is a band size of 30 inches good

hi its lauren

Can someone explain what is a nu male

>>7315739
cnt's been quiet for a while now

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>>7315739
m i d
tier

>>7315765
buzzword that basically means liberal

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Oh the army called me today, getting a full evaluation in January to go back in

I'm gonna be a sgt again and it feels weird

>>7315744
thank you kind anon

i dont really like myself or my appearance

but thank you nonetheless ;-}

>>7315758
yay

>>7315771
why do you ignore people
grats

>>7315771
it's gonna be fun, for people hearing anecdotes later on. if the army is iffy with women, I don't know how bad it will be for trannies...

>>7315771
don't do that
why do you want to be trumps gun

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>>7315764
hi
>>7315774
^^

>>7315703
I used to be an angry/spiteful person but I think I'm much better these days.

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>>7315778
Uhm there's too much and I'm in target with a bad connection

>>7315670
What a beautiful name ;)

>>7315649
She seems to be a lucky girl.

How about you? Who are you?

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>>7315767
>tfw some dog tries to degrade you
>>7315766
I don't care bout cnt, they're a twat I've filtered long ago. It's hard to feel impacted by someone who's only ever spewed hate at other people here.
>>7315748
Aww, thank you.

>>7315749
there were several plates in there that still had bits of food on them. someone put back one of the measuring cups with food still in it
Everything in the wash rack was grimy and disgusting
I just wanted to microwave a potato not this shit

>>7315762
yes...

>>7315788
u are always in a store why do you shop so much

>>7315790
thats how that girl someday chokes to death

>>7315771
That is weird. Why do so many transwomen have military history? I guess they have some goodass healthcare but it's kind of intense work to go along with the stress you already have isn't it? Dumbass australian here, the army isn't quite as big a thing where I live so pls forgive ignorance.

>>7315788
youre a basic white bitch
80% of your posts are from inside target
i'm just curious about lowering prolactin & when things stopped being swole & full o milk]
>>7315791
:^P

>>7315791
I'm a nobody. Literally, my pronouns are nobody/whothefuck.

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>>7315792
funny
i seem to recall you begging to be the dog

>>7315804
Uhm a month
>>7315799
I have nothing better to do desu

>>7315792
grace are you a lesbian?

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>>7315810
No, I prefer men.

>>7315794
puke.jpg
who does that? why?

>>7315802
repression makes people do manly things, like killing arabs.

>>7315771
I think reupping for you is a mistake.

>>7315812
men are gross

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>>7315817
Don't date gross men then. Date not-gross men.

>>7315822
gross men are hot tho

>>7315802
When your life has no meaning military service is a good way to waste a few years of it and in theory come out with decent money, some friends, and some education. Also when you're repressing there's few things as masculine as the military, so there's the hope that all the guns n muscles "fixes" them.

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>>7315817
>men are gross
lauren why

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>>7315823
I like men that take care of themselves. Though, the smell of sweat can be nice.

>>7315827
old sweat stinks...

>>7315771
>all those poor lusty majors
pls use protection

>>7315782
It's going to be fucking retarded
>>7315802
We have the best healthcare in the states for transwomen outside of a few liberal states
>>7315814
It's not reupping, I was never out in on temporary medical leave that lasted three years

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>>7315827
>>7315831
>tfw no sweaty bf

>>7315833
why are you doing this

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>>7315827
>tfw no long haired bf

>>7315839
>long hair
who wants a bf that looks like a gf?

>>7315833
>It's going to be fucking retarded
in a good or bad way?
what are you expecting to happen?

>>7315798
>>7315798
what about 36" shoulders, 34" bust, 28" waist and 37" hips?

i've only been on hrt for a few months and i can't shake the feeling that my shoulders look horribly wide in the mirror

>>7315836
I hate myself rn and I want to work again, if it fails and the take away the retirement and kick me out for being trans because of trump I can just anhero, it might get my gf to Mary me

>>7315842
there was this really hot guy at the psych ward with long hair

>>7315847
why not work doing literally anything else

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>>7315831
>old sweat
There's your problem
You need fresh from workout sweat
Lick him clean~
>>7315839
I don't have a hair length preference as long as he takes care of it.

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>>7315842
me cause manliness in the CURRENT YEAR is silly

>>7315839
tfw long haired bf and it just gets in the way when cuddling

>>7315843
I'm expecting massive discrimination, possibly some sexual abuse, having to be twice as good as I was to still be crapped on, no promotions, people trying to bend army policy to fuck with me because it sounds ok to do it

Basically everything that gays and women have to put up with at the same time, with bathrooms and rooms thrown in.

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>>7315853

I don't understand why you wouldn't want a strong man to pin you down and fill your ass with his fertile seed

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I can't believe I even have to make this post, anon is playing silly buggers

>>7315458
stop stealing my identity please

>>7315859
why do you do this to yourself

>>7315857
seriously, why go through that?

>>7315849
I'm mentally broken and pretty abused, if you give me a 70k a year job guaranteed I'll rock it, I could never land one like that right now

>>7315845
nice...
Don't worry, go have fun.

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>>7315858
that sounds pretty agp to me

>>7315864
It'd look good in my biography

>>7315857
>>7315866

just get a normal job
you might get paid less but you aren't shooting people because trump told someone to tell you

why would you do this

i have no sympathy for anything you face in the military, this is entirely of your own volition

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gm mtfg
how are you
im so hungry
but im not going to be having anything until 11pm tonight
hey can u kill me maybe

>>7315868
is sex with men AGP?

>>7315866
I was there a couple decades ago. Still failed. $180k/year to nothing... Treat your PTSD now and be done with the military.

>>7315870
remember to live twitt it in case you don't get to write it.
are you ready for the screaming matches?

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>less then 48 hours left

>>7315845
36" circumference isn't wide.
I have the same waist and hip
Measurement as you and my shoulders are 42"

Fuck, your hips are wider than your shoulders

>>7315877
Y no eat?

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>>7315859
Me too Shannon

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>>7315868
No, AGP is when I-
No, not gonna post that.

>>7315891
huh?

>>7315857
Sounds like a terrible idea.
On the other hand, military women may be more accepting and treat you as their own.
Btw, I've found, in my manly man work experience;
Just be a sweetheart and more often than not, it'll be a 90/10 split on Ppl being nice&accepting/assholes.
Typically, if you make enough close friends, they'll stick up for you when you're not around.

....
I've legit seen some cocky 19 y/o fuckboy get a broken collar bone from mouthing off about me with my guy friends sitting nearby.
Oddly enough (they were vets) & threw him against a wall hard enough, it broke, & since there was like 5 of us, we all swore up and down he just fell.

Take it from me, of all Ppl.
You make more friends than enemies in manfields like that.
Esp if you practice your voice every day & youre a generally straight-shooting sweetheart.
Don't hold anything back.

If you do go through with all this, I want your Skype just in case.

>>7315891
pls post it

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Do you wanna discover your true ethical values?

http://moralmachine.mit.edu/

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>>7315894
>>7315896

Nothing I'm not AGP.

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I was scared to watch this True Life (I know I'm scum) because the description said one of the guys had a testosterone deficiency
and I was scared he was gonna be super andro and make me jelly

but nope

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>>7315888
i havent hda anything since yesterday and im staying in the city to get away from family and only going back when i have to
and i dont have any money to get anything
actually i might have a few dollars in my account

>>7315899
>tfw D deficiency

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Stop being boring, /mtfg/.
Stop it.

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>>7315861

>>7315899
i listened to a podcast last night about male puberty
they talked about stuff like your body getting FLOODED by testosterone
it made me sad ;_;

is there a difference between being AGP and being a transbian?

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i love alcohol and i love drinking it

>>7315903
We could be disobedient.

>>7315903
we could try to get cnt back.

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>>7315907
>>7315899

>>7315895
I've been injured in the military, I've been around women in the military, they exalt white straight men with lots of muscles and shit on and try to destroy everyone else.

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should i post bobs

>>7315913
what's wrong?

>>7315905
Come on sheen, if you wanna claim your identity over a silly joke post, why don't you go take a good picture and give us a smile? Drop the I'm a man thing? Come on, you don't need to give people more bait.

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>>7315898
>>7315891
>>7315894
>>7315896
something like this if i remember right~

>>7315916
Yes post bobs pls

>>7315916
bobcuts are cute

>>7315914
So why expose your already damaged mind to that environment?

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Endo in 31 days

first Endo visit ever and he's supposed to be very trans friendly, can't come soon enough ;-;

>>7315908
yes, definitely

agps will just about always be transbian/bi, but not the other way around

but most women cis or trans are agp anyway, soo :P

>>7315910
jelly

>>7315916
sure I'll join in, check out my bob

>>7315880
The worst that happens is they medically discharge me for ptsd again, with a new security clearance

>>7315916
it would be expedient.

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>>7315917
gatekeeper is going to shoot me down, I know it

>>7315924
I'm more or less sure that much worse could happen. If anything that's a good scenario.

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>>7315908
I don't understand transbians.
Men
>Bigger than you
>Strong
>Confident
>Assertive
>Dominant
>Self Sufficient
>Protective
>Takes care of you
>Holds you
>Carries you
>Big spoon
>Adores you
>Feels guilt when cheating
>Loves your trannycore hobbies
>Thinks you’re the most beautiful woman in the world

Women
>Smaller than you
>Weak
>Insecure
>Uncertain
>Submissive
>Dependent on you
>Will never even consider trying to protect you
>Demands you take care of her
>Wont hold you, demands you hold her
>Can’t carry you
>Won’t be big spoon
>Adores herself
>Feels no guilt when cheating
>Criticizes your trannycore hobbies
>Thinks she’s the most beautiful woman in the world

>>7315911
I dunno, disobedience isn't subby or feminine so I think Ill pass

>>7315912
Kaylas been gone, that guy never called her back lol.
CNT is awful though you should filter them.

>>7315910
Hey me too wanna drink alcohol together if you buy it for me?

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ok
if i remember
ill post bobs a year from today
to the date
remind me

>>7315914
think what you want
you'll be surprised tho
in my experience,
they'll see you as a guy with more logic than a woman.
but, you'll also essentially be a woman to them
its a fucked up fuckery
yes, you've lost a majority of your privilege
please fucking believe me when i say making guy friends will be oodles easier than you think.

it'll be rough and emotionally painful, for sure. i've already been there and been put in my place as a woman.
but wtf do you expect.

dude, im fucking serious here. if you pull that trigger and don't have a service tranny comrade to lean on
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF the FSM, HIT ME UP

>>7315923
quid just go to the store and buy some its not that hard come on

>>7315933
>CNT is awful though you should filter them.
If you have the extremely basic self control of not answering to obvious bait then you can leave her on and enjoy the wackiness.

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>>7315919
Yeah that was AGP. At least it's over.

>>7315933
what happened to kayla?

>>7315928
positive thoughts!

>>7315934
what r u drinking i gotchu

>>7315924
And it will be that much harder to treat. PTSD sucks, and from multiple events sucks even worse.
>tfw likely permanently broken due to it.

>>7315937
it is raining, bike broke and I haven't bothered fixing it, only place to get hard liquor besides a bar is the convenience store half a mile away, and pizza shop is still open for quite a while longer :(

maybe if it stops raining before midnight

>>7315933
girls are cute and nice men are gross and smell

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>>7315941
so tsundere

11 pills down the hatch, and 4 under the tongue.

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>>7315933
I want a man!

>>7315940
This is pretty much my mindset towards her.
>>7315948
A-am I cute??

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>>7315933
>tells mtfg to stop being boring
>posts the same stale copypasta for the hundredth time
Oh Moap, you silly thing.

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>tfw nobody to fluff my hair
>>7315950
It's not tsundere as much as it is disinterest

>>7315944
I'm scared, I just keep shaking

>>7315956
uwu

>>7315947
damn thats rough ;-;

will pray 4 u

>>7315933
who has your obedience?

>>7315956
I still don't get why people keep answering her.

>>7315960
*HUGS*

>>7315960
hugg gelgel

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>>7315958
well that's no fun
ah well back to my other toys