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Lesbian General (/clg/): eating edition

Let's talk about our pussy eating technique and how to find pussy to eat.
If you're a pillow princess, defend yourself

Hints: Ignore 2d posters - 90% of the time they are not the good gay.
Group think kills the degenerate non lesbian.

Filters for peace: http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE

Discord: http://pastebin.com/P644WESi

Recent Happenings:
>thanksgiving
>a lesbian steals a mans girlfriend on /fit/ we have a good chuckle
>anon kills her d&d character girlfriend, she weeps. Some empathize some laugh at her
>rumblings of an international NYC lesgen meet up begin
>anon's mom might be a lesbian
>anon dates crappy girlfriend but won't leave her, S tries to help

Last one is >>7300426
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I just saw an owl outside my kitchen window.

Scared the poop out of me.
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Why can't i fucking get off
I just want to masturbate and have an orgasm instead of touching myself for an hour with no result.

I think I'll be able to have some sex in a month or so but that's far away I want to orgasm NOW
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>>7314908
Go read some sick doujins.
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>>7314910
Link me up senpai; I don't really watch porn or read porn; I've read some crappy e-lit once or twice and that's it
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>>7314920
How about this one
https://exhentai.org/g/924735/0cba6da370/

Faggots will like it at least.
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>>7314967
I just get a picture of a panda sitting looking down at the grass
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>>7314882
>Group think kills the degenerate non lesbian.
Every time I see this, I wonder whether it is supposed to be funny or not.
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>>7315019
Hahaha you serious nigga you don't know how to get past the sadpanda hahaha.
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>>7315031
I just said I don't read hentai senpai
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>>7314882
What is

pussy
pillow princess
2d posters
Group think
d&d
S

Thanks
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>>7315105
What a pleb, most of the stuff I wanted to show you is exclusive on sadpanda. Well whatever, at least take a look at this saga
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/859643/24013e4fbf/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/864964/563fbbf21e/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/883224/813c49309a/
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>>7315030
It's satire and truth.

>>7314882
Good work, buddy.
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>>7314882
Part 1/2
>>Let's talk about our pussy eating technique and how to find pussy to eat.
I feel like I should hold a class on how to do this.
>>Four-play is important but this just normal what I do in bed:
>>Start from kissing her or kissing her neck and work your way down to her shoulders to her chest area
>>Lift up shirt, grope her breasts, move her bra or take it off in bed ect
>>Kiss/nip/tease and tease her breasts in small circles with your tounge
>>Run your fingers down her sides with your nails gently and lightly while doing all of this and move them down as your following these steps as well
>>Move down so you can start kissing her stomach and work your way down to the start of her panties
>>Nip and tease at them for a little and slide her legs up and open
>>Start lightly nipping and licking at her inner thigh area and running your nails down her legs, maybe be a little rough here and there-- kiss her legs as well
>>Remove panties and spread her legs
>>Get her legs comfortable, maybe put a pillow under her butt for support
>>Go ahead and start in
>>My gf personally likes when I go in slow circles clockwise
>>you'll find what your gf likes through practice and studying her reactions
>>For example: My gf sometimes holds my hair tightly but loose enough to let me move, and guides my head and moves me around a little, giving her a little bit of a dom feeling and I synchronizing my tounge movements where she wants me to focus on
>>Listening to your partner is important too
>>When she gets close, start nipping/sucking lightly at her clit
>>it's a nice little rougher surprise
>>Start to speed up and then slow down
>>I personally love doing this since my gf feels like I'm taking back that "dom" feeling I mentioned and it puts her back into feeling like a helpless sub in suspense
>>She'll be upset you're teasing her but honestly you're helping build for a stronger one and also a ripple effect feeling
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>>7315141
Can you show me what to do to get around it then?
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>>7315318
Sure.
www.google.com
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>>7315317
Part 2/2

>>Do it for a little and then finally let her have it
>As she cums, grip down on her legs or sides a bit to be rough, and quickly suck down on her clit fast as she's cumming
>>Give her a couple wide licks afterwards to help clean her up

>>If you're a pillow princess, defend yourself
They're so boring and dating one is a drag.
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>>7315317
interesting advice.

This straight man is going to try it =P

I personally LOVE eating pussy.
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>>7315216
Why undermine a policy you're recommending?
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>>7315031
>making fun of someone for not having memorized how to access hentai
>believing that knowing how to do so gives you the upper hand
No bby no
It's like if a furry makes fun of you for not knowing the obvious mainstream website for purchasing sexy fursuits. No one wins that conversation, least of all the person who knows more.
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>>7315343
>>7315317
C-can I have a guide to fingering? I want to makeout and touch her until she orgasms but my mouth/face is going to be pressed up against hers, so obviously I can't eat the box
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>>7315393
It's more like attending a panel at a furry convention and not knowing what a husky is.

Really though, I would make fun of you too for not just googling it.
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>>7315317
Idk why descriptions like this always gross me out. There's something so voyeuristic and weirdly clinical about this kind of writing that is immediately off putting. I guess it just reads more to me like a straight guy pretending to be a lesbian than an actual lesbian writing, not that that's necessarily the case.
Anyone else? No?
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sent email, nyanon
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>>7315467
>you will never fuck an anime girl
WHY FUCKING LIVE WHEN 3D GIRLS AREN'T AS ATTRACTIVE
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>>7315370
As long as you conform to the pure ideals and expectations, we as a group will prosper over the 2d posting nongay.
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Thanksgiving night I hooked up with a girl and had tied her up in my bed when I went to make sure the doors and stuff were locked. I had been really sick the couple days before and thought I was feeling better but my head hurt and I was really tired so I took a minute to set down in the chair and send my friend a text to let her know we got home safely but fell asleep.

It was literally like 25 minutes before the girl's shouting woke me up and I came in and untied her. I apologized profusely but she wasn't having it, she got to the door and was putting her shoes on when I finally convinced her to just spend the night and snuggle.
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>>7315546
>keep on posting 2D, we'll survive the oppressive facade of my regime together
Aiite sis.
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>>7315584
I don't understand, someone hates 2D so much, and comes to a LGBT subforum on an anime imageboard to tell anime posters to stop posting anime. Just go to reddit, man.
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>tfw no lesbians around
>saw one girl from last semester a few months ago while going to see friends
>she invited me to a study session that night but I had to decline
>tfw forgot her name
>she was definitely hitting on me
>know where she lives at uni but have no excuse to show up at her dorm
I never asked for this
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Why are JP girls so cute?
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>>7315595
Groupthink has nothing but negative connotations so I read that part of the OP as tongue-in-cheek. She probably thinks openly "condemning" 2D contributes to the quality of the thread somehow.

The posters who genuinely whine about 2D are just idiots who came to the site through containment boards. Understanding them will only bring despair.
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>>7315650
I saw this girl somewhere, recently, and I can't remember where fugggg.
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>>7315658
Carol from tomo-chan wa onna no ko, it's a het gag manga. If you strap your goggles on tight there's some subtext, but I wouldn't read it for that (this image is an edit). Or perhaps you read another Yanagida work recently.
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>>7315700
I don't remember. Maybe I saw that gif on /a/
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>>7315709
Quite possibly. /a/ seems to love tomo-chan, especially for reaction images.
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>>7315650
>>7315595
>>7315584
>4chan began as /b/ and /a/ so all boards must have that trash in it
Look here. The ones who have ruined every lesgen are the 2d posters (males). It's the reason I created the seperate on of cis lesgen, to remove the males and their anime posting. I have never been wrong.
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>>7315723
Yes ma'am, we understand completely. Down with 2D (wink wink).
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>>7315723
>>4chan began as /b/ and /a/
But that's wrong? You want to, somehow, control what is posted into the thread yet you're fucking retarded. This is why reddit exists, though, so people can hide/report/delete things they don't like.
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>>7315740
>posts hetshit of all things
Why are guys so groce?

>>7315742
It's not about control, its about a general being a general. This is cis lesbian general. Not men who want to talk and pretend to be lesbians general. You seem to forget that.
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>>7315753
>hetshit, bawww
Pictured: your goggles.
I suggest an upgrade ASAP.
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>>7315753
My, someone can magically see through anonymity here! Though maybe you're better off to /r/actuallesbians where no one posts anime yet everyone is totallyalesbian, I'm pretty sure you would love it.
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Women are incapable of love, only of being loved and later dying inside for and becoming the slave of their children, so all "lesbian romance" consists in two self-aggrandizing narcissistic monsters sublimating their respective pre-maternal wills to self-aggrandize into creepy pathological complexes.

Because women don't feel any real, active longing or passion for the other person, only a frustrated desire to be worshiped and validated themselves, they are reduced to gratifying a stunted drive to be fawned over by men. And because authentic love is fueled by male fetishising, a semiotic process which they lack, women are forced to scavenge signs from the surrounding culture (its sclerotic depictions of love, romance, etc.) and lash them together factitiously to create a crude mockery of "love." This very imperfectly gratifies their sublimated desire to be fawned over and considered special - instead of being the centre of a given man's life, they are now "central" to the public gaze through attention whoring over what a big alternative interesting dyke they are.

The vast majority of lesbian relationships are total frauds, because of this, and collapse quickly. If you took a sample of ten thousand self-avowed lesbian relationships, probably about nine thousand never even existed to begin with and were just some alt-bi girls playing make-believe. Of the remaining thousand, about nine hundred would be somewhat lasting, but still fall apart miserably and never approximate a real relationship. Of the remaining hundred, ninety will be two irreparably broken girls who happen to be irreparably broken in stable or mutually stabilising ways, so they can maintain their fake romance, in a life without love or fulfillment of any of their base feminine drives, reasonably indefinitely.
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I saw my gf today. It was awesome!
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>>7315789
The remaining ten are the extremely rare, almost nonexistent few couples where one of the girls is an actual lesbian. Due to some kind of hormonal fuckery or perfect storm of brain wonkiness, she actually has the same craving that men have for women, and is theoretically somewhat capable of real love for women. But: 1) she was raised in a female culture, as a woman, which atrophies her agency and capacity for semiotic generation, and 2) she is virtually guaranteed never to find another actual lesbian.

There are maybe four genuine dykes on the entire North American landmass. Two just committed suicide as I was typing this, one is a mental patient and virgin at 29, and the other is going to have her heart broken by a rolelplaying straight girl she met on OKCupid tomorrow morning.
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>>7315467
my inbox remains empty
am i being punished for being a dork or somethin
i apologize in advance for having you send so many emails
i'll type out my addresses again anyway in case anyone else feels like shootin me a message
[email protected]
[email protected]
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>>7315781
Make your own goddamn 2d thread pls.

>>7315779
Just kill yourself. We both know you're never going to have a girlfriend.
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>>7315816
d/a, but did you check your spam folder?
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>>7315819
Haha, no. Why would I selfishly kill a thread when a new one is not needed? Not like you would understand this concept as you rush to create new generals as soon as this reaches the bump limit even if it remains on page fucking 1.
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>>7315819
>Just kill yourself. We both know you're never going to have a girlfriend.
Ooooh, going for the low blows.
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>>7315821
feeling really dumb now
just checked, and i only got messages on one account, and sure enough it was in spam
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>>7315844
Happy to help, and don't feel too bad -- most people have experienced a spam filter gotcha at some point.
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Guys my gf has marks all over her and now isn't answering her texts? Should i call the cops?
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To the anon that said she plays League on any server, what is your NA summoner name so I can add you.
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I like girls theyre cute
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>>7315577
Fucking lmao
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>>7315954
wew, that's a strong ca filter
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>>7315830
I haven't made a thread since Tuesday. And my policy is page 6 at the very least.
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>>7315954
Miria

Tell me the first and last letter of your sm so that I will know which one is you
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I want to kiss a girl by the end of the year. Maybe it will happen.
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>>7316097
>only 33 days left
Yeah no.
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>>7316108
>>only 33 days left
>Yeah no.
Maybe if u kiss me anon-chan..
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>>7316113
But I'm saving my first kiss for someone special not some desperate slutwhore on /lgbt/.
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>>7316124
i'll make it worth your while
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>>7316141
Nothing is worth your wiles
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>>7316141
Nah, I doubt I could fall in love with you in 33 days, especially if you're not qt.
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>>7316149
Just curious because what you are saying is probably speaking more truth than I can ever be optimistic about, but what kind of girl are you into?
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>>7316077
Just sent you a friend request.

>Tell me the first and last letter of your sm so that I will know which one is you
It's Skippy, m8.

Head up, I have exams this week and next week, so I won't be on much until I'm done with them.
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>>7316153
>but what kind of girl are you into?
I don't know, it's hard to tell when 2D has brainwashed your brain, but if it's an useful reference I would totally rape this creature.
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>>7316163
>Head up, I have exams this week and next week, so I won't be on much until I'm done with them.

same here
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>>7316124
Man, I love that kind of hat. We used to have one on our boat when I was a kid and I loved wearing it.
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>somebody finally talked to me since I joined the gym this summer
>it's a lady telling me not to lift so much cause I'm tearing my muscles
>don't correct her and thank her
>tfw no gf
I thought I could meet someone hot at the gym.
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>>7314908
Want a tip, anon?
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>>7316362

different anon, same problem. genuinely yes.
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>>7316366
Be a degenerate

>>7316278
The gym isn't for meeting people, weirdo, so don't worry about it
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>>7315317
>start nipping/sucking lightly at her clit
YIKES. Don't nip the clit! :x
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Someone told me they read lesgen today. You should know you're a total babe.
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>>7315401
Second this. How the hell do you make fingering not feel like a boney hotdog scartching inside? Also can you tell my ex's?
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>>7315401
Please. My mouth game is great but my finger game is lacking.
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>>7316594
>>7316601
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>>7316469
You encountered someone outside the internet that comes here? That's fucking rare, buddy.
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>>7316594
>>7316601
Isn't blue board supposed to be SFW?

Does this mean I can post trans post op pictures?
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>>7316934
Sure, hon. Show us that hot neo vayayay.
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>>7316971
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Why aren't you buying yourself one of these for Christmas?
>http://spankbang.com/6p5y/video/emily+bloom+double+orgasm
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>>7317339
because vibrators desensitize you.
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>>7317339
>having sex with a machine
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>>7317369
dikes do this because they hate men, but want to be fucked senseless. so they use machines / tools. dikes without toys are generally unhappy lol.
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I saw this on tumblr...the white one isn't that pretty but gosh; fat people are really gross.
I bet her pussy smells bad

http://chohakkaifan.tumblr.com/post/152932966573/this-election-may-be-hell-and-try-me-to-my-fullest
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I want to die. I don't know how I will get through my internship.

I've never been very good at schoolwork, and having to do a shit ton of assignments without any textbooks or teachers I can ask for help is so hard. I can't even bring myself to start and then feel like total shit for it, especially when everyone else is making it sound so easy, and it's just me suffering and having a hard time.
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>>7316362
Yes
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I'm gonna repost this since I made the news this thread

>>7311400 #
>the rules are different if you are playing the s&m game, if you tell her she has to do something, uhhh sh
I know, and that's why I still don't get why she wasn't doing what I told her to do. The things I ask of her are generally very simple or easy.
>months
I mean...we wouldn't even be together at that point...
>>7311475 #
This is the most reasonable thing, I know. I guess I'm hoping that things will return to some permutation of the way they started out; and I know she has a tendency to self-sabotage so I attribute a number of things to that and then let it go.
>>7311483 #
I love her yeah. I *think* she loves me; she's said that she does before, and she was the one to say it first actually. I'm aware that doesn't mean she actually feels the same now though.
I'm a pretty hot/cold person; so when I'm passionate about something I tend not to let up. Obviously this is great in work or school, but with relationships it is a bit different, I know and maybe in these scenarios it's a weakness.
That said, I'm too terribly stupid at the moment to let her go, even if it would be best for me.
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>>7317469
What is your internship and major anon? Have you had trouble before? Or is this a recent thing? How's your time management?
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>>7317469
Good luck anon. Remember that the most incompetent people are the ones who are unquestioningly confident in their own ability, so you're at least on the right track to being good at whatever it is you're doing.
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>>7317469
Babe, you need to chill for sec.

>assignments without any textbooks or teachers I can ask for help is so hard.
You don't need textbooks, you have the internet at your disposal.

>I can't even bring myself to start and then feel like total shit for it
My greatest motivation for studying is pure competitiveness. I want to get the highest grades on exams/classes; it's the only way I can validate my narcissistic tendency to be better than others. You need to find some sort of motivation, like fear of failing then having to pay more money to repeat the course and waste another semester. Fuck that. That should be enough for you to get your shit started.

>everyone else is making it sound so easy
Fuck them. Don't worry about what your other classmates think of it. It doesn't matter if it's hard or easy, just get the job done.
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>>7314666
If you're gonna go sugar mommy on me again, I'd certainly come for you.
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>>7317464
My ex gf was 300lbs AMA
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>>7318022
>tfw had a reputation of being a chub chaser in Highschool because my crush was chubby and another qt friend of mine was overweight
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>>7318022
how did you even find her clit?
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>>7318040
>qt
>overweight
Pick one
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>>7318040
>tfw not even a chubby chaser

>>7318062
It wasn't hard, it was exactly where it was supposed to be.
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>>7318077
B-But she had a really beautiful face and was an all-around great person.

>>7318108
I'm not a chubby chaser either, I'm simply able to find beauty in different kinds of bodies. Overall I'd say I still like skinny bodies the best though.
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>>7318108
but fat girls have these fat puffy vaginas. I feel like you would get lost before finding anything.
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>tfw born into a Muslim family so I got circumcised as a baby

and yeah female circumcision is a thing too if anyone auto kneejerks I'm a filthy male or something. How fucked am I /lesgen/? Also is tribbing a real thing? If it is that means I would have that taken away from me too and that means another reason to commit familicide teehee <hart
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>>7317485
I'm an IT intern. My internship is supposed to last 2 years, and I also have a long list of assignments I have to do while I'm working here.

I guess I've always been a little slow at getting started on things, and I need a little extra help understanding what exactly I'm supposed to do and how to do it, but it wasn't that much of a problem until after high school. I used to be like this >>7317524

Now I'm depressed and unmotivated and I feel so stupid and useless for not being able to do what's expected of me.
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>>7318119
I'm the same way, then. I never found he morbid obesity "beautiful" though, I just liked her.

>>7318144
It's seriously not rocket surgery. The anatomy is the same, there's just a bit more "puff." You spread it as usual and everything's right there.
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>>7317339
I don't really like these absurd fuckmachine thingies but Emily Bloom is gorgeous.
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>>7318159
So what changed between you both? Why do you guys have problems?
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>>7318147
Tribbing is real and it's amazing.
I don't really know what female circumcision entails. Do you still have your clitoris? If not that's pretty fucked up.
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>>7318550

I had to Google search pics of vaginas just to answer this. I have my clitoris but I don't have uhm, the labia minora.

Am I not going to be able to enjoy sex as much?
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>>7318639
No, pleasure is like 90% about the clit.
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>>7317344
It's seriously fine if yoi don't use them as your main thing.
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Usually i hate normies but..

Good morning normies. Do your best! Get good marks in class, advance your position at work, I w-want you to succeed okay.
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>>7318847
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>>7318847
Most of us 'normies' here wouldnt be called so on any other metric. Remember that.
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>>7318639
>I have my clitoris

close call, that's where 8000 nerve endings are

circumcision is the first thing I'd bring up if I was trying to explain to aliens just how fucking stupid and horrible the human race is
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>>7318147
I want to hug you...

Where are you from where fucked up shit like that is allowed to happen? I know not all Muslim countries are this shitty.
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>>7315326
>>7315031
Autism.
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>>7319108
y chromosome please leave
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>>7316187
Oooo who this?
>no armpit hair
That hurts anon
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>>7319129
Autism.
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>>7319133
Lesgen is very easily triggered by pithair
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>>7319129
>>7319147
lesgen hate / fear men, which is why they hate trannies more than gays.
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>>7319187
That's fine, but the 'hairy lesbian' stereotype has been around since the dawn of time. You're gonna have to get used to the fact that some dykes are into some body hair.
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>>7319189
Unless its on men, because penis phobia.
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>>7319253
Yeah, but that's fair. Men's bodies are disgusting
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>>7319270
Men aren't really there to be LOOKED at though, they are there to be FELT rocking your body.

Women are delicate and pretty

MEN are hard, strong, and fatherly.

Sadly, you probably think men are out to hurt women.
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>>7319308
>fatherly
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>>7318147
Muslim lesbians are like the most precious exotic lay. Even if you've been mutilated i'm sure there's still fun to be had. Also in some western countries you can sue and fuck over your family for female circumcising you. If you're estranged already look into it.
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I'm going to have some decadent ladyhomosex tonight girls.
>just wanted to make autists jelly
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>>7319308
Doesn't really matter, I don't wanna fuck 'em and it pretty much ends there.
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>>7319327
Joke's on you, I'm gonna eat pizza and watch the new Gilmore Girls with my sister.
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>>7317464
This is all of our futures. I bet she started put a thin qt but LESBIANISM DOES THIS.
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>>7319342
My future is that I'm gonna be a rad old dyke with a sweet record collection and a dog.
I won't be fat, but I will have a motorcycle.
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>>7319336
>eat pizza
>gilmore girls
>sister
We all now where you're going, anon. Remember that a fling with your sister isn't considered incest around here.
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>>7319328
>I'm scared to have them fuck me

fixed.
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>>7319368
I mean, yes, I would be.
Don't know what a lesbian is?
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>>7319374
Stop feeding it.
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>>7319352
I'm not going to Incesttown Anon.
Also she's not even into girls, much less into her little sister. I mean I would guess.
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>>7319385
I'm sorry, I'm day drinking.
Forgive me my trespasses.

As an unrelated/related topic; how many of you animation weebs watch this show? I'm really fucking fighting it, but one of my autist friends started showing me Steven Universe and I'm having conflicted feelings. On the one hand, I wanna love a show that's gay as FUCK, but it's so intentionally subtle with its message that it kind of comes around and becomes heavy handed again. I wanna praise it for not taking any time at all to explain shit, though; I mean that literally. It's amazing to just kind of jump into their nightmare world and hit the ground running.
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>>7319374
A woman, with apprehension or FEAR towards men, or, whom was molested by a girl and experienced arousal during it, thus leading to the idea that "I got aroused, therefore lesbian".

>>7319408
Dike would love it, female power fantasy n all.

>>7319385
Lol.
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>>7319423
Gonna use you as a springboard for my attention whoring; I do really like the whole 'girl power' thing. I was born in 92, so a lot of my early 'likes' from pop culture were really 'girl power' like the Spice Girls or the Powerpuff Girls or Sailor Moon or whatever, but as much as I wanna hate this show on principle, I think it's actually doing a good job of nailing authentic feeling girl power rather than just a marketing ploy.
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>>7319408
I gave it a try, but couldn't get into it. People keep harassing me to watch it so I assume it will happen eventually. It's not like there was anything I particularly disliked about it, I just had no urge to watch more.
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>>7319408
I watched five episodes or so but it didn't really caught my interest.
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>>7319446
>>7319441
Like I stopped watching cartoons around 5th grade or so, so I'm not sick of this kind of animation yet.
I know there's a lot of similar shit out right now, though, kinda
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/lesgen/ my gf has cuts all over her body and Last night i boticed a fresh one. I don't know how to stop her from doing it. Her parents are that typical asian type and i think they're the ones driving her to do it. What should i do? She's so lovley to me i don't want her hurting herself.
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>>7319471
I've never watched a lot of Western cartoons, but I thought that's exactly why I couldn't get into it.

>>7319487
Therapy? I have no experience with self harm but I figure a professional could help her more than you could.
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>>7319494
I don't know how i can convince her to try it. I think she's embarassed to see one because i brought it up and she said she wouldn't see one.
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>>7319432
lmao, meanwhile these shows made men feel like useless shits half the time.

Anyways, The problem is the "gender wars" bs... it shouldn't be men VS women, it should be men AND women VS the world.
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>>7319502
Well does she admit that cutting is a problem? Because no matter how embarrassing if I have a medical condition that hurts me, I'll go to a doctor.
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>>7319508
But that's what I like about Steven Universe. (At least what I've seen.)
When I was growing up, all the girl power stuff was very much in the 'Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them' vibe. It didn't empower me as a girl and made me feel kinda weird, because I was friends with strictly boys. (Had a twin brother; made me into a tiny power dyke) It was worse than simply not ringing true.

I'm trying not to internally yell SJW SJW, but Steven Universe kinda has the queer woman thing going on in an authentic way and it's kinda pulling me in.
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>>7319408
I-I'm on episode two.
There being so many episodes scares me, as I'm terrible at regularly watching shows and often bored if I don't do anything besides it.
Nevertheless I'm trying to plow my way through it.
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Let's be serious, how cute is Tracer?
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>>7319536
Eh, just having it on mainstream TV is fucked, when women take mens roles, and men take womans roles....

...it trains boys to be fags and women to be bulldykes.

Regardless if you LIKE that, you must note that brainwashing people like that is troubling.
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>>7319590
Much less cute than Mercy.
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>>7319590
>my waifu is finally posted on lesgen
Great taste you've got there
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>>7319636
I like Mercy too but Tracers English makes me hotter than Zieglers German.
There's basically no fanart of them together, feels bad sis.

>>7319656
Widowmaker got some serious domme vibe going on. I like it.
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>>7319672
>There's basically no fanart of them together
Are you sure about that?
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>>7319699
Well there's not enough.
I have an extreme thirst.
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>>7319656
Widowmaker is also a fashionista
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>>7319699
This is so cute. Anyone know what the Korean says?
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>>7319590
I want d-va to fart in my face.
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>>7314882
Don't you girls just love being domestically abused by your GF?

its easier to find with a GF than BF, statistically
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>>7319531
Not really. We havn't talked about it too much.
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>>7319776
No you need to work in the fact that there's statistically fewer gfs than bfs. So it's easier to find a bf to abuse you but if you compare a random gf and a random bf it's more likely the gf is abusive.
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>>7319789
What exactly do you all mean by "abusive"?
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>>7319789
But why MORE likely though? I mean, one would think there would be unity and all that.... why isn't there LESS per capita? Same with molestations, really... plenty of girls get molested, fingered, abused, and hurt as little girls, BY other girls.

>>7319778
Cutting is very unhealthy and feeds other masochistic ideas, like accepting abusers and having low self worth. Just talk about it.
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>>7319789
You should know better than to respond to anyone jumping into the thread and bringing up that """study""". They're just looking for (You)'s.
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>>7319810
beatings, sexual assault, ect
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>>7319487
>Her parents are that typical asian type

I feel bad saying this, but man, fuck the stereotypical asian parents.
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>>7319877
Why the fuck would parents TELL HER to do it? Shes doing it herself... Shes accountable for it.
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Getting my Greek gf back, yay or nay? Should I bother if I'm being ghosted?
>pic related, negitoro helps
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>>7319898
I don't think she meant they're actually telling her gf to do it, but asian parents can get really controlling, and sometimes even abusive.

I really understand how that anon feels. My gf has been through something similar, and it just breaks my heart. She didn't self harm though, thank god.
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when girls tell you that a song reminds you of them do you feel flattered?

I want to tell the girl I like that there's a song that makes me think of her but I don't wanna be creepy

(we're involved by the way)
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>>7319877
I'll be honest i can't understand how that relationship dynamic can ever be healthy but as a white girl i don't feel like i have a place in judging it.

My gf says it's just how it is but just how it is can't be good if it leaves marks on her pretty skin.
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>>7319933
my point is, its still on her if she cuts....
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>>7320079
Well an obese person is stuck at home but still gains weight because her family feeds her. Is she still at fault? Maybe so but imo at somepoint it's the nonmemtally ill people around her at fault for letting it happen.
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>>7320058
>as a white girl
Your white guilt is showing bitch.
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>>7320107
What am i supposed to do? 'Hey your parents are asians and act like asians why don't you act white instead?'
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>>7320048
That's definitely flattering yes.
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>>7320165
>i'm a man posting in lesgen
Opinnion discarded.
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I took a shower with a really sexy 36 year old woman yesterday but I was too big of a nerd to get laid.

She touched my butt and boobs and we made out a bit and I licked nipple. She complimented me on my muscles which was nice though.
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>>7320213
That's really hot. My gf mentioned having a shower together the other day but it was bust in the end.

Take a bath with her next time. It's so fun to give a reach around in the tub.
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>>7320213
That's pretty hot. I always liked shower stuff. With my ex we used to use the showerhead together. So good.
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>>7320189
Right, because a man cannot possibly right

Thats right, fulfill the stereotype. Make others dislike you, FEED THE HATE TOWARDS THE LEGBUTT!!!!

In all seriousness, this is why people end up despising all of you, you are far more segregating and judging than christians are.

Christians will at least love you for the whole you, but disprove PARTS of you...you disprove entire people because "oh hes got a dick, hitler also had a dick, HES HITLER"
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>>7319487
Self-harm is a coping mechanism, the only solution is therapy to get to the real problem. When I've been off my meds, I've self-harmed pretty bad, sometimes physical pain is the only way to deal with things.
>>7319349
>>7319342
Nah
Being fat is gross. The girl I'm dating wants to get chubby and I don't know how to tell her no
>>7319408
Yeah. Another lesbian got me into it. I think it's fun and I enjoy it
>>7319502
Does she have health insurance that covers mental health? Just get the information and find a therapist+schedule and appointment with her. Just hold her hand and do it.
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>>7320231
>man is angry he doesn't fit in in lesbian general
Look at yourself.
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>>7319592
You sound incredibly retarded
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>>7320226
That's really hot. I've never showered with a girl in a shower with a detachable head.

My current shower is actually pretty lame i wish i had a tub.
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>>7320213
Where did you meet her?
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>>7320233
>physical pain is the only way
Nope. It actually causes more masochism, invites more abuse, lowers your self worth, and makes yourself tolerate worse conditions.

You need to REFUSE to do it, and do healthy shit.

>tell her no
just.. ..fucking tell her no, and you dont like it? christ, girls are so anti-confrontational. Grow a pai-... ...actually even if your a dike, please dont.

>>7320247
Notevenmad

I also DGAF if I fit
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>>7320260
>>7320258
>>7320219
>>7320213
I want to shower or bath with someone but I feel like it'd be awkward and we'd never get clean+plus I would be too horny the whole time
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>>7320247
>>7320249
Stop responding, it'll only encourage him. Just hide his posts.
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>>7320258
It's tons of fun! In the bath tub too.

>>7320272
It's not about getting clean. It's about getting dirty.
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>>7320268
>You need to REFUSE to do it, and do healthy shit.
>I dont understand trauma or mental illness
Okay, got it.

I'm not just telling her no because I aim to be a supportive waifu, and I don't think I should be trying to control what she does with her body. That being said; when she starting to exceed "curvy"
and getting into an area I don't like I'm going to be less attracted to her so it'll be obvious anyhow. I like tall razor thin model types and that's how she looked when I met her
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>>7320219
That is a pretty good idea, if she will even invite me back. She is the richest person I know and her shower was really cool but her bathtub is massive.

>>7320226
I've never had a special shower head, are they really that good?

>>7320260
Okcupid.

>>7320272
I stood there awkwardly for most of it. I just got wet and she shampooed my hair. I smelled fantastic though, it's some bomb ass shampoo.
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>>7320272
Yeah showers and baths with other people arn't about getting fully clean. Otherwise you'd have to stop at some point and wash your butt hole lol.

Usually showering with someone is something i do after or before sex. Where you're only cleaning up a little bit and will take a proper shower next time.

I'll be honest when i bathe with another girl i can barely keep my fingers away from her if she's infront of me. Idk what it is but that 'she's wet because of me' feeling is even bigger when you can feel the difference between the water and her juices.

Also make sure you have body wash or soap or something. Washing boobs is pretty much a must every time.

I wouldn't have sex in the tub or shower though. It's just foreplay because it's so cramped and gets so dry.
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>>7320308
Oh god having my hair sexually shampooed is like the hottest thing. If only she ever had the right shampoo at hers ;.;.
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>>7320308
>I've never had a special shower head, are they really that good?
Well back when I lived at home we had this super strong showerhead with a 'massage' feature. Let's just say there were proper queues in the morning sometimes.
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>>7320273
Yeah, stop responding to me, you CANT prove a man wrong. Beleive the girl who wants to run from the problem. FEMINISM! strong and independent, until challenged right?
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>>7320325
>having my hair sexually shampooed
I didn't know how much I wanted this until now.
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>>7320348
This is lesgen.
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>>7320353
I can produce my own shampoo =o
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>>7320363
I said stop responding ,doofus.
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>>7320367
Uh i've never been so turned off by the idea of placing a girls wetness somewhere than my hair.
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>>7320367
I can't decide if that's kinda hot or kinda ew.
Last time I absent mindedly went through my hair with my fingers and got it all slimey. Eh.
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>>7320325
It was a bit weird, I mean on the surface I was pretty self-concious, I don't take great care of my hair but after the first lather, rinse and repeat I wasn't as worried and it felt very nice.

My hair still feels super nice today.

>>7320346
I have such low water pressure I don't think it will work out well.
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>come to this thread expecting clothed lesbians kissing
>nothing

wow, what am i supposed to finger to now
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>>7320390
God that reminds me of my ex who would constantly put her fingers through my hair after sex. I kept getting mad at her for sliming up my hair on a no wash day but she kept just laughing at me.

I CAN'T HAVE NICE HAIR AND VAGINA SLIME IN IT AT THE SAME TIME JEN.
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>>7320396
Does this count?

>>7320411
...please please be called Marie.
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>>7320396
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>>7320434
I can be for you baby.
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>>7320528
Aw, for a moment I thought you were my ex because I'm called Jennifer and I did that. Oh well.
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>>7320219
Before me and my gf were in a proper relationship, she told me about the masturbation fantasies she had about me. They frequently involved us being lewd in her bathtub, since she often masturbated in there.
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>>7320566
I don't blame her.
Also your gf masturbating to you before she becomes your gf is super cute.
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What does /Cis Lesgen/ think of milfs?
Anybody ever been with one before?
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>>7320625
I wish.
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>>7320396
dont, i havent had sex in so long the frustration is building up near limitation levels

talking to this girl online recently, being really flirty then she suddenly just went ice cold.

y tho?
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>>7320660
I'm one of those girls. I get tired of people easily so the novelty of talking to someone new wears off very fast, usually. I love flirting with girls though, but it doesn't last long before I'm looking for another girl to flirt with. I'm pretty slutty in that regard.
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>>7320544
Jen you are literally the worst. I don't wash my hair every day! I know you like how it looks and it's silky smoothness. Do you think I don't notice you rubbing your face into it all the time? Do you think you can achieve that if i washed my hair every day? No! You know I ain't just preaching no poo.

Listen I know that after i push that cute pink button with my tongue enough you're gonna be sleepy and wanna cuddle. I do too babe! But hands no higher than the nips girl! I have lots of parts I'd looove you to touch. This booty is off the wall why can't your hands stay there babe? Please just leave my hair alone.

I know you tell me 'this isn't the hand i used on you' but I payed attention! I know that one was in you damn it! I can tell ol left from righty! Please just leave your fingers down there and keep it out of my hair. Common!

I know we're going to shower after babe but i don't care how goofy it makes me look! I need my hair clean of your juices and in a shower cap! You can soap up my boobs instead just leave my hair be!

Jennifer was my ex's name too.
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>>7320677
yeah i'm not taking it personally, just disappointed i guess
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>>7320625
Honestly not into that. Maybe because I don't get along with my mother at all.
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>>7320692
That's the cutest, gayest thing I've read in a while.
Now I miss my ex. Hold me lesgen.
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>ex left me back in april
>want to start dating again
>no idea where to even start
>all the girls on OKC in my town seem too political/too uptight
>the rare down to earth seeming ones are way out of my league

kill myself now or later senpai?
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>>7320740
why are they "out of your league?" just because of looks?

not everyone cares about looks
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>>7320760
they're beautiful, I'm super super not.
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>>7320721
I miss my ex, too. I kind of hate her, but I still love her and miss her, I don't even know what's going on anymore.

L-let's hold each other, anon.
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>>7320780
ye but beautiful girls are usually high maintenance because they know they're hot

pretty to average looking girls are the best imo. where do you live?
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>>7320578
She was also really into me sexually back then, apparently to the point where I re-awakened her libido, so I'm not surprised she would try to blow off some steam by masturbating to me. Still it was pretty hot to hear; we like to exchange kinky stories after sex and this was one of hers.
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>>7318702

THANK FUCK

>>7319035
I'm asean, Malaysian specifically. I don't know if it's done differently based on country like in Brunei or Indonesia, by removing everything or whatever, but all of us definitely get circumcised after we're a few months old lest we'd be "unclean". So I'm curious, what countries might you be talking about?

>>7319321
>Even if you've been mutilated i'm sure there's still fun to be had
Yeah, and I'd have to explain to my partners everytime why mine looks different JUST
Also thanks, I didn't know you could do that. I'll look into it. though I doubt once I've moved I'd give them the slightest bit of thought anymore. What a misfortune to have been born and raised to these fuckwits.
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>>7320816
But no homo.

>>7320822
>masturbating to a hetero bondage woman
I'm disappointed gurl
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>>7320818
west coast of canada

you'd think there are more/better options here
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>>7320885
Ah BC. If only...
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>>7320906
If only what? lol
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>>7320914
Ontario
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>>7320926
Ahh. Yeah sorry.. never gonna leave the coast. Too comfy.
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>>7320818
>ye
I only ever see people from BC using this.
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>>7320963
ye

but seriously all the lesbos here are awful :(
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>>7320885
that disheartens me as im planning on moving there from the UK in the next 2 years. are you near Vancouver?
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>>7321007
Near, but not in the city itself.
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Tell me about the awkward but lewd things you did during your first lewd times as a lesbian
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>>7320973
I wouldn't know, my interactions with the lesbian community have been limited.
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>>7321110
I thought going down on a girl literally just meant kissing her vagina. Yeahhhh
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>>7321110
I thought there was something wrong with me because I didn't like penetration at all, so first thing I tried was to just shove my (not so manicured) fingers up her cooch, which earned me loud protests and a stern talking-to.
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>>7321135
Quite autistic even by the incestuous /cis lesgen standards!
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>>7321159
I was 13 okay???
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>>7321159
Who's incestuous here?
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>>7321167
That's cute and autistic at the same time
>tfw I will never teach a young lesbian how to lesbian
>fuck my life
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>>7321175
Probably half the /cislesgen. We had the anon who masturbated to her moms nudes.
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>>7321177
I'm sure she didn't enjoy it that much, I was awful back then haha
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>>7321183
Oh right! Already forgot about that already.

>tfw 3 sisters
>tfw not the slightest thing ever happened between us
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>>7321195
>wanting to do stuff with your sisters
ew
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>>7321183
fucked up
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>>7321242
I don't, that's why I asked about who's incestuous on lesgen.
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>>7321083
have you extended your radius to include there? or is that not an option
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>>7321306
Not an option for me personally. And even then its the same type of girls tbqh. It's shit.
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>>7321314
>Not an option for me personally.
Ferry access only?
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>>7321324
>.> Something like that.
>>
My GF and I have a bizarre role-playing ritual. We'll go out sometimes and I pretend to be someone else and she'll charm me to the point I agree to come home with her and we have sex.

Then she murders my character and disposes of my body. It's pretty brutal sometimes, kinda fucked up really.

Then I come in and pretend I just got home and she sets there like she didn't cheat on me or murder someone and we have a nice night.
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>>7314882

>Men think "lesbian" and think it's some coy codeword for "threesome"

What did he mean by this?
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>>7321330
Not trying to find out where you live, just curious as to why you'd say van proper isn't an option. Since metro and surrounds generally has workable transit coverage.
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>>7321351
Men are retarded and cannot conceive of women who don't lust for their dicks.
In other news, water is still wet.
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>>7320411
>>Mfw my gf sat on my pillow while we fucked last night and made the bed a mess
>>Didn't think about it
>>Got all cleaned up and got ready for bed
>>Put pillow back down and plopped my face down in it
>>Soaked
>>Cold slime feeling
>>"STOP FUCKING USING MY PILLOW GOD DAMN IT!!"
>>Hear gf burst out laughing in the bathroom
>>She uses my pillow to masturbate to me if I'm not home sometimes as well
>>Have to buy 3-4 new pillows a year
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>>7321175

Once when I was 16 I found a video of my sister on her laptop when I was fixing it up. She was 18 at the time.
Was 100% disgusted by it, right up until the point I came to it.

I was more disgusted by it afterwards.
Every now and then when we're chatting I just get this random flashing thought that I know exactly what she looks and sounds like as she cums and that's super fun I assure you.
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>>7321195
I'm in the same boat. I feel grossed out about my own family but sister incest and mom daughter excites me.
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>>7319408
Gf and I watch it together. Steven and Connies fusion Stevonie is weird and I don't really care about it. But Garnets humor is fucking great. And Ruby and Sapphire are super not subtle about their love in the show. Which is super cute.
Honestly like most shows, the more you watch it, the more little things you'll like about it. It doesn't super kick off as with most shows-- until the second season and all the details get pointed out and shit starts coming together to make a story. It's good, the episodes are short. 15mins, but they're good.
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>>7321462
I sure hope you copied it.
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>>7320879
>Wonder Woman
>hetero
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>>7321480
I wouldn't say I even feel grossed out by my sisters. Just indifferent, like they're beautiful but to me they're as attractive as a piece of wood.
>inb4 wooden dildo joke
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>>7321521
Sorry anon, no dice.

I may or may not have returned to it as a very guilty pleasure a couple of times over the week after, but I stopped and never went back.

Some lines shouldn't be crossed
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>>7321563
But the guilt makes it so much hotter.
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>>7321563
>Some lines shouldn't be crossed

But you already crossed it, though.

Gonna be honest, I fooled around with my sister quite a lot when we were younger. She was a couple years older than me, and liked teaching me stuff.

We were really close when we were kids, and I still see her often, but it's not weird or anything, even though she's married and I'm out of the closet.

Just shit that kids do, you know. It's not even that uncommon honestly.

I mean, I guess I did keep fantasizing about our times together for a few years after we stopped, and sure my first couple of girlfriends I caught myself comparing to her in various ways, but I grew out of that.
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>>7321594
I think you mean 'the guilt makes it so much more unsettling every time you hear her say 'fuck' and you mind fills in the 'oh god fuck me' that she said in the video and you can't get it out.
It was too awkward by a long mile

>>7321614
Well yes, at that point I wasn't able to uncross it.
But I could stop crossing it every couple of nights and spending the next hour in bed trying to guilthate myself to sleep
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I have just realised that I could only ever be sexually satisfied by and be able to satisfy a woman
>pull a guy to make sure it's not just nervousness
>let him do whatever as long as my clothes stay on and there's no penetration
>lie there like a dead fish
>don't give ministrations back
>close my eyes through the whole thing
>giving back doesn't feel right
>tell him what he wants to hear
I would go back and pursue a girl but all the good ones are taken and my make up is ruined. I don't even know how to approach a woman and I am one.
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>>7321645
>But I could stop crossing it every couple of nights and spending the next hour in bed trying to guilthate myself to sleep

Sounds boring.

You could've just stopped caring and accept that it didn't have any deeper meaning to you than tickling a kink.

It's not like you were secretly in love with or actually wanted to fuck your sister in real life rather than just enjoying a harmless fantasy, right? If not, there'd be no reason to tie yourself up into knots about it.
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>>7321614
That's lewd. Details pls.

>>7321655
Welcome to the dark side, sis.
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Daily reminder that I still have no qt gf
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>>7321655
Many guys are clueless how to please a girl.....

He wasn't a bit rough with you was he?...most girls enjoy just a little bit of roughness, biting, tight grip, ect...assuming they dont freak out and chicken out.
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>>7321692

True, I could have, but at the time I was still half closeted, a virgin, and super in awe of my sister. She was the pinnacle of cool, to me.

The whole thing just felt wrong, and still does. Problem was just that the irgasms were stellar. Who knew guilty tension could set me off so hard?
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>>7321710
2D will always be there for you.
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>>7321314
aye but you know what they say. don't judge a book by it's cover and all that

try dating apps like Tinder and HER
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>>7321704
>Details pls.

Not much to tell. We were in our early teens and were close, and innocent playing around just kind of became curiously less innocent. Or maybe I should say, not less innocent, but rather just... more intense. She knew a few things I didn't and showed me, and we enjoyed it so it kept on for a few years, off and on. It was more like lines were blurred, temporarily, rather than crossed. We both had several friends over the years who had similar experiences to various degrees with siblings and cousins, so it never seemed very odd.

If you were hoping for more, uh, gory details, I don't feel comfortable with that especially considering our very young age at the time.

>>7321731
>True, I could have, but at the time I was still half closeted, a virgin, and super in awe of my sister. She was the pinnacle of cool, to me.
>The whole thing just felt wrong, and still does.

I see. That makes sense, yeah.
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>>7321783
That doesn't sound so weird. I mean like I said I've never done anything like it with my sisters although we're very close, but I've heard similar stories from a friend. Not that rare probably, you're right.
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How to convince lesbian to go straight?
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>>7321899
Literally can't. Fuck off. If she switch-hits she was never a lesbian to begin with.
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>>7321912
>tfw every time you see Elsa you can't turn Let it go off in your head
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Betty White is, quote, "single and ready to mingle." Would you do Betty White, lesgen?
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>>7321975
If she was 70 years younger, sure.

Young Angela Lansbury was pretty smoking, too.
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>>7321975
Yes. I doubt she'd take me though when she could have literally any man and most of the women on this planet.
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I am a 19 year old lesbian, I see yuri with my cousin 12 years . my cousin is the daughter of a pastor of the church .
what should I do ?
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>>7315141
HETSHIT ---->>> /a/
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>>7322115
Let her enjoy the purest form of love.
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>>7322158
I can not that would be incest, besides I see her like a little sister I never had
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>>7322202
Not like that. I mean let her enjoy the yuri.
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>playing wow
>check snapchat
>ex is partying and making out with people on her story
;_;

my life is in shambles
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>>7321334
how does she murder your character and then you walk in right after?
is the murdering imaginary?
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It's winter so my hands are dry, I want to put lotion on them but I also want to read a book and I don't want lotion on the book. What do.

>>7322202
>トクヲツム
I like that artist, they do bretty gud OL yuri.
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>>7322239
>playing wow
HERETIC! You'll be punished accordingly for your transgression against the very essence of life
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>>7322115
Get ready to have your face crushed by a bat.
>>
.
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.
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Post stomachs
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>>7322260
sound like she's already being punished
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>>7322115
in all seriousness though, you WILL provoke further hatred at the LGBT. Good fucking job cunt.

might also make her suicidal for being fucking molested.
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>>7322293
How did you arrive at molestation? I just thought she meant her cousin was acting gay
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>>7322239
yea what the fuck, why are you still playing wow
nostalrius is gone
so you best be playing on elysium
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>>7322264
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>>7322269
Not for for the sin of playing wow : D
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>>7322256
I like office lady, I want more office lady yuris
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>>7322312
retail..
raiding mythic

:c
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>>7322308
yfw I've literally heard this as a jews explanation for why gays are molested so much, because others can "smell the gay, and molest them before puberty"
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>>7322349
But I'm not Jewish, I'm Christian. And I have not abused my cousin,
I'm just saying that I see yuri with her. Crazy bitch think about getting me to jail.
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>>7314908
Did you break your clit senpai?
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>Constantly masturbate while thinking my straight friend crush
>Sometimes dreams about her
>try not to touch her secretly everytime i saw her, failed every time
>Get wet when she touchs me long enough (I'm very sensitive on any physical touching)
>Get hurt when she talks about her ex-boyfriends
>Want to take advantages like hugging and holding hands since "is okay for friends to do that"
But once i do that I think i would probably ruin this friendship cause she's straight anyway and the more attached to her, the more i will be hurt.
Hope this crush wouldn't last so long. Since it's never that comfy while with her by my side.
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>>7315723
>lesbians can't like cute 2D girls
What is this new form of homophobia called?
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>>7322395
be careful with getting touchy with unavailable girls. I had a friend that rejectected me pretty early on in our friendship but years later my heart still flutters when she holds my hand or gives me a friendly peck on the cheek.

Common body i've been over her 4 times over in this time.
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Real thread: >>7322446
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>>7322340
As do I. Though I'm OK with any working adults really.
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>>7322395
Welcome to literally every lesbians life. Only heartbreak in that direction.
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>>7315723
I am lesbian cis ,And I like yuri anime.
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>>7322456
This my second time in my life that i am able to befriended or attached to someone that's not my parents so yeah. Last time it was a men. But this is different since it have some more lust.
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>>7322454
I like you
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>>7322242
She doesn't actually kill me obviously, she'll just pretend to kill me and like drag me out to the garage and then I'll wait a bit, get up and come inside.
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>>7322513
Us adult-yuri-lovers gotta stick together.
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>>7322634
>not being a pedophile
For what purpose?
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>>7322643
For the purpose of continuing to reside in this country.
Also because yuri with older ladies is currently more in need of advocacy.
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>>7322643
pedos should be drawn and quartered tbqh. in the public square.
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>>7322682
It's not pedo if it's just 2D 13 year olds.
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>>7322703
most civilized countries say its pedo, and will convict for CP if you have it.
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>>7322715
I don't like loli, but it's retarded that owning a fucking drawing can be illegal, no matter how messed up it is. I thought the point of CP being illegal was that actual children were being abused to make it.
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>>7322732
>it's retarded that owning a fucking drawing can be illegal, no matter how messed up it is
Yeah, I've always thought that was pretty stupid.
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>>7322454
I'm on board with it too.

Just generally it'd be nice to have some (any) shows where the pro tags aren't high schoolers.
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>>7322850
>shows where the pro tags aren't high schoolers.
Well, there's stuff like R.O.D. and Re: Cutey Honey.
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>>7320692
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>>7323073
What is the context to this image?
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I pay vaguely legal obviously gay girls who're in need of money 50 dollars to suck my dick.
I also offer then 75 dollars to fuck them.

Of the ones who didn't instantly try to slap me or punch me and took the money. A surprising amount took the 75 dollars.

I have never, at any point, been dissapointed. I've also managed to make every single one cum. Only one was able to make me cum from a blowjay.
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>>7323107
Originally?

A short comic strip featuring a girl befriending Sadako/Samara of The Ring while oblivious to her supernatural nature.

(But it's no fun with context.)
>>
My uterus woke me up just now. Why must I suffer? ;_;
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>>7324284
Ancestral sin I guess.
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I had a dream last night where my friends were at my house causally talking about needing my blood for a sacrifice.

I was like "sure if you guys need some blood I'll be happy to give a bit over time until you have enough" and they all trade looks and Samantha was like "sorry Beth we uhh kinda forgot we'd be needing it and now we don't have time for that, we need this bucket full tonight"

I tried to change the topic a couple times but they kept bringing it back around and I finally told them they were really freaking me out and that I wanted to go upstairs. One of the others was like "Sam do we really have to take Beth's blood?" and she snapped back asking if any of them wanted to do it. They said no and kinda looked at the floor.

I get up to go upstairs and Samantha grabs my hair and really quickly cuts my throat and doubles me over a big bucket.

I watch my neck blood spewing into this bucket for like minutes and I don't die, I just feel really weak and can't move, they pick me up a little and are like tipping me forward and more comes out and then Sam starts pushing on my heart area trying to get it to pump a bit more.

They end up turning me completely upside down and hanging me from the railing of the stair case and I'm still alive just watching them watch a movie while I dripped empty of blood.
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>>7324983
What the shit Anon
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>>7325019
It was upsetting, I woke up with a real impulse to text them and ask why they had to do that.

I know it's because I worry all the time that they aren't as close to me as they are each other. I mean that is almost certainly the case, I'm definitely the odd person out of the group.
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>>7324284
Same here. Class started 20 mins ago and I'm just here in my bed like fuck it.

And sorry for the TMI but does anyone else have out of control bowel movements during their period? This shit (literally) is making me so miserable.
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>>7325052
Are you clap attack anon?
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>>7325127
I don't think so? I don't get the reference anway
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>>7325058
Yeah. Those PB&J wipes though. So much TP. I hope you feel better, anon.
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>>7325150
>PB&J wipes
I'm hollering. Never heard that before

Nothing is more anxiety-inducing than the moment you flush, hoping all that toilet paper doesn't clog the toilet. Christ...
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>>7325386
Why are you guys using that much paper? If its a super messy shit, why are you not splitting it up into two flushes?
Why am I explaining to two audults how to shit?
>>
Where do you guys meet girls? I never meet anyone at work, don't see how I could, and aside from posting up in a bar for the weekend, what else is there? I literally don't interact; bad or good.
>>
Can we talk about masturbation again instead of shitting, pls?
>>
>>7325632
The internet
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>>7325641
Like porn or really? Tinders only realyy worked like half a dozen times, and they werent all worth it.
>>
>>7325650
Nah I just get suckered into making friends online, not through dating sites, and sometimes it gets gay. But they're usually far away, so visits aren't frequent enough for my pathetic, affection-starved sadness. 2/3000 miles, would not recommend.
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>>7325744
Online doesnt count. I want to see and touch.
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>>7325804
Same t b h. Too bad I don't go outside and no one here is gay anyway. I miss my ex.
>>
>>7325844
I feel like I have to rebreak the seal. I'm fine with the 'refer a friend' style of dating lesbians seem to do, but I can't just break in
>>
How can /u/ ever recover for this? It's clear that /y/ is infinitely superior.
>>
>>7325636
Summon /lesgen/'s dream couple and I'm sure they will.
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>>7325925
What does /y/ have to do with anything? There's no /y/ in Izetta.
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>>7326154
It's a meme you dip. Also I posted that in the wrong thread.
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>>7325869
What are you talking about
>>
>>7325632
Join a group or hit up stuff you're actually interested in. There will be qts and you already have something in common, which makes conversation easier.
>>
>>7326188
At least around here, there's a lot of indating between lesbians' friends/familar faces at whatever thing.
I have no dout that as soon as I' 'so-and-sos ex' instead of 'that girl over there', I won't have any problems getting laid, but my last real girlfriend wasnt from here and I spent a lot of time away from home.
>>
>>7326337
I do that and all I meet really are men.
>>
>>7325058
>tfw no gf with out-of-control bowel movements
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>>7326343
Because your interests are "male-centric" or because no qts there hit you up?
>>
>>7326350
>tfw really scared that my bowel movements become untameable whilst being around future gf
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>>7326363
More of the former. Any time there's a girl I think is cute, shes offsenivly heterosexual, or a bisexual that's taken.
I actually found my first girl through my friends dragging me to LARP. (But thank God I dont see her or do that anymore)
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>>7326378
Cute. Cute!
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>>7326350
If you want one of those, I currently match the criteria.
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I stopped to get a milkshake earlier at this fancy pants milkshake place in town and the girl who made it drew a heart in it with the strawberry stuff.

It was probably the nicest thing anyone has done for me in months.
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>>7326536
I love you and would be a good friend if I knew you irl.
>>
>>7326584
Thanks. All my friends are moving away or getting married. It is strangely lonely.
>>
Anybody else agree that Slavs make the most beautiful women?
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>>7326424
I do!
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>>7316424
I think she means more draw it into your mouth then pulling only a bit then letting go. Like softly nibbling with your lips not your teeth.
>>
>>7326978
Oh bby asl?
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>>7326873
I just agree that natalia is a qt 3.14
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>>7327000

23/clg/michigan the land of memes

et tu brute
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>>7326038
Who does lesgen consider their dream couple to be? I met my fiance here on lesgen.
>tfw most of lesgen is probably too new to remember us
>>
>>7322631
I can just imagine her accidentally dropping you and going "shit, you OK?" to a corpse.
>>
What is lesgen's opinion of bi-girls?
>>
>>7322454
Translation for this image pls?
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>>7327146
It's hotter if they pretend to be some innocent straight girl and go "um...um...can I practice on you, anon? I've never really been into girls but for some reason, I like you..."
>>
>>7327125
The other poster means Germanon and Austrianon.
If you're that French(?) x Korean American couple then congrats!
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>>7327101
20, California. Still in bed in pain, so I guess we're gfs now?
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>>7327165
I've mostly stopped coming here other than to shitpost occasionally, so I have no idea who those are. Congrats for them though.
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>>7327125
Me and my filipino qt.
We also met on lesgen.
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>>7327125
>tfw started to frequent /lgbt/ and /lesgen/ right after they came into existence

God I can't believe I spent several years on this hell board already.
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>>7327177
Ok, but we have to break up the moment your bowels normalize. In the meantime, I'll make you soup.
>>
>>7327181
>I've mostly stopped coming here other than to shitpost occasionally, so I have no idea who those are
Poor excuse unless you've been gone for over a year and a half.
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>>7327234
How old are you?
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>>7327242
Gone since May 2014 by my best estimate.
>>7327194
Who?
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>>7327250
I'm 21. Not the hot older woman you're probably looking for.
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>>7327236
Aww thanks babe. But don't worry, I'll put myself on a Chipotle and laxatives diet just 4 U. <3
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>>7327252
>Gone since May 2014
You've been away from the board longer than you were on it.
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>>7327126
That probably wouldn't happen, she is super into it being realistic. I enjoy it too don't get me wrong, being her murder victim is kinda hot.

One of the first times we did it that wasn't horribly awkward we had sex and I was on my knees in the bed and she threw a belt around my neck and started choking me. She always actually chokes the shit out of me when she does it but this time she pushed my ass with her foot until my bottom half slid off the bed and I crashed with both knees into the metal railing the box spring sits on.

It hurt so bad and both my knees were bleeding and neither of us stopped to address it. She has a foot pressed into my back and is pulling back until I went limp for a bit and she let me go.

Then she notices the blood on the carpet from my knees and starts cleaning it up before dragging me out on the patio and covering me up with a blanket from the couch.
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>>7327296
That sounds terrible.
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>>7327294
Your point?
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>>7327125
I've been here forever and I have no idea who you are, but if you were a namefag I probably hated you.
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Would you take this girl to be your lawfully wedded waifu?
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>>7327299
Maybe it is, I mean that hurt like hell and a few times I actually passed out from being smothered or choked and it makes your head hurt and is probably pretty dangerous but it's so nice having a weirdo girlfriend who is willing to do this super autistic thing with you.

It's job security in a way, she can't break up with me because there isn't anyone else willing to do this kinda stuff.
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>>7327325
Honestly I don't even know how to set up a trip. I've never needed to, so I never learned
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>>7327329
>smelly neet feet
no ty
>>
New thread
>>7327381
>>7327381

NEW THREAD OK
>>7327381
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>>7327146
Only good for sex. Allowing feelings to get involved is just begging for a broken heart.
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>>7327236
whenever there's a tracer and/or widowmaker on my team that is never involved in any fights i'm gonna think of this
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>>7314882
Yeah. That's about right..
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>>7317480
Just cuddle then. Wile cuddling sensibly ask her how she feels about your relationship. Find out if she's done with the whole s&m thing.
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>>7327177
Heeeey im in cali.
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