/mtfg/ - transgirl general

>tfw i'll never be a sexe skeleton

xth for im drunk and i wish someone would dick me

>>7309976
>>7309979
pls more info
>>7309978
pretty well. theyre padded underwear pretty much. very comfy. when eventually quit my job ill start wearing this every day so no one will know. it doesnt make hips much bigger but it does help make a curve so thats pretty nice

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>>7310071

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>>7310058
The screen I reckon.

>>7310065
Yes, it's just a black blob in the screen so it shouldn't matter too much.

>>7310067
Yeah, my ugliness destroyed it.

>>7310070
I still don't even know how.

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>>7310055
I wonder if my sudden decrease in hunger is gonna help me become misses skeletal

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Smiles is cute and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>7310077
same

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>>7310063
>>7310076
is this a new meme

>>7310076
Ur so fucking hot
>>7310077
Ayy bb gurl ican open u up ;)

>>7310079
I don't really know.
there's brazilian butt lift hanging whatever and some other.

>>7310060
Me neither, not a sports person. But it's seen as weird in general, both genders.

>>7310069
I mean, you can do whatever you want. It just seems unwarranted when she barely posts in the general.

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>>7310055
I wanna be a skeleton.

>>7310086
>tfw not cute with nothing you can do about it.

>>7310088
You're so fucking hot.

Tfw too many of them in my closet
>>7310086
Wrong

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>>7310094
i dont know if i like this meme

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>>7310055
pic related SKELE WAR NOW

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>>7310087
hi lily

>>7310075
that requires being absent for at least two days tho, that's a pretty rare thing and I'm probably gonna use it meeting my favorite person

>>7309991
>yesterday you put me in a list "populated by autists, stacies and white supremacists"
You're being an autist right now, assuming I didn't like you and attacking me based on that false assumption, like who does that?
>which snide attacks have i made toward you before this
Here's the most recent >>7309788 I hadn't even spoken to you in the thread before this.
>like yeah i jumped to conclusions, but it's because i wasn't gonna confront you about things and potentially start shit
So you decided to be passive-aggressive instead? Very adult.
>OH and lastly you keep obsessing over isla's inheritance, and i don't like when you're mean to my friends
This whole place is World War I, arguments flare endlessly because no-one can refrain from jumping in to attack others even when it has absolutely nothing to do with them. Isla brags about her wealth then goes on to whine about how tough her life is, endless attention seeking (look at mah cuts!!!) she is also a racist, that's why I don't like her, but hey if you're going to blindly defend racists and trust fund crybabies then I really have nothing more to say to you.
>>7310015
You're welcome.

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>>7310077
wouldn't it be the same sober?

>>7310085
being a skelly only shows your man bones.

>>7310089
ishigidigy

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>>7310089
everyone is a revisionist

>>7310101
h-hi grace ;w;

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How do I stop my scars from itching

>>7310092
>>7310073
>>7310085
being skeltal isn't that nice, I feel sick from seeing how thin my arms are sometimes

>Sass replying to dead threads
>>7309952 #
Yeah, I guess the Isla bullshit just spilled over and I lashed out at a little girl. I sort of feel ashamed now.

>>7309954 #
No more need to defend her. I'll tolerate the kid because the community is overwhelming in her support, I guess I misjudged.

Sorry about that.

>>7309957 #
Look smiles, I'm really sorry about misjudging you. What I did was absolutely wrong and I apologize.

I hope you can forgive me, and I wish you have a great life ahead of you.

>>7310039 #
I'll shut up about Smiles.

>>7310051 #
Your family
Isla
Cal

But it's ok you're just figuring life. Really I wish you luck and I apologize for being an asshole.

>>7310077
S O H O
O
H
O

>>7310105
when I'm sober I use what little rationality I possess to stop myself from any manner of lewdposting. Not so right now.

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>>7310106
some of us just want to be revisioned, if you know what I mean

>>7310110
iktf

>>7310103
I was joking. Obviously we're never meeting and honestly its agood thing u live in bumfuck ohio. Ud just get swallowed in LA

>>7310099
you can't do anything about memes, forget it.

>>7310095
I know you never accept compliments but all of them are true btw, where are you now? with your father? :c

>>7310105
true
i might abuse this a bit though and see if i can help shave some chub off my belly though
maaaaaaybe.
idk
i used to eat tons every day and now im not eating much
IM KINDA SCARED
>>7310107
Dont gimme that look I'm not gonna bully you tonight, just saying hi.
Pervert.

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you fix that sleep schedule yet, mtfg?

>>7310109
i think thats just a step in healing
don't touch them
maybe take a benadryl

should i make a real dinner or just eat an entire can of pringles

>>7310109
put ice in a bag or a towel and put it on the scars and lotion them at least once a day to keep them moisturized.

aloe vera helps them heal faster too

>>7310120
Eyy wey
Purro vato loko

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>>7310122
i should go to bed soon, i have work at 9

>>7310115
Yeah I think I really should just work on trying to grab a few gay lads from Soho. Wish we had like a big cluster of gay clubs and bars like that in Santiago.

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>>7310109
I wish I knew desu.

>>7310110
Nah I wanna be a skeltal, I hate being fat.

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>tfw dumpy house dress for a dumpy person
>Tfw 80's lesbro in the making
>I always post after the jump

>>7310124
only if its one of the vegan pringles flavors

>>7310121
o-oh, okay. hi!

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>>7310120
N o t t r u e
And no my father kicked me out two weeks ago
But I might have to go back on Friday and every other week from then
He insists on it and I can't refuse it

>>7310131
valq I keep thinking about how you said I have a soft bitch face. I don't know if that was meant as a compliment but I took it as one.

>>7310131
LOL such a lipstick

from last
>>7310065
Many types. Any you would expect for stir frying, plus others. I had diced up string beans & cauliflower yesterday. It's usually whatever I have on hand as leftovers in the refrigerator. Oh, I should mention I do my eggs in a wok over low heat. When I stir fry something, I'll heat it up hot for the stir frying. Then when it's about 3/4th done I turn the heat off. Then I crack the eggs directly over the stir fried veggies and stir it up to scramble the eggs. I'll then turn and break it up every 45 to 60 seconds. Once the cooking slows I'll add some low heat to finish.

>>7310132
its wasabi flavour cannot find any animal products in the ingredients

>>7310117
yeah, but sober dick is better

>>7310121
eh
I ate a sandwich with two slices of cheese and four of salami all day, only because I could buy it already made. Las night I ate like 1/2 a portion of dinner and went to sleep with my stomach rumbling, didn't do anything about it until today at, like, 3.
Once you start the habit it's hard to get back in track by yourself. Just eat healthy.

>>7310122
HAHAHAHAH

>>7310124
You could add some raw veggies to the pringles and cover the meal with zero effort.

>>7310136
how long until you turn 16?
>>7310141
eat them

>>7310109
Scars never stop itching, I know, my back and chest are filled with scars.

Try to keep them moisturized with a cream with vitamin E.

There are some.other stuff, but you'll have to visit a dermatologist

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Clang is best.

>>7310131
Nice titties
>>7310136
How many times have you been kicked out? Why do you keep going back there?

>>7310104
>Isla brags about her wealth then goes on to whine about how tough her life is
it's possible for life to be good in one way and not good in another, y'know

for example, she can be wealthy, but at the same time be a depressed, infertile, intersex tranny with self-harm problems

i don't know if your persona is just a meme and maybe i'm being rused, but the reason why people don't like you is because you seem to be a bit autistic and not have much empathy for anyone else, despite being one of the older people here (and therefore should be a bit more mature)

>>7310095
correct, you are devastatingly cute.

>>7310131
you look more normal everyday <3

>>7310149
>Why do you keep going back there?
it's not as if she had a say about it...

>>7310136
doesn't that mean he's willing to tolerate you at least?

>>7310131
I need a hug Valq.

Am I a good person?

>>7310150
she has 0 problems in her life tho
based anon pretending to know everything

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>>7310145
Feb 1
But being that age isn't a guaranteed out
That's what scares me most
That being that age won't actually help me

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>>7310142
Well I've been managing what I eat and doing less packing food into my face
I've started eating salads and instead of having huge af sandwiches I've had smaller healthier sandwiches with a small side of soup and stuff
I wanna be healthier and loose a little bit of weight and then gain it back in female form, so like my ass or something

>>7310154
t. cis male

>>7310160
>cis

>>7310131
you look okay

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I'm scare guys.

>>7310126
I got you ese... except for the "doble erre", where are you from?


>>7310136
at least you're ok (i guess) good to know that, are you getting back to the psy-ward again next week?

>>7310118
I've decide I want to restart my life at 15.5 years old and do my heroin rehab while going to the professional hs I was going to go to.

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If you liked San Junipero you spergs will probably like this show
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452568/
I used to watch it when I was 14. Same thing, awkward new girl meets qt black girl and have a tumultuous lesbian affair.

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do i pass (me on the left)

>>7310157
salad is good just make sure you don't use a lot of dressing

>>7310142
>yeah, but sober dick is better
No?
>>7310131
Come see toh kay @ the regent with me i have beer
>>7310157
Go to /fit/ they have great stuff on losing weight trust me

PENIS
E
N
I
S

>>7310164
Why?

>>7310154
i'm not sure you're using the word "based" correctly in this context

unless you think i'm a cool guy (i am btw)

>>7310169
hey im an awkward girl want to have a tumultuous lesbian affair?

>>7310165
LA perro

>>7310171
such a good fucking movie

i didnt expect to have her actually turn into a fucking snake

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>>7310171
Yeah
For target practice.

>>7310171
omg
this movie was really scary

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>tfw it's past thanksgiving so now there's comfy christmas music everywhere
>tfw it's finally cold so i can wear sweatshirts
comfiest time of the year right here
>>7310164
why are you scare
>>7310174
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

>>7310164
me too

>>7310154
aren't you like 19?
I can tell you from first hand experience smoking weed and drinking becomes less enjoyable over time

>>7310172
i dont overdo it
>>7310173
eh
i dunno if i need guides
i know i could eat better and exercise
that's probably all i need to do
its not like im overweight and need to count calories and shit
I just have a little bit of weight I could get rid of and re-gain.

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>>7310174
i kinda want this ngl

>>7310164
hugg

>>7310187
okay?

>>7310088
our love is a meme to you?
>>7310104
>You're being an autist right now
your autism manifesto was posted before this event
kinda my point
chronology is gonna be a recurring theme here
>Here's the most recent
i said "before this"
>So you decided to be passive-aggressive instead?
i wasn't even bothering with you before today (allow me to reiterate chronology)
>Very adult.
i'm not the 24 year old
>blindly defend racists
i never defended any racist comments
and i disagree with your ""crybaby"" assessment
you really don't think you can be depressed while wealthy? close-minded.

>>7310139
Not of a fan of cauliflower.
Our default stir fry stuff are bellpepers, onions and zuchinni, I'm bad moving away from those basics.
Do you need something special to steer in a wok? is it, like, super sensitive?

>>7310157
soup is a good way to eat food all things considered
>easy to make
>easy to make tasty
>can mix enough veggies to cover vitamin needs
>salt
that sounds okay I guess, the general idea was that ignoring hunger and skipping meals is bad, mmm'kay?

Salads have the issue of covering your hunger for so little, it's almost not worth it.

>>7310168
solid plan.

>>7310171
sauce?

i need some nice cute and romantic transbian yuri please

>>7310195
the taking of deborah logan

is the sauce

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>>7310197

>>7310154
>she has 0 problems in her life tho
No, she has severe degenerative hip problems that cripple her.

>>7310201
>maeve will never pee on me
sad uwu

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>>7310197
the only yuri I have is korra stuff :(

>>7310204
pee is not meant to go on people

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what if one day you woke up and you were in eastern europe

>>7310203
minor arthritis while she lives in a huge house with a pool and her mom buys her anything she wants

the poor thing must be SUFFERING

>>7310208
uwu

>>7310137
I guess?
I meant more, youre going to pass.
But sure
*Petpetcompliment*
>>7310138
It's 'her' bathroom.
I don't wear makeup, rlly.
And I'd never wear this shit outside.
You crazy?
>>7310149
NO BRA €-:
>>7310152
Ewwno
Not Normie
No
>>7310153
HUUUUGGGGS
yeah
Youre just edgy and misunderstood by teenagers and other pre-21 Ppl
Idk
Ilu
>>7310163
:^}
>>7310173
But I'm not in LA?

>>7310209
i would probably be dead

>>7310192
hugg
renren

>>7310209
id wonder how i got there and panic bc i dont have passports or money to get home. I'd probably starve to death soon after

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>>7310191
>tfw you post that yaoi picture so many times others have started to as well
I love it

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>>7310197
Double House if you want manga.
Not super romantic, not so cute, very feely. But good and transbiany.

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>>7310195
I like soups a lot, favorite after-dinner thing to make.
>>7310209
Go to an embassy and make my way home.

>>7310197
Someone posted this last night and it's pretty cute


http://p-reavz.tumblr.com/magicpatch

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>>7310214
at least there would be lots of cool buildings to jump off when you commit suicide

>>7310209
Go to Chernobyl.

>>7310213
bb u look like a lipstick it's like rlly hard to take u seriously when u say ur a butch when all u see is a cute girly looking woman always making cute faces LOL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtiSJ6mzFcU


Spartan just got his get out clause

Erdogan just called a press conference...

HAHAHAHA THE UNIVERSE COMES THROUGH FOR ME

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>>7310213
I'm sorry valq.
You got the normie pills. It's too late now.

>>7310221
...
after dinner?
how many meals do you eat?
Not judging I guess, but soup is a meal for me. Unless you mean a coup of warm water with savoring dust... which also could pass as a meal for me.

>>7310209
move to russia and live the rest of my life happily

>>7310223
a lot better than being raped and beaten to death by neonazis

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>>7310219
yaoi is wonderful and should be encouraged. yaoi posters have patrician taste

>>7310195
I just use a thin flexible spatula made for camping. It conforms to the curve of the wok. The main thing is to not add the eggs when it's to hot. They can cook to fast and burn then. Also you may want to use only a small amount of oil. I prefer bacon drippings when doing eggs, but sometimes use butter.
>solid plan.
sadly I can't implement it unless you have a method to reset everything back 36 years.

>>7310228
retard

>>7310236
yaoi is really good faps honestly

>>7310213
Send me a piece of your hair and i can make a voodoo doll and we can go together

>>7310230
Typically its like
>tiny breakfast, bowl of cereal or maybe some yogurt and an energy bar
>bag of chips while i work and wait for break
>sandwich and soup when i get on break or finally off my shift
>dinner
>soup a few hours later
so its kinda like 3 real meals but sometimes it can be a lot
For a while it was like, really?? I'm hungry again?? so i guess I'm back to normal now. Now I'm hungry.

>>7310238
If you ever figure out how to turn back time please share.

>>7310178
Are you qt?
>>7310194
>i said "before this"
Moving the goalposts

Drakeposter agreees with my assessment of her.

Anyway If you really don't like me why not filter me? Because I have better things to do than play message ping-pong with angsty pre-HRT teens who live with their mum.
>>7310213
That's bad for you.
>>7310240
Thought you were straight m88?

>>7310240
i like it for the stories and self inserting tbqh

>>7310210
I wouldn't call be forced to use a wheelchair minor.

>>7310228
what the hell does this have to do with transition

>>7310245
no :(

>>7310245
>Because I have better things to do than play message ping-pong with angsty pre-HRT teens who live with their mum
but that's what you're doing right now

at 5:30am

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>>7310236
it is beautiful
stop stealing my tsuritama content though >:(

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ohaiyo mtfg !!

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>>7310232
neo stalinists > neo nazis

>>7310238
I just found out like 2 weeks ago that there are people here who do the bacon thing, it was one person explaining it and everyone else being repulsed. I'll try it some day.
I hear a lot about the correct temperature of oil for the eggs, never in my life did I have issues with burning them. Maybe I'm ussed to an inferior experience.

I might have been joking about the solidity of your plan.

>>7310245
you thought wrong
why would you think that

>>7310247
for like a few days
and she whined about it for months
what a hero huh

>>7310246
i like the boys in it

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>>7310236
yaoi and yuri are both good

>>7310245
how is it moving the goal post when i said it in the original post lmao?
i'm on hrt
you really don't have better things to do
that's why you're here
i'll filter you, just don't complain about me not replying to your posts

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>>7310252
Hey.

>>7310254
are you gay

>>7310248
Let me put my face in ur butt

I think my alcohol resistance is dramatically low today. Rather than subject this thread to a string of incoherent posts I'm going to go sleep. I love you all, please don't fight too much.

>>7310261
:/

>>7310250
If you read the last thread you'd know that I'm doing some calculations right now. Idk what Maeve is doing with her time, fapping to hamster porn maybe.
>>7310257
>i'm on hrt
*slow clap*
>>7310254
It's alright, who cares really?

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>>7310251
luckily that's all I saved so I'll stop

>>7310254
lmao what a fag

>>7310256
yuri is trash and yaoi outclasses it it most cases, but you like what you like and that's okay

>>7310253
grace.jpg?

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>>7310248
No time for transition when it's an alien invasion

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Why would you ever be a transbian?

Men
>Bigger than you
>Strong
>Confident
>Assertive
>Dominant
>Self Sufficient
>Protective
>Takes care of you
>Holds you
>Carries you
>Big spoon
>Adores you
>Feels guilt when cheating
>Loves your trannycore hobbies
>Thinks you’re the most beautiful woman in the world

Women
>Smaller than you
>Weak
>Insecure
>Uncertain
>Submissive
>Dependent on you
>Will never even consider trying to protect you
>Demands you take care of her
>Wont hold you, demands you hold her
>Can’t carry you
>Won’t be big spoon
>Adores herself
>Feels no guilt when cheating
>Criticizes your trannycore hobbies
>Thinks she’s the most beautiful woman in the world

>>7310264
What.
You know i want to fuck you right?

>>7310262
>I love you all, please don't fight too much.
someone's gonna die tonight, nicotine

blood moon's out

>>7310271
girls are qt and nice

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>>7310271
moap

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>>7310243
that sounds like a lot to me, but I'm a very poor standard.
I remember craving food like crazy when I had an office job, being around people is super stressfull and energy consuming.

>>7310262
good night, NicoNico.

>>7310271
Found yourself a new chaser to suck off moap?

>>7310272
yeah, I know

>>7310271
I want a gf that's bigger than me.

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>>7310271
men are also very attractive
this is important

>>7310260
super fucking gay

>>7310267
the angry anons care too much i think

>>7310268
the flat chests and girly frames are really arousing
dont you think?

>>7310271
posted this three times already
zzzzz

>>7310271
only people who fully understand what it is like I would guess

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>>7310271
i love guys !!!!


>>7310259
hiya em !!

>>7310283
do you like sucking qt boys and kissing them

>>7310271
i prefer trannies desu

>strong
>confident
>assertive
>dominant
>self sufficient
ok so he's a chad

>adores you
>feels guilt when cheating
>loves your trannycore hobbies
>thinks you're the most beautiful woman in the world
so is he a robot or a chad
make up your mind

>chad
fucks women
>robot
beta male and you'll always feel you're settling because getting beta male attention is like lining up at a soup kitchen

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>>7310239
Close but no cigar mtfg.
The world is ending

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mfw my friends are trying to corrupt my pure soul and make me a lewd

good thing im not a slut!

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>>7310269
w-what?
>>7310277
maybe it was related to how much energy i was using at work, and the decline in hunger is tied to my decline in work horus
>>7310271
because
there's a girl i know that takes care of me better than any man ever has

>>7310110
20 BMI is pretty comfy ngl.
I want to see if 18.5 is as cool as the thinspo girls make it look.

It's probably not.

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>>7310286
How are you?

>>7310292
w8 what happened to Amy?

>>7310287
that's classified information ma'am

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>>7310269
glasses and hair do match up, but the general feel is more or less universal.

>>7310271
did you troll femgen earlier today?
if so congrats

>>7310282
truth

>>7310294
less work hours?
is that for good or for bad?

>>7310283
eh sometimes not all the time tho I like to mix it up at times

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about to eat a bowl of pasta immediately after 20 mcnuggies ama

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would you date a girl if she had a penis?

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Tfw no gf to smoke weed with and lay with in my
>bed

>>7310293
good stay pure haru

>>7310307
maybe

>>7310292
retard !

>>7310305
where did your life go so wrong, and could it have been prevented or were you railroaded into this course of action from the start

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>>7310175

Tomorrow someone will read that I want therapy for wanting to be a girl.

>>7310307
i would fuck me

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>>7310295
not with man bones

t.- 18.2

>>7310305
how to achieve such prizes?

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>>7310305
What kind of pasta?

>>7310295
>thinspo
people actually follow this?

>>7310299
less hours is good for a little while but i like big paychecks
idk
i've been wondering if i should cut down how much i work so i can take care of myself
i think part of why ive been such a mess lately is because of how much time i spend at work and how little time im able to focus on my emotions and stuff.
when you repress your emotions all day long for most days a week its gonna come back to haunt you

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>>7310307
idk if i would date a girl at all desu but if she had a penis or not wouldn't rly be a factor at all

>>7310296
im ok just rly hot how are you rn???

>>7310270
Wrong.
The aliens are peaceful and going to use advanced biologically altering procedures to turn you into a cis girl in 1/10th of the time. Because they like manipulating with nature just as much as we do.

>>7310295
my bmi is around 17 to 18 usually I think

>>7310309
its hard cute girls keep flirting with me and saying lewd things :x

>>7310305
ur tummy will hurt

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>>7310307
>girl

nope

>>7310305
what dipping sauce did you have for your mcnuggies
>>7310307
dependant on personality probably
i just don't think it'd work though
i have plenty of experimenting to do though

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>>7310274
Only nice up front, girls are the meanest behind your back!

>>7310276
<3

>>7310281
Why not just get a man?
Why am I talking to you?

>>7310282
Tru
But women are overall more attractive so I dont include that bullet point because it hurts my argument.
tl;dr yes but shush

>>7310283
Repetition is my style.
Any luck on getting hormones?

>>7310286
<3
Me too

>>7310289
Every chad is a robot at heart, he just only lets his one special lady see that.

>>7310209
I would hitch hike to Holland, France, Italy or Norway. Norway because I could stay with my friend, I don't think Sor-Trondelag gets too cold. I'd need to learn Norwegian though. Italy because I could stay with extended family. France because I know enough French to get a job. Holland because I like Hardcore and Hardstyle music, so parties I enjoy, and I'm teaching myself Dutch right now. Honestly the only Eastern European country I'd like to stay in is Estonia, or Russia. I like my life to stay intact so no living in Russia, and I like other European countries more than Estonia.

>>7310307
yes
she better be up for me sucking dat dick doe

>>7310300
yeah of course
things get boring if you fap to them too much

>>7310322
Feeling ugly.

>>7310271
But girls are soft and cuddly and I'm not afraid of them because girls haven't hurt me the way guys have

>>7310326
ignore those sluts keep looking for a gf/bf to hold hands with!

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>>7310330
<3

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>>7310313
I'm not sure
I'm enjoying it right now
Especially the junk food

>>7310317
I went to the store
It was an epic journey

>>7310327
Challenge accepted

>>7310329
Hot mustardddd

>>7310318
Rainbow rotini with marinara and an assload of parmesan

>>7310330
chads fuck cis women

>>7310330
Because men don't have pretty faces, soft titties and cute feet.

>>7310325
And your girl pills have made you a little soft despite your bmi, right? Male muscle emaciated and your girl fat keeping your legs squishy?

>>7310320
Only ironically.

>>7310336
same

>>7310330
they are both attractive in their own ways i feel. i prefer guys tho a lot. there are lots of girls here who i think are rly pretty and attractive tho.

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>>7310271

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>when your boobs first start growing

>>7310341
>hold hands
sorry i didnt know i was talking to a WHORE, some things are too lewd to mention :3

>>7310343
>Hot mustardddd
wrong answer
why not barbeque sauce??

>>7310330
moap ily <3 have u been busy lately?

>>7310334
i cant fap sadly

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>>7310330
>Every chad is a robot at heart, he just only lets his one special lady see that.
its actually really cute when guys open up to you and let their guard down and show their vulnerable side and stuff
I wanna take care of my husbando

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>guy on tinder asks me if i play OW on the PC because i have it listed that i play it
>he asks for my battle tag and stuff since he plays blizz games a lot
>play two rounds together and talk over voice for awhile
>he keeps asking me questions that i also put on my profile
>makes jokes about how he's a virgin and hasn't ever seen a vag before etc
>asks if i do twitch and stuff
>"if i was a hot girl like you i'd just hang my tits out and play vidya all of the time"
>he's talking about how his hobbies involve sports, going to the gym, shooting
>realize he didn't actually read my profile and that he's going to murder me when he realizes i have a dick

i ran tf away lmao
he looked very all american white boy too. military etc
why can't i find a weird guy like pic related? i bet pic related wouldn't shoot me

>>7310343
>I'm not sure
wrong, the correct answer was "at birth"

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>>7310355
if i was a hot girl like you i'd just hang my tits out and play vidya all of the time

>>7310353
oh yeah
some trannies lose that ability huh

i have to fap like at least once a day

>>7310227
S-sstop.
You don't know what cute girls are
Youre str8.
Dyke
>>7310230
It burns.
I need to dye my hair blue & shave one side of my head
>>7310241
Das kinda creepy tho, desu
I'm growing it out anyways. I...can't be giving out locks willynilly
>>7310245
Actually, no.
Unless you're like an E cup, wearing no bra leads to perkier tits with better circulation.
And it's better for growth.

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>>7310321
but did you cut down on overtime or where you demoted to part time? or is it just a change in the job?

>>7310324
I saw that episode of Star Gate
they slowly take over the world after that

>>7310343
will we ever hear that epic journey?
will there be a D&D campaign based on it?

>>7310320
pleb loves it, it's pretty scary.

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>>7310297
Alien invasion. No time to transition. Gotta repress and blast some bugs

See

>>7310228

>>7310312
You won't call me a retard when I rescue you from a alien drone


>>7310324
Wait what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJWlPGKe5s

>>7310355
Trololol he looks like such a fag

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>>7310343
You're making me hungry there, Lana.

>>7310347
tfw ;__;

Happy cherry brossoms to you, prease!

>>7310359
>implying you havent whored yourself out over video games for free stuff over video games at least a dozen times by now

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>>7310355
>>"if i was a hot girl like you i'd just hang my tits out and play vidya all of the time"

>>7310363
>they slowly take over the world after that
I for one welcome our trans-friendly alien overlords

>>7310363
Hourly jobs can be random sometimes. We had a surplus of people that could work for a while so they got more hours and I got less as a result.

>>7310346
I'm not on pills yet since gatekeeper, hoping for this coming week though

my muscles are probably all heavily atrophied already though and I eat around 1200-1500 cals a day, sometimes less. I guess I have soft areas though but not really, I wouldn't be the nicest person to hugg ;_;

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>>7310371
>>7310348
Is it time for edgy tumblr gifs

>>7310360
Fap less friend
Like, a lot less. Ur not addicted are you?>>7310362
I'll pay for it
You have to sign some releases tho, no big deal just one document.
In blood.

im a girl

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>>7310363
I mean, there's a lot of waiting involved
I waited 15 minutes for my nuggies ;~;

>>7310366
:D

>>7310352
I don't like barbeque ;~;

>>7310357
Oh right
The whole "being defective" thing ;~;

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>>7310359

it was the most awkward shit that's ever happened to me lmao
every single time a guy adds me to play on OW it ends up going badly. why is dis

>>7310365

nuh uh. he's sexy. pic related is sexy af too.

>>7310371

SCREAMING
I WAS JUST LIKE 'WOW HE WOULD BE REALLY DISAPPOINTED FINDING OUT I DON'T HAVE TITS'

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is it bad that now I mainly only want to date trans girls or cis guys now
it's weird, i use to be almost exclusively interested in cis girls but now the thought of being with a guy makes me feel all nice inside, and I get the same feeling with other trans girls, but I don't really get that feeling much when i think about cis girls anymore
feels strange man
>>7310349
>tfw whacked my boob on something in front of one of my relatives and had to try my hardest not wince from the pain and draw weird looks
it's a good pain tho

>>7310377
mfw fap 3-4 times a day

>>7310244
I will...
I may also stop a certain terf.

>>7310253
Bacon fat is fairly high temp handling and goes well with eggs. I take a pound of bacon, and dice it up into 1/4" to 3/8" square bits, and fry it up in a wok. It helps to have a 1/4th cup of bacon drippings to start it with. But if you are careful you can start in a dry wok. That makes a lot of bacon fat for use later.

When the bacon bits are near done, I pour the bacon bits and fat out of the wok through a strainer into a 4 cup measuring cup that has a good pour spout. The strainer catches the bacon bits and the measuring cup catches the hot bacon fat. The bacon bits are then transferred on to a paper towel lined bowl to soak up a bit more of the fat. When cool I put them in a plastic box in the refrigerator. They are now ready for salads, etc.

I have a small 3" diameter strainer that I line with a piece of paper towel. then I slowly pour the fat from the wok through it. I then refrigerate it for later use. I store the fat in one of those short fat salsa jars. Any jar you can scop out of will work.

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>>7310380
cause overwatch is for virgin losers who only play to jerk off to the female characters

>>7310377
im addicted to fapping like im addicted to weed and coffee

addictions arent bad necessarily

>>7310362
Source?
>>7310364
Uh...
>>7310380
PC gamers are autistic, more at 11.

>>7310371
>>7310348
Valmet is my ideal tbqh. Love Jormungand.
>>7310382
>>7310360
I used to fap multiple times a day when I was repressing.

>>7310375
Don't worry, someday you'll be great to hug. <3

>>7310381
i'm only really into cis girls and trans girls now lol

>>7310360
i lost it a long time ago lmao this might be hard to understand but the urge to fap literally doesn't exist o have no desire to do that ever. I have to force myself like once a month so that it doesn't lose all functionality

>>7310362
ofc I do! I see one every time you post a pic! you're like the #1 most eligible cuddle monster here omg I wanna snuggle you so bad. no homo tho ur right im str8 but I see u as a pretty lipstick older sister type

>>7310380
what the fuck that happened to me alot on okcupid. ur not alone it scared tf out of me too

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>>7310362
>I need to dye my hair blue & shave one side of my head
yeah
do that
it's gonna be great.

>>7310372
they didn't touch trannies. but they made everyone younger and with a huge life expectancy, cured all diseases and sort of made all women incapable of having children to erradicate the race. I only see good things there.

>>7310374
can you control it or is it up to luck?
sounds like a very bad job if you don't know how much you'll earn each month...

>>7310379
you just had a bad roll.

>>7310381
girls are for hugging and being comfy.

You'll be uncomfortable 40 percent of the time
When you open the gates of adulthood
A fair warning, dare I question its accuracy?
But still, there was much I wasn't told
And much that wasn't explained
I decided to venture out seeking answers
I went to a professional
"Can you pinpoint the origin of my anxiety?"

The doctor pulled out a map
I studied it, and there I saw:
Envy, bitterness, love, nostalgia, confusion, guilt, and desire
All illuminated like neon on the perimeters of a bustling thoroughfare
Soliciting my neurons for their patronage
Buzzing and pregnant with emotional potential
Ships docking harbors like thoughts approaching the threshold of perception
Towns of rapid traffic synapse intersections
Forests of dense cranial arbors
I continued studying the map

"It's here"
The doctor pointed to an empty patch
There was one road leading out to an empty patch
It didn't dead end but just sort of disappeared in isolation

"Right here?"
I surveyed the space with my finger
The doctor nodded gravely
"I'll leave you with the map for a moment," he said
Then gathered his instruments and neatly exited the room

I traced the path of the disappearing road until it was no longer a road
Tapping with my finger on what I decided was the threshold of the road's existence
I stated, "It is here where I will retire"

does mazzoni prescribe injections?

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There was no happening with they aliens.

Guess I'll transition

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>>7310379
Pls, I have to wait like another two hours for dinner ;___;

>>7310388
half the reason i fap so much is i just need cum to eat lol
tfw at least 6 months until i'm cute enough for an AGP transbian gf

>>7310392
yikes
sounds scary

>That peaceful feeling that washes over you when you admit to yourself that you just like sucking on girl penis.

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>>7310389
it will be like hugging a skeleton

>>7310394
>can you control it or is it up to luck?
Up to luck.,
>sounds like a very bad job if you don't know how much you'll earn each month...
Yeah but I dont need the money that much so its okay
I'm doing 40 hours this week woo.

>>7310401
Why don't you just find boys to suck on? You could even charge them if you want to be a slut.

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>>7310403
Same

>>7310394
Fucking crit fails

>>7310400
Make a second dinner :D

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>>7310385

rip
he looked so cute tho. all ripped and stuff. but he did look kinda short in his pics so it wouldn't have worked out anyways.

>>7310387
>>7310392

rip

>>7310397

ye i believe so

>>7310271

ppl can't help who they like

>>7310385
Overwatch is also a shit game.

>>7310408
i wouldn't mind sucking boy dick for money desu
i just don't like the idea of men that much :/
maybe a /cuteboy/

>>7310402
not at all actually its just a desire that doesn't happen anymore feels good man

>>7310398
https://mobile.twitter.com/erendoganss/status/802995569480364032

Wait...

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>>7310397
hi beepbeep !


>>7310379
hiiii elanna !!

>>7310366
worst feel

>>7310413
Find a local gloryhole.

Thanks for reminding me about this album Smiles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8iaz9AaDQM

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>>7310410
Nooooooooooo, I don't want to eat too much before dinner :c

>>7310416
Especially when at school.

>>7310417
idk how the fuck i'd find something like that
i'm a shut-in, anon

>>7310380
I would never be seen with these spoiled little kids.
>>7310386
Get sober, don't use bud or fapping to run away from something addictions are always bad are you retarded. That you can tiptoe around them is another thing.
>>7310387
>PC gamers are autistic, more at 11.
KEK
>>7310413
U just haven't found a guy to show u how much u like his cock
I mean.
Like probably.

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>>7310415
Probably just the sonic boom of a fighter jet or a bomb going off.

>>7310411
>he looked so cute tho. all ripped and stuff.
>he's a virgin and hasn't ever seen a vag before etc
yeah that has to be a red flag

I want friends

How do I stop hurting?

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>>7310340
Girls will never hurt you like men will. But girls will never make you feel as good as a man will, either.

>>7310348
Harder daddy

>>7310342
Pat~

>>7310344
Yeah I don't go after chads so I cant counter this personally, but Im sure Dollface has slept with more than a few chads.

>>7310345
>Wanting your partner to have a pretty face, soft titties, and cute feet
wtfgay

>>7310347
If a girl is pretty enough for me to date, shes pretty enough to make me insecure. I must be the focal point of attention in a relationship, call me a princess but I think thats why most straight women are straight.

>>7310354
Yeah but only if you earn it, if every girl hes ever held hands with has heard it, then theres nothing special about it. Men need to treasure their inner feelings like a woman treasures her virginityy, thats the deal, thats whats fair.

>>7310421
The internet is a good place to start looking. Then you just have to go to the one you find. Some sex shops have glory holes too.

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>>7310383
All that talk about saving and reusing fat sounds pretty disgusting to be honest. There's, like, two meals that you could regularly get fried on grease around here, and outside of that it's a complete rarity.

>>7310385
truth

>>7310404
some people are into that
usually fat people.

>>7310405
at least you can show in your resume that you were working all this time, that's usually good.

>>7310410
>Ok, I wait in line
>roll 2
>The line doesn't move
>roll 3
>The lady at the start is considering what to buy
>roll 2
>She changes her mind
>roll 8
>She decides but then adds extra things
I'd love that campaign, it could be a succesfull indie game too.

>>7310402
I literally need somebody to turn me on. Without them, no desire to fap at all. I do get crazy strong desires to be held gently.

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>>7310422

and i wouldn't be seen with u what's ur point

>>7310424

he was being sarcastic bb

>>7310428

>but Im sure Dollface has slept with more than a few chads.
..........................................................define chad

redpill me on Rachel please

i want to know everything you guys know about her

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>>7310428
>Harder daddy
k bb

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>>7310416
Hii kit how's it going?

Post cute feminine penises.

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>>7310427
one way to stop hurting is to stop everything

>>7310422
taking advice from you sounds like a horrible idea

>>7310414
i wouldnt want that
i love fapping

>>7310293
and so it begins

tfw I was fishing to talk about Jormungand and I got to talk about finding a glory hole. Stay great mtfg.

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>>7310403

>>7310411
ok cool.i asked like two nights ago or something and they havent gotten back to me yet
>>7310416
hi kitty!
>>7310435
shes really cute

>>7310394
i mean i feel some of that comfiness with cis girls in a platonic/friendship sense, but there's this odd feeling when it comes to dating and/or a serious relationship with one that I get when I think about it, somewhat of a discomfort just from thinking about it
everyone's different though, just my feelings
>>7310435
trip on rachel
>>7310293
that's what they all say when it starts

>>7310431
It works, and I get top quality bacon bits for my salads.

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>>7310435
>played softball or baseball
>was bretty good
>major in creative writing or some variant of that
>works designing or something like that
>lost a job in a hilarious way this year
>bipolar 1 under medication
>qt 3,14
>owned Faye

>>7310430
i'd have no idea how to hook up though ;__;
gdi where's my cute mommypenis gf

>>7310434
You couldn't be seen with me
Nothing hop off my cock
>>7310440
What exactly do you know about me?

>>7310378
yes u are

>>7310449
google.com

>>7310438
id post mine but its not cute or feminine