tfw no gay bf

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>>7293500
Captain's log stardate 09147.2

I have encountered a world where a single religion dominates the entire population. This religion appears to be strangely contagious and it has recently "infected" my chief security officer.

He's a big guy
End log.

>>7293516
4U

peridot no

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>>7293732
I suffer from lapis personality and peridot autism

>>7293736
I suffer from lapis personality and jasper edgyness.

>>7293736
nice bulge

>>7293743
We should fuse sometime bb

>>7293763
>Autistididte
perfect

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>>7293745
I get that all the time

Its not a buldge its the fat above my penis

I call it the forehead pillow because guys always rest their head on it when deepthrating my dick

Its pretty gross

>>7293772
If 2 guys fused do you think they would get two individual dicks or one big dick based on the sum of the 2 dicks?

>>7293914
Two dicks. For example, Sugilite has four arms.
Why wouldn't we have two dongaroos?

>>7293952
Well garnet and stevonnie dont have the extra limbs but thats more due to the stronger the love the more stable the fusion

>>7293500
Try working out and eating healthier. Not looking like a hairy potato will probably improve your chances.

>>7293789
>grindr slut wonders why he can't have a bf
its because you have no soul

>>7295722
Where can i buy one?

Preferably on clearance

Lose weight, fatass.

>>7293500
You're cute but pls no gray hair

Is this bait? It must be bait.. right? Right?

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>>7301555
Do I look like bait to you?

>>7301712
Sorry dude, it's just that your tripfag name and that thing about the bulge seemed like someone was trying to pull a "Lady Attis" kinda thing. Btw, why on Earth are you squatting over that toilet seat? It could break and slit your ass open. Google that up, it's pretty awful desu.

>>7293500

Whoa it's you. I remember that thread you made on /r9k/ where you were changing your hair color to orange, but it look completely fucked so you tried the gray which also looked fucked.

>>7304097
same
small world

Hey you look pretty cute and we have the same build, where u at? Maybe we can meet up?

>>7301712

You're cute as the dickens, OP. If the opportunity presented itself I'd date you

>>7306325
This

>>7304332
I live in atlanta georgia


And to everyone saying im cute how dare you get my hopes up like this

>>7293500
Your a 10/10 in my book
I wanted to do the same with my hair too
Please Fuck me

>>7310901
Samefag here what's your @??

>>7310936
What's your @ OP**?

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>>7310945
I dont really use twitter and I was trying to link my fb/insta to it but I keep getting an error

>>7311070
Imma follow ;) excuse my obviously gay account

>>7312325
Follow me where?

>>7312446
On Twitter

Post about it on 4chan, I'm sure that will help.