sovetsky soyuz edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No *actions*
>No drama
Old Thread >>7292028
Workers of the world, unite!
Repost
Oh woah hang on
Here's one about half an hour/hour away
>I enjoy working with people who want to change their behaviors, thoughts or feelings. If someone is ready to use a therapeutic relationship to address personal discomfort, I would like to be helpful. I am prepared to listen to each person's concerns and consider the potential we have of working together. After listening and making an initial assessment, I will offer ideas about working together and resources that could also be helpful.
>I have been a licensed Addictions Counselor for many years. As a Clinical Social Worker, I am also licensed to diagnose and treat Mental Health conditions. I am sensitive to the LGBTQ community. With families >I address problem dynamics. In couples work, the relationship is the client. I have worked extensively with grief and loss.
>I am returning after living in New England during most of my adult life. Continuing to provide individual, family and couples therapy, by opening my practice in my hometown is exciting for me.
She lists "feminist" under treatment orientations, too...
>>7292870
This sounds pretty good, I think? At least that's the impression I get.
>tfw no trap gf
>>7292874
Yeah
Wait what if she's a terf?
>>7292875
>tfw no gf or bf, trans or cis
>>7292876
That person bills themselves as friendly to the LGBTQ community but yeah, you can never know unless you just go and check. Oh, maybe you can find something else on her online?
>>7292880
I'll have a look around, see what I can dig up. I suppose I could email her and see what she says.
I will destroy communism
And myself
>>7292887
>I will destroy communism
Hey now dont be like that
>>7292887
Hey
Do you want to try some hormones?
Come on lets give them a try
We could be pretty girls
Just give a shot
We'd both be so happy~
>>7292887
if you are going to destroy yourself at least become a girl in the process
>>7292892
Golden Dawn is a meme party Sertii
The only way to go is national socialism
It's a great system except for the whole genocide thing which was kinda a central point
Anyway should I post a picture or something?
>falling for the communism meme
>>7292899
I would like to see qt
>>7292887
There's a JFK quote about destroying ideas or something.
>>7292898
I guess ill turn you into a commie when we meet up then, ill even take you to an introductory party meeting.
The ones for the brabant department are in Breda though, im afraid youll have to go there
>>7292906
>the communist party is in Breda
Figures. Another reason to hate the town
I'll never be a commie I am an ultranationalist and socially libertarian
Morning girls
>>7292910
That's alright Homura I like both
>>7292908
Nah, the Brabant department meetings are in breda because its pretty central, most of the party is in Amsterdam/Leiden/Rotterdam
>>7292915
Are you a member of the Communist Party?
>>7292909
Hi basic! How are you?
>>7292916
yes, i wont say which though, I dont think that would be appropriate to do in public online.
>>7292915
Tilburg would be more central but I am glad there is no big commie meetings here
I'd unironically like going to one though you can drag me along
I'm very curious as to what kind of people are there.
>>7292920
its the youth league so mostly young people between 20 and 30
>>7292919
So I guess that makes you a card-carrying Commie eh?
>>7292925
to be completely honest i've lost my card but yeah
>>7292927
Good thing desu, what if Uncle Sam finds out?
im strugglnig to sleep cuz i feel lonely and scared :(((
>>7292920
If my experience in Chile is any indication communists are either very old people or millennials, with the generation between those two being notoriously apolitical.
But then again the generation in the middle spent their entire childhoods under Pinochet's Helicopter Fun Zone Dictatorship so I guess it makes sense.
I'm fiscally conservative and socially liberal, I've bet u've never debated someone of my caliber before
>tfw ex gf gave you herpes
>>7292917
I'm ok. Pretty tired. My friend bailed on our plans last night too so I'm still kind of upset about it
How are you?
>>7292933
>tfw Pinochet will never give you a free Helicopter ride
;_;
>>7292931
I think you still are banned from migrating to America if you're a member of a communist party.
desu ive been high for a long ime
and i have a feeling
this is gonna be a complete and total blackout
>>7292935
Do you hate all poor people equally, regardless of race?
>>7292887
Join us
>>7292945
its a meme lauren
>>7292944
>No I am a man
Please, I know you're in there
People are asking where you've been
They say "have courage," and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you, just let me in
We only have each other
It's just you and /mtfg/
What are we gonna do?
>>7292939
Pinochet didn't actually like giving people free things, even helicopter rides. The meme is mistaken in that it omits the fact the people were already dead before getting thrown out. I wonder why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a helicopter.
>>7292949
i know
>>7292935
I bet you think you've got me cornered eh? Well guess what? I'm a Centrist bro! You heard me right, people who hold serious political convictions are fucking retards.
>>7292941
Only thing I could find about that was illegals been deported for commie sympathies.
>>7292951
I guess it didn't matter who they were, what mattered was their plan.
>>7292946
Whoops
>>7292929
Im generally by far the most autistic person there, maybe with a few exceptions (the whole twente department)
>>7292931
its not really illegal isnt it?
>>7292933
Funny, its the same in Greece and we had the colonel regime in the 70s
>>7292938
Oh did you end up considering going? I thought you wanted to nap.
Today is a pretty busy day, first i have a meeting for a course in Delft, then going to visit a friend in Amsterdam who wants to make pizza together for her birthday, then im going to Groningen. Overall ill be spending almost 4 hours in trains today.
>>7292941
Well fuck, i wasnt aware
>>7292944
Pinochet was like objectively bad for Chile in every possible metric. His supposed economic miracle is not corroborated by any data and is just a meme spread around by cretins who are trying really hard to make chicago school economics look good. In fact, he caused a major economic crisis (unemployment at 25%), and the growth of the Chilean economy was after the return to democracy and rule by what /pol/ will tell you are godless communists but are actually just political centrists.
>>7292959
They will offer you headpats
>>7292956
Well technically due to a law from the 1950s the Communist Party was banned along with support for said party and Communist organisations.
Fortunately for you apparently no one cares enough to enforce it.
>>7292913
At work so
>>7292964
Yeah i knew that was a thing then but wasnt aware it still existed
Thats still pretty fucked up tho
>>7292963
cute girls get headpats :3
>>7292969
I'm not a girl
I'm p cute though
>>7292967
did you regain weight?
>>7292968
Australia tried to ban Communism once but the parliament rejected it because they didn't think it was right to limit free speech in such a way.
>mfw freer than burgerland.
>>7292972
That's funny, everyone here says I'm losing weight.
>>7292956
Yeah I decided to go for it so I called her to confirm we were on and she said she was busy.
T hat sounds like a really lovely day
Well besides the trains..
proletariat revolution now!
>>7292979
I've gained 15 pounds since my last selfie, but I may have gained more and started losing it recently. I've had a lot of selfconfience, as the past couple days can attest.
>tfw lean chin on hand
>tfw they touch way sooner than you expect because massive jaw
>tfw triggered
>>7292260
iktf
>>7292431
>nb
>both of my childhood crushes have confessed their love for me within the last week
yeah no
>>7292501
dw senpai, keep some grounding and remember even if you transition you're still you
my tastes, hobbies etc. are all exactly the same now as before transition
>>7292516
a bunch of trips here are nb
>>7292523
Graham Linehan's problem is he has no backbone
he always makes a progressive joke and then has to double back on it later, he never seems to have the courage to be truly subversive
that episode would have been funnier if they'd left it at "wow the terrible chauvinist asshole is actually super trans-friendly"
this is what sets people like Chris Morris apart
>>7292629
iktf ;-;
>tfw whenever you walk back to the bus stop after shopping people ask you if you need medical attention
>>7292641
well done, senpai
I'm not gonna lie, the first 6 months or so are gonna be fucking punishing for you mentally and emotionally, but this is the new battle. get through it and you will be rewarded. I still don't pass yet but my dysphoria is nothing like as bad as it was and being fem feels awesome and more natural.
>>7292932
https://discord.gg/bYbumBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNvib6mhSkw
>when a boy thinks they can enter mtfg and not transition
>edie bragging about having literally tens of thousands of dollars spent on her
>tfw have £1000 in life savings
>tfw been trying to use that to pay my musically-adept friends to help me record just 3 songs for a demo so I can send it around and try to start a band like I've been trying to since I was 13
>they refuse to help even if I pay them the £1000
ffs how do you get people to do favours for you
>>7292981
Godspeed
>>7292986
Write/draw porn.
>>7292986
that thousand quid would be better of being put towards your ffs or srs
>>7292987
That doesn't seem as encouraging as it should.
>tfw to intelligent to be trans
>>7292996
>I'm not sure I want FFS that costs £1000
think she means keep saving it
>>7292997
>tfw
>>7292994
:|
Sorry i was trying to be encouraging, i guess i failed..
I meant to say that you're certain to reach your goals as long as you put in work!
>>7292997
am i super dumb for being a gay mixed-race furry brony tranny degenerate
>>7292996
Yeah I know about your disability but hey that hasn't stopped people before eh?
>>7292996
I literally said save it to put towards FFS as in save more money and you will eventually be able to afford it
I am pretty sure you could get your brow done for £6k
>>7292970
I like to pretend they're my friends so I don't feel so alone
So being alone is worse
>>7292979
I hope so too. I don't think there was any bad intent. But yeah just disappointing.
I'm really happy for you
rolling
0-5 I admit I'm a tranny
6-9 I keep repressing.
>>7293006
Haha. I'm completely normal. Suck it, trannies!
>>7293007
you're a tranny too
just a dumb one
>>7293005
Sorry :(
Do you at least have plans for the weekend? Or you just gonna get some good rest?
>linux
>apple OS
>relevant, competitive enterprise grade software
You can only pick ONE (1)
>>7293010
depends on the enterprise I think
>>7293010
wrong tab friend, this is not /g/
>facial feminization congress in Sydney and Melbourne in December
I was thinking about booking a video consultation over skype but there really isn't any point, I cant even afford to go to Sydney let alone FFS or even SRS
I closed the window and I want to be dead because it would be preferable.
>>7293006
0-5 I buy some rainbow socks
6-9 I don't
Dubs buy a dress
>>7293012
Ganoo + linux
>>7293015
>tranny general
>not part of /g/
You can only pick one (1)
>Sarge we keep getting orders to let the Estrogen win!
>Must be a tranny. Lay down your arms!
>alright! Let's grow some tits
>>7293003
lol
you mostly only hear about the disabled people with incredible savant skills/achievements, not the hundreds of thousands who just live miserably, accomplish nothing despite trying and then die
>>7293023
w-why did you drop trip Amy?
>>7293025
I'm just saying you could idk just draw something really terrible looking but like for a rare fetish and people will through money at you.
>>7293019
Oh I want to roll for this too.
>>7293019
swag
>>7293027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7BkdARYNAE
>>7293019
you should buy some rainbow socks anyway
>tfw waiting for my favourite trip to post so I can show her the picture I drew of her
>>7293036
o-ok
>>7293039
she will be here soon :3
>>7293039
I hope she does and the bully anons didn't drive her away.
>>7293019
dress and tights
>>7293044
noice
>tfw anon will never draw a picture of you
>tfw you're no one's friend.
>tfw no one is excited to see you
Which trip gets bullied the most?
>>7293047
do you have any idea why you're not feeling that well these past weeks? Have you made plans to talk to someone?
>>7292977
I'm not going to :^)
>>7293053
no hedpats for u
>tfw you realize you now have small tits finally after almost 3 months of HRT
>>7293053
just let it go already wtf
no offense but i constantly get told i look like Paulina Vega but trust me i look better than that drag queen
>>7292870
How to stop (You) addiction?
>>7293055
Pics or didn't happen
>TFW work ass off to lose weight and burn tire fat
>Check today
>More fat
God fucking damn it fuck my horrible body. I've been on a caloric deficit and walk 5 miles a day.
>>7293044
Was that for you or me?
>>7293059
but thats lewd anon!
>anon will never ask to see your boobs
>>7293060
Re-examine what you eat, what you're saying is literally impossible.
>>7293065
you already admitted that you have dysphoria about not being a girl, you said yourself that you look like the girl from deadpool or sinead o'connor since you shaved your head in an attempt to reinforce your repression
>>7293067
pls
>>7293067
I'm not an anon b-but...
>>7293070
I never said I look like them I said I compared myself to them
Also I have no actual dysphoria thing is everyone knows girls are happier
>>7293068
>Re-examine what you eat
Protein. Protein. Protein. Little fat. Carbs in the form of cereal and noodles in soup. Like maxing at 1200g a day. Went a bit over yesterday b/c Thanksgiving.
>>7293076
you want to be a girl, you said it thread before last and then you said that transition is impossible even though you are in a thread full of trannies
you are hanging out here because this is where trannies hang out
>>7293051
Idk it happens in cycles like this. It always has. A few months of being ok, then being crippling depressed for a while.
No haven't looked yet
Why do i keep watching wandeeing son?
I cant handle trannyfeels
>>7293077
1200g?
>>7293081
hope you can start feeling okay again basic
i hate cycle of depression
>>7293077
No I mean, recount how many calories you eat, re-calulcate your BMI, because one of those must be wrong.
>>7293062
you,
i already have them
>>7293076
>thing is everyone knows girls are happier
Yeah thats what I thought when repressing too, until I found out its not exactly what the average guy thinks
every guy wants to be a girl
it's normal bro i'm not a tranny
>>7293085
Er. 1200 calories. Sorry. Brain isn't running right. Tired. Sleep deprivation. Black Friday bullshit.
>>7293076
At least you don't look like Deadpool. Well, maybe try dressing in red and black anyway. Looks great on most people.
why do i hang out all day in a tranny thread?
no reason
just a normal guy
>>7293095
did you ever ask your friends if they wanted to be a girl as a teenager too?
I did and none of them said yes and I said "m-me neither"
At least you're awake. Don't recognize any of you though.
>>7293076
>girls are happier
You're essentially projecting because you kmow you yourself would be happier as a girl
Its ok I did that too but its time to stop being in denial
wew I havent posted in 2 days
>>7293104
Nevermind, there's a familiar name.
Wait what Anna admitted to wanting to be a girl?
>>7293086
Thanks anon you're really sweet
>>7293097
Yeah. I thought I was actually getting better there too.
It was that fucking gig that made things worse. I was already feeling depressed, then I go to do a show, get gendered female constantly before, then show a room of hundreds of people, without doubt, that I'm just a man. And have dozens of people come up and call me dude, man, bro etc.
>>7293111
yeah but she is trying to deny it means she is trans
>>7293108
who are you anon? :3
>>7293088
Maybe in a year
>>7293116
meme magic is real
>>7293100
Or don't.
Stay and take estrogen
>>7293116
>It was a meme :^)
sure it was
>>7293115
I'm not anonymous though. I've roleplayed as several people in mtfg's, gone by many names and equally many IPs because I'm great at getting b&. This time I just decided to come back and post as myself for once.
>>7293097
Do you like feel?
If so yes
>>7293104
Morgen.
>>7293113
>>7293104
Afternoon <3
>>7293122
oh, hi angie
>>7293124
Guten Morgen!
>>7293123
Feels*
>>7293126
Es ist nacht hier.
Wie geht es dir?
>>7293126
Nope, not Angie. I'm good enough at it that you won't be able to figure out who I used to be. Sometimes I was more than one person in the same thread
>>7293117
ok, you have 364 days left
>>7293128
Sometimes I think I was memed. But then I remember my childhood
>>7293134
I can't recall any memories from childhood that make me thiink I'm a tranny thouggh, so I am being memed unironically
>>7293138
This is seriously a glimpse of my past
>>7293113
Yeah that really sucks, i remember you felt down after that :/
I mean theres not much to it, you look like a girl but when you are introduced as a man and sing in guyvoice people will gender you incorrectly.
Im not sure what would be the best thing to do, idk how singing works. Would you be able to sing in girlvoice or is that a completely different skill?
Because continuing like this cant be healthy at all.
>>7293123
Ok ill try to then
>>7293131
have we talked offboard before?
>>7293130
So müde.
müsste aber eig Küche putzen und saugen oder so
>>7293128
Bjorgfist?
Do you want to try some hormones?
Come on lets give them a try
We could be pretty girls
Just give it a shot, its like you are repressing every day
We'd all be so happy, but now you're not
I wish you would tell us why.
Do you want to try some hormones?
you don't have to stay on your male hormones.
>GO AWAY ANON
okay bye...
Do you want to try some hormones?
Or wear thigh highs around the halls
I think some pizza is overdue
I've started talking to
the pictures on the board
(Hang in there, !Joan.pie2A)
It gets a little lonely
All these empty posts
Just watching the hours tick by
Please, I know you're in there
People are asking where you've been
They say "have courage," and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you, just let me in
We only have each other
It's just you and /mtfg/
What are we gonna do?
>it's a cnt passes better then another trip episode
Is hello kitty shaped boob window the new striped sthigh high socks?,
>>7293144
C u t e
u
t
e
bjorg is a girl
>>7293141
Ich bin müde auch ;___;
>saugen
Ist das unanständig?
>>7293141
You and I? No. I didn't really talk to anyone offboard. I just wanted to be part of this community because besides the stupid drama, it seemed less toxic here than most of 4chin. I'm not trans, and I also have negative amounts of self esteem, hence me playing a character when I posted before. Didn't think anyone would actually want to talk to me, the real me that is. That's why I never added anyone outside the board.
>>7293145
she's left, don't resummon her
>>7293149
How long will your offer be valid?
>>7293150
ist vacuuming unanständig?
>>7293153
oh okay
have you been here for a long time?
Roll who you are.
(Kitty in circle is 3, small fish is 8, orca is 9. 0 is free pick)
>>7293156
you have to say it today and you have to mean it
>>7293154
CNT left????
>>7293158
roll
>>7293157
On and off for the last 6 months or so. I haven't been here in at least a month though I can't quite remember.
>>7293139
Really, neither of you?
I can remember being hugely jealous of girls, and thinking about how my life wouldve been if I were a girl, and thought I probably would've made a good girl because I felt a bit like one inside
Its pretty weird I only connected the dots as late as I did
>>7293157
Translate said it meant suck, I suppose I misinterpreted that :s (don't judge pls)
>>7293159
>have to mean it
But I don't have dysphoria you all know
I've told you before ;^)
>>7293168
>squishy fishy
Squishy fishy <3
>>7293165
wew, lewd :3
>>7293163
ohh, so not SUPER long
>>7293162
Wow qt
do you think if I got alarplasty, a lip lift, forehead contouring and a hairline advance with suporn if he would throw in srs for free?
>>7293174
No and relatively infrequently besides a few of the months. Anyway, here I am.
I always thought you were beautiful, but then, I've only seen old, poorly lit photos of you.
>>7293174
I have a pure mind, I swear.
I wonder, who is behind these posts?
It's been just sone days after my third session of laser on the face and the results so far aren't great at all.
I still have to deal with a lot of ingrown hairs and touch up every single day.
I am very pale with very dark hair so I should be a perfect candidate and they even used the maximum potency of the laser, but the reduction is so minimal.
I still have 3 more sessions to go, should I even be optimist about it anymore?
>>7293144
That's making me sad...
anyone from europe that has ordered from inhouse before?
>>7293179
thanks I guess :3
>>7293180
I am not so sure bby
I won't give any definite answer within the next few months since I am just a confused loser getting memed on
But I think I might be a girl
>>7293182
The Eternal Anglo.
>>7293189
I have a pure mind, usually.
>>7293191
Well
no
fucking
shit
>>7293191
It begins
>tfw your posts depress /mtfg/ so they don't respond to hem
I wish I had solutions to my problems and could post about more than how my own life sucks.
goodnight /mtfg/
>inb4 no replies
>>7293189
I didn't know where to go from there. I don't think I ever spoke to you, I just remember thinking you were cute. Other notable mentions are Red, who really seems to mean well. Faye, who I was never a fan of, and someone who's name I can't recall who posts at night, she was always nice to me.
>>7293191
>>7293164
I repressed for a long time because I never even thought I could be a girl, but I always felt comfortable around them, and since I started going online, wished to be mistaken for a girl. When I heard I could be a real girl...my heart lifted.
Bjorn being like this reminds me of myself. That need for validation
Does anyone know how much biotin i should take to make my hair grow faster?
>>7293189
i thought inhouse doesn't ship to germany?
>>7293191
well if you are please don't be me and repress for 6 fucking years AFTER you deep down already know the truth, Please.
>>7293195
It's hard to say something comforting, because almost everyone feels depressed and don't know what to say to cheer you or anyone up.
My life sucks too, i don't think it will get better, but who knows?
Sleep well
>>7293206
TFW me
>>7293201
they dont
but ive friends in other EU countries. I wanna know how long this usually takes desu
>>7293196
:D
so you arent trans, how crazy do we look from outside?
>>7293210
i wish i had friends
>>7293206
I might just do that desu
>take selfie
BIIIG mistake
>>7293005
>I like to pretend they're my friends so I don't feel so alone
I do this with YouTube videos & get really sad after I've spammed watched an entire channel and they dont have new, relevant things uploaded.
Almost like they dont wanna be my friends anymore
So when are we going to lock all the cis up in camps and use them for unethical transexperimentation?
>>7293222
after we have siezed power
>>7293212
Don't.
>>7293210
You don't look crazy. I've had trans friends in real life, all of them were ftm but it's the same thing. I understand as much as someone who isn't dysphoric can understand. I am dysphoric about other things about myself for what it's worth.
>>7293227
really, with whats going on here most of the time, most of the people here look batshit insane to me (Not that I am less insane, I am just selfaware)
>>7293226
But I don't want to be a tranny you silly
I'll forever say I'm just a cis guy
Even if these feelings stay like this for a few months
But they won't, I'm just being memed
also is this how normal women dress. please respond
>>7293229
I've been browsing this piece of shit website too long for anyone to look crazy to me at this point.
Ugh another day alive
>>7293230
repression only leads to the creation of hons
>>7293235
It's already too late anyway
I'm 19 I will never pass perfectly even if I start immediately
>>7293237
That actually depends on your genetics plus effort
>>7293237
Please don't fall for the fucking age memes. 19 is a perfectly fine age to transition. I'm starting at fucking 26 and I'm frankly still moderately optimistic about future results.
>>7293237
Hormones made cornflakes cis at 20 tho
>>7293241
I have a p masc face I think
At least I have a decent enough jaw for a man
Also I am too sad for effort
>>7293237
19 isn't too late
30+ is too late
genetics are more of a factor than age under 30
>>7293243
this
>>7293246
>Too early to know. Probably just doing it for attention/fame or parental pressures. Most likely gay. These people are fakers and more likely to detransition when they are in their 30s, and thus becoming hons themselves.
Written like a true hon, hon.
>>7293246
12-17 feels kinda off
my body was fucked at 16
>>7293252
>Tfw moderately manly face
post unsee?
>>7293246
>Mostly accepted as female
lol nope, only by some 4chan hugboxers mabye
>>7293252
Tfw I'm look like a man's man
>>7293252
>I am too sad for effort.
hrt fixes the sad and makes effort easier
Tfw cute but no bf + painfully alone
>>7293255
https://unsee.
cc/tozumipa/
>>7293258
cnt please
>>7293252
If you want to know a random thing that made me just take the plunge into the abyss and do this shit it's that i live in abject fear of male pattern baldness. i would rather die than become bald.
>>7293252
Grow up to be a man in your 40's before offing yourself, then.
:^)
Idk if you know anything of my story, but, HRT literally ruined every aspect of my life except for the nervousness I get from just being alone with myself & seeing myself naked in the mirror doesn't make me self conscious anymore..
But, if you have skills/career stuff already, youre Prolly ok.
Otherwise, learning to code really well is always viable.
You've been lucid bjorg.
You can't go back once you swallowed the pill.
Morpheus told you that already tho.
>>7293237
I'll be 28 in March
I still plan to do it.
Look. Flip a coin, one side girl one side guy. In that moment, before you look, that hope you have can be very telling.
>>7293246
wrong chart desu
Good lord my last picture before I made the insanely stupid error of cutting my hair is terrible, can't even post it here to pathetically beg people to tell me my chances of passing because the lighting is so terrible I look more orange than Trump.
>>7293262
I'd love to see your stupid face without facial hair.
But, from the lips up, you look like a barely passing ftm.
You could go stealth :/
>>7293262
literally the only problem is your nose width and desu hrt will probably shrink it
>>7293268
Thank you. Finally a true chart.
It probably depends on when puberty starts, some might even pass if they started with 15 or maybe 16
>>7293273
>tfw a phase for six years
Don't be me.
>>7293271
>this hugbox
......
>>7293268
holy fucking shit i love this. it's like those manlet-height ones where it goes "6'5 and under: just kill urself now".
Now I have to find more of those
>>7293275
It all depends by angles and whether you smile or not. Sad angry face gets me this
>>7293273
>Rash decisions
AA's arent permanent
I'm an extreme case. Bigotry&ignorance ruined my life.
I was pre-caitlyn jenner.
Then, the hon queen came out 7 months after me and that's all anyone who spoked to me thought id end up as b/c Ppl are stupid
>>7293268
Not chart related. Any chance you could drop skype? I've got nothing to do at work for the next hour
>>7293268
when did you trans?
>>7293282
I don't have the money to self med and I am too scared to see a medical person for anything
It's not gonna happen just for that reason if nothing else
>>7293275
Smiling face gets me this
i'm sad because i don't think i'm gonna pass
>>7293268
why is sheen on there? second to the top is her? wtf didnt know she was famous
>>7293275
i applied a filter to one of my pics and went from male to female according to face++
Are we doing this? Fuck it, tear me apart, tell me my damn chances with HRT, its not like I can be dissuaded at this point!
Bad pic from 2 months ago, still had long-ish hair:
https://unsee.
cc/butisapo/
More recent pic took in NORMAL LIGHTING, short hair:
https://unsee.
cc/zomitepa/
>>7293283
FieseOmaMitHut
I am gonna be busy though, I need to clean the kitchen :/
>>7293284
23
which is why I dont pass
>>7293279
its prob more accurate than the other one that was posted tbeh
>>7293274
yes, late developers have better chances
>>7293286
Then go,
Leave this place and think on it until it consumes you
>>7293294
I swear to fucking god.
All you fucks and your bone structure.
You'll pass visually, same as bjorg.
But you have a soft bitch face to begin with
I'm done here.
Time for work.
Zomg
>>7293300
You've delicate orbital rims and girly cheek bones
>>7293302
don't zomg me slut
*nomf*
>>7293269
who cares post it
>tfw people try to pick you up all the time because you're small and light
>>7293304
Thanks I guess
I'm not doing anything though :^)
Repression is the best
>>7293266
>Morpheus
>>7293302
Will I pass senpai?
>>7293294
>iphone
lol faggot detected
I should get dressed, a nice lady in a skyscraper is going to shoot laser beams at my face and cause me unimaginable amounts of pain, for the greater good.
>>7293315
hi hongie
>>7293315
honestly when you consider what she started with her ffs results were amazing
>>7293316
The joke's on you anon, that's a hand me down from british friends, my actual phone is a fucking piece of Alcatel garbage that I can't even use here because its locked to my chilean phone company.
Hold on, why am I arguing with you, I am a huge faggot anyway.
i'm sad i really wanna be a woman but i don't think it's gonna happen
>>7293320
I'm king of the hons. Bow down to me fellow hon
No one told me if I would pass....
>>7293327
because you need to lose weight, then you'll be fine dumby
>tfw have stupid dumb short hair
Aaaaa
>>7293329
Aw, thanks. I guess I should email this woman when I wake up.
>>7293330
>tfw your hair just grows thicker and thicker
;_;
People told me I'd never pass here pre hrt
>>7293329
>you'll be fine
>>7293323
Maybe
I feel I look ok
>>7293330
>tfw you could had a proud mane of long hair that just needed some proper styling to look good but you cut it off like 1 week before falling for the tranny meme
>>7293333
>tfw decent beard
Also checc
>>7293330
Now you.
I wonder if this is how everyone else feels talking to me, if it's as obvious to them as it is to me. You're female. What that means for you, I have no idea, but after talking with you for a couple days, I can tell you're female. So accept that fact.
Does it mean transition? Doesn't have to. Do what makes you happy.
>>7293339
angie serious question does your voice and mannerism and physique in general pass?
>>7293343
>tfw elanna says she always considered my typing female
W e w
>>7292983
>>7293345
My mannerisms are good
My voice is decent. I get ma'amed on the phone.
Body frame sucks cause of shoulders ;-;
Have to wear a women's medium to compensate
>>7293337
Homura is precious don't be mean.
>>7293341
>tfw very little facial hair
be glad your hair doesnt do this though. 99% of the time, taking pictures is a struggle to hold back my hair
https://unsee.cc
/zidebuga
>>7293351
who is that fat girl beside you
>>7293354
Friend
>>7293347
9/10 times, I can tell a persons gender by their typing. Even in ads, I can tell who wrote it.
You do type female.
NOW
I need sleep or I will die.
Have something I just found
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-today-isnt-going-to-suck/
>>7293353
Jesus, that's pretty shit to deal with
My long hair was pretty straight but I still found it too muxh effort to maintain
Or it was just repression who knows~
what's the cure for herpes
>tfw people say i can pass visually but i have the mannerisms of a psychotic man
>>7293352
trip on
only homura types like that
>>7293359
so you can pass in photos and nothing else
you're perfect catfish material
what are my flaws
>>7293365
not cuddling with me right now
>>7293366
Lauren was my confession not enough?
;_;
>>7293357
My hair only stays straight for a little bit but then at any point it gets blown, my entire face gets covered and i have to fix it. life is suffering
>>7293363
Elaborate.
>>7293366
can you teleport over to my hamster bed
>>7293380
>deleted as requested
Reee
>>7293384
>tfw everyone gets to see lauren bobs but me
Phoneposting is a hard life
>>7293385
do you have an email or something so i don't show the link to everyone
Looks like it's time to get off my ass and let a nice woman torture my face with horrendous technology to destroy my shit facial hair.
Is this an ok girl mode
>remove bjorg's beard and narrow her nose
>put the pic through taaz
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooou
Got 'em Lauren ;o
>>7293397
Kek pure hon wtf
>>7293384
>deleted as requested
Reee
>>7293397
why does the left pic look heavily shooped to begin with?
D E A D
same time EVERY night
>>7293410
it's morning
ptach
>>7293405
you have a lot of potential don't even start
with a proper beardless photo you would look better in taaz
hrt will make your face pretty
I can see why, as part of repression, you buzzed your head
how often were you being mistaken for a girl?
>>7293409
I had to remove her beard from the original pic
>>7293424
>her beard
>>7293424
Well I had facial hair so never from the front
I did get quick second glances in bathrooms when they just noticed my hair
That taaz picture looks horrendous though what are you on about
Like a man in drag
>>7293394
yes
Tfw a trans girl with a cleft palate tries to friend me on facebook
>>7293427
shitlord pls
>>7293435
it is horrendous because the base I was working from was a shooped to shit screencap
this is cropping out the chin area and the like
your facial structure is extremely feminine and will only get moreso on hrt
>>7293446
are you gonna add her
>>7293458
Duh. A man's gotta get his daily dose of bp.
>>7293457
>tfw don't see it
>at ALL
>>7293410
>night
it's 2pm
why did I sleep last night
>>7293476
didn't*
Isn't bjorg slug?
>>7293480
am i slug
>>7293471
>scary
show pls
i wanna bespooked
>>7293479
No I am trashy's new bf :^)
I will destroy slug
>>7293365
being too cute
>>7293466
>don't see it
>at ALL
thats because you can only see the guy, you arent looking beyond to the girl trapped inside
look, okay
I predicted great things from kiwi and basic and they haven't disappointed
I predict great things for your transition too
>>7293482
this qt is slug
she detransitioned but afaik is retransitioning again
>>7293487
>my transition
Literally never
>>7293484
>bf
wtf we had a deal
>>7293494
Y-yes and I meant what I said but I feel more comfortable calling myself male, Lauren
this thread is gay
>>7293493
>Literally never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
>>7293501
cute
>>7293501
You look like maddie in your before picture.
>>7293501
Wow that's a p big difference desu
Looks good
>>7293483
https://unsee.
cc/temibopa/
>>7293505
thats what I mean you will be able to pass because hrt affects soft tissues
>>7293507
nyan~
bjorg stole my boobs
>>7293047
>My bully anon isn't bullying me lately, I think its because I'm too emotionally unstable rn
There's an ebb and flow to bullying - like in a horror movie, where building suspense is important for scares to have any meaningful impact. You're not off the hook, Basic, not by a country mile.
Also, I may have been busy.
>>7293505
I'm just saying you have a better starting point than I did. And you're five years younger.
If it's something you want
>>7293513
I'm probably just too much of an easy target for you. There's no fighting back, and I'll take what you sat seriously.
Hows your work going? Did you start a new job lately or am I wrong? Cause I remember you said you were fixing your sleep a while back
Yay! My best friend and I are cooking a belated Thanksgiving dinner today. Because I was sad about it.
Sometimes real life people are awesome. I'm thankful for that.
I tried fapping this morning but it was really difficult and it didn't feel good and I got bored after 5 minutes and stopped
>>7293535
Make me
>>7293528
If you're serious about it please do think a lot. See a therapist ideally.
>>7293521
>I'm probably just too much of an easy target for you. There's no fighting back, and I'll take what you sat seriously.
You're just an emotional masochist with low self-esteem who only takes what people say seriously when it aligns with what you already think - i.e. negative things. My Hibernian campaign isn't going as well as I hoped though - Sirona has dropped off the face of the Earth, Basic is one mean comment away from driving her car into a tree and Red seems to be immune to bullying (so at least that's one thing she won't pass on to anyone else).
Work is tiring, but I still have the energy to bully.
>>7293535
I wish I could stop but being a girl is so much better
>>7293541
I'm sure I'll bounce back to prime bullying material sooner or later. But yes right now the thought of killing myself seems pretty nice.
Well that's good to hear at least. You'll have to focus on the ausfags and Canucks for now I guess
Which trip is the most severely bullied?
>>7293567
sheen the whale man
>>7293560
>Well that's good to hear at least. You'll have to focus on the ausfags and Canucks for now I guess
We had a good run with Elanna a few weeks ago, she seemed to show real anger for the first time in a while. It's a shame Emily is Basic 2.0 and most of the other Australian posters are nice.
Don't die, Basic. If you die, we can't bully you.
>>7293567
Kit is on the verge recently kek
>>7293577
>Emily is Basic 2.0
What does this mean?
I'm not going to. We'll I have no plans to soon anyway. It's just a comforting thought to help me sleep at night.
>>7293567
Kayla, by a mile
>>7293577
I'm Basic 2.0?
i think i'm gonna kill myself
cause a little suicide
stick around for a couple of days
what a scandal if i die
I can't stop putting things in my butt help
>>7293607
Wake me up before you go go!
ARRRRRRRRRGH
FUCK ACID REFLUX DISEASE
I'M GOING TO DIE OF THROAT CANCER AT LIKE 25 OR SOME SHIT
FUCKING AGONY
CHRIST
>>7293591
>>7293597
I wouldn't expect either of you to understand, but that's okay.
You just watch yourselves in my MTFG.
>>7293613
Be careful with penis in butte! You might get poopie babbies!
https://clyp.it/nuckpuzv
>>7293620
1) that's gross
2) i don't poop
i saw a post the other day complaining about how visible transpeople are these days
they were fucking right
you genuinely can't avoid it
>watching my favourite television programme
>in this episode the reason they couldn't find the bad guy was because he was actually a transwoman who stole money to fund her transition
>watching the news
>tomorrow's episode will have a feature about trans acceptance in my city
>listening to the radio
>they turn to a cricket expert who just so happens to be a transwoman
>might to university as a distraction
>studying computer science, remember that the lecturer is trans
repression was so much easier ten years ago
>>7293618
I'm Basic V0.01 :)
It all keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down.
>tfw extremely anxious for trashy visit and sex
Uhh
Guess that'll be a real test
>>7293632
1. If you can't stop putting stuff up your butte, it's inevitable that a penis will get in there
2. Poopie babbies aren't poop >:(
>>7293637
Didn't even realise Sass was still around.
Sorry, I don't want to waste a Pepe on you.
>>7293645
If you dare to platonically cuddle with your girlfriend I'll get jealous!
>>7293648
I wish that I could turn back time cause now all the guilt is mine. Can't live without the trust from those you love, I know we can't forget the past, we can't forget love and pride. Because of that, its killing me inside .
>>7293649
just because it's a new version doesn't mean it's superior.
how are you doing irish queen of the bullied?
>>7293645
get her to share her hrt to see how you like it
>>7293652
I won't cuddle platonically I sill cuddle with full romantic and sometimes sexual intentions :)
>tfw have a 15% chance of developing Barrett's Esophagus because of GERD
>tfw if I do, I then am 8.5x more likely to develop terminal throat cancer with <1 year to live
my genes really did fuck me, jesus
>>7293642
>>7293648
this song was always stuck in my head when I was a teen trying to figure out whether transitioning was worth the hurt it would cause to my family, and trying to process that guilt
good song tho
>>7293645
isnt she like super tall or was that a meme
>>7293653
I'm not queen of anything anon
I'm ok. Tired and cold but OK.
How are you?
>>7293667
Tired and hot, in a non lewd way. Two days ago I had a sweater on, today I'm on my underwear. And I have to go pay stuff before the sun set, I'll probably die, so please take care of all the being bullied I won't get to enjoy once I'm gone.
>>7293669
Awwhhhh noooooooo do I have another bully anon now?
I'm sure you don't die. Just be strong anon, you can do it.
>>7293634
>repression was so much easier ten years ago
It's a shame it wasn't all this visible ten years ago. I might have transitioned.
Although I guess someone will always miss out the first time around.
>>7293664
She's 6'7, it's not a meme
I really like it
>>7293672
No, no, I'm passing on the torch of all the bullying I deserve in life but won't live to experience.
>>7293577
>We had a good run with Elanna a few weeks ago, she seemed to show real anger for the first time in a while.
sauce for good keks
>>7293674
how tall r u
>buy wig off ali
>it's fuckin' YUGE
>friend buys wig off ali, a very cheap one at that
>everyone thinks she dyed/cut her hair and they love it
wtf
i think it's not the hair but the fact that im not a real grill
>>7293651
I was there for boys club faggot!
I was one of the oldfagl pepe posters! I Posted feels good pepes before it was turned into deplorable frog by the alt-right
I'm just kidding I luv you bully anon. :)
>>7293685
5'10
Bjorg if you read this
Go to your huisarts and tell them youre trans.
Ask for a referentie to Joep Roeffen in eindhoven.
Talk to him once and he will give a letter to your huisarts so you can get in the waiting list at the gender polukliniek at the VUmc.
If you dont have money to self med you can at least sit in their waiting list while you sort it out.
>>7293659
I'll nwver foegive you if you have platonic sexual intercourse with her! That's for me only!
>>7293690
>dutch
>a language
>>7293693
>I'll just take the heat off you
If only you could ;__;
I'd be happy traveling to the oposite hemisphere when spring comes. I like the warmth as a future goal, but after a week I'm sick of it.
>>7293696
100% meanie
>>7293696
>get drunk
>try to talk german
>people think that i'm speaking dutch
>>7293672
>Awwhhhh noooooooo do I have another bully anon now?
pretty sure there's an entire brigade of us
>>7293699
>but as a girl it wouldn't be too tall
what? how tall are women around there?
hello im 6'1"
>>7293707
Average is 5'7, so with 5'10 you'd be tall but not strikingly so
>>7293707
Average young Dutch woman is like 5'7", so it's only a few inches above average
>>7293699
It doesnt matter, your huisarts is retarded and cant know this.
Yeah joep roeffen is tranny friendly, at the very least he will help you somewhat sort out your feelings and if you tell him you want to transition he will give you a referentiebrief to the vumc, the tranny clinic in our country.
If you think youll be too tall for a girl at 5'10" in the netherlands of all places youre pretty much retarded though and should probably talk to Joep about that extra chromosome of yours.
Also if you go to Joep ill come with you
>>7293715
>If you think youll be too tall for a girl at 5'10" in the netherlands of all places youre pretty much retarded though and should probably talk to Joep about that extra chromosome of yours.
wtf i hate sertii now
>>7293717
really? I love her more every day.
>>7293717
w-why i thought it was funny bantz
>>7293715
Can you even read I said that 5'10 is the perfect height for someone in doubt because it works well for both genders in the Netherlands.
I know my GP can't know but wouldn't the stuff also show up on my healthcare insurance overview which my parents can see (since they're paying for all the stuff I do)?
I don't even know how I'd go about talking to a shrink desu
>>7293716
Well you can still pass it'll just be a bit harder silly
>>7293721
i think that it was MEAN :(
>>7293715
>sertii in charge of reading comprehension
>>7293721
some people are very sensitive.
>>7293723
When I took the bus for HS it was bellow zero for all winter. It's hard, but you can imagine how nice the future warmth will be. It sucks when all you can see in your future is being burned alive.
This might be the year I finally buy a fan.
>>7293724
oh, I know. It was just funny the difference we had.
>>7293724
Hmm the first talk i had with him didnt show up because it was an intake talk so he didnt charge me. And yeah it will show up if you really go for therapy sessions but idk that sounds like a good oppprtunity to tell them youre just confused about some things and wanted to talk to someone about it OR just come out.
>>7293726
Sorry :/
>>7293729
Fugg
>>7293731
I mean i guess it was kinda offensive
time to buy a fuckin' weeb wig
>>7293737
>hi mummy and daddy I am confuse so I'm going to a special psych in another city :^)
I don't know how I'd explain that, desu
Why is stuff so hard
>feel bad
>watch wrestling
>remember Rick Flair
>and his dead son
>and being pushed to promote stuff while mourning
>and that time they used his dead son as a plot device
>and he keeps going, because he's too old to have a life outside of it
>and it's all so sad
>summer weather starts
>in a bad way so i'll miss the summer again
fuck my life
>>7293746
tell them he was very recommended and that you don't want to trust your head to just any random jerckoff that lives nearby.
>>7293750
don't you still have like 4 months to make it work?
>tgfw the new Gilmore Girls came out today
I don't have netflix but torrents will be up soon
Gonna watch comfy kino with mummywummy
>>7293754
it's very unlikely that i'll leave the house more than ten times in the next four months
>>7293746
I got the referentiebrief in my first talk so if you tell him you want to transition then he will do this for you. You wont pay anything for this talk and just schedule the next talks in like April or whatever. Say that youll have very important courses on monday and friday (the days when he takes patients at his office) that you cant miss till then.
You would need to intercept the letter from the VU that your reference has been received though and tell Joep to not send any letters to your house and just send everything by email.
>>7293723
>Why?
dunno, some anons probably have a crush on you, others are just MEAN people
>>7293757
I loved that show, it's so girly. I haven't seen it in ages, my favorite was the korean girl, what was her name? Lane?
I just realized I went the entire day of thanksgiving without speaking to or even seeing another human
>>7293761
O-oh that's easier than I expected
Also good thing I'm getting some nose shit done in March so in April my eigen risico will be all fucked up already, they probably won't care at that point anymore. I'll think about it, but won't do anything until after trashy visit anyway. Setting that as a time limit
Thanks about the tips about mail too!
>>7293751
Yeah guess that makes sense
>>7293764
Lane yeah. I've always liked Michel (the black French guy). Rory was nice in the first seasons but then she became a bitch, it was such a shame.
>>7293766
Sorry I moved to pc so it didn't give me a (you). You're not getting any platonic sex from me Sass. No non-platonic sex either.
Trashy, however, will get non-platonic sexual relations
>>7293759
institutionalized or just hikki?
>>7293771
Its ok, i spent my last birthday like this.
These things are depressing but nothing to be ashamed of.
>>7293774
Retard get an appointment ASAP (monday). From the moment of getting into the waiting list at the VU itll take a year for you to get mones. Thats plenty of time to think about if you want it or not. Dont throw these extra months of your life away like that.
>>7293762
Nobody has a crush on me anon
>>7293786
B-but
B-b-but
I'm scared
And how do I convince Joepke I want to transition when I don't even know whether I'm a tranny?
;_;
>>7293793
Well, I do. But it's purely platonic, and I don't bully.
Kill me while it's hot! Don't be shy
>>7293796
Dont worry by the time you get an appointment with him this board will have convinced you.
Just tell him what you tell us here and you'll be completely fine.
>>7293801
>Just tell him what you tell us here
That I think girls are inherently happier?
That when I shaved my head I compared myself to women with shaven heads?
I guess that'd work.
Also I don't want to be "convinced" by this board I need to be convinced by my own mind. It just needed a little push I guess :^)
>>7293798
Oh
I kind of like being bullied
>>7293774
Well I guess that if you promise that trashy will strictly get non platonic sex from you, that won't ruin our platonic frienship.
Have fun! :3
>>7293806
Yeah things like that. Just tell him what you feel and he'll sort you out.
>>7293810
Yeah she won't get any platonic things.
Just don't expect to get anything more than platonic cuddles/hugs from me either you serpent
>>7293811
The last one was pretty significant looking back.
>>7293813
Well I'll think about it.
I'll need weeks of courage building to even make a phone call though
>>7293806
Also if you literally just tell him you want to get on the VU waiting list he'll help you with that, he wont gatekeep you.
>>7293816
For me
>I think women are inherently happier
is the biggest one.
Still, he'll guide you and ask you stuff. You don't need to go with a prepared speech, that's only for people trying to avoid being gatekept.
Black Friday y'all
I already shopped a little online at sephora and I'm pretty happy with my mini haul
>>7293825
how drunk did you get last night?
>>7293833
>"fuck women what do they have to complain about they get to be women "
>no, I'm not a tranny at all
>I just think that being a woman is the biggest blessing
>And think of all the things I'd be doing if I were one
>If only...
>But I'm no tranny!
>>7293834
I was pretty drunk when I was nice posting and then sober when my girlfriend didn't introduce me to her coworker and her husband at target
>>7293833
My attitude is "lmao women can make tons of money just showing their tits on a screen while some men will always be thirsty enough to pay for it, women don't need any skills or personality they just need to be non-fat"
How do you take care of your hair OwO?
>>7293838
I missed that anecdote if you already posted it.
Did you go to target right after dinner?
>>7293843
Yah we went to get Black Friday stuff, she picked up a tv and a keureg
>>7293782
Not really a hikki, but sorta.
>>7293847
It's kind of disgusting to have a family gathering and right after go buy stuff. Can't you have parties or something?
>>7293841
Nice shampoo, nice conditioner, washing only every few days, oil for the dry ends, heat protector, using heat sparingly and air drying when possible
>>7293854
I don't see any semen in that regime...
>>7293859
That's cause you swallow it, there's nothing to see.
>>7293859
I can't buy 1 litre bottles of semen on Amazon :(
>>7293864
sad feels
>>7293864
just ask your roommate
>>7293871
trip on, roommate
>>7293864
Did you look for it, how about ebay?
>>7293871
I was under the impression that hrt made big cums go away.
>>7293875
I looked and just saw pills for big cums
>>7293877
No no, you pay me to cum on me
That's how this works.
>>7293879
http://gawker.com/5971757/japanese-porn-star-solicits-bottles-of-semen-from-twitter-followers-for-upcoming-film-nsfw
you crowd source it dummy
>>7293879
I can't do that that'd be very unplatonic
Also I'm not the one who wants that you want the cummies
>>7293881
>puke.jpg
>>7293850
Nah not on thanksgiving, everyone's with family, and our family works themselves to death so at best you get two people together,
>>7293881
Oh god thats so gross
That shit is gonna be so rotten
>>7293882
At least buy me dinner first
>>7293892
>buy me dinner
I can probably afford to give you a big mac or something like that
>>7293894
Meh, I guess I could succ for a big mac
>>7293816
;-; why must you call me a serpent? I'm respectful towards your wants and needs Bjorg. Besides platonic sex literally doesn't meet anything
Just cuddles and hugs...kisses are platonic or not?
>>7293895
yeah, probably the same
>>7293898
I would like to do that with you Sass
Want to watch romantic movies in bed and snuggle?
>>7293895
I want to apply for this ONG of succ for burgers. What info do you need from me?
>>7293895
what can i get for half a bag of chicken nuggets?
>>7293895
That's a pretty low rate elanna, have some dignity, they're like 2 bucks.
>>7293903
En inglés es NGO
>>7293907
I'm not Elanna level, but I might go up to touching the dick area with pants on. That's as high as I'm willing to go.
>>7293909
They're 5 dollars up here!
>>7293907
Take your nuggies and go, this is the big leagues
>>7293903
Please leave your credit card info, name, address, social insurance number and your mother's maiden name
>>7293913
>I'm not Elanna level, but I might go up to touching the dick area with pants on.
i think i'd rather just eat the nuggets
hopefully i can get a better deal the next time a famine rolls around
>tfw wouldn't suck a dick for a big mac
Am I not trutrans™?
Do i pass now?
>>7293922
but you won't have the nuggets by then, you're not in the best position either. they are getting cold, you know?
>>7293923
just self respect
I want to be Sass's boytoy
>drink 3 beers
>end up totally freaking drunk
wtf my tolerance is girl levels now :c
I fucked up.
Good morning /mtfg/
>>7293929
Please don't post pictures of me
>>7293932
What brand of beers?
>tfw am supposed to work like 2-3 days per week
>am too sad to even consider it right now
hlep
shamble
>>7293940
coors i think
I want to choke another girl on my cock.
>>7293934
what did u do?
>>7293944
Shitty taste
>>7293934
what happened?
>>7293937
do we look that much alike?
there is an alligator in my bathroom
>>7293942
the more you do it the easier it becomes.
it takes 2 months to get used to anything, after that you're dandy
>>7293951
it's your gt
I get freaked out now and then too
>>7293932
please go and stay go
t. Anon
>>7293953
why did you shave your eyebrows? it never works, I used to do it with my unibrow and it looked like crap 10 out of 10 times.
>>7293935
good morning! what's up?
>>7293949
i didnt pick it out it was all they had but eh i dont really drink at all
>>7293955
no
>>7293956
I think you misunderstand. I didn't realise that I was shaving my eyebrows. And it wasn't down the middle...
>>7293954
But I am sad and don't want to go outside
It's cold and inside is comfy and I can talk to people and don't have to do anything
I can't do it
I have to win the lottery unironically
>>7293963
you have to visualize yourself as a drone just acting without thinking.
I worked in a office a while ago and getting there and the time back at home where by far the worst, being there was meh. It still took so much effort to get up...
>>7293962
what were you shaving that you ended up there?
I was saying that I had a reasson and clear goal to try to shave them, and it still didn't really work.
>>7293966
Sideburns... Okay, It may have been more than an amount of alcohol...
I might have been 2 litres of Cider and a bottle of wine...
I'm pretty hideous anyway...
>>7293964
yeah! fight your gt!
>>7293966
I guess.
The lottery is my main hope for happiness lmao
I don't know what I'll do with my life when I inevitably don't win
i wanna cum on a tranny's tum
>>7293974
I wanna nut in a tranny's butt
>>7293969
not a fan but it isn't that bad, at least in that pic it looks symetric and more or less realistic.
your side burns are pretty far from the eyebrows...
>>7293973
you transition and get the inherent female happiness
>>7293974
Same
how was everyone's turkey day?
>>7293979
B-but
I don't want to study and work for the rest of my life I want to be a lil neet
>>7293979
Look, you try shaving with that much booze in you... while watching bad comedy... and continuing to drink...
>>7293974
i do that almost every day desu
but then i have to clean up my tum ;_;
>>7293982
>I don't want to study and work for the rest of my life I want to be a lil neet
https://my.mixtape.moe/asoknk.webm
>>7293902
>I don't get hard anyway
How low T are you, you're not even on hrt
i got lasered. upper lip laser sucks because you just feel the smell of burning hair. also it hurts.
>>7293982
become a camwhore
>>7293988
you're a strong girl, amy
>>7293982
Well you've come to the right place
>>7293990
I mean I get hard but when sexual situations get real I get soft
I can jerk off just fine and when cuddling I get boners just fine too.
>>7293992
Can't become a camwhore if not hot
do boys like transgirls who look like butch dykes?
>>7293892
cum that isn't being delivered directly from a dick disgusts me in a strange way, considering how much i normally like cum.
>>7293998
yeah boys like me, but i have to approach them because they always think i'm gay
>>7293997
>mean I get hard but when sexual situations get real I get soft
>I can jerk off just fine and when cuddling I get boners just fine too.
such a tranny
you can become a camwhore if you bring some new fetish to the table. there's an audience waiting for you out there.
>>7293999
trips for truth
>>7293998
I dont think I know any guy who goes for that look, especially since butch dykes usually dont want the male attention anyways.
>>7294003
In some ways, today was good, Brinkmann finally called me...
Basic, how do you deal? things suck so much...
>>7294001
>such a tranny
U-untrue!
Also I don't want to be a weird fetishist
>>7293997
>I mean I get hard but when sexual situations get real I get soft
It's like you're a tranny or something
>>7293999
Yeah cum is just super perishable so the idea of it being a few days old is so gross
>>7293913
NGO es cierto! Jajaja gracias! Que paso con tu trip?
>>7293919
Not sure if I should post personal info, but I trust 4chan.
>Credit Card
Lol, I have no more credit cards :(
>Address:
1ª. Av. 7-60 z.14 Edificio Tadeus apt.1504
Guatemala City Guatemala
01014
>Social secuirty number
Lol, I don't have that
>Mother's maiden Name
Blanca Vanfretti
>>7293923
You wouldn't succ for big mac, but you'd do it for free (if the situations allowed it) ;)
So ya, ur trutrans™
>>7293930
Ok, I approve of this.
>>7293963
Hugs u :3
>>7293997
You need to cuddle while you go in me, I mean when you go inside your gf.
>tfw you see an okay-looking girl in the mirror
>>7294009
Time to get a better mirror.
>>7294003
you don't look like a dyke, you dress like a norma woman your age and have generic hair. dyke is a style more than genetics.
>>7294004
I wanna hug a sirona
>>7294005
i'm saying you'd be someone's fetish, not a fetishist yourself
>>7294007
I forget, I don't care that much. I'm an anon at heart.
>>7294005
I dont know about tranny Bjorg but you're a pretty low test male that's for sure.
>>7293256
>Cornflakes is a fucking 1 percenter femboy
what's this supposed to mean
>>7294013
I kinda just want to die.
Have you not seen what I look like recently?
i like that my face is soft an is going to get even softer once i start hrt. its gonna take me a while to be able to go girlmode but just feeling softer is gonna make me happy
>>7294014
Bjorg's dutch, what'd you expect, I bet it's all the dairy.
>>7294002
:(
I can pull off the butch look without even really trying, but when I try anything more fem I just look like a delusional hon
I'm not even into girls sexually...
>>7294013
hey anys i did it. i bought the fuckin pills
https://files.catbox.moe/srd4wl.pdf
This is a clinic near where I live. Does this look good for getting prescriptions?
>>7294018
you posted a pic minutes ago.
no one likes how they look.
your eyebrows seem like low effort japanese dot, it's a thing.
>>7294007
Uh why did you post that?
Lol
>>7294005
>stutter text
Do you want me to fly over there and cram the pills down your throat for you?
>>7294009
https://youtu.be/PivWY9wn5ps
>>7294026
>it's a thing.
...
Well now I feel silly, and depressed.
Oh to hell with this, I'm going to go shower then curl into a ball with a beanbag on top of me...
>>7294024
I've been talking with you almost everyday, even congratulated you when you did. I'm still glad tho, just remember that there are anons feeling happy for you all the time.
How lewd did it get with onix?
>>7294027
psychs should just ask
>do you write stutter text
and prescribe based on that
>my hormones have been shipped
>>7294001
>you can become a camwhore if you bring some new fetish to the table. there's an audience waiting for you out there.
Is there a fetish that involves trannies eating pizza together and then watching anime and cuddling?
If so then I might be able to make good money as a camwhore.
>>7294016
They passed pre hrt and didn't have to work for it. Not that you can work for it.
>tfw your cousin's kid only wants to play with you
I was hoping to go sober for an hour, but that fell through.
>>7294037
which is the test and which is the est?
>>7294037
yay you can start them soon!
>>7294035
I think you keep dropping trips. I made out with her once. I like kissing ok.
>>7294034
>Wbu?
I messed up my eyebrows, my family found Nubrain on my bank account statement (There's a long story about this) and I've had to hide my pills better, Disability are delaying on the money by asking for further bank statements, and I'm putting on weight because my only proven method of dealing with stress is to binge eat.
So really horrifically bad.
Oh, and I think I'm losing hair.
that's always fun.
>>7294045
Yeah, I guess...
>>7294044
>>7294048
IT BEGINS
>>7294009
how do u do tbis
>>7294040
change the cuddling for some sort of sexual act and I'd bet someone would love that.
just eat pizza with anime in the background until you have a few viewers.
I'd sincerely ask edie if this is a thing at chaturbate, eating fetish isn't that nieche and the anime will appeal to the younger crowd.
>>7294043
you're the cool aunt! living the dream!
I wish my niece liked me that much, but that takes effort
>>7294050
I'm an anon at heart
My pronouns are nobody/whothefuck
>>7294052
>tfw me T was an army of lazy fucks ready to give up, just like myself.
>>7294056
I'm the aunt that can never have kids and will always be envious.
At least with something in me I can avoid crying
>>7294001
Is there a disgusting hob fetish I can cash in on?
>>7294056
I was being facetious, but yeah, I'm sure someone would love that.
And it would probably help that you're incorporating stuff that trans girls stereotypically like, because then viewers can imagine you as more "real", instead of some unobtainable porn star.
>when your roomie has a conversation with basic about how gay you are
>>7294072
theres like whole new sites of transbian porn that seem to be dedicated to like more normal "real" trans girls fucking. i think its cute
t. horny transbian
meiko kaji is the most beautiful woman alive, this isn't up to discussion
>>7294061
there are ciswomen who can't get pregnant, it sucks but you can be the cool aunt and eventually adopt.
you're too young to have actual kids anyway.
>>7294067
i don't think you get it. there is a fetish for everything.
but you do look too normal for anything too kinky.
>>7294072
I sincerely want to ask edie what was the wierdest, the more weeaboo and the most "everyday shit" things she has seen.
>>7294080
>>7294025
Pls help. https://www.whitman-walker.org/service/medical/transgender-care/
is the link to the clinic if you don't trust PDFs.
>>7294059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfaBP2E-Q_Q
>my T army
They are ruthless bastards.
>>7294080
basic is gay too though, she has a girl (female) fiancée
she's considered to be somewhat of an expert in these matters, but you're both gayfags
>>7294090
As far as I can see all I get is boring woman your age or a bit older.
>>7294097
the fight hasn't begun, you don't know yet.
i started having changes before starting E, although it's also true that I probably kept taking only AA for like 3 months.
>>7294099
Clearly Basic is grooming Elanna for a threesome. Don't ruin her game.
>>7294099
elanna is dating a boy
>>7294103
"boy"
>>7294099
But I think this all started because I thought basic didn't give off a gay vibe in terms of presentation ;_;
>>7294085
Photo shopped
>>7294090
Hello gay friend :)
>women can have boney noses
>women can have big chins
>women can have wide jaws
>women can have thick necks
>but not more of one of those things at the same time
>>7294104
what are you implying about me?
>>7294111
O RLY?
>>7294114
It's pretty great I just kissed a cute boy
>>7294053
be on hrt for over a year
>>7294112
That you're cute.
Cute is a feminine thing.
You are not a boy.
You are a boi.
im a boi
>>7294114
I don't blame you, I'd groom her too if I were into girls.
Your wardrove is conservative, that's a good thing for me. If you want to look like a real dyke you need to shave your hair in some way, tint it, and dress like a poor person in mad max.
>>7294116
Mad respect for Chyna, although I liked her more in her ealy years.
I wanted to ask you, would wearing a coat on top of your shoulders have the same hiding effect as pads?
>>7294007
2lewd sass
I ordered dick pills to trashy's home so I'll be okay
Also I have to go in a few minutes ;_;
I just wanna stay here and ponder my gender identity
See you later tonight I guess :(
>>7294128
Depends on the coat. The more formal ones have that effect. Casual, less structured coats don't.
>>7294157
thanks
I'll spend a couple of hours in front of the mirror now
>>7294135
Bjorg, bby are you really qyestioning your gender identity?
>>7293983
You shouldn't drink (that much) on hrt.
And at least you are a woman, so you could even be fine without eyebrows at all and just draw them on, even if that looks stupid.