/mtfg/ Transgirl General

reminder practice your hip thrusts for a big butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEdqd1n0cvg

i thought Thanksgiving was illegal in Australia

>>7290900
yes

>>7290906
20 million vietnamese boat people

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>tfw sleep 12 hours.

I love like everyone so much rn

I'm talking to someone on skype and I honestly can't tell if they're a bot or not.

I feel like people are getting cleverer with these catfishing bots

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Would you make the contract, /mtfg/?

>>7290915
It was a text

>>7290915
ily2

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>>7290912
>an australian in MY thread

>>7290916
is it me?

>>7290916
i am a bot

>>7290915
>I love like everyone so much rn
even me? i voted trump though

>>7290915
FAYE IS DRUNK EVERYONE

What's everyone listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcuQ6RKF3PU

>>7290926
>>7290928
No Lauren, it's not you.

>>7290915
what drug did you take?

hi its me tahm

>>7290916
>not giving it a Turing test

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>tfw not a girl

>>7290939
>>7290933
never mind then

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>>7290936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJJ_zmDWGqc

>>7290937
i don't think i'm lauren
the second one might be though

>>7290943
why not become one then?

>>7290943
Birdy 2.0 strikes again.

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>>7290915
Ily2 faye
>>7290943
>tfw a girl

>>7290943
iktf

>>7290956
My attempt to escape failed, had to sell vidya so nothing else to do.

>>7290956
>>7290943
>Tfw radioactive slug full of deteriorating bones

Reposting:
I said I was gonna go to the supermarket and then sank into depression I haven't moved since then. The fact I'm starting my transition so fucking late is making me feel like shit. Here's a fucking goofy cumbia song that's popular in Chile and I think is hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du1UJyRwmts [Embed]

Addition: I'm just gonna go for real now. I really need a bit of wine, wine gives me a happy drunkness.

>>7290948
i am also not lauren

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>this girl had type III forehead, jaw/chin reduction, scalp advance/brow lift, a nose job, cheek implants, fat grafts, and a trach shave with spiegel

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN OR ANYTHING BUT HOW DO YOU SPEND LIKE 35,000$ ON FFS AND STILL LOOK THIS MASCULINE
AM I JUST OVERREACTING?? I'M IN SHOCK. IT'S LIKE SPIEGEL JUST MADE HER MORE HANDSOME

>>7290967
>>7290948
same

>>7290965
Also! I have laser tomorrow! I hope that makes me feel a bit better, even if laser results take several sessions to show up, progress is progress.

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I made myself sad because my family are splitting into their own families and I'm all alone and nobody even wants to go out for my birthday and none of them will probably even wish me happy birthday

im lauren

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>>7290959
:(
That's no good
>>7290960
>tfw I'll never be a slug
Sad feels
>>7290971
Yay!
I hope laser goes well
>>7290973
:(
I'd go out with you for your birthday sheen

>>7290969
i can't even tell which one is the before and which the after

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>>7290943
>tfw you ktf and don't want it
>tfw you can never rid yourself of this feeling
>>7290969
What the fuck...
>>7290973
>tfw you can't throw sheen a birthday party

>>7290973
just become angry and bitter about it, and convince yourself through hatred that it's better being alone

it's like when you're a virgin for so long, it stops being a thing you're ashamed of and you start to feel proud of being such a statistical anomaly

>>7290965
Supermarket is closed now pham
>>7290969
Hory shet this horrifying, you can see the pain in her eyes. Ok now can people see that some people (like me) are beyond saving?
>>7290977
Oh well hopefully I'll be gone in January. Lots to do in January.

>>7290969
the beard shadow in the after pic doesnt really help lol

>>7290969
are you sure that person is actually transgendered? not everyone who gets ffs wants to be and look like a girl. maybe he just wanted to soften his masculine features

please let this be the case

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>>7290953
>implying you can become one

>>7290955
>implying I'm a tranny

>>7290956
Must be comfy living ez life ;^)

>>7290960
Wat

>>7290957
;_;

>>7290979
>tfw hope the feeling goes away soon

>>7290983
The tesco near my home is 24 hours except on Saturdays and Sundays.

>>7290915
wtf this is weird

>>7290969
That's a girl?

>>7290988
>>implying you can become one
where do you think you are?

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how to take non crap photos seriously? i always do something wrong with expression or lighting or posture

>>7290969
I have my quote for the same with him minus the implants&grafts... And just mandible, not chi.
Raising upper lip instead.
But
Psure I have a much better platform tho

>>7290983
you live in london and you don't know there are 24/7 supermarkets? when do you do your shopping if not between 4 and 6am?

>>7290969
the surgeon was too conservative

>>7290997
Lmao you look ugly as fuck there

>>7291001
well thats spiegel for you

>>7290996
>implying you can become a REAL one

>>7290973
Drugs?
Weed.
Weed and nature.
I told you this a year ago.
Nature.

>>7290983
You're committing suicide in January?

>>7291000
Yeah but most of them are way out in zone 4
>>7291008
Hopefully

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>>7290978
>>7290979
>>7290983
>>7290985

https://clyp.it/tlp3deod

>>7290984

SCREAM
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW CAN YOU TRUST THAT THE DOCTOR ISN'T JUST GONNA PERFORM FACIAL MASCULINIZATION SURGERY ON U?!?!!?

>>7290956
>>7290922
>>7290923
>>7290933
>>7290939
>>7290994

<3
>>7290929
Especially you

>>7291004
why do you keep insulting?

>>7291002
im RLY bad at taking pictures and my camera phone is low quality

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>>7291012
>Yeah but most of them are way out in zone 4
Hmm, "way out in zone 4".

We're narrowing it down, Shakira. Slowly, but surely. I'm thinking you're in zone 2.

>>7291013
Tbh, they look better tho.
Like, if their lips were larger, no shadow, makeup, and maybe the fat graph wasn't the best idea.
Cheek implants sans fat on the lower half of the face would've been cool

>>7291016
I'm not insulting
It's a fact that a tranny isn't and will never be a biological girl
It's a tragedy though

>>7291012
Don't do it ;~;
>>7290969
Fug I don't know how I'd react if I had ffs and it looked that bad

>Londoners are like "Wow you live so far away!" when I tell them where I live.
>My commute to school is just 40 minutes.
>My commute to school in Santiago was over an hour and involved tons of walking.
I don't get it.

>>7291025
tell us something we didn't already know

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>>7290995

RIGHT!?!!?!? o m f g
i'm so scared of FFS WTF

>>7291001

i legitimately think spiegel just walked into the operating room after they drugged her, punched her in the face, and then left

>>7291024

THEY WENT FROM LOOKING LIKE A BASEMENT DWELLER TO LOOKING LIKE YOUR AVERAGE GUY AT A BAR
omg. i mean they do look better in this pic?

>>7291013
Whenever you said you always screamed a lot I always assumed you were talking about sex. Do you usually speak like that? Don't you feel selfconcious that your neighbors can hear you?

I really like your voice tho. I would feel really weird talking with you.

>>7291025
the further I am from being a man the better I feel
Maybe someday it will be possible to reach the other end, who knows
but meanwhile, this isn't too bad

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>>7291013
This is my favorite ffs picture

She's hot af

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>>7290988
maybe if I ignore it, it will go away
>>7291013
I feel bad because all I can see is this..

>>7291037
>maybe if I ignore it, it will go away
me

>>7291031
Are they on hrt tho?
Where are you pulling this info?
Their eye shape doesnt even look fem

>>7291031
that image is proof that HRT never works.

>>7291029
Latin America is much larger, I usually calculate an hour to get anywhere. I think the US is like that too.

>>7291030
Why is bjorg being so mean today?

>>7291039
what are you saying

>>7291031
Sadly a lot of the docs that do FFS are either frauds, dishonest, or take to the Korean Method.

The Korean Method basically means they do a single face. They make a single face every time. And they focus on doing that one face to the best of their ability.

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>>7290988
all this denial, jfc Anna just take your skittles
>implying you can become one
with transition you can get as close as medically possible right now
>implying I'm a tranny
wanting to be a girl is basically the prerequisite of being a tranny, I bet you regret shaving your head
>hope the feeling goes away soon
dysphoria doesn't go away, it only gets stronger over time

>>7291025
maybe you should tell that to Trashy and see how that goes

>>7291043
>Why is bjorg being so mean today?
How am I mean ;_;

>>7291045
I'm saying that if I ignore feels they might go away

>>7291036
:^[

>>7291043
>Why is bjorg being so mean today?
People are always their meanest when they're repressing.

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>>7291027

IDK HOW I WOULD EITHER!! AND I WANT FFS!!! this shit omg. I DON'T TRUST SPIEGEL!!

>>7291033

i scream laughing alllllllllllll of the time but right now i'm just freaking tf out!!!!!! normally i'm a bit quieter lmao. why would you feel weird? cause i'm loud af sometimes?

>>7291036

STOP

>>7291037

AAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>7291041

IDK i mean lemme dig some more. they're posting all of it on reddit!!!!!!!!

>>7291042
>>7291046

i'm gonna kms

>>7291047
>I bet you regret shaving your head
Actually no, this is way less effort and I am lazy and sad so it works out
>maybe you should tell that to Trashy and see how that goes
Trashy knows that and she's okay with people saying it

>>7291013
a) why do you sound like a Kardashian
b) How long has that person been on HRT? For maybe they did it early or pre-HRT
c) Where did you find this picture? I wonder how Spiegel is getting customers with these pictures floating around
>>7291021
Lmao I'm in zone 3
>>7291027
Why not?
>>7291029
Lol this is so true, anyone who lives in say Croydon people round here are like shieeet nigga that's a trek.

>>7291051
She detransed and looks hot but yah that's real

>>7291048
>I'm saying that if I ignore feels they might go away
did you learn nothing from the girly movie, bjorg

>>7291051
Yeah, I mean, in a bar no problem. But being in a house I wouldn't stop worrying that everyone is hearing us. I hate when that happens.

>>7291051
Yea
The other features hrt adds aren't there.
Is like they did ffs during month 1

>>7291051
>kms
you're the most passable tranny here next to cornflakes, don't let the dsyphoria tell you otherwise.

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>>7291048
>I'm saying that if I ignore feels they might go away
conceal don't feel doesn't work
didn't you even watch the movie you love?

>>7291052
this is so sad please don't go down the repression route Bjorgy

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>>7291054
>Lmao I'm in zone 3
Zone 3, somewhere in the western half of London...I've got Tooting/Wandsworth in mind.

Just have to wait for you to slip up again.

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>>7291054

a) i am the tranny kardashian. shim kardashian.
b) LET ME FIND OUT
c) REDDIT

>>7291055

wait really? what did they look like presenting as female?

>>7291060

oh when i'm talking to people irl i'm quiet af unless i'm hanging out with a bunch of other trans ppl. when i'm with cis ppl i turn into a librarian lmao

>>7291061

maybe they are only 1 month on hrt? WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS THO IF THAT'S THE CASE

>>7291062

I AM NOT LMAO

>>7291056
So if I love it will go away?
I love trashy why are feels still here?

>>7291064
Conceal don't feel works perfectly well it just makes you sad for a while
I've been sad for years I can handle a bit more
>don't go down the repression route Bjorgy
There is literally nothing to repress
Shaving my head was the best decision I've made since visiting trashy for the first time

>>7291025
>tfw you're going to a wedding, and will be reminded of this all weekend
>>7291039
Drugs work.

>>7291070
>I love trashy why are feels still here?
You don't actually love trashy, you just want to BE trashy. Don't hold it back anymore, Bjorg - start chugging them skittles.

Also, tell trashy her next bf says hi.

>>7291069
I dunno he did the ffs like 6 months in and just realized he was a guy and detransed, he like being hotter though so it worked out but it's a good example of what some top surgeons do

Stuck watching the Iowa All State concert. It's tearing me apart.

>>7291076
>Drugs work.
Yeah but you can't do lsd everyday due to time and tolerance

>>7291079
Untrue, I do love trashy
I don't want to be a sad neet
I'm not going to chug skittles

AND BACK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL DESTROY YOU

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>tfw you let it go

>>7291069
>when i'm with cis ppl i turn into a librarian lmao
that's so sweet!

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OK SO
she is only like 1 month on hormones. do you think 1 month on hormones with that FFS result would pass though?? i almost feel like she should have waited or something

WHEN WILL THEY ALLOW TRANNY EUTHANASIA?!?!?

Whew. I think I got everything

Bad news: I lost my wallet.

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>>7291070
>There is literally nothing to repress
except for
>>7290988
>>7290943

>ywn see Anna smile like pic related

sooo
>come out to gf long long time ago
>she says she fine with it
>time goes on
>getting more and more shitty with "i'll do what i want i dont care what you say" attitude
>wearing a lot more makeup and flaunting clothes lately and going out more often without saying anything about it
>blew off thanksgiving plans that were made 3 weeks ago 5 hours beforehand because her sister was coming down from school and bringing some of her friends and guy friends
>go over and she's full faced wearing a dress that you could see her business if she bent over 2 inches chatting it up with 3 dudes
still says she loves and wants to marry me but has a lot of looking for a new relationship type behavior
is it time to dump her?

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>>7291065
>Tooting
>Wandsworth
>West London

>>7291083
ya but the effect of psychs stays with you for a few days
don't you notice your dreams being different after?

I could not lucid dream before tripping my ass of on shrooms, for the next ~7 days I'm 500% more likely to be able to control my dreams, and have them way more vivid either way

>>7291085
>tfw you realize they're sisters

>>7291031
Why would you want ffs?

>>7291087
yeah, completely.
Did they expect to pass inmediately or something?

>>7291069
Could be they were gatekept and lucid about how unfortunately masc. their face was.

Hey
Why is there a couple guys I work with who misgendered me when they found out I'm trans (they dont anymore) but now flirt with me constantly?

Idk how to feel. I mean, I know I'm just assuming the Andro status but holy fuck.
Ppl I thought were just ignorant assholes flirt with me.
Dafuq
I dont know how to come to terms with it all
Also, there's some girl from Iraq who keeps flashing 'iwannafuq' eyes & her brother won't make eye contact with the evil tranny.
I think I told you that tho.

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>>7291080

me someday

>>7291086

no it isn't lol ;_; when i'm with trans ppl i feel more confident and i'm very YASS TRANNIES ARE GREAT U BETTER WERK, BE URSELF!!
LOVE URSELF UR GREAT LET'S GET DRUNK AND HAVE FUN OMGOMAJGAHS
and when i'm with cis people i'm like in the corner holding the hand of some guy i'm dating acting like he's my bodyguard
and i get all quiet and barely talk cause i get all anxious and ppl try to talk to me and i'm just like 'w-what are you doing'

>>7291098

to get rid of my big schnoz and to flatten my brow

>>7291099

i have no idea!!!!!

>>7291090
>ywn be courageous enough to freeze brand yourself to get the white streak in your hair
feels really bad

>>7291094
I never dream at all
Or at least I don't remember them.
All psychs do is make me emotionally fragile (but really really happy) and then sad when I'm coming down

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>>7291083
>AND BACK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL DESTROY YOU
Familiarity breeds contempt. One day you'll come home to an empty flat and read the note trashy left while me and her drive off into the sunset.

>>7291087
Looking at the before I feel like she's given herself a chance for when the hrt and hair removal kicks in but the timing seems weird. Like why do that at one month?

>>7291092
how do you consider that a girlfriend?

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>>7291093
>shakira's reading comprehension
Never fails to amuse me.

>>7291103
because you feel inferior to cis people like most of us do, silly. you can't just relax or they'll attack you like mad dogs or something.

>>7291092
Do you really have to ask?
Shes sleeping around Prolly.

>>7291109
she was a really sweet and giving girl but just seemed to change for the worst
ive been dating her for the past 14months but the last month she's been pretty bad and i want to dump her but dont

>>7291087
lmao she gave up on HRT at 1 month in, worse than me. I'm giving up after 18
>>7291110
Why do you care where I live anyway?

>>7291092
I had a similar situation, but I dropped it around the flauting clothes. Have some self respect...

>>7291112
still, you have to admit that she's being a cunt if she keeps trying to keep her by the side and promise marriage and stuff, that's cheap shit

>>7291103
>Edie acts like me around cis Ppl
I'm comfy with this
>>7291080
So, you next year?

>>7291105
Stop it :(

>>7291104
I bet you smoke weed on a fairly regular basis if you're not dreaming then

I love marijuana, but I really love the dreams I have every night
even without taking mushrooms in 2+ months I can still have a dream with some amount of lucidity about 10% of the time, mostly dependent on if I wake up in the middle of the night
I abuse alcohol now which obviously isn't better, but there is a lot to say for giving up marijuana for me

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Post coming out is going to be awkward af with my mother.

>>7291114
don't "take some time", that's saying go fuck other people (or I want to fuck other people). it will make things worse.
I can't understand how you have feelings for her anymore...

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>>7291101

how can you be gatekept if you can get FFS?!?!?!
guys will flirt with any girl, so they prob just are seeing you as more of a girl now and das why. i wouldn't overthink it.

>>7291107

yeah i guess, i mean some of the stuff she got seems like it wouldn't change much regardless of years of HRT. BUT IT'S JUST INSANE TO ME
cause your face can change so much on hormones like what is the point of doing it that soon?

>>7291111

quads for truth lol
idk i just feel like i can't relate to cis people at all either. they've all had really comfy lives for the most part and haven't been through much yknow
like maybe lots of trans people are more fucked up but at least it's made the majority of us a lot more complex. i can relate to that better.

>>7291119

no i think she's still on HRT and stuff she just got FFS because.... IDEK

>>7291124
better man up and be a girl with confidence then

>>7291125
>I bet you smoke weed on a fairly regular basis
Nope
I haven't smoked weed in like 2 months and I didn't smoke ever before this summer, never dreamed anyway.
I don't like weed desu

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>tfw no bf to star gaze out in the country with

>>7291129
well you can try to prevent things from getting too awkward
like make a concious effort to interact with her like you would normally, as if nothing happened

>>7291114
let me guess
you have money
drop that roastie whore and get a nice girl or boy who cares for you

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>>7291119
>Why do you care where I live anyway?
I care because you care. Bullying comes in many different forms.

You could be living in a nice place, in close proximity to nice trips you actually want to meet - but no, you get to live in the city with no one but weirdos like me and Oryx.

who else here /broke down crying at the dinner table when their mom asked what they were thankful for/?
i ruined the fucking dinner for everyone

http://www.strawpoll.me/11727232

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>>7291121

i have had anxiety issues since i was really young and i feel like an alien compared to cis people, so ._.
that's literally why whenever i'm in large groups of people i have a boyfriend or some guy there to hold my hand and protect me.
i get scared that they'll try to talk to me too much or that i won't know what to say or do so i try to direct that stuff to him and i act real conspicuous-like lol

>>7291124
I'll stop as soon as you start HRT.

>>7291148
S-so never?
rude

>>7291146
what if i'm already over 30? do i dead?

>>7291129
when are you coming out?

>>7291153
No, you're reborn tomorrow and get to live a 30 year long life as a cis girl.

>>7291146
>tfw only one that said yes

>>7291133
weird maybe the dreams is more for mushrooms than for acid, but my understanding is they act on similar receptors in the brain
many nights I am excited to go to sleep because of what I am going to experience in my dreams

it can actually give you insight into things that you're almost not consiously aware of...I've had angry dreams, dreams where I'm falling endlessly and its horrible, and I wake up and start to think why I dreamed that. and its pretty helpful to show yourself what you really think

there was a time when I kept a dream journal to help remember my dreams better, but it actually got to the point where I became embarrassed to write out my dreams on paper, so I stopped
the psychological value shouldn't be overlooked

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ᵗᶠʷ ʰᵒᶰ

>>7291153
>Reborn as a gril
Also trip on sass

>>7291131
There Ppl in this world who won't drink before 21 and won't do 5 over the speed limit because authority figures told them no.
One tried to kiss me tho?
Another goes a few days with flirting and then asks about my wife and then gets in a little grumpy butthurt attitude before flirting with me for another few days in a vicious cycle.
He keeps bringing me food and offering me cigarettes on stressful days even tho I don't smoke anymore.

This is so weird.

Like
I can't help but be nice.
At the same time, I feel really weird that cishet boys are acting this way.
It used to be girls.

I might fly home for my birthday and tell my mom. She deserves to know.

>>7291146
with my current situation i reckon i'll commit suicide way before 30
now make this happen bb

>>7291165
Tfw I'll never be as qt as hamhamgirl

>>7291146
anything to escape

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Hello, is Fjallraven Kånken considered "cute" for schoolbag or carrying around things in in the city? Or is this just nonsense Sveaboo shit from people who want to be like schoolchildren? Excuse my shitty English.

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>>7291172
maeve no

>>7291163
I can only imagine
I used to be able to lucid dream really easily as a kid
I just imagined my "mental dream book" and opened the chapter of the dream I wanted to continue
I had whole dream universes consisting of tens of dreams each
Then I just stopped dreaming at one point

>>7291143
I really respect your style frog-sama

>>7291172
more sertii for me

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>>7291137
I'm trying to.

>>7291155
Yesterday.

>>7291176
it looks hideous.

>>7291182
wtf NO
>>7291177
maeve yes
>>7291173
i'm sure you are already way cuter famalam

>>7291178
so different to me, idk what to say
grow mushrooms yourself (probably easier in your country than the US [where its very easy])
make tea, have a very different but just as strong trip as acid (but much shorter)
dream4ever

>>7291176
You mean those back packs with the fox logo? Yes those are a trend right now I think

>>7291143
I don't really care, I just don't say because why give 4chan that much information? So what if you knew my postcode, thousands of people in it. Also I plan to move as part of my transition anyway. If I cared I wouldn't have given you clues that you went and goofed up anyway (Protip: Tooting is not on the fucking Piccadilly Line)
>>7291131
Is Z actually bad? Reddit seems to love him, his gallery looks good and pretty much only Angie ever bitches about him.

>>7291187
Wtf I'm not I know what you look like and what I look like.

>>7291147
>My girl voice doesn't really project
>Nobody can ever freaking hear me in public
>Yay for not drawing attn.


I'm kinda sad I made my boyfriend muh wife b/c I miss having a big strong protector.
She still speaks on my behalf in public b/c of anxiety.
It's nice that she can recognize it and follow protocol.
I think the only thing I'm more confident about is I was always so terrified of Ppl seeing my nipples through my shirt as a guy... Hated taking my shirt off, even as a ripped Chad b/c my boyboobs were exposed.
Now, I answer the door with nips awry.

>>7291186
I like the look of the mini one in the dark blue colors, like navy blue and such. Why is it hideous? You google it and it looks cute on women who are wearing it, but I don't know if this is just marketing or if it is truly cute or will make me look like an idiot.

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>>7290866
Femgen shitposter here, hope you're all having a good time and can spare a sec to help me.

Is it true that Pen State's insurance plan covers FFS it's vague online so I want to know from anyone who's gone there?

Just finished undergrad and got an offer from them but I'm honestly sick of Uni by this point and unless they're handing out free stuff I can fake my way into getting, I won't take it.

hugg isla

>>7290943
She's coming around.

>>7291185
>Yesterday.
huh, there's been a lot of coming out lately

how did she/your family react to it?

>>7291199
hugg beep ;_;

>>7291201
It was just her, she found my HRT and questioned it and I just admitted to it. At least she's supportive.

Goodnight you fags
Cya tomorrow
>tgfw ordered dick pills to trashy's house

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I just, I feel like this is a good start, but I want to do more. I need to talk to my mom but I don't know how she will take it.

>>7291206
why not hrt?

>>7291198
>Femboy
>FFS
the denial is strong in this one

>>7291212
She already has that
And I don't need it

>>7291203
bigg hugg I know what it's like sis

>>7291213
shakira I don't appreciate you working against boys being cuter

>>7290997
Why are you always wearing the exact same outfit lol

anyone here have a job?
what do you do?
i need a job...

>>7291217
i feel like i cant even talk
my mom said she loved me
and even that word makes me sick rn
im not gonna get any hugs i dont think :(

Make waxing hurt less rn!

Is anybody here in San Francisco?

>>7291214
>I don't need it
you really sound like you do
I kind of feel sorry for you right now :/

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>>7291179
The walls come tumbling down as soon as you find out what gets their proverbial goat.

>>7291194
You sound angry, Shakira.

Let me know the next time you're in Camberwell. I'll find an excuse to go shopping in the Morrisons there. Perhaps I'll bring Oryx too and we can all hang out together.

>>7291221
i do freaky things with numbers

>>7291230
But I don't
Don't feel sorry for me
I'll be alright in a couple of weeks
hopefully

What's worth waxing or epilating?
I'm dying rn.

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How do I keep my balls from slipping out of my boyshorts

>>7291197
I'm sure it can look good on someone, it might look good on you. It just looks like a very basic chinese sweatshop backpack to me.

>>7291234
you have dysphoria, you are in denial and actively working on repressing instead of transitioning which will make you happy.

how can I not feel sorry for you

>>7291221
16.000€ a year as store shelve filler and cashier.

>>7291237
take em off

>>7291243
>you have dysphoria
But I don't
>you are in denial and actively working on repressing
Am not
I'm not repressing anything

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>>7291221
i repair train tracks

you just reminded me that payday is tomorrow actually

>>7291231
I mostly like that you seem calm about it, and very direct while people still take the bait.
Someday I'm gonna find out you raped someone and feel really dirty.

>>7291231
>tfw no frog poster to bully me
>>7291144
:(
Hugg

>>7291237
A fifth of peach schnapps and pruning shears.

>>7291237
Wear girlshorts
>>7291236
Hands, arms, feet
>>7291228
A couple
>>7291221
I'm a professional shitposter.
Germany pays me in krautbux
>>7291227
Don't do it

>>7291237
>She fell for the boyshorts meme
Buy panties idiot, you want something to hold your junk in place not let it roam free.

>>7291247
In the U.S.?

>>7291236
What's worse*
>>7291251
I must hairs are manly

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>>look up videos if Tara Hudson

Hmmmm

Also Nicotine you are cool but a little shy we can work on that =]

>>7291246
>But I don't
yeah, you do
>>7290943
>>7290988

tell trashy to come to the thread and read those two posts

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>>7291167

you just gotta let it be lol
guys will do this a lot, it's not a bad thing desu

>>7291176

sometimes! i like some of them lots. depends on the fit.

>>7291194

ye is very bad lol

>>7291196

omg lol
i love not wearing a bra idk why. maybe it's the AGP in us.

>>7291221
my last job was as a cinematographer's apprentice
>>7291195
i'm looking through your computer screen at your cute face :3c

>>7291255
nah, i work in the UK, specifically on the overground

hoping to get work in the underground soon though, because it pays better and the hours are more regular, but i'm not qualified to work on lines with a fourth rail yet

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>>7291213
It's bdd, I've had ana before so it's really just that. I don't actually want to be a girl and I don't care about the social part of this (actually want male for that)

I just want to get this taken care of cause so I don't have to worry about this again.

Besides there's assholes who might possibly be from here in our thread who constantly try and aggravate our bdd

>>7291261
Nah trashy's alright
I was just memeing anyway

>tfw ur a repressing boy

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>tfw listening to greasy christmas jazz

>>7291270
daddy

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>>7291265

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>>7291231
NIGEL IS THAT YOU

SHAKIRA DO YOU WAMT AN IPHONE 4

>>7291247
IM GONNA FIND YOU

>>7291272
what is greasy christmass jazz?

>>7291270
>tfw ur repressing a boy

>>7291228
I think Faye is.
>>7291231
https://clyp.it/5xobckwz
>>7291262
So why is Reddit saying he's good?
If I get FFS I will go to Facial Team, never heard anything bad about them. Maybe Deschamps Braly but there was that arson incident with Ousterhout.
>>7291265
I was going to tell you off for mutilating yourself to satiate your delusions but that would be the pot calling the kettle black wouldn't it. Enjoy your FFS.

>>7291121
Valq I can't with you rn

Obviously I'm a girl and want to be one jeez

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>Post on Facebook

>I'm thankful that I have a job that I enjoy, and pays well enough to support me. I'm thankful for the beautiful state I live in.
>I'm grateful that I have a family that will love and support me, no matter what, and who has helped me a lot over the past year and change to get settled.
>And I'm grateful that, even if things look grim now, I live in a country where everyone is free to believe and live as they please, no matter what anyone else thinks about it.
>I'm thankful that I have all the chances in the world to grow and thrive.

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>>7291272
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEC2FCC95451E0F6E
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpvM6AsDmCSmu6A-biaYd_JiWh1CFMhxL

>>7291288

i wouldn't trust reddit with FFS or much of anything else lemme tell ya that right now lol
facial team is not bad. haven't heard too much about deschamps unfortunately. dr o was a god.

>>7291294

lmao

>>7291264
Oiceeee
>>7291262
Something about being handed a pizza with your tits swaying freely below a thin T-shirt is liberating.
>I never have my curtains open b/c I'm always naked while home
>Same reason I won't get a roommate
>>7291262
Idk.
I just came from the manliest of manly cities working in the manliest of manly trades.
Now, there's fuckboys and hipsters everywhere and even the middle aged men are soft AF.
I feel like an overbearing alpha male in my head/the language i use... But then being flirted with b/c ive no concept of how I look on the outside trips me up.

I'm writing a book once my life stabilizes and transition is pmuch finished b/c holy fuck.
I really wanna learn how to do animation. Only for a bizzare webseries with trips from here as characters and all my experiences as settings.
I could write a book but millennials have a short attn span

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me

>>7291308
the ear thing hurts to watch.

>>7291303
I've seen four deschamps, and one was fucking a scary rapist looking firefighter who now looks like an average woman, they all look pretty good, but he published no pictures for privacy

But 50k is 50k

I've seen a few facial team horror stories

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>>7291288
Shakira you dont sound like a wigger chav you sound educated

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>>7291288
>https://clyp.it/5xobckwz
Someone's obviously never heard of the Dulwich Choirboys - singing falsetto and packing stilettos.

I'm not afraid of gangsters, even if you do have the height advantage. I once cycled past a fight and wasn't even that scared.

>>7291288
>UK "gang members"
>>7291290
And it's fucking adorable
Btw, you pre(this past summer) are a character in my webseries>>7291304
Not even joking, I have a book full of skits & screen-writes.
Edie, sass, basic & a few irl ppl

>>7291313
>I once cycled past a fight and wasn't even that scared.
are you a tranny or a chaser?
because if the latter i might be falling for you.

>>7291304

tru tru tru
you'll get used to it bb. oh brave new world..

>>7291308

lmao i was about to say me when i saw the photo too
honestly same

>>7291311

i've only seen one deschamps and it was like....a week or two after, so idk i have no idea with that. looked good tho.
facial team, considering how many surgeries they've performed, aren't bad. it's better than like.... dr z for example lol

>>7291315
who else from /mtfg/ is in your webseries?
you gotta have Kayla

>>7291304
>I could write a book but millennials have a short attn span
i'd read it

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>>7291313
>tfw tried to video tape two guys on a moped who were looking inside cars and had their faces covered

I forgot to press record. Also who r u

>>7291315
It can get scary valq. I fucking hate them. I fuckjng hate this country

>>7291303
He is Ousterhout's protégé or something like that.
>>7291311
>I've seen four deschamps
Link? Never seen any
>I've seen a few facial team horror stories
:/ Link?
>>7291312
>>7291313
>>7291315
https://clyp.it/loxw1sie

How long are you supposed to wait after eating to properly process everything?

>tfw still not sleppe
Pls bully me so I become sad and fall asleep

>>7291281
almost any rendition of Baby It's Cold Outside

>>7291295
ty sheen

>>7291325

ye i know. i've heard dr. o will still consult with him but that's it. idk. i wish i could have gone to o......

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>>7291274
So, do you have an answer or know if anybody here knows about that school.

Please?

>>7291288
Did I point out I don't actually care about SRS and I want the FFS to be done conservatively. It isn't mutilation by whatever standards you use and it'll put an end to something that's bothering me.

And besides there's people like >>7288381 from here who know what they're doing and deliberately shitpost in femgen to cause as much bdd discomfort.

>>7291327
You aren't a girl and are doing nothing to become one. Tomorrow you will wake up slightly more masculine than when you went to sleep.

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El Diablo.

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>>7291327
you will never be a girl because you are too much of a coward to commit to transition
you will probably still transition but far too late and end up becoming a hon

>>7291327
bjorgfist is a male name

>>7291330
If you want conservative then Spiegel is your man
>>7291332
>>7291336
Redpill me on Bjorgfist

>>7291330
why would we promote FtMs?
but it's true that people from here go to mess with you guys, it's all with love tho.

I don't know or I would had told you before. The thread isn't super active, I'd recomend asking some other time.

I can't beat ornstein and smough I'm gonna frickin kms I'm so close to my waifu

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>>7291316
>are you a tranny or a chaser?
Neither, just a bully. They call me the bane of the MTFG.

>>7291322
>Also who r u
Who are you, Oryx?

>>7291340
bjorg is best girl

>>7291340
she loves frozen, is dating Trashy, she wants to be a girl but is in denial
>>7290943
>>7290988

>>7291332
>>7291336
>>7291338
Literally the opposite of what I meabt

>>7291333
did you bring that with you or spend a lot of money to feel close to home?

Someone recommend me a good epilator that doesn't rip off skin.

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>>7291333
FEAR ME

>>7291343
would you date a tranny?

>>7291351
I miss Diablo II

>>7291347
It's not actually very expensive as far as wines go, just 8 pounds for a bottle, a good mix of cheapness and quality. But yeah I mostly go with chilean wine because better the diablo you know than the diablo you don't.

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>>7291343
All languages and none

>>7291325
Shakira dont give up

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>>7291346
you wanted to be bullied so we told you the truth
this is your future

>>7291355
Playing it right now, ladder reset a couple of days ago, get on that shit yo

>>7291364
>tfw if it wasn't for the internet this would have been me.

>>7291317
Like I just want to go to him so I can stop being a man in a dress, he's close by, but like my gf and family get very like "you should not get ffs ever" every time I mention it

>>7291364
But the truth is not bullying

>>7291318
There'll be a Kayla. But she's an overarching narrative for all the trans angst every character will have.
Everybody is a little bit Kayla.

Like, the Faye character sitting at the dinner table with her family, suddenly her sister announces she's pregnant.
Faye (goes full Kayla) stands up and starts screaming at her about how she only said that to pick on her b/c she's a boy...
Or,
She's at a shooting range and some big musclefuck complimemts her shooting and calls her 'little girl'..... Puts his hand on her shoulder. She wigs out, punches him in the throat & calls him a "fucking cockgobbling homosexual, I'm a boy!"
Current day Faye doesn't have the angst she used to.
Now she's all stable and assimilating into being an actual girl.
Tfg for archives

Edie won't really have Kaylaisms. Edie will always have a random boy on her arm. But they're non-speaking npc's. Edie isn't the center of the drama, but more of a wraith-like character whispering into ppl's ears and inciting fights/drama.
>>7291321
My book will essentially just be my tranny memoir. I've seen/done some shit. Very not-normie transition scenarios.

Maybe I'll just do like how they have Dr. Who miniseries books.
Like, one episode ordeals

>>7291322
I grew up a block from the projects in Vegas & had to walk through a metal detector for 5 of my public schooling years.
Lol

>>7291365
did they ever do a high res + multi threading patch?

>>7291364
Could you pls that pic of me? Tyvn

>>7291372
am I a character?

>>7291367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-CE9WAJHU

This is you

>>7291325
It's kind of hard to get to them, ones on YouTube, ones on yelp, a couple on Susan's, and a few people talked about it but no pics on a ffs group I'm in, just have to kind of dig

Again he quotes 28 without jaw 50 with so you better be packin some fat stacks

>>7291372
Novels by episodes were popular at some point, everything Dumas wrote was with that format. I don't think you have a market for that now, but you can go The Martian route and publish sketchs on line before releasing it.
I don't know, I would read it. Write it. It's an order.

i love drinking wine, Ladies.

>>7291369
You do it for yourself.

>>7291369
But you're always going on about how many times you get called ma'am, surely you pass? And why are they against you getting FFS?

>>7291383
you should switch to white wine tho
it's part of your transition

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>>7291353
>would you date a tranny?
I would date anyone as long as they had good potential for bullying.

>>7291370
>But the truth is not bullying
On the contrary, my sweet Anna, the truth is the most hurtful form of bullying.

>>7291369
>Your family/gf knkw what runs through your head when you look in the mirror
I mean, hey...
Do they realize 90% of ffs is just removing bone growth.
Tbh, you don't even need fillers or anything brow, mandible, and a lip lift.
Literally just shaving stuff down and removing tissue
Not the plastic surgery filler bs they imagine
>>7291325
Smfh

>>7291388
w-what kind of bullying?

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>tfw you will never own pic related or even get a chance to hold it, and there isn't even an airshit knockoff
Yet another disappointment in a long string of disappointments.

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>>7291372
>tfw will never be besties with valq

Why r u cool? ,_,

>>7291378
'-'/

>>7291388
Anon can you bully me irl?

>>7291387
i'm not falling for the white wine is girlier meme. Cabernet Sauvignon is good and I love it and want to kiss it.

>>7291387
Wtf redwine together with a beemster or something is goat.

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>>7291392
>'-'/
hi oryx-chan

>>7291393
you're supposed to want to kiss it from the mouth of a guy

I like the frogposting anon.
>>7291392
Hi Oryx.

>>7291383
I would drink wine every day if it didn't give me the hangover it does
but I also buy bottom shelf so

>>7291388
Not when I didn't want to hear shit I am happy about
Stop vullying me by not bullying me :^)

how poorly made the turkey was only made me hungrier lassies
idk wha tto do
the deserts were dastardly as well

>>7291402
you're not stealing froganon from me, you bitch!

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>>7291046
I wouldn't mind looking like a kpop desu.

I was hit through the white light by the giant and then ornstien dashed a crossed the room and stabbed me to death. :(

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>>7291340
Which sounds perfect but I need to know if the surgery Pen state covers includes this. I'm sure there must be people from there here.
>>7291341
Yeah well it bothered people more than usual this time. Idk, had been feeling pretty good last couple of months and idk what broke but it's really bothering me.

I just want this taken care of so I'll never have another episode.

>>7291265
>>7291274
Dark Souls could totally get away with pulling a Nier with the last DLC and I would support it.

>tfw tinder pansexual blackmin is hitting on me super hard and is obvs into me
is this a bad idea?

>tfw don't want to jerk off
>tfw need to jerk off to sleep
Struggles

>>7291416
pansexual is the bisexual way of saying chaser

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>>7291407
>tfw yummy desserts
i'm gonna be squishy i tell ya

>>7291386
I got ma'am all during dinner

Except by my mom and her bf even though I corrected them 5 times and told them how dangerous it was to call me a man in certain places when I'm fully dressed and everyone thinks I'm a girl, and how disrespectful it was.

If you pass they'll stumble
And say she, even my mom when she was high with no glasses used all female pronouns and called me her daughter.


I'm sorry it's not about passing it's about being so pretty people can't see you as anything but a girl

>>7291420
it's hard when you don't like your dick

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>>7291390
>w-what kind of bullying?
Emotional and sexual bullying. Physical bullying is too crass and vulgar for my liking.

>>7291406
You ride high atop the waves of this "bjorg is a girl" meme and enjoy the attention, but you should be careful not to get dragged underneath the water by the undercurrent of truth. All it takes is for someone to say something that hits a bit too close to come and that's your entire night ruined.

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>>7291398
Sheen do you want to go clubbing?

>>7291402
Nico-tan why did we make out???! XD

>>7291408
Frpg podting anon is gonna bullyme irl

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is it weird that the only amab person i can think of who looks more like what i'd aesthetically identify with is jeffree star who is a fagit lol
like i'm not a fan of his jaw really but like everything else is basically like......what i think of when i think of my general aesthetic in 5 years.
like some features that are dictated to be more feminine, some that are more masculine, but all of which are kind of just like more androgynously feminine

>>7291427
I would make a fool of myself and I'm in the australias

>>7291364
repress and you get closer and closer to this.

>>7291421
well
i know but i barely pass and tbqh a chaser isnt even a problem to me right now, I just want >tfw bf

>>7291391
at least you have your moon stones
is that korean? or chinese?

>>7291378
Youre the lawfully neutral character, ofc.
Better yet, you'd make an excellent mechanism.

Youre so horrifically normal & balanced that nobody really knows if you're trans.. but they speculate.
You'd be the landlord for everyone's house... Even if they live across the globe, you'd somehow still pop-in as the landlord without explanation.
Prolly have special episodes deep into the series where you're loaded like Bruce Wayne from running the big 3 tittyskittle web rackets.
... Cave of solitude, etc
>>7291392
I'm rlly not?
Where did you hear this?
>>7291382
Thing is, I can't really do a full fledged book b/c it's a by-episode like most animated shows on now. I could make comics... But omg work.
>>7291424
>Can't see anything but a girl
This

>>7291426
can I get more details on the sexual bullying?

and would the emotional bullying come with comforting afterwards to form an abusive circle? I'm cool with that

>>7291427
I don't know lol