How many of you are Jews?

>>7279205
I am Jewish.

>>7279205
My mom is catholic and my dad is jewish, so I wouldn't be considered a jew to orthodox jewish people, but I guess I'm half a sheckelstein

>Tfw I lucked out and got most of my moms traits w e w

>>7279234
Halachically, Jewishness is passed down by the mother. But I think that someone whose mother is jewish is just as jewish as someones whose dad is jewish.

>>7279251
Oy vey

Ashkenazi mustard rice here.

>>7279205
I converted to Judaism.

>>7279292
>converted
w e w
l a s s

Why would you do that?

>>7279292
>denies Jesus Christ as your lord and savior
>denies he hasn't fulfilled the requirements set forth by god
>only reads the Old Testament
Have fun in hell buddy

>>7279300
Because I believe in the religion. Why tf else? To eat the awesome food?

>>7279302
Who the hell is Jesas Chroost?

>>7279326
He's my gardener tbqh familia.

>>7279332
Tell Jesús I believe in him.