How are you gay?

>>7276380
Your GF has a shit diet and also bad anal hygiene
You gotta take 5 minutes to clean yourself up if something's going in

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
lole @ the anecdote tho

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>>7276380
>tfw fucked my gf bunch of times in the ass
>never got poop dick
>tfw gayest faggot here
>tfw fap to scat shit all the time
>mfw

>>7276380
I've been on the giving end of anal with a lot of men and women and the receiving end plenty of times. very rarely has there been shitdick. Now granted I eat a good diet with plenty of fiber so that helps.

If you're going to do anal, try to clean out as much as possible (I've never used an enema) and just have baby wipes around just in case.

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>>7276380
Shit has got on my dick sometimes. Usually not though. And definitely not as nasty as you're describing. I have stopped and quit because one guy wasn't clean though.

Gays wash thier ass out or eat healthy or a combination of both. When the recieving partner does that, the penatrating partner won't get shit on thier dick.

99% of gays hate shit on thier dick. Some like it, but probably about the same percent of straight guys like it. Scat is a rare fetish non-specific to gays.

>>7276387
>bad anal hygiene
uh, your asshole is supposed to be dirty. that's what makes it an asshole. it's literally about the dirtiest thing you could find.

>>7276380
This is why I am planning on getting SRS while still identifying as male.

>>7276380

Scrubbadub-dub, wash yer arse in the tub.

>>7280153
Why yes, it's dirty, that's why you wash it with an enema before you stick things in it.

>>7280239
w-what..?