/mtfg/ transgirl general

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We LOVE Trips!

If I get worse I have to go back to the place I was last time
maybe I'll get the same therapist that'd be good

>>7269564
>We LOVE Trips!
Well...some of them at least.

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>>7269564
Remember to love me the most

>>7269565
Getting a therapist definitely sounds like a good idea

>>7269565
but you'll have to move away, won't you?
I think you should have some hope for your closer prospects, ther emight be good people around you.

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should i try wearing girlpants to work
i usually just go with guy pants because they're comfy and i dont mind ruining them
but i kind of want to stop that and get used to wearing girlclothes more often

>>7269583
>should i try wearing girlpants to work
won't you get bullied by manuel the manlet if you do?

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>>7269555
And how exactly does one prevent voter fraud if there's no way to ensure that someone is casting a vote for themselves?
The issue shouldn't be one of even considering voting without ID, it should be about improving access to government services so people can obtain ID.

>>7269558
Yeah, it's crazy, the thought of not having any ID is ridiculous to me.

>>7269564
>Tfw no Sass
;-;

>>7269583
I thought girlpants were a lot comfier

The material is lighter and stretchier and idk they fit better

This goes for jeans, at least.

what was the site where you could choose height, shoulder width, weight etc. and it would show women with those measurements? it was in the op for a general at some point but i cant find it

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>>7269588
He's a dickhead no matter what you do
Manlets eternally butthurt
>>7269592
For a work enviornment I've just assumed guy pants would fare better as they're looser and more durable
I guess I can try girlpants, I only work 5 hours today

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>wake up incredibly horny for some odd reason
>feeling won't go away
>instead of thinking about something else keep having lewd thoughts about bf

help what is this

>>7269589
>it should be about improving access to government services so people can obtain ID.
we're a third world country and we've had univeral identification since the 50's. It's pretty useful for societal control and that kind of stuff.

>>7269601
I guess its good to get used to it maybe

What sort of work do you do?

>>7269589
I wasn't in that conversation with you, I think yeah they need an ID, or something, but they still have a right to vote.

emotions make me feel stupid
>>7269574
deal

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>>7269605
Fast food so I move around a lot and my clothes tend to get dirty

>>7269564
tfw no tammy

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>>7269603
Sounds like communism to me.

>>7269614
more like the state keeping tabs on everyone, I though the US loved that.

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>>7269611
do it
NOW

>>7269603
Republicans won't vote for national ID laws, they'd lose elections

>>7269614
This

>>7269564
Be honest mtfg.

Which of these drips do you find appealing sexually?

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>>7269603

>societal control

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>>7269610
<3

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>>7269601
>Manlets eternally butthurt
NO WE'RE NOT, TAKE IT BACK

I feel like I'm goign to throw up

>>7269622
Beep

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>>7269622
none

>>7269627
you could ask to leave because you're feeling sick or something
you don't have to subject yourself to this

>>7269617

The US likes it when you do that and pretend you're don't and call anyone who calls attention to you doing it a traitorous communist.

Actively calling for it also makes you a traitorous communist.

>>7269619
they can keep the proportional vote freak system you guys have, and optional voting. If you're going to promote anything to fix the system, extra tabs on people seems like the best first step to lobby.

>>7269618
>people keep using mtfg:tries_to_convince_spartan.jpg

>>7269624
well, yeah
as bad as a government data base sounds it was pretty meh in 1960. apple knows more about you right now, and you don't even need an apple computer.

>>7269627
did you eat a blighted potato or something?

>>7269627
>Tfw people you care about are far away and you can't help them
I'm so sorry you're going through this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0
I need a mornings version of this song.

>>7269631
I'm not subjecting myself to anything. I'm ok
I can't leave because there's only two of us here today . But I only have like over an hour left so it's ok

>>7269603
>>7269614
In Sweden it's actually illegal to be in public without an ID, while its not enforced so much, it can still be used to get a free ride back home by the cops if they take you in for questioning and your ID gets left behind.
>>7269622
The cute ones

>>7269626
Manlets can be nice
and hot.

>>7269627
going home for the day wasn't an option then?
Not even taking 5 and getting off your system?
Try to focus on sitting with a woman that loves you in a few hours trying to find some help and beign worried for each other.

>>7269637
yeah exactly this, that must be the problem

>>7269643
Which ones are they?

>>7269644
I'll be fine I just started feeling nauseated suddenly
Only 80 minutes lef ttil I leave

Is it true that alcohol reduces the effect of cyproterone???

>>7269622
would defo bang: nikky, haru, rachel, kiwi, red, pookie, isla, sophie, ufufu, kuroneko and moap

probably do elanna if i were going through a dry spell

>>7269607
People have lots of rights. People have the right to life, that doesn't mean they're entitled to the means to maintain life without working for them if they're able bodied.

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Can I be in the trip collage? thx

>>7269645
>yeah exactly this, that must be the problem
well, if you were drinking vodka last night, it's actually not too far from the truth if you think about it

>>7269632
oh, yeah, I didn't fully think it through.

>>7269643
we flip flop between it being mandatory and not, they first made it so during a militar government so most people feel a bit bad about pushing it too much, but this year was made mandatory again. The police only goes for the usual subjects, but that does include trannies.

>>7269650
Water
Salt
Your blood pressure is low.

>>7269617
>Not thinking Trump will destroy republican/democrat totalitarian espionage of Americans and restore American's freedoms
USA USA USA USA

>>7269645
Maybe its the wine

>>7269651
no, if anything it improves the effect of wrecking your liver. besides that there is no evidence that it does.

>>7269657
ur pretty
>>7269622
i'd snug em
i'd snug em ALL

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>>7269618

>>7269666
thanks. I sold my soul to satan to be a pretty girl.

>>7269667
Stop making memes and order your pills!

>>7269662
Trump is draining the swamp by filling his cabinet with former jp morgan and goldman sachs employees!

>>7269660
I just had something to eat before I started feeling it
Trying to drink abig bottle of water now good iea

>>7269658
it was wine

>>7269663
I don't think so I was feeling ok til then

>>7269670
>I sold my soul to satan to be a pretty girl.
thats my meme

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>>7269630
Telling fibs isn't good korra

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>>7269657
>those piercings

>>7269678
But if she's not the most true trans straight girl WITH A BOYFRIEND girl ever then what can she hold over us constantly?

>>7269672
No, no, that's Macri.

>>7269674
crying usually results in loosing water and electrolites.

>>7269681
that's not throwing a jab, that's a cross hook combo.

>>7269672
You must be one of the leftist communists still angry about losing.

I'm not saying that it's true, but if it was it would be to keep them in check

>>7269690
<3 :3~

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LMAO

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexfinnis/this-8-picture-test-will-determine-your-age-and-gender?utm_term=.gc27pL0na#.feGegwpZM

I'm a teen girl

I'm British so it doesn't really effect me, but are you Americans scared about Pence being in power?
Trump may be okay with gays, but Pence would literally have their brains electrocuted until they accept Jesus, - if he got enough power, who knows what he'd do to trans people???

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>>7269678
where's the lie tho?

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From /fit/, 4u

>>7269681
Brutal

>>7269695
>giving buzzfeed pageviews
senpai...

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>>7269671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09nq4RFqiT8

>>7269702
how do i pick someone to orbit

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Welp, girlpants on, time to stop half assing girlmode at work
IM GONNA BE A REAL GIRL MTFG JUST YOU WATCH
BAAAAAAI

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>>7269700
The part where you are straight

>>7269709
Shhh she NEVER had a gf here EVER
That didn't happen
Stop lying you hater

>>7269698
After thinking the world is going to come to an end after republicans are in power for a couple election cycles and then it doesn't, you realize that your day to day life isn't going to change much. It's more about the direction you want the country to go, and the last thousand years have been a pretty steady march towards progressivism. Mike Pence may slow it down for the next four years, but we're on the right side of history and he's only delaying the inevitable.

>>7269698
>Buying liberal propaganda
I'm sorry, but in Amwrica we do the things we say and say the things we do.

Why haven't you left the EU? What's wrong with your country.

You shoukd be more worried about UK stuff than what our government says to us. Because in America, the people tells the government what to do and not the other way around.

USA USA USA USA

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>>7269702
Jesus that anon was desperate.

>>7269695
You got: Woman in her mid- to late twenties

We reckon you’re a woman in her mid- to late twenties. You’re probably combining a career you’re starting to get really settled in, and really good at, with a still fun and exciting social life. You’re in one of the best periods of life, so it’s definitely worth making the most of it.

I'm only 20, but still pretty good for buzzfeed

>>7269706
YOU don't do the orbiting, you're the goods

you just have to wait for an anon who lives in your country/state to start orbiting you

>>7269710
grace hugg n snugg

>>7269695
>We reckon you’re a woman in her early twenties. You’ve probably moved away from home, or are planning to soon, and are starting to get the hang of adult life. You might already have a picture in your head of your dream career, and if you’re doing really well, are already on the way towards it.
Soy más vieja que vos Sass, tratame con respeto.

>>7269705
what would be the 90% that you already consumed?
thanks for choosing a good girl to represent us.

>>7269707
good luck with that.

>>7269716
but i want to orbit a qt and remind them how beautiful they are

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>>7269709
ayyy good meme lmao

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>>7269710
I mean to be fair I'm "straight" and had brief things with girls. That's sort of part of why I'm sure that I'm straight.

>>7269704
I bet you're jelly because you got guessed as a 45 yo man.

>>7269707
*Slaps Grace's Butte
Go on, kick ass today!

tfw chronic fatigue

>>7269657
Do you have a timeline?

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>>7269713
fucking britfags amirite?

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>>7269695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUIuKWyOFyA

>tfw


IM CURED

>>7269718
Cuidado que se te van a caer las tetas! :p

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sup oogas and boogas ?
anything new ?
anything cewl ?

>>7269564
>still not on list
kek

>>7269705
First time I ordered from QHI I got the package in 14 days
Now the second ones been coming for 17 and I ran out of spiro hurrr

>>7269711
>and the last thousand years have been a pretty steady march towards progressivism.
I can assure you that they weren't.

>>7269733
Las uso para acordarme de levantar las rodillas al caminar.

>>7269720
pick basic then, she's cute-iful

>>7269713
We haven't left the EU yet 'cos Theresa May is a bloody muslim lover!! This goes on much longer we'll have to goose-step down to parliament ourselves and show em what for!

>>7269732
Hey bb

>>7269727
I know, they're like the jilted boygriend who can't get over how we dumped their asses 200 years ago.

I mean, get over it.

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is it safe to post rn??

>>7269726
no and I hate looking at boymode pictures of myself so i'm definitely not posting them here.

>>7269744
Why wouldnt it be

>>7269745
I don't believe you are trans. What are you doing here?

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>>7269744
>kit didn't kill herself
we were pretty worried

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>>7269744
hey kit

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So, not smoking until 2PM is a good first step right?
And being unable to do anything properly during that time isn't something to pay attention to I'm sure.

>>7269744
more or less
isn't it late af down under?

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>>7269737
>Mfw
Hoy si me has hecho reir! Te <3

>>7269622
tfw no one wants to snickerlewdle the snickerdoodle

>>7269744
hi kit

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>>7269695

>>7269721
Orientation isn't memes, orientation is real life

>>7269738
agreed agreed

>get pibp sexd last night
>Wake up early, put on dress thats been in my closet forever, make herbal tea
>She wakes up
>Make loaded hashbrowns&sausage with English muffins b/c lardbutte
>Overly strong desire to clean and cook
>Doing all the laundry
>Making all the baked goods.
O, I'm back on pills btw

What is happening to me?

>>7269745
I don't get how people do it.
I understand that it helps see the progress but having those things on screen to move them around would be hell.

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>>7269744

>>7269740
Yeah! Show them who has the power!

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>>7269751
thanks anon !! but dont worry so much about me !

>>7269746
im scare of being bullied

>>7269752
hiya korra !

>>7269753
yeh its p late here like 1am rn

>>7269757
basic hiiiiiii !!! i miss you a LOT !!

>>7269742
I do hate the way england pretty much follows america everywhere, but i dont really care about politics, as long as WW3 doesnt start it's all good

btw im english =(

>>7269765
Kill you are self

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>>7269758
>tfw you're more mature than Elanna

>>7269763
instead of getting a pussy the pills turn you into one
consider changing meds :^)

>sitting in veteran waiting room
>msnbc on
>women starts screaming at the screen
>LIARS MUSLIMS YOU LOST
>she asks a man to change it to Fox News
>he goes up
>I put my Sgt voice on and say absolutely do not change it to fox
>they blame the guy next to me
>he tries to say no he said it
>he turns and sees me
>she said it... he..she..he..she said it
>woman is still screaming he's going to save the country


Seriously

>>7269767
How would people bully you.

>>7269767
i miss you too

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>>7269773
sounds about as right as this poll

>>7269767
everyone gets bullied kit, just ignore it

>>7269756
We barely know what you look like because your webcams resolution can be counted with fingers and toes
you had qt eyes tho in that one pic

>>7269778
>probability
>"correct"

>>7269756
you lean more towards cute rather than sexually attractive 2bh

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>>7269753
i used to be a chain smoker. imo the best way to quit is to full stop cold turkey. (if ur trying to quit that is)

after I smoked my last pack I never bought any more.the first month is pure hell bc nicotine withdrawal but after that it's ez pz. chewing gum or peanuts helped alot

>>7269758
right i agree but im still not attracted to any of the trips m8. im unironically str8

>>7269767
what's been up kittu?

>>7269778
Anything above 0%

And she did win by 2 million votes

>>7269539
D:

Oh well, you must have talked with somebody else the, because i'm not >.<

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lol
>>7269756
where're my tongue hugs

>>7269767
Should I post the other pics?

>>7269773
I'd pay to see this
>>7269771
Maybe the injections DID make me the man I am today?
Maybe I should go back
Idk.
I really like how I look in the dress.

Guy delivering my Amazon stuff was overly friendly when I dropped the box while he was walking away & rushed back to help... He... Went into my house and set it inside for me.
Idk how to feel.
(It's like 60lbs of tools)

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>>7269790
you've gotten so lewd lately D:

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>>7269773
>Veteran
>Never killed anyone
I bet you couldnt even pull the trigger on an enemy Faye.

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Here's the list of the Characteristics of the girl/woman I would like (remember, I AM Flexable on most characteristics, and these ARE NOT REQUIREMENTS. But ONLY if it is Bold, then that is required).
-18-24-Years Old
-Boyfriend-Free
-White
-Within 20 Miles of Zip Code 22968
-Under 230 Pounds
-Smoke-Free
-Non-Alcoholic ("Socially Drinks" is also Acceptable)
-Caring
-Pretty
-Cute
-Default Language = English
-(Hopefully) a Virgin
(Fooly Cooly knowledge optional (I'm not talking about the Anime))
-Under or equal to 5' 10"
-Open-Minded
-Young at Heart
-Employment Optional
-Graduated from at least High School (College Attendant is Cool)
-Fun-Lovin'
-Sweet
-Charming

*Note: While I truly appreciate the attention from the women who live out of state (Virginia) and those who show-off in front of an EyeToy... I'm sorry, but if we could not personally meet within 20 miles of 22968, it's a big no-go.

It has come to my attentive mind that a few women who may be attracted to me are those of whom I would not feel comfortable around. So to avoid later confusion, here's a list of characteristics I would REALLY not feel comfortable around...

-SMOKERS
-REAL DRUNK ALCOHOLICS (Gone to "Moe's" often?)
-Current/Previous Mothers (I support them fully, but I would not feel comfortable walking into a previously-made family; I would feel more comfortable starting fresh and having my own child(ren)).
-Real Ugly Women.
-Currently Over 230 pounds.
-The low-functionally mentally-handicapped.
-The seriously physically-deformed.
-Autistic (high-functionally or otherwise)...

Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, but that's beside the point.
-Medium or Dark-Chocolate.
-Police-Women.

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>>7269765
thats not kit
this is she

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>>7269787
>And she did win
You may wish to double check this.

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>>7269787
>And she did win by 2 million votes
>she did win
dem gymnastics
>>7269784
>"correct"
well the chance of faye's story really happening is quite astounding

>>7269758
Yay! Want to go to the mall or whatever it is that teen girls do these days? :3

>>7269765
Stop this! >:(

>>7269795
my brain is broken
also tongue hugs are rather pure

>>7269792
leave me alone

>>7269786
Then why does your orientation change like the weather?
You're at least bi

>>7269797
>220lbs
>5'10"
Das chunky

tfw people are only into me if they have literally nobody else
tfw gonna pass but never be remotely attractive

hi mtfg

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>>7269799
>99
praise kek
also
>tfw tendies

>>7269792
Let's see!

>>7269804
>elanna insisting other people are bi
wait, what reality is this?

>>7269718
>Obtuve el mismo resultado que vos, y creo que la descripcion me viene bien.

>>7269797
THAT IS MY POST!

>>7269564
I need to removed from that list

>>7269803
I <3 U kit. :3

>>7269810
lmao

>>7269806
I think you have a cute smile, if that matters.

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>>7269805
>>7269812
jelly cos im stylin on u?

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>>7269802
maeve is an impure hampster girl now. feels bad ;_;

>>7269804
nah, don't like girls. pls don't try to tell me what i am or arent ty. ive all way explained too many times to count how and why my orientation shifted over time.

>>7269797
This isn't /r9k/

>>7269793
just switch from pussyfication mones to proper estrogen
>Guy delivering my Amazon stuff was overly friendly when I dropped the box while he was walking away & rushed back to help... He... Went into my house and set it inside for me.
how do you manage to drop mere 30 kg ?
having people carry shit for you is nice tho ^^

>>7269821
>>7269818

>>7269817
it does a lot, thank you anon.

>>7269796
I bet you can't even do 10 push-ups fatty

>>7269810
we're in the twilight zone anon *cue music*

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>>7269810
It's the reality where I'm a Kinsey 1 or 2.

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>tfw u can't have penis so you eat peanuts instead.

>>7269813
There's no anon bby.

>>7269820
You got a dick in your butt from a gay man.
It happens.
Idk.
Can't tell me you don't catch yourself staring at nice girl butts with a vexed mix of lust/jealousy you agp fuck.
:^}

>>7269785
People don't want to fugg cute things? ;-;
>>7269790
That's a silly term

>>7269818
Do you also have noviophobia?

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>>7269775
idk why they do i dont do anything to them ;~;

>>7269776
i rly miss you a lot tho !!

>>7269782
i'm trying to !!!!!

>>7269786
umm nm honeslty just been sobbing a lot but now im feeling ok

>>7269815
ilu sass !!!

>>7269832
Yes, that and the weirdest dick you'll ever see. :(

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>>7269830
>gay man

nice meme

>implying

i literally dont

>>7269833
ahh sorry to hear that, but i am glad ur feeling better again. have u started looking at other places to work?

>>7269829
There is

>>7269828
i'd give you a one at most

>>7269797
Here's the list of the Characteristics of the girl/woman/man I would like:

>= 175 cm
22-27 yo
white
within 30km of Stuttgart
bmi under 27
smoke free
non alcoholic (mb socially is ok)
CARING
not a gesichtsbaracke
language english or german
young at heart
at least got Abitur or an Ausbildung

Real no goes:
SMOKING
FAT

>>7269833
>i'm trying to !!!!!
good! remember if you leave, the bullies win

>>7269831
>People don't want to fugg cute things? ;-;
sometimes

but you're more like a cat - very cute, but not really giving off a lot of sex appeal

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>>7269797
>Mfw so much autism in one post

>>7269836
>meme
Your bf is dating a tranny. He's gay

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>>7269826
A soldier who doesn't kill could do a million pushups in a row and still be completely useless. You can prepare and train for a jogging race all you like but if you dont run it doesn't mean shit.

>>7269845
if you kill your enemies, they win

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>>7269843
>dating girls makes you gay

>>7269839
Aww too bad I'm 20 and 150km away :(

>>7269828
I'm gonna go with 2 there

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>>7269838
I was being generous, but yeah, that's probably closer to reality.
I'm a lonelysexual

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>>7269839
You need to make it autistic, otherwise it isn't funny. :C

>>7269842
CURSE YE-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAA

>>7269847
You are trans woman who was born male
He is gay

>>7269823
O,
I'm just clumsy is all.
Like
Forgetting I needed to keep holding the box as I lifted it or something. Idk.
I might even go back to Spiro from cypro. It sounds like a bad idea tho but Spiro will be subsidized with insurance.
Mostly, I was just weirded out by a musky boy touching my stuff and being in my house.
It wasn't until afterward that I realized WHY he did it.
Like (who the fuck is this guy and why is he being weirdly friendly)
>>7269836
Didn't he date trannies or a boy beforehand or something?
Don't his parents know?
Also
I know for a fact big soft smooshy smooth girlbutts rubbing against you would reveal a bonnner

>>7269846
can I be your enemy?

>>7269657
No cis girls allowed

>>7269820
listen there's nothing impure about two tongues just huggin it out for a couple hours like best bros

>>7269848
aww :(

>>7269853
I made it serious because I am autistic, isnt that basically the same?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11702063

>>7269797
>-SMOKERS
>-REAL DRUNK ALCOHOLICS (Gone to "Moe's" often?)
>-Current/Previous Mothers (I support them fully, but I would not feel comfortable walking into a previously-made family; I would feel more comfortable starting fresh and having my own child(ren)).
>-Real Ugly Women.
>-Currently Over 230 pounds.
>-The low-functionally mentally-handicapped.
>-The seriously physically-deformed.
>-Autistic (high-functionally or otherwise)...
we have no chaces to bo together, that's so sad.

>>7269845
>not knowing anything about the military.

>>7269856
kek
I remember when I moved the first time after going fulltime
some cuck literally carried all my stuff 6 stores up
furniture and all
based shit tbqh

>>7269841
h-how do I get...more...appealing

>>7269853
It's ka me ha me haaaaaaa!
Even I know that!

>>7269857
Alright, but I warn you, I am not going to let you win

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>>7269797
taaaahm <3
post your rarest potcy pls

>>7269855
okay m8 sure whatever makes u happy

>>7269856
no and no. yes his parents know we're dating but i haven't met with them yet, going to on Thanksgiving.

lmao, that's literally happened before and no boners sorry to burst your bubble. me and a friend shared a hotel bed and cuddled every night. she was the little spoon I was the big one. not a single boner the entire 3 days

>>7269870
ur a tard

>>7269874
>wanting to deny the truth
Hey if makes you and your gay lover happy, then go nuts.

>>7269870
because you took being a pussy above getting one ?
srsly tho, there is no cut-off age just do it

>>7269862
>>7269862
>>7269862
Vote please. Trannys are so easy to manipulate. Literally tell them what they want to hear and they eat it up with a shit eating grin. You can get whatever you want out of them.

>>7269850
What makes you certain of that?
Wouldn't I have to seek out relationships with girls to be a 2?

>>7269870
the chance is now, anon, transition

>>7269871
rude :( can we be friends instead then

>>7269845
I don't think you really have any understanding of modern assymetrical warfare.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11702095
http://www.strawpoll.me/11702095
http://www.strawpoll.me/11702095
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>>7269833
I'll be back when I feel better

>>7269880
or fall into them

>>7269868
>h-how do I get...more...appealing
do a maeve and go from pure and untainted to chronic lewdposter

>>7269860
i hardly even recognize you under all that impurity maeve ;~; where did the adorable hamster girl go?

>>7269846
if you kill someone, they die

>>7269879
but that applies to anyone who isn't at that exact time payign too much attention at you.

>>7269866
Yeah>>7269845
Youre an idiot.
Combat & psychological training does shit beyond physical strength.

There's a reason vets are usually super chill until someone in the room decides to be an obnoxious fuckhead.

I fucking love vets.
I wouldn't even be alive without em.
I wouldn't be me.
>tfw Lt. Col. Grandfather flew the first prototype fighter jets & had the best zany ideas. Took no fucks from anyone

how do I know if I'm truetrans?

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>>7269885
That hasn't really happened a lot
If you're talking about the current situation, I'm not sure it's covered by the Kinsey scale.

Did someone hear about nim?

>>7269886
But that's impure

>>7269883
why don't you talk about this instead of making a biased strawpoll?
I don't want to either say that I know who you are or that I want to see people die...

>>7269894
are you trutrans?

So I'm finally gonna talk to a therapist tomorrow. I've realized how crazy repression is making me in every aspect of my life and I can't do this anymore. I'm 22 now and I've repressed for over a decade. My family probably wont take it well, they're old school conservative. They'll probably try to stand in my way if I tell them, but fuck it I'm just gonna convince the therapist to start me on HRT, and one day my family is gonna look at me and realize what's going on. Whatever happens will happen.

>>7269894
do you have dysphoria
you are trutrans
do you have "gender euphoria" or some other made up bullshit
you aren't trans

>>7269870
Hey don't be upset some of us never had a chance, that's why I detransed.
Most here will detrans in a few years.
I say Korra, sheen, grace and a many others will see the mistake they made

>>7269894
if u aren't agp ur trutrans™

>>7269894
Do you fap in girl clothes or do you want to be a caring mum?

>>7269898
well, if you want to rank up from snickercutele to sexerdoodle, you know what you have to do

>>7269897
????

>>7269903
Thats what I did when I turned 22, good luck.

>>7269894
Have you had dysphoria since birth?
Are you Exclusively attracted to men?
Do you plan to get SRS?
Do you fin absolutely no sexual satisfaction from transition?

If you answer no to any of these you're not trutrans™

>>7269904
>gender euphoria
lel what the fuck is that

>>7269905
>a blu blu, I failed my transition and want everyone else to be miserable and suicidal like me

fuck off Angie you're cancer and the biggest attention whore ever

>>7269908
I like this one.
Make it a strawpoll and let's see how metal this place is

>>7269867
I half enjoy it.
But.
I don't enjoy condescending tones and opinions about man stuff.
Like, I fucking hate going to parts stores now.
Everybody assumes idk where the washer fluid goes or how to check tire pressure.
Soo buttmad that privilege is gone.
I hate being second guessed
>>7269874
If we ever meet, I'm determined to give you a boner.
I don't want anything to do with it
I just want to see your face.
Fuck you, beautiful slut.

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>>7269872
This PotC is pretty rare I think, got a few more though.

>>7269869
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Curse-ye-ha-me-ha UR WRENG

>>7269861
I suppose, how's stuttgart tho

>>7269864
;_; WE CAN TRY

>>7269910
thats a vague question

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>>7269908
>tfw only wear girl clothes now so this question is rigged

gender hugg

>>7269919
>how's stuttgart tho
very German, tfw gas everywhere

>>7269917
LOL you can try but you look too much like a girl to do anything for me bb. we can cuddle and stuff tho that's always fun

>>7269894
There's no such thing as "truetrans". If you're asking yourself that question and you can't answer it, ask yourself WHY you can't answer that question. Is it fear? If so what are you afraid of? Work it out. You have to be really honest with yourself though about this sort of thing. Think about what's gonna really make you happy in life. If you can repress it I say by all means do, but if you can't or if you think that one day you just wont be able to repress these feelings anymore then you need to talk to someone about it.

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>>7269909
I'll just stay snickercutele

>>7269920
Yeah it is, hear what about nim?

>>7269895
hrt melts muscle mass, though

I can't find the picture but here's an anon discovering the picture

now I have trouble with 50 pound bags of flour lol

>>7269896
fair enough, no feeble man-made scale can encompass or hope to describe true love

>>7269930
snick snick <3

>>7269925
Well do you fap in girl clothes you apg sloot?

>>7269919
Nope.
I smoke, I get really drunk, I have 3 kids that are as ugly, fat and all purpose defformed as me, and I only got pregnant because I'm mentally handicapped and that's someone's fetish.

>>7269925
Answer the question so we can judge you already!

>>7269930
it looks like she's trying to figure out how gay sex works

>>7269925
if you don't fap naked ur AGP

>>7269928
I'm more of a man than your bf tho.
And
I've the jaw to prove it, homo

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uwu

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>>7269934
Yeah, I schlicked in my jammies this morning

>>7269932
B-but

>>7269915
Who says I'm Angie?
I'm an anon who realized that transition was a mistake. You'll see it soon too like many others here. Why do you think 90% of trans women don't pass?

>>7269931
If she's alright and stuff didn't saw a single post for a long time but I've less time to lurk here lately

>>7269901
>why don't you talk about this instead

>grew up on a struggling dairy farm
>business not going well
>dad turned alcoholic
>started doing crazy shit
>saw him strangle my mom in front of me
>dad went to jail with no parole
>got shoved into a group home
>got physically and sexually abused
>homeless from 14 to 19
>made my living whoring myself and dealing drugs
>eventually got an apartment with a partner
>partner stole my money and disappeared one day
>went back on the streets
>went back to selling my body
>finally on my feet but can't deny trans feelings
>still have a drug habit
>suicidal
>ugly
>worthless
>unloved
>unknown

>>7269914
a "transman" explained it to me this way
he feels completely happy about being a girl
but being a man makes him happier due to society
surprise he looks like a fat black chick (not even a fat black dyke), takes no mones, doesn't bind etc
>>7269917
>I don't enjoy condescending tones and opinions about man stuff.
kek only had this when I wasn't confident
be it tone wise with voice or just nervous
if I went in stores and was like "yo i need oil X for a Y machine, silicone free, etc." i just got what i wanted
>>7269919
niceee
more ?
>>7269927
>tfw still know the address of my grandmas old house in stuttgart

>>7269942
how does schlick compare to fap

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>>7269773
thats scary
that story sounds just like this picture my best friend posted on social media

this kind of stuff is why I signed that facebook petition to impeach literally hitler and replace him with madame president IMMEDIATELY

>>7269884
I<3U take care

>>7269912
I remeber when I was a baby I wanted to wear girl diapers and my penis got hard.

Does this mean i has truetrans™?

>>7269887
do you think i need purity rehabilitation
>>7269940
*want*

>>7269941
But now you realized it and can move on

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>>7269939
ayyy whatever you say lipstick dyke

>>7269944
Why are you on a tranny forum, if not for attention from Ppl happy with having trannoo'd?
Seems to me you need community, hon.
Like
Idk
Angie.

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>>7269950
kek

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>>7269895
course this is because I didn't keep up at all, it's not impossible to keep some strength I just didn't bother to

>>7269942
but nothing, now kiss

>>7269941
uhh how did you lose the chance in 4 years? seems pretty unlikely tbdesu

>>7269945
she was here last night, seemed okay.

>>7269946
That sounds terribly tough, but you're back on your feet now? that's a huge thing. why would you chose now to quit when it's finally time for the upward slope?

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>>7269866
>>7269882
>>7269892
>Be in military
>Cant kill
Get another profession

>>7269958
Because most trans people regret their transition later on in life.
Me, Angie and others have seen that

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>>7269947
Of course m'lady.

>>7269935
>Nope.
>I smoke, I get really drunk, I have 3 kids that are as ugly, fat and all purpose defformed as me, and I only got pregnant because I'm mentally handicapped and that's someone's fetish

I lel'd

>>7269927
Gas?

>>7269963
i made that up, i'm just bored

>>7269905
how bout me

>>7269968
no you haven't lol

>>7269927
>Very german
>People eating sausages
>People drinking beer
>People angry at football
>People listening to jazz in their Mercedes Benz

>>7269968
that's retarded

>>7269973
you're not good working with motivations then.
tell me more about your side characters.

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Did any of you get free cis guilt pizza for TDOR?

I did

Based allies

>Work up the bravery to finally buy my tranny pills from shady indian online store.
>Bank security token breaks, can't make transfers.
This isn't fucking happening.

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hi im maeve

>>7269980
no they didn't get it to me im very disappointed

>>7269982
call them and fix it and get your pills!

>>7269952
not if ur happy

>>7269968
ur dumb

>>7269974
I do regret my transition otherwise I wouldn't have gone back

>>7269977
Well it's because most trans women don't pass. Just how it is unless you have very good genetics because effort means dick

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>>7269983
identity theft is no laughing matter

>>7269965
You already said that and everybody said you're retarded.

Why are all chaser trips like this?

>>7269983
are you sure you're not lauren

>>7269947
German or German heritage?
>>7269971
It's a city with a lot of fine dust
>>7269976
I hate these prejudices

>>7269981
I'm old as fuck too Anon, mid-twenties is a disadvantage, but you know what's an even bigger disadvantage? Putting it off ten more years and being a balding old "dude" who suddenly realizes they can't repress anymore.

>>7269955
I'm Chapstick bb
Makeup is effort
>>7269947
I did that
..
Mostly, I just grab it off the rack.
But, I had 3 vehicles from different years, manufacturers and fuckface counter guy wanted me to follow him BACK to the coolant section b/c he thought I was confused about which ones I needed b/c I had 3 different kinds like I didn't know what did what.
After 20 minutes of him going on about the different types for different makes & different years and how I need to be really sure and smiling at me alot, I just swapped some out for a cheaper brand he was reading the label of for compatibility I'd overlooked initially(same type).
Fucking, 5 minute pop in turned into half an hour of "oh, youre a girl, you don't know"
In times before, they wouldnt've even asked what all the stuff was for

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>>7269962
Fine!

>>7269949
Fap is straightforward
Schlick requires more dedication

>>7269981
If you see yourself as feminin in your mid 20's then you're not gonna get much worse besides getting old. Like Burroughts.

>>7269991
that's got nothing to do with what I said, you're bullshitting that most end up regretting it

and you didn't answer my question :(

>>7269947
>surprise he looks like a fat black chick (not even a fat black dyke), takes no mones, doesn't bind
Why does this tumblr stuff bother me so much

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like why do people spend their time on just making other ppl feel bad ?? like it doesn't even make sense to me AT ALL. like idgi dont you have better things to do ?? why would you fake being someone else or talk to someone for like months i dont GET IT

>>7269994
wtf

hi

>>7269980
How about a nose job, hon?

>>7269990
Look at many of the detrans and regret posts that are posted in Susan's,
Reddit, etc

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>>7269993
I'M A GOOD CHASER, ASK THE TRIPS

>>7270005
hi Lauren im maeve

>>7270003
because they're not happy with themselves

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>>7269999
I always assumed you used boy clothes to masturbate with aap and all that.
Nice repeating numbers

>>7269965
Killing makes you manly?
Like the mother of 3 who stabs her whole family to death
Or the 18 year old in ww1 who didn't want to be there in the first place killing just so he could go back home alive?

K
Niggaplz

>>7270003
because basement dwellers need validation somehow, even if they can only get it from making others feel bad

>>7270006
Getting FFS in January

>>7270001
See >>7270007