>All I want is a cute bf to cuddle and play video games with

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>>7269086
I want a bf to play video games with and I'm cute.

>>7269304
Well how cute are you, and what vidya do you like?

>>7269337
I'm not a god mode twink but I look like I'm 17 and I get told by strangers that I'm a 8/10.
I'm playing Dark souls 3 right now and I'm probably going to pick up a 3ds on Black Friday so I can play Pokemon S&M.

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>have bf
>on couch, have my head in his lap
>playing SSB Melee on my beamer
>I keeping owning him with my 1337 wavedash jukes and supreme juggles
>he pushes me playfully during a match to throw me off
>push back
>start fighting
>we both tumble from the couch, he lands on top of me
>start making out
>roll over next to him looking him into his eyes
>He: "I bet I can get you next round"
>Me: "I think I love you"
>He: "I love you too."
>Me: "I won't let you win though"
>He: "We'll see about that."

I want this to happen just once in my life. Just once and I could die happy.

>>7269420
I'm sweating just by reading it

>>7269086

I have a bf to cuddle with.

He doesn't fucking play games for some goddamn reason. None at all.

I don't understaaaaand.

>>7269465
What the fuck does he do all day then?

>>7269515

Work and university it seems. I might take it upon myself to show him what he's missing.

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>>7269420
I'm really depressed right now so I'm just gonna post imaginary bf-moments until the drugs kick in

>have really stressful day at university
>walk outside the building towards where my bike is
>look up up to see the setting sun over the smog-filled horizon
>suddenly get pulled around a corner, pinned against the cold wall
>it's bf, smiles at me
>involuntarily smile too, happy to see him
>he kisses me, I hesitate at first but can't help but melt in his arms
>He: "Hey"
>Me: "You startled me. Why are you here?"
>He: "I wanted to see you. I missed you"
>Me: "I have a lot of homework, I don't think I have time to..."
>He: "You look really stressed out. I'll go get something to eat with you."
>Me: "I really should.."
>He: "Just for an hour. Come on."
>he takes me by my hand and we walk to the restaurant holding hands
>have a great time, feel calm and refreshed after
>go home alone and work all night but keep smiling remembering that I have someone who loves me

>>7269581
>be me, virgin
>first time at his house
>we play all night, it's 4am I want to go home
>it's pouring outside
>"you should stay here"
>"I don't think I..."
>"You'll freeze to death if you go now. I'll make the couch ready for you"
>"I'm fine with sleeping next to you. Just..."
>"What is it?"
>"I don't think I'm ready for..."
>"I won't make you do anything you don't want"
>later, lie next to him
>Me: "I'm cold."
>He: "Wanna penguin?"
>Me: "I never cuddled with someone."
>He inches towards me, starts stroking my hair
>He: "Do you want to?"
>I nod.
>He embraces me from behind, still stroking my hair
>I tense up, not used to intimacy
>He notices: "It's ok. Relax."
>My body relaxes, keep shifting more into him
>I touch his boner, he instinctively pulls back his pelvis
>Me: "It's ok."
>I cozy up more into him
>He strokes my hair until I'm completely asleep

>>7269655
>at house-party of mutual friend, I sit around a little campfire in the backyard with others, bf is somewhere else in the house
>we're not officially a couple yet
>talking with others at fire
>he walks by me on his way somewhere else, tickles my neck
>I tense up because startled
>everyone looking at me
>"I'll be right back"
>go upstairs to bathroom to not get awkwardly stared at, had to go anyway
>come out of bathroom, all the others are downstairs or outside
>bf is waiting next to the bathroom door
>Me: "Hey, you. Stop abusing that I'm ticklish."
>He: "You wanna go upstairs? We can sit on the roof."
>Me: "I guess."
>he takes my by my hand, walks me up the stairs
>sit on step on roof intended for roof-workers
>he's holding my hand, I put my head on his shoulders
>one of the people by the fire notices us
>some start whistling, shouting "whoo"
>I blush, he notices and starts blushing too

This was a terrible idea, I feel really lonely now...

>>7269719
OP here. That's so cute anon. Where do you live?

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I met a cute guy in a similar bf thread about a week ago who I almost immediately fell in love with after seeing his pics and reading his interests.

>Last Online: 5 days ago

Too bad he an heroed, he was a qt even without 600 pounds of makeup

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>>7269943
W-what

>>7269921
He is dead. Online relationships never last

>>7269970
Frank Wolf
sudoku'd in 2013

>>7270098
I've been worrying about that too. It's unlikely but it's been too long... I feel like fate doesn't want me to find a bf because every time I meet a cute guy online it doesn't work out. The last one found a gf irl and stopped talking to me. And I'm too introvert to find anyone irl - that and the guys in my area are all dudebro normies with gfs and ballcaps and just not qt.

What do I do ;_;

>>7270170
Well you can always stay in hope that he comes online but if he really is dead you'll end up more hurt.

You could just try to forget him and move on. If you have only known for a week that should be easy.

>tfw no femboy bf to play video games with

>>7270189
Yeah I'm not too hurt because I've only known him for a very short while but I feel like if I had the chance to talk to him more we'd get super close.

Still, feels bad man. I really hope it's just something like his net died.

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>>7270207
Yeah i know the feeling. I once stopped one of my online relationships myself because i realized we would never meet irl and it was all a waste of time.

>people want bf
>don't post location
???

>have online 'relationship' with a boy who i play video games and watch anime with
>don't really care if we never meet irl

Maybe I have something wrong with me but I'm pretty sure I'm just wired to be fine with not having a relationship IRL

>>7270243
Yeah it sucks but waking up to "Good morning, sweetie <3" and chatting sweet things to each other all day, then playing games together over steam or something and maybe one day save up money for a plane ticket or something... it's just so, hnnngh. Honestly unless they're like on the other end of the world like in the States I wouldn't give up hope.

>>7270254
Well I'm from Germany mostly looking for other Europeans since I prefer english anyway. I regularly post in threads like these or make them myself in hopes of meeting that one perfect guy..

>>7270282
>Honestly unless they're like on the other end of the world like in the States I wouldn't give up hope.

>not wanting a cute transatlantic relationship

Actually the worst part about those is the citizenship/residency issue, not the plane tickets, lol. It's impossible live with/near the other person unless you get married because of immigration laws

>>7270316
Yeah but there isn't anything wrong with staying at a hotel together for a couple of days, right?

Also I just mentioned States because it probably costs a lot to travel from there to Europe or vice versa, and I'm not swimming in money and I can't expect the other person to pay for everything.

Also there's the timezone issue.

>>7270282
Don't worry. I'm sure he is doing alright and misses you as much as you do him. Trust me.

Before you know it he will be back and you have your long distance bf <3

>>7270555
I-I really hope so, anon.. if he doesn't log on soon I might cry ;_;

He's gorgeous and cute and reasonably far away that we could see each other some day..

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>tfw no qt bf this enthusiastic

>>7269581
>you realize someone stole your bike

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>>7270663
sheeeeeeeit man, check out this sweet new bike I scored off some fag in Uni

>>7269086
it's a shame he killed himself :( so cute

>>7270732
whaaat? Story please

>>7270780
>>7270169

>>7270732
always thought she kinda looks plastic and gross don't really get why people thinks she pretty

>>7270780
she was a tranny it's kinda sad really

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>>7270780
He was bullied at school and killed himself. Name was Frank Wolfe.

I've always wanted a cute boyfriend. I almost had one once. We spoke online for a while and he was perfect. We met, spent a week together, then he started to go quiet and never spoke to me again after a couple of months. Still gets me sometimes.

>>7271358


found the video

https://xhamster.com/movies/6119325/amazing_femboy.html

he looks like a boobless lesbian

>>7271369
I think he's beautiful. He's so many things that I want. But now I'm going bald and getting old and I probably ought to just kill myself or face the rest of my life alone haha.

>>7269781
germany

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Me an wife playing tablets on couch, met online 13 years ago playing gin. Married 10 years dec 10. It happens!!

>>7272301
>wife
Dropped

>>7272301
Ewww breeders

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>People glorify what is essentially a mundane part of my daily existence

>>7271401
This, not even full on gay and yes do want. Shame he died i would made him my house boy.

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>>7269086
All I want is a cute bf who doesn't think it's funny to read desperate shitposting out loud.

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>tfw no bf to hold me tight and tell me everythings gonna be alright

>>7272039
M-me too anon.. you sound like a lovely guy and have really cute and fascinating fantasies <3
Do you wanna chat sometime? My steam/skype name is Naerilei, or give me your info if you can't add me.

>tfw had a night-long threesome with two gorgeous femboys in uni despite being literally Edgar
lol idk how either, senpaitachi

>>7272620
>literally Edgar
what?

>>7271358
it's stories like this that make me never want to leave the house. being a feminine guy in this society is absolute shit, even for someone as genetically blessed as him.

>>7269420
For me, his name was Chris...then someone wrecked into my car and for some reason he never called me back when I tried to tell him.

It was all sex and drugs though. I didn't love him, like David.

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Why are there no cute femboys in BC? It's all just masc lumberjack dudes who want to be called daddy. Like it's cool to be manly but why is this place fucking bear central, both for the animals and the fat guys.

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>>7273594
use the /cuteboys/ map, there are a few femmy guys in BC

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>>7273603
There's a map? I feel really retarded right now. I COULD OF FOUND FEMBOYS ON MY OWN AND NOT BEEN SET BY FRIENDS WITH FAT FUCKING BEARS.

>>7273594
where in bc

>>7273678
Vancouver Island

>>7269420
Faggot

>>7269581
Anon, please keep writing those, they are beyond cute and give me feels. :3

>>7270732
literally never had any reliable source on what he died from, only an orbituary.

>go from /g/ to /lgbt/
>don't notice
w-woah

>>7274558
What are you, fuckin' gay?

>>7271358
>>7271369
>>7271401
>>7272374
That's not Frank, it's another guy, Zallyspeaking

>>7273594
surprising since gooks asians roam the place

>>7272039
near FFM by any chance? I would love to share those moments with you <3

>>7272592
>>7276431
this is me, it's pretty accurate I think.

If you still want to, write me. I'm not good with initiative...

>>7277303
It might as well be him.

>>7269548
Good luck Anon! Godspeed!

>>7273696
same lol, victoria

>>7274534
suicide due to high school/college bullying

>>7269719
Lonely? You gotta be kidding. Your cuddling with your bf at a party . What music was playing?

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>>7273594
If you mean British Columbia, Oliver Strohhacker is from there.

Cutest femboy ever to be famous on /lgbt/.

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>>7273603
>be me
>autist introvert 18 year old
> first and only bf was an abusive fuck
>Gf broke up after four weeks cause "she didn't feel a spark"
>Alot of the gay guys I know are rachet, normies or in a relationship
>Browsing /cuteboys/ I see the map
>fuck it,why not
>there are 4 posters near me
>Three are guys in their late twenties
>The fourth guy is the same age as me,has similar intrestes and a femmie guy

>MFW I'm about to email him when My anxious and paranoid tendencies kick in as I'm about to email him
>MFW I will probably be alone forever

How do I get over my paranoia and anxiety anons?

Im hitting on this adoreable dorky boy. He isnt a perfect trap, so hes all mine. Im super excited.

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>>7302243
>How do I get over my paranoia and anxiety anons?

Force yourself to do things that trigger your anxiety and paranoia. Congratulate yourself on the effort. Realize that the anxiety and paranoia were unnecessary and counterproductive. Rinse and Repeat until anxiety and paranoia are a thing of the past.

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>>7269420
>tfw I will probably never ever experience this

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>>7270627
H had an online relationship but ended it cuz i though it was doomed, then i got a real bf who hurt me really bady. Now my friend is in a long distance relationship and seeing how happy he is kinda gets my hopes up desu.
Picture of me cuz y not

>>7303272
hey that's pretty good