How do I flirt with other men?

Just have a laugh, don't take it too seriously.
Hell, I fell for a bi guy that flirted with me and drew hearts on my notebooks. Then he realised I was actually into him and backed off. Never heard of him dating guys though. Whatever. I'm obviously over it since this happened 8 years and I'm still talking about it.

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Whip out your cock and compare lengths.

>>7264542
>show me u dick
>*image of your penis*

How do I offer a cute boy I like a blowjob? 3:

>>7264593
>open mouth
>point to it
>say "benis"
>begin ferocious eyebrow waggling
Works every time, except the times where you end up with a black eye or a disgusted expression and severance of all contact.

>>7264542
Head on shoulder, handplay; Basically do what you see in the movies while acting like you're joking but also not really, if you know what I mean. I practice this on some of the straighties at my school.

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>>7264610
> Benis

>>7264610
Dubs and I do this tomorrow and post results

>>7264707
Rolling for you.

>>7264707
here, your dubz

>>7264734
>>7264707
/lgbt/ doesn't have dubs
Or at least it didn't the last I checked

>>7264777
>trips
okay I have to do it now

>>7264777
Lgbt doesn't have dubs it has trips

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>>7264777
I knew this board was pretty gay, but no dubs? That's a new level of unrepentant sodomy.

>>7264877
>nu-moot gave us dubs
>but not spoiler tags
Consider me a variant of halite right now because I am salty as fuck

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>>7264707
If you have success in your quest, i will do this to every single person i meet.

>>7264777
LOL!!!!

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>>7264687
Here, have this.

I want to do gay stuff with my college roommate (specifically, I want to suck him off and I want him to fuck me) but I don't know if he's interested in guys and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know I'm bi. I'm pretty sure he broke up with his girlfriend from back home a couple months ago.

What do I do?

>>7265158
While he's sleeping, take his pants off and start sucking him off.

>>7265158
>Grab him by the boipussy and dick simultaneously
>Gaze him for 30 minutes while repeating backwards LGBTQAWJFOE+
>???
>profit
I was in the same situation but that son of a bitch broke my heart so hard by sending me the photo of his new gf in halloween, when we were supposed to have a date. I looked for them, dressed as a fucking dungeon master and I slammed my fist in the face of that bitch so hard that i broke her glasses and then i gave my husbando the most savage beatdown i delivered in my entire life. Then, i vanished from his life, but the physical pain they felt is nothing compared to my emotional pain.

dating bi people == playing with fire, for both sides

>>7265267
>dating bi people == playing with fire, for both sides
no you're just fucking nuts

>>7265260
>>7265267
i don't think i have the courage to do either of these things, not that they would work anyway

>>7265316
Then I guess you're not getting dicked anytime soon

>>7265267
it has happened me three times
don't let biscum get the best of you hope you get a nice bloke who treat you good

>>7265316
I may be somewhat mad about what happened that night, but the thing is: if you dont try, you will never know if he wants your boipussy. Drink together some alcohol (i personally recommend you to use 1 bottle of vodka + something with lemon and bubbles). Don't drink too much because it may affect your libido or make you fall asleep way too quickly. You can play videogames or watching a spooky film while doing. At some point, when you are ready for it, go all in. If he rejects you, you can always blame the alcohol later. During your philosophical drunk talk, you can usually express better your feelings.
>It works => you get a bf and get the d as much as your ass can stand it
>It doesn't work => you can still be friends
Good luck

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>>7265267
>dressed as a fucking dungeon master and I slammed my fist in the face of that bitch so hard that i broke her glasses and then i gave my husbando the most savage beatdown i delivered in my entire life

>>7265429
Thanks anon. I don't browse this board but I'll report back to /lgbt/ if I'm successful

>>7264659
what is "handplay"

>>7265429
>forgots to mention the possibility of anon getting violently stabbed and left to die in the gutter because his roommate actually was straight
Don't give him false hope man.

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>>7265615
this

>>7264542
>clean cut guy looked over my shoulder
>started a convo about what I was trying to look up
>nice, patient, and seemed sincere about helping me
got nervous and lost myself in my nerdiness

i feel you op, opportunities don't come often and if you're not ready and willing to take a chance, then life will just pass you by and you'll be here forever with us