post 3 things about yourself, 2 truths and a lie, others guess

>>7245969

I believe the third is false.

>I started HRT at 23 and 5 years later still don't pass
>I failed a motorcycle safety course I paid $300 for
>I was told by a female classmate back in elementary school that I should have been a girl

>my boss at work is an actual high-functioning autistic midget and she was in a movie
>i'm youtube famous for makeup tutorials, as a guy
>me and my grandmother share a home with 9 cats and we coexist peacefully

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>parents wanted me to be born a girl and were hostile and passive aggressive for not having been born one
>haven't spoken out loud to anyone for close to a year
>got expelled from university

I'm >>7246168, forgot to reply to >>7246137

I think ">I failed a motorcycle safety course I paid $300 for" is fake

>>7246173
*passive aggressive toward me growing up

>>7246173
>that chav-tier hand tattoo

>>7246173

I know that last one must be real, so I'll say
>haven't spoken out loud to anyone for close to a year
is the fake one.

>>7246168
>my boss at work is an actual high-functioning autistic midget and she was in a movie

>>7246173
>got expelled from university

And mine:
>I was born 24 weeks premature and my mother and I almost died.
>I totaled my first car after having it for two days. I've never been in another accident before or since.
>I snuck 3g of marijuana on a plane in a medicine bottle once.

>>7245969
>I take therapy because I'm suicidal but hide it from everyone who's close to me
>I am bisexual and don't care about my partners genitals but I am not a slut
>I pretend to be straight and a total puss slayer in day to day life because I repress my Sexualty severely

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>>7246232
Second one's fake, bisexuals don't need to pretend to be straight.

>>7245969

So if someone guesses incorrectly, you let them keep going?

>>7246168
>>7246232

I will say the third is false for both of you.

>>7246211

The second is false.

MtF trans here

>Great grandfather fought for Nazi Germany during closing months of WW2. Other great grandfather fought with US Marines
>I've been involved in a psudo-romantic relationship with bisexual best friend since 7th grade
>Recovering alcoholic

>>7246798

Recovering alcoholic is false. You're still drinking straight from the bottle.

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>My parents are Jehovah's witnesses and I didn't get to celebrate any of my birthdays for the first 12 years of my life.
>I briefly dated a professional trans porn star.
>I once fractured my left middle finger and my hand was stuck in a "fuck you" pose for a few months as it was healing in a cast.

>>7246857
1st one is false. The other two are just absurd enough to have been real.

>>7246806
and you're sort of right. i'm not a recovering alcoholic, but only because i've havent drank an ounce of booze in my life

>I just got out of a psych ward today
>I've had sex with all the letters of lgbt and straight people (cause I'm trans and bi)
>I look like Zooey Deschanel's twin

>>7246857
I believe the first one because it happened to me, but >>7246871 is probably right anyway

>>7246994
Im inclined to believe the last one is false

And mine
>Been dealing with gender dysphoria and an unidentified identity disorder at the same time from childhood
>I can give the time by looking at the daylight almost every time
>I was on a "welcome back" basis with a psych ward sometime between age 15 and 18

>>7245969
>homos are degenerate
>trans are degenerate
>the god emperor will MAGA

>>7246712
I'm >>7246211
Incorrect!

>>7245969
>>as an office-wide challenge, I lived at my workplace for 3 weeks
i desperately hope this is the lie
because if not HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>my first and only relationship was with a guy in his mid 20s when I was just 15
>I'm a handholdless kissless virgin
>my liberal parents completely disowned me for supporting Trump

>>7245969
> Liberal Muslim parents
> Enjoys memes even more after they become cancerous
> Highschool English teacher

>>7253996
Third one is false.

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>Dicks big
>I hate kingdom hearts
>a Disney movie triggered An erection when I was 2, and lead to whole life time of depraved fetishes such as bestiality, centaurs, creature vagina, vaginal vore, futanari, mermaids, and diapers

Yo

>>7255793
liberal muslim parents.
I mean if you lie, at least make it believable.

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>I exclusively liked men before I transitioned, now I like everyone
>I lost my virginity at 19 to my online boyfriend of 2 years
>I was homeless for 2 months when i was 15 and slept in the park playground tube every night

>>7256576
Actually, I'm a private computer science tutor. My parents moved from Iran during the revolution, so they're not fans of religious fundies of any variety.

>>7256576
i don't see why there couldn't be meme muslims like there are meme christians, jews, etc.

>>7245969
Bi cis man age 26
>I'm an American who moved to Europe because it's cheaper for me as a poor university student (and as a bonus it's farther left in general)
>I'm depressed, suicidal, and alcoholic
>I like my sugar with coffee and cream

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>>7255822
You love kingdom hearts don't you.

>playing getting to know you games on an anonymous imageboard
for what purpose?

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>>7262489
because we're lonely and bored, duh

>>7256611
you still only like men, right?

>I got a girlfriend but is slowly getting the urge to try sucking dick
>I'm from China
>I can play the drums

>>7262919
You can't play the drums

>>7246173
God she looks dumpy in that shot.