/clg/ Cis Lesbian General

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I'm scared of the future. What will happen to us when Mike "I've got dykes in my sights" Pence becomes President after Trump dies from a heart attack?

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You gonna to help me stalk the Philly chick or what?

>>7232651
>Ignore 2d posters
??

>>7232651
>the universal signal for AVAILABLE LESBIAN

So, a girl that can't look other girls in the eye for too long and blushes at normal platonic straight girl physical contact?

>>7232688
weeaboo shitposters

>>7232680
>will not actually travel to Philadelphia and walk up to every short-hair gril and shout "DID YOU USED TO PLAY GUITAR ON LESGEN" at them

Not very dedicated sempai

>>7232711
I live right outside Philly and know what she looks like, though.

You copy and pasted the recent news? If you can't be bothered to update it just let me make the thread.

>>7232651
>not lesgen
>not bothering updating recent news

Dude

Imma repost this since I want more opinions I guess


>I like her a lot a lot a lot
>am pretty sure that she's also into me alot
>dated for a little but she got scared and ran away
>told me she rather I just hate her rather than hate her AND know she's a terrible partner
>I still want her bc she's worth it to me

Okay so it IS creepy if I write a song for her?
I'm no pop star so it'll probably be something simple about how much I care about her and how pretty she is and I want to be lovers and fuck her brains out and so on and so forth

I'm mostly the sub here but she's being kind of difficult, and I want to make it clear I'm not going to abandon her or something because I think that's also one of her fears.

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>>7232701
tee hee

>>7232747
>>7232737
I did update the last bullet...sorry
Should I delete the thread and let you fix it?

>>7232752
Honestly, I see very few scenarios in which that wouldn't come off cringey af

>>7232752
Yes, write the fucking song. Woo the shit out of this motherfucker.

>>7232764
>>7232772
I need a third person please be the tie breaker
I want to woo her but I don't want to seem cringeworthy and creepy and I worry about that enough

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I met my American gf's family this summer, and it was.. an interesting experience, to say the least.

>Her mom is asian, while her dad is white
>End up alone with her mom while my gf and her dad get our bed ready
>I'm a nervous wreck,but doing my best to make small talk
>I'm Norwegian, so she's obviously asking lots of questions about that
>Asks what kind of food we like
>She somehow mishears "Norwegians love potatoes" as "Norwegian snow potato"
>She's actually excited about these these "snow potatoes"
>I'm seriously losing it
>Feel too awkward to correct her, so I just go along with it
>Have to spend the next 20-30 minutes trying to keep a straight face while making more small talk
>Seriously the longest 30 minutes in my life
>My gf finally comes to save me
>As soon as our eyes meet I'm unable to keep it in any longer
>Just completely lose it and start laughing uncontrollably
>Her mom is looking at me like I'm crazy

I blew it, didn't I?

>>7232651
I live for these recaps.

>>7232822
Are you crazy? That's some Hallmark Channel shit, anon. You're worrying about something that's honestly going to come off as endearing, especially if you get your gf to explain it.

>>7232822
Yep.
But if you explain it in an honest way like you told us, I bet she'll laugh and like you more

>Norwegian snow potatoes
Pfft

>>7232758
Your meekness appeases me. I'm not anal about it but next time you give me a sloppy job I'll have to give you one back *le lenny face*

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I want to protect her :(

>>7232651
>>femmes want femmes
lies

>>7232898
>black paint on arms
???

>>7232932
People always point out her arm hair so she exaggerated it in order for her to "bee herself :)))" even more

>>7232927
Nazi still thinks she's a femme

>>7232923
work harder straight man
but not even show your presence

>tfw a girl asked me out for the first time ever
>but it was awkward af and she ran away
Not sure how to feel right now.

>>7233037
Next time you see her, kiss her without hesitation. No words, no warning, just pucker those lips and smooch her.

(Don't listen to me, I'm just describing what my lonely ass would want ;_;)

My gf's family invited my family to thanksgiving. It's really nice of them since my mom is dead and my dad is in poor health I think it will be a lot happier this way. Also her mom is a really good cook.

>>7233061
She was a complete stranger I'll probably never see again, and she wasn't really my type physically. It was more a weird experience than anything, I don't even know what to make of it.

>>7233067
>not being with your sick dad on a family holiday

>>7233086
They invited my dad too. And my brother. That's what I was saying.

>>7232957
but those black spots just look like black spots

couldn't she just like wear faux fur or somethin? idk

>>7233091
Oh, that's pretty nice then, disregard previous post.

>>7232970
Stop spreading harmful rumors. (I consider myself a chapstick tomboy)

>>7233037
That sounds like every anon here. My question is: why do girls smell so good?

>>7232927
But I do.

>>7233098
Don't question the princess of lesbians

>>7233132
Post pics for confirmation

>>>>7232728

Oh, there are. I promise. You just need to play fuggin SherlockMacgyver and figure out where they are. Have you tried online dating sites?

>>7233081
This is what Craigslist Missed Connections is for. Quick!

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>>7233156
too late, i already questioned her
what are you gonna do, nerd?

>>7233132

My question is: how do you smell lots of girls?

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>>7233215
>peak times on the train

>>7233215
Has any one masturbated while smelling a girl's clothes? I think I could do it.

What are the ramification of wearing a hat backwards?

>>7233384
Looking retarded.

>>7233394
I was afraid of that.

I'm new to wearing hats and I feel like every time I take it off people are waiting for me to put it on backwards so they can make fun of me.

I wanna wear it backwards though. I think it's kool.

>>7233425
Be yourself anon, don't worry about what anyone else thinks.

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>tfw make $28/hr
>tfw no gf or friends
>tfw money just accumulating in my bank account

I don't know what to buy anymore, lesgen.
>muh first world problems

>>7233457
No friends? hell, I can be friends to anyone with thick skin, long as they aren't a satanist or something.... ....buuuut this is also coming from a straight guy, so I guess you wouldn't want that as a friend....just a hunch.

Still, that sucks.

>>7233457
Buy me steam games. And cashmere sweaters. I wanna look fresh.

>>7232651
>resort to tinder to try and cure myself of loneliness and constant fear of being alone for the rest of my life
>all the girls are disgusting fat butch dykes

>>7233467
Brah, my work doesn't necessary put me in a very social place. Plus, everyone in my department is like 10+ years older than I am.

>>7233447
I'm not good at fashion things.

I honestly wish I could dress cuter and girlish but I don't think my friends would let me live down such a dramatic switch in style.

Also I'd probably mess simple things up, like wearing the wrong kinda socks or something.

>>7233485
What do I get in return?

>>7233492
Anon, just dress how you want, it's your life. If you friends would give you anything more than friendly teasing for switching your style you have shit friends.

>>7233457
I'll move to America and live with you anon. I'll be your bitch as long as you keep me. You can do whatever you want with me. All you need to do is feed me.

>>7233457
Can you be my sugarmama in exchange for internet sex?

>>7233494
Friendship :D

>>7233457
Adopt me and in exchange for rent I'll give you A+++ friendship and advice and maybe even your choice of big or little spoon.

I try to identify 4chan dykes on okcupid but it's hard. you guys are really good at hiding your powerlevel but someday I'll find you.

>>7233502
It's a deal, bby. Where are you from?

>>7233498
You are very brave my anonymous friend.

I won't be able to change how I dress but I am willing to wear my hat backwards.

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>>7233492
all i know about socks is you're supposed to wear black socks with black shoes. i think anything else is fair game in the sock world

>>7233551
Post your OKcupid please.

>>7232752
no dont write the fucking song

>dated for a little but she got scared and ran away

shes just gonna eventually leave you for Chad then what, you gonna write another song?

>>7233586

(currently) don't have one. just stalking the search to see who's out there.

have any trannies spoken on the discord? lol

>>7232752
Girls like this aren't worth it, trust me, I used to be one.

>>7233602

So far, at least in my area, it's gone like this:

>out of my league
>tumblr
>over 30
>over 300 pounds

and more hons than a french comedy club.

>>7233602
Make one, post it, I'll help you make sure it doesn't suck.

>>7233555
Britain

>>7233594
It will be the budding of lesbian Taylor Swift. It will be what the world needs, and it will be glorious.

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>>7233683

I already have the ship ready.

>>7233683
Julien Baker is bretty gud.

>>7233594
*leave you for Stacey
Fixed.

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>>7233733

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>>7233739

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>>7233756

What are they saying to each other, /clg/?

>>7233614
>>7233594
;-;
I already started it, but ok
>>7233683
I hate Taylor but I wouldn't be an openly gay celebrity anyway
Don't wanna get marginalized ya know

>>7233734
>*leave you for Stacey
>Fixed.
Cheat on her with Chad/Jamal or both at the same time while they're together. Till she walks in on her getting hammered against a wall while she screams her way through an orgasm.

Closet bisexual lesbians have broken many a heart anon. I mean, I still remember the sound of a dropped glass followed by screaming a girl sobbing hysterically and turning around to see the most heartbreaking sight I've ever seen.
Make matters even worse...
The gay...or should I say bi girl was in the middle of cumming and she bit and clawed at me and started screaming and weeping.
I wept a bit too.
Shit hurt.
She pushed me off of her and pushed me out of her dorm room, I tripped over the girl and fell into the halway, she threw my clothes out and pulled the other girl in, or tried.
She just kept hitting her and swinging at her.
Not my problem. She was cute as fuck for a dyke, the pussy game was fucking ridiculous and she gave me the best head I've had to this day.
But I can see why you muffdivers hate bi/closetbi/lez but...has daddy issues girls.

Guess I'm name fag for a bit
>>7233734
>>7233858
I'm actually a Kinsey 4 or 5. The other girl is a 7. She doesn't like men at all, she's strictly lesbian so she wouldn't leave me for a dude.
Another girl maybe, but I actually think I'm probably more attractive than her to be honest. So I would think I'm safe, but idk

>>7233905
Just don't write a song. You got a million girls telling you no. If a bishit tried to sing me a song she wrote I would bail.

>>7233858
Why are all males unable to write properly? Like I can't actually fathom how dumb they are. I'll try to read their shit but it's always fanfiction that makes no sense. Please continue to put "straight male" in the beginning so my filters catch it.

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I saw a cute girl at the supermarket today looking at me through this gap behind the milk, like I thought she was stocking it milk from inside the cooler or something.

Nope, after I got closer I realized it was my reflection.

>>7233938
Sexism is wrong anon.

Sometimes I wonder if I was actually supposed to be a man, but I experience no dysphoria because being inside the body of a pretty young girl is hot to me. Anyone else know this feel?

>tfw you meet the most amazing girl in the world
>tfw she's straight

>>7233981
That's what correctional rape is for.

>>7233991
I want her to rape me desu

>>7233976
well, nah. like it would be nice being able to fuck girls in the literal sense of the word, and i occasionally think some things would be easier/different as a man, but it feels good being female.

i definitely do some typically male things/activities but that doesn't break my core identity as female, rather i view that identity and my biological sex as separate from my everyday thoughts and actions.

>>7234064
Yeah. I kind of fit the penis envy stereotype. Like I don't want to be a man, but to be able to fuck a woman the way a man can seems like it'd be a pretty good deal.

>>7234003
Set up a gofundme

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>>7233963

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>>7232651
>being single during the holiday season

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>flying home for Thanksgiving in a few days
>going to have to hear "So when are you going to meet a nice boy?" at least five times that week

>>7234746
At least it's not "When are you going to meet a nice (((goy)))" like in my family.

i have no bae someone be my bae

>>7232651
I just split up with my girlfriend of 6 years, moved out and got to keep the dog but when I visit my folks they don't think it's permanent and keep trying to get me to invite her to family Christmas. It's going to be a long one.

>>7232752
Let me break the tie.

Write and play that song, I think she'd love it.

>>7232690
I would disagree.
I'm the master of piercing eye glances.
People know that I'm a lesbian from the manner of how I walk and act tho.

Anyone remember Austrian anon? There was some kinda love story about her.

>>7232844
>>7232853
This was actually back in August, so I never found the time to tell her mom what happened, but I swear I didn't act crazy during the rest of our stay with them.. I got along with them pretty well during our 4 day stay, but her mom would never stop teasing me..

>Keeps taking weird pics of me
>Some family friend is visiting
>He has a motorcycle
>Her mom absolutely MUST take a picture of me and the motorcycle
>Probably sent it out to the whole family
>Wants to email me the picture too
>Without thinking I give her the email I've had since middle school
>OH SHIT WAIT
>Immediate regret
>She gives me a confused look but doesn't say anything
>Later that day she keeps calling me by a weird nickname based on the email address

Lesgen I met a seriously cute girl and we get along really well and she's lesbian too (or so I'm told, I haven't outright asked her)
I've known her for barely two weeks but I'm totally falling for her. Halp. I don't want to fuck this up but I've never had a proper gf before

>>7233938
>Why are all STRAIGHT males unable to write properly?

FTFY

>>7235061
It was probably some man roleplaying.

>>7235435
Really? I thought she was cute.

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>>7233614
Hello, I am in the same situation as >>7232752, especially
>I'm mostly the sub here but she's being kind of difficult, and I want to make it clear I'm not going to abandon her or something because I think that's also one of her fears.

What would you suggest someone does in this situation? I really like this girl, I've never met anyone in my life I've liked so much. We got really friendly then she spooked, she's very defensive and won't let anyone get close to her. She acts uncaring and stoic but I know that's her defense mechanism so she doesn't get hurt.

I don't want to ditch her but I don't want to look clingy or pushy, I just want her to trust me and become her adoring gf. Do I just give it time?

>>7235517
Didn't that anon suddenly stopped writing what was happening to "her"?

>>7233858
>>7233938

well he's not wrong though. most bisexuals do have daddy issues and his post is basically one of my exes in a nutshell

now avoid bisexuals like the plague with few exceptions

>>7232651
My wife and I are going to spend Christmas in Scotland with her parents and grandfather, it'll be my first Christmas held outside Denmark, so that's going to be interesting.

>>7235259
Don't do anything that would lead to either of you dying. Don't overly think about her naked because that will make you more awkward. Don't invite her over for a lesbian porn marathon to get the point across.

That's all you need to know. Got it? Good.
You got this.

>>7235548
Be the most affectionate mother fucker the world has ever seen

>>7235628
how do you figure out the exceptions?

>>7235586
I think so, at least I can't remember hearing from her in like a year or so?

>>7235645
>Don't do anything that would lead to either of you dying
Okay, I think I can manage that.
>Don't overly think about her naked
Well I definitely can't manage that. She's really beautiful.
>lesbian porn marathon
Yeah I think not, I don't even watch porn on my own.

I don't know if I got this, but thanks Anon.

>>7235645
Oh, I'm affectionate! I worry I'm too affectionate though, I keep having to dial myself back and get really paranoid I'm being annoying and creepy.

>>7235656
if a girl has had/fucked more girls than guys, if she talks about how hot girls are but never guys

have you ever seen that YouTube couple Rose and Rosie? the bisexual one seems like she is gagging for the dick again

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Help me! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body! What do I do?!?

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Is the gym a good place to find a gf?

>>7235867
kill yourself, only cure

I swear to God, I'm gonna get fit. I'm so tired of being a KHHV fatty, it's what pushed me down during my teenage years.

>>7235880
what is a KHHV?

>>7235888
kissles handholdless virgin

>>7235892
oh, damn.
I used to be like that as well when I was a fatty, losing weight REALLY works, it's not just that you have a better body, confidence skyrockets as well

>>7235870
Oh my

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>>7235897
thank you for the inspiring post senpai

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>>7235867
I'm so sorry. I know how hard that might be.
Have my condolences.

>>7235706
I'm aware of them, but I'm not much for watching youtube personalities.
>the bisexual one seems like she is gagging for the dick again
How so?

>>7235870
I started going to gym, and all the women at my gym are incredibly good looking and fit. Seriously hot bodies in tight clothes everywhere. I get so nervous that I have to keep my eyes to the floor when in the locker room...

>>7235870
Please, no.

I go to the gym to work out. I already have to put up with new guys hitting on me (the regulars know I'm a lesbian and respect that) and I don't need women to start hitting on me while I'm lifting. Just let me do my workout please.

>>7235911
np senpai, you can make it, anyone can.
Go to /fit/, read the sticky, and stick with it.
Since you are a fatty, don't do SS+GOMAD, just stick to a healthy diet, cardio+lifting weights, and never EVER drink your calories.
Myfitnesspal also helps a lot as well.
Also try to get more of your cals from protein and fat, and not carbs.

If you're all attracted to women, why do so many of you try so hard to look like men?
Just a curious gay btw.

>>7236063
You are just talking about bulldykes. We mostly are femmes or tomboys.

You can't really group people and understand why some of them act weirdly, it's their own problems.

>>7236057
>never EVER drink your calories.
?

>>7236075
things like refreshments, juice, alcohol, etc, just don't do it.
You can drink tea or coffee without sugar tho, as well as milk

I asked my GF of nearly two years to marry me during sex a couple nights ago.

She didn't say yes or no but told me to ask her sometime when she isn't eating me out. She seemed a little mad about it.

I probably just ruined the romance of that particular question.

>>7236078
OH SHIT senpai
I really love milk but I'm lactose intolerant and I have no problem with those I literally only drink water. I don't like soda and I don't drink alcohol. I love tea but I heard it makes your teeth look bad so I just dropped it too.

>>7236086
W-Why would you say that during sex?

>>7236078
That makes a lot of sense.

I'm actually a different anon and kind of on the opposite end of the scale. I've been depressed lately and finding it difficult to keep my weight up because I lost my appetite. Anyone ever deal with the same?

>>7236100
not her, but i'm gonna guess in the heat of the moment she just

>>7236091
then just try to eat healthier.
Eat a fuckton of veggies, as well as chicken breast.
At first, try what seems healthier, you'll learn more as time passes on.
Counting your calories really helps tho.

>>7236102
>Anyone ever deal with the same?
I used to, but I was fatfuck at the time, so I didn't bother.
Eat red meats, as well as drink lots of milk. Red beans help too.
Honestly, I'm usually cutting, so I don't know how to bulk well.
Pumpkin seeds helped me bulk tho

>>7236125
I'm lactose intolerant unfortunately, but I do like meat and beans. I'll try to add more of them to what I do eat. My tastes naturally tend towards leaner foods and vegetables usually.

>>7236135
lamb is also good for bulking.
However, if you find it too difficult to clean bulk, do it dirty, I guess

>>7236100
I just said it, I don't know why, I've had the urge to say it before during sex but suppressed it in favor of something dirtier.

>>7235923
because whenever they joke about other people the bi one ALWAYS talks about a guy, mentions her ex boyfriends etc.

if i don't see a video about how she's cheated or they've had to open up their relationship i will be genuinely surprised

>>7236102
when my first gf let me a few years ago i couldn't eat very well. lost a lot of weight

try eating sweet and fatty calorie dense stuff. as a previous anon said drinking calories will help with weight gain as there's minimal digestion required

>>7232651
I have a potential qt. Since she has an intact family life, I'm certain she's gonna visit her family during the holidays, whilst I will most likely stay home. She told her mother about us recently, and whilst she doesn't have any problems with homosexuality, she has problems with her daughter being homosexual. So, it should take a while for her to actually accept our relationship.
We're gonna spend New Year's together though and I can't wait to finally get kissed when midnight's approaching.

>>7233487
My (bisexual) friends keep telling me to try Tinder, since they've apprently met so many qt grills on there.

>>7235061
She and Germanon bonded over the fact that they both speak German, then continued to flirt with each other, whilst the entire thread went nuts over her.
Then she stopped writing/outing herself as Austrianon, and people like this >>7235435 emerged.

does anyone else have a problem where, after it being a while ot never since a pursuing/dom woman took interest in you, just fantasizing about her wanting to grab my hair, her wanting to impress and woo me, cold and hot blood runs everywhere and my eyes roll back?

>>7236376
Yeah I remember that. Didn't they even start skyping too?

>>7236445
I don't think so. Maybe Austrianon skyped with one of her other pursuers?

>>7236474
Maybe it was that yeah. I remember something about Skype at least.

>>7236355
I always figured tinder was mostly for the straights

I feel like being the dom really does mean youre the guy. Youre always apologize, always have to fix things, always do everything a guy does. Yes I'm talking out of experience. It's like she gets mad and I apologize. Then if I get mad, she then gets mad, and I apologize.

>>7236498
This is why you date a dependent girl. That way, when you hurt or mess something up, shes not upset, shes just glad someones taking care of her. And she offers to let you slap her until your anger passes.

>>7236498
Don't date someone who's clearly fucking useless. I'm a sub, but I'm perfectly willing to make peace and take care of things. Then again, I'm also from a single parent family, so if my or my mother didn't do things, things didn't get done.

>>7236490
It mostly is, but my city is really gay, so there are lots of homos on there.

I am married but still read all these threads in my free time. Ask me questions or tell me to go away.

>>7236548
Go away and come back with a wife for me.

Has anyone experienced light bleeding in the middle of their menstrual cycle? My period's not due to the end of the month. Never had this happen before.

>>7236548
Married to a woman, right?

>>7236514
>>7236540
Like what's the definition of a good sub and a good dom?

>>7236573
Unfortunately I don't know any.

>>7236595
Man.

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SEND HELP

>>7236659
Were you always a bishit?

>>7236678
I would consider myself very straight. I just got quite addicted to lurking these threads. Also don't know why. Ask me more questions and we can figure it out, friend.

>>7236666
What's wrong, girl Satan?

>>7233132
>why do girls smell so good?
Because grills give a shit past basic hygiene?

>>7236684
Why are you announcing yourself? Do you think lesbians would scrabble for the chance to talk to a straight woman?

>>7236701
I'm lonely and bored, and sore.

I need someone to be my GF and also clean for me because I don't want to get up.

I haven't had good food in so long.

>>7236724
Because I either want to participate or stop lurking.

Could anyone give me some good yuri doujins to read? Preferably really lewd.

>>7236731
Are you sub or dom?

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For those who are into cosplay, who is your favourite cosplayer, and why is it Enji Night?

>>7236745
You can't participate in a lesbian general. Go away.

> Do you have a bae? A potential bae?
no no no no and I already lost all hope

>>7236751
How about cute and lewd?
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/crochet_rest

>>7236141

Iktf. I often have the urge to say "I love you" during sex.

>>7235880
Be Jillian Michaels 2.0! I know you can do it!

>>7236063
That's just how they want to dress for lots of reasons. It's like asking why gay men talk the way they talk - they just do. Most lesbians are low maintenance and most gays are high maintenance, so I think it's in our DNA to be more like the opposite sex desu, but it's also just more convenient and less pain to style like a dude. Even most gay guys have no idea what it's like to have to mess with long hair and makeup application every day. I don't see what it has to do with being attracted to men or women.

t. femme

>>7236776
Straight women are the most obnoxious creatures on this earth. Attention whores without a shred of sustenance to their character.

>>7236756
Either really, depends on the girl.

Why do you ask?

>>7236348
>she doesn't have any problems with homosexuality
>she has problems with her daughter being homosexual

You don't say.

>>7236655
If you're in a relationship that's working out, that's all that matters, dubbadubs.

>>7236745
Participate by posting your cute boobs, butt, or tummy. Or preferably all three.

Then we can talk abut what we would do to you and you'll reluctantly admit you want it to happen and give in and get, at a minimum, an irl side gf if not your very own high quality waifu.

>>7236869
Now to be honest I was expecting posts like this. That's pretty funny, thanks.

>>7236822
No need for that, I just have fun reading the threads. And I could even consider posting a pic but from what I've noticed I'm far too thick for women standards.

>>7236992
How thicc ?
I don't mind it if you have good muscle base.

Also TITS OR GTFO

>>7237009
Thick, not fat, but I personally don't like it. Make me post it, bitch.

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>>7237029
You act like I need it. Either you post it or no.
I have girls on snapchat who send me nudes.

Actually try to respect yourself and you won't need to have a cuck husband.

>>7237078
It was a joke but w/e. Obviously I wouldn't post anything sexual but something benign I see no problem with, would be funny since I never know what women think.

>>7236886
Please fuck off with this attention whoring. We aren't animals to giggle at in a zoo for entertainment. Why the fuck do non-lesbians always use lesbianism to feed their own egos and male fantasies?

>>7236822
this is probably bait

it's probably just a man looking for attention

>>7237078
>I have girls on snapchat who send me nudes.

lel

>>7237093
I'm pretty down to earth so I find many people qt. You will have to ask someone else to judge that.

>>7237106
Jelly friendo ?
Tbqh I don't want those nudes. They make me horny, but I never get to have any of that irl.
Just kill me please.

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>>7237029
>>7237093

Are you thiccer than wellbuiltanon?

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>>7237234
From that pic I think no. Here are the new shorts I got last month.

>>7237262
Okay. Cute tan thighs. Would bend over and spank/10

>she thinks this is too thick
Man, straight women are insecure.

>>7237321
Lesbians are too.
Source: am lesbian

>>7237329
Yup. I'm totally insecure.

>>7237321
It is though... That constant feeling of your shorts/underwear pressing against your love handles tortures me.

>>7237262
Why don't you just crop the pic ?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Someone stole my bike I guess last night.

Fucking awesome.

>>7236100
>W-Why would you say that during sex?

I've had NSA partners/fuck buddies blurt out "I love you" in the heat of sex. desu I feel it's the start of the end of the relationship.

>>7237401
Didn't even occur to me to be honest. I'm actually shaking with adrenaline from posting a pic on the internet, as if it was daring. I'm a fucking nerd.

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>>7237416
I will help you kill them

>>7237416
What a meme.
Was it an old one ? If it was new I'll come and beat them up for you bby.

>>7237117
>Jelly friendo ?

maaaybe, are they qt femmes? if not no

>>7237513
Can't say much about some of them, but one is ultra qt tall femme.
She also has the same shitposting style as me so it's ultra fun.

>>7237351
>That constant feeling of your shorts/underwear pressing against your love handles
Literally everybody has tummy fat. My BMI is 16 and I still have tummy fat.

>>7237457
Four more pics qualifies you for official Lesgen Slut status, I'm just sayin'

>>7237416
Kickstarter: "some motherfucker stole my bike. Help me raise $400 for a new bike to chase them down and murder them. First reward tier $5: picture proof of the murder. Final reward tier $400: I will spare their life and simply a buy a new bike instead."

>>7237536
So that's what it takes to accept a straight girl here? I have to satisfy your carnal desires with pics?

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>>7237548
get me a qt fit gf and I'll accept you

>>7237548
I don't know if it's still a thing, but a few years back "tits or gtfo" was the official greeting to all girls on 4chan.

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>>7237563
>>7237577
You can have this wonderful bruise I made today by being a dumbass.

>>7237419
>>7236100
Is it bad to say "I love you" during sex?
>>7234863
Well I wrote something....and it's cheesy as fuck as honestly just bad
I was working on something that wasn't exactly about her but I can change some of the words to make a version just for her, so I'll probably do that I think

>>7237526
ultra

>>7237419
I had a FWB girl whimper "you're like a mommy to me" which made me pause but I decided not to ask her what she meant by that.

She did ask afterwords if I would please stay the night and I did because she seemed like she needed it.

>>7237548
Tier of acceptableness is lesbians>biscum>straight women>straight men>gay men>trannies.

The more flesh you show, the more we may be inclinded to be forgiving.

Kissless virgin here
How do I get one-off sex with Tindr
Or not even sex just making out and cuddling
I really want to makeout and be groped

>>7237609
>straight men>gay men
Why ?
I have some really great gay friends. They are more accepting than straight ones because they don't want to fuck me.

>>7237609

Nope, it's:

cis lesbians>bihet women that post pics>anyone that accepts that yuri is the purest form of love

No one else is welcome. NO ONE ELSE

>>7237625
Gay men dont come to this thread unless they're feigning ignorance over why 'lesbians date women who look like men'.
At least the straight men occasionally try and pretend to be lesbians.

>>7237609
I just showed you my humongous shameful love handles, surely that is enough. Now I never quite understood this, why don't you guys like bi women?

>>7237639
Because they break our hearts.

>>7237548
I have no interest in you or your pics.

>>7237577
That was mostly intended to prevent female posters from drawing attention to gender, which is not much of a concern anymore. Especially on this board.

>>7237419
That sounds like something I'd do, but I don't mean it in the usually assumed sense. It probably comes out like that because my brain is high on endorphins and shit and doesn't know any better way to concisely say "the things you're doing to me feel fucking awesome and I love you for it"

>>7237639
Love handles arent enough.

>>7237603
Please. She really is a qt.
I'm sexually attracted to humor.

>>7237644
:(

>>7237645
Jesus stop being mean. This is the only place I feel like there are actual women posting on this site, that's probably why I read it. And I've seen some nice discussions about girly stuff from time to time. I'm trying to be fun and play along to at least have to sort of conversation because I think you guys are cool, even though I've admittedly had a few and will probably regret posting here tomorrow.

>>7237697
>I'm not interested
>mean
Wow, you really are a straight girl.

>>7237697
You're fucking straight. Elsewhere with you.

>>7237672
god don't get me wrong so am i

a 6/10 can go to a 1/10 if she's hilarious

>>7237632
What about a cisles who finds the whole "yuri is the purest form of love" thing annoying?

>>7237639
Internet bisexuals seem to make a pasttime out of shitting on gay people and whining about how oppressive we all are (though they outnumber us). Never mind that a lot of bisexuals are just as bad and like to claim that non-bis don't exist, but somehow that is tolerated more than gay people having dating preferences.

Though I know of at least two lesbians who are in ltrs with "straight" women. Wondering how that's gonna turn out.

>>7237737
I see, thanks for actually explaining. I've seen some people claim before that "every X is bi" which is just silly to me. And maybe the women are just trying it out. If I wasn't married and in my teens I'd probably have a go just to make sure I dislike it, which I never did.

>>7237761
Yeah, but that's part of the problem. These bisluts experimenting with girls under the lesbian label, then ultimately settling for men. Just confirms the world 'lesbians aren't real' bullshit.

>>7237791
Maybe you're not being optimistic enough. If I was gay and I saw a woman I experimented with get married I'd be like "Yeah, I totally gave your wife something you'll never have and there's nothing you can do about it." It would be kinda exciting.

>>7237791
What about bisluts that experiment with men but ultimately prefer women?

Also straight women need to fuck off with the groping and teasing. Grab my boobs again and I'll use you as a hand puppet.

>>7237807
I would have zero problem with bisluts who are up front about only wanting short-term relationships with women, and I would be over the fucking moon if straight girls wanting to figuring shit out asked me to help them experiment.
My first girl friend was one of those, and instead of being honest and us having a fuck fest, she tried to date me, got my feelings all mixed up because fuck me, she was my first, and left me brokenhearted.

>>7237817
I see. I'm sorry. But like I said you'll always have eaten that. That's hot.

>>7237817
Welcome to being every lesbian ever. Sadly.

>>7237735

Death.

>>7237817
Same here. I have had bi girls play with me (and I knew they were bi) and girls "experiment" with me. As long as I know up front I don't care. Actually I don't care if I know or not if I'm not with them to be in a relationship. Sometimes being a girl's "first" an be pretty exciting.

>>7237810
>What about bisluts that experiment with men but ultimately prefer women?

Moderately superior.
As long as they're still open about being bi and not the repulsive "I only fuck dicks casually so I can call myself a lesbian and you're an oppressive bigot if you tell me enjoying hetero sex makes me less gay than you" tumblrinas.

>>7237791
>>7237817
>>7237737
Also thanks for letting me stick around and have a conversation. I even feel better about my body now. This was nice. So have I earned my right to casually post here now? I won't abuse it.

>>7237945
You could just post without mentioning your heterosexuality constantly.

>>7237945
No, because you're just whoring here to boost your own ego.

>>7237644
Lesbians are incredibily insecure about bi women ending up with men

>>7237945
Can't speak for others, but I don't mind. You seem chill.

>>7237886
Harsh. Purityfags are cancer.

>>7237971
Pardon my liquor honesty, but come on. We're all behind a screen, you're never gonna fuck me anyway me being straight or lesbian. At least I was game and played around. Are you really complaining about seeing my ass when you otherwise would not? What's the harm?

>>7238001
Everyone in here gets triggered instantly because we're always being raided by tranny attention whores

>>7238001
Then why even fucking mention you're straight? Why not just post and join in anyway instead of posting pictures of your body and going "btw i'm straight, check me out girls ^_^"
It comes across that you're just barging in to show yourself off and expect to be showered in attention.

>>7238016
I definitely have boobs.

>>7237976
I honestly don't care who they date.

I remember about a year ago when Autostraddle felt the need to create a "safe space for bi women to talk about their relationships with men" and all of the bi women were saying how they were grateful because the focus of the site on same-sex female relationships felt oppressive and they felt "unsafe" mentioning they were dating a man.
That shit is why I'm over bi women. At least internet bisexuals.

>>7238001
>We're all behind a screen, you're never gonna fuck me anyway me being straight or lesbian.
Wrong. Girls from here have hooked up.

>What's the harm?
It shits up the thread. Why would I care about some straight girl's ass?

>>7238022
>>7238049
Ah I don't know. I was just drunk and curious. If you guys had pushed me I'd have posted way worse. Fuck me.

>>7237600
>Is it bad to say "I love you" during sex?

For many it can come off as overly cheesy, and when they wanna get fugged they don't care about sentimental stuff. Of course, saying it to an FWB is even worse.
However, there are also the pure romantic lesbians out there, who bath in the glory of being told they're loved.

>tfw first time I got lewd with gf, pre-relationship, I had "I love you" plastered all over my mind
>tfw whenever I fantasize about cuddle session fantasy me inevitably says the same thing to her

Official ratings: Goldstar cis lesbian >>>>>>>>>> Goldstar bishit >>>> nongold lesbian = bishit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any kind of male

>>7238024
trannies have boobs too

so does my overweight brother

>>7238098
what the fuck

>>7238118
prove me wrong (you can't)

>>7238049
A butt is a butt is a butt

Where are all of the qt girls? All the lesbians I know are either dykes or turbofeminist big reds

>>7238058
>I'd have posted way worse.
Then we're both glad no one pushed you.

>>7238132
For some, not all.

>>7238193
chanty binx is a qt r u blind

My girlfriend and I still don't know what we're doing next month. Planning for the holidays is so much more difficult when neither of your families have disowned you. :/

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>>7238193
Desu, watching the two qts in pic related makes me extremely horny.

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>>7238248
>tfw no pure qt gf

>>7233457
Come to England pls, I'll be your short 4'11 housewife if you want senpai

>>7238129
prove yourself right (you can't)
check
now mate with me

>>7237577
>>7237645
You'll still get that response on a lot of the boards desu

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>>7238248

>>7238302
Women are pure, the male is akin to disease and filth. 2 Women = 2 pure if a woman remains solely with other women, she will remain the purest. Pure = good. Anything that is male or comes into contact with male is ruined. So my logic withstands. And no. I only interact with goldstars - I also have a woman.

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am I qt anons?

>>7238333
pls marry me

>>7238311
Yes, I was just saying that thirst for pics wasn't always the sole motivation behind "tits or GTFO". Now people say it more because of muh 4chan culture than anything.

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Thanksgiving and Christmas is always awkward for us. My parent's adopted me and my biological brother and we're both kinda not white, I dunno what we are DESU.

The rest of our family ranges from vaguely racist rich people to like, pickup trucks with confederate flags. Except our grandparents, they love us.

It really upsets them that we exist and I'm bringing my Israeli girlfriend this year so it'll be extra fun.

>>7238260
um dude she's like 14

>>7238372
Oh, goth girl doesn't relate she is cute though.

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>>7238377
She can definitely be 18 in that pic, my fellow woman.

>>7238323
>I only interact with goldstars
it is literally impossible to know this

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>>7238260

>tfw no qt, nationalist jewfu

>>7238440
I'm not teaching you my fail proof methods. Go back to your trash bin!

>>7238408
im a straight male

>>7238442
her eyes make her look like shes on drugs lol

>>7238395
W-Who is Goth Girl?

>>7238408
>japancupid.com
>fellow woman
uh huh

>>7238456
You're a lunatic.

>>7238522
And you're single.

>>7238042
Tumblr bi women are not representative of all of us. This general occasionally has a hissyfit about us without good reason.

>>7238530
Primarily because I don't want to date crazy bitches.

>>7238554
>excuses
>calls women bitches
Naw. I think it's because you just don't have any decency, any respect for other women and somehow you're "not like those other girls". Work on your personality and how you treat others both in your perception and in general. You'll see an improvement.

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How can white women even compete? Asian girls are for other asian girls.

>>7238299
Where do you live senpai?

>>7238567
Literally every other lesbian I knew in college had fucked each other and then fallen out within a year. Yes, I do not want to be like "those other girls".

There are sane lesbians, but unfortunately they didn't run in my circles.

>>7238095
Does real you say it too or are you holding back for the perfect moment?

>>7238593
>you will never be a qt Nipponese
I mean being white is still good compared with the alternatives but still.

>>7238567
>Anything that is male or comes into contact with male is ruined.
I also think your hypocrisy may be showing.

spending holidays with roommate eating pizza, gaming and crying about our sad lives and trolling tinder and walking my new dog

>>7238600
>knew in college
Why are you surprised by this? You're not in college anymore. The world is not that bubble you found in college. Puff out your chest, grow the fuck up, and realize your bitterness is what holds you back.

>>7238617
I never even held hands with a male?

>>7238626
Living the life

>>7238626
That sounds like fun to me.

>>7238654
I'm fully aware the world is not my college bubble. For one thing, that bubble had significantly more lesbians, even if I had little interest in or commonality with them. Why are you acting why you know me though? College was pretty great. If I'm bitter about anything, it's not the lesbians.

Was it just because I called them bitches? I can go for a gender neutral insult if you like. "crazy assholes", is that better? There were plenty of crazy male assholes as well, or is it only wrong for me to complain about women?

And I meant the fact that a significant amount of your activity in this general is shitting on other women, but apparently it's only a problem when someone else does it.

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Anyone else here that isn't a feminist? Pic related.

>>7238766
Are you a nongold? Is that what this is about? Just recognize your place below your betters and go forward with your drudgery.

>>7238778
I'm a man-hater. Does that count?

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My parent's died when I was 17 and I haven't had Thanksgiving dinner since. This year my girlfriend said I could come to her house for both holidays.

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>>7238778

>>7232651

I have an absolute bae. She's so goddamn wonderful I cant even comprehend it.
Just thinking about her smile makes me go to jelly inside.

I've already met her family a fair number of times and she mine, so i dont think anything 'new' will happen over christmas. It'll just be our first together and that'll be sweet.

Maybe we'll get to spend new years together and I can kiss her at midnight oh gosh.

>>7238603
Holding back for the perfect moment, I guess. We've had moments where we discussed our feelings for each other, but never actually said that before. Fantasy Me is also quite fueled by feelings of longing.

>>7238797
I'm a KV, I just find you obnoxious

>>7238814
Who are we putting to rest?

>>7238830
I find you equally so, you bitter loner. Funny how you think you can point out all my posts but it's only when I say something that puts males down you seem triggered. Go complain elsewhere, y chromosomal fart.

>>7238804
Sorry anon, are you going to spend thanksgiving with them? You absolutely should.

>>7238049
Yep met my girl last year and we be fucking... Hottest Latina hands down bois.

>>7238839
Men.

>>7238862
>Funny how you think you can point out all my posts
Literally never said this. I'm aware of the fact that we're all anon. I probably find your posting style obnoxious when you're talking about other things too though.
>it's only when I say something that puts males down you seem triggered.
Also, what? I genuinely couldn't care less what you say about males. I'm just pointing out your hypocrisy about protecting women when you regularly run other women down.

>>7238906
What dafuck? My original post was the official ratings and you were the only one asspained enough to write about it? Goddamn its ok. You've never had a girlfriend and it's clear why lmao

>>7238924
I'm not that anon, so there's at least two of us. It was when you continued to shite on - as you always fucking do - that I bothered saying anything.

>>7238951
Why the fuck would you do that? They stopped responding so it would have ended now you just confused everything. To shite on? Oh my god ok just stop now I really can't fathom how dumb you are.

>>7238333
How the fuck are we supposed to know? Show your whole face, slut..

>>7238993
>>7238951
ladies ladies just keep calm and lick each other

>>7238535
I'd appreciate if you could send out a public service announcement via your bisignal and tell fellow bis to stop shitting up literally every lesbian website with that kind of stuff, then.

>>7238593
>tfw white with asian gf
Bretty gud.

>>7238593
Is it weird that I can't find Asians sexually attractive? I really want to figure out what causes me to feel like this. Preferences don't just come from no where..

>>7239178
>Preferences don't just come from no where
They do though. Made-up justifications for preferences are just that.

>>7239178
Are you a sub?

>>7239216
Switch

>>7239197
I'm sure there's something that subconsciously stops me from being attracted to them. I used to only find white girls attractive but now I have a thing for black girls.

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>>7239256
So you definitely don't want to grab picrelated by the hips and grind your pussy into hers while roughly groping her soft breasts?

>>7239256
Do you like sashimi?

I don't like Asians either. Whitie speaking BTW. It's all about that Latina ass.

>>7239579
Nah m80 :/
>>7239647
I'm afraid this might be euphemism for something else but if you mean literal sashimi then no

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>>7239579
wew those eyes are far apart

>deep, deep in the closet
>had to reject another guy today

I'm such a bleeding heart. It never gets easier.

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>>7239754

Be honest: how many of you are straight men or transbians?

>>7239771
nah man, stare at her face for a while, it's weird. wtf kind of name is kara hara anyway

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>>7239256

What about asians of the blasian persuasion?

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>>7239819

I think it's one of the most beautiful mixes you can have but I don't want to sound fetishizing or anything

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>>7239840

also she's really fukkin pretty. sometimes I wonder how my ugly ass is the same species as some of my top waifus

>>7239819
o yis bb

Blasians are top tier. Eurasians are cute too. Full blown Asians...I mean, I find lots of them pretty but I never feel the desire to engage in the homosex with them.

>>7239760
I'm out and on the rare occasion I still feel guilty about it. But I shouldn't, what do they expect!?

>tfw I find every race attractive but black girls
Am I racist? There's occasional exceptions I guess.

>>7239760
This just sounds like humblebragging about how hot you are. If you're so hot that men are constantly asking you out go use that power to find a woman.

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>>7238778
If you're not a feminist, it's either because you're a retarded asshole who doesn't believe in the equality of women, or you're one of these 'OMG, like, why can't you just call yourself a human-ist?????111' type people.

Both are retarded.

>>7240030
>you have to use the label I use or you are a bad person, you don't want to be a bad person do you?

>>7240017

If it was constant I would have gotten used to it by now.

I'm not hot. I'm just nice to nerdy men and they take it the wrong way.

>>7240017
Not really, fuckbois ask anyone and everyone out.
Worse yet, and I think there'll be posters here who can relate, is when you're into some 'male-dominated' hobby like video games and it's a never ever revolving door of beta-orbiters asking you out; like they had a pow wow and discussed dibs order.

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>>7240046
Oh, cool, way to be dismissive.
You can be a feminist AND whatever else you want. That's what is amazing about labels; not all of them are mutually exclusive.

It's very similar to the BLM v ALL LIVES MATTER!!!! 'argument'. If I'm constantly justifying feminism's existence by how it also helps men, and it does, does that not in itsfuckingself justify it?

If you think otherwise, sorry hun, you're stupid.
Now if it's something else, like you're scared you'll be mistaken for a tumblrina/picrelated, sorry babe, you're a coward in that case.

>tfw you will never work at a dansou cafe and get paid to flirt with and serve women

This life = not worth living.

>>7240107
Wanna start a dyke bar with me instead?

>>7240129

Do lez-exclusive bars actually get a lot of traffic?

>>7239783

Even worse.

I'm bisexual.

>>7240129
No. Because that's a cliche and the last thing gays need is more alcohol.
But I will start a dyke burger joint with you.